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Okay, I got some new fun facts for you today. I know you guys love the fact that everything is bigger here in Texas well. That includes dunkers. The world record for the tallest donkey Romulus. It's a nine year old American mammoth jackstock measures in its seventeen hands or five feet eight inches.
Here's the owner, the veterinarian came out. She did three separate measurements and came out seventeen hands each time. I have the world's biggest ass and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd be more than happy to take corporate sponsorships. You know, anybody who wants to have the biggest jackass in the world endorse their product various nice nice good plug world sub promotion.
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The sand on Normandy Normandy's Beaches is still broken down shrapnel back going back to D Day, that is, I'd be the one time I wouldn't make fun of you and your metal detector if you were out there on Normandy Beach. I'd mean that that would be cool. Other than that, I'm gonna make.
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You the winner of the first Indianapolis five hundred alex. It went down in nineteen eleven. I know what a race guy you are, obviously, I know you know all of this, but yeah, so Indy five hundred nine nineteen eleven, the average speed was just under seventy five miles per hour.
That's neat.
I mean, we're doing that on the Beltway here. Okay, so uh this year's winter averaged one hundred and sixty eight miles an hour.
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