It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck that's to the day.
Oh that jingle still guess the air hair my arm standing up?
Hell yeah, twenty one pilot's tickets coming up backstage passes.
But first, some new fun facts.
During the American Revolution, George Washington swore he had never he would never set foot on British soil again. So then a statue of him was going up in London. In nineteen twenty one, they would.
Even put up a statue.
The state of Virginia sent over some dirt and the statue was erected on top of American soil. I told you i'd have read that wanted it was gonna have a kid that was born outside of Texas. This idiot wanted to put Texas dirt underneath the.
Table, underneath the good kid, underneath the bed where the mom's giving birth. He's like, you can't bring dirt into a delivery room, dummy.
I want I want my kid born over Texas soil.
All right, what's next?
Smart friends, people produce an average of point to eight pounds of this every day.
Woo woo.
Wo yeah, it's a little over a quarter pounder.
That's about one hundred pounds a year. Guys, if I'll do the math for you, I know you're trying to figure that out. Who's feeding back me? Is it mean? Sounds like Hendrix at Monterey.
The first ceiling fans were installed in America in the eighteen sixties. God bless you. I love a ceiling fan. I know that there's some areas where it's like, okay, it doesn't work. I used to watch those dumb decorating shows and they would always rip out the fans.
The fans are necessary, okay.
Eighteen sixties they were powered by running water, a turbine and belts.
Oh that's neat. Who's got Who's got a ceiling fan in the bedroom?
Oh? I do? Yeah, of course.
No, No, it doesn't go with the Now you have a new house and Mama wouldn't allow it.
We have fans in there, but they're not on the ceiling. Okay, Oh I need a ceiling fan.
It's the that to the day. We make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's the funk to the day.
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