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Ninety four or five of the buzz. Let's try that. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen. He rod Ryan, Yeah, I don't know if we're on the air or not. This is awesome. Good morning everybody. What a great way to start the show. Any idea what that was, Alex? Are we on the air even? Yeah? No idea? All right, well, good hey, good morning. If anyone can hear us, why don't you drop us a quick call if we are on the air right now? We don't have that knowledge. It

sounds like we're on the air. It looks like we're on the air, but I don't know. A windows update could have happened last night. He could have crippled the studio. Again, Good morning everybody. Five poin fifty eight. If you can't hear me, I hope you are aware that it is going to be a weather day today, meaning there's a lot of rain coming through for the morning drive, so you got to be very very careful. It's going to come through. It's supposed to be pretty strong, so

we'll be talking about that. It could hit in about an hour from now. Some of you up north are even experiencing that right now, So that's gonna be big. We've got beer for you today, Free Beer Friday, presented by Specs. We got Kenny the cash Man, eight time Hall of Famer. He's going for win number two today. Hi, good morning. Who is this? Good morning? Are we on the air? Yeah, Bro, you're live. I was listening to you on Twitter. Thanks Bro, I appreciate you. Thank you. All right, so we are on

the air, So that's good news. So we got Kenny the cash Man. I got Weezer tickets for you in Homeroom Jane's Addiction tickets go on sale today at ten. We'll have tickets for you at eight twenty. Open Phones Friday. Phones are working, that's good. And the last pair of pit passes for DMB tonight, we'll give you those on the show. Okay, well, we're off to a little bit of a late start. Go ahead, Tessa. What are Houston's headlines? Hey, good morning, riding home

rooms, So deliberations are not back underway. We got the verdict yesterday and for the first time in history, Donald Trump is a first American president to stand trial and be found guilty in a criminal case. So that's a big story. We're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about the action, the reaction from people. Texas political leaders have responded along party lines to that conviction in the Hushmuddy trial in New York City. So those are

the big headlines. Then, as far as food, there's a new deal from Buffalo Wild Wings that's offering a limited time all you can eat wings and fries deal. It is simple to grab this offer every Monday and Wednesday through July tenth. So this is an ongoing thing. How you can enjoy all you can eat boneless wings and fries for nineteen ninety nine. I mean, that's really all there is. Should I say? That's headlining the food blog

page? Here you go, might make your summer a little easier. Minecraft recently celebrated its fifteenth birthdays, so maybe it's about time that it gets the TV treatment. I mean, just look at Fallout Love that show, Helo, The Last of Us. The list of video game of adaptations could go on, but yeah, there's no word on win it will come out. But Netflix did announce an animated Minecraft series is in the works. It'll be an original story with new characters after a six year break. Snow Patrol is

back with a new album, The Force is a Path. The album was produced by Fraser T. Smith and written by the band's core members. You got Gary, Johnny and Nathan collaborating their contributions all from all over the music industry. But go check that out on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headlines. What yeah, okay, good news we won. DROs did avoid this week. They got a win yesterday, shutting out the Mariners for

nothing. Alex Pregnant and Victor Carrottini both homered in the game for the Stros. Tonight, they're going to open up a weekend series with the Twins at Minute Made Park, where now Blanco is gonna be on the map for this DROs going up against Minnesotas Pablo Lopez. First pitch is at seven to ten, and you can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Mavericks are headed to the NBA

Finals. They've let the Timberwolves one twenty four to one three in Game five of the Western Conference Finals last night. They're gonna play the Celtics in the finals, which is gonna start on Thursday night. In the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Panthers got by the Rangers three to two last night to take a three two lead in that series. Tonight, the Stars host the Oilers for Game five of the Western Conference Finals. That series is tied up at two

games a piece. That's gonna start at seven thirty and you can watch the game on T and T. And in soccer, Houston Dynamo FC and to be back in action tomorrow night, they'll play the Portland Timbers on the road. It's gonna start at nine to thirty and you can watch it on Apple TV. That is what's going on in sports. Okay, well, off to a little bit of a rocky start, but I think everyone can hear us now, Amanda, thank you. Steve Sproke said, we heat you.

Thank God, good, thank you, thank you. I know I know he's checking in that he can hear us, So we're on the air. That's good. All right, here we go, guys, well four hours of pain. If we just get that past us, boom, we're gonna have a smooth ride for these four hours. Free beer Friday, all sorts of things. I'm glad you're up in joining us in homeroom and again you've got to be careful out on the roads. Man. In about an hour's time, it seems like all hell's gonna break loose around here again,

which we don't need. You want that first case of beer, Come get it. Bam Friday, you go free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday. And right bam Friday, and damn Friday, and right bare Friday. Ryan, Right, Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning. Well, Hello, who's this? This is Alex Hi listener, Alex, how are you? I am awesome, just getting off of work? Okay, one of our third shifters. What kind of work do you do on the overnights?

I am a poker dealer? Nice? Did he say poking dealer? Yeah, sounds undergrad. Sounds like one of those like back room games on the Sopranos. Not gonna mention where it's at, Okay, Well, but I mean it's it's it's a place that's open to the public or no, yes it is, okay, cool, Well listen, well listen, I'm I'm not gonna squeeze any more info. Wat of you. You've got the first case of beer today. Sounds good. It's been a long time coming.

Never could get through for this one. What is the largest amount of chips that someone has lost in front of you? Like the what I ever thought? It was twenty Oh my god, they won it or they lost it? That was oh a lot. Oh my god, that's unbelievable. The quarter of a million dollars sitting there in chips on the table. Answer. Wow. And you just got to keep cool the whole time, right, Like you got to act like it's not a deal, not a big deal.

So if there's one hundred dollars in the pot or a quarter of a million dollars, you don't change at all. You're just the dealer. You're neutral. You're just hanging out. It's like, hey, dead rat, this is what I do. Yeah, that's right. Move the button, keep going. Wow, that's amazing. All right, Well listen, Alex, enjoy your beers, and you go to sleep now, because you worked all night. I will be in bed in two hours. You're only gonna get two hours to sleep, and then you gotta go, well, no,

I go to sleep at eight am. Eight am is my one hour crashcha eight? And then you'll and what time do you wake up? It just depends depends on the day. Okay, all right, bro, thank you, I'm going to release it from this interrogation. Hang on for me. Enjoy your beers. Fascinated by overnight workers. It's a whole nother animal, it really is. Well, guys, I hope you're off to a

good start to your day. I think we got all the bugs kind of worked out here, so we're gonna just move on like it never happened. And what I really want to do is I want to talk about Donald Trump for four hours. And I thought it would be kind of cool. I thought it'd be kind of cool, like we could split how the fact that he was found guilty in all thirty four charges go through all thirty I thought we could do all thirty four charges. We could break them up in the

four hours I'm leaving. Do you want to just do that the whole show? Guys, depending on how you feel about yesterday, Today's National Smile you know we're not going to do that. Today's National Smile Day, So I just want to bring that to the table. So, depending on how you feel about what happened yesterday, it's National Smile Day, We got a lot of ground to cover today on the show. We are not going to sit around and talk about politics. There's other places that you can go. You

can go. As a matter of fact, you can go everywhere for that right now, everywhere you can go around everywhere. They're going to go off about it. Kenny the cash Man. We got our own problems here. We got Kenny the Cashman going for win number two, fresh out of bed head to head challenge. I got those Weezer tickets for you coming up on the fun Fact Flashback, Third Eye Blind tickets at seven to twenty. Jane's Addiction tickets go on sale today at ten. We'll give you our last pair

before they go on sale at eight twenty date. Matthews Band plays the Woodlands Pavilion tonight. We've got one final pair of tickets in the pit. We will hook you up on Know the Show, and of course before Know the Show, the whole hour is yours and we'll get you guys talking on open phones Friday. So whatever it is, I mean, just about anything that you want to talk about, I don't. I mean, if you got to talk about Trump, yeah, make it quick. Like I said,

you can go anywhere for that, the weather, the rain. We're gonna leave you guys to kind of keep us posted a little bit on what's happening out there. But it's going to be a weather event. It's supposed to come through and it's supposed to be pretty strong storms while we are on the air with you, So in an hour's time, it could look very very different outside. So if you don't have to be out on the roads,

I know, easier said than done. If you don't have to be out on the roads, don't, But I'm just you've been warned that it's gonna get a little wild out there. Maybe leave a little earlier to get there before the wicked storms start. We'll be tracking it all morning long on the

flip, gonna wreck check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for the fresh out of bed Head to head Rock and Alter and very soon The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, ninety four to five, The Buzz Welcome Back rod Ryan Show six twenty one. So severe thunderstorm warning's happening now, you guys, kind of you can

keep us posted on where you're at, what you're experiencing out there. So scattered thunderstorms expected throughout the morning, about a sixty percent chance, So it won't be all of us, but the ones that are getting it it could be severe. Rest of the weekend fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms on Saturday. Twenty percent chance of rain with partly cloudy skies ties back up into the low nineties for Sunday. What's trending? Guess who's back back again? Sounds

like Eminem. Yeah, Eminem dropped a new album called Houdini, and that's all the X seems to talk about. It's a number one search on Google as well, So of course I'm leaning away from the political stuff. We're going to get into that hearing headlines. But yeah, CNN, Fox News all trends as well on on Google. It's old Trump all the time right now on social media basically basically, Also, Luca is trending. Last night, the Maps put away the Timberwolves and Luca had just an insane game.

He quieted the home crowd there. They were booing because they prevented. They presented him with the Western Finals MVP, and they were booing and he kind of bowed back at him. I mean he is, he's feeling himself. Him and Kyrie kind of doing their thing there and they are advancing to the finals, to the NBA Finals, So that's kind of a huge deal. Another thing that is trending, Oh, these these Dollar Tree Dollar Trees and

ninety nine cent stores. So Dollar Tree acquired leasing rights for the ninety nine cent stores, so locations in Texas, Arizona, nevad in California. They filed for bankruptcy, so now they're going to reopen under the dollar Tree brand. That's what's trending on Nighty for five to the Buzz. It's a penny more dollars and cents, but it's a penny more. Good morning, everybody back for the third time this year. It's Kenny the Cashman. I can

hear you all all now. The tricky ish you just gotta keep calling this eight time Hall of Famer is now you're one day fresheted, big head to head cheek and they always say the third times a charm. Join me on free beer Friday when I make it win number two bitches seven, one, three, five. If you can beat them, it's free beer Friday.

You always drink on the club yeah, I guess I do. Ron Ryan Show on ninety four five The Buzz, Here we Go ninety four or five The Buzz, Pearl Jam and Better Man Rod Ryan Show, Free Beer Friday. Thank you to our friends over at Specs for hooking us up with the beers. We'll have another case for you straight up at seven o'clock. Severe weather today. Just be careful. Some of you are getting starting to get

some of that rain. We're gonna be talking about that a lot. It's gonna kind of be this whole weather pattern that rolls through while we are on the air with you guys, so keep us posting what's going on out there. Please be careful out on the road. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed Head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners. Kenny the cash Man, for the third time in twenty twenty four, is making a run. Good morning, Good morning, side of town. Are you

on uh start versus Storm and Rider Stars in a gas station Storm? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Kenny the cash Man in the rain. I'm glad that you're pulled over. You're taking on here. We don't have his music anymore. From Found Sexy James, It is sexy James. Good morning, Good morning brother, Well, good morning sexy James. Now I know you've played this year already. How long ago? Right before, Kenny, last time you played. So you're in that thirty five forty

day window that you got in. You got a call every day. Okay, guys, those those those of you that say that you cannot get through. These dudes are relentlessling calling every day. What are they playing for today? Pants? You can see falling her? Sexy James, Are you ready absolutely? Kenny the cash man? You ready? Yes? I am all right. It comes to questions, good luck, alright, here we go. Question number one, who wears a robe and bangs a gavel? Kenny

the judge? The judge, Yeah, here comes the judge. Kenny got in there. Question number two, What pop singer broke tick mask? Kenny? Kenny Taylor Swift correct answer. Oh well that's goody peees. For those of you who playing the home game, what Pop singer broke ticketmaster? Yeah, Taylor Swift, she sure did, Kenny. That was just mean spirited of you to do it that way. I mean, we like sex this time. I like James. Wish him to bed I need to make it

happen, all right, Sexy James. It was short and sweet man, it was really short. Kenny, you want to play on Monday? Absolutely? All right? Bro, hang on Wow right show celebrating twenty years ninety four to five The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Sexy James. Fans got ripped off today, I mean barely on. Did we even play the Fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge today? It went by so quick, lightning quick. I think, yeah, Jame's got cooked.

Canny really really played well. But James, sexy James gracious in defeat. And this guy's your champion Fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge. Here's your current champion this morning, everybody. Eight time Hall of Famer Tenny the tashm Awarding the one pump Chunk. This time I am your fresh airdbed head to Head two day champion. Two questions to answers. You're welcome, Tessa, join me on Monday as I am laser focused bitches. He's such a

nice guy when he's winning. Now, there's never a problem with him when he's winning. It's just what he loses he becomes. You know what he's known for all right, we'll pick up with that on Monday's show. I'm seeing the weather. I'm seeing the weather cameras. I'm seeing them all just nasty. Be careful, please. So many of you, most of our listening audience, is in the car listening to the show. Sever your thunderstorm warning. And it's gonna be like this for a little bit. Man.

If you can avoid being out on the roads, that would be awesome. But if you are out there, many of you are, be sake. It's the fuck that's the day. Come on, we make you looks mark your body. This the fuck that's to the day. Not just like the name of this. In nineteen sixty two, an advertising executive, Martin Specter, he introduced a new punctuation mark, and he even came up with a name for it. He called it the intero bang. What is the What

is the ento bang? It combined a question mark with an exclamation mark, so it was depicted as one combined character. So it's a question mark, exclamation mark, question mark. So it's three actually for like rhetoria, So for like a rhetorical question like are you out of your mind? Dude? Peel you is down to all the time? Yeah, it's called an in Tarot Bang. At least he named it that. If you think about, like a question mark is already kind of an exclamation mark. Yeah, but

combining him is just like it's really it's a genius. It's strong in Tarot Bank, that's my favorite situation. Now, yeah, yeah, I think you can use that for any version of question, exclamation, any combo you now, Now, what would you use at the end of that? I would have been question mark exclamation question. That's the classic in Tarot Bang. Now, yeah, go, that's og Astronauts they can vote from space, that is, and not by absentee ballot. Okay, they vote, No,

they can't. They vote on a computer that sends an encrypted message to the county clerk where they live. That's pretty awesome from space space. The largest living thing in the world elphant whale, blue whale, turtle would be bigger, but no the large Where I where I got you is I use the word thing, the largest living thing in the world. It's a mushroom. Now, hear me out. It's an Oregon. It's two point four

miles long city and I think mushrooms are gross. So this is the grossest mushroom ever, it's the fuck back to the day we make you look smart bodies, It's the fuck back to the day dot you give it away. I have a pair of tickets to see Wheezer flaming Libs in Dinosaur Junior. Say it ain't so it is? Oh it is. So we'll take call at number ten seven one three, two one two five nine four five.

Who do I need to give you the fun tak flash brag. So yesterday we talked about this veggie that has almost twice as much vitamin C as oranges. Maybe time to start increasing this in your diet. Seven one three two one two five nine four five. It's now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. All right, looks like our guy's on the phone here. He's probably better off being hunkered down. Hey, how brother Rod,

good morning. We've got some wicked weather rolling through here in Houston. How do you doing Wall Street yesterday? Well, we'll keep giving it back. The down down three hundred and seventy points kick off this morning at thirty eight thousand, one hundred and eleven Nasdaq down one hundred and eighty three to sixteen thousand, seven thirty seven benchmark in your treasury that's trading at a full point five to five percent. In oil is at seventy seven dollars eighty six

cents a barrel on the economic calendar. This morning we'll get numbers on retail sales for May, but right now futures still looking pretty bad. They're on the downside. I meet maybe around that's it Ima here. This is Halan Minis, director with Ram James, reporting for The Rod Ryan Show from Reamy James on sand and the guest and don't forget to always rock out with your

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end. This program is for educational and informational services on link. The studs of duds are based on movement as reported by YA ninety four to five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan's Show Dodo. I'm going to need that rolled back here. Bring that to me one more time. It didn't fire. Thank you, try it over. Here's your there it is. I want to give Arthur the proper introduction. Good morning Arthur, Good morning, brother Rod. Has everybody doing it for Rod Ryan Show today? Man? Good,

we're high and dry. Where are you? I am right by all his office right here? Fifty nine and Kirby, what's it doing outside here? It's not rainy? But look boomy? Okay, yeah, it's a lot of our listeners getting some rain right now. Hey dude, let's try to hook you up with some great tickets here. What has almost twice We learned this yesterday. I'm sure there's other things, but specifically, yesterday we learned something has almost twice as much vitamin see as oranges. What was it?

Is it? A broccoli shopping, broccoly shop, brocoy You win? What do you giving them? Do you get the Weezer tickets? Flaming Lips, DNA start Junior on this bill too. Congrats, awesome, We're gonna be a great show. Thank you, thank you, And I apologize I was just doing a thirty five year old Dana Carvey Saturday Night Live Bit, smartphones, laptops, smart TV's tablets, whatever way you listen, we are there. Tell your smart device to play ninety four or five the bus on iHeartRadio

ninety four or five, the buzz that is Squeezer. We just gave away Squeezer Flaming Lips Dino Junior tickets that show September twenty eighth at the Toyota Center. Tickets are still available. That show, I was told selling quite well. Not so much the case with the Black Keys. Someone had just sent me an article talking specifically about why these bands are having a problem selling out arenas right now, and they were referencing I mean, it's a current article,

I'll tweeted out. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but it talks about Jennifer Lopez and the Black Keys and how they're not selling. They're not selling right now, so some bands are just crushing it and other bands they're scratching your head. So maybe this article brings to light some of that again, I will tweet that out shortly. So these scattered thunderstorms, which are severe for some of us, Severe thunderstorm warning for most of you that

can hear me. Now they're talking about some flash flood warnings and those types of things, and many of you are telling me, and I'm getting some pictures and you are right. Bobby Ewing, you remember him from the South Fork Ranch on Dallas. Bobby Ewing sent me a picture wicked sky on the Hardy Toll Road. You know what that is? A wicked sky. Adrian just started pouring down here in Laporte by Chot Road. Storm hitting hard in the two ninety Beltway area right now. Rod, all right, everyone on

the roads, please be careful. You want to just continue on with the weather thing and there, I mean, I know Trump's the headline, but weather for us right now, just because it's so wicked outside, what you got, well, the potential for those strong too severe thunderstorms are. We're all under a severe thunderstorm watch right now and it's going through eleven am. So they're saying this is moving quickly. I will say that about these storms.

They are you know, they're packing a punch, but they're not staying and like hanging around. They're not lingering storm. They're moving through. Hopefully this afternoon we're going to be okay, yeah, but still damaging winds, possibility of large hail and heavy rain. So you guys just got to be what they call it weather aware on the news. The lull in the thunderstorm activity overnight really allowed our atmosphere to recharge by this morning. So that's where

this strong line of heavy rain and storms is coming from. And it's moving. It's moving from the northwest, and it's impacting everyone on their morning commute. So if you don't have to be anywhere on this Friday, I would say pack it in, stay safe. Yeah, just do what you can from that's our local headline, national news, and world news yesterday. Yeah, yesterday, Well, barricades now are up around Trump Tower and there's an

increased police president because former President Trump is set to speak this morning. If you didn't know, if you've been under a rock, Trump has found guilty on all thirty four counts in his New York criminal hush money case. The twelve person jury returned its verdict yesterday after deliberating for about nine and a half hours. Trump is still facing more than fifty felony charges in three different criminal

cases. But yesterday was a historic verdict because it's first time it's ever happened. So, but it is only one of four cases against him. And again, we are waiting for Donald Trump to speak this morning. He is supposed to give a press conference, so we'll be monitoring that this changes nothing as far as him running for president. If he gets which he's not gonna get jail time, but he a convicted felon can run for president. He

will still be nothing's changing. He can't vote for himself because it's in New York. Though, because it's in New York, he can. Oh really, yes, Florida, he wouldn't be able to. I thought anywhere. You know, that's a state thing. So I was watching some of that yesterday too. So he might get community service. You know, he might get a fine. Can you I mention seeing him on the side of the road picking up garbage? No, I think running. I think being the

president should probably qualify you for community service. I'll just like donate to something. But yeah, he's still running. What else? Gen Xer's response to a video about drinking hose water is going viral. Do we have the audio on this? I do so. I remember a friend of mine, a real good friend of mine, when he was outside playing with the kids and he drank from the hose, and his kids looked at him and said, what are you doing, daddy? He said, I'm drinking from the hose,

like you can drink that water. He drank from the hose. But gen Z doesn't know why when y'all are saying that y'all used to drink from the hose. Were sinks? Not an option? Who's gonna tell them? You want me to tell them? We weren't allot in the house. Our childhood was like one never any episode of that TV show Survivor. We are indestructible. We've never sat in car seats, nobody's ever given us swimming lessons. We've all been either shot with a baby gun or stab with a jart.

The television stations had to make a commercial reminding our parents that they had kids. Every night on the ten PM news, a voice would come on and say, it's ten pm. Do you know where your children are? Thinks we're not an option. The whole rant is so great, and it's got its own blog page today. This woman handles it brilliantly. Oh my god, So yeah, we weren't all out of the house. Was so true, Like don't you go out there and you don't come back in Yes,

stay healthy. We would leave in the morning and then we would just have to be back for supper street night. So my mom didn't wonder if I was hydrated, if I ate any for lunch. IM I didn't care some lock. I had to be there for supper, okay, hunted and gathered. She would yell out the front door. I could be half a mile away and I just have to be back for supper. What were you gonna drink the hose water. It's a really really funny rant. You gotta

go check it out. It's it's my favorite link. Today. Let's talk about popcorn buckets. Remember that one from Doune two that like inadvertently came out looking like a sex toy, Yeah, specifically a fleshlight. Well, now the New Deadpull Wolverine popcorn bucket. Intentionally it was like a sex toy. It's wolverine's head with the mouth wide open. Yeah, it doesn't seem like, uh, you could actually have fun with the bucket. The mouth is where you get the popcorn, so it's like just open, really wide.

Yeah, but if you can make it work, great wonderful Eat Kurky and Lenny Kravitz. This is the most surprising story of the day. Lenny Kravitz hasn't been in a serious relationship for nine years, not that part, this part. He has been celibate all that time. He says it's a spiritual thing, but his decision is also inspired by his dad cheating on his mom growing up. When he confronted his dad about it, his dad said that he'd be the same way when he was older, and Lenny says, my

dad became right after the marriage. I became more like him. I was becoming a player. I didn't like it. I didn't want to be that guy. So I had to tackle it. And it took years. It took discipline, not letting my own desires take over. Lenny says he'd love to be in a relationship now, but he thinks it might be difficult. I've become very set in my ways, he says, in the way I live, you know. So yeah, yeah, did you see the Gail King interview, Not the whole interview, but where she kind of shot her

shot with him? No. Number one. I didn't think Gail King wanted that team, but she acted like she did at least, and she asked like crabits. I think anyone that sits across. She asked him, if you know, are you dating anyone? And can I beat her ass? Like, what are those type of comments? I'm like, Gail King is inappropriate. I'm not sure that a guy could get away asking a gale that question, but Gale King went for it. With Lenny Kravitz. You can

google it. You can google it. It's kind of cringey. Okay, yeah, it sounds like it, all right. Lenny's on the music blog page. Astros will a win last night? I cringe you and the Astros win. Yeah. They shut out the Mariners four to nothing yesterday. Alex Bregman and Victor Carrottini both homered in the game. For the Shows tonight, they're going to open up a weekend series with the Twins at Minute Made Park. By now, Blanco is gonna be on the mount for the shows,

going up against Minnesota's Pablo Lopez. First pitched at seventen. You can listen to that one on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. And the NBA Playoffs, the Mavericks are headed to the NBA Finals. They blew the Timberwolves won twenty four to one oh three in Game five of the Western Conference Finals last night. They're gonna lose the Celtics in the finals. Game

one for that I'll start on Thursday. Come on. In Stanley Cut Playoffs, the Panthers got by the Rangers three to two last night to take a three to two lead in that series. Tonight at the Stars host the Oilers for Game five of the Western Conference Finals. That series is tied up at two games apiece. That'll start at seven thirty and you can watch it on T and T. And in soccer, Houston Dynamo FC, you're back in

action tomorrow night. They're gonna put the Portland Timbers on the road. That's gonna kick off at nine thirty and you can watch it on Apple TV. That's what's going on. In sports, Houston's rocking Alternatives, The rod Ry Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five, Buzz Bam Friday, Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday' Bam Friday. And you're rock Bam Friday. We're Bam Friday. Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Who's on the phone.

This is Amber Hi, Amber, how are you? I'm great. How's everything weatherwise? Where are you? Where are you right now? It's awful. I'm Katie and it's pouring down. It's porn. Yeah, it's it's pitch black outside here in the gallery. It happened really quick too. All right, we'll stay safe out there. Hey Amber, your color number ten? Yeah, yeah, you've got me. You've got the second case of beer today. Thank you to our friends over at SPEC. So I'm sending

you off into the weekend. I want you to have a great one. It doesn't look like the entire weekend is a wash. But and I even think we're gonna be okay maybe this afternoon for a while. But it's nasty out there now, so please be careful, but man, enjoy your beers. Amber, And thank you so much for listening. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Just really bad. Everyone is telling me that it's bad. Steve White just started raining really hard here Rod in

Richmond, he's oh, he's trying to get delivered. He's out there trying to do deliveries this morning. Chili. Check our YouTube. Somebody said that we lost audio on that. It's nasty out there. I'm hearing from some linemen. Oh and Chili's here today. So my first question to him was because he looked real, Chipper. He's he's looking like he's doing that ice facial in the morning. He's been looking like a young man this week. Yeah, something like that, Chilie. How was the pod show last night?

I mean, it's one of your favorite bands. I had it written on my calendar. Go easy on Chili if he shows up at all for free beer Friday on May thirty. First pod played last night. Tell me about the set. They play, all the songs that you wanted and all of that good stuff. You know. Me, being the responsible person that I am, I made the judgment call to stay home and not go to the pod show, which hurt me a lot. I can't be mad. I appreciate your dedication. I can't be mad, but I know you really

wanted to go to that show. I did want to go, but you know, I've seen him live before, so I've gone been blessed enough to gone to meet them too, So you know it was. It hurt, It hurt. It still hurts. Let's just say I'm gonna be in a

blur after ten o'clock when ray Flaynes opens up. Okay, yeah, that's an inside joke here on the Rod Ryan Show that if you haven't a bad day, you go to ray Flynn's, Which there is no ray Flynn's here, but there was in Buffalo when I had a really bad I was just starting out in the business and I was the board operator and the morning show was out doing a live remote and one of my early things that I got to do for the rock station, I got called from the AM stations like,

hey, we'll use that kid down the hall. So I ran the board for them and I ruined it their morning show. I ruined it. Everything I did was wrong. And the midday guy comes walking up the stairs and he comes into the studio and he must have been listening. He looked at me and he just said, Hey, his name was Iron, Mike Benson. He looked at me and he said, I think Ray Flynns is open around the corner, like just like he knew that I had destroyed the

morning show and he was sending me to the bar. Chillie, don't go anywhere, because are you are you putting it in the people's hands for the name of the shot for Ditch Day yes, sir. I mean it's the People's party, It's Ditch Day. It's something that we it's we're a week out, one week from Ditch Day. Cactus Cove a noon time start, and one of the traditions that we have with this silly day, it's just the day to drink during the day, is a shot of the day.

We broke all the records last year with the Chili Brown Shot. I think four hundred shots. Oh no, I'm gonna have to get that number from Gunner. I think it's more. Yeah, you think it's more than that, but I'm not off. I'm close to the pin. But four hundred shots of one particular kind of shot. How many bottles is that you know? Of what liquor was used? I believe it was tequila, right, yeah, Okay, Chili, I'm taking a look. Chili's got the blog

page up. Voting has begun, even if you're not attending, which I want you all to come and party with us. Here are your choices. I'm going to go from bottom to top. The Baby Reindeer only has two votes. The Deep Throat Apparently people don't think that I can go too deep, which you're not wrong. That's a game we play now. Popular Game three votes, The Sea Breezy three votes, Taste the Biscuit Anything biscuit related six votes, The Wrecked Panties seven votes. I'm assuming that was something that

was I think you said that during read my lips. Did you say wrecked panties? Okay? Forty one votes, The Guatemalan Volcano forty nine votes. The wiener hole is in the lead right now, Rod what's the wiener hole? Well, nobody uses it, so you don't even know. The wiener hole is the hole that they put in men's underwear. Still that I'm convinced that no one uses Okay, I've never used the wiener hole once. Okay, in my whole life. I've been around a long time. All Right,

wiener hole is weird. Yeah, I thought it was going to be just like the Guatemalan volcano. I thought I thought it was gonna be more like a Guatemalan avalanche. With the voting, but it's in second place right now. You vote and you get information about partying with us next week on the world famous Rod Ryan showpage at thebuzz dot com. We'll take a short break, we'll come back, We'll give you some Summer Gods tour tickets,

Rock and Alternative FU. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz Good Morning brought Ryan's show, Welcome Back. Severe thunderstorm warning going on for most of us right now. Thomas listening Bottom just fell out in Spring. Brother Rod made it to work five minutes later lost power. That's in the Spring area. I'm getting some crazy pictures, lots of lightning out there, so yeah, please please be very

very careful out there. This doesn't appear to be something that's going to last all day, but it is going to be for a good chunk of while we are spending time together in the morning. Interesting thing to me is the voting for the Ditch Day shot. We're one week out, Tessa from Ditch I know so one of my favorite things is the Ditch Day official shot. We I don't care what's in it. I let the experts do that. True what we are experts on are coming up with a name, and Jeff

wants to know why sweet Baby Ray's not on the list. Don't worry. We're doing shots of sweet Baby Rays. That will be that That's just that's just part of it. Can someone please cook some biscuit or something? I won No, we're just doing shots of Sweet Baby Ray. I really can't stand us. Jeff is like, what, I really can't stand us. We're Sweet Baby Ray. We're already doing that. That's that's a given.

Tons of votes just came in for the wiener Hole. I did eighty one votes for wiener Hole this is the name of the shot, fifty four Guatemalan Volcano, twenty votes for the Wrecked Panties, nine votes for Taste the Biscuit. Then you got the deep Throat Sea Breezy, and Baby Reindeer bringing up the rear. You can vote on the world famous rod ryanshopage at the buzz dot Com. Of course, I want you all there, but vote still vote though, if you're not going to be able to join us, I

get it. Not everybody can drink during the day. I feel like I've given you enough warning too. When Ditch Day was we announced a couple of weeks ago. I would love to have you guys out at Cactus Cove tomorrow next week at noon. Other things that are trending, Amazon is expanding its Prime Air service. They secured FAA approval to fly delivery drones further, so their obstacle voidance tech was cleared, meaning Amazon drones can fly beyond operator's line

of sight. We're not too far off from things being airmailed to us. Wow, Taco Bell is bringing back giant cheese its to the masses. So they taste that. They tested two menu items made with that huge cheese it. It's like sixteen times the normal side is of a regular cheese it. Yeah, if you were just to like make a big square out of little squared cheese its, right, And what do they do. They put it in one of their crunch wraps. So that's the thing. It's a it's

a Taco Bell collapse. So they tested it in Irvine, but they are taking the collaboration nationwide. I don't know if it's like a tostata. I don't know if it's a crunch No. I saw this. So it's on the food blog page today and it's is a crunch wrap something that's like got like an octagon of taco. Yeah, it's in there. Ah, like this has your name experience everything literally all over. You make homemade. They do like homemade crunch wraps at home, but you don't have that huge cheese

it you might have to get it's a dope? What else that? And then of course our Fanny Friday. That's a number one blog page today. I haven't gone to click on it. I don't know who send in the submission. We'll shout them out as soon as we can. But that's what's trending on ninet four five the Bus. Allright, let's give away some tickets. I have Third Eye Blind, Third Eye Blind Summer God's Tour twenty twenty four, Yellow Carden Arizon on this bill Wiener Holes in the lean, you're

so worried. I just didn't think it was I threw that in there. Just maybe they just make it like a regular shot. But maybe in some way there's like boxers on the bar, all right, and the arm goes through the Wiener hole and sets it down on the bar. I'll let the bar do, all right. That was such a good idea. Sorry, we hate good ideas on the show, all right? For those tickets seven one, three, two and two five nine four five, that sounds like

a great idea. Winning those Summer Gods to our tickets, right. Celebrating twenty years on the Buzz twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us I've ever met. Yeah, yeah, ninety four five, the bus come on, ninety four to five. The buzz about your Chili was singing that last night. Huh right there in the front row. Every day is a new day, dreams. I'm thankful for every breath I take. She was snoring those he was taken. Chili did not go to pod. Look at

him. I am not I am not breaking balls. I am I'm commending you. I'm not the dedication this man has. Plus he's had some family stuff going on. He has it napped. True, in the last two days he was napless, so he did take a nap yesterday and maybe the nap went a little long. You know you're making me regret being responsible. I'm I don't ever do it again, dude, when I live once. There's no ball breaking on this show, at least not right now. Well

it's right now. Right now. I will say that no one on this show knows how to act. The fact that we were all on a morning show that starts way too early in the morning. I feel like keeps us out of so much trouble. I won't take it for granted, so I learned from my mistakeing, so you didn't need to go. You get a live show right now to shit comes to boom. You know that's my favorite. There's no boom boom. Here comes my bed, Here comes my bed. I'm not going to die. Here comes my bed. You know what.

I'm just start drinking right now, Start drinking right now. I'm saying thank you from the whole team and from everybody that listens to this show, links and guests. Looks amazing, and we don't know that that would be the case had you attended. Well, you remember how it looks now, because it won't happen again. You stop. I'm saying thank you, Yes, welcome, That's how I say thank you on the show. Good morning, who's on the phone day? Good morning? Hey? Yes you hi?

What's your name? Julie? Thought I was busting balls. I'm not breaking balls. I'm saying thank you for not going and coming in here fresh and ready to rock. It looks like he went through all the calls. He tells me your color ten wow every morning at this time. Oh yeah, you do. Have you won some fun stuff with us in the past. I have I've actually seen you in person at least like five times. Oh yeah, awesome, Well listen, let's see what you want now you're

you are called ten so to too. You're going to third eye blind with yellow car Arizona. Congratulations, Thank you man, Thank you, Jasmine. Thank you for listening, being a part of the show, interacting with us, being one of the best listeners in the world. Uh mean it when I say it. Have a great weekend. Okay, thank you too. Thank you? What's uh? And then just I'm obsessed with everybody and what the weather is, where they're at. Where are you at right now?

Oh I'm out here in Conro It's pretty bad. But slow down a little bit so I'm on my way to work. Man. Okay, So I hope you're on the tail end of this year. I don't think it's gonna be. It's gonna be a good chunk of the morning. Jasmine, thank you. I want you to get you well, let's get your information. I want you to be sicke, just to be your weather. Thunder storms.

Then they're talking about there's the potential of hail, and then there's we're gonna have to talk about flooding because the ground is so saturated, so there's all these these things that we're going to have to to discuss throughout the morning. Just be safe out there on the roads yourself, say Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone magazine has revealed the best country song of all time time. Now, who's the guy that everybody likes here? George Straight like he's the king.

They call him the King. I don't see George Straight. Oh no, I am a real little more news number ten. Okay, all time, Okay, the greater interesting this is the greatest country song of all time, Julie Jolie. Sorry, behive, it's not Beyonce's version, Jolie. This song came out in nineteen seventy three, still slaps. I mean, the godmother of country, just the godmother period. Could you just any count? But I don't even think you need to call it country. I think

she's just everybody's godmother. I mean Miley Cyrus is godmother. But yeah, you want Dolly Parton to live forever? Yeah? I do. I do. I remember this this list coming out years ago, and I feel like Patsy Klein's Crazy was always thought of as like the greatest country song of all time, And I feel like Dolly Parton's stock is at an all time high right now. It has been, but it's just we're just finally appreciating what

we have. I think in the last couple of years, and that million dollars she donated to COVID, and you know, whatever I do, I don't want to politicize anything here. I do feel like in the last ten years, we are just starting to appreciate what we have, and we're appreciating her while we have her rock and roll hall of fame. She's putting out a rock album, all this stuff. I best country song of all time. I walked the line Johnny kash at Too Crazy, Patsy Klein, I'm

so lone, soome, I could cry, you gotta go. It's so good. It's like it's forties, it's nineteen forty nine. He stopped loving her today. George Jones at number five, great honestly goats like yeah, iconic, no arguments, but it's hard to argue Dolly anything being the number one on any list. I think see this is the best metal song. I think just looking back and like her body of work, like the song she's cranked out and been able to write, and she's like a musical genius.

But not somewhat. I don't think she ever gave superiority or genius, So it wasn't like put some respect up, like she never demanded the respect. So it took us a while to come around and say, actually, can we kind of take a look at everything she's done? Kind of a genie because she's been so cool about everything. Yeah, yeah, greate list, best little Horhouse in Texas, Great movie of all time. That just

made my list. It's Rod Ryan's Free Beer Friday. Alright, this is a funday, go on, let's have some pop. What strixt to me? It is a boose fuel sets from where anything goes. Your own can dial much more beer you swippy wagged, Grab a beer and let it for ninety four five fuzz ninety four five the buzz. It's pop a roach and leave a light on Rob Ryan's show. Free Beer Friday. Two cases of

beer down. We'll hook you up straight up at eight o'clock and uh at nine o'clock, two more cases to get to Thank you to our friends at Specs gave away Summer God's tour tickets all week, so wrapping that up. Oh Jan's Addiction going on sale today at ten we'll have the last pair of win them before they go on sale tickets at eight twenty. I got that

one circled down my calendar to August nineteenth. That's a mustsy show seven one to three Music Hall Open Phones coming in the nine o'clock hour pit passes to Dave Matthews Band. Most of us, I mean, I think just about all of us right now experiencing some sort of wicked weather situation. I just sent it over to you. Check this out, Keith. He said, Hey, Rod, here's a picture of the hail that happened in Dickinson. We had a small pre reign before your big stuff gets here. Dolly is

great. Her theme park, you got to mention, is fun for everyone. They should rename Tennessee to Dolly's state. Keep up the good work. That is, I guess best described as at least quarter size hail. Dude, just drop it. Did they get under the fridge? That looks like his fridge right there too, doesn't it? It looks like a crushed ice, a crushed ice machine. It looks like sonic ice a little bit. Yeah, it's wow, that's nasty, and that's it looks like the kind

that can damage your car. So Dickinson getting some wicked hail this morning, Please be careful. This one came in just from a number. I haven't heard anything about it yet. But how did the diaper part you go for Alex yesterday? Oh? Yeah, how was it? Well? So I don't know Alex did well. It was so noticeable. I think I only put something on our story. It was so noticeable that he was so uncomfortable that it was very nice. Everybody's brought everybody brought him diapers. There was

one little onesie that I lost in my mind. Oh it's so cute, beautiful. You got a lot of diapers. Did get a lot of diapers. So the whole thing was, let's shower Alex with diapers. And you know, the market president Eddie Martini comes out, does a nice little toast, and then you know, he busts balls, does what he does.

Alex doesn't want to be featured, you know what I mean. He doesn't want He likes it in here, but he doesn't want like, he doesn't want main character energy in the hallways here at I heart and and it's everybody staring at him, And I thought, and I know that you were thinking this too, there were some gifts like people put sometimes people put the diapers in a nice little bag like a baby bag, like coming back the girls here in this office. They went all out, they go and it was

great. It was beautiful. Then Ltmo cupcakes. The food was beautiful. They put a picture of you and em up there and stuff, so it was it was laid out beautifully. Yeah, and I was this is where I was feeling for you a little bit. Somebody said, why don't you open up your gifts? No, because we had gotten in with everybody's eating and we were all just kind of conversing back and forth, and I was

like, all right, we just keep this going. And you didn't be an hour up and then we then everybody has to go back to where. Yeah, you weren't under the spotlight once. Once everything was kind of said. Everybody was just kind of eating and standing and just chit chatting. And that was champagne. They did at Champagne toast. Somebody find champagne. But that was really cool. And I was like, oh, I think I just got out of it. I think I just got out. And then

somebody said, why don't you open your gifts? And you know he had every more diapers. There's more diapers, there's some more diapers. Yeah, So that usually comes from someone who want like they want to see you open their gift, like in a bad way, like in a in the worst way. They want to see like look what I ME got you. No, I don't think it's relius. I think sometimes it's just like you think that's what you do in a shower, And so they're like, why don't

you open the present? I don't think. I don't know if the majority of people like like the present watching that's a good poll question at a party, do you like to see the person open up their gifts? So, so I'm in this space right now with the kid parties, we don't take time to sit around and open the gifts. You get a waste of time.

I think you're really precious party time. I don't know. But the parties that we are now having with just the kids in the neighborhood, you're you're not breaking down to everybody watch the kid open gifts and who it's from and reading their car and all of that. I would say ninety five percent of the park are not doing that. You just you got a gift. We're taking the gifts over here, putt them on the table, and then boom, you open them later and then you do your little thank you cards

and all of that. It's not a it's not a it's not a part of the show. You were a part of the show yesterday. You did good. How do you do? What's he doing? He did good. It's the same thing is when an office is singing you happy birthday and you're standing there and you don't know what to do, Like Tesla loves it. Oh my god, everyone's looking at me. It's great. Most people are like, what do I do with my hands? Who do I look at that singing? You should sing to me? Do I look at the person

that's not singing? Wonder why they're not singing? Or just like what's their problem? You look at them with your lifeless eyes? Yeah? Do I confront whoever's not singing? After you? You reassure them, don't worry. You don't have to sing because I wouldn't sing for you either. You don't know who to look at. Yeah, you did good, buddy, it was great. They did. They did a lot. I really appreciate it,

and it was cool. We got a watch of cool gifts. We got that history of rock that I know that you talked about reading that to London. Oh, Paul Lambert, Paul and Nicole Lambert gave us that. They're so cool. We got so much cool stuff and I'm glad it it tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tick. You are a week and a half away from having baby.

Yeah, that's awesome rock and alternative sick. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, the Bus ninety four to five Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. On this free Beer Friday, just minutes away from another case of beer. We've got two left. Thank you to our friends at Specs. We're hooking us up with the beers. And of course we're a little over an hour away from open Phones Friday, where you guys get to chat and chat and yack it up and do your thing the entire hour.

All Right, I know you're gonna talk about weather, so I'll let you kind of do it. Here's Testa with Houston's headlines. Yeah, so the Houston area, I mean, we've just kind of been getting We've been going through the ringer as far as weather goes, and today we're watching for the potential of strong to severe thunderstorms that is happening in some areas of Houston right now. I mean damaging winds, large hail, a brief isolated tornado

possibility, and of course heavy rain. This severe thunderstorm watch is in effect until eleven AM for our area. The lull and thunderstorm activity we had overnight really allowed our atmosphere to recharge by morning. And this is all according to local meteorologists. This is not something that I'm studying on a map anywhere they see what we're doing. We just know that the severe thunderstorm watch, and that's most everybody that's listening to us on the radio is being affected. Yeah,

our morning commuters are definitely being impacted by this. I just saw the traffic map kind of light up, and when that happens, it's usually due to the weather. I mean, the roads are just like we know how to drive in rain, but sometimes the visibility is just majorly affected. And that's no different this morning. Guys. You want to be cautious on the road out there, and also if you don't have to be on the road. You just want to avoid it. You want to let this thing pass

through. I will say, the storms we've been having are intense, but they kind of get in and out. You let them do their thing and then they're out of the way. Of course, rain, flooding, what happens here, happens here. Sixty mile an hour winds like no more. Okay, it's the wind that's got me freaked out right now. Tree limbs. I mean it's every couple of days I'm pulling up some tree limbs in my yard. Okay. So I went on a walk yesterday and there were

the trees that are up and standing. I was like talking to them. I'm like, you're a bad ass. Yeah, you're a bad ass. Like that tree's about ass, Like any tree that has survived these wins lately. It's like, go off, King and Queen, be careful, guys. Donald Trump has now become the first American president to stand trial and be found guilty in a criminal case. So yesterday in New York, jury found him guilty on all thirty four felony counts in his hush money case. All

the national people broke in to kind of read off the verdicts. Donald Trump will almost certainly appeal these convictions, right, I mean it's an appeals process now, and it could take months or longer, likely delaying any punishment that would be handed out by the judge in case past election day. Right, It's highly unlikely he'll do any jail time. Trump's legal team could ultimately seek

a review from the Court of Appeals in Albany. If Trump his hand in prison time, he would likely be allowed to stay out of jail pending his appeals. So that's the latest with that. Let's talk about food, because there's a new deal from Buffalo Wild Wings that's offering a limited time all you can eat wings and fries. Yeah, it's every Monday and Wednesday through July tenth. Buffalo Wild Wings is offering all you can eat boneless wings and fries

for twenty bucks nine. How many ten d's can you eat? If you sat there, you want to put a hurt in on Buffalo Wild Wings, like, oh, yeah, you're gonna have this deal. Well, this is what I'm gonna do to you. It's twenty bucks, so you feel good. You're gonna eat twenty bucks worth? Could you get twenty bucks worth? Yeah? Okay, do you eat ten boneless chicken wings? I think I could definitely ten to twelve, ten to twelve if you like, if you were like Alex, you like to do with bucka to do a dollar

for I think I would adink twenty. Yeah, I'd be like, all right, I think I could definitely do twenty. If you were like, I bet you can't do twenty, probably say boneless ten to twelve? You mean nuggets, like those are nuggets? Well, but I think they're strips right, No, no, a boneless week. Okay, boneless tender tenders are one thing, But the wings, I think they're just like little bite size, like little nuggets. Oh, I might be yeah, you get

a million. Yeah, over that case, fifty thousand, I can do ten to twelve. I think I could do. I could definitely do twenty. If you were like Alex, you can't do twenty. I think that a boneless wing, Alex, you could easily do twenty. And honestly, I'm not these All you can Eat places. I always lose on the deal because my eyes are bigger than my stomach and I'm like, I'm full. I'm the worst person to take to All you can Eat anything. Let's talk

about Minecraft. Minecraft recently celebrating a fifteenth birthday, so people were like, Okay, it's about time it gets a TV treatment. I mean, we've seen video game features that go completely crazy, Fallout, Halo, the Last These are all video game adaptations, and now we have news that an animated Minecraft series is in the works at Netflix. There's no word when it'll come

out. It'll be an original story, it'll have characters. But Minecraft is a best selling video game of all time, three hundred million copies sold. I think a lot of people are gonna get eyes on that no matter what. For season one, I love this band. Okay, Well, after a six year break, he's talking about Snow Patrol, they're back with a new album, The Forest is the Path, and uh yeah, so you're

you're excited. They're going to do upcoming festival shows this year, and then they're going to do an arena tour in twenty twenty five, they say, across the UK, Ireland, Europe, and the US. I don't think I've ever seen them, so there's not many US dates, if any, but I hope they do. They're going to put out a new album, so hopefully we'll get to see them soon. They're the best patrol song. That is a great one, right, this is my favorite WASP song.

Yeah, now, Waston Wasp song. I know they announced the tour, They're coming to Houston. I just play this in a loop. Wasp will be here around Thanksgiving. But okay, Astros go. Yeah, they gonna win. Yesterday they shout out the manners Ford and Nothing to avoid being swept in that series. Alex Bragman and Victor Carrottini both homered in the game. For the Shows, they're going to open up a weekend series with the Twins at Men at mid Park tonight. Renewe Blanco will be on the mount for

the Stress, going up against Minnesota's Pablo Lopez. First pitches at seventen. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Mavericks are headed to the NBA Finals. They blew up the Timberwolves one twenty four to one oh three in Game five of the Western Conference Finals last night. It's their first finals appearance since twenty

eleven. They will lose to the Celtics in the finals, and they're gonna play game one of that series on Thursday night and the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Panthers got by the Rangers three to two last night to take a three to two lead in that series. Tonight, the Stars are gonna host the Oilers for Game five. But the Western Conference Finals, that series is all tied up at two games a piece. That's gonna start at seven thirty and you can watch it on T and T. Go Oilers, Go Oilers.

Anybody but Dallas say everybody, come on, guys, they're from Tech Go Oilers. They might as well as from Nazi Germany. In soccer US dono FC. Speaking of Nazi Germany, Kyrie Irving does support that. Uson DONALDFC are back in action tomorrow night. They're gonna play the Portland Timbers on the road. That's gonna kick off at nine thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV. That's what's going on in sports. Ryan Morning Show six am. The buss tastes free. It is good. You get something to meet.

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a long time ago. It was never labeled by the person's name or whatever. Ninety four or five of the buzz Who else would be so silly? Good morning? Who's on the phone. I don't know who that is? But that the hell of an intro Brother Rod, heck yeah it is. What's your name? Justin your collar? Ted? Oh yeah, I can't even hit that. Congratulations justin You've got the third case of beer today. Our friends over at Specs have provided the beers today. And tell me where

you're from? Comba okay? And oh what's it doing up there? Are you? Are you there? Now? Yeah? I'm a word. But it was raining on my way in. Not bad now Okay. Yeah, everybody's getting some rain today. It's nasty out there. Oh, gay bro, thanks for being a part of the show today, man, enjoy your beers, have a great weekend. Yeah. Third, thank you you too, thank you, thank you, Josh than everybody, justin everybody, great

job standing Headden. One of my favorite Beatles songs, John Lennon, You've Got to Hide Your Love Away. Eddie Vedder does a great cover of this. Remember we talked about the guitar that's being played right here was going up for auction. This very guitar in this song. It was lost for a long time. Somebody found it in an attic and it was confirmed that it was the guitar on this song. It just sold for two point eight five

million dollars, making it the fifth highest selling guitar ever sold. Kurt Cobain has one and two over Eric Clapton, over David Gilmour, over some of these really really big names. Kurt Cobain, and it's it's not what you think because the Kurt Cobain smells like teen spirit guitar that sold for four and a half million dollars. The acoustic he used for the Unplugged in New York over six million dollars. John Lennon's guitar didn't go for as much as Kurt

Cobain's guitar. That's crazy, that's wild, like millennials, right. So it's Jim Hearsay. I mean, I don't know. Jim Hearsay is the owner of the Colts. I think tech guys. I think he owns I think he owns those Cobain guitars and he's got probably the best private collection of all time of guitars. I don't know who bought this, but the article, this sort of stuff is what you find on the music blog page. Hit us up on links and guests. We'll take a short break. We'll

come back and give you Jane's addiction tickets. He used to Rock Houston's Alternative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five The Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan's show Man. We are helping. You're all being safe. Basically from College station to Galveston. That's most of our listening audience, at least those of you that are listening on the radio and the app locally. It's just about all of you are getting some rain. I mean, this

is that sweet spot right now. That's just about everyone is underwater. What does the rest of the weekend look like? Now? Though fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms for your Saturday high of eighty eight. Sunday twenty percent chance of rain, partly cloudy high of ninety. So yeah, I know it's frustrating how much rain we're getting right now. What's trending? Did you see the Brad Pitt George Clooney trailer. They're doing a movie called Wolves and it's

from Apple Original Films, Apple Films. I haven't. I like both of those guys, and I like both of those guys interacting with one another, so I want to see it. I mean, it's going to be a theater movie, they say, exclusively in theaters Sincember twentieth. Those are the biggest stars, male stars that we have to offer. They should be on a big screen at a theater. You know Apple's doing the theater movies.

Yeah, I don't know that. Yeah, they have a production company, and I guess it's I just thought they just put it all on their stream. Yeah that's where that Apple's funding something in the theater. Maybe they think like you, like you do, Rod, that these are big enough stars. Yeah, get people into movie seats. Okay, Also, Tom, that listener, Tom is the reason for two days Benny Friday. He says, good morning, brother Rod and family. I want to want you to

all have a look at a gorgeous Georgia peach. Everybody knows it's peach. Emoji Friday pop right, Tom, you are appreciated. That is the most popular on page. Hey, I want to get back to eminem because he continues to be the number one trend on Twitter and on Google. I guess he released a new video called Houdini. He samples the Steve Miller band and it's like a comic book showdown with the old slim Shady, his old cell from twenty years ago. So a lot of people were talking about it.

The Snoop Dogg, doctor dre Pete Davison, among others, all have cameos in it. And he's coming for everyone. He's coming for even his own kids. He's like my kids, they're so annoying or something like that. I'll be able to tell right away. Does it say what Steve Miller song? Does it fly like an Eagle? I haven't listened to it. I haven't been able to I've just been able to watch it without sound, so

I don't know. Yeah, I guess this new death of some Shady album is going to be out this summer, so everyone's talking about it heavily. That's just training on eighty for five the Buzz Watermelon Volcano has a slight lead right now. How is the shot poll? Knowing two hundred and ten votes, Guatemalan Volcano two hundred and three votes, Wrecked Panties Wiener Hole has dropped to three. What is this nonsense? Ron? What are you talking about?

Have you completely lost it? Maybe the Ditch Day Shot. We're a week out from Ditch Day and we're asking you to vote on the shot name for ditch Day twenty twenty four. Watmalin Volcano's got my vote and it's only got seven votes above Wrecked Panties just came out of nowhere. You vote on the world famous Rod Ryan showpage at the Buzz dot com. Hey, Ringy, dingy, why don't you give us a call for what? Ooh? I have a pair of tickets to see Jane's Addiction and Love and Rockets and

they're co headlining towards seven one three. Tickets go on sale today at ten a m. This is our last pair before they they are released to the public, So good luck seven one three two one, two five, It's ninety four five The Buzz, ninety four five, The Buzz All American rejects on a free beer Friday. Still that until we give away the last case, and then it'll go into open phones Friday. You guys will get to yack it up with us for the entire last hour. I know Chilly's body.

He did not go to pod last night. Took one for the team. Took one for the team. I don't know how he misunderstood what I was doing last hour as ball busting. I thanked him for coming in here one hundred percent ready to rock with us. All he he gipt out on the pod show. I think he slept through it, but he said he did it for his love of the show, So I'm going to go with what he said, so I know his body. He put the Dave Matthews

band tickets on no the show because the show is tonight. It's probably the biggest ticket, maybe this one is, but I think the biggest ticket is in the pit. But we do have some Jaines Addiction tickets for you. Let's do those. Good morning, Hello, Hello, who's this there's Mark? Okay, Mark, I'm interested in where everybody's calling from this morning. Where are you right outside of Houston? But a bitwin of prolin in.

What's the weather situation? It's passing through. It was spinner and lightning earlier, but it's on its way out. That's good news. That's good news. Hey, your caller number ten, congratulations, Yes, sir, I'll take it. Jane's Addiction, Love and Rockets. It's a co headlining tour. I think James is going on last August nineteen seventy one to three Music Hall. Everyone else. Tickets are going on sale today. It's the ticket

Master venue, so Ticketmaster will have your tickets at ten o'clock. Mark, you need not worry about buying tickets for that show. I will see you there. All right, thank you man, Let me take thank you, Thank you so much, hang on for him to please. All right. Well, that's good news to hear that the rain is rolling thrilled according to our weatherman, Mark, who just won those tickets. Oh, this is my favorite rain song. This is the cult rain. Steve White, Oh

that's the bread Man. That's Steve. That's Steve the Breadman. Yeah, Steve White, who's that? Oh Steve the Breadman? Brother Rot if I was able to have one unique superpower, it would be the ability to pop the high beams off of people's cars when they use them at the wrong time. Turn off in caps, turn off your high beams in the rain a hole. That's from Steve the Breadman, who's usually a pretty nice guy. This is one of his little bugaboos, apparently. So I've got a bunch

of these high beams, and then I have this one. Brother, Rod. Please remind people to turn on the lights on their vehicle when they're driving in the rain. Seen today, No headlights, no tail lights, no nothing. Please remind people out there. We're all trying to get through. This is one of you not that listens to this show. That's why I feel like I'm wasting time. Couldn't be us. It's a Dean and Rodge

listener easily, exactly, these girls on the country station. It's got to be them, because I don't think there's one person that listens to the Rod Ryan Show that would dream of getting on the road right now in the current condition that it is with no lights on. So I listen. It's not for you, It's not for anybody that listens to this show. I know you guys are smarter than that. But just in case, if there's one of you, that doesn't mean you're damn lights. It's pissing a lot of

people off this morning. You are upsetting. It's dangerous. It's already nasty enough out there. It's a National Smile Day. Trying to push this thing. It's not smile ey, not getting pushed along. Nobody feels smiley. I feel like the weather is tamping the fact that it's Friday and we're going into the weekend. It's kind of a little It is a literal damper. It's like a big tampon on the day. Yeah, tamping it down. Yeah, I'm still excited about the weekend. Guys too. My family's coming

in later. I'm really stoked. Yeah, well because the baby's coming in. Yes, Jude, bring me that child. All right, So June starts tomorrow. I'm giving you TV. Please let me go ahead. Can you believe it's already going to be June tomorrow? There you go, that's good, it feels so good. That's our TV star And then then your co host, No, I can't believe that's what tomorrow is. Where has this year gone? Time flies? When you're TV and shirts. Sure right

now? You know it yesterday it was January. I mean that's the kind of length and it's summer. That's the kind of television banter that I look forward to on my midday TV. NBA finals start next Thursday, Alex June sixth. June sixth, Alex Stanley Cubs and Celtics Stanley Cup finals start on the eighth. Oh, this is my bit where I do like what you what you have to look forward to in the month, But I need to announce that that's what this bit is. There's not a whole lot going on

in tennis. The French Open that runs through June ninth, and the twenty fourth US Open. I'm talking golf now. For Belmont is next weekend. Well, so US opens June thirteenth through the sixteenth. What he got over there, horse horse guy, Belmont, the third leg of the Triple Crown. Oh, you know what, here's the deal. A couple of weeks ago, we were getting into the elevator at the same time last last week.

I looked over at my sports guy what happened? And I said, did you even mention that Indianapolis five hundred today on the sports that was coming up this weekend. Race guy. All right, Sorry, it's just there's way too much Star Wars stuff out there. There's another Star Wars thingy Oh thank god coming up on Disney Plus on June fourth, the Apple Lte thank

you. Uh that's Darth Vader's back. Oh I doubt it. Uh. Part two of Bridgerton is I thought Part two of Bridgerton season three drops on Netflix June thirteenth, So there you go, Chili, We'll be watching that. House of Dragon is coming back this month. I did watch the first season of that. It's the spin off of Game of Thrones. It was good, it was good, and it was just, you know, outrageous. A nice brand wasn't in it. But a nie is heavy. I

mean, I'm not really gonna sell it here. But a niece is having sex with her uncle. It's weird. They get married. Yeah, all the incest you've come to love on Game of Thrones is continuing. You missed it. It's back in the House of Dragon HBO on the sixteenth season three of the Bear that's the one. That's what I am so humped about. It's not till the end of the month. It's not until June twenty seventh, so it'll be here for you. Note, Pal, next weekend,

you're gonna be talking about bad boys, ride or Die? Okay, isn't that? Will Smith back with Martin? Yeah, so Chile, you might actually go out to the theaters. You know he's gonna love that. And then, guys, I shouldn't be last but least, but not least, but I should have led with this. Father's Day is this month, and it just gets the shaft. So you don't even know what're you gonna say? Sixteen Alex knows because it's his first Father's Day. Counting the days,

what are we gonna get him? Juneteenth is on the nineteenth, that's it's not a company holiday. And tomorrow starts Pride Month, though you're gonna see that all month long. First official day of summer won't be until the twentieth, but it's already feeling like summer around here. That's what you got to

look forward to. Can you believe? Yes, today's the last day a man twenty years of Mayhem in the morning with the Run Ryan Show only ninety four, five five ninety four or five Buzz three eleven and down Rod Ryan's Show so I can't wait to talk to you guys, I mean even more than I already am. But I want you guys to run the show.

Open phones will be the entire last hour. If you want to squeeze in, you know what the weather doing, where it's going near you, you want to plug something that's happening this weekend, it's here's a heads up. And I don't want the whole thing to turn into a commercial for what you guys have going on. But if you're worried about the weather, and if you've looked ahead and your event is still happening, that would be a great opportunity to let people know, hey, rain or shine, we're still doing

you know, fill in the blank whatever you got planned this weekend. So we've got those thunderstorms and it's still real nasty out there, so just be careful rest of the weekend. Fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms, high of eighty eight for your Saturday Sunday, twenty percent chance of rain, part of the cloudy high ninety. So it looks like we'll be able to dry out

a little bit over the weekend. Wrecked panties, I'm shocked. I mean I was shocked when wiener Hole, I was shocked at anything other than the Guatemalan volcano was at the number one spot. People, And you guys are

voting. You're doing a great job. You're voting on the shot name for ditch Day twenty twenty four, which is one week away, and three hundred and forty one votes, wrecked panties, three hundred and fifteen votes, Guatemalan volcano, two eighty five for wiener Hole, and the only thing that's I mean out of reach. But you know, if there is a fourth place, it's Taste the Biscuit, which that's my vote. Are we the only

ones I find that sound funny? We might know that's my track. That's one of the things that you that I look at that I think we've been taught a lot about on the air, and maybe no one else found any humor in that. Alex hate that Janet is on the road listening to us, and I was giving my little psa about turning your lights on, Rod, thank you while you are currently talking on the radio. I was hoping these donkey holes driving in front of me and behind me are listening. They

both have their lights off. That blows my mind that absolutely blows my mind that people are driving around without their lights. Rob please add this to your list. Don't drive with your hazards on. Some guy even suggested that as a poll question. Adam said flashers are not He says, they're really annoying. But we come to find out, right, we looked this up. Not illegal in Texas. It's not illegal to drive with your hazards on.

But somebody pointed out you better stay in that lane because we can't tell behind if your hazards are on. We can't tell if you're have your turn signal

U right, so hazards you got to stay in that lane. But yeah, I think even a cop called in and said, it's not we don't it's not our favorite thing, but it's not illegal, right, So just be careful out there, play nice and please remember that it's Smile Day, okay, buddy of the Elf Smiling Smile is my favorite Houston, Houston's alternative and tell them at the rod Ryan Morning Shown, the Buzz ninety five, the Buzz, Shine down the Symptom of being human. Rod Ryan Show.

On a very very wet, free beer Friday, another case has come in your way, and then we'll go right in. We'll get right into open phones. So the next I guess giveaway if you know, if the only reason you listen to this show, which makes me a little sad, but I'm sure it exists. If the only reason you listen to us is for like the free crap uh pit passes for Dave Matthews Man, we'll give those away on no the show. So I guess one final time, let's talk

about the weather here a little bit. Let's lead with it on Houston's headlines. Absolutely, the Houston area is just watching for the potential of strong to severe thund Some people are already experiencing that, depending on the area of town they're in. A severe thunderstorm watch is in effect until eleven a m. So overnight there was a lull in activity and that allowed our atmosphere to recharge.

My morning, so the meteorologists are all anticipating a strong line of heavy rain and storms that will move in from the northwest and really has impacted drivers on this morning commute. I can see it in the traffic map. Drivers have definitely been impacted. They're saying another possible round of storms this afternoon, but not as may not be as strong as the ones this morning. It's pretty consistent though, when I'm looking so ninive sixty at noon and then the

weekend too. Seventy percent chance today at three o'clock. But it's just like we're so saturated that there's a good chance of some rain going on through seven eight o'clock tonight. Yeah. The next story is Donald Trump, and I'm actually going to see if this press conference is getting Oh he was going to talk today, huh. Yeah, So if you didn't know, if you've been under a rock. Donald Trump is now the first former president to be

found guilty in a criminal case. Yesterday, a New York jury found Trump guilty on all thirty four counts in his hush money trial. He was convicted by a jury of his peers of falsifying records before the twenty sixteen election to high payments to adult film stars Stormy Daniels. He's expected to be sentenced in July. However, Donald Trump will give a news conference this morning. He is expected to appeal. He's going to comment on being convicted in the hush

money case. He's expected to have comments at his news conference. They're saying eleven am Eastern Eastern time. So ten am, as soon as the show ends, our time at Trump Tower is where he's going to give that press conference. Let's talk about gen xers because they're amazing. There was a there were a few out appreciate that. So a younger kid on TikTok posted a video and asked, what, like, what was a deal about drinking out

of the water hose where sink's not an option? Her respet was pretty genius. When y'all are saying that y'all used to drink from the hose? Were sinks not an option? Who's gonna tell them? You want me to tell them? We weren't a lot in the house. Our childhood was like one never any episode of that TV show Survivor. We are indestructible. We've never sat in car seats, nobody's ever given us swimming lessons. We've all been either shot with a baby gun or stabbed with a chart. The television stations

had to make a commercial reminding our parents that they had kids. Every night on the ten PM news, a voice would come on and say, it's ten pm. Do you know where your children are? Sinks? We're not an option? Did you know that that was on television? At night. I did know that. Yeah, I did know that. Every night. It was weird because you were a kid you heard it. That meant you

were up late. You heard it like maybe on the weekend, and it's fawned from like actual kids, like a kid getting kidnapped, right, and then they were like, Okay, let's do these public service announcements. Like you know, I learned that through like one of these dateline things that I watched. It probably came from something. Yeah. Right, Yeah, it's brilliant. Her whole rant. There's some cussing and stuff in it. That's the part we could play. She's really handling this brilliantly, and it's a

proud gen X moment for sure. That's on Linksdin's Guests. It's got its own blog page. Remember the Dune Too popcorn bucket that inadvertently came out looking like a sex toy. Yeah, it looked like a fleshlight. Yeah. Well now the new Deadpool and Wolverine popcorn bucket. Intentionally it looks like a sex toy. It's Wolverine's head and his mouth is as wide open. It's just a wide open mouth. But the mouth is where you get the popcorn. So it's just really wide. If I'm saying, if you can make

it work, good for you, Good for you. Lenny Kravitz hasn't been in a serious relationship for nine years, but get this, he's been celibate all that time, and he says it's a spiritual thing. He says his decision was inspired by his dad. His dad used to cheat on his mom all the time growing up, and when he confronted his dad about it, his dad said, you're gonna be the same way when you're older. And he says, you know what, after my marriage to Lisa Bonet, I

did become more like him. I was becoming a player and I didn't like that. I didn't want to be that guy. So he said, in order to tackle that, he had to take responsibility, be discipline, and not give into his own desires. You can read this whole article. It's it's pretty inspiring. I mean, who knew? Who knew? One of the sexiest man on the planet, not intentionally not getting laid backed up? Those are Houston headlines. Oh there's that? Is it? Not playing?

I'll try it again? Hey there they are. Hey the Astros w one last night. Yeah, they gotta win Yesterday they beat the Mariners Ford and nothing. Alex Bregman and Victor Carrettini both homed in the game for the Strows. Tonight, they're gonna open up a weekend series with the Twins at Minute Made Park. Renew Blanco is going to be in the Mountain for the Strows,

going up against Minnesota's Pablo Lopez for his pitches at seven ten. You can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Mavericks are headed to the NBA Finals. They blew out the Timberwolves one twenty four to one oh three in Game five of the Western Conference Finals. Last night. They were gonna play the Celtics in

the finals. Game one is gonna be on Thursday night. In the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Panthers got by the Rangers to last night I read it to last night, to take a three two lead in that series. Tonight, the Stars are gonna host the Oilers for Game five the Western Conference Finals. That series is tied up at two games a piece. That'll start at seven thirty and you can watch it on T and T. And then in soccer, Houston's anamo FC are back in action tomorrow night. They're gonna play the

Portland Timbers on the road. That'll kick off at nine thirty. You can watch it on Apple TV. That is what's going on in sports. Do you think Lenny Kravitz for real? Nothing? I mean, I think that's probably accurate because it's so unbelievable that it's gotta be real. But you know how people are now California sober meaning you can still do stuff, but just call yourself California sober. Like, like, what if he's getting some tuggies? I think he probably is for himself. I think he probably is for

him from himself. Or does celibate me like all the way? No? Nothing, I don't know. That's what I'm asking that California sober is thedumbest thing I ever heard of my life and goog like still get tuggies? Yeah, I think okay. Celibacy is a state of obtaining from marriage and sexual relations. Abstinence, I think is when it's like na not a lot of nada. Jeez. Lenny Way backed up Houston's Rock and Alter and The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM. The Buzz Let's give Away the Beer

Bam Fridayam Friday. You free Bamn Friday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday, Right Bam Friday, and Rocky Damn Friday and Bam Friday. Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, good morning. Who is this? Good morning? This is Chris. Chris. You call a number ten? Chris, all right, I feel Tessa. We need about six drops from the movie Just Friends, the whole movie and put it on. We just do them live, but we've never taken the time to go out and get the actual drops.

That what we just said, Chris, that's from that movie. Chris, your caller number ten. I'm gonna give you the fourth and final case of beer today. I gotta make them. That's gotta be on me. I gotta go get drops from the movie Just Friends. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies. Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. I can't recommend that movie at all. Anna faris Anna. She is brilliant in that movie. It's so funny. Steals every scene from Chris And Hey, does it look like the

worst of it is over? I don't know if you're still up there? Yeah, I don't still rain? Pretty good over here is all right, man, Hey, be safe, Chris, thanks for being a part of the show. Man, have a great weekend. Okay, thank you guys, thank you Chris, thank you so much. Time. Yeah, it's time, it's time. It's time. Open phones for Friday, Open phones for Friday. More like open phones fried Yay. Yeah, what do you want to talk about? Phone lines are open right now seven one, three,

two, five four five. And yeah, I was hoping the truck a truck array. I'm glad. I'm so glad that you chimed in. Uh where are you? Where are you truckering? Well, I've been working out here in bullsher trying to make deliveries. I'm on I ten and three fifty nine, fishing to go east bound on this ten. Uh. I've been in there all morning. The rain came through the Grand Parkway and I drove through it and uh, now I got lightning in the ground. So yeah, I said, you a picture of a job site that I was

just I was just at what I'm dealing with this morning. Yeah. Yeah, if you guys don't need to be on right now, yeah, I would highly recommend you to stay home. Please stay off your phone. Dog God, I drove past the fool this morning, scrolling down here actually reading his phone in the rain. And uh, yeah, I mean, we can't do it. We can't do it. Why can't y'all, I mean, why do y'all have to do it? Yeah? The guys that are up high in those trucks, they got the best view inside all the vehicles,

so they know what you're doing. Now, is it? Is it a lot? Because it's amazing to me. We're on the air during these weather storms and a million emails seem to come in and it's talking a while. Would you tell people to please turn their damn lights on? You're on the road all the time, do you see it? Is it often that you see cars driving around in these rainstorms with no lights? Yep? Exactly.

As a matter of fact, Yeah, I just saw a bullsh of police roam in the neighborhood with his lights off, so you know, stop no way, Okay. Yeah, I mean he's just you know, uh, roaming around the neighborhood, you know, doing his job. But yeah, he's roaming around in the and uh and the headlight issue, yeah, the blinking lights, the flashing lights. Yeah, because to me, it tells me you are in an emergency. Uh, you know, it's an emergency situation, not not be just you know, because you can't see.

Yeah, uh, you're you're telling me you have an emergency. And and if you keep rolling, I'm trying to pass you and you're still rolling, and then you got the nerve to speed up as I'm trying to pass you. Yeah, yeah, I got I see a lot and I'm not there. You know, I'm an army of one. But my fellow truckers, yeah they're out here. Yeah, but one thing, right, forty tons does not stop on a dime, and that's the legal weight that most of these trucks carry. So you feel you the need to go from the hammer

lane to the slow lane and just cut right across us. We are not stopping. Yeah, that's a that's a smart thing. It's so tempting. I'm gonna cut you off their truck rail. I want you to be safe. It's so tempting. Those trucks are leaving that space in front of them for a reason. It's not that they're cool and they want everybody to jump in front of them. Because they're a truck. They need that amount of

room to stop. So these guys know, they know what they're hauling, they know what their truck weighs, they know how long it takes them to stop. I get it. It's myself included. It's so tempting to just jump in front of that truck. They're leaving that space because that's what they need. When you jump in there. Guess what, they no longer have the space they need, which why I let them finish, Because that wasn't one more thing. That was forty more things. Chickaray, I love you

very much. Lead with the first thing, the last thing first. Andrea, you're next up on open phones. Good morning. Hey, I wanted to ask a question and then I wanted to have a PSA for everybody. Please please do y'all tip your Uber drivers always, always, every time heis reading, I know that tipping is getting out of hand, you know, counter counter service asking tipping for like just taking your order, but hip your Uber drive. They are out in this rain and a five dollars trip is

going to do nothing if you don't tip at least three dollars. A three dollars tip makes a world of a difference. You can't say I do anywhere from twenty to thirty rides a day, and I'm lucky if I get five people to tip. Okay, that was going to you know you listen, you know what My follow up question was going to be, out of twenty rides, five people on average, If you do twenty rides, you're only getting a tip from five of those rides. Yep, Okay, back quickly,

maybe even two quick follow up questions? Are you do you have the proper temperature in your car? Does it? Is it stick? Is it stinky in your car? Is it comfortable? I wash my car every day. It's clean inside before Yep. The first thing I do, before I even start, I go to the car wash, I go get gas,

and then I start. I have three chargers that have been stolen twice, and I even have a little tablet back there from a company call Octopus that gives them two right shirt drivers where you can play games and you're entertained. I had no idea that it was so bad. Everyone needs to do better.

Twenty five percent of people are tipping this this poor gale. Do you forget sometimes, Like if I'm drunk and I get home and then the next time I get on though, I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry that I just do you like ten dollars, so you may get it like two weeks later. But Bober will always tip when it reminds you. Uber will keep that page open if you didn't tip, which is good because I'm always like, dude, I'm so sorry. Even a couple of days later,

it'll be there. When you go to uber it's like, hey, oh damn, I never tipped that guy, so yeah, I'll hit them up. Okay, that's a good call that many people didn't tip. I just assumed that it was a given that you tip your driver. That's another line. Open seven one, three, two, two, nine four five. It is open phones Friday. Get on board with us Hot and The rod Ryan Morning Show six Am, The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Welcome back rod Ryan's Show. It is now open phones Friday. But we we've

got to let Alex do his thing online. Kid's Alix Online five The Much What you Got? I think I might have done this one a while a long long time ago. But it's it's a mind reading Genie is your AOL today, So you're gonna think of a character like a person, an object, or an animal, and it's basically you're playing guests who with this genie? I yeah, I did Vince Van taking twenty six guesses to get Vince Vaughan. But then I did a dog and taking like six guesses, so

it's pretty crazy. We could do it right now, but my computer is being kind of slow, so I don't think that would be great. Radio. No, but you basically in your mind just think of whoever it is, and then you just keep answering the genie's questions and then it'll spit out the answer. Sometimes it's wrong, but then if you if it's wrong, then you keep going and it does eventually. Guess it sounds a little AI. Bro it was before AI. It sounds a little AI. It's the

genie. I feel like he's a AI. I think they are working for me AI. End of this go check it out. Won't finish right, Rand show pages the buz that AI I do, So I let it go. You're in luck. It's open phones Friday. All right, let's go down the road here. Who's been holding well? Josh Tree. We got to get it back into the shop working, but he's been on hold for a while. Jerome, good morning, good morning. Sorry, let me

get out of the shop. It's pretty loud in there. Okay. Now, if you're going to yell at me that I don't have a poll question on Twitter, I do have a pole question on Linked and guests today. And he's the one that always like, dude, how come no poll question today? He lives for them. Did you vote for the shot name for ditch Day? Which one? Did you write about it? I went ahead and went with the Guatemalin Volcano. I just I mean, it's the best

name, right, I think so. But it's got five thirty four and Wrecked Panties has five hundred and fifty one. No, it's really coming down to those two. Wiener Hole has dropped to third place with three hundred and seventy four US. So there's a there's a bunch of trolls going on. I don't know this. Julie says he's got this thing hack proof. But all right, so what did you want to bitch about? Nothing? Man? I was just telling y'all good morning really yeah? Right, yeah,

that's it. That's it? Great guy? Is that another thing? Good morning? Nothing? Hey? Everybody, everybody needs to go to pass the gravy merch and pick up the new merch. Okay, like I've just ordered my I P and pools, so you're gonna walk around with a shirt that says IP and pools and then it's got as because this is capacity. Baby. Oh okay, all right, very good, Thank you, Jerome. That's a you're a good ud, You're a good later ladle alure. This

is Tony. Hi, Tony, Hey, good morning guys, Good morning Tony. What you got for open phones today? Oh, guys, I just wanted to say I'm a longtime listener, first time caller, thank you, And I just wanted to come out here and say you guys that if you haven't yet, please please please accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior. You know that times are changing. I just want to make sure I love you guys. He loves you guys. I just want to see you

guys in heaven with him. And uh, thanks to appreciate that, Tony. I appreciate that, Tony, thank you very much. Looking out, we're getting all the ladle ladles here. Here's Moondo. Good morning, later later, good morning guys. Well, I'm not sure I'm gonna follow a last call, but Josh Kna already did what I was going to do, which was you know, Alex is having a baby. He needs some mixer income. So everyone go to the Pasigravy merch dot com. Get the Chili

inspired I p and Pools T shirt. There's a you know, there's a later Lifts concert. You know, I was wondering if that was Chili inspired. We've talked about that summer time. The man just the man just doesn't urinate. I think he just he definitely does just He's a nine hour guy. He can go and can wait nine hours to go. Now the only now, the only thing I need to have Alex is he needs some get

speed on like a Pastorgary speed over Chimney. Well, get on that, Alex, all right, thank you, Mundo Lada later Jose good morning, Hey, good morning. Everybody wanted to tell you guys good morning. And I wanted to sympathize with Chile because I also couldnot go to Podla if I was looking forward to by both Josees got shut out. Wait why do you go? Was there any I wasn't meant to have fun? Sorry? Were

there any Joses at the show? I bet there were? I wouldn't no no way, Joss, but no, I just wasn't meant to have fun last night. I've been having trying to get my eighty fixed in my car for a couple of days now, and that put me quite a few hundred bucks back, and so I thought I'd go out with the family last night, watch a movie. You know that power went out. I think maybe two minutes to the movies. You know what, Let's go man, hard

times on these joses. Right now, you come to bed, You come to bed, Nikki the pottery lady, Hello there, how are you great? How are you? What you got for us today? So I want to calm everybody down. This is going to be a quiet, happy moment. Please. I don't know if you've driven around and you've seen trees absolutely covered in these spider web things. Oh yeah, worms. Well, I'm

seeing a lot of I think this is where you're going. If you're on if you're on any kind of a track, maybe like on a bike trail or something. There's caterpillars and I didn't know they move this fast, but there's caterpillars going back and forth, back and forth. Is that something what you're getting into here? It's similar. That's the next stage. So everybody's freaking out about their trees being covered by these they're they're a type of silkworm.

They're caterpillars. They're pointy looking, but they're not. Actually they don't. They don't sting or anything like that. Yes, they are going to strip your trees of all their leaves. It's okay. The tree can bounce back. Don't go crazy. Don't cut him out. You're going to stress the tree and kill it. You don't have to go to home depot and freak out and buy a bunch of pesticides or anything. This is all going to pass in a couple of weeks, and our birds are going to be

so fat and happy them alone. It's a great little lesson. I mean, you can collect the silk all day silk they make and get a shirt gun. That is all the beauty of open phones. Caterpillars, Jesus, and chili panties. I mean, you just never know what's going to be on that phone. That's another line, open man, bring it, bring it. Because of bringing it well for open phone seven one, three, two five, we'll do one more bank of calls. The r Ry Show

celebrating twenty years ninety four or five. The bus twenty four five, The Buys blankwid eighty two, Rod Ryan Show, Open Phones Friday, Tricia rod Your callers be wildling today, wild wildland your collars, your callers be wildling today. Like you said, you don't know what's coming out of that chamber, You don't, you know, that's the beauty of open phones. Man, let's go. Let's go back over to these phones. I wanna get. I'm gonna try to get everybody on that's holding Kevin. Good morning,

Hey, good morning, How doing great? Kevin? What do you got for open phones? Uh? Yeah, I'm a trucker too. Just like when he said, it's it's it's nasty out here, but it's clear enough. But what nailing one of the calls? I wanted some gradual late Alex, you though, I hate his gut? Do you know? Hey a second, do you know this Kevin that's busting your balls? You probably went

to school of them go to school, you know? All right? Well, I was the one that was that was complaining whenever he each time Alix trolls on the on the Cowboys and all that. And I was the one that came in when the Texans lost, And I bet you deserve what you got, what you want to congratulate? Yeah, you were saying something nice, So I don't. I don't hate eater. I don't hate eater of them. I'm actually root for both teams. Whether you like it or not.

I don't know if I agree with that. But great call. But being on the but being in the truck, you're eighteen wheeler over the road. Yeah, how often are you local? How often are you on the CB radio ten to four? Good buddy, I don't have one. Really, it's just been it's just not something that you're you're doing. You're using. Well, it's I got buying new one and then I got to install it and then But other than that, I'm not in the same truck all

the time, so it's not really worth it. Gotcha. Okay, it's not your truck. That makes sense, all right, Kevin? Please roll safe and again give give those truckers. They need that room in front of them. Okay, that's really important when it's raining out. The one they call tim good morning, Good morning, brother, Ud soup for soup man? What you got this weekend? Said? That's actually tomorrow, Humble is

having a bacon festival ten dollars to get in. It's awesome. Don't forget to go to breed Bee's T shirts and get your official Humble Baconfest T shirt. They're gonna be on Houston Life today. The festival. People like giving us baking, beer, bacon treats and all that stuff. So I'm looking forward to that. Are you going to it or are you participating or what? Just eating bacon? What are you doing? I'm going to it. Man, it's bacon, yeah, good breaking and beer. All right,

Bro, thank you. That's a that's a great shout out. Jordan Welch and the machine he's been holding. Hey, dude, thanks for hanging in there. What you got? Hey? Everyone? Sorry, I'm a little under the weather, so my voice sound bad. I apologize. It's okay, Bro, you sound great. You sound great. I'm sorry that you sorry you're not feeling well. What do you got for open phones today? Well? I tried signing up for the Sizzler last year, and I think

I'm gonna try again, and I hope I get to play. It sounds fun and it's hard at times, but you know, just gotta practice. Name that tune, I guess. Yeah, So the Sizzler it is happening. It's absolutely happening. We haven't announced a date when we're going to announce with Shell Federal Credit Union. We can't do it without them. They have promised us the six thousand dollars. So it's the suburb Summer Sizzler, the official Summer. I think we talked about it when we talked about looking forward

to things in June. It is coming up later on this month. We will make an announcement. We will have you guys all sign up. And Jordan, who would you be? What suburb would you be representing if you did get through clear Lake City? Clear Lake City? All right, my man, Well listen, clear Lake City would be I'm sure proud honored to have you. Ryan is next up on open Phones. Hey, I'm I just want you to wish me luck. I'm on on, I'm on them, on on them Open Championships ships. I'm I'm I will be going on

a drip and I'm a dom do Las Vegas time ever, dude? Good luck? Man represent us? Yeah, and have you have you mentally set aside an amount of money that you're comfortable losing? That's what I asked people. No, no, no, I asked that people when they go for the when they go for the first time, it's like, Okay, don't you if your life's gonna be over and you lose four hundred dollars, don't go have you? Have you set aside a certain amount of money that you're

comfortable losing. I'm four. Yeah. I mean again, I'm not trying to like put you in the poorhouse, but have a little fun out there. Don't go out there hoping that you're gonna win. And I mean you want to hope you win, of course, but don't back to win is what I'm saying. Okay, everything's everything's for the house. Where you sam going for bowling too? You go, you're bawling, You're bowling out there in a tournament. Yeah, awesome, Well, good luck to you,

my man. Take some pictures now we're invested in your bowling trip out in Vegas. Do you think he get hit a seven ten? Like I know it's Ryan, but like, would would you be okay if we referred to you as Randy if you hit a seven ten this weekend? Okay, the seven ten split Ryan? How difficult, I'm uh, it will be the hardest thing. I'm ill. I'm I'm I have have the mom ever dynam in my bowling career. Dude, I'm telling you, what if you do it, send us video of this? All right? Thank you, Ryan

Tremor. I told you I'm gonna get these guys on quickly. Trevor, good morning, Good morning, brother Rod. How you doing. I just wanted to give a big shout out to future wife. We're actually getting married tomorrow down on um a boardwalk. Hey, I love you and uh yeah, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. First marriage for both of you. I'm pleaded faith for me. Ah, fair enough, fair enough. How long have you guys been dating? We've been

together now for five years. We actually have a we have a kid together. He's three years old. Okay, he actually just turned three less actually on Monday. Yeah. What's the guest list looking like? How many people? Like? Roughly around one hundred and forty people. Man, that's good, that's manageable. I mean it's a lot, that's okay. First of all, that's a lot of people. Okay, it is a lot of

people. It is a lot of people. But we have very big family and we have a bunch of friends coming so it's just going to be a party and a great good time. Have you discussed Has anybody said, look, I know it makes for a fun picture, but do not put that cake in my face? Has the cake discussion happened? No, No, nobody said anything about that. Please don't do that. If you've if you've been told you're not supposed to do it, you should do it. Please

don't you started listening right now? You you have to say that's forbidden, because if you don't bring it up, you're getting the cake in your face, my perfectly made up face. It's forbidden. Last call, Alfred, Oh, good morning, Hey, good morning sir. How are you so great? Man? Let's go out on a bang. Here? What you got for us? Hey? I just wanted to throw out a plug there for its Operation wet VET. It's a veteran run nonprofit organization dedicated to serving

combat wounded disabled veterans UH first responders that have PTSD. So uh. They're based out of Florida, but they're trying to look into Texas to see if we can get some people to help, you know, our veterans and whatnot, to see what we need and how they can help. Well, they're smart to go after Texas because we have more veterans in this state than any other state, so they know what they're doing. So they're going after the

right state. Where can people get more information about this, Alfredo, So it would be www dot Operation vet dot org. Man, that's great operation. That's awesome, Alfredo. Did you serve yourself? Yeah? Actually I served with the marine that started this nonprofit in Iraq in two thousand and four and we maintained as friends. So you're aome. He's asking me to get some help down here in Texas, and I was like, I'm your huckleberry. Let's do it a good friend, and thank you so much, Thank

you, Thank you, Alfredo. Have a great weekend. You as will take care. Thank you. Man. That's a great way to end up. Agreed. That's an awesome way to put a cap on what was a very all all over the place on open phones. I love it. It is my favorite hour of radio on the radio. But it's coming to a close, everybody, what we did not give away yet, So we have left a pair of pit tickets to Dave Matthew's band tonight at Woodland's Pavilion. So I got to come up with the question here, all right, get

you in the p it. It's all coming up after this, The Rod Ryan Morning Show, The Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz, Welcome back. Okay, this is the last thing that we've got left sitting around before we turn you loose for the weekend. L hope you guys are going to be okay out there at the Woodlands Pavilion if you're out there on the lawn. Could be a little wet out there. Yeah, we got rain kind of continuing throughout the day. So I mean listen, big wet t shirt

contest out there at the Dave Matthew show. These tickets you won't have to worry about that because they are in the pit. So you are right there close to Dave tonight. If you answer Tessa's question correctly, know the show. You're right? This is important. Can someone please sing back to me the song made for Chile because he did not attend the concert last night. It's a very specific song. Rod made it up. It's very good, it was. Can we tell him it was the pod show last night?

Sure? Sure, just so you can get out of here. Yeah, I did sing him a little song. I crafted it for him, and I don't feel it. He appreciated it. He did it seven one three, two one two five nine four five. If you know the show, Hey Alexa, play ninety four point five The Buzz on iHeartRadio ninety four point five to bus station from iHeartRadio, Houston's Rock and Alternative ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show, ten years Waste Land and Uh,

we're gonna turn you guys loose for the weekend. Hopefully you keep it here, but we've got one last bit of business to get to. Uh. The weather is weathering, you know, don't need us to tell you. It's just bad out there. Hopefully we're gonna get a little bit of a break, but it does look like that there's going to be a chance of showers throughout the day. I say that because of the tickets we're giving away too. Man, you're you're gonna be heading up to the woodlands.

And if you do have lawn passes, we know that's where the babies are made, not during Dave Matthews, huh maybe maybe, Oh yeah, be in good mood. I bet it's gonna be fragrant up there. That's unnecessary. I'm talking about weed. The smells narrow wrant, I'm talking about weed. Would you think I was talking about the smells of making babies? You went the wrong way on that one. You chose the wrong door filth on ninety four fives. Let's see if this guy gets it. I don't think

this is an easy question to Daniel. Good morning here, Hi, Daniel, h listen to Tessa, please, Daniel. What song did Rod make for Chila after he did not go to the pod show last night? Here comes to bed, bed, Here comes to bed. I'm not God, Here comes my bed. Can we talk to Chilia? Missing Od? He went to bed last night? He's not he's mad. Bro. I told you. I think it's funny. It's so awesome that you value this job and value the show and the efforts you did not want to go out and

worry about not performing at a high level. Oh, I'm not mad. I'm just taking mental notes. I could barely hear you. Well, it's just Chili. Well, it's just chili. He's complaining. I listen, brother, my friend chill you're talking about I'm gonna say it one more time. Oh, here's the part not going to the show bed. It comes my bed, so I know that Daniel's not getting his price. Yes he is, and then I can't hear it. If he can't hear me, he won't be able to hear my instructions. All right, I can hear

the background. You think more than more than the voices? I gotcha? All right, Well listen, bro, Chili, sare you go? Chili's mad that you're not going to be a winner today, he said, because you're getting it. He's doing the complete opposite. You do know the show? That means you do get the tickets, Daniel, You're gonna get those tickets. All right? Congratulations Chili. I love what I do. Everybody stay drive this weekend. Thank you Daniel, Chili, thank you going to

bed. Thank you for putting your career at a high level and not, you know, taking one of the team that day that ended today. How can I tell this guy that I appre ciate what he did? Why is that? Why is he get get him the jeep? I don't know the world that you guys think that works like a good it's like a friendly thing to do. Give us your car. I gotta sell that because I want to buy my jeep. I say no, he wants me to give it to him for zero. I need to sell that je I could have used

a little more cow bell. You're gonna want that cow bell. I gotta have more cow bell, bab I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell. That's say it. We gotta go. I'd like to I'd like to thank Chili. I'd like to thank Chili for the product that he came in with today himself, wonderful, a product that was like a well oiled, rested machine and links and guests went swimmingly and I didn't. But we have to do this now. If you could please pull it up,

we're going to announce the shot. I will pull it up. So as I'm doing this, just pull it up and get it ready. Eytime. Hall of Famer Kenny the cash Man took out Sexy James and two questions. Man, it was lightning quick. It's like we didn't even play the game today. Sexy James was just like, that's it is it over? Yeah, it's over, dude. Thank you Specs for all the free beer today. Fanny Friday number one link today, open phones, callers, a

little bit of everything in there today. I really do. I mean it. It's not a throwaway hour for me. It's an enjoyable hour to get you guys and get different voices on the show and a couple of great plugs. I thought that last plug was beautiful. Hopefully you heard that url and you go check that out. Uh. Six picks, I think is Chile. I don't want to pile on for some reason, he's not taking my message as well today. So Chili has six picks at rod Ryan Show all

socials okay, mm hmmm. It says our story is funny. Oh like the rod Ryan Shows story on Instagram. It's Alice and the diiper Tower. Oh yeah, yeah, he's like looking all awkward. I didn't even know you posted that. And my wife was like, well, I love the video of you at the baby show? Was like, where did you see a video of me at the baby show? And again I said something nice, I said, Alex is handling this like a champ? Is that maybe? Is that? Like? I didn't think. I didn't think. I

just didn't know there was a video out there. And so my wife was like, I just seen people were sending your videos all day. All right, we'll pass the gravy there's new merch up. There's a new podcast that dropped yesterday. All right, okay, test is on Houston Life at one o'clock. I love chili. Can I just throw that in there one more time? So don't shake your head. I want you. I've known you the longest out of anybody on this show. I love you. And give

them the jeep. No, you really love him, give them the jeep. I would give it a show me too, if I had a jeep, I would totally just give rod Ryan's show replay tomorrow morning six to eight. And then coming up on this radio station, Jeremy, Jeremy, pick your tickets with him at one twenty. He's got Limp Biscuit, STP Corn tickets in there. Geez, he's got great tickets. Teresa has got Creed tickets. At four twenty. Then Caro Lee, who's Carolee, who's celebrating

twenty one years here. That's impressive. At ktb Z, I wanted to take a moment to congratulate Carolee. She's been here longer than me. Everybody thinks that I've been here the longest. That's not true. Yeah, Caro Lee's been here the longest. And that's how she gets away with these things. Tonight, at around seven thirty on the radio, She's gonna kill a man just to just to watch him die. She stands there and watches them. Must listen to incredible Way to go, Carolee. Congratulations on all your

time here. All right, that's it, we gotta go, guys, have a great weekend, all right, be safe with all this weather a m F. Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcasts. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com.