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I've got three eleven eight wall Nation tickets for you and the entrees on that bill August twentieth, we'll hook you up on the fun Facts flashback and brought us some new fun facts for you, and then we'll fly back to Monday show Texas Hammer Game. Every Monday, it's seven to twenty. We play Is How You're Gonna Win your Corn? Tickets Today, I got third I Blind tickets for you that summer God's tour again, just another show in August.

We'll have those tickets for you at eight twenty. Nothing More tickets September sixth, buy you Music Center. I got tickets for that early in the nine. Jane's Addiction tickets all week they're co headlining with Love and Rockets August nineteenth, seventy one to three Music Hall. That's a musty show. We'll get to those on know the show before we get out of here. So

today forty percent chance of some showers, partly cloudy. Hece of around ninety five Morning Tessa Water Houston's headline, Heykod, Morning Rod, Good morning Homeroom. So the two suspects facing charges in connection with twelve year old Jocelyn and Gari's death waived their right to appear on court in court on Friday, so that was our big story. We were like waiting to see if they were gonna make bond. So now they're set to appear in court today. They're

being charged with capital murder. Weather the judge sets a bond for them or not, an ice hold is going to keep them in custody as both of them, twenty two and twenty six years old, are in the country illegally from Venezuela. So that's the big story. Also, Mattress Mac is set to pay for the funeral of Jocelyn, that's according to members of her family, So the funeral is set for this Thursday at one pm. Mattress Mac

is also paying for a celebration of life in her honor. So that's still the big local story and it's actually turned into a national story as well. Keeping it local. And inmate is facing new charges after he escaped from a trustee camp in Angleton over the weekend. So this happened on Saturday. He just walked away from the Clemens unit and his absence was noticed around midnight during a headcount. So a trustee camp you have to kind of earn the right

to be in there. There's like more privileges in that camp. But he refused to surrender to officers when they found him early yesterday inside a home about three miles away from the trustee camp. They're now trying to figure out how he got away, and he's being hospitalized for treatment. It's getting hard out there for poor pirates. Yeah, dude, it's like a competitive sport. There is the craziest video two porch pirates caught on video caught on a doorbell

camera. After a package is delivered, the FedEx delivery person is like just puts it down, is walking away. Two thieves, two different vehicles spread up to the same package. Once that spit grabs a package, the other holds a flower pot. They're like almost gonna fight, but they must have known, like were they tipped off? What was in the package? That was in the package? I think it was a phone. Maybe I think it was a phone. So I mean, I get it. One porch

pirate. We've seen the videos of them. We saw a video I think two weeks ago that somebody just grabbed it right out of the delivery person's hand. Yeah, on the porch. This is two people fighting for the same package at the exact moment that it gets delivered. It's there's just something stinks

about this. Yeah, the police are investigating and haven't caught anyone yet, but yeah, there there was a phone inside the package, and they both knew that there was something valuable that they both seem to know that there was something valuable in there. Bikes. Okay, this is something that broke down on Friday. But now it is official and it is confirmed Kevin Costner will not be returning to Yellowstone. He shared the news to fans in a video

posted on social media. He says he realized he's not gonna be able to continue into five, into season five or the future. He says he loved it, that we should know he loved it and Yellowstone season five returns November tenth, so he says he'll see us at the movies. He's over the

Yellowstone thing. Taylor Swift is doing her London show at Wembley Stadium. She was playing on Saturday night and then the Food Fight of the Foo Fighters were playing at a smaller venue called London Stadium, and Dave Grohl was talking during his show. He's saying, like, instead of the Eras Tour, they called their tour the Errors Tour because we actually play live. And Taylor must have got win about that because early on her show she thanked her band for

playing live for three and a half hours tonight. It's a little bit people are like a little bit of beef. Maybe No, these two are on record really liking each other. But that's what's going on when they're playing their live shows, and it's on the music blog page. Those are Houston Dead Lanes. London Stadium is not like a way smaller venue. It's the Olympic Stadium from when they had Yeah No. They're both huge, huge, huge venues, so they just happen to be playing at the same time. Wimbley's

more famous. Yeah no, Yeah, it was like London Stadium is not like like a dive bar in baseball, though, yesterday the Astros gotta win. They blew out the Oils eight to one, sweeping the Ools over the weekend and winning five straight. They're gonna have a day off today before they open up a two game series with the Rockies tomorrow night. The College World Series Texas A and M and Tennessee are gonna play for the national championship tonight

after splitting the first two games of this best of the three series. First pitch is the be at six o'clock and you can watch it on ESPN. In hockey, we got Game seven in the Stanley Cup Final. All itsween the Panthers and the Oilers. Oilers trying to become the first team in NHL history to ever overcome a three to zero deficit in the final. They are a slight favorite heading into to night's game. I think somebody did it in the forties, dude, a Canadian team came back from all three. Not

in the final, oh okay, not in the Stanley Cup Final. They've done it. I think the Flyers came back against the Boston Bruins. But Montreal did something. Montreal did it, but not not in the Stanley Cup finals. Okay, So I could have made you a very rich man. I told you to put all your money on Edmonton oilers. I said, put all your money your bias towards Canada. So no, no, no, Also true, smart point towards Canada. Smart, it's never happened.

It's not going to happen. They're going to lose. And there's nothing better than Canada thinking they're going to win a trophy tonight and then just take it away, the rugout right under them. Let's get you to game seven. I'll say this, nothing better than game seven. Yeah, especially when Canada losers in the Okay, and Canada will be very calm. I'm sure they won't burn down any cities or anything like that. That's not what Canada does

in soccer. The US men's national team got to win last night. They beat Bolivia two to nothing in the Copa America tournament. They're gonna pay Panama in their next game on Thursday night. That is what's going on in sports. You could have been so rich. I'm fine. I told you, I told you every penny. All right, here we go, four hours of pain starts right now. Are you up? Are you awake? Are you ready to rock with us? Would you like to have the first phone

call? Would you like your voice heard by fives of tens of people that are up with us? Uh? Seven one three two one two five nine four five. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now four five US. That's it. We are officially underway with your Milk Monday edition. Rod Ryan's show helped. You're off to a great start to your day. We've got a pretty good chance of some rain today forty percent chance. Part of the Gloudy Skies highs up around ninety five. I've given you the rundown.

We've got a lot of great tickets to give to you this week. Of course, it exciting, fresh out of bed head to head matchups every morning. Adam the Cop never disappoints. He's going for win number three today. I threw it out there. I said, Hey, some fresh fish. You've never played before. I don't know what do you? Make your move? Man, make your move now if you want to play this game. Three eleven A wall Nation, Neon Trees tickets, you're gonna get those

in home room. And then, of course the Texas Hammer game at around seven twenty again, I told Alex, take all your money and put it on by Edmonton Oilers for their game this weekend, and I said, they're not going to lose at home. When have I ever given news? When have I ever given you a hotter tip? Gave me it's a fifty fifty shot, like one of the two teams were going to win, and you gave me one of the teams. You could say that about every dumb thing that you bet on, Well, you said it. I gave you a

lock in an elimination game. I took you to Fax against the Wall. You're like, yeah, pick that team. I took you to Locktown, wasn't I took you to Lockdown. I walked you in to Lockdown, walked you in. I said, here you are, We're in Lockdown, my own lockdown. I gave you I bet he's still hit the keys to Lockdown. Won to bed have over five and so rich. You didn't have to work today, you'd be so rich. I would have still had to work to listen to me. When's the Stanley Cup Finals? Tonight? Tonight?

Game seven? Seven? Game seven is the best. It's awesome. I don't care. I watch any teams. It doesn't matter who it is. Game seven, there's no two greater words in sports and hockey. Game sevens are better than any other game sevens. Yeah, basketball care alf the time anyways, you only play forty eight minutes. You don't play a full hour. Cowards, A hockey game seven is faster than any hockey games. Seven's probably better. Obviously WNBA Game seven three pointer to win it, that would

be the best game. Did She's faced off against Angel Reese again. They play each other every weekend. They do play twelve teams. They only play so many games against new teams. That's what I'm realizing. There's not that many teams in the league, so you see each other all the time. I like the outfit wars. What does that mean? What they're dressing up? Yeah, they show them and they always do. Like this what Angel was wearing, So what Caitlyn was wearing. It's like, I don't even

need to watch game. Sometimes I know who on that battle are they wearing? Like super awesome outskirts? Sometimes they're different, I'll tell you that. Okay, they're different. Are they getting them for free? They don't make a lot of money. Oh, both of them. Actually do make a lot of money well in endorsements, right, but their salaries great. The salaries are not great. You get some shopping done on the side with their endorsements. Who won Ajey did? She did not cover though, so that

was my lock same with these. I took you to lockdown. Good teams win, great teams cover and she was not a great team. I took you to lockdown. It's not time for the first phone call of the day. Hey, Melissa, good morning, Hey, good morning to you. How are you. I'm doing great. I looked over at my phone bank here and I said, it said, Melissa wants to talk to you in the morning. I said, I cannot wait to speak with Melissa. What

do you got for us today? Yay. So. I am chairman of the board of a nonprofit that serves women veterans and we are doing a charity fundraiser on July eleventh at the VFW eighty seven, ninety and Spring Branch and it is called Pistols and Purses bingos. You can win choices of purses, you can win pistols. We're gonna wrapple off a AR fifteen, Gucci Mini

Marmont and Louis Jason, Felici Pochet. So people can get tickets on campshield dot org or you can just google pistols and purses, bingos you send and it'll probably be the first thing that offs up anybody. Anybody can come and play. Anybody can come and play. Tickets are fifty dollars. That's nine rounds of bingo with nine cards each. That includes two drinks and bingo dopp fun. Wow. That is such a cool thing. Now were you able without I mean, I don't know what you want to talk about. Were

you able to get the the weapons? Were you able to get them donated? We did get the AR fifteen donated by Radical Firearms Hearing Local. Yeah, so that's pretty awesome. And we're working with some other gun dealers that are going to come and teach people about responsible don't ownership and we're offering free gunlocks at the event. So yes, that's all very important, the teaching people. But what was that Gucci thing you said? Yeah you can,

we're rappling off at Guccy Mini Marmont. What is and Aluis Vuitton is a purse, oh designer handbag, a Gucci design her hand puss. Wow, Armont. What a cool event. Why don't you back then? Would you do me a favorite? Would you back that up with an email? You give a lot of information on the I'll put that out there. I will. We would love to see everybody that come out and Houston. If you're a veteran, if you're a Patriot, come on out and see if we're

gonna have a blast. Sounds like a great event. Melissa, Thanks, thank you, well done too, really well done. All right, on the flip of this break, got a right check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for our game, the Fresh Out event. Head to head Houston for Houston's Alternative and tell them of the rod Ryan Morning shown the Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz. Welcome back rod Ryan's show on this milk Monday, forty chance of some rain,

partly cloudy skies. High today of around ninety five. Yet up to do this. Let's find out what's trending first. What you got it was a hard launch is bring your boyfriend a workday for Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey was actually a part of the Era's tour. Like in the show she's like there's background dancer kind of kind of there's this part where she kind of passes out and someone has to like carry her and make her perform at the stage and

like touch up her makeup. So he comes out him in his six five foot frame and people are like losing it. I cannot believe this is actually happening. This is a hard launch. It's on the music blog page because there was a lot of celebrities in the crowd. Paul macrser, Paul McCartney was there, you grant. Everyone was commenting on this show. Does he have it? Said the same story you're talking about. They said Travis was

at all three shows. She plays for three hours. I mean, is he in a sweet and he's like hanging out, yes, because he has bro and sister while we're there. It's like, so it's just like a party because he's got to be sick of it. Why do we take somebody to Buzzfest and it's like, here, you can go have some drinks. Right now, I'm gonna go do a stage announcement. Like you don't expect them to follow us around the whole time. Yeah, I don't know.

It's a lot you just get the party a little bit. And then also you at Taylor Stop's place. Also, the Astros finally got a sweep over a really good team in baseball. They beat Baltimore and it was just really nice creeping up on that five hundred mark again. Yeah, five in a row and we are alone and second place in the American League West. So that's really really great local trend. And then the last thing I wanted to mention was did you hear about this El Paso woman? She's seventy one years

old and she was in the Miss Texas USA. She's headlining the Looking at Girls. Great? Okay, great, so you did hear of this? Go check her out. Pretty impressive there, that's what's trending on ninety four five the bus. So they mustn't just alter the rules where there's no ceiling. As far as getting into pageants. Now, uh huh. I think it's eighteen year older, but they mean older, like like this woman's seventy and she was competing up there with girls that were way less than half her

eight All right, you can check that out. She's hot. She's a hot seventy one year old for sure. Good Lord and everybody, this is that on the top now here friends had been hit the head two day champion. Thank god I was able to avoid that. Once pumps up this time Todd. I know I've didn't get any sleep last night, but I'm still as sharp as ever. So two questions to answersy, get you out of here, and you're welcome, says this joined me on Monday, and I'll

make here win number three pitches seven one three two one two five. If you want to play the run Ryan's show, come ninety four five the buzz ninety four or five the buzz highly suspected. My name is a human Rob Ryan show back for the weekend. I hope you guys had a killer weekend. Thanks for coming back and hanging with us on this milk Monday, forty percent chance of rain, partly cloudy today, highs up around ninety five. Got out on the cop. Check we got someone to play out on the

cop. Let's fly and now each time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners, all right to your corner out on the cop Good morning, Good morning, brother run. How are we feeling? Oh? Feeling good man? I feel like Friday. You weren't on much sleep, Is that correct? Yeah? I actually ended up having to work overnight, and then of course going into that with the kids at home, they don't let you sleep, so it was just up all night.

Now, Oh kid, it's cool. Don't worry about that, Alex. Kids are cool. When you're tired, I gotta do is just tell your kid, hey man, I'm tired. Can you keep it down and let me sleep for a little bit. They're like every time. Sure, God gives his toughest battles to the strongest soldiers at him and you got through it all right. You're going for win number three today and Rick says it stops here. Hi, Rick, Hey, how's it going great. It's been a couple of years since you played. Yeah, yeah, about two

years now. Okay, did you have any success when you did play? Yeah? I lost day five. You've been bro you lost on day five. You've been sitting on that for two years. Yeah. I thought of my own little company with thumbing business man. It's my work care o change a little bit, but I'm trying to get back in there. Well, listen, we know you know how to do it. See if there's any

rust on the pipes over here, Rick, shout out your name. When you think you know the answer, Adam will be doing Adam will be doing the same. What are they playing for? I have a right T shirt. Okay, guys, here we go, Rick, good to have you back. Rick, Adam the Cop, five time Hall of Famer, Right, Adam, four time Hall of Famer. Okay, all right. Question number one? What book and movie series involved Wizards? Adam, Let's go

Harry Potter. Yeah, the series involved wizards going to Hogwarts, very good, pretty strictly on that when it could, went Lord of the Ring, four fantastic pieces somewhere to find them. Yeah, that's true. Or any other story that had a wizard in it, like our story here here at the radio station, our wizard. That's true. Here we go. Next question, what hard part of your feet needs regular clippings? Adam Adam here? No, yeah, dude, Hey, Rick, Yeah, you sound

a little distracted. All right, you got people, You got people calling you on your CB radio or something over there. All right, Rick, don't wait another two years. Okay, come on, come back to us. Okay, all right, yeah, come back to us a little sooner. Rick. Two year absence, four time Hall of Famer says I'm not having any of that. Adam. You want to play tomorrow? Yeah, let's do it, man. It's gonna be rough after the Stanley Cup final, but let go. Yeah dude, Game seven? Right, Yes,

sir. This is for anybody out there that's like, I don't know hockey. If you're gonna watch one hockey game tonight watched Hanna Luis. Are they I gotta go for Canada on luc Are they I'm a Patriots? Are they gonna lose? Alleys? Excuse me? You left a lot of money on the table. This weekend they're on Ryan Show ninety four or five, Experience EXPUREE, The Cosmic Unknowns, all right, ninety four, The Buzz My

Chemical Romance in Helena rob Ryan's show MILF Monday. I haven't even had a chance to look, but you had already mentioned Tessa that a seventy one year old just competed in the Miss Texas pageant this weekend. Yeah. I think it was here in town too, was soon. I don't know if she's from here. Okay, yeah, so she was here in town. She was competing against uh, I mean everyone was younger than her. The judges were younger than but you can go check that out. She's headlining the Looking

at Girls Blonde page tonight. We got a good chances to rain, about a forty percent chance of some rain coming partly cloudy, high of ninety five. Bring the champion, the fresh out of bed head to head Challenge. Here's your current champion, joyponing everybody. This is Adam the Cop and I'm your friends out of bed. Hit ahead three days Champions. Two's questions,

two answers again, no problem. If you want an easy game against me, comes joining tomorrow because I'm staying up late watching the Stanley Cup final, so I'm gonna be top thirty in the morning. So let's get in. Get your chance, so join me on Tuesday. Bitches, he's watching the game tonight. Hell you watching the game tonight? You bet your game? Seven? Who you got? Well? I am a patriot. It's gonna be the North, It'll be a record. You think Edmonton's gonna pull it

off? I think so. A patriot of Canada house. What is going on to certain citizenship? In at the door? All right? Makes for you? You don't want to be here? I can help to pack pal the fuck that to the day we make you look smart in front of your body's the fuck that to the day. All right, I'm coming at you strong this morning. Terminator to Judgment Day, the T one thousand, that was the cop that turned to the liquid. Yeah, he was played scary.

He was played by Robert Patrick Babysatino. If you watched the sapanas, oh yeah. And then his brother Richard Patrick is the singer of Filter. What did you not know that? I did not know that? Did you not know that? The fun factor? Is that just a bonus part of the That's just that's just like I'm just dropping bombs. Oh, the Patrick brothers, that's just for free. Wow, that part did notrige. It was not offered to Robert Patrick. First. The role was offered to Billy

Idol. Yeah, Billy Idol was supposed to play the evil T one thousand and Terminator too Judgment Day. He couldn't do it. He was in a motorcycle accident February of nineteen ninety which almost cost him his leg. I remember when that happened. And he also had a real diminished role because he was in the Doors movie and that was cut back due to that same accident. But yeah, he was like gonna try to get into acting and then that was it. That was ididot do anymore. But he's a wedding singer.

Yeah, he as himself. You're right, first class passengers could do whatever the hell they want, pretty much, whatever the hell they want. Axel Rose started working on November Rain in nineteen eighty three. The song came out in nineteen ninety one. That is fun. Whoa, it was hard mass you'd perfect it? Yeah, you just you know, I mean, it's hard to argue. It's a pretty great song. There's three hundred undred and eighty eight games released for the Nintendo sixty four. Ninety of them have sixty

four somewhere in their title. That's neat Super Mario sixty four, Madden Football sixty four, So about one out of every four of those games they put a sixty four in it. It's the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart in front of every body? Is this the fuck back to the day? What you got? I have a pair of tickets see three eleven, A Wall Nation and neon trees? All right, it's your fun back. The average blank has around two hundred seeds around it, although

technically I told you they weren't really classified as seeds. But we talked about this on Friday seven one three two one two five nine four five. If you know the fun fact flashback for those three eleven A Wall Nation tickets. It's now time for rock out with your stock out with apt In cash boilers tonight. Yeah, vonton oilers. I just think that we to row. We're due for a big record, all right, just do Oh. I can't wait to watch that game. All right? How we do on Wall

Street? Friday? It was a mixed day on Wall Street. The Dow was up fifteen points kickoff this morning at thirty nine thousand and one fifty Nastack down thirty two to seventeen thousand and six eighty nine. Mention Martin your treasury. That's ot a four point two seven percent, and oil stands at eighty dollars ninety two cents of barrel. Two of the most active is the big studs Mickey D's, Amazon and Nike, the big duds Goldman, Sachs,

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based on movement as reported by Young Finance ninety four or five. The Buzz Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show, welcome back. You know what time it is? Sure? Sure is good morning? Good morning? Hey? Who is this? It's Chris Rod. How are you doing so great? How are you I'm good, I'm good. I think already, yeah it is huh. This is the layup dude. The average blank has around two hundred seeds around it. Strawberries. Easy, dude, it's Monday and it's true.

Yeah, so technically they're not classified as seeds. Botanists consider them tiny little separate fruits, each with a single small seed within it. So yeah, dude, you know all that. What are you giving them at the All Nation three eleven in meon trees? Tickets? Congratulations, great job, appreciate it, all right, dude, and I'm going for Florida. I got your back out. Let's go Usa, baby out of here. Get

Eddy. Glad you won Green Day ninety four and five the Buzz. All right, here we go, ninety four or five, the Buzz Green Days. Good riddance, time of your life? All right, rod Ryan Show, next hour every Monday, the Texas Hammer Game. We play at a round seven twenty. That's how you're gonna win your corn tickets, bra I got Thirdie Blind tickets for you on about an hour later at eight twenty. This summer God's Tour giving away nothing more tickets than the nine o'clock hour.

Jane's addiction tickets in the nine o'clock hour, So big ticket, and those are the tickets that we're gonna be like you know, shuffling around all week long, already blew out a wall nation tickets. We have a forty percent chance of rain today, partly cloudy pies of around ninety five Tessa with Houston's Headlines. Yeah, so the big story is still that twelve year old girl who was found dead in a creek last week, because now we're learning more

about the suspects. We know that on Friday, the two suspects that are facing charges in connection with her death, they waive their right to appear in court. So now they are set to appear in court today. They're being officially charged with capital murder today. Whether or not the judge that's a bond for them or not, it really doesn't matter because an icehold is going to keep them in custody. Both of them, twenty two and twenty six year

old, are in the country illegally from Venezuela. Now let's get back to Jocelyn Nungari, because that's the twelve year old who died. She will have a funeral. Her funeral will be held this week. It's on Thursday, and apparently Mattress Mac is paying for that. According to the members of her family. So E's scept for Thursday at one pm. He's also paying for a celebration of life for Joscelyn. And did I see that was going to

be done at Gallery Furniture. I believe, So the event will be held after the funeral, after the funeral on Thursday at Gallery Furniture store on the North Freeway. I mean, we've all been moved by this story, you know, and Mac just stepping up like he always does. He's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, there's another local story. If you saw smoke yesterday, you were not alone. There was a big fire at Prestige Auto and Metal

Recycling on Eastmount Houston Road. It was reported around two o'clock on excuse me, Saturday afternoon. There were more than a dozen local firefighting units that had to work on the fire until it was brought under control early yesterday. So it lasted until yesterday, and then six firefighters and one civilian had to be evaluated for heat related injuries. One fire admitted to had to be admitted to the hospital, one firefighter for further evaluation. So another local story there,

All right, is there a specific phone alarm that you hate? Maybe you even forced your spouse to change it because it makes you wake up just mad, just upset at the world. There was a big ride up on the alarm sound. Americans seem like they're divided on a popular one on iPhones called by the Sea Side. You have this, I do, so this is on the iPhone. I don't. I'm not familiar with this. This is

this is not my mind. Is when people use the alarm, then that and that's your ringtone, Sugress lugs me because like that should be an alarm, not when we'll call you designated alarm. That means, hey, something's happening. Get up. So this is a ring tone that is thought of to be the worst one of the generic ones that you could pick. Yeah, it sounds like Napoleon Dynamite one doesn't bother me. Yeah, this is this is nice. Yeah, this is fine. It's like the second most

common one is that d That's what I thought it was an Apple. Apple's been using this for over a decade. It sounds like it's being played on a keyboard. As Some people love it. They think it's the most relaxing alarm to wake up to, and others think it sounds like nails on a chalkboard because they've heard it so many times. I take a cat would be playing this, Oh, that would be a good video. Yeah, this

doesn't seem that I was expecting it to be really grading. I think if this is ruined your life, you got you don't have that many problems. You know, he's are okay, it's the this is like you're like you're going through some other stuff. It's not the should talk. It's definitely I think it's a wonderful ring Tom. So let's talk about justin Timberlake, because he's continuing on his world tour after his drunk driving or rest in New York. The names have you seen the names for that? Though? So many?

You're so good? So many? Okay. He was on stage in Chicago last night. He's like, it's been a tough week, but you guys are a big and beautiful part of my life. You guys just keep writing with me. You keep keep writing with me. It's a weird choice of words. Yeah, it's gotta be on purpose. Maybe maybe he could have chosen different words, but he went with you guys keep writing with me, and uh. He just says that he's happy the fans keeping him back.

Then it's been that he's hard to love sometimes, and it's been a tough week for him. So those you're justin Timberlake. I'm day Jilly Roll has a pretty crazy life story. He was on Howard Stern and he was telling a lot of amazing stories. Howard seemed just enamored with him the whole time. And he said when he was in jail, he would write music and he would use that steel bedbunk to kind of like create a beat. He said it had a real hollow sound, so he could keep time like

that, and then he would hum melodies over that loop. Anyway, he said he lost a lot of melodies because he would just forget him. He would create so many that he would forget him. But he seemed to note that he was destined for greatness anyway, because when he finally left jail for the last time, he said, I got my little knapsack of songs. I wrote them all on paper. I'm knocking on people's cell if I ever

see you again. Albeitt Madison Square Garden for reference. He was in jail in two thousand and eight, and he will be headlining Madison Square Garden this year on September twenty seven. That's insane. That's insane. Those are Houston teedlights. Yeah all right, yeah. Aftro is very hot right now. Yeah. He got a sweep of the Baltimore Orioles one really beat him yesterday eight to one to complete the sweep and now won five straight. Hotel Tuve

hit a home run. He was awesome. The pitching for the Astros has really turned things around. They're gonna have a day off today before opening up a two game mini series with the Rockies tomorrow night. Back at home at the College World Series, Texas, A and M and Tennessee are gonna play for the National Championship tonight after splitting the first two games of their Best at three National Championship Series. A and M one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat

them yesterday afternoon. First pitch for tonight's game is at six o'clock and you can watch it on ESPN. In hockey, we had a Game seven in the Stanley Cup Final tonight between the Panthers and the Oilers. The Oilers are trying to become the first team in NHL history to overcome a three to zero deficit in the Stanley Cup Final. They are a slight favorite heading into tonight's game that'll start at seven o'clock. You can watch it on ABC. In

soccer, the US men's national team gotta win. Last night they beat Bolivia tu nil and the Copa America turn. They're gonna play Panama in their next game on Thursday night. And on our sports blog page today, the Travelers Championship was happening in golf over the weekend. Scottie Scheffler won his sixth tournament of the year, but on the eighteenth whole protesters tried to ruin the golf

tournament and instead just got tackled by the police. Sare so if you want to go see a bunch of protesters getting tackled with flares, Now, hang on a second. Are they tied into the people that have been messing with Stone Enge and Taylor Swift planes. I don't know if you ruined sports, I'm not gonna pay attention to what you're protesting because that gives you like then

that that works for you. I don't care. I'm not I didn't look up what they're protesting, But if you're ruining sportsman, was it an orange that they had? They had like a red flare there, But I don't know what. I don't know what it means. They had shirts on. I'm not going to look into them because the idiots don't ruin my sports. Yeah, the same people, the same people that attacked Stone Enge with the

with the orange paint. They thought they were getting Taylor Swift's private jets because of all the gas she was using or you know, the fuel that they used. So they went and they were able to get right. It was the same orange paint. So that's how I knew it was the same people. But they painted these planes they weren't even Taylor Swiss plans. Yeah, they were the wrong planes, all right, protesters? Am I right? So whack The Rod Ryan Morning Show six am ninety four or five the Buzz

Lincoln Park at one step closer. Good morning, Rob Ryan's show on this milk Monday. Welcome back from the weekend. Hope you guys had a great weekend. You know we're gonna play the Texas Hammer Game coming up in just a little bit, as we do every single Monday with the great Jim Adler. I tell you get to when your corn go Jira tickets. We'll have those four you coming up in just a little bit. Forty chance of rain, partly cloudy skies. Highs of around ninety five. Alex, how's that

baby? Yeah? Baby update? Now how's that baby? Dou Is she awesome? Still? She is always awesome? Yeah? Yeah, they stay awesome for a little while. I feel like they're always stay off. Yeah, they're pretty awesome. Try to scare you about, like, oh, just get ready for this. They don't tell you about like how fun it is to like kids are fine. Man, it's cool having a kid. It's well seeing like little parts of you and whoever you made the kid with

as she's doing stuff, still showing her off to people. Yeah. So when I'm trying to think the first thing we ever did with London, and it's a while too. It's not right away. You know, you go out for like a walk or something. You know, you don't go out in public or anything. Have you guys talked about that, like how long you keep her? You know, you got to get some shots and things. And when I had a kid, or when I after I had my kid, my mom just busts out. Eugene Ryan, I said what she

said, Well, Eugene Ryan, don't take that baby out anywhere. Be careful who you have over. But what are you talking about. I don't know anything about Eugene Ryan. My dad had a brother, was a little baby, and a woman came out with a cold and Eugene didn't. How do I find this out as a fifty year old man. Yeah, it's scary. That's my family. Weirdos. She's like, well, you know Eugene Ryan. I'm like, as a matter of fact, I don't know

Eugene Ryan. I've never heard his name ever come up once ever since you told me that, though, it's it's uh, I got the I'm aware now. I'm like, nobody's kiding you better not kiss that baby. Don't you kiss that baby? Don't kiss Yeah, like you don't really have I mean except for like immediate family, right, Like you're not doing. My cousin and her husband came over yesterday. They brought it. They brought a little like pink air Force once. It was the coolest shoes I've ever seen.

Wow, but that was cool. But yeah, we've had we've had a very small immediate family kind of my my wife's parents moved into Katie over the weekend, so like now they're there, so we got to see them. Her dad get to see her for the first time, which was cool. I saw her swaddled all up. Yeah, she was not. Maybe's been held ninety percent of her life so far swaddling you're rocking up. Well,

we have the cheap swaddles. Now. It's such a game chamber, so she can like you think, you think you crush it when you swaddle and then just arms her up. It's pointless, like an escape artist. Yeah, so like the little velcro ones that kind of traps a little bit more. I got a really really round head. Do you guys have a round heady round head? I didn't see. Did you post some baby pictures? I'm trying to like wean myself off of it. I don't want to

be that guy that only posts baby pictures. Dude, wait to six picks? Like he had a week of that. He had six picks? You know what? Who did have six picks? Wow? Dirty dug, I even do the six picks. I didn't know I had six pick Oh, boy, I probably wrangled together six if you need I. Uh, are we all going to do a six pick? Oh? It's Rod's day, so we should all do our six picks. I had no idea. Wow, Okay, let me look, I don't know if I have six picks

from the weekend. I might just get filter on one picture six times art okay, artsy fartsy Wow. I can't believe I had six pix this weekend. Can we talk about it on Friday at all? I was so relieved that when it's not your weekend, I know it's not me. I just did last week. I don't even know who. Oh man, that's my bad. That's my bad for sure. Uh. Listen, We've got a bunch of stuff for you on links and guests. Though I have already mentioned

the look at Girls blog page. Of course, it's milk Monday. Uh, the crazy criminal blog page. You're talking about that in Houston's headlines. It didn't crazy, it didn't happen here. But to see these two guys, these porch pirates, fighting over the package. Not thirty seconds after the FedEx guy lays it down, he has enough time to step back take the picture. As he's taking the picture, there are two cars in the street in front of this house that you see. Two guys run towards him and

they they're fighting for that package. Yeah, is the driver in on it? Do they know, like what an iPhone box looks like. I forget, you know, let me do a deep dud, because I know how they find out. I know how they find out. There's like this little hat, there's a let me see that seems like it could be a TV show, Like would you watch a show just called porch Pirates and it's you get to fight. It's just two people fighting. They don't know what's in

the box. The winner of the fight gets whatever it is in the box, and then you get to watch it. It's kind of like when storage wars happens, and sometimes it's just a dud and it's like, cool, you got tampons, like I hope you want you feel good about yourself. I thought these two were going to fight because the one guy gets there, it's just like running for the football, you know. So the one guy picks it up. The other guy immediately grabs a flower pot and he kind

of made it look like he was gonna swing at him. But the people were home when this was happening. They were home, they knew that this ruckus was happening, and then they went back and got the ring doorbell camera footage. So police are investigating. They haven't caught anyone yet. How did they know two people at the same time? Yeah, how did they know that that was? I mean, it was like it was one thousand dollars phone in there in the box. You would think you'd have to be tipped

off. Why did you tip off two people? Right to make it look like you really didn't tip off anybody? But is the driver in on it? That's what I'm saying. If the driver was like, how do I make it look like it wasn't me? I would tell Rod And that's like they would both fight. Now, I look like, why would I tell both? Doesn't seem like a big enough bus that you could have multiple people

in on it, you know what I mean? Like, if the phones weren't a thousand bucks, you're gonna sell it whatever on the street for what five hundred and two hundred? Like that doesn't seem like a big pot to split. And there's another So if you go down on the Crazy Criminal blog page, it talks about the two porch pirates fighting it out, But then there was another porch pirate immediately grabbing a cell phone delivery and this was also

in Pennsylvania. I'm telling you this has got it. There's there's a bigger problem here. There's a way bigger problem here, and it's somebody tipping someone off. Could you like blacklist somebody from like the post office, because if you get caught doing porch pirate ness, you should just never be able to receive mail ever. Oh, go to jail, like you know, like

is it felons can't vote or whatever it is? Like if you are a porch pirate and you're convicted of it, like you are never allowed to receive mail ever again, would be putting on a no flight list. This is a super inconvenience to you. Now, Yeah, I'll do things like that. Well, if you want to see this video, maybe you can. Maybe you can kind of decipher it and figure it out better than us. We don't know what's going on with this. It just done. It just

stinks all the way around. Oh man to win the best game in Houston? Who wants it? Okay, if you wanted to get in now, would be a great time. If you wanted to play the Texas Hammer game. If you want those corn Go Jira tickets. You think you're gonna know these lyrics? What song it is? What band it is? You know? How we play this game. Chile is standing by right now and he'll

set you. He'll get you lock and load for the game. Seven one, three, two point two, five, nine four five Houston's Rocks, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning Show Bus ninety four five The Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show on this MILF Monday, partly Claudie Sky. Today we have a forty percent chance of rain, high of about ninety five. What's trending? Okay, so much going on over the weekend. I mean, Travis Kelce was on the on stage with Taylor. But did you see Joe

Burrow at the Vogue Fashion show? No, dude, he was wearing Cincinnati Cincinnati quarterback Jollsborrow was wearing like a suit, deep cut v no shirt underneath. He starts walking down the runway. The back of the jack jacket doesn't exist. It is a backless jacket something belt. It's fashion and he seems to be into it because he's one of those guys you were talking about some of the WNBA gals are really getting decked out before their games. He does

show up always, like with the Drip, with the drip always. That's why when I rank quarterbacks again. He will probably easily be top three. I believe he was number one last year. Inside Out Too is now the top grossing movie of twenty twenty four. Why is this significant? Because it best in Dune Part two. It's take it in two hundred and eighty five point seven million dollars. Dune Part two was also a box office hit, and it took in two hundred and eighty two million dollars. So Inside Out

two kids movie now the top grossing movie of twenty twenty four. Also, there is a family in Naples, Florida that's suing NASA for eighty thousand dollars in damages. Apparently debris from the International Space Station fell to the Earth and through their roof, so they would like some compensation for that from NASA. Yeah, and those are the things that are trending on eighty four five the

bus. I suppose it doesn't happen more often. Glad it doesn't. Well, they cover it up, put me on all that is that what it is? Pay me off me, I'll cover it up. About it all right, we're ready to play a game here. This is Demndler, and it's time to play the Texas Hammer Game. All right, let's go with Ron Ryan on ninety four the bus. All right, what have we given away? Here? I have a pair of tickets to see con It's corn with those your end spearbox. Okay, it looks like Gabriel got through.

Gabriel, Good morning, Hey, good morning rock. You want to do this? I didn't want to be first, but yeah, let's go ahead to it. Uh yeah, first your last, Yeah, dude, just get it right. That's easy, easy, right, No, Bro, let's listen to these lyrics. You tell me the name of the band and the name of the song. Here we go, A Tiger's to be tamed singing you are you Are? I'm out, I'm out, two one nothing, Colay get in there earlier, Bro, Good morning, rod Ryan Show,

good morning. Well hello, who is this? This is Mike, Hi, Mike. Let's take a listen to the great Jim Adler, A Tiger's to be tamed singing you are you Are? Name of the band, name of the song that is Coldplay? Clock? Is it? That is correct? So that dude was right on Coldplay? Yeah though, oh yeah, yeah he might have been. You're right, dude, awesome two weeks in a row that we got it on the second caller, Mike, great

job today, Tessa. What are you giving them? Mike? You get the corn tickets because you're in spirit box within Civilian You're gonna be there, come grant a light, Shians. Thank you so much, Jog, You're a welcome so much. He's thinking about tigers in here. Yeah, that line in the song before this, mat you tell me when when is it coming up? Tell me when it's coming up. I don't believe it. It comes up in the next four minutes. That's it's a four minute song.

Okay, all right, listening for those tigers. Great job. Thank you to the great Jim Adler. This is Coldplay and clocks. It's ninety four or five the buzz clocks. I guess that was it. I didn't hear it. Well, I went to the bathroom. I had to go to the bathroom during that song a little bit a Tiger's to be Tamed singing you Are You Are? I was in the song, yeah, was I going? Okay? Well, all right, well there you have it. Thank you to the great Jim Handler for helping us out each and every Monday.

It's still fun getting his voice out there on these on these song clips. I still get a kick out of it. I really do. Uh seven chance of rain part the Cloudy Skies highs up around ninety five, I saw something. I heard him say something on the news and they said it in a specific way, and I didn't I didn't go look it up. But they said that fireworks stands can open today. Is that something that is

controlled, meaning you can only sell fireworks certain times? Well, Rod, I'm a I'm an American and I can get fireworks whenever I want fireworks, because that's why I sound he was built on Well, but there is a season for It'm not gonna let a silly log in the way celebrate in my country and my freedom. Yeah, I think, I think that there's laws getting in the way of it. We live in Conrod, my idea and say, sir, I'm an American citizen. I can do whatever I want.

You can't do whatever you want, and you can't even blow off fireworks in the Houston city limits. Yeah, okay, So in twenty twenty four, the seasons for fireworks sales in Texas, there is a list for that, and the fourth of July starts. Yeah today, June twenty fourth to July fourth, So that's standardized, meaning you guys can open. You can open today, yeah, and then after that, like the next celebration open four is in October. It's Dawali. So you buy fireworks for Wally in

October. I was gonna say, I thought the next one to Mayo. So before so before fourth of July it was Memorial Day, and then before Memorial Day, singa to Mayo, Okay, may first glade im learning this fireworks today? Man, you buy some? Yeah? Yeah, why I come over for July and like want to spend the money on them? Yeah, nobody does. I'd like to enjoy it, but not spend money. Yeah, I'm kind of the guy that just supplies the fireworks for my neighborhood.

Yeah, but we're not allowed to blow them off. I'll just tell you. I'll just stand by there. I like, if the cop comes back, it was at the house over there, and then at this point the other way. The other thing that I heard was you can get fined for each firework. They would have to like film it the whole time.

Though, right, I'm talking about let's say you have a Let's say you have like a Roman candle or a package of them, and then you have spark Well, sparklers are are but if you have fire crackers and then you have one of those batteries with report, they said they can find you for each thing that you have. It's like that with the game wardens. It used to be like that with the fish when you go ever every fish you're

over. I watch Lone Star Lo a lot when I gets that on the background and then I get it there, So I know a lot about game wardens. So I had some friends that would go snagging. You know what that is? You never heard of that? No? Like is the snagging line? Snagging fish? Okay, so you have like a you have a sinker and it's got four prongs on it and you just throw it out there and you just try to catch a fish that way. It's illegal. Oh yeah, let's get in traveling and you get found. You get fined for

every point all of those snaghooks that you have. If there's four on each one and you have five of them, you get fined for each one of those each point. One of my favorite things that they do whenever people violate, like the catch laws, is the big All right, well, you were like twenty fish over, dude, what the hell? And then they give them the ticket, and then they take all their fish and they just give it out to dudes that are like fishing, like, here, have

some more fish. I love it when they do that. I don't know the fourth Look, we can't like these we can't waste these fish. So we're just gonna give them to not breaking law people. All right, fourth of July two weeks away. People are driving eighty five percent. Fourth of July travelers are said to be driving this year. It seems like when we go into one of these weekends now on the regular we're saying record numbers of

people. Is it still from the pandemic that we're that we're seeing record numbers of people traveling the new normal road. It's just see when school's out, it's like a pre for all. Now now people know that's been happening every year. Yeah, but I feel like now people know, like, hey, we we have to appreciate the time you had off because you always did say I'll go next year. But what if we have another pandemic? Are we just making more people? Like the population keeps going up, so theoretically

more people would be on the road every year. Yes, it just it's got to be it's pandemic related, because sometimes they'll even say, like, hey, we're back to pre pandemic levels on something or whatever. So eight percent are flying, six percent of using some other mode of transportation. Excuse me? What is the other mode of transportation? I'm just I just need to be Does anyone have a jet pack yet? Are there jet packs that I don't know about? Is anybody cruise around on their jet pack? We

were promised jet packs by now. Okay, we are as far as the pump gas prices are lower than last year, when the national average was three fifty three, We're sitting at about three forty four right now. Oh wow, what are we gonna do with all that extra money? Worst times on the road are just real obvious. Okay, between two and seven o'clock when everyone's out there. Okay, Triple A suggests getting up and going in the

morning. Okay, the busiest day is going to be on Wednesday, July third, and of course everybody's coming home on the seventh, so those are going to be nasty, nasty days out on the road. We're a couple weeks out from fourth of July, and you can buy fireworks now coming to see you, Katie. Oh yeah, that's the clothes. Because you can't get him in Houston. You gotta got to Katie. You have like like fireworks dealers, Like they just swing by your house. They go, oh,

I don't have a home, guy, that would be awesome. You should do Dally Valley fireworks like a door to door salesman. Yeah, I've got a guy. Okay, guys, if you've got a guy, send them home. The Rod Ryan Show on ninety ninety four five buzz Some forty one and Landmines, Good Morning, rot Ryan Schump on this Milk Monday Ashley with and I was asking if we're gonna play Sex Toy or Firework? Ah, didn't Wizard get add that? I was thinking that, But I don't

know that he. I'm sure he doesn't like that game. Let me just say, well, I'm sure I'm pretty sure that Radio Wizard hates the game Sex Toy or Firework because there are some funny names out there and they're very similar. The one he didn't like was the hooker or horse. Well that was hard. That's why, Well, no one could get it. It's fifty to fifty. It's a fifty to fifty thing. But you're right, it took but it took too long. I think that's what. And there

were probably some names in there. Made a game, sex toy or firework you could get three in a row. You had to get three in a row, and no one could get three, no get like two nobody. Yeah, yeah, Rod, it's just safe to say that he hates all the stuff we do. Yeah, I think so. If it was scuba or sex, a great idea scuba sex jod not a bad game idea sunken ship. All right, Well, listen, have fun if you're going to get fireworks. Apparently the stands are open today, the little ones on the

side of the road. So lucky. If you're out in Conroe, I always see a bunch of stands out there. One oh five. Man, that's like firework Haven. Yeah. Yeah, there's like fifteen stands. It's awesome. And then out and Katie, it's awesome, like it's right in the grocery store parking lot, like it doesn't make you feel like you're doing anything wrong. This country so great, right, except that I except that I'm bringing them back into the city, which is awesome, which is awesome.

I appreciate two people sending me this article. Scientists think that they may be zeroing in on a cure for baldness. All right, this is like the one million times. Come on, come on, science, it's gonna I'm telling you right now, like right when, it's gonna be way too late. It's already too late. It's gonna be too late. They're gonna come up with something. How would they just not advance the two pay game? Like, I feel like we've got a technology. Two pays have to

be way better now. And you just never see anybody rock and too pay. Maybe because you guys, because you guys would make fun. I already brought this up on this show. I said, can I go get a wig? And you guys not talk about it. I don't believe it's a word. I don't believe it. You'll be staring at me, you'll be staring at my hair, and you'll say it on the air. To get used to it, I wouldn't say it's like a haircut. Remember when I cut my hair short. You're like, Oh, if you wear a to

pay, I'll buzz my hair. I'll do the same thing. Oh, put a picture on rod Ryan show, show them your new haircut, and it'll just be your new hair and no listeners can ask me about it. You can't. You can't mention it when I'm out. If we are out, promised that anyone else won't. We just have. It just has to be like a seamless thing. I just come in with a full head of hair one day. Fine, yeah, but we're not. Nobody's allowed to talk about it. You do it. I will shave my hair, I'll

buzz my head. You can do it for Have you ever shaved your head? No? No, maybe I cut short right? No, everyone has a little kid. I think I met a buzz it shipped off to boot camp. Maybe you think I'd make it in the mitey just bitchamp for like the summer that. Let me tell you that first time that you are dragging that bic over your scalp, it is crazy. I still remember the very first time I bicked my lid, and it's like, it's not supposed to

be a razor here, there's not supposed to be a race. Now it's second nature. You don't think anything of it. I'm in the shower, but that very very first time it may bee one of bar. I'm like, oh my god, I don't have any hair anymore. Well, listen, so what did the scientists say? Yeah, they with all of these things. We're really close. We're really close. How close are you? Not close enough? Because for the millions time, they're looking at how hair

follicles might be stressed out. Okay, Like, I get it, I'm stressed. I get it, I'm stressed. I mean, you can't just say stressed out people are bald. It's a very generic description of it. Yeah. Yeah, that my hair was stressed and it just went just fell out mine. See, I have a lot of hair, man. I've had gray hair since I was like twenty six, and I've been dying it the roots. I have to get them dyed like every five or six weeks. I've never even known you to have one rogue gray? You do?

You yank them out? No? Look, I assure you they're going in right here. Let me see, I don't I don't remember ever seeing gray. Look on the side, that's where I grow it. You see it? Really? Yes, dude, hair dyed two weeks ago. I was gonna say, was when was the last die? Jot in two I've had one week of probably my hair color. And now, like, I mean, if I let this gray grow in, we're talking silver, silver fox, what do you call it? What do you call woman? Silver dame?

I don't know. Gray's hot. Not yet, dude, No, not yet. I don't disagree that gray's hot. I don't disagree. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. You got grace. Chili's got some coming in beard his huh. Yeah, it makes Chili like distinguished. Yeah. I like it on guys. I'm not gonna and I like it on women. But it's just something about me. It's like I'm too vain, like I'm not ready. I'm not ready. The Karen crazy, I mean not crazy. Karen are cool Karen. She has beautiful hair, She's beautiful like

her, she's blue eyes. I'm like, wow, like that's your Yeah, it looks great. Absolutely, all right, Well it's too dark. Two people saw some article and they sent it to me. I'm like, all right, I thank you. I'm telling you. If there's a magic pill, I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm here. Use me for any clinical studies. Just it would be awesome just to go out with some hair, you know, like, Okay, my new era you know, like the bald Era and boom and then boom your hair, my hair.

I want, I want the hair back. Fucking alternatives The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four or five Buzz Foo Fighters in All My life, Testa, do we have a beef Groll versus Taylor Swift? You know what is there? Beef a dish tracks coming. I think it's like friendly Fire. Okay, I don't think it's all right. I know you're talking about that coming up in Houston's headlines. There's a story on links and guests that will back up everything that Testa's about

to tell you. Let's get into it. We got a forty percent chance of brain today, partly cloudy highs of around ninety five. We're gonna hook you up with the summer. God's tour is in August. Of course. It is Woodlands and Third Eyed Blind. This is their tour. We're gonna have tickets for you at around eight twenty. You're gonna give away nothing more

tickets today. I don't think we've given away tickets to the show. Yeah, nothing more tickets coming your way at around nine ten and then Jane's addiction tickets. I know the show Tessa has Houston's headlines. I do, and the two suspects facing charges in connection with twelve year old Jocelyn and Nungari's murder have weighed their right to appear in court. That happened on Friday, but now they are set to appear before a judge today and be charged with capital

murder. Whether or not the judge sets upond for them, it doesn't really matter because an icehold is going to keep them in custody. Both of them, Johann Martinez and Franklin Lamos and almost twenty two ages twenty two and twenty six. They are both in the country illegally from Venezuela, and they had been living in Houston with a notice to appear in court, you know.

The former acting ICE director Tom Homan says that this is why situations like this are why so many are calling for the border to be shut down like one mye. Too many lives, right. So, the funeral for Jocelyn is set for this Thursday. Thursday of this week. Mattress Mack, who is of course so well known in our Houston area, he is gonna apparently pay for the funeral, and then after the ceremony, after they bury her, he's gonna pay for a celebration of life for her. That event is going

to be held at the Gallery Furniture store on the North Freeway. So that's the latest. This has turned into a national story and we'll keep you posted as to what is what's happening. There was also an inmate that escaped. An inmate is now facing new charges after escaping from a trustee camp in Angleton over the weekend. Thirty three year old Kennedy Roblaz walked away from the unit on Saturday. They noticed his absence around midnight during headcount. They launched an

immediate search. He was found early yesterday insite a home about three miles away from the trustee camp. He refused to surrender to officers when they found him, and he was shot in the arm when that happened. So now he's being hospitalized for treatment and investigators are trying to determine just how he escaped from this camp. It's hard. It's really hard on the streets if you're a

porch pirate. Lots of competition. It's like the Olympics for robbers, for thieves, a pair of porch pirates were caught on video racing to steal a package just seconds after it was delivered to a home, and the doorbell camera caught the two thieves arriving in two different vehicles, sprinting up to the package. One suspect grabs a package, the other holds a flower pot like they almost get into a tussle on the porch. The family was home this entire

time. The FedEx driver was right there and they're like, okay, what's going on here? Now? The police are investigating. They haven't caught anyone yet. One of the porch pirates did make off with the package, which was a phone from AT and T. The resident says, it's very fishy that both of the thieves seemed to know that it was something valuable inside the package. That's the part that stinks. But the most about this they both show up kind of out of the blue. You see this all unfold.

We have the video for you so at this residence, only it doesn't we don't have any reports that they went and hit a bunch of different houses. They both wanted this package, which had a phone in it, which is what about a thousand dollars so the police need to figure out how the details of this phone delivery is being leaked. They knew what they were going after, right, do you gotta like look at that driver. Do you have to look at someone at the post at fed X, you know, do

you have to look at some k Yeah? Is there? It seems to be an inside tip, like you know, yes, absolutely, it seems like it's an inside job and they were just I don't know, they were tailing the delivery guy. I don't know, but watch the video. Guy sets it down and two guys the time he sets it down takes two steps back to take a picture of the package. We all know how that works. You see two dudes booking up the front lawn, two cars separately.

You know, they got they gotta drive away a driver and then they jump out of the passenger, leave the door open, and they're both trying to get the same package. It's nuts. One guy did have like a little knife or something. The other guy like picked up a fire pot to try to fight him. I don't know. It was weird. It was weird. I wish they would have beat each other up and then left the phone. Yeah, it's official. Let's talk some entertainment news, Kevin Costner won't

be returning to Yellowstone. He shared the news of fans in a video posted on social media, saying, after this long year and a half of working on Horizon and doing all the things that it's required, and thinking about Yellowstone, that beloved series that I love, I just realized that I'm not gonna be able to continue season five or into the future. He says he loved it, that we know he loved it. He loved the relationship that he's

developed. But he said he'll see us at the movies. Yellowstone season five returns November ten. What Chili you watch this? Can they do it without? I mean, can they do it without? Of course they can do it without Kevin Costner, but a couple times we thought he died doing the regular show. Yeah, will it suck without him? Oh yeah, it'll suck without him, definitely, But they can do it. The crazy thing is spoiler alert. When they've stopped filming in last season, he was still

alive. So unless they were already filming some other stuff for the new season, Uh huh, it's gonna suck figuring out how he's not there anymore. Somehow they're going to have to kill him all or something. Well, I feel like the characters of Rip and Beth are strong enough, like they emerged so like everyone loves them. You know, I don't know. They can go on, It could go on, but like me, they lost my interest because Kevin Cosner is a big part of it. Yeah, dances with

Wolves. Come on, man, come on, you mean avatar Taylor. Taylor is doing a Wembley Stadium. She's playing London's Wembley Stadium. She has wemboy Wembley Stadium and the Food Fighters were playing at a smaller venue called London Stadiums, home of west Ham United. Thank you so a big so a stadium. They're both playing stadiums. Dave Grohl said that they call his tour the Errors Tour. He's like, I tell you, man, we don't want to suffer. You don't want to suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift.

We have more than a few errors, and more than a few effing errors as well. He's like, that's because we actually play live. He's like, you guys like rock and roll music right anyway. So Taylor must have caught wind of this because early in the show she's like thanking her band and saying they would be playing live for three and a half hours tonight. I think the next day she responded because she's got a three night stand over there.

Yeah, so Dave, you gotta go listen to the clip. I didn't even send it to you, Alex because number one, it sounds like crap. But Dave just swears like Dave just drops bomb. He's just f bomb guy. And I think he just was just doing just a little rant, and I'm sure it was just coming off the top of his head. He even said, oh, we don't want any you know, like, oh, you know, as soon as you say Taylor Swift and a microphone and you're in public, what are you saying about her? Yeah? But

he made the headlines. He made the headlines. We were talking about him, and that's kind of what you got to do, really differends. Yeah, I bet she's not that upset about it. Yeah, those are subs, all right, we're not upset about this. Well, it didn't Dave talk about going to Taylor stuff show like for his daughter. Yeah, so I think he's probably just doing it in jest. And baseball, though Astros got to win yesterday, they blow out the Orioles eight to one. They

swept through Reels over the weekend have now won five straight. They're gonna have a day off today before they open up a two game mini series with the Rockies tomorrow night at home. In the College World Series, Texas A and M and Tennessee are gonna play for a national championship tonight. After splitting the first two games of the best of three National Championship Series. A and M one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat them yesterday. First pitch for tonight's game

is at six. You can watch it on ESPN. So there's gonna be two championships tonight because Game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals also tonight, the Panthers take on the Oilers. Series tied at three games a piece, and the Oilers are trying to become the fst team in NHL history to overcome a three to zero deficit in the Stanley Cup Final. They're a slight favorite heading into tonight's game that starts at seven. You can watch it on ABC.

Also on our sports blog page. Today, the Oilers flasher girl did pose for Playboy, so you go see that. Wait a minute, Playboy still the thing apparently I did not know. Like in Canada, it is special. Canada probably made off all the A Cups. You know what I'm saying there? You click page. In soccer, the US men's national team got a win last night. They beat Bolivia tu nil in the Copa America tournament. They're gonna play Panama in their next game on Thursday night. That is

what's going on in sports. There's a there's a country star that I don't know who it is, she said. Twenty years ago, they did a reader's poll what country music star would you like to see naked? In Playboy magazine and it was her and Shania Twain. Everybody knows Shania Twain. I don't know who this other chick is. I never heard of her before. You don't have a name like I know Tricia Year, would Bran, I would know her. That's almost McIntyre. No, of course I know her,

faith Hill, she said it. No, of course. God. Uh So it came down to them two and she said Playboy ended up calling her and offered her a million dollars looking at girls. Yeah, okay, make a look. Never Len rhyme Allen, No, I know again, I know all those names Bonnie Tyler, but I don't know her Bonnie Tyler, Terry Clark, I don't know what she sings. I have to google it, but it came down to her and Shania Twain, Martina McBride.

We've found who it is. It's Terry Clark saying the second Caitlin's aunt just kidding. All right, Well yeah, I'm I'm looking at girls blog page. You go ahead. Houston's Rocking Alternatives. The Morning Show six to ten AM, ninety four or five Buzz Okay ninety four five the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's Nirvana. Half point point of the show. Pay Pop, Thank you so much for having a song, Alex rod I got to clear this up with you one more time. I have to

clear this somebody I do. I have to try to get some clarity on this hockey game on tonight. There is to a game seven seven. It's a game seven. The Edmonton Oilers came back from a three to nothing deficit in the Stanley Cup Finals. These are the two teams that are playing for the Stanley Cup. A three to nothing deficit, They've tied the Florida Panthers at three games apiece. Game seven tonight. Yeah, okay. Now, in nineteen forty two, the Stanley Cup Finals, it was the first time

that a Stanley Cup Finals had ever gone to a game seven. And it was the Toronto Mapleafs and the Detroit Red Wings and they had they had it was for the Cup and it was. But I've said it a couple of times, like, dude, I think this has happened before. So it's like it's the first time that a reverse sweep happened. They were down zero in three, then they won four in a row to win the Cup. They did it in nineteen forty two. The only Stanley Cup Final to result

in a reverse sweep could happen again tonight. It won't that it could, but won well. But you were already confused on that. Where are they playing? Are they in Florida? Are they in Canada? Miami? Yeah? Okay, so that's why I started. But that's why I said bet the farm, because they were in Canada. I said, they're not gonna lose in Canada. I said, put it all on. I don't know what's gonna happen to now. It's just the best hockey you could possibly watch

tonight, right, game seven, it's the best. McDavid can't do it. He can't win the big one. And then he's he's like our next Lebron can't win the big one? Guy, Okay, what team is head? Break it down for me and then break it down some more. The best player in the NHL, and he is the best player, like like if you took every major sport right now, he's the best. He's the best number one compared to the number two out of any and you think he's

not gonna because he can't do it alone, can do it alone? Lebrovski from the Panthers, he's gonna stop it. I get it. I know it's a lot of hockey talk, but there's just there's just nothing greater than a Game seven. It's gonna be great tonight. It's gonna be the best hockey you could possibly watch. If you ever were even remotely interested in getting a whiff of hockey, you watch tonight, you'll love it. If the Mavericks had done this, No, never, I can't imagine that after watching

that almost sweep. No, I don't can I never. All right, we're gonna take a short break, no more hockey. I'm gonna give you some third I blind tickets on the flip of this break. Easton's rocking Alternatives, The Rod This Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show. MILS Monday, forty percent chance of rain. Yeah, parton cloudy today have ninety five. We'll get us some tickets in just a moment. Let's find out what's

trending this morning. Okay. Over the weekend, she carried Richardson ran one of the fastest one hundred meter times in the world since last year. She's done that twice now and now she's going back to Paris were we're looking to get that gold in that one hundred meter race. It hasn't been done since nineteen ninety six. I was just talking about her, so I was just watching some highlights. She's the one that got busted with weed. That's right.

She's got removed from the team four years ago. Yeah, she's got like flashy, she's got a flashy way about her. I love her. I think she's beautiful. She got these long nails. She does the whole you know, big eyelashes thing. But her family was in the stands and they did like a side by side of them watching the race. Yeah, and their reactions. I love those videos, like the family, their Grandma's like just praying for her. I loved it, like her body was carved

a mean statuesque. For sure. It's unbelievable how ripped she is. And I can only imagine how devastating it was four years ago to be kicked off the team. I want this. I want this to be her redemption tour, and I want to beat Jamaica and I want the gold medal in the one hundred meter for women. Oh, I can't wait for dealing for you. That's like all I want. Yeah, she's awesome, and then what

else do we have a bunch of friends? Fans are upset because Krispy Kream is doing like a thirtieth anniversary celebration of Friends with donuts, like a special like Friends Edition donuts, but they're not going to sell them in the US,

are only going to sell them in the UK and Ireland. So fans are like, okay, well the show's from here, not called lad so right, So people are upset about that, And then you're looking at girls blog page and the milk Monday, all doing very well on links and guests wanted to get in here mention the milk your spoil your sports blog page in the last ten minutes has is the number is the most popular blog page. Alexs go for the oilers boob Girl, and then Paige van Zant also,

ooh, she's doing her slap her power slap debut. She started doing that. He's doing it next week. That's her debut. Ooh, that's just trending. Oh and the broad Rine two care store is open. That should be the headline. Yeah, duh, right, given, But that's what's trending on any For five plus. I thought that slap thing, that Slap League, whatever you call it, I thought it was the dumbest thing I ever saw, And then I find myself watching it. I've never watched like

a live It's dangerous. Here's me. It's just like ginormous men just smacking the hell out of each other and not dying somehow. And if you use like the meaty part of your hand and you hit them in the face, I mean I've seen faces just start swelling up, and watched a couple of them the earpieces so they don't just like pop up their ear drums. I don't know why Paige vans Ant would do this. She's making so much money on her only fans. She's making so much money. I guess, all

right, what are you giving a one? I've got a pair of See third I blind and there's Summer Gods to Our twenty twenty four yellow card in Arizona on this Bill Woodland Savili in August third. I'll take call her ten seven, one, three, two, two, nine four five rod Ryan Shows four or five the bus, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. We know Stain's coming to town. It's breaking, Benjamin. Those tickets are still available. I don't think we have those up to offer to you this week.

Kind of moving things around a little bit. I know I got those Summer Gods to Our tickets. I'm gonna give those to somebody right now. We're gonna start giving away nothing more ticket it's today. We'll have those for you all week. Chile. You put them at nine, ten and then we're gonna leave you with some Jane's Addiction tickets, Summer Gods to Our Good Morning rod Ryan's showy, good morning, good morning. Well Hello, who is this? That is Raphael? Raphael you're calling number ten man. Congrats.

Oh Ray, that's what I'm talking about. That's what day. It's exactly what we're talking about right now. You getting some free tickets. Hey, thank you guys so much. I'm telling them when the show is sure. It's at August third, third, eye Blind Summer Gods. We are twenty twenty four with Yilla cardin Arizona. Awesome, all right, Raphael, thanks for listening. Dude. Hey, thank you guys. Okay, appreciate you. You're welcome. I know''ve been talking about this, this porch pi.

This video is just so outrageous and it's it's the craziest thing I've seen today for sure. So on the Crazy Criminal blog page, two porch pirates are fighting over a package seconds after it was delivered. And I said something. I said, Matt, is that driver in on this? It seems like it's got to be an inside deal. Two porch pirates, they're on the

camera. They're racing to steal a package right after the guy set it down, took a picture of it, and then these guys are speeding up the front yard and the residents say that one of them got away with a phone and they even said it was very suspicious that they knew that that particular package was so valuable, and I just you know, I made comments this morning.

I said, if both of these porch pirates showed up out of the blue at this particular residence only, then don't they need to figure out how the details of this phone that's in this box is being leaked? Right, I'm not going to use her name, she said. Rod. I've been in the delivery business for twenty five years, so here's me. I'm looking at the driver. I'm like that driver's in on this. Both FedEx and ups I've worked everywhere up to thirty people will handle your package on its trip

to you. After a few months, you can tell what's in a box. You just can. The best way to make sure you get a package of value is signature required. It's a pain in the ass for us because we can't leave it on your doorstep, but also we have to scan it at your door when we notice you. So it may cost a little more, but it's much safer. We've all received those notifications like, hey, you need to sign for this. When it's something like this, you maybe

met to look into that. If that's an option that you want to sign for something. It's a thousand dollars phone right that these people took. So I asked this person, I said, do you feel that these are inside jobs and someone working for the delivery service is like tipping these porch pirates? Yes, they are. However, most of the time it's not the driver,

it's one of the package handlers. They have more motivation and less to lose inside jobs, and there's so many people touching it, it's like, how can you pinpoint some one of them, you know, and say hey, no, you told your friend or whatever. And I was thinking, oh, the driver's in on it. He really does look shocked. The driver is like, now that I looked at it, like okay, I don't think he was involved with this. He genuinely looked like, what the

hell is going on here? Yeah, two ports pirates at the same time fighting for the same package that's headlining the crazy criminal blog page. Man, you suck if you're tipping them off bad people. I mean, that would be like somebody at the bank. As soon as somebody takes a big withdrawal, they don't go through the ATM because they don't trust that. Now, So if you want to take some money. They'd be like, call him Bud. He's like, hey man, this guy just walked out of here

with two grand Yeah, same thing. Yes, it's the same things. Terrible just making the money. Two thousand Americans were asked about their financial literacy. All right, how comfortable you are and what you know about money? Like, people didn't know what interest was. That's younger people, not just younger people. Gen Z's the most likely to kind of put these things off learning about it. Baby boomers are going to be the best they're going to

know about this stuff. More. Forty three percent of people out of two thousand were asked they didn't know what a four to one K was. They didn't know what it was. Yeah, I know that not everybody offers that, but don't you have some kind of an awareness of what what that is? We're hiring one thousand dollars if you're you're gonna start working somewhere young, I mean, you would hope that your employer explained it to you maybe. I mean, I worked in a restaurant for a long time. Okay,

from my young life up until you know, radio thing kicked in. There was no there was no help. There was no, Hey, we're gonna put some money away. If you put some money away. So I'm thinking up until I was probably twenty three, twenty five, Yeah, maybe I didn't know what a four oh one K was. I don't know. Later for me, I think it was later for me. I really started getting into finance when I realize, like, hey, this is something you need, Like you don't have a trust one, you don't want to, you

know, have to marry a weird old guy. Maybe we start learning about money saving it. Do we still have a four to one king? We do, they're just not matching. They're not matching there, so you can still so you can still put away, Like I think six percent is what they let you put away. That's the match and that's pre tax money that is put away. And then you're agreeing that you're not going to touch that money for a long long time. And it's basically just setting up some sort

of a fund for yourself when you retire. You can't touch that money. You can, you'll get penalized for it, but it's pre taxed, right, So there you are and now so it benefits you many ways. Obviously, you just have this money sitting around for a long long time. It's pre tax, and now your taxes you're not paying as much because they're taking that off the top. And then if your employer is just kind of cool like ours used to be, they'll actually match you some of that money.

That was the pandemic, that that went away, right and it never came back, never came back. It was like pandemic's over all the things we took away, record setting profits. Putting that back, I'm not going to give it. If I've been on him and he's like, dude, I just don't make enough money, and I was on you since day one. Just at least they're giving you free money they used to. They don't know, they don't know, but still putting money away for little l pre tax.

Just gamble. He just gambles. I don't think that's the way, dude. I made an investment in the fifty to fifty raffle at the Astros game, my signature one hundred dollars. I did it down the drain once again, off the top of your head, how many times have you given one hundred dollars to the red Just give me a number twenty five in the last two years. Yeah, probably twenty five times. Yeah, probably just about you've dropped a hundo. End of the time, I should have who

won? Did Mundo win? That's the only reason I can because I know like three people Sylvia here has one, Okay, I believe Mundo has one, and then there's one more person, baby Brock, I believe has won. Yeah, so I know it happens. It's a whole stadium full of people. What happens? Like the dumbest like addiction I have, But I gotta win. If I buy more tickets, I will win. And it's never like the first number is never your number and you're dropping pretty out that

long receipt. I get a hundred and so like those are one of those numbers has to hit right at leastpent like five hundred dollars in a Rockets game one time Alex together, we were not close. Aren't safe for bullets? For bank account? Are you dropping a hinge on that too? I mean it's for charity, so you could write it off because I'm a charitable guy. And then if you don't win, are you you're writing that off? You're taking the time to write that on. I don't pay taxes. You

have to this year, but not next year. The actually, we're sorry, We're sorry. Please don't take any of ice from Alex anything that he says on this show. I mean, I mean that goes for every single thing. Rock and alternative, fair hues to The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz, all right, ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. That's blank on eighty two, and I Miss You Nothing More. Tickets coming your way early in the

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one final time Houston's headlines. Yeah, so our lead story is still going to be the twelve year old who was strangled to death right she was found dead in a creek last week, and the two suspects that are facing charges wave their right to appear in court on Friday, so they appeared in court today. They've been charred with capital murder murder. An icehold will keep both of the suspects in custody because they are both in the country illegally from Venezuela.

Meanwhile, the former acting ICE Director Tom Homan says that this case is the reason why so many people are calling for the border to be shut down. The family of the twelve year old girl, Joscelyn Nungari, has confirmed that Mattress Mac is going to pay for the funeral. It's going to be this Thursday at Earthman Rest Haven Cemetery. Mattress Mac is also paying for a celebration of life for Joscelyn after the service. So this is a huge story

here locally, it's a big national story. So I just wanted to catch you guys up to speed on that. Meanwhile, President Biden and former President Donald Trump are preparing for their first debate set for this coming week in Atlanta. Biden has been prepping with advisors to camp David. Trump meanwhile held a

rally in Philadelphia on Saturday. He addressed a gathering of Christian conservative Christian conservatives, and then he made a point of stressing his position on abortion, saying he believes states should set their own rules, even if some attendees have been pushing for a national band. Speaking of Trump, there is talk of he says that he's decided who he will pick for a running mate. That's according

to some sources. They're saying the former president's top two finalists for the vice presidential slot on the Republican ticket are the are North Dakota's Doug Bergham and then Senator j D Vance of Ohio. So I need to do my due diligence, like I don't know, like the backstories on either of those guys. Oh, I thought I saw Sarah Huckaby's name being thrown around, you know, you know what, until it's said and done, until it's inked in, I don't think you can. I think when it comes to Trump,

I don't think you can rule anything out until it is like verified. Huckaby was good man, she was really sharp. I thought she did a great job. I agree, I agree. I thought I thought this was someone who came in really rogue and did her job, but at the end of it was so polished. She was always sharp, but I mean she hit her stride and yeah there was a It's so funny depending on who's in there as a press secretary. It's like it just depends are you really watching it?

Like I think she made a lot of fans while she was doing that. Clear my calendar, when is this debate? The debate is Thursday, that's right, I need to Yeah, it's June twenty seven. I can't wait. I absolutely cannot wait. I hate myself do it's going live right after he works one day a week now, Yeah, he's working two days this week. I hate myself that I'm so looking forward to it. I'm

the lines. I can't. I don't know. I don't know how I'm feeling it, Like you, am I gonna sit down and watch this thing? Or am I gonna wait for the takeaways? Like I want to pre schedule tweets out and be like oh MG, and just like get to go out periodically throughout that hour. It's just these are the two oldest guys, and they act tough, they act like they're fight. Yes, yes, you guys can't remember while you're there? Take you off back? Hey,

pal? And what pass out? All right? I don't know that I'm missed at the other I'll set an alarm for this, But I want to talk about alarms absolutely, thank you, thank you. Is there a specific phone alarm you hate? Maybe you even force your spouse to change it because it makes you wake up hating the world. There was this big ride up on the alarm sound Americans seem like they're most divided on. It's a popular one on iPhones called by the Seaside. Apple's been using it for over a

decade. This is it. I mean, listen, nobody likes an alarm going off at three o'clock in the morning, So I see, if it's every day, you're gonna get sick of it, especially if it's not yours. If you've got to get up before your partner and this is going off at three o'clock, I could see the other person hating it, resenting it the whole thing. Even if this is even if it's the most lovely sound in the world, if it's correlated to getting up before you've gotten enough for

rest, it's like you're never gonna like it. It's Ryan show. Then you know it's time out. You need to get a out of bed. So some people like it. Some people think this is the most relaxing alarmed awake up too, but others are like, no, that is nails on a chalkboard. I've heard it so many times. It's also a common ring tone, so they're just over it. This is a mix between Pee Wee Harmon and Napoleon Dynamite. Like singer Justin Timberlake is continuing his world tour after

drunk driving. After being arrested for drunk driving in New York, he appeared on stage in Chicago and told fans it's been a tough week, but you're here and I'm here, and then the crowd just erupted, so we know that he was arrested in Long Island right after he allegedly ran a stop sign. He is scheduled to play a second show into in Chicago, which already played, and he addressed the crowd, and he could have chosen his words a little more wisely. He just said, you know, I want to

show you guys gratitude. You keep riding with me. You keep riding with me. It's like Justin, you were writing dirty. Maybe use some other words, but you know what. The crowd still loves him, he said, it was a tough week, and he says he knows he's hard to love. Sometimes he'll be fine. He always is Amy, Yeah, he'll be fine. Jel the World. This is going to read the tour What tour the World tour. Jelly Roll's life story is crazy. He recently sat

down with Howard started to chat about it. He was telling a lot of amazing stories. He told Howard that when he was in jail, he wanted to write music and he would start by beating on the steel bed bunk because it had a real hollow sound so you could keep time with it, and then he would start humming melodies over that loop. He's like, the hardest part was when I wrote so many of them, for I like started to

forget the melodies. He said. He ended up coming home with a bunch of songs that he couldn't remember the melodies too, but he had really good lyrics. So when he was done with his jail snit, he said he was knocking on other people's cells and said, if I ever see you again. Albeit Madison Square Garden and just for reference, he was last in jail in two thousand and eight and he will be headlining Madison Square Guarden this year on September twenty seven, So that is some crazy stuff. You can read

that on Music Block page. Those are Houston TP Lines Tech of Alex Castro's Gotta Win. Yesterday they blew at the Oiels eight to one. They swept the Ools over the weekend and now won five in a row. They're and have a day off today before they open up a two game mini series with the Rockies tomorrow night at home at the College World Series Texas, A and M and Tennessee are gonna play for the National Championship tonight. After splitting the

first two games of this best of three National Championship Series. A and M one on Saturday, and Tennessee beat them yesterday. First pitch tonight is at six o'clock and you can watch it on ESPN. In hockey, we got Game seven in the Stanley Cup Final tonight between the Panthers and the Oilers. Oil is trying to overcome a three to zero deficit. That's gonna start at seven o'clock and you can watch it on ab SC. Check out the Oilers

flasher girl. She posed for a Playboy. That's on the sports blog page today. In soccer, the US men's national team got to win last night. They beat Bolivia tu nil and the Copa America tournament. They're gonna play Panama in their next game on Thursday night. Also on our sports blog page Today page, van Zan is gonna make her Power Slat League debut next week. You can see Paige in her training for this Power Slap League, and then just paid vans in general on the sports blog. Yeah, game seven,

baby, game seven, Game seven, Let's go Usa? How could you go against the flasher? I'm going for America. I was born in America for my country, and not foreigners in your home country of Canada. I understand why I'm not swayed by horniness. It's Florida hockey. Yeah, America. Oh by the brain. How many of those guys on the team are American doesn't matter. Oh I'm ready. I've been waiting. Bet something, I've been waiting. I've been waiting. Dollars. No Montreal, you

want to go? Yeah right now, Canada boy, if you want to make it interesting, I'm always here Rocky and Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am the mandatory Metallica for the nine o'clock hour. I'm here for that Good Morning, rod Ryan Show ninety four or five applies forty percent chances of rain today partly cloudy skies. Ninety five would be the high today. I've got nothing more tickets coming up for you, coming up in just a moment. Metallica is a good one. You gotta go to the bathroom.

You know, we don't get a lot of five minute songs. I know, I just squandered it sitting here. I should have like gone taken a walk around the building or something five minutes song. But then I got the old hey how are you? It got me thinking, I know, you don't really care about when somebody says, hey man, how are you? How you doing? Yeah, hey man, how you doing? How you doing? I'm good? Fine, great, So my whole world could be crashing down upon me, and I'm not gonna let you know that, and

you'll go. I don't want an I don't want any follow up questions. Okay, I could have run over my dog. I'm great, Hey man, how are you great? I don't want to do anything that the worst when they give you something like, oh man, it's been a weekend. I don't want to have to play a damp business. No dude. What one time my boss asked me, I was I had just broken up with like the first love of my life. Was I was like thirty years old or something like that, or like twenty nine. Was he got the old

hanging in there? No, he goes, I thought he called me and he goes, he goes, hey, Tessa, how are you? And I you just dumped it out. No, I go, I'm fine, and my body was forsaking me. I like four tears before it and I just started and I was like, I'm fine. I was like, this is nothing to do with this. I was like I was like no, no, no, no, no no. I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm like, this is something else my app you have just laid out for me. My absolute worst diger ask you somebody how they

are and they start crying in front of me. Dude, I felt, I know so bad. I was like, oh my god, I I'm so embarrassing, so embarrassing. So this was kind of going around on social media. You know, people talking and it's good for a Monday. How they answer, hey man, how are you? How are you? Now? There are some people are open to chatting and some are just making small talk? How are you as small talk to me? Except if if it's Cliff or somebody like from down the hall, like Cliff's live in the dream,

you know, like you ask him how he's doing. I'm living the dream, living the dream. I don't use that one ever. I just like And then the other one is, uh, Cliff, will give me another day in paradise, you know, I mean, I'll say Hi, Hi. Does it seem like another I'm like, hey man, how are you Another day in paradise? Rod, another day in paradise? How I got you with? Another day? Another dollar? But radio? So I guess the five? Yeah, I think he used to do that. He

don't do that anymore. Another day, another dollar, except it's radio. He's more like eighty cents. Yeah, I think you do that. Yeah, Cliffs could come back guy. Yeah, he's ready, dude, he's ready in the hall. I'm gonna try a couple of new ones out here, like a thriving how are you thriving? But yeah, and that's okay. And I still think that shuts it down. If somebody asks me how I am, I'm gonna go like, is something wrong? Can I help

you? Like I'm not doing that. I want out of that conversation immediately. How about all right? Asked me? How I'm doing? How you doing right? Same panic? Different disco? This? What do you think the millennials? I don't hate that. Should I try that one? I think it's on brand for the format? Try another one? Hey Rod, how you doing? Same? Soup? Just reheated? Ha ha, that's stupid. Was I try this one? Go ahead? Hey rd how you doing awful? Why do you ask? You get hit over the head with

that? You're walking by in the hallway. I'm doing awful? Do you ever get hit with the Hey? How's it going? You're like, good? Are you? And they just don't say anything back. You're like, I mean we were just passing each other all the way. I'm not gonna follow you anymore. Yeah, that's kind of all right. Good, I've got that ended there. Eddie Martini is the market manager here. He's just hit me. I was like, do it? How are you great?

Man? Great? But you want the market because I'm always saying great? You want the market president to think that you're happy. I love waking up at three point fifteen. It's the best. I love that you pay me. Thank you I'm doing the best money. I'm having the best day ever. This is the best Monday in my life. He'd still just be like, good to see you. You smell like money, you look like money. How is the yacht? This introduces himself to me every sing, every

single time he sees me, Hi, are you new here? I had to write a thank you guard. I write him a thank you card for the baby shower that they had for me. And I was like, Alex the guy that works with rod Ryan, same panic, different disco. That one's been the winner so far. I'm gonna try that. I may try that out next time. Same twenty one, different pilot, all right, same pepper, different red hot, same different line, same pearl, different

jam. Just do it with every damn same fighters. I cannot wait to see I cannot wait to see Cliff to use these on him. All right, what are you giving away? Same same, nothing more? I would set it off. Okay, nothing more? Was set it off from asheston new and post profit live and buy you music. So we got it from what you said earlier. Okay, you nailed us. Make it sure,

all right? Well I will take call at number ten seven one three, two, two four five, Good Luck, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day, and The rod Ryan Morning Show ninety five, The Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz, Welcome back rod Ryan Show. Of these phones here, good morning, good morning. Person on the phone, person on hello phone, you should probably talk now, Hello, Hello, Hi, how's it going good? Good? How are you doing great? Let's try that

again, man, how are you doing today? Pretty good? Pretty good? How about yourself? Same panic difference. It took me a second to think about what it's hard? It's hard? What's your name? Very hard? Am I gonna win anything? Joe? Joe? Your collar ten? I'm gonna give you some tickets? All right? No way, awesome, way, how come up? Please? Oh dude, take these nothing more was set it off from ashes to new and post profit. The tickets are

yours? Yeah, amazing, amazing, post profit. I'm sorry. Congrats Joe, have a great time at that show, and thank you for listening. Okay, thanks Bud, good, thank you so much. I'm going to have a great day now online Kid's Alex Online, The Muzz. Okay, what you got well? Rod, I did have a different AOL today. And then we had a discussion about something that we have on the Rod Ryan Show page about two porch pirates fighting for one one porch thing, one

package. That's the word. I was looking for my porch thing, so I looked up porch Pirate fails, and that is what you have twelve minutes out that you can watch today, twelve minutes twelve minutes of porch pirates either getting confronted by the homeowner having trapped packages get them. I always think, like, just put a snake package out there, put a row snake everything, but it like, I mean, that's gonna probably get you to stop porch pirate. And when you open a row snake and it fights you,

probably that's not one of the things you see. But there are decoy packages. That's the glitter package that I think you've seen the viol video where it has a camera in it and the guy gets at home and he opens it just shoots him with glitter. It's kind of funny. I wonder this is an older video somebody put. They swapped out TVs. The TV was broke. They bought a nice, big, brand new TV, right and to get rid of the old TV, they just put it in the box and

they set it outside and some install it nice. It's like a non working television, but they took it off their hands. Yeah. Just pretend you want it and pretend it's like valuable and people will steal it. Yeah, exactly, So go check it out and see some porch pirates, you know, get a litt karma. Instant karma on the World Finish rod Ryan Show page, the Buzz dot com, The rod Ryan Show on the Buzz ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show Mills Monday.

Yeah, it's a good one today too. All the actually, all the blog pages are doing really really well today. The Looking at Girls blog page is good. We had a seventy one year old woman competing and she deserved to be there too. Seventy one year old woman competing in the Miss Texas pageant this weekend. I mean incredible. I saw this on DNA, I saw this on the national news and it happened here in Houston. And the lady is seventy one years old. She's from El Paso, and she looks

amazing and totally represented. She was awesome. I almost don't believe I want to see her id. I don't believe that she's seventy one. You need to card her. She looks forty forty six, but that's not first time she's gotten carded. She looks she looks like she's in her forties. She looks like maybe she's fifty maybe maybe. So that's headlining the Looking at Girls blog page. Rod Ryan Show Care Store, the Guy's sports blog page is killing it today. I just added this because I want to see what we

come up with locally here. I found this and this was really really some of them were just when comments are well crafted and well written. I appreciate the time that people take. I'm going to add this. I already put it up on our Facebook page. Ten things of women that men didn't know until moving in with one? Okay, so think about this. What didn't you know about women women until you moved in with one? I mean, I could just start making a whole list myself. The true a lot.

Yeah, every time. It's insane how much toilet paper you realize every time you sit down. I can't imagine that. I mean, are you just like wrapping it around your hand in there and then just no, I'm just really paying your whole bathroom every time. I don't keep track that way. I know. I just that's like why I have a Costco membership. Okay for the total All right, here's what some people wrote things that they learned about women only after they moved in with one. Just like cats, they'll

naturally gravitate towards the warmest parts of the house. Quote. I'm honestly unsure if she loves me or just my excess heat? Did I love putting a cold foot on hot back or body? Like it's easiest to warm it up. They take showers with boiling water? What is up with that? If you ever like hop in the shower after your chick, it's the hottest water ever. It is the absolute it's scalding. It's not safe. You're not clean. It's not it's a it's an it's an unsand skin. It just

burns your like it burns through you. It is an absolute unsafe temperature. It's practice. Okay for hell? Okay, maybe one fella says they never finish their drinks. I find two cups of half drunken coffee scattered around the house multiple times a week. Water bottles? Have you has? Has a woman ever finished a bottle of water? Just a I mean there's like an inch and a half lesson. It's like there's another one opened, Like what do you doing? Man, there's like three of them on the night stand.

Yeah, it's very important to have that water by the nightstand though. Okay, yeah, that's one thing like girls are definitely they have to have water and they never fill it up ever, and it's always your like it's your Josh, hey, wire up? Well you feel yeah, like cause you know there's no Mombrado left now, so I gotta wait for Okay, sure, you're waiting. You're waiting, and then of a sudden, as

soon as you laid on, can you help. Yeah, there's like a bedtime checklist, like there's water, turn on the fan, close the doors, lock the doors. One fella says women have a million black hair ties and also none. Yeah, true, that's true. I go through this with my daughter. I don't know how many packages of Barrett's and everything else that I've purchased, and it's when I need one got their damn hair in front of over her eyes. I'm like, where are all these things that

I bought? Butterfly clips, every clip known to man. We have every Kurt covein every scrunchy. I have every variation of anything that you could possibly use to tie your airback. I have purchased multiple times. You think I could ever find one? No? Never, I know you can't. More anxiety run by women, Like hair ties would be a currency, like No, they would just be on door like you just put them on door handles, put them on some mic like have hair ties for me? Have them

everywhere? No, they're your hair ties. Bring them? No, just have them like campons. They should just be everywhere. My my addition to this was what I went through and I just I was absolutely I couldn't wrap my head around it. And I've shared it on the air before. There were candles that were lit in rooms and on floors of the house that no one was in though when you went in that room. But a candle just wildly burning away in a in a in a room in your house to infuse

the room, that's insane to me. Or burn it down, That is insanity. Meuse it with fire, an open flame that no is near. Come on, I couldn't wrap my head around that. It smelled nice. Had it been going all day? I don't know. It depends on the candle. Well, It's just like the whole candle is just liquid at that point, there's nothing left. There's nothing left. I love a candle burning. You cannot You have to either be an eye sight of a candle burning,

or it can't be more than one room away. What's the fun in that little danger? Safety safety live on the edge. A candle burning upstairs. When you sent a man with the fire eyes, when you spent the entire day downstairs and there's just a rogue candle burning upstairs, that is the nuttiest. It was the craziest thing. We were going to the pool and Travis goes, don't forget to pull out the candles. I go, dude, no, let them let them burn. Do that way we come back

in an apartment. It would just burn the whole apartments down. We weren't going to be gone that law. You're going swimming, Yeah, and candles are burning, yeah, on the unattended candles on a marble countertop. Yeah. I think it's safe next to a bunch of paper and gasoline. So they can they came apartment spelled lovely. Yeah. And then and then we just blew up candle. All right, I've done its job. What's the worst that could have happened. We could have all died good calling the toilet

paper pillows. Love pillows. Why because I like to sleep. One to my legs. I like to be holding one. I like one on my next special one for my neck. That's three pillows. I for the July pillows. Nice, but I just are still there. I don't like them them. It's just for everything. There's like a new bat. There's like a whole new team because you hate America because you're Canadian. I hate the red, white and blue on him and he needs to be syrup and make

believe. Listen, all talk, no action I have offered. I said, Jeep, I want the jeep. I'm interested. I want to Jeep and I will sell it to Chili for a tuney, which is two dollars, right, I think, So here we go that kind of jeep. Oh, here we go. That's a hondo. Let me see if that's real. Let me check. I'll hold it, but see to the light it goes. Oh, that's I have. That is Chris. That's what do you got t have tomorrow? Get your trash out of here. Three

hundred tomorrow. I would never bet one hundred dollars. But the jeep with the jeep on cows. I just thought it would be cool whip on the hundred because I knew I had one and the jeep. Dude, what were you doing? Why do you guys have cash? This is so cool? All right? Twenty how much y'all gotten there? Okay? Just straight up game and the jeep, not the jeep to the jeep. I'll give you. I'll give you fifty raffle tickets. I'll give you the lazy boy at

my house fair okay, and part of the jeep on weekends. No jeep and the jeep on weekends. No jeep two weekends. Jeep. It's not safe. That's not safe for you. That's why I'll have chili with me, Okay, ch chill the the jeep for a weekend. I get the Catchily is not getting in and out of that jeep. Wow, he's just not to try it. He's just not all right. We're on for twenty on for twenty Just how many Canadian dollars that is to you? Okay?

Straight up? Bet working on games seven by ninety four five to bus ninety four five. The buzz red jumpsuit apparatus face Down brought Ryan's show Milpe Monday, and uh yeah, this is gonna get juicy for sure. What we were just talking about on the air before Red Jumpsuit was I found this and I found some very very funny comments named something you didn't know about women before moving in with one, and now you guys are taking over on our Facebook

page a lot of comments about there there's a lot of hair. There's so much hair. There's so much hair in every drain and everything. Yeah, that's why I like the an apartment again because I just call the guy to come unclog my hair drain like once a month. Yeah, there's a lot of hair, man everywhere. That's great. We love having you. But there's a lot of hair. There's a lot of hair. They poop, Yeah, girls poop. No, yeah, girls poop. Yeah, Emma

poops. Come on, Emma sweet boat wearing Emma not my house, she bakes, she has a poop coop? Was it? Oh? It is Jessica's parents. Jessica who was on the show. They built a house and they put a bathroom in the garage that was it was his house. It's his what's their house? Their parents. He was only allowed to use. He was only allowed to cramp in the garage. He could not go in the master, He couldn't use any of the bathrooms. He had to use the one in the garage or else, like what he had in Trouble.

In Trouble Zone, house just became a house rule. And it's like, I'm not I'm like, gee, what happened? He's like, no, man just lost control. Women all right start to outnumber you. What are you giving away? I have Jane Addiction and Love and Rockets Chickens seven one through Music Hall. All right, we'll have a question for you on the flip Know the show coming up, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four five Bus ninety four to five The Buzz,

Welcome back Rod Ryan's show on a MILF Monday. We're getting ready to wrap this up. It's called Know the Show. Tessa is going to ask you a question about something that was covered today on the program. You proved to us that you need by giving us the answer, and then we reward you. We got Jane's Addiction tickets here for their August nineteenth show at the seven one three Music Hall. What's the question today? What do scientists swear

they're close to figure out? Oh? Come on, you say they're for real this time, ron, I don't believe them. They say they are so close, not in my lifetime to fixing this. I'd be so great if it wasn't my life time solving this. Okay. I don't get excited about these articles, guys. I appreciate you sending them to me, but I don't get excited about them anymore. Seven one three, two one two

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The Buzz. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. All Right, how's it going great, man? Who is this? Thanks Brandon, Brandon, welcome to the show. So Tessa has a question for you. Go ahead, hey you Brandon, tell me what to scientists say they they are so close to solving what issue? Just stop growing hair, not to be bald anymore. Yeah, dude, they're close. Man. Two people sent me an article. It's something that came around over the weekend,

like, hey, they're getting real close here. No, you're not, well, you're not some fielder're working that hard on it. Brandon. You just want to know the show. What are you giving them? You get the Jan's Addiction tickets eleven rockets also on this bill. Congratulations, thank you for knowing the show. All right, thank you so much. I'm excited, great John, Dude, Yeah, I'm excited too. I'm bald head. I'll see you at that show. Hey, I'm getting there, all

right, bro, Well guess what you're gonna stay there? Okay, there's not gonna be a cure in our lifetime. All right, hang on for me, Brandon. All right, that's it, man, we gotta go. Adam the copp continued his winning ways. He beat Rick two questions two is that two questions to answer, Yeah, he did. He smoked Rick this morning. Adam the CoP's gonna go for win number four tomorrow. He's a four time Hall of Famer. He wants to be a five time Hall

of Famer. Can you stop him? It's a little game we play every morning at six twenty MILF. Monday was the numberumber one link today. Thank you to the Texas Hammer for helping us out. Texas Hammer game played every Monday. Jim Adler love you. We're gonna do something fun with Jim Adler for sure coming up. Now, we have something great coming up on Wednesday with Primaray Federal Credit Union. Yeah, they're going to do a match day.

Awesome. They're going to do a match day with us. They're in So if I can get you guys to spend five grand in the Rod Ryan Show care store, some of you have been waiting. A couple of you even asked, Hey, you have a match day coming up? Can I wait to do my order? Then Wednesday, if I can get you guys to peel off five grand, which I know it's a huge ask, they'll match it up to five thousand dollars. So that's what's happening Wednesday on the

store will start that first thing in the morning. Okay, so that's it. It's just they just said, you show me the receipts. If you can get people to spend five grand, we'll give you five grand. So that's huge. I got twenty dollars on the Stanley Cup tonight. G not the g I definitely the little bit was not a part of this bet in any way. I did say I would throw in a lazy boy if you win or lose, so that you can burn a Canadian flag as well. Rock that kid. I don't have a Canadian flag to burn. I'm an

American. I have two tests. I have two American flags tattooed on my arm so much. I love America. Do you your dumbinal giants tattoo? Okay, somebody's like a dive bar Alex. Tomorrow Tomorrow's tattooesday. We can play a game tomorrow. Somebody has suggested. I don't know if I have that. But firework or sex toy fireworks go on sale today. Yes, fireworks is the season. I tweeted out all the dates for fireworks. I thought that was very important information. That's awesome. Can we do who's shooting

that firework. We would shoot off fireworks in the studio. Bob the engineer was yeah, I don't think we can do that, do you. He's got the down stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the one o'clock hour. Please, guys, rod Ryan Show Cares Online store. If you've just got money burning a hole in your pocket, you can't wait till Wednesday, I get it. Go in there now. If you got the money, now do it now. Someone also pick up the slack for our big

match day on Wednesday. But yeah, the rod Ryan Show Cares Online story. At least go familiarize your stuff yourself with all the new stuff that we got in there. Testa's out Houston Life today at one o'clock and that's going to do it for us. We are on a twenty hour break. Okay, we'll do it all again tomorrow. We'll have fun. Have a great

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