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Here we go. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. I know, ladies and gentlemen, he Rod Ryan. Okay, guys, strap yourselves in for our tat Tuesday edition of The Rob Ryan Show. A lot of big things today happening on the program. I'm excited about it. Two time Hall of Famer Brian's going for Hall of He's trying to get into the Hall for his third time. He's been dominating this week. He's going for win number five today he

goes in the hall. We start with some brand new players tomorrow. But boy Chili puts some five finger Death Punch tickets in there, and I know that's going to get some people calling in to try to win. Dave Matthew's band tickets coming on the Fun Fact Flashback. We'll get your Limp Biscuit tickets at seven twenty Risk it for the Biscuit. Okay, yesterday was you know, the first day we did it. It's live radio. We're gonna do it again today. We're going to play every day your chance to win up

to one thousand dollars. I think our guy yesterday kind of wished out at two hundred bucks, but he got two hundred dollars. You're winning cash with US. Okay, local, you're calling in. One of you gets to risk it for the biscuit. At eight twenty, Alternative Income is back. That's a chance nationally to win one thousand dollars. And then we'll leave you with some Weezer tickets on Nova show twenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy,

guys Hi today of eighty seven, Good Morning Tesla. One of Houston's headlines. Hey, good morning, Rod morning a home room. So there's a bunch of national stuff going on, Like NASA confirmed that an object that crashed to a Florida home came from the space station. That's a big story. The jury selection process in Donald Trump's historic money trial schedule to resume today, and then over the weekend, one person died and eleven were injured in a

New Orleans mass shooting. So we'll be talking about some of those big headlines here in Houston. A man is charged with impersonating a police officer. He was trying to pull someone over. Those people that he tried to pull over were under cover Harris County deputies. This happened over the weekend. So that's kind of a trending local story. That's the serious stuff. Yesterday was tax Day, which is pretty serious. But a lot of people use H and

R block software to do their taxes, to file their taxes. It crashed. Millions of people use that software. Yes, hr block software crash on tax Day prevented thousands of people from filing their returns. They finally resolved the issue, but it was like in the afternoon. It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon our time, and it's not clear how many last minute filers may have had to now absorb penalties and late fees because of that crash.

So we're talking about that today. And then the rust armorer Hannah Gutietas is being sentenced to eighteen months. Remember this this is all still tied to Alec Baldwin, the gun on set. It's the depth of cinematographer Hala Hutchins. A New Mexico jury did find Gutietas guilty for negligence in loading the live AMMO into Alec Baldwin's gun on set, which inevitably killed the Hutchins when he fired it. So that's a big story that kind of broke today that's your big

entertainment news. Okay. Courtney Love has a BBC radio series called Courtney Loves Women, and in an interview to promote it, she took some time to bash Taylor Swift Another Woman Perfect. She says, Taylor's not important. She might be a safe space for girls. She's probably the Madonna now, but she's not interesting as an artist now. And as if provoking the Swifties wasn't enough, she said, you know what, let me kick the Bae Hive

too. Let me kick the bay Hive too. I like the idea Beyonce doing a country record because it's about black women going into spaces where previously only white women have been allowed. I just don't like her music. Okay, Courtney Love not taking any days off on her podcast. Those are Houston's headlines. Wow, all right, what you got? Well? The Astros lost in the Braves last night six to one. There now six and twelve on the year. They'll play the Braves again this evening. Hunter Brown will be

on the mountain for this Show's going up against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez. First pitches at seven to You can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk seven ninety. Yes, did you strip him of midtown Hunter Browns? And I'm also spent. I'm also stripping Spencer Araghetty of his Italian He is no longer Italian until he wins a game. Okay, Wow, Hunter Brown is not Midtown Brown until he wins a game too, all right, First pitch

nights at seven to ten. You can listen to the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. I hope I can call him Hunter Midtown Brown very soon. Me too, so I'm gonna say. And basketball, the NBA playing games start tonight. The Lakers are going to take on the Pelicans at six thirty, then the Kings take on the Warriors at nine. You can watch both of those games on T and T. Also in basketball,

the w NBA Draft was last night. Iowa star Caitlin Clark was taken first overall by the indianaf Fever, and then ls us Angel Reese went seventh overall to the Chicago Star the Chicago Sky. If you want to read more about last night's at WNBA draft, you can do so on our sports blog page today. That is idea in sports good I got I'm going got that on the looking at girls blog page as well. All right, here we

go, guys, Happy tat Tuesday. I gotta pull question up on the X at Rob Ryan Show, we're gonna be delving into your sleep again. We talk about that a lot on this show. But man, risk it for the biscuit at A twenty. You want to go for a shot at one thousand dollars. Man, I hope you're around for us, But man, we got a lot to do in homeroom, including that first phone call, including that first phone call. If you want the first phone call, man, come at us seven one three, two two five, nine four

five. How do you want to get the show started today? Seven one, three, two and two five nine four five, the most interactive show on the radio. You got an Now let's go. I need four to five the buzz. Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show just getting underway. Happy tattooesday. Everybody, hope tax Day went smooth for you. Man. If you were using that H and R block, I'm sorry, man. If you were using that H and R block software, they crashed, crashed yesterday.

Millions of people use that and I know millions of people were waiting for the last minute. And I don't blame you either. I do. I'm not giving I'm not giving them any extra money anytime soon. I have to pay, so I wait until the last minute as well. So what are we doing today on the show. It's going to be busy four hours and they're all going to be packed. Two time Hall of Famer Brian I'm excited for this guy. Man, he's going for win number five this morning.

Remember his first three games were just two questions and two answers. Yesterday, he I think he got he got woken up. I'll say that he's still won yesterday, but you know he he took a shot in the face and he needed it. He's gonna go for win number five today. I think the dude's gonna dominate. Five finger Death Punch tickets. That's a huge ticket for Chile to put in there. That's just making it like more sharks in

the water, I think because of those tickets. So that's gonna get rolling at around six twenty Dave Matthew's band tickets will hook you up on the fun fact flashback Limp Biscuit with all those crazy nuts on stage. That's gonna be at seven to twenty. Risk it for the Biscuit Yesterday was the first day, okay, the first day sounding game. But I think he eventually got it. I think we all eventually got it. It was the first day. It was because if you remember, the Fresh out of Bed had to

Head didn't sound Monday. Risk It for the Biscuit sounded very Monday yesterday. And I will take the time to really really explain it. It's a pretty simple concept, but I get it. You're on the radio, you got everyone coming at you. Chili's yellow ant you, I'm yelling at you, everybody. So your chance to win up to one thousand dollars. Our friend the Texas Hammer, Jim Adler, gave us some money to give to you, not to me. He said, you got to make sure that you

give it to the listeners. I said, okay, so eight twenty a chance to win some money. It's fun. I love it. Alternative income is back a chance at one thousand dollars nationally. You're gonna be getting that keyword and we're going to ask you to enter it on the buzz dot com and then you got the Wheezer tickets on no the show. Okay, I haven't done this in a long time. Nobody say anything, nobody talk. It's no time for the first phone call of the day. Hello, Hello,

Hello, Hello, good morning. Hello, we'll be there. Hello, Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me? Do you hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes, you'll hear me. Hello, good morning, good morning. M hm m hm, oh god. I just want to give you guys all the great vibes today. I hope you have a good day. Oh man, okay, all right, that's really nice. A second, hello, there we are Wait wait, wait, wait Manny, are you there? Yeah, I am hang on a second, Hey, Garrett, Garrett, are you there? Yes, Garrett,

I'm not Alex. When's the last time we did this bit? We have been in the studio. Do never ever in the studios? Right? I was just I was hoping that you guys were just going to carry on with one another. I know, I know, I don't know. I'm Garrett. How's your day going? Right? Your day? Man? That's all right. I'm on my way to work right now. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. So we have a good day. Hey, I hope you do that. I want to tell my wife. I think she's listening right

now. Love me, Terry to family I love him, Garrett. You have a great day, man. Yeah, you see, man, that's give a shout out to my son's baseball team today. There we go. You want to take over the show today? Me and you, buddy, You guys are we can handle it. Listen, guys, thanks for being awesome, Manny, Garrett. You that's it. You made my day already. You made my day already. Thank you boys, Thank you, guys. I couldn't go any longer. I couldn't hold it in anymore. All

right, can we start the show now for real? Yeah? What is playtime? Yes, it's always play time around here. Quick break on the flip, got a right check for you. We'll find out what's training and then we'll get set up for the fresh out of bed Rock and all tearing the d Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am, ninety four to five the bus. Okay, let's come on, let's get this thing together. Good morning. I hope you're all off to a great start. Thank

you. A lot of people chiming in email is very very busy right now. Thank you. One real quick one. JJ. Oh my gosh, I'm out here trying to get my one hour run in before school. I'm a teacher, I'm a coach. I'm waiting to try to get in for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. First phone call has me rolling. I'm laughing and trying to run the best bit I've heard in forever. Have a great day, brother Rod. Also, big shout out to all the kids taking star tests today. Thanks. Yeah, thanks JJ.

That's a great mention. Thank you. I ain't done that bit in a long time. Putting the people on, there's been some funny exchanges like, hey, who are you? What? What's your name? What? What happened? What's trending? Okay, So the Boston Marathon was yesterday and that

is the number one search on Google. So over three hundred thousand runners or people from the course no no, sorry, thirty thousand runners and then the course all cheering them along, equaling you know, hundreds of thousands of people. Yeah, Patriot Day in Boston. May I please on the sports blog page today, an influencer is running in the Boston Marathon and pooped himself while

streaming it if you would like to watch that. That had to be on purpose, right, yeah, absolutely, an influencer he did just kept running. I mean I know it happened. You see it happen in real time and why I saw that, and I was like, you know what, I love Our audience is going to love this. I don't love poop too. You love poop. I'm comfortable with it because everyone does it. And I'm amazed that people don't people shy away from talking about us. Yeah,

normalized, but I don't love it. Love it, okay? And then the tat Tuesday is from truck driver Carlos. He is the reason for our most popular blog page this morning, so thanks truck Recrlos. He tells us, reminds the sulted keep the rubber side down today and uh yeah, so you have that. You're looking at a girls walk page already doing well this morning. Alex's six picks from the weekend still doing I'm just saying that's a trending. On ninety four five the bus out of our three six picks,

mine came in third. Yesterday I still thought they're a great Yeah, pretty good? Shut up, shut up? Where's our champion here? He's got a big morning? He doesn't. He's like, what is this? He goes this show sounds way too silly. Today I'm trying to go into the Hall of Fame. Can you guys please straighten out? Good morning everybody. Two times Hall of Famer Brian here, breaking my streak of two questions and two answers. Yeah, but obviously coming away with the I am you're fresh

out of bed. Head to head four day Champion, keep them concert tickets coming in Chile. Join me on Tuesday when I get into the Hall of Fame. Bitches, Well, he heard your speech and he put what I think is the biggest ticket on the show today. Five finger death punch tickets are going to whoever wins this matchup? Can you beat Brian? I need a killer, Yeah, I mean that's a standing order. But when it comes to somebody going into the Hall of Fame, he's a two time Hall

of Famer, He's been in this position before. I need it. I need a stone cold killer this morning to come in here. Okay, make it a game seven one, three, two, two, five, nine four five The Rod Rise Show celebrating twenty years ninety four or five of the Bus ninety four or five buzz Lits my old worst enemy broughd Ryan's show tat Tuesday and day two Risk it for the Biscuit with our man, the Texas Hammer Jim Adler. Oh yeah, he's not just for Mondays anymore. He's

for every day. We're playing Risk It for the Biscuit with the t Bus Hammer every day this week at eight twenty. And then somebody did I'm sorry, I forgot, but someone did ask, well, what's going on if Risk It for the Biscuit is at a twenty? What does that mean for reading my lips? We will do a three game day on Thursday and crazy people will be happy while read my lips. We'll go back to seven twenty this week so we can. So I'll just be leaning on you to get

me those words early though. That's it. So it's if I gotta work, you gotta work, okay. So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna play everything this week, mostly clouding today twenty percent chance of rain, I have eighty seven. And now each time for the fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge, Listeners to your corners. Brian, good morning. Your only two question You're only day that wasn't two questions to answers was yesterday. But

I told you it was a good thing, right. I don't know if you agreed with me, but I mean you got punched in the mouth yesterday. He still won. No, I agree bo on that first question. Yeah, yeah, and I think you know you needed to. I think he woke you up, that's for sure. It means, oh, this could be interesting maybe, Slow fast Andrew. Good morning? What's going on round? This guy sends us road trip? He's road trips with the family all the time. He loads up the truckster. He's out and about.

We gave him a girl's shirt. He still wore it, hits the rug, comes to pick up his t shirt. We give the lady's shirt. He's like, hey, is this what you meant to get give to me? Yes, you look great in it, Andrew, How are you great? When's the next road trip with the family? Oh, we don't want to play in the summer, going to a Glacier National Park. Unbelievable, so fun, unbelievable. Okay, what I mean? You got the name slow fast Andrew. I imagine someone that's not hurt you before, they don't

what that means? Are you any good at this? I mean not try? Don't we all? Are we all just out here crying? All right? Well, Slow Fast Andrew you've never been in the Hall of Fame, No, sir. One three in a row. Okay, he's won some games before, he's had a taste. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Again, great tickets right, oh yeah, if I fear your death punch with Marilyn Manson, that's what's on the table. Right. I think it's the biggest ticket on the show today. I do

well. Those slump biscuit tickets are great too. All the same game. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Brian, You ready, Let's do it slow fast? You ready to go? Yes, sir? All right, here we go. He's gonna be yelling out Andrew for you guys. All right, here we go. Question number one, how many stripes does the INDEEDA Andrew? Did he hear enough? Andrew? Three? I didn't think he heard me. He got just enough. It's

a correct answer. Three is the correct answer. How many stripes does the Adidas logo? Have you heard Adidas? Andrew? Yes, sir, wow, because you said your name right on top of it. Out. Okay, this is kind of what happened yesterday, though Brian was unflappable yesterday. Here we go. Next question, Brian, you're good, let's do it. Of course you're good. Which planet is the red planet? Brian mars? It is? Uh slow fast? You were fast fast, you're fast

fast today? Did you forget your name? Yes, sir, we might have to change his name. He's fast fast Andrew. Today we'll see for the wind, who's gonna win. I'm not gonna say. I want to know. I don't even look at it. Don't you look at me? All right? I'm looking at you, all right, Andrew and Brian for the wind? What green or red sauce is usually placed on the table, right, Brian, Brian salsa. I'm being dramatic today. It's dramatic thing. It's a correct answer, the correct answer. I need Hall of Fame

music. Wow, I need h O F I know people, I know, I know people play at home. What green or red sauce is usually placed on the table at a Mexican restaurant to dip chips into? So you say, save yourself because people are gonna get well sauce. What are you dipping your chips into? It's salsa. It's a correct answer. But you know what pretty fast fast Andrew. Maybe I'll upgrade it a pretty fast Andrew. Yea gratulations, Andrew. That was one of the that's one of the

best games you've ever played, dude, and you needed that today. Yes, sir, I'll be back in thirty all right, bro, uh are we changing that to three time Hall of Famer Brian Nurry. That's what we're doing. Okay, so you get a name upgrade as well. Hey, dude, congrats, you play great all week man, appreciate it. Thank you. So tell everybody, because people always save this for after they get off the air. I'll go into the song. I'll say, okay,

coming up, we're doing this, this, and this. I'll put the e that won on hold or the girl that wins on hold, and then I'll go and talk to them for their speech. And this is what everyone does. Oh, thank god, that's over. I know. Are you going to say that to me when we when we convene when the rain off air. Absolutely the nerve or feeling that, thank God, it's supposed to be fun. I keep reminding people of that, and everyone everyone has the

same Thank God. All right, dude, great job today. Congrats, you're done. You're done until the end of the year. The rod Ryan's show bus. I come on ninety four or five the buzz. It's gonna be a great day today. It's gonna be a great day today. I don't even think slow fast Andrew was upset. I don't think so either. And it was a great game. Yeah, he knew he gave him a good game. I think he'll be back. I think, you know,

the more he the better he's getting for sure. Twenty percent chance of Rainbostly Claude's guys today for your tat Tuesday, Hi eighty seven. We got another person in that hall, a fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current championship over. Good morning everybody. This is former two times Hall of Famer Brian. I just got a name upgrade. This is now three times Brian Baby, fresh out of bed head to Head Hall of Fame

member number five for twenty twenty four. So you know I'll be back at the end of the year looking to upgrade my name one more time to the year long champion. Brian. Bitches, there you go. You just got a congratulations from Sexy James. Ah did he beat Sexy James? Is that what it soaunds? Is that why Yeah, he said he wanted to wish Brian congratulations. Well deserved Hall of Fame game he definitely earned. Yeah, I think he did. Big sex of Josh. Good game, freak game,

Yeah, a really really good game. Today. Okay, tomorrow, fresh Fish, you've waited your thirty days. What is it? Who's going to be on the other end of that phone tomorrow? We don't know. We never know, but that's what makes it so fun. So we'll start all again tomorrow morning, about six twenty. It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fuck that's to the day. Here's some new fun facts for you this morning.

Even though the Soviet Union hasn't competed in the Summer Olympics alex since nineteen eighty eight, they haven't been called the Soviet Union, but they all just kind of go in there with a weird name. Everybody knows where they're from, but they don't get counted as the Soviet Union. They are Olympic athletes from Russia, and the Russian Olympic Committee was what they were. Yeah, yeah, nation, they are, they are. They are still even though

they haven't competed as the Soviet Union since eighty eight. They are still second in the all time medal count. Congratulations of America two six and twenty nine medals. Soviet Union has one thousand and ten A bunch of dopers. Great Britain's is third with nine hundred and sixteen. Geez, we dominate. Huh yeah, dude, that's why Chili wanted to be one of us. He's like, I want to dominate in the Olympics gold medals. That's all he

cares about. Love you, Chili. Two thirds of the world's polar bears. They live in Canada. That is fun. What did I doing up there? Sorry? Nice and cold? Just chilling? Yeah, being bipolar, that's you. Long John's do you call them Long John's? Do you know what that like? Like what you wear under your ski stuff? For me, Long John's were that awfully kind of material. They were white. Yeah, keep you warm. Let's still wear them from time to time.

Just I'll wear them like under a T shirt in the wintertime. Long John's named after a boxer in Boston in the eighteen seventies, John Sullivan. That's neat. John Sullivan would wear those in the rings. If you look at old timey boxers. They're wearing long Johns, even the pants they're wearing while they're in the ring. But yeah, long John's named after John Sullivan. So awesome. It's the fuck Ba's of the day. We make you look

smart, Buddies' the fuck Ba's to the day. I always like to think about Chili wearing those long Johns. And he's got that door in the back, yeah, with the two buttons, a little button door. Yeah. Yeah, So he doesn't have to you know, I don't want my man to get called, So he just like undoes the barn door back there, yep, and then needs to do his business. What do you giving away? Nic? See you think of him? I'm here to us to see

Dave back. He's band at Woodlands Civili in May thirty First get your fun back. I would never trust that door. I never I was behind that door. I could never just sit there and just trust that everything was going to be good with just the back door open. You need to trust. Samsung started in nineteen thirty eight. They were not making cell phones, guys in nineteen thirty eight, Okay, what was one of the things they sold as a trading company? Back in the day before they got into electronics seven

one three two one two five nine four five. It's now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. It was Captain Cash right there. Hey, how brother, there he is on the phone. I'll be doing Wall Street. Yesterday, We've had too many of these days. Here. The Dow was down two hundred and forty eight points. Kick out this morning at thirty seven thousand, seven thirty five, Nash back down two hundred and

ninety to fifteen thousand and eight eighty five bench. Our ten year treasury trades at a four point sixty five percent, and oil stands at eighty five dollars eleven cents of barrel to. The most active is the big studs Goldman, Sachs, Intel in the United Health the big duds Salesforce, Apple, and Microsoft. On the economic calendar, this morning, we'll get numbers on housing starts, also building permits from March. Right now. Futures looking good.

They're on the other side. Let's hang on to this. We'll have a positive opening right here on Law Street. That's it. I'm out of here. This is Halan manage director with the Raimon James Proof for the right, Ryn, so Raymond James on saying Felipe, think USA and don't forget the olies, rock out with your stock out. Vimian's expressed are those of Holland and not necessarily those are Raymond James and Associates. Income Ever, NYC, AS, IBC, IART Radio or a sponsors. Information is based on sources

believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no insurance transmiss We'll continue. This is not a solicitation, offer or recommendation to buy er sell. Any security referred to your m program is for educational and informational services on the studs of duds are based on movement as reported by Young and Finance ninety four or five. The Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. Sure, all right, who's this? Good morning, Good morning. This is

Shawn. I'm sorry say it again. This is Sean Hi, Sean, welcome to the show. Samsung they the company started in nineteen thirty eight. They were kind of a trading company. Obviously we're not that into electronics yet. Give me something that they sold back there in the thirties. Hey, just like a TV in the cell phone and they were singing on drive fish noodles, dried fish noodles. This guy knows. Yeah, so we told

you yesterday dried fish groceries and noodles. Sean remembers from yesterday. We need to reward him. Okay, how about with a pair of tickets to see Dave Matthews ban There you go. I think that's a good exchange. I'm gonna be there with my thirty feet and everything wonderful. Okay, but you gotta put some shoes on in the bathroom. I heard some awful reports about

the pussy for a Perfect Circle show this weekend. If you're running around all bear footy, whatever, if you got a whiz, please put some shoes on. Oh yeah, I'm gonna put this slide on. No worry especially about their slides gross Ill All right, congratulations, still with your filthy feet. Oh ex give me something snappy. This will work. It's ninety four or five the Buzz five, the Buzz red jumpsuit apparatus and face down on a tat Tuesday. Hope you're off to a great start to your day.

If you're starting with us, thank you appreci olymp Biscuit tickets coming up next hour. That set seven twenty eight twenty risk it for the biscuit, Day two. All week we're playing a chance for you here locally to win up to one thousand dollars. How much do you want to risk it for the biscuit? The biscuit is one thousand dollars. So we'll play that game and I'll explain everything again. And it's only one week. It's a new game, so we'll get into it. Twenty percent chance of rain, mostly cloudy,

eighty seven will be the high today. Tessa with Houston's headlines. Okay, we're gonna start with the traffic grinding to a halt yesterday around the country as protesters blocked major roads protesting the war in Gaza. Did you see this? The Golden gate Bridge was trending, but I saved it because I knew

you were doing a news story on it. So the Golden gate Bridge at San Francisco, demonstrators were holding a sign that read stopped the world for Gaza, and they chained themselves together and used vehicles to block travel lands on the bridge for around five hours. And then protesters on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York block traffic. They were arrested there and then around forty people were arrested at the Chicago airport at O'Hare because a group obstructed traffic wearing stops signed shape

badges that said stop sending bombs. So that was a big story yesterday. Also, the criminal Hushmuney trial of former President Donald Trump was in session for the first time yesterday, and I'm just gonna say it, not much was accomplished there. Trump is now the first former president to ever stand on trial on a criminal charge in the history of the US, and could also become the first convicted fellon to run for White House if he's found guilty. Now

Day one jury selection, okay, not one single juror was confirmed. Over fifty perspective jurors were excused. Trump was reportedly well behaved during the session, and at one point it looked like he had fallen asleep. It's impossible to get somebody that's not biased. I don't know how they're gonna find one duror right for this. I really don't, right. So that's the serious stuff. But let's talk about sleep. How many hours do you sleep at night?

We've got a Rod Ryan Show poll going up on the X. It's up on the X and we're doing it because for the first time, a majority of Americans they're just under slept. So welcome to the club, guys. According to a new Gallup poll, most of us aren't getting as much sleep as we'd lie like. It's the first time that's been the case since they started asking in two thousand and one. Fifty seven percent of Americans say they feel better if they got more shut eye, and just forty two percent

they'd say they get just as much sleep as they need. Women or more underslept than men. Only thirty six percent say they're getting enough sleep, compared to forty eight percent of men. What does our crowd say? Our crowd clearly shows that Chile hasn't participated in the poll question. Nobody has is getting ten or more hours, which we know that somebody is, but nobody has voted for that. Well, I'm still asleep. How many hours on average

do you sleep at night? Less than six hours? Twenty five percent of our audience gets less than six six to seven, sixty eight percent of the audience eight to nine six percent of our audience. Chili has not chimed in on his ten or more hours a night. I try to get at least seven, but man, I would love eight, Like I always just think, Man, it still seems like that. I just talked about it with the chick at Centergenics yesterday. She said, are you sleep? And I

go, no, I mean six hours? I go, what do you get? I turned the tables on her. She said six hours. I'm like, okay, back at you sleep longer? Okay? What would you pay for a nineteen ninety three Ford Bronco. Alex would give everything that he has for that white Bronco if it's OJS. Why are we talking about a

white Bronco right now? Because the infamous OJ Simpson White Bronco is currently on loan to the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Tennessee, but its owners, since OJ passed away, are now thinking about selling it, and they're hoping to get at least one point five million dollars now. They've had offers up to seventy seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars in the past, and now that there's renewed interest in all things OJ, they think they can jack up that price.

And they claim the plan was always to sell this year because this year is actually the thirtieth anniversary of the Chase OJ's death. Well, that's just a convinced that's just a coincidence and possibly a very lucrative coincidence for the people that own it. I don't see that for going over a million dollars. I'm sorry, it's not it's not the ruby slippers from you know. I mean, it's better. It's worse. It's worse, definitely worse. Why would you want that? Well, you don't know, x why would you

want it? But you know who used to collect cars like that? The least singer of Corn Jonathan Davis. Oh yeah, he does weird souf too, right, He had like John Wayne Gacy's car and things that Ted Bundy hit, maybe his car. It's so weird. Who would want that dark cloud parked in their driveway? The dark person? Things happened in those cars

mentally, and he bought them. Fighting demons done? Okay. The government might be going after Live Nation and Ticketmaster now, I mean sources say that the Justice Apartment is going to file an antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation as soon as next month. A Live Nation, of course, is a parent company of every concertg or is least favorite entity Ticketmaster, But you know, what this is. These are These are the dealers. The concerts are the drugs

that we are addicted to, and guys, these are the dealers. And the FED say, look that Live Nation and ticket Master have used their industry dominance to undermine competition for ticketing live events. The result is is that we all pay more. There's nothing we can do about it because Live Nation and Ticketmaster are pretty much the only game in town. Last year, a Senate panel subpoena documents from Live Nation pertaining to ticket pricing, fees, and secondary

sales. But that's really all we know right now. Okay, that's on the music Fog page. Those are Houston sidlines. Take it, Alex Yeah, throws lost the Braves last night six to one. There now six and twelve on the year. They're gonna play the Braves against a night Hunter Brown. I'll be on the mount for this DROs going up against Atlanta's rain Naldo Lopez. First pitches at seven ten. You can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In the NBA, playing

games start tonight. The Lakers are gonna play the Pelicans at six thirty. Then the Kings take on the Warriors at nine. You can watch both of those games on T and T and then some more basketball news. That WNBA draft was last night. Iowa star Caitlyn Clark was taken first overall by the Indiana Fever, and lsus Angel Reese went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky. If you want to read more about last night's WNBA draft, you can do so on our sports blog page today, and then also go check out did

you see the US track and field uniforms they put out? You got? And then who ever designed them was way too horny when they were designing them. You're gonna need a Brazilian for this. Squirrels Internet was calling them out for w two horny to design these. Go check out the uniforms. Well, some people would maybe not the people wearing we're gonna love them, but yeah, the people wearing them are gonna have Oh yeah, there's gonna be

Chase Sports Blog today. Check out You Can't Wait. Houston's Rocking Alternatives, The Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four, five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's Pearl Jam and we are in the seventh spot. So thank you. If you are carrying over from homeroom, if you're just joining us, wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakes, busy, busy. Still, it was a pretty good homeroom, Like right out of the gate, it was a pretty good

home room. It's pretty funny, right right. I I was laughing at my balls off. I don't know. It was good. First phone call was a little different this morning. I suggest if you are just joining us, I would go back and listen to homerooms starting from the first phone call. Pretty good Olympiscuit tickets moving forward after the break, August eleventh, Woodlands Pavilion. I do want to go to that show Risk It for the Biscuit with our man Jim Adler. I got stuff for that. Yeah yeah,

Alex put E, let's cut me up. Well, I've cut up a bunch of stuff. Where is this guy? Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? Yeah? I Well, yesterday's guy was not wanting to risk it for the biscuit. He took two hundred dollars and he bailed out pretty early. He was the first guy to play this new game that we've got going on, risk it for the Biscuit and that is the name of the game, the biscuit being one thousand dollars. You just have to determine

how long you want to hang in there because you could win nothing. That's where the risk factor comes in. If you want to hang on and try to get that thousand dollars, one of them will go to one thousand dollars today. But money, it's cash. That's all you need to know. It's cash. It's easy, boom. All get to do is just sit there and you tell me when to stop, and you get to take home the money that's left. What else? Looking at girls blog page today,

Selena's birthday got to recognize Did you know that? I mean, I don't have it memorized. Yeah, April sixteenth? How old would she have been today? I think she's just a little younger than me. Seventy one she was born, Okay, so fifty two? Is it weird to think of her as fifty two? They some people just never got old, buddy, Holly, never got old. You stay that age like eternalized. James Dean. Yeah, James Dean made three movies. Never got old and you just

can't think of it. I mean, for crying out loud. You know, all those rock stars that died at twenty seven, they never got old. How old was Selena? How old was she around when she passed or she got killed? She was killed sixteen days before her twenty fourth birthday, twenty four. She's young, so young, yeah, and doing just phenomenal things, owning the stage like a season pro, separating her from Kurt Cobain, and you know, the twenty seven Club and all of that, because

I mean, all of them are tragic. But yeah, I didn't know she was that young. Yeah, twenty four. Yeah, a baby, a baby. But you said you remember the day, Yeah, I was in I was in fifth grade on the playground. Yeah, at my little Catholic school there. Everybody loved Selena because she was a hometown girl, big time. Like you just you had to like Selena. You had no choice. Yeah, I think you had a choice. I think you just you wanted to. I mean, what wasn't to love? You know what I

mean? She was kind, she was beautiful, she could sing, she could dance. It's like it that's an easy cell when you're a little girl, you know what I mean. It's like and she brown like me, It's like wow, you know, how did I mean, I've never heard anything bad about it. Jennifer Lopez did a great job in that movie.

I never saw the movie. Yeah, so, you know what, Originally the dad said they were gonna make a Selena movie, and they were going to cast non actors, so like the little girl that they cast a Selena, she wasn't in she wasn't a child actress. They did these big casting calls, and they did these big casting calls around the country, and originally they weren't gonna have a real, like a seasoned actress player. They were going to pick someone based on looks and personality, and that's what they were

gonna do. So I remember these you would see on the news, these lines of women auditioning to play Selena, and they would go dressed up as her. And in the end, the dad and whoever was making the movie decided, no, we're going to actually go with someone who has a little bit of a background, and they picked Jennifer Lopez, not much of a background though. She was a fly girl right in living color. And I don't know what she did after that, And I want to say there was

a little bit, a little bit of you know, not hate. But you know, it wasn't a Mexican American actress. It wasn't you know, it wasn't someone who has ja Loo's what Puerto Rican. So it was a Latina obviously, Bronx you know, ham sandwich on a roll orange drink if you know, you know. Okay, So so yeah, so that was that was it, and I think, yeah, I think that was what launched her career. It's like, hey, this chick can act. Did you watch it with my kid? We watched clips. We watched clips online.

Yeah, of actual Selena performances. Okay, like the Astrodome performance in that in that purple jumpsuit. I was making London. That's what I think we got up. So just so you know, being recognized on the Look at a Girls blog page today. Of course, on the flip of this break, we got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending. We'll get you those limb bisiscuit tickets, a lot of biscuit, a

lot of biscuit stuff coming up in the next couple of hours. Man, I hope you're able to hang with us Rock and Alternative The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM. The Buzz Betty four or five The Buzz Welcome back, rod Ryan Show Ted Tuesday. You're looking at girls blog page. The music blog page is really good. We can only cover a couple of stories. I'm gonna have to get into some of the other ones that are on there. There's some interesting things for sure. And I got it again

another reminder. Slash has an album out there with all these guest singers, and you guys know, I love Chris Tapleton who crushed it on SNL this weekend. I finally got a chance to watch. He crushed it and he was in that bit that I put up on the music blog page yesterday. He had to act. It wasn't just Chris Stapleton standing there all shy and stuff. He had to do some acting. He had lines in the skit. Everything. It was pre record. It was a pre recorded bit,

but he was really good. He was really really good in it. But Slash's album, there's some more on that on there. It talks about some of the different artists that he has got a lot of people singing on that album. Twenty percent chance of rain mostly cloudy today, hy of eighty seven. What is trending true or false? We just spent possibly the whole break talking about women's basketball and the WNBA draft. Oh true or fall during the

commercial break. During the commercial break, Yeah, I said, those gals came dressed to kill last night. It gave Slay eight those first eight picks, man, they were all like wearing designer you know, red carpet stop product. Yeah, they looked, they looked great, They looked phenomenal. And the Indiana Fever got the number one pick, Caitlin Clark. You can go see the I think the national team has announced to who they're taking for Paris. The Paris Olympic torch has been it. So you know, all

things sporty going on this morning. If I ask you Rod about the octopus dad, like the viral octopus Dad, do you know what I'm talking about? I'd put it on three things you must see. Okay. First of all, I see, when you get your kid a puppy or a dog or a cat. They bought their kid an octopus. And then and then the octopus was pregnant, was pregnant when they got it right. And then there's octopi everywhere like they have. It's not just a litter. There's a

ton of them. There's like fifty octopis. So he there's a problem right now at that house. So this is why it's one of the craziest stories you'll ever read. It is three things you must see. Go check it out. That is that has definitely been trending. I think he's gonna be I think the Dad's gonna be on Good Morning America this morning. And I know some people put out this side like free kittens, free octopus. Dude, Come on, how he's even how he's even handling this situation. He's

a dentist, Like he's like calling aquariums and scientists to help it. If Detroit makes mile, if Detroit makes the playoffs, maybe he can he can drive him up there. There were how many how many octave pie on the ice yesterday? It was the seventy second anniversary of the tradition? There were like eight at one point in the third period, and then it caused the comeback. So would they kill him? No, you've probably eaten octopus before. They have Stop being pet one. No, it's not a pet if

they don't want it. Yeah, what else? Just that's it. That's at Tuesday. That's it. What's trending on ninety four five The Bus. All right, Yes, some tickets to give away? I do a pair of tickets to see Limp, Biscuit with Bones and eight No Face, Coorey Filmen and Katie's Finest riff Raff? Is it the finest that Katie has to offer? Do you realize Chilli lives in Katie? No? I know,

kid, You not put him above? Two and three Alex Are two and three Riffraffs, Cramp seven one seven one three two two nine, Ryan Show five An Experience and Adventure, The Angel, The Cosmic on US ninety four five Bus, Pupper, Roach and Last Resort rod Ryan Show. Oh, we've got a great ticket to give away here, let's go do it. Good morning morning, Well, hello, who's this? Hi? This is Kelby? How are you? I'm awesome? Is it Shelby with a K? It's a Kelby k E LB y K E l B. Why?

Yeah, it sounds like Shelby Kelby Kelby man. Yeah, I don't remember talking to you. Have we have we talked before on the air? Ever? No, I don't think so. This is my first Kelby. I'm quite sure of that, and uh my favorite Kelby Your caller ten that is awesome. It is awesome. What are you giving her? Okay, you get the tickets to go see Limp Biscuit and Corey Selby. We're going to be there too. Awesome. Thank you. So where are you from?

I'm actually from late Jackson. Have you won stuff on the radio before? I never have I would call her I think, not eight or nine for two years ago and that was the only time I've ever been closed. Wow. All right, well man, I'm so happy to have you on today. Nice to meet you. Congratulations, have a great time with Okay, I sure, well, thank you, all right, thank you, Charlie. I need you to just leave her on hold for a second. Do you think you could clear out the lines? Could you give me? Could

you please get me a cat owner? Just why not? And not caring the crazy cat lady because she'll know that's the one that's quick. I know. I know she's gonna call. I know she's gonna call it. She's gonna at least chime in. Could you give me a cat owner, Lise, I'll look for one, all right. Uh would you call if you know about cats? If you have a cat, about cats? I know about cats. Let me tell you if you love cats, if you love I love all the cats. Cat. I mean when I see a cat,

I just I just want to hold it. I love all the cats. Like this is the bad part about this bit, Like we have to wait for someone to call in. Okay, but what what are we going to ask him? Why do you want a cat? I think I don't want to. I don't think I want to ruin it, you know, all right, Well, I gonna wait and I'll be pretty quick with him. Hey, is there something weird happening with Pearl jam at eight o'clock today? Did you get that? I know you guys don't read the Wizards.

I read it. You don't even know, you don't know, you don't know. Fifty copies for everyone in the building. Good morning, Rob Ryan Show. Who's this? This is Joseph, Hi, Joseph. How are you? Oh? I'm fince asked to go the road? Are you awesome? Your cat guy? I'm cat by guy by association. My wife is addicted. I'm wondering if you're the right guy. I'm gonna okay, you're in, You're in, You're in the cat. But I'm gonna get like Candace, like I'm want like a weird o. Check Candace, Yes you

have a cat. I do. It's not like your dude's cat, and it's like it's your cat by association, it's your cat. No, I have had this cat before I got normally gotcha. All right, So Joseph is our cat guy and Candace is our cat gal. I'm going to ask you a question. You will not have time to look it up because I will demand an answer quicker than that. Okay, here we go, Candace and Joseph. Don't shout out your answer out loud. Okay, how many how many toes does your cat have? Tess? I want you to write

down your answer. How many toes does your cat have? I'm gonna start with Candace's her cat. How many toes? Four? Four toes just total toes? Four toes? How many toes? How many toes? How many toes in total does your cat have? Sixteen? Sixteen? Okay, I'm like, is that cat walking, Joseph. Joseph again, you're saying it's your chicks cat, But how many toes does your chicks cat have? You know, I'm leaning towards Candace's answer, and I want to say sixteen as

well, sixteen, But something in me wants to say eighteen. Well, okay, I'm gonna go with the something in you. I'm gonna go with Joseph. Joseph who really doesn't want to claim the cat as his who has this cat brought it into her relationship? A majority of cats have eighteen toes. Joseph is the winner. You don't even like the damn cat, and he knows. He went with his gut eighteen. What did you write down? I wrote down sixteen? Well, how do they have eighteen? I

know cat people are gonna call in there? Everybody knows this. No they don't. Ten in front, ten in front, eight in the back. Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. No clue. Oh for eight, I don't. I woulda gone with sixteen. Yeah, I woulda gone with sixteen. I didn't even ask you. Yeah, I would have had no idea pick up more digits in the front than in the back. Well, you know what, they're the apex predator of the

domesticated annual animals, so just let them do whatever they want. Forty six percent of cat owners. This is where Kanda says, oh I knew that forty six percent of cat owners. They don't know that cats are lactose intolerant. Did you know that, Candace? Don't like I don't know that you can't give them milk. I totally gave a straight cat milk when I was little. I thought that's what you did with cats. You give a saucer of milk. Yeah, cereal milk, cow's milk is not good for them.

Fifty Only fifty three percent of cat owners know that cats tend to drink more water if it's running water, So fountains are better than a dish. Okay, my sister does have a fountain for cat purring, is happy and stressed out. Okay, Candace, like you think, Oh my little guy's purring all the time, could be freaking out with all that milk you're serving them. For God's sakes. Mom doesn't even know how many toes I have? All right, Okay, I'm done with you. Cat whiros my guys.

Now all the emails that are gonna come in. Let's say I knew it was eighteen. I don't believe you. Overall, overall, eighty three percent of cat owners do not know how many toes their cat has. I didn't know okay, yeah, number the R. Ryan Show celebrating twenty years, the bus ninety four five, the Buzz, Good Morning Rod Ryan Show, cat people before that, some cat people on chiming in twenty percent chance of reign mostly cloudy. I've about eighty seven chat mc rod we had a

cat with twenty two toes one seven on both front feet. It happens they're called polydactyl cats. That's come up before. In a fun fact, didn't Ernest Hemingway have a bunch of weird toad cats? Oh? God, yes, poly polydactyl there's some. There's some Earnest Hemingway cat thing that we discussed on this and polydactyl definitely came up. Karen the Crazy cat Woman, what's going on? I can barely hear you all over all these dogs at work today. All I heard was the word cats on the air, and I

heard my name. I didn't want you calling. I know that you would know that she would, she would know. She knows everything about cats, Karen the Crazy cat Lady. For God's sake, she wasn't. I didn't need her for that experiment. I know that she would know all that stuff. There is something coming up. For Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam's new album, Dark Matter, will be released at midnight on Friday, So I guess

we have something that's gonna be airing at eight o'clock. It's a it's a couple of dudes from La talking with the band, but it's short, so there's gonna be some kind of a Pearl Jammy moment at eight o'clock. To hear it says Pearl Jammy, Rod, you're gonna get Pearl Jammy at eight. It doesn't say that, but that was how I read it. So there is something coming up, so that'll be fun and then risk it for

the biscuit is at You're like, what is this, Rod? It's just a chance for you to win money, Okay, and you have to risk it for the money. You have to hold out. Hold hold. It's like the movie Gladiator. Hold. You have to hang in there for as long as you can. But you don't want to let You don't want to hang in there too long because then if it blows up, you win nothing. I know. I'm not explaining it. You just gotta be there.

You gotta be there, call in and I will walk you through it to try to win you some cash today, all right, Risk it for the Biscuit at eight twenty with the Great Jim Adler, The Rod Ryan Morning Show six at ten am, the bus, come on ninety four to five the bus, Good Morning Rob Ryan Show on this tap Tuesday. We're just getting closer and closer and closer and closer. Risk it for the biscuit. That's right, mister Adler. We're gonna play risk It for the Biscuit today at

A twenty. And you got a chance, I mean a chance at one one thousand dollars. Somebody does. At least who's gonna win one thousand dollars? Thank you, my man A twenty. We'll get rolling with risk It for the Biscuit. Day two. We're gonna play it all week at A twenty and then, yes, someone kind of figured that out because that game is in there every day at A twenty. Read my lips. There is a group of people that is very upset that I moved Read my Lips to

eight twenty every morning. It's not when they're commuting, so Read my Lips will be at seven twenty one off. But we can do it. We'll get our words together and you guys will help me. Do that on Thursday. Mostly cloudy today, load chances of rain warmer than the last couple days, high to eighty seven today, Tessa one of Houston's headlines. Well, NASA has confirmed that the object that crashed through the roof of a Florida home

last month actually came from the International Space Station. It was part of a cargo pallette loaded with fifteen hundred pounds of old batteries that hit this Naple homes. That happened in March on March eighth. The palette was expecting to burn up in New York atmosphere. That's what they always say, like, oh, burn up in the airs atmosphere. And now scientists are looking to find out why their calculations were wrong on that. So that was a big story

yesterday and then or this morning as well. And then a man here locally, this big local story, is being charged with impersonating a police officer after trying to pull over some undercover Harris County deputies over the weekend. So this dude tries to pull over the deputies in a car equipped with the red and blue lights. It had a siren and everything. Deputies in a Mark Carr pulled arnold over instead, They're like, actually, U, no reverse card

you, he repeated. He reportedly has a uniform shirt, he had a ballistic vest on. This dude had a body cam, he had a badge. Deputies arrested him for impersonating police officer and possession of body armor by a felon. He's reportedly been arrested on similar charges not just clear in Texas. That's here in town, and he's done this in Missouri. He's done this in Illinois. This dude wants to be a cop so bad, but he breaks the law all the time. Impersonated Jesus Christ, every single one of

them. They're looking for work. Every car says if you want to work for us, go to this right. So yeah, that was a local story going on here. Become a cop. If you didn't get your taxes done in time, you only have yourself to blame, Okay, just kidding. You have H and R Block to blame as well. Their software crash yesterday and April fifteenth yesterday was the last day to file your taxes unless you got an extension, So tens of millions of people always wait until the last

few days to file. That's according to the irs. HNR Block says the glitch only affected customers who use the downloaded version of their software. People used their website or went to an h and R block office, they were still able to do it. But thousands of people did have issues because they used that H and R block downloaded software. Lots of complaints, huge spiking complaints yesterday, And I mean H and R block is like, I mean, what do you do? Sorry? The biggest one. I mean, the

government should be cool. And somebody said, hey, I was really counting on using this software where she'd give them a grace period or something. Let's talk about Hannagutiata's read the armorer on the set of the Alec Baldwin movie Russ. She's been sentenced. I learned this the armorer. I mean, I don't know anything about the movie industry, but she was in charge of all

the guns, anything that was used on the set. If there's a movie that has guns in it, there's an armorer, right like, they're in charge of the weapons, and they're in charge of you know, I don't know. Again, you and I talk about this. Why are there live rounds on a movie scene when they have the blanks that are just as good, but I don't know anyway. That's not the story here. The story is that she has been sentenced to eighteen months in prison for involuntary manslaughter.

That's a maximum she could have received. Prior to her sentencing, prosecutors said she showed no remorse for the death of cinematographer Hala Hutchins during the recorded phone conversations. During her recorded phone conversations from jail, she allegedly called the jurors who convicted her idiots and a holes. She also said witnesses lied and that the judge was paid off. So it's still not clear how those live rounds ended up on the rust set Loutittus. Reid was offered a plea deal,

as she admitted she brought them, but she turned it down. Her father blames the ammunition supplier and the prop master. Alec Baldwin's in voluntary manslaughter trial is scheduled to begin in July. He could also get eighteen months. Oh wait, let's talk about Courtney Love because she has been anti establishment as far

as we can all remember. She has a new VBC radio series called Courtney Loves Women, but in her latest interview to promote it, she took some time to bash a couple of women, couple women that are very popular, including Taylor Swift. She said, look, Taylor Swift might be a safe space for girls, and she's probably the Madonna of now, but she's not interesting as an artist. She'll get people to listen to her podcast based on that comment, probably has a new album coming out with all this, and

if provoking the Swifties was enough, she went for the bay Hive. She said, I like the idea Beyonce doing a country record because it's about black women going into spaces where previously only white women would have been allowed. I just don't like her music. And then she said she hasn't listened to Lana del Ray and since she released a cover of John Denver, and she says she thinks Lana should take seven years off. That's Courtney love for you guys.

Or is any what surprise? So anti establishment? Still? Oh God? Keep fighting those a Houston's headline. Lets you got over there? The Astros loss of the Braves last night six to one. They're gonna play them again this evening. Hundred Brown will be on the mound for the Stros, going up against Atlanta's Raynaldo Lopez first pitches at seven to ten and you can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In

basketball, the NBA playing games begin tonight. We get the Lakers taking on the Pelicans to start things off at six thirty. After that, it'll be Kings against the Warriors at nine. You can watch both of those games tonight on TNT and some more basketball news. The WNBA draft was last night. I always start. Kaitlin Clark was taken first overall by the Indiana Fever,

and then ls used Angel Reese went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You want to read more about last night's WNBA draft, you can do so on our sports blog page today that because what's going on in sports? You got all those octopi being thrown under the ice. Yeah, for the for the Detroit Red Wings, they're not guaranteed to get in the playoffs, right, they need things to happen. You need to win tonight and they need the capitals. Okay, so maybe more octopus Are they at home? They are

in Montreal. Oh, nobody throws octopi when they're not at home. Huh you really care? U doess? You really care. Yeah, they can they do. That's an automaty ejection in the yeah. But if you're a real fan, you'll do it. You do it, You risk the biscuit like us lots of Octopi on three things you Must see Today and then Yeah, I've heard it all mentioned. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? Yeah, one of you will be asked to risk it for the

biscuit today at eight twenty. Man, I hope you stay with us The Rod Ryan Morning Show, six am. The bus ninety four or five the bus. I was sinking. Oh my goodness, I was auditioning, so iping Mike Shinoda might hear me and say, hey, rod let me pull you from this morning misery. I thought we were having a good time to day. Come over to my band. We'll let you sleep in, We'll let you get some real sleep over there. Hey, I'm going to get

a chance. It'll be after the show. I don't know how quickly we're gonna be able to package it up, but I'm going to get a chance to talk to Lizzie Hale, who everyone knows that's one of my favorite singers ever. I am going to get a chance to talk to her, so of course talking up her show here at the Woodlands. They're on tour. I think it's a co headlining tour with I Prevail, But of course I want to ask her a little bit about doing that gig with skid Row.

She's going to be filling in on some dates, and she made it sound like, you know, that's something that could last a while. And she just put out a picture too, and I have to bring it up. Let me just see if I can remember everybody in the picture. Billy Corgan, it's at a table. They're clearly at the rainbow. So it's Lizzie at the back of the picture. And it's DMC from Run DMCA. It's scott Ian I just happen to be wearing Antha shirt today. It's Tom Morello.

It's big baldy Billy Corgan, and I want to say one more person. I'm like, what a table? Maybe that's it? What are they talking? What's going on at that table with Lizzie? And she looks like she's just having a great time. People are drinking. Nobody's touched their water. There's like a water with a lemon wedge on it. No one's touched their water, so I have to ask her about that. So I'm looking I'm really really looking forward to that interview. What else today we know?

Risk it for the Biscuit is coming up in just a little bit. We got mostly cloudy skies today, low chances of rain, high of eighty seven. I do have a pull question up, and it's asking a little bit about your sleep pattern. There was a bunch of national stuff talking about sleep, and I'm like, I don't care. I care about what our audience is doing. That's the most important thing for me. How many hours on average do you sleep at night? There's about one in four people listening to

our show that sleep less than six hours. We tired. We are tired enough. It's not when I get less than six it's like it affects me. That's a prank. That's a cruel, evil prank. I don't think get that. But I'm functional on six. I mean that's my life. Six six is my life. That's on average. So I wish I could have broken it down differently now than I look at this, less than six hours one and four of our people, sixty six percent of our audience six

to seven hours, eight percent of our audience eight to nine hours. Nobody's getting ten hours. Oh, one person is in there. At least one person is in there. Chilly voted. Chili finally got around to voting. I said, why isn't Chili taking part in our pole question? Does he hate our pol questions? But I don't think he gets ten hours at once? No, He's like, banks it. What time is blue Blood's on? Or he records that. I think he has all his shows recorded,

yeah for him, along with his meal ready to go? So not counting the nap, Chile, at nighttime, you're shut down at around seven maybe I want to say around eight thirty the latest eight thirty, but average then would it be closer to eight or seven? Eight? Eight? Yang? That's early okay? And what times the alarm go off? Three twenty dang, that's early two five. My boy's only getting seven. Oh, but he takes a three hour nap. Yeah, all right, so seven hours

at night he's getting ten and then three during the day. Yeah, but that's not how this has worded. It wasn't taking into account naps. So he's getting ten a day, but seven and three sleeping? What do they call it? Like intimate fasting in minute when he got intimate fasting, he says, he's intimate napping. Yeah, that's what I'm doing, snugging up with all his dogs. How many what's the count on the dogs? Six? What's it? Yeah? Oh? Is that all? Yeah? One

of them? Is that all? Yeah? How many toes? How me toes? Says? Your dog? Here? They got Paul who's getting a toe docked tomorrow. Really, she's getting a tow doc. They don't know what's going on with her. I don't need to get into it, but she's just her nails aren't coming in right, she's got problems with her front paws, and yeah, they're gonna take off like a piece of her one of her toes. To try to figure out what he was going on with her. Is she gonna be like after that? They're gonna a cast or

something? Or is she just good to go? Uh? Cone of shame and just wrapped up conn of Shane and wrapped up no cast to my knowledge, no caste. She already looks sad outside the Cone of shame. No I know who's getting old man or baby. Oh it's the worst, it's the worst. Okay, guys, the best is coming up. I think the best thing is I think the best thing that we have. Sorry,

I just sad that accident, Alex. I think the best of what we have to offer is coming up. Do you have what it tights to risk it for the best kit with Ron Ryan ninety four or five the buzz that's our guy. Jim Adler gave us some cash to give to you. We're gonna play this game called risk it for the biscuit. I'm gonna have you calling in after the break, ChIL. He's gonna explain it to you, and then I'll also explain it to you. That's okay. Yesterday was the

first day, all right? That guy walked away with two hundred dollars. He could have walked away with what seven? He could have walked away with seven? Hinge he wished out it too. I'll explain everything on the flip. All you gotta do is just be there for it, call in, win some cash, don't hold too long, or do you think you need to risk it? Maybe today's one thousand dollars day. I don't know.

I don't know. We'll find out though soon enough. He used his rock hous, his alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning show Bus twenty four to five to the buzz. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Oh we're getting close. We're getting close. We're gonna one of you on the air with us to play a game, risk it for the Biscuit. Yesterday was day one, Today, day two. We're gonna play all week right here at eight twenty. I'm excited about it. Thank you to the Great Texas Hammer for

stepping up always. They were out there at the golf tournament and everything else. But yeah, I asked mister Adler for some money to give to you guys, and once I explained the game to him, he thought it was cool. He said, Okay, I'm in He's all about it. Hang in there. You could win one thousand dollars. That's right. What's the name of the game. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? All right, we're gonna get into that shortly. I hate saying the dude

only won two hundred dollars yesterday. Two undred dollars is awesome. Joked about it. He was very It's not like he was like, oh man, like he was just happy he won, learned how to play the game, and we gave him a second chance. He could. I mean, the max he could have won was seven hundred yesterday and then the explosion happened. That's where you got to risk it. You know, how long do you want to hang in there on the money? All right, it's coming up.

Tell me what's trending. Bluey is trending on the X right now because apparently Frisky and Radley Heeler got married in a Bluey wedding and people love Blue. It's good. It's a good show. I don't mind it like I don't mind it. I couldn't stand Coco Melon was the worst. That phase is over with because they sing song everything. It's lullabyes okay, and all the kids are in school right yeah, Blippy, that jackass. I couldn't

handle it. I could not handle it. And and London went through about a six month phase of Blippy. Oh, I couldn't handle him being on my TV. Well Blue. Apparently this latest episode of Blue is making people cry because there's a marriage, someone's moving like, it's a lot going on in this latest episode of Blues are just You've You've been worn. It's the best things. It's the best thing that kids can watch right now. Also, it's all about Caitlin Clark. Right now. The US women's national team

training camp roster was announced, and it's stacked. You got Kaitlyn Clark bean a Stewart you were wondering, see im nosy like you Rod, And it was like, is Caitlyn and Clark like dating anyone? Like, what's her? What's her deal? She actually has a boyfriend. His name is Connor McCaffrey. And he transferred from Iowa where he met Caitlyn Clark. That's where they met, and he transferred over to Butler. So I've been watching some

of his highlight reels. He plays basketball too. He's pretty good, Okay, pretty good. I mean she's attractive. She's kind of like she'd feel like a hot stand of like you know, she'd be like a hot stand of comedian. She's in that world. She's not mister what bunny girl next door that she used to She has curled hair, but she's a beast. She's she is nails. She is a She's a powerful woman for sure.

And yeah, Kaitlyn Clark still dominating a lot of the headlines. Also, what else, Oh, this new report that came out Psychologists Association came out with uh, social media report and they're saying, look, it's not inheritibly suitable for you at all, Like they're saying social media bad for your kids. I think we all felt like you kind of knew that. But psychologists are saying no for sure now. So that's a story you can expect to

hear more about. That's what's trending on eighty four to five The Buzz Alex, I don't want my comedians hot. Yeah, I don't you want them hot? Unassumingly hot. I really don't want super attractive stand up comedians. That goes for the girls and the guys. Okay, I'm ready. You're not allowed to be hot and funny. I think you try harder to be funny when you're not hot, and over time and they're funnier. The funniest comedians are not hot. She'd be a pretty hot stand up comedian. You

can make a bit about this. Come on, can we play a game here? Jeez, mister Adler gave us all this money. Resk it for a bsitit? Okay, Chillie, talk to these people before they go on the radio. I mean, dude, what was said to that guy yesterday? Yesterday? I did not explain it to him, because if you did, then I'd even be more mad at that guy. Yeah, yesterday I didn't explain it, okay, but you got to tell him to hang in there first. But hang it, listen, I want to lose anybody money

too. A fuse is going to be lit on the air. You're gonna hear it, and then you're gonna hear mister Adler Kaman and say one hundred dollars and then two hundred dollars. Well, that's all that guy needed to hear. He wanted to take his money and run. He knew that that explosion was coming at some point or maybe not. One of them goes to a thousand. One of them this week will go to one thousand. I don't know. They're in a randomizer right now, so I don't know if

it's today. But yesterday he's exploded after seven hundred. So that guy left three four or five said, oh, he could have had another five. But you know that you don't know when the explosion is coming or if it's coming at all. Chillie, I just explained it, but you're gonna do it again. You're gonna have to explain it again to them Risk It for the Biscuit. Okay, I want big money. I want big money for you guys. Call now seven one three The Rod Ryan Show, Mornings on

the Bush. Here we Go, ninety four The Buzz, Good morning rod Ryan's Show on this Tattuesday. I want to get into it. I want to play, I want to go. I want to play this new game. All right, guys, I'm glad. I'm so glad you're here for but I think is gonna be the highlight of today's show. Risk It for the Biscuit. Thank you, mister Adler. You guys know the Texas Hammer gave us some cash to give to you, and we're playing a little game called Risk It for the Biscuit. Wrong side of the table. Here,

hang on, make sure okay, here we go. Hey, Leo, get third Chili came on out of nowhere. His speaker's always on when he wants to talk to us. When a song's playing, He's like, hey, man, I explained it. If he gets it, if he screws it up, it's not on me. He explained it very well. We'll see. Now, this is the only question I'm going to ask of people.

I don't mind explaining it again, and I'm going to do it for everyone listening to You're going to hear a fuse, okay, and then you're gonna hear mister Adler come on, and he's gonna be going up one hundred dollars increments. He's going to be saying amounts of money. Okay. When he says that money, it's yours. You can lock it in at any time. You can lock it in. Yesterday, the dude wanted to lock in after two. He just wanted the two hundred dollars. And then I

told we played it too. We're going to torture you if you lock in early or whenever you lock it in, it doesn't matter. We're going to play what's left. Just so you know, only one of them is only one of them this week goes to it. I just don't know where it is. I sent them all to Alex. They weren't labeled, so they're in there. We just don't know where it's going when it's going to show up. And then the other thing, I'm going to ask you, Leo, and I don't want a number. Do you have a number in your

head where you feel like you're going to stop? I do Okay, all right, that's interesting. That's I do not want to know what that is because I don't know what's happening here. If you hear an explosion, you win nothing. I hear you. Okay. I think Leo knows what he's doing. Okay, Leo sounds locked in? Locked in, Leo, Alex, are you dialed in? You're dialed in right now? Hang in there. You could win one thousand dollars. All right, Well, let's see

what's going to happen here. Are you ready to risk it for the biscuit? Leo? You sound like you are ready to risk it for the biscuit? Here we go. Please light that fuse, Alex, Oh god, it's burning. Okay, Leo, Leo, you're on. Okay, one hundred dollars, that's yours, that's in your pocket. Two hundred dollars, that was quick. Three hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars. That's a lot of money. It is a lot of money. It's four hundred bucks.

Wow, five hundred dollars, that's your money. Stop stop of it it, dude. You just want five hundred dollars. That sounds better than two hundred. Six month take a tending the button off, tay for the button off dollar. We got to hear the rest of Oh you want to hear the rest of it? Can we play the rest of Okay? I hurt okay, Okay, So wait, you won five hundred dollars. That's huge. I'm living it. You wouldn't five hundred dollars today, so it's it's

I got it. I can play it, ranting to wait a minite which will tell me what you're where you're gonna be and what I'll turn it on, B and B dollars. Hang on, Okay, it went to six, went to six, Leo's pretty spot on. Dude, it it went to six and exploded. You stopped at five. You got the five hundred dollars. Dude, I think that was brilliant well playing. Thank you very much. I love this game. Play game that's pretty fun. Like we're not doing anything. Alex is the one that's just kind of light it and

stop it. So there's a little pressure. There's a little pressure on Alex, but other than that, I don't do anything and I'm freaking out the whole time. Thank you to the great Jim Adler. Leo five hundred dollars richer today, risking it for the biscuit. I thank you, Leo, thank you, thank you Leo. Love you love you mean it when I say it. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, one of them goes to a thousand. Who's gonna sit there? I can't. I'm too stressed out.

It's five to six hundred dollars. I'm out. I'm not losing. I'm not losing that money. It'd be miserable to explode it. All right, guys, great job Leo, Thank you, mister Adler. It's ninety four to five the buzz, ninety four or five the buzz, Greening Day long view, risking it for the biscuit. Before that, I thought that Duke did a great job. Five hundred dollars. He only had another one hundred out there before he was going to lose every thing. So well played.

Yeah, yeah, really well played. That's close. That's almost too close to the pin. We'll do it again tomorrow. I'm not cool enough to play this game like I'm too stressed out. I would be a happy like yesterday when he got two hundred dollars. I would be so stoked with that. He was the happiest guy too. Yeah, it didn't even bother him that it went all the way up to seven hundred, and Alex said he left five hundred on the He left five hundred on the table. Alex,

you would get blown up. You would get blown up. You'd go all the way to the thousand dollars. There's one, there is one, and now you have a one in three shot. Yeah, you have a one in three shot. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, one of those days it going to a thousand true. Oh man, Okay, now it is. We don't know where it's gonna come up. If it doesn't come up till Friday, yeah, it makes it. It's it's almost not fair. Yeah, it comes up on Friday. So I'm hoping it doesn't come up

on Friday, although it'd be a layup for whoever's playing. Eat that right. Nope, I'm just sitting here. Said, you promised, Ron, you promised it was coming up. Hang in there, you could win one thousand dollars. All right, I don't know when it's gonna come up. Mostly Cloud his guys today, twenty percent chance of rain, high of eighty seven. I would say most of our Audi's is pretty well slept Eric Wallen, you got to get some more sleep, brother, Rod. I get

four hours of sleep a night. I have to be to work at three a m. I'm like, dud, why don't you go to bed earlier or nap during the days like I try? He goes wife four boys? Damn, he said, It's just it's it's easier said than done. Yeah, just do something different than you're already doing. You have four kids and a wife. Yeah, this guy's not sleeping. I was gonna ask how old he was. I'm like, because that's something I could have pulled off

in my twenties. You know, I could have ran on fumes. But like now closer forty, it's like, there's no chance four hours of sleep. I'm going to the looney been after a week, Like, there's no chance. What's your average? Is what we're asking on the X today. Six to seven hours is the most by far, sixty six percent of our audience. The next largest sell is one out of four of us listening to the show, one of four of you listening to the show. It took

our poll question we're getting less than six hours. That's alarming to me. Eight percent are getting eight to nine hours, and then zero point eight percent of you, so it's more than one. Now people saying they're getting ten or more. This is the average. I'm asking there's a couple of people just sleeping for ten hours. So jealous, Yeah, a little bit. Houston, Houston's alternative and home of the Rod Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz

ninety four five. The Buzz just great stuff from shining down Rob Ryan Show. Ten Tuesday shot of thousand dollars again coming up. This is gonna be more of a keyword entering at the Buzz dot Com. Alternative income is coming your way closer to around nine ten. We're gonna leave you with Weezer tickets today Weezer playing with the Flaming Lips and Dinosaur Junior September twenty eighth. They're playing the Toyota Center. Chile has got those I know the show for you

today mostly Claudi's guys. Twenty percent chance of rain hivety seven. I think we got some rain coming this weekend. Boo, come on, get it over with during the week I don't want to have to during the weekend, Tessa. One final time. Houston's headlines at traffic ground to a halt around the country, yesterday as protesters blocked major roads protesting the war in Gaza.

You had demonstrators on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. You had protesters blocking out traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge in New York, and around forty people were arrested in Chicago at the Airport Ohare after they were wearing stop sign shape badges that said stop sending bombs, and so they were obstructing traffic there as well. Just so you know, the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nettan Yahoo is

considering the best to respond to Iran's response attack over the weekend. According to his offices, he called his war cabinet for the second time in less than twenty four hours. The attack over the weekend resulted in no deaths and very little damage thanks to Israel and its allies helping strike down various missiles and drone So that's the big international news. Here in the United States, it's the second day of jury's election in Donald Trump's hush money criminal trial in Lower Manhattan.

At least fifty perspective jurors were all dismissed yesterday. They all felt they couldn't be impartial. Trump previously pleaded not guilty to felony charges of accusations of falsifying business records related to hush money payments made prior to the twenty sixteen election. Let's talk about your sleep. How many hours are you getting per night? We're doing a poll on Rod Ryan's show on the X because the majority of Americans are under slip and this is for the first time since the Gallup

poll started asking people about their sleep back in two thousand and one. Most of us aren't getting as much sleep as we'd like. Yeah, And I thought it was weird with the study. They didn't really focus in on numbers. It's just how you feel. And I told you that I met when I went to Centergenics yesterday. She said, you know, how much sleep are you getting? I said six hours? And she immediately said is that enough? And I said, that's what kind of works for me. She

goes, then you're fine. I go, what do you get? She goes, six hours? Go does it work for you? She goes, yeah. So this wasn't like a hard number. I was going for numbers here just to kind of get people. I'm curious as to how much sleep you guys are getting. There's one out of four of you that listen to the Rod Ryan Show that are getting less than six hours of sleep. Now, there's nowhere in here does it talk about anybody taking a nap. And you know, I Shelli naps and gets his sleep, so he gets at

ten hours a day, but not all at once. Most of our audience six to seven hours seven eight percent of our audience eight to nine hours a night, and zero point seven percent, So there's a handful of you that get ten or more. I So, for me, Rod, like, sleep is so important to me. It's the thing that it doesn't matter if I'm like, if I'm like hungry, if I'm cranky, if something, if my day isn't going right, it's probably because I'm tired. Like that's

the heel all for me. Like you know how some people they don't drink enough water and they're like, okay, dude, you're probably dehydrated. For me, sleep is like the cure to like ninety percent of my own case. But knowing that you just said it on your own, how often are you respecting that? How often are you how often are you disrespecting that? I that's the question. Probably once Thursday hits I disrespect that. That know that because I know the weeknd's coming up and I know I can catch up.

But during the week, like yesterday, I even took like a twenty minute nap. I wanted to work out, but I'm like, how good of a workout are you going to have if you're a little bit tired. So I get like a twenty minute I go work out, and then I'm like, Okay, you just got to go to bed before ten o'clock today. That's the one thing when anybody I hire for this job, I said, you just have to respect it. Some people in the beginning think they're going to be able to beat it. Oh no, not me. I

don't need that. I'll be I'll be fine. It catches up to you, Yeah, it does. And you know, you hire somebody, they come in at a certain age on the show. Alex has been here, what eight years yesterday? Nine years yesterday? And you still don't respect the sleep, don't you don't? He refuses, Maybe in ten years will respect it. Damn, I don't know how you do. It's what is this

OJ Bronco? Where's it? Is it for sale? Yeah? So the infamous White Bronco is currently on loan to the Alcatraz East Crime Museum in Tennessee, but its owners are thinking about selling it and they're hoping to get at least one point five mil so. They say. In the past they've had offers up to seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, but because of the renewed interest because of his passing, they think they can jack up the price now.

They say, look, this year was the thirtieth anniversary of the chase, so they were going to sell it this year anyway. The plan was always to sell it this year, but Ojy's death that happened, and so that's a very lucrative coincidence for them. I wonder if the museum was is going to make an offer. That's got to be the best thing in the museum. Yeah, probably, you know, that's your your that's your Da Vinci, its yourmonally at your crime museum. So maybe they'll make an offer

to keep it there. Perhaps, who the hell's going to go to that place? They've probably got cool stuff. Sources say that the Justice Department is going to file on anti trust lawsuit against Live Nation as soon as next month. The Live Nation, of course, is the parent company of ticket Master and the FEDS say that they've used their industry dominance to undermine competition for ticketing live events. Now we know the result of this, we pay more.

There's nothing we can do about it because Live Nation and ticket Master are pretty much the only game in town. Last year there was a Senate panel that's a poena documents from Live Nation pertaining to ticket pricing, fees and second dairy sales. But yeah, that they're preparing that antitrust lawsuit. Ticketmaster has come under fire many times over the years following the struggles by fans to access these

limited tickets with these high fees. Those are Houston Headlands, Alex, the Sleepless Wonder for nine years now anniversary yesterday for Alex, you saw a lot of people saying nice things on U on the gram. They did say nice thing, said nice things about you. Yeah. Wo we thought, right, really weird. I'm like, man, if you only knew all right, way, what's going on? Astros lost the Braves last night, six to one. They're now six and twelve so far this year. I'll play

the Braves again tonight. Hunter Brown's gonna be the mountain for this Stros going to gets Atlanta's Rinaldo Lopez first pitches at seven ten. You could listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In basketball, the NBA playing games start tonight. We get the Lakers playing the Pelicans at six thirty, then the King take on the Warriors at nine. You can watch

both of those games on TNT and some more basketball news. The w NBA Draft was last night and Iowa star Caitlin Clark was taken first overall by the Indiana Fever unless use Angel Rees went seventh overall to the Chicago Sky. You want to read more about last night's WNA draft, you can do so on our sports blog page. Today. That is what's going on in sports Houston and The Rod Ryan Morning Show six Am, The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Whipping out the Bush.

It's clifferine, twenty percent chance of rain, mostly cloudy. Highs of around eighty seven today, a little warmer than we've seen. It looks like some rains coming later on in the week. That's okay. Today's tattooesday. I feel like the Looking at Girls blog page is packed. I feel the music blog page is really really packed today. Lots of great stories on there and then a chance that's some alternative income, a chance at one thousand dollars coming

up. But I wanted to congratulate every single one of you. You've made it, at least for today. If you survived eight fifteen this morning, congratulations. The most stressful time of the entire day on average for people, pinpointed specifically to eight fifteen. I mean, think about it, the chaos that's going on in morning. And I do take this as a huge responsibility. I don't think we're going to fix anything here on the Rod Ryan Show. I never do. I'm hoping to make it a little easier or maybe

take your mind off of things. What a horrible time to be on the radio when it's the worst part of the day for people. Most people say the most chaotic time of the entire day is mornings. There's people that just flat out say they hate mornings. Yeah, that's when you want, hey, go be funny, come on, make a slack. Everyone's miserable. It's like pandemonium out there. Especially you got multiple kids, You're trying to get them all ready to go and for school. They say that eight to

fifteen. You're heroes to me. I want you to know that each and every one of you, you have twenty four hours. And when they ask people the most stressful time of the day, it is in the morning time, and eight fifteen is the average where just all hell's breaking loose. I know that a lot of people say they're in the cars with their kids in the seven o'clock hour getting them to school. Yeah, I get a lot of you know, we'll hear kids early with their parents, even in homeroom,

so they're up early. But I don't know what it is about eight fifteen. But you're helping others get ready, you're preparing, you're breakfasting, you're commuting, you're helping others get to work or school, and you're probably operating before the caffeine is kicked in. And you know, any home video of my family in the morning has a different tone than a video that's taken in the afternoon. On the weekends, mornings work, we had chaotic mornings.

My mom was always like, get in the car, do this screaming, And then like, I thought, that's just how mornings were the same. Good mornings were chaotic. It was thunderdome every morning. It's only three of us. Yeah, it was three of us at my mom. Yeah, and it's like we didn't make one morning easy right for her? Right? Never, dude. My mom was just like, party clus you if you have your background, Oh my gosh, you forgot go get this you. Ever, it was like, it's like, we couldn't have done this

the night before. Oh No, three little assholes done this sitting at that table, fighting, throwing flicking cereal at each other. We were terrible. We were terrible, dude. So my brother was a morning person. He'd be at the breakfast table, like eating his little breakfast, all ready to go. He'd lay out his head and I'm like, just look at him, like, you're such a kiss ass I did in the car. I didn't always want to do this job. From when I was a little kid,

you know. I you know, I wanted the whole I wanted the rock star route, and you know, failed at that. But I was always I was always better than everyone else with mornings. I'm not better at mornings. I just was. I didn't complain about it ever. Even before this job, I kind of felt like, you're getting up early. I always felt it was a bit of an advantage to be up earlier than everyone.

I always woke up earlier than my friends, even if there was just you know, even if there was some crazy party and it was a wild night, I was the first one up. Just moving around this morning guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, long before I ever thought I was going to do this job like you have been primed for this, all right, So here's what you can do. How do you I mean, five things that can help you make mornings go smoother? This is a lot if you

have kids, prepare the night before easier said than done. Laying out clothes, Yeah, you do that for what the first two weeks of school, and then that's over with. You're packing school bags again. A lot of this stuff. This is the year. This is the year. I'm going to do everything the night before. Even if you don't have kids, how many of you would love to sit around and meal prep for your whole week

and do all your chicken breasts and get them in the thing. You do that in the beginning of the year, and then it just it just becomes I said I was going to do that this Sunday, and then I got hammered on Saturday, and I was paralyzed all Sunday and there was no meal prepping going on. It was Chinese food by delivery. So establish and stick to a routine. This is important here, getting up before the kids, Alex, this is going to be you moving forward. I'm telling you this

right now. Okay, I got London on weekends once. If she gets up and wakes me up, if game on from the second you open your eyes, it's game on. I got one kid. She just wants to hang out, and I'm not complaining, but she's she's ready to at a party. She's ready at a party. There's just something about me being up even twenty minutes before her. Just to like brace yourself, just to brace for impact, to sit there, even if it's just strolling, even if

it's just stupid looking at reels. It to be up for twenty minutes before a kid is up. Oh God, I can't tell you how valuable that is for your day. It really is, just to have that moment, because again, when she comes in and sits on your face and jumps on your face and farts on you, that's it. You're not that's there's no break. Yeah, moving forward, Saw'm like donkey kotious for the rest of the day. She'll come in and off the top rope Rick Flair boom and

throw an elbow right into my ear. Danny get up, and it's usually with a wrestling move coming jumping on me. Damn it, Why did I get up earlier? That's just one delegate. I know they have like seven. I know, I know, I know, I'm I'm hearing that this morning. A lot from people delegate responsibilities, limit technology in the morning. It's better to keep mornings free from the distractions of the tablets and the TV. You know, it worked for us growing up listening to the good old

radio. Right here, it's okay, what did I listen to? Danny moves your fanny in the morning. I don't have a snappy jingle like that. Okay, but but Roddy wants to move your fanny in the morning too. Okay, so Roddy moves your body. Okay, thank you, You're welcome. Twenty years You're welcome. I'm here for you. Go fine, then old Danny Fanny video or jingle and we'll just adapt it to this all right. Thanks, congratulations on making it through the most stressful part of the

morning. It's just all gravy from here on out on. Don't you go get yourself a grand ninety four or five The Buzz, Good morning, Rod Ryan's Show. I hope you heard the keyword. I hope you are going after that one thousand dollars in alternative income. Jeremy Benson, Big Jeremy Benson is gonna give you a chance to do that again at ten, ten, eleven, ten, twelve, ten, one, ten, two ten. Theresa will give you a chance at three ten, four to ten, five

ten. So you got all those chances throughout the day. I'd love to get a winner. I'd love to have one of you guys win on our one opportunity in the morning. That would be awesome. Alex, are you ready? You told me to pull it up? If you so help me, God, if you send me what friend I am or what cast member of friends I am? You worry about you, Tory about you on your nine year one day anniversary. You're gonna get a punch from me. You will, you will online, It's Alex online ninety four five the muss.

Okay, it doesn't look like a friend's link. It's not. You sent me a real link. Yes, I did so Today's Well, it's called type drummer. I know you yourself are a drummer. You love drums, right, listen to us. This just helps to make some sick beats. I don't really know the science behind it. But you type in anything you want on your keyboard. You could spell words, you could tell me, you can tell me, go f myself all right, and then that'll make a beat for it. But just you know, once you dabble, just

hit hit a letter. Okay, see you next Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday. Hey brother, that's my scene next Tuesday. I like it. That's what I typed him. You're dancing in the club to this. I would slow build maybe I would. I like the beat the drops with. I would like some angel wings, yeah, glitter, I would like some angel dust. Kidding. I don't know what that is. I to google. It is your TV station not listening this morning. It's BCP. I don't

know what that is either. Yeah, try that's what I'm saying, changing up anything. I mean, all you gotta do is have a keyboard or your phone. Just type anything, and then what would you like me to type in here? Type in angel special teams, special plays, special players, special teams, Go ahead, special teams, special players, Yeah, special plays, I got it reverted. It is Tuesday. It is Tuesday, problem sketch, special teams, special players, special plays. Yeah,

this is your mix. A lot going on, see you next Tuesday. But this is pretty much just a good way to kill some time today. Work. It's Tuesday. You want to you know you're not paying attention to those meetings, go and uh yeah, type in f meetings and then you can just listen to that sick bed instead of a meeting today. So check that out. Work with this all day at the one Finish rod Ryan showpage at the Buzz dot com. Send me your sickest beats. This is wiener

It, this is wiener Hole. What was that? It's just it's get a sample of that. She survive, you know, some moaning over the wiener hole. Maybe should start doing the reference golf reference the beat, not the actual wiener hole. Right. Celebrating twenty years on the Buzz, twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us have ever met. Yeah, yeah, ninety four five The Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz, Good morning rod Ryan's Show. Some forty one landmines Alex. How many tracks on

that new album, twenty Jiminy Christmas? Twenty songs? Are some of them like super like thirty second songs? Are they counting that as a track? Are they like their song songs? They are songs? Yeah? How twenty? Okay? What percentage of those are like that? I mean that's still a banger to me? And I know that we played another one. You and I got into it like one after they released a second song. We haven't played it on the air yet. I hope we do. Twenty songs?

How many of them are bangers? They had the first like five of the first ten are absolute bangers. The first ten songs are good. And then they have painted black towards the end, and that's pretty honest. Painted black a cover of the Rolling Stones. It's awesome. I see a red door and I want to paint of plant. And they do it their own way too, so they get their own spin on it like that. Okay. I want to get over to you check it out. Please. You

know how much I love a cover song. Love me some cover songs, all right, listen to the whole thing. On the way. I was driving two and a half hours from Gross spec this weekend, so I got to listen to it. Boys were camping. Ye, it's like Limestone. Yeah, it's like two and a half hours away, go to Centerville and turn left. Was it pretty Yeah, that's where you had to drive to go poop? Yeah I did. That's Marina. Thank you camping hacks. Can I get you guys to work with me a little bit here? Of

course? Okay, if you've never tried meditating, because you're one of those people that can't sit still, I don't think i'd be good at it. I know Dina like it kind of gave me a few pointers. It didn't work for me. Okay, I'm not sitting still. I'm not thinking about nice things. I'm going to think about crap. So a team at Berkeley they put this simple exercise out there that can make us all happier. I like how this sounds. It's twenty seconds a day. Okay, you're not

I'm not asking you to write down your what do you say? What's all that nicetuf you're supposed to writ in the morning. You're mantras, affirmations, affirmations. Thank you. I tried that for a day and then that's it. It went a day now. I did it. One day, I just said, that's better than nothing. Good job, good job, good job. You're supposed to write down, like what you're happy about. I'm

like, I'm happy about my kid. That's awesome. And then the next day I woke up, I looked at that piece of paper and I said, same, I'm still pretty happy about having that kid write it again. Really yes, But is that the only thing that I get joy out of? I mean, I was just going to write that every day. Learn yourself. I'm trying something different right now, and you're already putting up resistance. Yeah, I said, I was proud of you for about one dumb

ass page. I need twenty seconds now. Don't do this if you're driving. But that's why I wait until now. A lot of people have us on in the office now, are at work, okay, because you're gonna want to have your eyes closed. It foots on the gas, you're going sixty, think about anything else. Just put it on cruise control, close your eyes, self driving mood, Chillie. I need you to do this as well. Figured out okay, standard. Did you think you were not

involved? Did you think that you weren't involved in this you might need it the most. Okay, I'm going to be your instructor. Okay, I'm going to do it. Okay, you have to do oh right, no jokes in my class okay, and no bust and no busting ass. But we're not doing any yoga moves. All right, close your eyes. Think of a recent I know it's gonna be hard for you, guys. Think of a recent mistake you may have made. Okay, some sort of a mistake, a failure, I e. When Chili didn't explain to that guy

yesterday why he was going live on the radio. Great, some sort of a failure, something that's been bothering you. See the problem is Chili's not bothered by that. I just didn't do it. I need you to think of something that's been bothering you, okay, and then consider how thinking about that makes you feel. Okay, thank you for working with me on this. Now. I swear to God, I need you to bring one hand to your chest, which your heart pick a tit. I don't care you

brut in my class. Okay. Please please bring one hand right in the middle. Bring one hand to your chest and your other hand to your stomach, like you're giving yourself a hug. Try please, no giggling, Please try to do it with the same warmth as if you were hugging someone that you loved. Give yourself a hug. And I need you to think to yourself right now, how can I be a friend to myself in this moment? I can't do this, Okay, test is still in the moment.

I'm in How can I be a friend? Now? You're thinking about this mistake, this failure, of this thing that you've done. You're now giving yourself a hug like you like. It's like you're hugging someone that you love and you're asking yourself, how can I be a friend to my self at this moment? Yeah, reach around everything, take a few seconds, and when you're ready, open your eyes, okay, and go on with your

day. Not ready, You're not ready. You're in the moment. People that did this for a full month felt less, stressed out about their life, and happier in general. The key is doing it every single day. It's twenty seconds I'm asking to do I'm asking you to do this for twenty an hour because your jackasses were ruining. The whole mood never ended. Hug yourself go hug yourself. I feel chilly. How you feeling? Do you feel relaxed? Yeah? I care like I have not a care in the

world right now. I don't think he's joking. I think it works. I think it worked. Yeah, you know you should take it out. I feel like I missed my calling. I should be running those classes. Yeah, you had a nice voice, and ask yourself. Should we play a food Fighter song right now? It's the Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. Foo Fighters, a couple of weeks away

from them playing at the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. They're playing let me look at the dates here, Rolling Stones are playing on I mean, April's just around the corner. Can you believe it? I can't. It is April. I'm sorry, April May is just around the corner. So yeah, two weeks till jazz Fest starts. It's two weekends, so three weeks, two and a half. The Rolling Stones play on Thursday at jazz Fest in New Orleans, Thursday, the second, food Fighters play on Friday,

the third. I said it before, I'll say it again. There's no way in hell the day Browl is not going into New Orleans the day before, and I don't think he's just there to see the Role Stones. OK, he's going to go on stage. He's going to go on stage with the damn Rolling Stones and do something and it's gonna be epic. It's gonna be huge. Stones tickets. You got to buy them on this They sold out JazzFest that day, so I was looking yesterday on the secondary market.

You can still get a ticket for about two hundred and fifty bucks. It's not a seat that's standing getting in, that's just getting in the door and probably nowhere near the stage. And I'm not even guaranteeing you'd be able to see anything. You can get a ticket. I saw some tickets for two hundred and fifty three hundred dollars yesterday. That's for jazz Fest for that

specific day. The Stones tickets are available for every other day. If you wanted to go to the day that the Food Fighters were playing, you can go to Njazzfest dot com. I've never seen a sold out JazzFest date ever until they booked the Rolling Stones on that Thursday. And they have like twenty stages going at all times. Even when somebody as big as the food Fighters. There's another headliner on the other end of the it's it's within a horse

race track where all the stages are cool rolling stones. They're shutting down every stage. I've never seen that done before. It's by far the way the biggest band that's ever played Jazz Fest in New Orleans. So here you go. Mark your calendars. I mean it's a it's a six hour drive, or it's a fifty five minutes southwest flight in and out. You know, I like the flight, and me too, I hate that drive. There's nothing to see. It's not cool. It's you know, I ten gets

down to two lanes, stupid. Some dummy always messes it up and messes up one of the lanes. After you get the baton rouge. What are you giving away on know the show? I have left a pair of tickets to see Wheezer, Flaming Lips a Dinosaur Junior at Toyota Center. That's big. Yeah, that's a big show. Okay, we will take a short break, we'll come back and we'll ask you a question about something that you

heard on today's show. He used his rock housed The Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Shows ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Welcome back tat Tuesday. It's a great link. It is a great link. I did get a chance to go and take a look today. Time for know the show. Give it away tickets to go see Weezer, Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Junior The Show September twenty eighth, Toyota Center. We'll get you into that show if you know the show. What's your question?

Hey, you took calls from cat owners today and neither of them realized what about their cats today? On the show? Yeah, because the dude guessed the one that actually was into the cats, the one that married into a cat. He got it right. But what didn't they know? Said the question? Yeah, Yeah, wouldn't they know this specific feature about their lovely, lovely kitten. Oh, they're awesome down down. The Buzz is

right in your pocket. Tell your smart device to play ninety four or five The Buzz on iHeartRadio ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. We talked a little pearl jam today on the show. We heard from a moment least and yeah, I guess they've got like a movie like a go to Pearl Jam's website. Like you, I was having a hard time deciphering what Eddie Betterer was saying if you heard those two little, U

almost little commercials that aired today on the show. But I guess there's it looks like the album is going to be released in a movie theater type setting. Did anybody else get that? Was anybody else listening? I didn't get that? Okay, he was mumbling it was it was being Eddie better go to pearl jam dot com. I did get that part. That's because the guy that we pay he did that part of the line of the of the

commercial. All right, well, guys, I hope you had a great start to your day today and you made it through the most stressful part of the day. Well, I'm sure there's other things and hurdles and you have today, but I think hopefully the worst of it is behind you. Not a bad day, mostly cloudy today, highs of around eighty seven. Let's go fast now, time for I know this show on ninety four to five The buzz La, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Well

hello, who's this Gabriel? Gabriel, welcome to the show. Thank you. What's the most stressful part. Is there like a time of day that's the most stressful for you? Every day time? What does he saydyn time? Okay, evening time. When he asked you to circle the house a couple of times, that was a good joke. It's good, it's good. I believe it's I believe super Tramp said take the long way home. You know, so you don't get their tat all? Right, what's what?

What's your question for Gabriel? Hey, Gabriel, tell me what did the cat collars that came in on the show today. What they didn't realize about their petty? How many? How many Thumbsday had to Those are the ones you say thumbs? He said thumbs? Yeah, I said Tom, Yeah, eighty three percent of cat owners don't know how many toes their cat has. And somebody talked about well, I think I talked about the Ernest Hemingway cats. They have more toes. There's a thing called Ernest Hemingway cats.

But yeah, it's eighteen ten in the front and eight in the back for most cats. So, hey, dude, you just won. Okay, congratulations. What are you giving them? Oh dude, I'm gonna give you a pair of tickets. To go see Weezer, Flaming Lisson, Dinnystaur Junior. Congratulations, Austin appreciated guys every morning. Thank you, Gabri. I appreciate that you were fun on the air today. Man, you did great. Congrats. Thank you. Thir I have a blessed thing you too,

Thank you man, thank you. It's really nice. Tessa. Yes, you gave me this wrap up sheet. It looks like a like like a text from an angry chick. It's so much worse. It's all caps. It's just wordy smory. We did a lot today, did we. I give you six picks? You're not happy? I give you a good you hate it? Okay? Is want to see something angry about There's a lot of information. Start from the top. Ready, go, two time Hall of Famer Brian became a three time Hall of Famer. Brian today beat

slow fast Andrew. Andrew became pretty fast Andrew. We'll need new players for tomorrow. Okay, that's like one eighth of what's on this piece of favor. Keep then. The first phone call prank was fun today. It was a little check out. The first phone call today. If you go back and listen to the podcast, of that tat Tuesday was the number one link. The w NBA gals were slaying last night at the draft, so looking at girls blog page may have been driven by that. Sure risk it for

the biscuit. Thank you to the great Jim Adler, and congratulations to our winner today. I think he won five hundred dollars. Yeah, no, fix no, he won five. He won five. He won five. It exploded after six, so he did it. Okay, that's he knew where to risk it. We talked about meditation. Did we did a sleep poll today on the X Okay, I'm pretty happy you guys are getting some good sleep. One out of four of the Rod Ryan Show audience is getting

less than six hours. That's a little concerning tomorrow. More risk it for the biscuit. I'm about it at the halfway point of this sheet of paper. Now, more risk it for the biscuit. At eight twenty. It'll also be wild card Wednesday coming up. More alternative income. That's going to

come in about now eight minutes because I'm still talking. So Jeremy has it at ten after and then Teresa is also going to do it at ten after the hour, every hour till five NonStop noonter with Jeremy, talk back karaoke with Teresa in the five o'clock hour. I'm almost done, follow the Rod Rye Show on All Socials, and Tesla's going to be on Houston Life at one pm. That's right, you didn't, buddy, You're ready. You did it. You made the world's best cup of call. All right,

that's it. Jeremy wants to get in here. We're on a twenty hour break man. Thank you guys for today. AMF Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, All the Good Stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com.