It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck that's the day. Okay, here we go. Hey, hell, good morning, brother ro Good morning. Hell. I did do a little extra work on this this morning. Okay, thank the Lord, because I learned this morning that the shortest war in history was the UK versus Zanzibar August twenty seventh. August twenty seventh, eighteen ninety six. Zanzibar surrendered after thirty eight minutes.
Smart about it? Hey, quick, Well, I got a guy like hall over here, who's gonna go hold on there, Yankee, dandy, doodle dandy. Yes, that's exactly what i'd say. That's just like him. The battle at San Jacento was eighteen minutes long, so I know I'm gonna have like overly aggressive battle, not a war. Okay, thank you, Alex See, I knew
I'm going to have overly aggressive Texas guy technique. The battle at San Jacento was eighteen minutes April twenty first, eighteen thirty six, the final battle of the Texas Revolution. Battle is part of a war. War is a series of battles. So when I say won the battle, not the war. I go the extra mile for you guys. Thank you all right, thank you Steve Gutenberg. The goot minute of Baby, three minute of Baby. Police Academy, okay, all the police academies. He had huge competition to be
the star of Police Academy. Other actors who auditioned. Bruce Willis wanted it. Judge Reinhold, Michael Keaton, and Tom Hanks all tried out for that role. Wow wow, and they went with the goot. Final fun fact for you guys today, I hope you like these. This is scary female cockroaches. They can reproduce on their own if no dude cockroaches are around. That's neat. And how did you tell the
difference anyway? I don't know, but they don't ask. Chick cockroaches don't even need dude cockroaches to keep the cockroaches going. It's the funk. Back to the day. We make you look smart in front of your body. S's the fun back to the day.