Okay, here we are, here, we are good morning.
This is Ed McMahon and now, ladies and gentlemen, pee's ride right, yeah, baby, Welcome back from the weekend.
You get into it. Nope, Monday today.
Hope you guys had a great weekend. Let's get off to a great start this week. Monday, April fourteen, five fifty six. What are we doing today? Other John back in our Lives. He's going for win number two, fresh out of bed Head to head Challenge. I've got tickets to bring me the Horizon. You're playing the Toyota Center. I got tickets for you on the fun Fact Flashback Homeroom. You're getting those in Texas Hammer Game. We play every Monday.
At seven twenty.
We'll hook keep for those Summer of Loud Cure tickets, Moldbeat tickets today twenty one thousand dollars. Alternative Income is back. We'll give you a chance to get in on our national contest at around nine ten. I got live Collective Soul tickets for you on Know the show Chilli six Picks today. I can't wait to see those. I see nothing over a ten percent chance of raining during the day. Maybe tonight twenty percent chance party Claudi high of eighty seven.
All right, let's get after it. Good morning, Alex, good going, Rod, good going home, room.
Good chicks going into space today.
Yeah, let's start off with some herstory Happening today. Blue Origin is set to launch its first all female crew into space aboard the new Shepherd Rocket today thirty one. Mission, scheduled for eight thirty am hour time from West Texas, is going to carry six accomplished women on an eleven minute suborbital flight, reaching sixty two miles above Earth.
This marks the.
First all female space flight since Valentina Tereshkova's solo mission in nineteen sixty three. On board today's flight's going to be Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, Aisha bo Amanda Win and carry Anne Flynn. The crew will experience weightlessness and observe Earth's curvature during the brief journey they're going to have. They've all undergone extensive training, including zero gravity simulations and emergency procedures. The launch is going to be
streamed on Blue Origins website as well as space dot com. Congratulations, ladies, way to go, We've done it. Glass stealing more like Glass Planet We're just smashed right through it.
Gail King, Pennsylvania. If anyone's gonna freak out, it's gonna be Gail King.
You think so?
Yeah?
I was.
She seems to be the most nervous.
I was thinking Aisha bo would be the one.
Ah, She's strong.
Pennsylvania Governor Josh and his family were forced to evacuate their official residence in Harrisburg after arsenates set fire to the building while they were sleeping early yesterday morning.
The fire broke out around.
Two am on the first night of Passover, shortly after the Shapiro family had shared a photo celebrating the holiday. Governor Shapiro condemned the attack as target violence and reaffirmed his commitment to openly practicing his faith. Authorities have arrested a thirty eight year old named Cody Balmer of Harrisburg in connection with the incident. Tax Day is tomorrow, and
a ton of Americans are still working on them. A poll taken on Friday found the two thirds of Americans had already filed their taxes or don't need to this year, sixteen percent were still working on them, nine percent hadn't started yet, and another nine percent said that they weren't sure. The people in their twenties were the most likely to say they hadn't done them yet, and around half of people asked said that they do find tax season stressful.
Extension, you just get the extensions. Yeah, Oh well, congratulations on that, thanks.
White Lotus season three star Amy Lou Wood has been pretty vocal about not liking the attention she gets for her unique teeth, so she wasn't very amused when Saturday Night Live parodied her looks this weekend SNL to a skit called the White Potus with President Trump and his family, as well as other political figures as White Lotus inspired characters.
Sarah Sherman parodi to Amy Lew's character from the show and wore over pronounced to fake teeth, and a series of Instagram posts, Wood said quote, I did find the SNL thing meaning unfunny. Such a shame because I had such a great time watching it a couple of weeks ago. Yes, take the piss, for sure, that's what the show is about. But there must be a cleverer, more nuanced, less cheap
way at least get the accent right. She did say that she has received apologies from SNL, but didn't say it from whom.
It's a funny skit. I didn't watch the whole thing yet, it's really funny.
If you didn't watch White Lotus, I don't.
Know that you'll get all the references. But you finished White Lotus, which watched one day.
I thought it was not quite season one, but I thought it was better season two.
Yeah, it's good.
I liked it. Yeah, I liked it. It was a good watch.
Jelly Rowl recently announced that he's down almost two hundred pounds. He appeared on Pat McAfee's show, and when asked about his weight loss, Journey said, I started at five hundred and forty pounds and I'm what three hundred and fifty seven pounds this morning.
Baby.
He also went on to say that he's going to lose another one hundred pounds so that he can go skydiving with his wife, and according to most normal skydiving procedures, the max you can weigh is two hundred and fifty pounds.
No word yet though on what Bunny Exo's thoughts.
Are on Olgesus.
Yeah, but I'm awaiting her comments. When she comments, you let me know, Oh.
I will when she speaks. We report that those are Usin's headlines.
All right, you're gonna start with Astros.
Pretty solid weekend in sports. The Astro's gotta win. Yesterday beat the Angels seven to three. They took two of three from LA over the weekend. There are now one game away from being five hundred. Tonight, they're gonna open up a three game series with the Cardinals on the road. Framer Val does be on the mound for this DROs going up against Saint Louis's Sonny Gray.
First pitches at six forty five.
You can listen to the game on our sister stations, Sports Talk seven ninety and News Radio seven forty kh In basketball, Rockets lost to the Nuggets yesterday one twenty six to one eleven. It was a game that had no effect on their playoff standings. They're now going to await the results of the play in games to find out who they're gonna face in the first round of
the playoffs. Whoever the seventh seed is will be the Rockets opponent, So it'll be Grizzlies, Warriors, Mavericks, or Kings they're taking on Game one of their first round series will be on Sunday, Rory McElroy won the Masters yesterday he'd be Justin Rose in a playoff. Pole was McElroy's first Masters win in his career. He now becomes just the sixth golfer in history to complete the career Grand Slam of winning Masters, US Open, British Open and the
PGA Championship. He joins Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas, Gary Player, Ben Hogan and Gene Sarazin. Incredible and he almost choked it away like three different times, but it came back and won. It was a lot of fun yesterday watching the final round of the Masters. If you could, I had a cable at it, so I had to watch it on my phone, but it was still exciting.
It was an exciting final round. Oh boy, that's what's going on in spots.
You weren't tweeting yesterday?
Were you not about specific names?
Okay, here we go, guys.
Four hours of pain? Can we get a first phone call lined up? Chill ead, I can't wait to see that guy six picks. First phone call could be yours?
Seven three? Who wants the first phone call of the week? All right, let's get after it.
The most interactive show on the radio starts, right, okay, ninety four or five, the buzz starting with Tonic. If you could only see four hours of pain officially underway? Wait you waking hands off snake yet. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. Thomas is off to a great start to his day. All right, Well that's that's it.
We can go home. Uh.
Thomas says, I almost had to call the paramedics because of today's mill Monday. I'm a fifty eight year old geezer, but I think it moved. Good Lord, it hasn't moved in years. Tom in Clear Creek, That's how I get started. That's my that's my first email this morning.
Thank you. Tom.
Homis all right, Well, apparently the milf Monday is very very good today. Okay, I'm excited. I'm excited about Chili six picks. Those are those are on links and guests today.
I'm excited to.
Get Other John back on the show. I did have somebody asked for a pick of Other John yesterday. Last week we used to have a pick of Other John. I think Tessa had one, like on file. I don't have it Other John. They want they want to pick He's going for win number two, fresh out of bed, heads your head.
He waited twenty three and twenty.
Three days to play Fraternity Paul to get back at him. Wow, exactly, how I am. He went and got the numbers for me. Bring me the Horizon tickets, like I said, you're going to get those in homeroom the Texas Hammer game at seven twenty.
We had a lot of ground to cover today on the show.
Ten percent chance of ring today, twenty percent chance tonight.
High today of around eighty seven. And you heard me correct.
Alternative income is back a chance to one A thousand dollars coming your way around nine ten this morning.
It's not time for the first today.
All right, it looks like Jessica got through first.
Jessica, Hey, good morning to you.
How are you? I'm great? How are you all so great? How you going to get a started today? I just wanted to wish, said, look to any students taking a star test today? How long does this star business go on for?
I have no clue, but just like the students, and I'm sure a lot of parents, I'm tired of it as well.
Yeah, I've been hearing about it.
I feel like they started taking those tests maybe sometime last week.
So all right, if you're still taking star.
Tests and your teachers given the star test, Jessica and everybody here on the Rod Ryan Show's wishing you.
Guys the best. All right, well, thank you having an awesome day.
Thank you you enjoy your day as well.
Thank you so much.
I am, I'm going to hi am, all right, quick break.
When we come back in a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up.
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Everybody on Facebook Live. Hi, everybody on our YouTube channel at Rod Ryan's Show. You can see the video component of the show. Yeah, we'll be back right after.
This Houston for our Houston's Alternative and helme at The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five the buzz.
All right, welcome back everybody, Rod Ryan Show on this MILF Monday. Ten percent chance of rain partner cloudy today. Highs of around eighty seven. Okay, Hi, Alex, Hello Rod What do you see that's trending out there?
I got Ry McElroy trending this morning.
He won the Masters yesterday, becoming just the sixth golfer in history to win the career Grand Slam, winning all four majors.
Congratulations.
Yeah, pretty awesome if you go to al almost choked me a couple of times, but got the job done.
The Last of Us is also trending.
Season two of the HBO show premiered last night, and people are still talking about it.
Are they putting it all out there? And you got to watch that every week?
Now?
I think it's weekly?
Oh wait, yeah, I do want to watch it. I like the I like the first one.
Yeah, I know, you were really I didn't expect you to be somebody that was that was into that.
I had no idea that I was gonna like it as much as I did. I love Pedro Pascal.
He's pretty great.
He's I mean, he's awesome. He's he's like the coolest dude out there right now.
He does seem like a cool digit show it.
And then also Coachella is trending. Weekend one was this past weekend and people are still talking about all the stuff that they saw and all the things they did.
I know it's on the other side of the planet and none of us go to it, but there were some cool highlights.
That Tim boone at Brian May from Queen out there. There's weird now, but I.
Don't know that anybody knew who the guy you just said it the guy from Queen.
You know.
The guitar player came out and because he was doing uh well, he was doing a Queen cover. But I don't know did did the crowd not know who Brian May was?
It was a weird respetile.
The thing that I'm reading this morning does explain who he is and what he is from.
I feel like Brian May kind of spoke for himself for a long time.
Further proof Vinson Boone is the new Brian May. As they were saying, well, Freddie Mercury.
Well and Brian May, right, Brian May.
It just I've always said this Queen was bigger around the world than they were here in America.
They just weren't that big here. They just weren't. I mean, they're bigger now than when they were.
Around right, So okay, that's just training and night.
But by the buzz, there's a whole Weezer did play. They did a cover of Venture Sandman.
That's cool.
Green Day played and then Billy Joe came out. He played with the Go Gos. So there are some cool highlights. Chili's putting up a separate blog page for that.
Okay, this good morning everybody, it's a bad spoiler.
Other John, the two time Hall of Famers.
Now you're fresh out of bed one.
Day Champion, eleven hundred and six days after.
Losing the Fraternity Paul, I finally.
Get my revent.
Join me on Monday when I make it win number two. All right, that guy never gets numbers wrong. He got that one wrong.
It was twenty three hundred and twenty three days that he waited, wow Uh to beat Paternity Paul to to avenge seven one three, two one two five nine four five.
If you think you can beat Other John, The rod Ryan Show on ninety four five.
The Bus ninety four or five, the Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan Show, three days Grace and I hate everything about you. Wakey, wakey, hands off, Snakey rod Ryan Show, right right right right on a milk Monday. Ten percent chance of rain partly Claude high eighty seven, twenty percent chance of rank tonight, Other John.
Somebody to play Other John. Well, let's play a game, and now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your.
Good Morning Johnny, Ron how are you great?
Thank you for asking?
How are you y well? Thank you?
Two thousand, three hundred and twenty three days you waited to play paternity Paul and beat him.
Yeah, it's fun.
That's crazy.
No, it's not fun.
It's crazy. Okay, it's absolutely insane. That's what it is.
That's when I got a request for like, okay, I got to see this other John guy. I'm telling you, they're calling for pictures. They're calling for pictures. Yeah, that's that's what that happened on Friday.
For sure.
We're all on a fifty five year old ugly of the old guy. You take it on, Bobby bybye?
Uh?
Going good, Bobby? Where you've been?
Uh?
Okay, when was the last time you played with us?
Early last year?
Okay, early last year? Well, yeah, it's been a while for me. That was a lot of him. Can you beat other John?
I hope so us?
All Right, I never know what other John that's over.
I'm excited.
Okay, that's good. That's good. A Rob Ryan Show t shirt is on the chopping block. Here.
Shout out your name when you think you know the answer, Bobby, Just shout out your name when you think you know the answer, did you win a year ago?
No?
I didn't, dude.
Okay, we'll change that. Here we go. You're listening for John and Bobby, John and Bobby.
Question number one, what term describes a self taken picture?
Typically John other? John felthy Selfie's a correct answer. This is a pretty wordy question, but it was answer, yeah, yeah, yeah? Which term?
What term describes a self taken picture, typically taken with a smartphone and shared on social media A selfie? John's on the board. You were right behind him, Bobby. I know a lot of people ask like, hey, was I close?
You were? So just be a little closer.
Question number two, what part of a plant absorbs water?
Bobby?
That was a tie? Thank you, Alex.
That was a tie.
That was gonna be the roots, the roots, whereas my mom would say, the.
Roots, the roots.
I gotta get my roots done. When the grays are coming in, I gotta get my roots done.
Mom. I think it's roots all right. Here we go. That was a tie, right.
Bobby was louder, but John got in at the same time.
Okay, next question, how many points for a layup in basketball?
Where did John find that year? John's correct answer?
Oh boy, He's a killer. That was the quickest John has ever voked. You gotta taste the blood, yeah right, all he wants.
Is bloody, all right. Other John's a killer, Bobby.
He smoked you on that last one.
Okay, Well you gave a good game though, Dude, for a Monday. That wasn't bad. Bobby. Don't wait a year, Okay, I want you back soon. We'll be bet all right, dude, good game, good game, all right.
Other John, I gotta take a selfie and myselfie send it in a Yeah.
We're waiting, all right.
I'm gonna get a victory speech out of you first, then the selfie.
Then and then the invitation to join us tomorrow.
Hangout a rod Ryan Show.
Let's go ninety four or five the bus. Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
There's some green Day highlights on links and guests. A Coachella recap is available. It's got its own blog page this morning, and I'll tell you what people are saying that Lady Gaga set may have been one of the best Coachella sets that's ever.
She's getting such rave reviews and I love her. I've loved her since day one.
I really do like Lady Gaga does no wrong for me, I really do.
I think she's awesome. But yeah, you talked about Benson Boone.
There's a picture of him doing his now signature flip off the grand piano, but he's flipping over the guitar player from Queen. I don't know if that was a photoshop picture or if he did I don't know. I just saw this amazing picture over the weekend. But there's some cool clips and Weezer did end up playing, and then Green Days lead vocalist went on stage with the Go Gos and.
It's a pretty cool blink.
It's a pretty cool blog page today if you want to go check that out. Ten percent chance of rank partly cloudy high of eighty seven.
A fresh out of bed head to head Challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody.
This is two time Hall of Famer other jobs.
You're a fresh out of bed head to head two day champion.
Join me on Tattooesday.
I hope to win.
Make it win number three. That's our guy. That's our guys. Back to the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies.
It's the fuck that to the.
Day brought in some new fun facts for you, and then uh, we'll flash back to Monday to get you some tickets to bring me the horizon.
Hi, hell, good morning brother. I how was your weekend? And it was just spectacular? Yeah it was. It was awesome outside, It was it was awesome outside.
Really.
Neat asked me if I powerwashed Saturday and Sunday. Oh my gosh, it's awesome. My back is killing me. Yeah, I see the blisters.
Plastic Pickles they use a stork as a mascot. This might be obvious to some of you, but I'm I'm sure somebody's gonna get a really flastic Pickles uses a stork as a mascot because pregnant women have been known to crave pickles.
Did everybody know that I knew that you knew that ice cream? That was like the it was.
I think there was a store called Pickles and ice Cream here in Houston at one point.
Yeah, he hung out there all the time.
The day after Osama Bin Lawden, after his death, Disney tried to trademark the name Sealed Team six and they were rejected.
That is.
Who says no to Disney.
Apparently, apparently the trademark people.
Finally, I got another Chucky Cheese fact for you.
Like Charles Entertainment cheese, Charles Entertainment cheese.
We know that the East stands for entertainment.
Hell.
I learned that last week.
The reason Chuck E Cheese loves celebrating birthdays so much?
Do you know this?
According to a book on his origin story, Chuck E. Cheese is an orphan who didn't know his own birthday, so he loves other kids' parties.
Going dark on Chuckie chant or cheat Wow, real dark.
It's the fuck that to the day.
We make you look smart? I funny here, buddies, it's the fuck that to the day? No idea? All right?
I got tickets for you, A pair of tickets to go see Bring Me the Horizon, Motionless and White, The Plot in You someone Else on September twenty sixth at the Toyota Center. Tickets around sale now at Toyota Center dot com. But to win them?
Uh.
Singer artist Macy Gray went to high school with this dude.
In Canton, Ohio.
Currently, they didn't really know each other, but they didn't go to high school together.
What did Macy Gray go to high school with? Seven?
One three two one, two, five, nine, four five. Now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. All right, there's the money guy right there. Hey bro, Hey, Rodney, I'll be doing Friday with a wild week. I was ups and downs. It was like a roller coaster last week. Yeah.
We went into the weekend looking pretty good.
The day was up six hundred and nineteen points, right Yeah, kick off this morning at forty two hundred and twelve. NASTAC up three hundred and thirty seven to sixteen thousand, seven to twenty four benchmark ten. Your treasury trading at a four point four to four percent, and oil stands at sixty two dollars twenty cents a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Apple, Chase and Navidia, the big duds Walt Disney, Salesforce and Nike. The economic calendar
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Finance or find the Buzz. Welcome back rod Ryan Show. Okay, it's Monday.
You gotta get out of bed. You gotta do it, you gotta do it. It's like Tiffany got up early today. Hi, Hi, good morning, good morning to you. How are you fabulous on this Monday? What are you doing it?
Si?
Early? H going to work on the other side of town. Okay, so you haven't started the commute just yet. Now I'm on the road. You're on the road. Okay, Well let's.
See I leave it six.
Oh my goodness.
All right, let's get you out. Let's get you some great price. Let's get you a great concert ticket here.
Uh.
Singing recording artist Macy Gray went to high school with this dude in Canton, Ohio.
She claims they didn't really know each other though. Who she go to high school with?
Maylyn Manson.
Yeah, he's co headlining Buzzfest and I just saw and I'm giving you tickets to go see Bring Me the Horizon with Motionless and White and a bunch of other bands September twenty sixth at the Toyota Center.
You're in.
I'm sorry it thank you so much.
This is great.
I'm just so excited.
It is great way to go on the flashback, Tiffany, have a great day and thanks for joining us so early.
Thank you so much, good bye, bye bye.
Hey. Alexa played ninety four point five The Buzz on iHeartRadio, getting ninety.
Four point five the bus station from iHeartRadio The rod Ryan Show every morning six to ten on ninety four five The Bush, ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning rod Ryan's Show. Thank you so much for having us on. Flenny Crabbits, This is Milk Monday. Apparently it's a good one. Off to a great start. On the website, thank you very much for scoping that out. I mean, Chili's bringing the milkshakes to the yard, or however that
song goes. But Chili six picks her up. So I haven't even gotten into those yet, but don't worry, I will ten percent chance of rain partly cloudy today, pies up around eighty seven. Will play the Texas Hammer Game next hour for your shot at the Summer of Loud Tour. That's the one with I prevail and bear tooth and.
Kill switch engage. And right now I got Alex.
Talking about chicks and space? Yeah, what are Heuston's headlines?
Spoke morning Rod, Good morning home room.
Blue Origin is set to launch its first all female crew into space aboard the New Shepherd Rocket today one Today. I like to call it the New sheep Herd Rocket because I'm I'm a feminist. The NS thirty one mission, scheduled for eight thirty am hour time from West Sex, is going to carry six accomplished women on an eleven minute suborbital flight, reaching sixty two miles above Earth. This marks the first all female space flight since Valentina Terreshkova's
solo mission in nineteen sixty three. On board today's flight will be Katie Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, Aisha bo Amanda Wynn, and Carrie Anne Flynn. The crew will experience weightlessness and observe Earth's curvature during.
The brief journey that they go on.
They've also all gone undergone extensive training, including zero gravity simulations and emergency procedures. The launch will be streamed on Blue Origins website as well as space dot Com.
Herstory.
Yeah, but we know with if the weather is off by one something or other degree, I mean, hopefully this thing doesn't get scratched. That would be the one and they go today, So I think is it eight.
Thirty our time, a thirty hour time years?
Okay.
Russia launched a devastating missile attack on the Ukrainian city of Sumai yesterday, resulting in the deaths of at least thirty four civilians, including two children, and injurying over one hundred and seventeen others. The assault, which occurred during Palm Sunday celebrations, is considered the deadliest single attack on Ukrainian civilians since twenty twenty three. One of the messals targeted the Congress center of Sumi, State University, while the other
detonated above a public street, causing widespread destruction. The timing of the attack raised concerns about Russia's commitment to peace talks and some lighter news. Jet Puffed wants people to save money this Easter by dying marshmallows instead of eggs. They even sold special dye kits on Walmart's website this past weekend that immediately sold out.
So it's very hot to die marshmallows.
Oh, we did a story people were telling people to dye potatoes.
I think marshmallows is a way better thing to die than potatoes.
It is, but okay, I don't know if that's a better substitute than eggs.
I never even thought about it.
I just well, if it's white and you can diet, yeah, I guess just or if you can just die it, just whatever. If it's cheaper than eggs, maybe do that Eastern marshmallows.
Eastern marshmallows doesn't sound like a bad idea. You waitmo and you can't.
Probably way cheaper.
So each dip and decorate kit came with six diyes, a set of decorating pins, and a pack of Jumbo marshmallows that are roughly the same size as eggs. You also got a pink egg carton to dry them in with a label on it and said farm fresh Marshmallows. If you didn't get a set, you can still just buy food coloring and diyat yourself. A bag of marshmallows is definitely cheaper than a dozen eggs, and you can get twice as many, so there's there's another thing.
You just can't break them over people's heads. I like it, Yeah, I do like the idea.
I like it The Five Stars, it's my favorite story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Five Stars at.
The Breakfast Club reunited for the first time in forty years at a convention in Chicago over the weekend. While many of the cast have reunited over the years, this was the first time that Emilio Estevez joined them all.
Molly Ringwold said, quote, we.
Don't have to use the cardboard cutout anymore because he's here, and went on to say how move she was that they were all fine together again. Stevez, who played star athlete Andre Clark or Andrew Clark, admitted that joining the reunion was something that he finally needed to do, and.
They did it in Chicago and that was like the backdrop wherever they.
Every John used everything is in Chicago.
Yeah, you're right, it is cool to see them all. They all look great.
They do then age, No, every one of them looks great.
Those jerks they got all their hair.
All the dudes, they'll always be coached bombay to me. But that's cool to see how it got to where he was, you know.
Yeah, it's It's definitely my favorite story, uh on the blog page today.
So it was the first weekend of the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend, and some of the highlights of it included Lady Gaga headlining Friday night. People are calling it one of the best Coachella sets of all time. Bernie Sanders introduced singer songwriter Claro's set and told people to fight for justice. We had Benson Boone covering Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody with Brian May, even though the crowd didn't really seem to know who Brian May was when he
introduced him. Then Green Days Pyro accidentally set a palm tree on fire, and then Billy Joel Armstrong joined the Go Gos doing their set. We also had weird Al Yankovic making his Coachella debut with Yo Gabba Gabba. I think he performed a Muppet song. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on stage. I didn't know what he did though, I don't know. Weird Owl's there, Like that's what Coachella should always have as a weird owl.
Yeah, like weird Al belongs at coachellen his.
First time is a crime.
Yeah, I didn't understand how he went so long without representation.
All right, you're gonna start with the Astros win.
Yeah.
They got a win yesterday, beating the Angels seven at three.
They took two of three from LA over the weekend. They're now seven and eight on the season. Tonight they'll open up a three game series with the Cardinals on the road. Bramber Valdez is gonna be on the mound for the Strows going up Againt Saint Louis's Sonny Gray first pitches at six forty five, and you can listen to the game on our sister stations, Sports Talk seven ninety and News Radio seven forty K to your.
Age in basketball.
The Rockets lost to the Nuggets yesterday one twenty six to one.
Left. It was a game that had no effect on their playoff standings.
They're now going to await the results of the play in games and they're gonna face whoever the seventh seed is in the West. It's gonna be either the Grizzlies, Warriors, Mavericks or Kings. Game one of their first round series will be on Sunday.
In golf, Rory.
McLeroy when the Masters yesterday, he beat Justin Rose in a playoff hole. It was Rory's first Masters winning his career, and he now becomes just the sixth golfer in history to complete the career Grand Slam, winning the Masters, US Open, British Open, and PGA Championship. He joins Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas, Gary Player, Ben Hogan and Gene Sarazen. But really Tiger Woods is the only modern era golfer. Two have done it, So this is like history. It's him, Tiger Woods and then the oldies.
Yeah, the Ogs.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that it was that elusive.
Yeah, just because I mean, you see a bunch of people win multi Scottie Shepherd has multiple Masters. You have people win the same tournament over and over, but to win all four of them.
Yeah, you can be here.
And I believe the last time he won a major was the time since Tiger's wife through the golf club at him. That whole incident happened. Tiger took that long to win it. In twenty nineteen when he won the Masters, it was that long. It had been eleven years since he had won his last major. Show pretty awesome for Roy McElroy. That's just going on in sports.
It's eleven years that Tiger got the as kicked out of him by his wife.
Well, from the time that happened to the time he won his next major, gotcha?
Okay, all right, okay, guys, that's one hour in the books.
Huh.
Let's play the Texas Hammer Game at about twenty five minutes The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz.
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Morning, rod Ryan Show, Bad Wolf Zombie starting out at seven o'clock hour, And of course it's Monday and it's after seven, so we've got to talk about playing the Texas Hammer Game coming up in just a little bit. I'm gonna get you those Summer of Loud Tour tickets later on this hour, bol Beat tickets next hour one thousand dollars. Alternative Income is back. I have to mention bring on Buzzfest. I believe this is your last week for local bands to apply and send us all of
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Oh what happened to your boy?
Your boy even told us on Friday that he was going to the Astros game.
Right, he didn't go. There's a picture of the Astras things he didn't go.
Ooops, He said he was going to the Astros game.
Joy, Come on, dude, bro, you were so excited. You weren't really giving me a hard time for the first time about it. It was his weekend for six picks and he goes Okay, I actually have a few things going on this weekend.
Yeah, I was excited.
You were going exciting?
When when were you supposed to go to the Astros game at night?
On Friday night?
On Friday night at night?
Okay, so you can't control yourself from the time you leave here until I'm assuming the Astros game was at seven?
Guess.
Okay, so you get out of here about what twelve, eleven thirty, twelve o'clock.
I'm eleven thirty around there.
Okay, So what happened between eleven thirty and then you're supposed to be at dyke In Park at seven?
What happened?
See what had happened?
And here's where the story gets good.
Yeah, so you know, every Friday is my party day.
I always leave work.
And then I go to the local waterhole and then I start, you know, having a couple of adult beverages. Yeah, I meet a couple of friends up there, and then you know, we.
Uh but knowing that you got tickets to the game, yes, you took it easy, I thought.
So sometimes it's different and the.
Past underestimated myself. The week caught up to me. The golf tournament and then I kind of partied a little bit Thursday after word.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
And then Friday I was already kind of tired, and I did my ritual on Friday. Then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna go home and then I'm gonna take a nap, doll lay down.
No, you cannot lay down. You you specifically cannot lay down.
I know.
But so my best friend Mauricio and I were supposed to go to the game.
At what point do you just are you a no show?
Are you sleeping through it? Or did you call him and say, bro, I'm not getting out of that him?
So so I he had texted me asking if I had another pair of tickets, and then I was like, no, man, I only got one.
But I was like, dude, I'm not feeling it. I was like, I have party too hard, pregame too hard. Not gonna make it, you little bit.
Yeah, but I just all right made that call and I said here.
I forwarded him with the tickets and I said, you have fun.
Take a picture for me. I'm supposed to be there for I got six picks this weekend. I told him it's Mauricio six picks. Yeah, So I.
Told him.
I was like, look, I have to take six picks, so you meditate some pictures. Of course, he loves jose L two way, so he takes a picture of well two ways.
Okay.
So then I was just like man, and then you were down for the weekend.
I was out.
I was out.
Yeah, like Friday Happy Hour took him out for the weekend.
Hey, he's ready to go today, isn't he.
Yeah?
Yeah, I don't know if he's so tired now.
Well resting now, all right.
Saturday, I turned my phone out so the neighbors couldn't call me to come to the house and drink or anything.
I was in for the weekend, so.
All right, Well I went out this weekend.
I went to the un Autism gala one on Saturday. It was the Beautiful Minds Belautiful the Blue was the Beautiful mind but it's the host Committee of No Autism. And I ran into big shot Bob. I ran into Robert Ry. Oh wow, yeah, he was out there. So I got a little I get a little selbie with him. I've met him a couple of times. I didn't get into it. I just said, hey, Robert, how are you? You know he's pretty active in the community. He does a lot with these. He's had different galas. I've run
into him a couple of times. He's a really, really nice guy.
You know.
Everybody asked him, dude, how many rings? He's like seven. I can't. I can't ever keep track. I met him like ten.
Times and I'm like how many rings again, and he's like, yes, I like to dude.
All right, So we.
Just to chatted and took a quick little picture. So I just put that up on our Instagram.
At rob Ryan Shood. It was a really good gala. You know.
One cool thing about a lot of a lot of celebs and athletes are starting to do a lot of work with autism, like Astros. The Astros they started about two years ago because Bragman when he was here, one of his uh was it got kids Like his best friend's son had autism.
Oh okay.
Then they were kind of having a like he couldn't go to the games a lot because of what he had, so, uh, Bragman created and the Astros they created a room specifically for kids with that.
They're in the spectrum and yeah.
Yeah, like a special sensory.
Yeah, it's kind to them and you know, like of special room that will be make them feel safe and everything. So it's pretty cool that a lot of places are starting to kind of embrace that.
Yeah, and I forgot what the numbers were, but it was like one in twenty kids or something like that, like on the spectrum right now. I mean, so this was a right event. They raised a lot of money. I gave them some money.
Nice.
This band was playing. Remember you remember deep Blue something?
Uh huh?
I saw that.
I mean it was the blue was the was the theme of.
The gala, but the fact that they got Deep Blue something to play, but they played it like they did the auction and they raised all the money and then the band came on and it's like the crowd really kind of thinned out. They weren't playing to very many people, but it was cool. I didn't see these guys in forever.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah, this song was big.
Remember the song? This song was really really big.
Yeah.
Yeah. They sounded great too.
They sounded awesome. So it was it was a great thing to be at this weekend. So Chili six picks.
You should have done.
Chillis the Chili Mauricio collab.
You didn't say you couldn't have collabs for six picks on links and guests. And then I put up the picture you want to see. Robert Ori looks great too.
Man.
He looks like he can get out on the court right now. He looks like he can get out there right now and play. And I'm tall, he's a huge. Yeah.
The way that I took the picture, he doesn't.
I don't look so ridiculously small around him because I took the selfie with him. But yeah, that's on our Instagram at rod Ryan Show.
Yeah, I've seen him in person. I was like, I ain't taking a picture of that giant.
Yeah, he's a really nice guy. Oh man, I to win the best game in Houston. Who wants it?
Okay, if you want to play the Texas Hammer Game. Chili's just waiting for some calls. He's all fresh and ready to go. Hadn't gotten off the couch since Friday, so he's really ready to go. Seven one, three two.
Call him Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and the rod Ryan Morning Show.
All right, welcome back, everybody. Phone lines are smoking this morning.
Everyone's trying to get in for the Texas Hammer Game. I get it.
We got a pretty good concert ticket up for grabs coming up, so don't go anywhere. Ten percent chance of rank partly cloudy today pies him around eighty seven. A lot of people looking at Chili sick. Well, Mauricio six picks, Chili six picks. All right, the Chili Mauricio collab six picks. So I see a lot of people look at that Lincoln get right?
Now?
What else? What's trending?
Well, Blue Origin is trending.
The first all female crew to go into space was girls.
A little over an hour from now.
I's gonna have Katie Kerry, Gail King, Lauren Sanchez, Aisha bo Amanda, Wynn, and Carrie and Flynn aboard the flight for about sixty two minutes.
That'll be pretty cool for them.
Does everybody know that Lauren Sanchez.
Is Jeff Bezos Beyonce Okay, and she's like, can.
I borrow your rockets?
So I'd like to go.
Could I borrow the rocket? Please? Can I get the keys to the rocket?
I'm gonna take a couple of girls just for a quick, little eleven minute storic things, yeah, such as getting engaged to Jeff Bezos. Yeah, so that's going off today in about an hour.
I'm surprised Bunny XO wasn't on that. I feel like she would have been able to get milk Monday is also trending.
Fernanda Agnes was submitted to us by listener Josh, and a lot of people are checking her out this morning. Ye yeah, the world famous route Ie show page at the Buzz dot com. And then the other thing I saw treading was Kyrie Lay, the former LSU star receiver was found dead in Houston over the weekend.
He was just twenty four years old.
He was supposed to report to court today in Baton Rouge for a neckless negligent homicide case. And it just it just seems like a lot of dark stuff could be going on with this h this guy's death. That uh just just tragic stuff, right dead, that's just training and every by the Buzz.
Hey, he was going in the draft, Yeah, just shorten drafted.
Wow. That's sad. Okay, super sad.
This is them Mandler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. Oh boy, Okay what Ron Ryan on ninety four.
By the bun.
Sorry, I was multitasking. Oh yeah, checking out the milf Monday.
It is pretty good. I want to wonder that guy was drove his truck off the road this month. All right, all right, focus, focus.
Texas Hammer Game.
We got some clips here of well one clip of the Texas Hammer spitting some lyrics. You're going for the name of the band and the name of the song. What do we have on the chopping block right now? A pair of tickets to the Summer of Loud Tour twenty twenty five, I Prevail, Bear Tooth, Kill Switch, Engage, Parkway Drive, along with The Devil Wears Prada, The Amity Affliction, Alpha Wolf, I mean, all these bands June twenty.
Eighth out of the Woodlands Pavilion.
Sure, Ticketmaster has your tickets, but win them from us, man, That's what Kirk wants to do. Kirk, You dude, welcome in on the Texas Hammer Game.
Are you ready?
I'm ready?
All right?
Are you good at this? Have you ever like? Have you heard it before the game? Oh?
Yeah, I've won before.
Okay, you've won the Texas Hammer Game, yes, sir? All right? What's that clock ticking in the background. Oh that's my blinkers. I serve my hazards on. I'm driving a truck.
Oh, okay, all right, dude, let's take a listen. This guy's won before Alex.
Here we go. The page is out of print. We are not permanent. Well are temper temporary, dude. Name of the band, name of the song, Kirk, You're on.
Three two?
How about food Fighter? Didn't get it in?
Kirk?
Seven one three two one two five nine four five. Chris, You're next up. Good morning, Chris, Hello, Hello, welcome to the Texas Hammer Game. Have you won the Texas Hammer Game before?
No?
I have not?
Okay, Kirk did? Okay, let's take a listen to the Texas Hammer Here.
The page is out of print. We are not permanent. We are temporary temporary.
I like how he tried to rhyme in there too. Yeah, it was nice how we bended that word, Chris. Name of the band, name of the song?
Is it the Food Fighters?
Creditory?
No, No, it is not, Chris, it is not seven one three two one two, five, nine four five, Very close.
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Seven twenty nine, The girls going up in space.
About an hour from now, Yeah, eight thirty.
Our time, that central time.
Yep, Lauren Sanchez got the girls together going up in space. I want to see their their space outfits. I got all that stuff. There's a separate link up for you on Links and Guests.
I just looked. It is the milf. It is that melf. I don't know what the heck. Everyb's losing to mind.
One hundred and thirty three percent more traffic on our website this morning than on our average Monday.
One hundred and thirty three good percent more MILF Monday.
Looking at girls, Oh, Sarah, Michelle Geller's birthday today, Olivia Mon Britney, Eva Mendez on there and then people checking out the rocket. That link's doing well. I want to know what's going on. Yeah, girls in space?
Man three all right?
Ten percent chances reigned high of eighty seven today. Let's go back to the phones. So we got people stumped on this one.
Here, this is dam Adler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game.
Here you go, room for one more in that capsule. W Ron Ryan on ninety more by baiting. All right, let's go my prediction eight twenty five. Gail King loses her mind and says, get me off this ride day.
Yes, I that Oprah's texting her. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Do you think they asked Oprah first? I mean, Gail King, Let's be honest. It's Oprah's best friend. It's it's it's Oprah ordering Oprah from Timu. You definitely wanted Oprah on that ship, and Oprah said no, she.
Was too busy in Red College.
Yeah, all right.
Daniel is next up. Daniel, Good morning, Good morning, Welcome to the Texas Hammer Game. How you doing today?
Doing great? Doing great? Riding into work right now?
Okay, what do you do.
At Digel Mechanic? Nice, that's a man. Got a man on the phone here. Okay, look at his hands. The man hands. All right, Daniel, you're gonna get this. Let's take a listen.
The pages out of print.
We are not permanent. We are temporary. Temporary. Name of the band, name of the song, Daniel.
That rod is Trew Fighters the Pretender.
Oh we finally got there.
I'll tell you what we had a couple of people that got close to the pin. But the diesel mechanic Diesel, Daniel, you got it. Congratulations, Thanks, I appreciate it. I've been trying for like fifteen years to get in.
With you guys. Chillie. Let this guy through. Man, what the heck?
I like Diesel, Daniel, bring me the horizon. No, that was the last hour. Oh, this is the summer of loud Tour. I prevail, Bear Tooth, kill Switch, engage in about ten other bands.
Dude, you're in. I'm other side it.
Man, I'm gonna take my wife. We're gonna have a blast.
Oh, you guys are gonna have a blast.
Dude.
All right, Daniel. Thanks, I'm glad we finally got you on. I'm glad you won.
Okay, thank you, brother, Thank you.
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That's our that's my food Fighters, my favorite bands, still my favorite band, food Fighters.
They've been really quiet.
There's been a few Dave Grol sightings here and there, but man, it's amazing how they nuked their schedule.
Yeah for this long. When was it that we announced wasn't.
It wasn't a full year ago, but I feel like it's.
Been a while. Listen, everybody in the Food Fighters, they got all of my that they need.
But this was a band that worked harder than any other band out there, that just constantly, NonStop, was putting out albums and touring and just it was just an absolute machine. And then Dave Grohl with the announcement of having a baby outside of his marriage, and the whole thing got nuked, and just everything's been on hold, and you really haven't seen the rest of the guys in the band. You know, you hadn't seen like Pat Smear he's jumping on stage with this guy, or you're seeing
Nate Mendel. I don't know if everybody knows the other guys that are in the band, but you know it's it's Dave's man. But you don't really see those guys out and about either, you know. But except for a few things here and there with Dave Grohl, it's been nothing.
They're gonna drop something. It's just out of blue. I'm like, oh, that's what I feel like.
They are always doing something. If I had to bet, they're like recording an album or something right now, you.
Know, Oh this is us again?
Is he allowed to write about he's working on his marriage?
He might actually, for the first time in his life, he writes me, he might not be doing anything except working on the marriage and trying to figure out, Okay, how do we navigate these waters now?
Would would imagine as a musician, though, like it's just like put Indeed.
He does seem like he's got just stuff pouring out of him at all times. He probably wants to write about it.
Maybe you just put that on a bookshelf and you're like, we're not going to use this stuff.
Yeah, I don't know if the wife wants a bunch of songs about this, if he's trying to work on keeping the wife. I don't think she wants a bunch of tunes about it. I wouldn't, I wouldn't need it. No, it's like no, no, no, no, this chapter is closed. We're we're not singing about this one. We're not gonna you know. So I don't know what they're doing. But boy, it's been a long time. It's been a long time since a machine that was so busy and so active. This is the only thing that could have slowed.
Dave rolled down.
Partly Claudia's guy's ten percent chance of rain hides of around eighty seven today.
Uh I hit something, probably, yeah, I'll probably hit something. Just be careful on that.
For about the last month now, ever since the rodeo started, we started just NonStop. I'm seeing Okay, here's five years after after the pandemic. It's five years year. Like you know, we even talked about it when the world kind of shut down when they canceled the rodeo, and it's like, okay, boom, we're gonna take two weeks off.
We're just gonna step outside. We're gonna go inside for a little bit.
We're gonna wait two weeks and then boom, socially distance from yep, and then it'll be fixed.
In two weeks. Though it'll be no deal.
Let's all just you know, we are five years from when we went through the nuttiest thing in our in our lifetimes. The number is fifty seven percent of Americans are back in the office full time. There's still a little hybrid thing. Our account executives, like the sales staff, are they.
Here every day? Are they still doing a hybrid thing? Are they?
Are they feel like it is a hybrid thing, although there are people that do come in more than others.
Okay of people. This is how this is the breakdown in America. Like, I mean, we just talked to the diesel engine mechanic. He can't he can't work on diesel engines at home.
It's still zoom do this.
Yeah, like he's gonna go in the office.
You know.
We tried it for a little bit. Alex and Chili came in. They were in separate rooms. You weren't allowed to be in the same room with somebody. Yeah, And then and Tessa and I weren't supposed to be in the same room. But she came over to my house. She was living in the Heights at the time. Immediate rule immediately because I couldn't do it. I didn't want her in her apartment and me in my house. I said, get your ass over here. So she wrote a bike over in the morning, and we just did it. This
is the breakdown. Seventy percent of employed Americans work full time, seventeen percent of people out there working part time. And then you got thirteen percent of people out there that are self employed. So fifty seven percent of Americans work full time and are going into work. Twenty four percent of people now work exclusively from home. One in four people work from home. Eighteen percent of some kind of a hybrid arrangement, some days in the office and some at home.
I hated it. I didn't like being at home. Yeah, I always wondered, and you know, we did it. We tried to do it, and we're like, Okay, what would you like just to roll out of bed?
Even if I come up with some kind of half assed hybrid contract after this or whatever.
Like I'll be at home for a couple of days. I hated it. It was awful.
I can't this is this is I need to be here, where we're standing, where I'm standing right now. I need to be here right It's it's my stage, though, even though it's terrible.
Doing stuff like I get sidetracked and I know that just might be me the discipline thing, but like I'm like, well, there was an episode of the Office on this I sat down and I finished that crap. Im I supposed top on a call, like I would have missed that stuff. I know there's people that are more disciplined than I am. For me, it's like I just need to be here and then separate work in home.
We're just jealous if you're able to work from home. Set around and your paonies Houston's Rock and Altar.
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I mean, I'm trying to get you to look at these other things, but the Milk Monday is just kind of killing right now.
Oh, in this there's a link up for this now. Something going on here with chicks and space.
Today, Yeah, dude, well, good morning everyone.
Blue Origin is set to launch its first all female crew into space aboard the new Shepherd Rocket today in n S thirty one mission, then S thirty one mission excuse me, scheduled for eight thirty am hour time from West Texas. It's going to carry six accomplished women on an eleven minute suborbital flight reaching sixty two miles above the Earth.
Dude, the girls are in the elevator right now, gotcha this slaying Gail King has not backed out yet. She flat out doesn't look happy any of the Yeah, she's gonna lose it.
You had to do all this training. She's not your back out. They had to go through training. Ride, I'll tell you here in.
A second training to be on a roller coaster. No, it's different, okay.
This marks the first all female space flight since Valentina Terris terrash Cova's solo mission in nineteen sixty three. On board today's flight's going to be Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, Aishibo, Amanda Win and Carrie and Flynn. The crew is going to experience weightlessness and observe Earth's curvature. During the brief journey, They have undergone extensive training, including zero gravity simulations and emergency procedures.
Okay, yeah, that's extensive training. Mod all right.
Who comes down with the fullest diaper? Gail Kin?
Probably if she doesn't, If she doesn't lose it beforehand, that diaper starts to be filled.
I mean it's eleven minutes. I think she might be able to hold it together. Yeah, eleven minutes.
The launch is going to be streamed on Blue Origins website as well as space dot com.
I'm at space dot com right now.
Do it.
Check it out, ladies.
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro and his family were first to evacuate their official residence in Harrisburg after narsonist set fire to the building while they were asleep yesterday morning. The fire broke out around two am on the first night of passover, shortly after the Shapiro family had shared a photo celebrating the holiday. Governor Shapiro condemned the attack as targeted violence and reaffirmed his commitment to openly practicing his faith.
Authorities have arrested.
Thirty eight year old Cody Balmer of Harrisburg in connection with the incident. Tax Day is tomorrow and a ton of Americans are still working on them.
Snuck up on me again, Yeah, April fifteenth. It always gets me m well.
A poll taken on Friday found the two thirds of Americans that already filed their taxes don't need to this year. Sixteen percent of people were still working on them, nine percent had it sergeant, and another nine percent said that they weren't sure. People in their twenties were the most likely to say that they hadn't done them yet, and around half of people said that they find tax season stressful.
Oh it is.
It's very an Olympic years, So you don't have to pay your taxes. Oh that's not true, So I only pay on Olympic years.
Really give some bad advice on that.
I just want to listen to this song.
Oh this is White Lotus.
This is the good version of the interro song.
So you finally watched White Lotus the third season one day and the like she really liked it. Yeah, you said that it was not as good as the first season, but better than the second season.
I thought so.
Yeah, and there was some crossover can you watch the third season without watching one and two?
I think so you could, but it.
Would enhance you, like, look up a little backstory. But yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty separate on its own.
Yeah, you do kind of need some stuff though, I think from the previous season.
But Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter was in it, and I could not see that the whole time. He's trying to be like a North Carolina guy. He's like, you are You're you are Baltimore's boy.
Oh you do it?
He's John Ham light, Yes, he looks like knock off John Ham Okay. Oh he was the guy from Duke Yes, the father. Oh he's so hate heable.
But so White.
Lotus season three star Amy lou Wood has been pretty vocal about not liking the attention she gets for her unique teeth. She wasn't very amused with Saturday Night Live
parodied her looks. This weekend, SNL did a skit called the White Potus with President Trump and his family as well as other political figures as White Lotus inspired characters and Sarah German parody to Amy Lou's character from the show and wore over pronounced fake teeth and a series of Instagram posts would said quote, I did find the SNL thing mean and done funny. Such a shame because I had a great time watching it a couple of weeks ago. Yes, take the piss, for sure, but that's
what the show is about. But there must be a cleverer, more nuanced, less cheap way at least get the accent right. She did say that she's received apologies from SNL, but did not mention who interesting. You have to know that's gonna be what they do when they make fun of your character, Like it is a mockery of all of the characters I have.
I've seen a clip of it.
It's funny, but that.
I don't know, Like you had really British teeth, and then that's what that's what people mock of British people's teeth.
Yeah, they're not out of line at all.
I don't think so either, But I can't understand like being having a feeling shirt, you.
Know, And she's really good in white.
Look, she's she's probably the best character, like the one you're rooting for the most and like anybody, but she was probably the only person I did like.
She wasn't hateable or the guard was not hateable either.
We'll get into it. We can get into that.
But so, jelly Roll recently announced that he's down almost two hundred pounds. I don't know what that is in dollars, but two hundred pounds. He appeared on Pat McAfee's show, and when asked about his weight last journey, he said, quote, I started at four five hundred and forty pounds and now I'm at three hundred and fifty seven.
Pounds this morning. Baby.
He also went on to say that he's losing another one hundred pounds so that he can go skydiving with his wife, and according to most normal skydiving procedures, the max you can weigh is two hundred and fifty pounds. There's no word though, on what Bunny Xo's thoughts are on all of this. If I find out anything, I will get back to you guys immediately. She is really who we care about when you talk about jelly Roll.
Katy Perry just entered the capsule. Let's go, Katie. Katy Perry's in.
She got the eye of attire.
She's gonna be fine. She's gonna be fine.
I hear her roar.
Oh yeah, from space.
Those are Euston's headlines.
All right, Astro's big week. Yeah, and Tullie, how was the game? Oh, he didn't go well.
In spirit he was there and in spirit it worked out because the Ashers did take two or three.
From La over the weekend. They beat him yesterday seven to three.
They're seven to eight on the season, a game away from five hundred and Tonight they're gonna open up a three game series with the Cardinals on the road. Bramber Val Desileby on the mount for the strow is going to against Saint Louis's Sonny Gray. First pitch is at six forty five, and you can listen to the game on our sister stations, Sports Talk seven to ninety and News Radio seven KTRH. In basketball, the Rockets lost to
the Nuggets yesterday one twenty six to one eleven. It was a game that had no effect on their playoff standings. They're gonna now await the results of the playing games and they're gonna face whoever the seventh seed ends up being in the Western Conference, so it'll either be the Grizzlies, Warriors, Mavericks, or Kings.
Game one of their first round series will be on Sunday.
Yeah.
Rory McElroy when the Masters yesterday he'd be justin Rolls in a playoff. It was McElroy's first Masters win in his career. He now becomes just the sixth golfer in history to complete the career Grand Slam, winning the Masters, US Open, British Open, and PGA Championship. He joins Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas, Gary Player, Ben Hogan and Jean Seth Sarah's in It was eleven years previous time that he had won a major, so a lot of people were saying he was cooked. He had blown it at the Masters
a couple of times. He almost blew it. Yesterday, Rory came through when he needed to. Congratulations to Ry McElroy. That is what's going on in sports, rock and alternative for hust The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am, The Buzz, No No.
No ninety four five, The Buzz three eleven down Bike, butter show up me but ten percent chance of rain party. Cloudy pies him around eighty seven. Got my first email, ask it about my butter lamb? Oh yeah, am I making a butter lamb? Obviously have to is a frog's ass water tight. Of course, I'm making a butter lamb. I'm making a butter cake this year too.
Oh yeah, yeah, a lamb or.
No, I'm sitting buttercake, a lamb cake. I'm on the hook for bringing a cake to a little Easter thing we're doing. Uh My mom made this as a child. I know you had the some bunny. I got a bunny mold too, and I already because we already made London and I already made bunny corn bread.
In the bunny mold. The lamb is the lamb seems.
A little bit more intricate hand car It's kind of like a three date thing. No, I carved the I carved the butter lamb.
You can go look it up.
It's a thing, and it's not just something that I do. The cake I've never done before. We grew up eating a lamb cake on Chris on Easter Sunday.
Jesus did as well, of course, grown Jesus.
They just just shredded apart of lamb and ate it. So we just go with a cake lamb. I'll take pictures of everything.
Don't want We got a die egg. I'm dying eggs.
I'm not dying marshmallows like you said, or potatoes. You're gonna die marshmallows.
I'm dying eggs. Are you gonna die eggs with your kid? I mean she can't do it yet, but you do.
You do it for the photo op, like you're dying the eggs and you have your kid there this week would imagine, there you go, there you go. So my week looks like this, butter lamb at some point, lamb cake, dying eggs. I'm gonna do all that stuff during the week because your week holiest week of the year, the holiest. It's the holiest week of the year. Everyone thinks Chris Christmas gets all the headlines. Easter's the in the Catholic Church. Easter is Marty Grass. Easter is the bomb.
Easter is it?
So that's how you're gonna celebrate.
We're gonna be your good Friday.
John was already asking Other John. I think maybe he wants to come and pick up his prizes. He sent me a selfie. Other John is your current champion for the fresh out of bed? Did I say shirtless selfie selfie?
I just no, She keep photoshopping Michael he On Just some might ripped dude's body.
Other John sent me a picture of him and his dog. It's at Rod Ryan Show on the Stories. So Other John is the freshot of bed.
Head to head. I know, I'm bouncing around all over the place. Chili six Picks website is on fire today.
It's a good day to check out the website for sure.
Yeah, we are still one hundred and eighteen percent more traffic. That Milph is doing good looking at girls. The music blog page Blue Origin Rocket loaded with chicks.
Chili backs me up on this. Chili. Gail King does not look happy. She's like, God, damn it.
I wish Oprah would have said yes, so they didn't ask me Like, Gail King does not look cool in any of her photographs.
She looks like she's nervous. That diaper is being filled.
Up right now.
Oh yeah, they're in the capsule. They're not launching it until late thirty. But yeah, they're all wearing it. They're all DipEd up. So Gail King comes down with the messiest diaper. I'm predicting it now, but you you back me.
Up on this.
She doesn't look happy.
Yeah, I'm about to post a picture of her right now on Facebook and socials, so y'all can see.
Yeah, she looks miserable. She's about to go into space. She looks like me in line for Space Mountain at Disney, like, you know, I'm not happy. I'm doing this for my kid. I'm not happy. I mean, she realizes it's a momentous thing. It's a huge thing. It's historical, the whole thing, all these chicks in space. She couldn't say no, right, why did you ask me?
Though?
What she looks like.
The crazy thing is that every girl they had a ring a bell as they're trying to go to load in.
I didn't see her ringing no.
She went second, the first lady all smiles. Gail is like, oh god, I can believe the rest of the girls or all smiling. Katy Perry takes like thirty seconds ringing the veil.
Oh yeah, Gail King is yeah, and that's an Oprah right now.
God darn, it's funny. I mean it's funny. I'm about.
Nineteen minutes still lift off. Okay, Chicks in Space today, and then on three Things you Must See Today, I got a you know, I don't know if we're gonna try it, if we're gonna hit it big with this. But I got a baby Walrus seems to be a pretty big hit online right now.
How would it not be?
So a baby walrus was rescued in Alaska last supper. Her name is Uki, Uki the baby Walrus. She was dehydrated, malnourished, needed some cuddle care from the zoo keepers, and she couldn't be released back into the wild. So she's living at Sea World in Orlando and doing great and flourishing three hundred and fifty pounds right now and still growing. There's a female walrus over there. Kaboodle has been kind
of acting as her adoptive mother. So you got Kaboodle, but you got Uki baby Walris big hit.
Online right now.
That's three things you must see, so hit us up. Check out Chili six Picks Chili and Mauricio's six Picks Chili six. Mauricio gets the Mauriciah.
Took the baton on a few of those.
I'll take a short break and I'll come back and I'll get you some bull Beat, Hailstorm tickets, Rock and Alternative Where The Rod Ryan Morning.
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Alride, Welcome Back, everybody, I got a great I got a great pair of tickets for somebody coming up.
So stay right there. Oh, I just what I gotta talk about?
What we're gonna talk about? Bro, we are your trending first.
But I know I'm just saying, coming up sperm racing.
Oh, finally we're getting to that.
Have you seen this anywhere?
I saw a little bit of it.
Yeah, it's a start up in LA. They're launching the first sperm racing league.
Dude, this you can bet on it.
Love that.
All right, I'm gonna tell you all about it.
Come, I can't wait.
Okay, Partly Clauda Sky's ten percent chance.
Of rain hides up around eighty seven Blue Orange June, and that is trending again.
Seven minutes, first all female crew to go into space is happening. And yeah, just a little over seven minutes, it's got Katie Perry, Gail King, Lauren Sanchez, Aisha bo Amanda Win and Perry Ann Flynn are making her history today and you watch it on space dot Com.
There's Gail King, She's kicking out the window. She wants to.
Galeol.
She just starts like kicking the window, get me off of this thing. What out Yeah, they're all in there, so it's looking like it's going to happen.
It's definitely Oprah's there, is she? Yeah, Oprah's there. They're interviewing her right now, so I mean she's got to be there for her bestie. Oh yeah, you know they asked Oprah first. You know they did that. Oprah said, no, Hope, are he's doing that?
Opes?
It's like, I'm a billionaire, I'm not going in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's risk management. Okay, that's what she's all about, right, yeah, all right?
What else is tread Masters? Is training?
Roy McElroy won the Masters for the first time yesterday, completing the career grand Slammy's now want of six people ever in golf you win for major?
Is he a famous wife girlfriend chippy because she's with them?
I think I don't know. He's a hashtag girl dad. I saw he was picking up his daughter after after he won.
Okay, but yeah, I don't know.
I guess usually the day after somebody wins something, they're like so and so wife is like the most googled thing.
So I guess Mary mclroy wife.
I'd imagine she's a nice looking irishwoman, milf Monday is the other. Speaking of nice looking women, milf Monday is trending Fernanda Agnes, submitted to us by listener Josh.
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And now more rich than she was. Four million dollars he gets pretty sick.
Four mil. All right, I've got some tickets here. I think Rory's worth a lot of money.
Oh yeah, I mean, if you get like top twenty, you're making He's got bank.
He's got four million in his couch cushions.
I would love to just be like a seventh play a skulfer in any major and then just walk away after.
I got a pair of tickets to go see Bold Beat the greatest of all tours worldwide.
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This is gonna be the next thing that you bet on stupidly. But I almost didn't want to talk about it because I don't need you bet.
In any more than you already do. But this is gonna be the next thing that you're gonna be laying out money on for sure. All right, call for those tickets.
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Alex has been talking about that. Yes, all right, I gotta make some phone calls today.
Olympic.
I gotta make some phone calls. It's Alex.
There's there's no how do you think they find the Olympics patches every two years?
There is no connection to paying your taxes every year and the Olympics being every four years.
Those things are not intertwined.
It falls on an election year than You're good.
No, dude, you gotta pay your taxes every year.
I don't know about that ten percent chance of rain partly cloudy Hi eighty seven. Do not follow him for more investment's financial advice.
Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Who's on the phone. My name is John. Hi John, how are you?
What's up?
Brother Rode?
Happy Monday to you. Gail King just busted through the window of the capsules.
True, I'm watching it. Just strappeday Ray make her story.
Sorry, I'm watching these else getting ready to go into space over here.
Hey, dude, your caller number ten dingrats. I appreciate you, brother. I appreciate you.
Man.
I appreciate you. John.
You got Volby hailstorm tickets July twenty ninth, I think seventy one to three Music Hall.
You're in, man, I'm excited, brother. I appreciate you. I'm excited for you. All right, hang on for me, dude, It's John. Everybody, all right? Where are we at with this capsule?
It looks like a penis, So.
In a momentary we'll see those what they call the big checks, the built in test checks as you mentioned for sin inside the capsule.
Okay, are the behind We're supposed to go up at eight thirty tricks are going into space today Lauren Sanchez, who's the fiancee of Jeff Bezos, Amazon guy.
That's his rocket. Yeah, and she hands selected, she.
Hands selected a female, all female crew, Katie Perry. You know she's gonna try to saying something up there.
I hope so.
So they're gonna be up there for what the whole thing's eleven.
Minutes in and out Disney.
All right, I see some smoke coming out of the penis capsule. The capsule like an ovary, big space badge speaking of here it comes, read my lips, space badge. Here comes the emails. Okay, I'm sorry because I'm just I'm thinking of other things there going all right, rocket took off.
Check this out my favorite degenerate gambler, Alex P.
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I need something, need something new to bet on.
You know, golf, Golf's done, the Masters is over.
Here's a fresh option for you. The newest sport that nobody had on their bingo card. Sperm racing a startup in LA it's launching the first sperm Racing League.
And they say it's not a joke.
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It took me three times. iHeart did not want me to click. I heart did.
Why is educational.
I heart flat out did not want me going to sperm Racing dot Com today. They asked me three times, are you sure?
Are you sure? I'm like, yes, I need this for the show sperm Racing dot Com.
I have some questions. Okay, let me see if I let me let me get through some of this just to see if it's in here, because I too have some questions, like.
What is the arena?
They're gonna live stream it on April twenty fifth from the Hollywood Palladium.
Is someone the arena?
Like?
Is there a sunset boulevard.
Female volunteer that will be the arena for this?
Like a fluffer? Oh oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, okay, when they race, Okay, I can answer this. Okay, I can answer this. They built a microscopic racetrack. Okay, so guys can go head to head and see who's got the fastest swimmers. Now the track somehow, Mimi. The dynamics of a woman's reproductive system if you think about it, like all dude swimmers, they're all racing to get to the egg. Like, believe it or not, you, uh, I'm
a winner. You were the fastest swimmer to that egg so fast, like you're the smartest one that So I don't think there's an actual egg involved. But it's a microscopic race track that they're gonna have to kind of.
The Taladega Motor Speed Bat, and they're gonna put it.
They're gonna put it on the big screens. Now.
They say there's a whole point to this to bring attention to fertility and to turn health into a competition because it's something.
You can train for just like any other sport.
It's about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about.
Track and improve.
The new leg The new league's gonna have everything that other sports have, press conferences, weigh in, play by play commentary, and of course here's what mann Alex betting.
You're gonna be able to play bat. You'd be able to pick your favorites to bet on the winners.
First race is going to feature competitors from UCLA and USC crosstown rivalry.
Oh Man out the record books.
So like, is this going to be like they want to get celebrities involved, Like.
At a sperm bank when you go to get I don't know how to get some seed ladies. Yeah, it shows you like this person was a doctor gp like does it show like the GPAs and like this person.
Was an athlete? Do you get Yeah, the public stories of these sperms.
Maybe because you're like, I'm gonna go with the guy. If anybody was a swimmer, I'm going to bet the swimmer.
It probably was a piece of paper with like a take a number thing and it's like boom, you want to some college kid probably got twenty five bucks.
Okay, toss it in a cup and then they're gonna use it for the games.
That's pretty sid Now do you know how awesome it would be to win? Like if your sperm was the winner of these races, Like I would never not talk about it.
They want to get celebrities involved.
First thought them Powell, he's probably a smoke everybody dude. Nick Cannon, Uh yeah, Nick.
Cannon, Antonio KUMARTI, Tyreek Hill, get them all three of them, Nick Cannon, they have like seventy kids combined.
Would be the Jordan of sperm racing. Like he would be what's the best NASCAR guy ever? Bubb Wallace Okay, he'd be the bubble Wallace of this, the bubble Wallace of it.
Yeah, I have a link up for sperm racing. I mean I will be checking it out where you can place your bets. Uh, that's just one of the links.
That now soon's there.
They're going to have the spermspying like a gate and then be like on your markets that go or is this going to be a microscopic racetrack?
The fellas they're going to have to get it out then.
I don't know.
They somehow they wrangle for pig racing. I mean they can wrangle a little different.
I don't know.
Doson's somebody were able to pull off these races. So what a time to be a live link is up?
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Ninety four or five the bus, Good morning rod Ryan Show. The girls are back on Earth. The girls are back. You gotta get your stuff all updated for the next Houston Headlines. Chicks in Space today, Katie Perry, everybody, they're doubt they're already they're back like ten minutes.
Well is that just the booster? Oh? Is that it ain't just the booster?
There?
It is? So you're right.
It's like sometimes I gotta educate you in space because I'm the one here that knows all about space like they be'st way. The booster has to come back down. He doesn't have the cool chopsticks. That's the They're on their way down right now. Look at them fall in a little capsule. Okay, so they probably experienced the waightlessness already.
Pretty choppy video at space dot Com couldn't really hear what was going on. They didn't show the girls in the capsule themselves. Imagine they're waiting to see you know.
They don't want to What if they were having a bad hair day.
My guess is they didn't go live in the capsule in case there might be barfall over that thing. Yeah, Gail King might be barfing and crapping and everything right now, So they didn't show it live. Dude, Gail King gets out. She's just a mess, all right, the caps the capsule.
Is making its way down her.
All right. Well, Alex will have more on this coming up in Houston's headlines. Uh, the all the first all woman space mission. They're now astronauts. You have to go in there and then you become an astronaut once you.
Once you this is my ameliaire.
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It was trending earlier, probably still is, uh, but listen, Chili six picks.
Is what everyone really needs to see. I haven't been able to pull myself away from space dot com. The girls have not come out of the capsule yet, but I know you got more coming up on.
That Steen percent chance of rain partly Claudi's Guy's highs today of around eighty seven Alex.
Here's his headlines. Please well, good morning everyone.
Her story has just been made.
The ladies in the Blue Origin Rocket New Shepherd just arrived back on Earth and it looks like el King.
We don't know she made it. We don't know that she made it.
We don't hear. We haven't heard that she had it made it.
Nobody has left the capsule yet, but it has safely parachuted back down to Earth.
That was a quick ride and they were up there for I mean it was quick in and out.
It was the first all female crew, yeah, to go to space, the first all female space flight since Valentina Terrish cove Is solo mission in nineteen sixty three. On board it was Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King, Aisha bo Amanda Win, and Carrie Anne Flynn.
Jeff Bezos has just opened up the door. The hatch is open. Who's gonna come out? I mean they gotta le Lauren Sanchez come out first, right, Yeah, because she's got to go kiss her boyfriend.
Okay, so she's Saturday.
There you go.
We got a hug.
No kids out first, so listen, kayle King. They probably had to clean her up. They were in that capsule for about twenty minutes.
Oh, I see sponges.
Yeah, they have sponge and they just bar fa towels and that is Katie Perry.
Okay, yeah, I guess they're coming out in order of importance. Just kissing the ground.
Kissing the ground, ladies.
Her story has happened, and you can go watch what's going on right now at space dot com.
I'm on the live chat. They're calling them tourist tremats.
Yeah, so it was like, wait, they went to space in eleven minutes. Space.
Isn't that hard to get to If you just have a rocket, you go up and then come right back down and go to Mars.
We have a link up on links and guests.
In some other news, Russia launched a devastating missile attack on the Ukrainian city of Samai yesterday, resulting in the deaths of at least thirty four civilians, including two children, and injuring over one hundred and seventeen others. The assault, which occurred during Palm Sunday celebrations, is considered the deadliest single attack on Ukrainian civilians since twenty twenty three on.
One of the missiles targeted the congress center of Samai State University, while the other detonated above a public street, calling widespread destruction. The timing of the attack has raised concerns abou Russia's commitment.
To peace talks.
In lighter news, Jet Puffed wants people to save money this season by dying marshmallows instead of eggs. They even sold special die kits on Walmart's website this weekend that immediately sold out. Each Dip and Decorate kit, as they're calling them, came with six dies, a set of decorating pins, and a pack of jumbo marshmallows that are roughly the same size as eggs. You also got a pink egg carton to dry them in with a label on it that says farm Fresh Marshmallows. If you didn't get a set,
you can still DEI wyatt. A bag of marshmallows is definitely cheaper than dozens or than a dozen of eggs, and you're gonna get twice as many.
I don't know. I think I'm missed economy. Let's die some marshmallows.
I'm doing the eggs this week.
My favorite story. You think it'd be the Chicks in Space, It's not. It's it's this reunion.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
So the five stars of.
The Breakfast Club reunited for the first time in forty years at a convention in Chicago. While many of the casts reunited over the years, this was the first time that Emilio Estevez joined them all. Molly Ringwold said, we don't have to use the cardboard cutout anymore because he's here, and when to say how moved she was that they were all finally together once again. Stevez, who played star athlete Andrew Clark, admitted that joining the reunion was something that he finally needed to do.
And they were in Chicago and we talked about it earlier today. They all look awesome.
They do.
They all look really really good. You don't need to remake everything. But they would they ever do any kind of They will follow up, they will would they do something they now that they've all come together, and they'll have cameos in it. I guess Amelia Westevez is the biggest one out of them. He is a Sheen, He's a Shah, Charlie Sheen's brother.
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know if they'll do something.
I look great though, pretty cool and you go see this at the World Finish Ride, ran sho pages of buzz dot com.
If we need to look at it.
This past weekend was also the first weekend of the Coachella Music Festival, and some of the highlights included Lady Gaga headlining Friday Night in what people are calling one of the best Coachella sets of all time, Bernie Sanders introducing singer songwriter Clara's and telling people to fight for justice.
He had Benson Boone covering Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody with Brian May from Queen, even though the crowd didn't really seem to have any clue who he was when he was introduced, Green Day's Pyro accidentally setting a palm tree on fire, Billy Joe Armstrong joining the Go Gos during their set, and weird Al Yankovic making his Coachella debut with Yo Gabba Gabe the Sun Rocks.
Yeah, this guy is. This guy's pretty happening right now.
When he did that flip at the Grammys, Yeah, then he he.
Arrived and he had really cool pants on it on with his set with Brian May, well, he's wearing those.
Well, he's wearing those like jumpsuits. Yeah, so doing the Queen cover really made sense. Brian May coming out I thought was amazing. I watched the clip. I was like, I couldn't real great it was, And you're right. I don't know if the people at Coachella knew who Brian May was un teenagers.
Oh come on, but yeah, you can go see this is the coach It blog page.
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Astros good weekend. Yeah, Chili really got those bats on fire. It was the the Mauricio. They were like, Chili could have been here, Well, we gotta show up.
Yeah, it was.
Mauricio was a game. Chili couldn't make it.
His spirit he was there, he was tight. But the Astros beat the Angels seven to three yesterday. They took two of three from LA over the weekend. They now seven and eight on the season. Tonight they're gonna open up a three game series with the Cardinals on the road. Framber Valdez will be on the mound for the Stros, going up against Saint Louis's sunny gray. First pitch is at six forty five, and you can listen to the game on our sister station's Sports Talk seven ninety and
News Radio seven forty KTRH. In basketball, the Rockets lost to the Nuggets yesterday one twenty six to one eleven. It was a game that had no effect on their playoff standings. They're now gonna wait the results of the playing games that happened Tomorrow and Wednesday. They'll face whoever the seventh seed is in the West, So it'll be either the Grizzlies, Warriors, Mavericks or Kings at the Rockets for Game one of their first round series that will
begin on Sunday. Rory McElroy when the Masters yesterday beating Justin Rose in a playoff. It was McElroy's first ever Masters win and he now becomes just the sixth golfer in history to complete the career Grand Slam, winning the Master's US Open, British Open, and PGA Championship. He joins Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas, Gary Player, Ben Hogan, and Gene Sarazin in that club.
That is what's happening in sports.
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It's Green Day. Bolivard had broken dreams. They were all over the place at Coachella. There's a link up like watching some of those clips. Lady Gaga turned in one of the best sets ever. Everyone's just raving about it, like over and over again. You just see reviews of Lady Gaga. They just said she put on maybe the best set that Coachella has ever seen.
If anybody could do it, I.
Think it's her.
I do someone like her or Pink or something. They just they do no wrong for me. They just they're just such very talent, unbelievable entertainers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll help.
You're off to a great start to your day. Milf Monday Number one link today Chilli six picks.
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You'd want to see you see this, Mauricio, Guy I could take pictures or not.
Guy's talent not talent.
We know Chili knows how to take pictures, Ted, Mauricio take pictures only one way to find out.
Yeah, you gotta look at the six picks. You do ten percent chance of rain partly.
Claude today highs them around eighty seven. Bin, you were talking about jelly Roll. Jelly Roll started at five hundred and forty pounds when he said I need to lose some weight. He's down to three point fifty seven. He's down almost two hundred lbs right now. He was on the Pat McAfee show. He said, listen, I'm gonna lose another one hundred pounds and go skydiving with my wife.
The video.
Of Jelly and Bunny XO skydiving, that's really what I That's what I'm here for to see.
I want it.
I need it this year, though I need I need it this year. Can Jelly get down to two fifty and go skydiving with Bunny?
Good for him?
He looks good.
He looks good. Is he eating superfoods? You know what superfoods are?
Assi?
Yeah, I dogberries.
I don't think it's a bunch of stuff that I had not heard of until people were like, this is superfood.
I don't think it's a real recognized food cattery category.
It's a catch all.
Nutritionists use it to describe like natural nutrient dense foods with health benefits. So a lot of times it's foods that are associated with gut health, good probiotics. There you go, so improving your gut health, supporting your heart health, boost You're a.
Moote immune system are Cheerios superfoods because I had cheerios.
I didn't see him on the list the top superfoods that dieticians are hoping that we're gonna be eating in twenty twenty five.
Who we go?
I've never really like I think a blueberry is a superfood, but I think I don't know getting all this second third hand information.
Here, wash blueberries and raspberries. Now with my kid, Yeah, scoop and scooping handfuls of those bad.
You get that kid on all this? Okay, you're ready. I'm gonna totally this is everything for your for your kid.
Fermented foods, beer, kombucha, yeah right, kombucha, kimchi, and things like yogurt.
Okay, superfoods.
Okay, that's good, Greek yogurt.
Do a little, Yeah, I do a little kombucha in the morning, kam butcha. Berries.
Here we go, cranberries, blueberries, and raspberries. I was right about the blueberries.
Washing two of those three.
Yeah, cranberries are just gonna load them up with sugar and stuff, and I'm sure they don't want you doing that.
It's better to do it with sugar than not at all.
All right, bone broth I'm not doing that.
Is that kind of nice?
No?
Then a chicken broth doesn't count faux PHU isn't that bone broth? Fu? Is chicken broth? Bone broth? Yeah? I think so done?
Stuff with that, Okay, all right, the avocados can't I'm not down with the avocados.
Down avocado.
I can't do it.
Down with the cop I can't do.
It you avocado bread or avocado toast.
No quaalca, mole quakers.
Okay, Leafy greens, especially kale and spinach head.
Spanish on Monday.
Nuts love nuts, almonds. Walnuts are great for you.
Green tea.
I see you drinking tea every morning, green tea, super food, dry peas, beans, lentils, and chickpeas at chickpeas last night.
Bring on the beans, man, They're cheap and they're good for you. Beans are good.
I've ever heard of one person tell me that the bean markets through them like, I never heard anybody tell me that beans were expensive. In fact, beans are inexpensive. That's wy people don't want them in their chili.
Yeah, that's why I wired down. Well, Richie's over here, just like how you do it.
Yeah, if there was a way to stretch fresh food. Guess if there was a way to stretch food, we were stretching it in our house. So that's why I'm always team beans and the Chili. I'll fight you all day.
I think I'm pretty good on some superfoods. You'd think i'd be more super than I really am.
I never saw a list like these are what we're talking about when we say super food.
Finally found this, like you, Carro, it's thought I was told that's good for your eyes? Has that not a superfood?
Not a super food, but a good food for you because it's a vegetable. It's a good food, but it's not a superfood.
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I got tickets to go see Live and Collective Soul August fifteenth, seventy and three.
Music Hall not giving those away until know the show, so we got to wait a little bit online. Kid's Alcs online ninety four.
Five The Muzzo and Don't Go Anywhere. I got a new Blue October coming up. Oh, super excited about that, the one that we did the True World premiere with Justin on the phone.
Yeah, hot stuff by Blue October coming up. Good. Okay, Well, what are you doing.
I'm gonna capitalize on what's hot this morning, and that's Space.
Oh yeah, the women making her history going to Space Chicks and Space all female crew. You can now go to space too and fly a rocket. I don't have the money to get well, you don't have to have the money. You can just go to web Finish Road Ryan showpage, to the Buzz dot Com, to Today's AOL link, and you're gonna fly a rocket ship to Mars. See if you can navigate it. I I would suggest going with the easy route. I went with the medium route
and I did not succeed. So try and go fly a rocket to Mars today instead of doing work at the Web Finished Road, Ryan Showpages, Buzz dot Com, the Rod.
Ryan Out Mornings on ninety four five, The.
Buzz twenty four or five The Buzz.
New music from our pals over at Blue October is called hot Stuff.
It was fun. We did the world premiere of that song.
Justin had given us the okay to give that the very first spin in the world world premiere. He was on the phone with us at the time, and we all loved it right out of the game. Justin's the kind of guy's like, oh okay, you know, yeah, hitting Minis. This isn't really my favorite, but you know it's good.
This is really good.
That's really I mean the riff, how we explained how the whole band was involved in the production of it now and everything, and you know, he does a lot of the writing. He does a line share the writing of that band and his studio that they recorded. So guess who wins those arguments? Justin Tessin And he's like, now, get everybody involved in this process, and it's just a different process, and I think it's good for everybody.
It's great for morale for the band. I'm sure.
Hopefully we'll get a chance to catch up with him more before Buzzfest. He sounded like he was down for We have to invite him in, get him in here, hang out with us a little bit. Partly Claudi's guys low chances of rain highs them around eighty seven. I got a pretty good email here. Okay, what you got I'll be coming in all morning. A couple of things I want to send Chili over some pictures. A lot of people have been sending some stuff. I got some
great pictures from Love Street Fest this weekend. One of our one winner sent us pictures. One winner, I gave away those vip pasters on free beer front. I gave away those VIP passes, and everybody swore up and down that they would.
Send us pictures. What of the beer winners send pictures in so I'll share those coming up.
But this email, he didn't say. They don't keep his name out of it. Nathan brother Rod loved the show. You guys are doing a great job. This weekend, my girlfriend's parents have invited us to spend Easter weekend at their place. We've been dating for about a year. We're all quite familiar with each other, so it should be fun. Here's the issue. They're relatively old fashioned and don't want to sleeping together in the same room. They know we live together, but they do not want us in the
same room at the house. My girlfriend is pushing back on this, and I don't think it's that big a deal. It's their place, it's their rules. I'm fine with it. My girlfriend is now getting in fights with her mom over it. I want to try to stay out of this drama. When we get there, my girlfriend she's gonna poke the bear, and I don't want her parents worried about any other poking that's going on.
He's fine with it.
She's pushing back. You got to just tell her, listen, it's your parents' rules. So I don't have a whole lot of experience with girls coming home with me. But the first time that somebody came to my mom's house after I had already moved out, it was a girl friend.
Rolled in the luggage. We went.
We my mom cooked right away. There was no talk of like who was sleeping where. I just rolled in the two luggage and I left them in the kitchen area.
I didn't put him in a room.
My mom proceeded to take her bag and move it in one room, in my bag in another room. My mom made the very clear that you guys are not going down. My mom made that very clear. She took the luggage and moved it into the respective rooms. Yeah, bold move, that's how my mom rolls. I didn't put up a fuss, right, I didn't, and nor did the chick that had brought home. It just like, there's no fuss for that. Whatever your parents want, that's kind.
Of their house. I think you got to kind of go with it.
I get where it sucks because you're living together, and the parents know that you're living together, but you're at this house and you're gonna do it this way.
Tell your chick to just let them have their way.
Yeah, what are you gonna sleep apart of this weekend?
Yeah, it's not that big a deal. It's the holiest week end of the year if you're a Catholic, it's the Easter weekend.
Come on, yeah, Jesus watched.
Yeah, you can't be doing that. We you're peeping your pants.
Oh well, my now wife and I we were dating, Like I first went to her parents' house.
We did not stay in the same room.
But then how long were you dating before you did an overnight at the parents' house.
It's probably like the fourth or fifth time that I stayed there. Where like they just were like all right, like we're not gonna I gotta know. They didn't say like, yeah, y'all can sleep together or no. But those first like they didn't when you slept in separate rooms. So how long were you already dating?
A couple of months?
Okay, so you're still you would say, yeah, I want to be very respectful, like I don't want to be like, hey, I'm trying to hook up with your daughter at your house. Like, and then we lived apart for a year when we graduated to make some money. We both stayed with our parents to work until we could move in together. And then it was like when I'd come visit her, then they they didn't care.
Because you're already living together.
Well we hadn't yet, but like they knew that that was the end goal. Is like, y'a are going to live together, okay, whatever. So we slept in her twin bed.
This is where which is there's a funny Saturday night. Life's good about that.
We're gonna do it in my twin bed, my twin bed.
Here's where Nathan's You can't get between a daughter and her mom, right They're gonna fight, they're gonna argue about things.
They're gonna just kind of do what they do.
That's why I think where he's standing on this, it's like no, no, no, no, no, just do what they say. And she she's gonna do what she's gonna do.
He's got it. He's he's in a tough position right now. He's in a tough position. If you can tell her to back off, tell your chick, yes, to back off.
You, under no circumstances need to argue with hopefully your future in laws.
Right, Nathan's being cool about it. He's fine being in another room. She's not.
This is much better than the reverse, though.
You gotta let her have that fight.
Just hopefully they don't do it in front of you, because that's the worst. You don't want to just be in separate rooms. It's one weekend.
Play it after the dad, like, haha, you know, not that big a deal. Just like, stay that out loud. If it does come up with.
Funny, well, what do you got to do? It's fine. I love that room, noting right now.
It's great room, super comfortable that Nathan, good luck with that, dude.
You gotta get with your chick. I'm sure she's awesome. You got to get with her and just say, listen, back off.
She might feel embarrassed for you, so that's why she's arguing.
But like, really, it's not that big a deal.
Yeah, has Nathan made it fully clear to her that he's cool with it?
If he told me he's cool, that he had to tell her, I would have told you got to tell her to back off.
I think so let mom and dad win that one.
Just you can sleep together again when you can get back home.
It's Easter weekend, all right, good luck working. He's got a week. He's got a week to sweat this one out.
The rod Ryan Show on ninety four five the bus.
Four to five, the bus, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Sublime and what I Got MILF Monday ten percent chances Ran partly cloudy eighty seven will be behind twenty percent chance Ran tonight.
Coachella link. Lots of great highlights.
I don't talk too much about Coachella before it happens because very few.
Of us from this area go.
But it's the one the reason that's a big deal because it's where it is. There's a lot of celebrities there. Paris Hilton's running around, you know that type of thing. Leonardo DiCaprio goes to this thing.
The whole White Lotus crew is there.
I saw, Oh were they Yeah? Okay?
Uh.
Tickets for Coachella second weekend, Oh, next weekend started at five ninety nine.
Passed us for this weekend, we're six forty nine.
That's that was the starting price, and Coachella sells out still and it still sells out.
His six forty nine for a weekend. Is that a lot?
I can't afford it.
Yeah, I don't want to spend that. That's just where ticket prices are though. Yeah, that's just where they're at. That just gets you in the door. That doesn't count parking.
Shut You need to shuttle forty dollars drink things in the desert, dollar food flights, accommodations.
Yeah, you drugs. See I buy you drugs. If you're going to Coachella.
You know that sixty percent of people with general admission tickets use Coachella's payment plan system.
This year, people are on a payment plan to go to concerts. Now.
Oh, I didn't know that was even available.
Can installments.
Yeah, I didn't know that was the thing.
Oh, leasing concert tickets like.
We do cars basically.
Yeah, that seems like a good finance.
Sally sends me an email, Rod, I am packing up and getting ready to head to Arlington to go see ac DC tonight for the first time ever. I don't know what I'm doing about ac DC here, she said, I'll be sure and send a report.
Are any other listeners going? Anybody going to ac DC?
Is it? JD?
The truck drivers doing?
Is Pat Morrero going? I thought.
I thought we heard from a couple of people that said they were going to a CDC, But I haven't heard.
D JD the truck driver day on Friday, he called in on open phones said he was going to ACDC.
He did, You're right, okay, I expect some ac DC pictures and concert reports. I saw one thing online over the weekend. I really was kind of unplugged most of the weekend, but I saw one review. They must have played somewhere already and they said they were awesome. They were really good. I've seen ac DC, but now it's been six eight years and they were great. So I don't know they're going out.
One more time.
This is gonna be your last chance to see ac DC.
Ever, I'm sure of it. Sally's going tonight. Sally send me some video and some pictures.
Of that ACDC show. Good for you. I don't know what my play is. I knew I couldn't go to the Arlington one because it was during the week.
Yeah, it's true, it'd be a quick turnaround.
I got a Vegas one coming up in.
A couple of weeks into that, which, boy, I don't know, can't be dragging the kid out to Vegas to go to ac DC. You know the show's coming up. Live and Collective Soul touring together again. They're playing August fifteenth at the seven one three Music Hall. I've got tickets for you, alex Is know the show will be on the flip of this break, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning Show.
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Okay, all right, let's get right into it. Ninety four or five buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Not yet done with you on a milf Monday, on a chilly six pick Monday. Yeah, this is no the show live Collective Soul, August fifteenth, seven one three Music Hall. I got tickets for you, but you gotta go through alex to get those tickets.
What's your question going to be?
Today?
We learned about a new kind of racing.
I knew it.
I knew it.
What kind of racing is that?
Yeah, let's let them say it.
Let them say it seven one three, two one two five nine five. If you know the show, come prove it.
We are easy to buy any place you are.
Tell your smart guys.
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Okay, okay, ninety four to five, The Buzz Breaking Benjamin and so Cold rod Ryan Show, wrapping up on Milk Monday. Thank you so much for starting your day off with us. Number fourteenth tax days Tomorrow. I gotta make some calls to my tax guy, say, bro, I didn't.
Get your stuff.
I didn't get this stuff to you. I'm in trouble.
I need tell you want the Olympic Plan.
I need an extension because what I need ten chance of rain part of the cloudy high of eighty seven today. Come out with us now, time for I know the show on ninety four to five the buzz.
The thing is, you don't just get an extension. Oh cool, take some extra time, but no pay us what you owe us. You're gonna get a check out by tomorrow. You gotta pay that. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. When when you're owed.
Money, that money is owed, they want it. They want it tomorrow.
Yes, yeah, No, the extension isn't as cool as you think. Let's go to the phones here, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Hey, Hello, who's this?
Hey, Heather? How are you? I'm there?
All right? I have it called in a minute.
I feel like you haven't been on in a while, the queen of all the rod Ryan Show games.
I know it because our start time is at six thirty two.
I can't even do anything.
Jesus, come on, how are you letting work get the way of the rod Ryan's right? God, I hate that. I hate us or something? All right, all right, well let's see what she did here on the show today? What do you what do you got for a question?
And then we talked about a new form of racing today. What was that type of racing?
We talked firm racing?
Is it correct?
The answer?
Yes, Uh, there's a link where it is.
But there's a link up on the some guests about sperm racing. It's it's a real thing, and I know Alex is going to bet on it. Congratulations, you're the winner Live Collective Soul SEVENE to three Music Hall.
You're going all right? Awten? Hey, I do want to say, Brandon Martin, you need to.
Get back to work.
Oh really, you're calling somebody out right now? Hey?
Yeah, you've listened it right now?
All right, get back to work. All Hi, Thanks, thank you, Heather.
Okay, half of our audience is going to see a CDC tonight see yeah, I got some emails.
It's uh.
It started with I think it was maybe Sally. She said, Hey, I'm going to a c d C. Any anybody else headed out there? Yeah, Corey Struth is heading out there. Alfonso is on his way. Wait a minute, Oh, I don't know if Michelle was going or not. Amy Jordan, Oh, Jordan and the Jordan watching the.
Machine is going.
Okay, Yeah, there's a bunch of our listeners that are heading out to a c DC. Uh playing Dallas tonight or Arlington?
Right, Arlington. I don't speak of the other year.
All right, we'll have fun at ac DC. Millionaires.
I love it.
I don't know what's happening, if I'm going to get to see them or not. I don't know. My life's a mess. I didn't even do my taxes. I can't go to ac DC.
Yeah, I didn't even do my taxes yet. You're a wine man now will be?
I will be, yeah, starting tomorrow.
So the website was great today, and the only reason why the website was great is because you guys made it great.
Thank you for Well. Let's see how he did. MILF Monday was number one.
Looking at girls, Sar, I'm Michelle Geller's birthday. You said, Britney Spears, she's on the looking.
At girls one day?
Why sure?
Did she landed in Mexico?
She's on a vacation and one of her bodyguards was carrying a pink baby doll, or carrying a baby doll.
In a pink blanket? Does she think that that that was real? Maybe?
I mean, any time I bring up Britney Spears, there's always like the weird part of it. So, yeah, she touched on in Mexico the other day, No big deal, a little R and R right, she.
Definitely didn't photoshop a bunch of the pictures she posted this weekend.
Oh okay, Well there's a baby doll that her one of her scary looking dudes that she travels with, is wrapped up in a pink.
Blanket and they get off the plane. It's carrying it like a real baby.
Okay, Well, hey you guys, stick cure of those dolls.
Dude, All right, look at that girls with two Blue Origin Link Breakfast Club Chili six picks, boom Ja six picks.
Tell Mauricio your collab with him?
Maybe you should do six picks this coming weekend. So then we maybe we just get six picks of yours. No, I like Mauricio's audition. I thought it helps.
Then I guess it's back to me. Then this weekend? All right?
Other John did send in a photograph. He's on our Instagram stories. Other John made it win number two today, fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge. We play every morning at six twenty.
He'll be back on.
Going for win number three. Play game tomorrow. What do you guys want to play? Oh, somebody asks, are we doing Chubby Bunny? We should if we can get some people. Yes, well, we got to get people in studio.
It's Heather. Just meet Heather just reminded me. Heather won.
Yeah, Heather one Chubby Bunny. She beat the dudes, she beat everybody. Can we turn around and get people in the studio on Wednesday? On Wednesday, Jesus, we can talk about it tomorrow. We can talk about it tomorrow. I want to play game tomorrow and then possibly Chubby Bunny on Wednesday.
If email me if you can be here on Wednesday and.
You want to play Chubby Bunny in the studio to try to win some concert tickets.
But then I got to get somebody in here on Thursday for read my lips.
Difficult. It is difficult.
Everybody's at ac DC. Nobody can come in.
Just get somebody that's not at ACDC.
All right, we'll figure it out. Jeremy's up next. He's got the NonStop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the one o'clock hour. Guys, have a great time at ac DC. Man, send me a bunch of pictures and video. I might not be seeing him on this tour.
Have a drink.
I'm Jeremy.
He's up next.
Hey, imp, Well, wasn't that fun.
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