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Okay, here we go, here we go. Good. This is Ed McMahon And now ladies and gentlemen, he y oh yes, sir, come on now wake you wait your hands off snake Gate rod Ryan show check it in wild Card Wednesday? Did the radio Wizard send this one in? Just is he sending them all in? Now? I haven't looked yet, but Wizard's feature did very well yesterday. He submitted that tattooesday one, so lates and gas that we packed. I'm really happy about all this stuff that I

curated for the Looking at Girls blog page today. That was a good one. A lot of stuff. Poll question already up, big lottery going on tonight, so it's kind of dealing with that. And it's a little cooler outside. Okay, you might need the jacket right now. It's gonna warm up later. Those sunny skies today hive around seventy eight Tim and Sammy Baker Davis Junior. That's the headline. They've got a rematch today, a rematch. They both won tickets yesterday. Sim's gonna go for win number three and

Sammy Baker Davis Junior is going for win number one. It's like yesterday never happened. Okay, those co Wetzel tickets, those are coming your way in home room. Those will be on the Fun Fact flashback. And again more emails on that than anything that I'm giving away this week. Black Crows play on Friday. I'll hope you have at seven twenty twenty one pilots at eight twenty Black Keys tickets at nine ten. Now Tessa with Houston's headlines at Federal

Appeals Court will hear arguments over that controversial Texas immigration law today. The law would give Texas a power to arrest migrants is suspected of crossing the border illegally, so the court last month, if you remember, continue to block on enforcing the law while litigation continues. It was a big earthquake seven point four magnitude off Taiwan's eastern coast. It's led to more than a half a dozen

confirmed depths and scores of injuries. The US Geological Survey made the announcement Tuesday afternoon and then this morning local time in Taiwan. It's the strongest quake to hit the island in twenty five years. There's a Houston gardner going viral, not for what he rose, but for how he defended himself. There's a gardner in Houston that went after guy that was trying to steal equipment from his truck. This happened over the weekend. Gardner said, uh uh, went

after the dude, went after the thief with a weed whacker. Someone security camera got it all on video. The thief was a passenger in a car. We were all watching this in the studio yesterday, were like, you know, weed whacker not a bad weapon choice. Anyway, the gardener started swinging it at the dude. He threw his weed whacker at the car and the thief ultimately got away, but Copps tracked him down in a hospital and

arrested him. We have that video on the Crazy Criminal blog page. The force is strong with George Lucas. He's officially the richest famous person in the world. According to Forbes twenty twenty four lists of celebrity billionaires. We had George Lucas at number one five point five billion dollars is worth, there as Steven Spielberg four point eight billion, Michael Jordan three point two, Oprah Winfrey two point eight and Jay Z rounding up the top five with two point five

billion. Dollars networth a Disney money right, gotta be, gotta be. The Offspring is sharing a rap date for their new album. Fans have been wondering when they would follow up Let the Bad Times Roll from twenty twenty one, and now they sort of have an answer. Noodles said, Look, we're almost done with an x LP. We're hoping to have it done by the end of April, so there you go. No release date been revealed, but that's from the horse's mouth. Those are Houston's headlines. Go ahead,

alex Well. The Astros fell out the Blue Jays two to one last night. John Hayter gave up a two run homer and the ninth that put the Blue Jays over the top. Astro's gonna wrap up their series with Toronto tonight. Christian Javiera is gonna be on the mound for the Stros going up against the Blue Jays. Chris bassett first pitch is at seven to ten. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In basketball, the Rockets also lost last night. They felled the Timberwolves

one thirteen to one oh six. Jalen Green had twenty six points in the night, de leate all players in scoring. They're gonna have a day off before they play the Warriors tomorrow back at home. That is what's going on in spots. All right, let's go, guys, come out. I am now inviting you to call this radio station. Okay, I'm saying it. I would love to get you on for the first phone call of the day. If you'd like it, come get it. Seven one three,

two one two five five. You can talk about almost anything you want. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now, yep, ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Shump, starting out with su Nirvana, Wild Card, Wednesday Off and running. Oh I forgot to mention off the top Alex again. Is gonna sprinkle in some of those Rockets tickets. You've had Rockets tickets all week? Have you determined where you're gonna put those up? You do it next hour? Whoa, he's wild, yeah,

wild crazy. So when you say six six fifty, okay, gotcha? What else did we doing today? On the show? I mentioned all the great tickets cowetzel, Wow, those tickets are coming to you in homeroom on the Fun Fact Flashback. That'll be it right at around six thirty five, more emails about that than anything else. Black Crows are playing Friday night, seven one three Music Hall. They're awesome there. I'm gonna give you those tickets at seven to twenty twenty one Pilots. Interesting story on the music

blog page today. Twenty one pilot fans not happy with the band. Yeah, they think that the ticket prices are too much. They're playing September fourth, Toyota Center and still no support, no opening band or anything like that. You're all that money is, twenty one Pilots. They're playing the Toyota centerp Tickets are available at Toyota Center dot com and we'll carry that story on the music blog page today. Black Keys coming to town September twenty first,

I'll have tickets for you at nine ten. Those tickets go on sale Friday ten am. And then Dashboard Confessional we announced yesterday that show is October twenty fifth, by you Music Center. We'll have tickets for you on know the show Sunny today. HI have seventy eight and phones are ringing kid same time for the first phone Callumn today. Do do do do Irving, good morning. You want to Ryan, what's up. Man, looks like you got through first. What do you want to talk about? Yes, I just

want to say good morning. Yeah, I've been listened to you about three four years now. Hi? How yeah? How did we get you as a listener? I mean three years? Where'd you come from? Well, I'm been in Houston all my life, but I started when I started working driving the long rows from Houston to Conrod. I found yat stations. Been listening to ever since. That's awesome, that's awesome. If I could just get everyone out there, give us a week. You can't just listen to

one show. Like, give us a week. Hear us out a little bit, and then see if you want to stick around. I'm glad you stuck around Irving. Thank you so much. Oh yeah, no again, I'm excited for them Coleed Wetzel tickets Again. I've been so he first started. I've been listening to him and cant I try one? Theom tickets is today. I'm not joking. I'm not getting blown up about black Crows or black Keys or twenty one pilots. I'm getting blown up about these cold Wetzel

What is it you like? I mean, I got an email here I'm gonna show this with you. I don't know how well you know his music, but this is from Greg. He said, Rod, I'm happy you're giving away these Cold Wetzel tickets. Give these songs a listen, Cabo something to talk about. February twenty eighth. I guess that's the title of a song, and creeps. Do you have a favorite song? If I was to listen to one song, if you wanted to convince me that this guy's

awesome, what would I listen to? And all four of those songs are great songs, man, Yeah, oh yeah, I mean they're all good bangers. I mean he's a text country like country rock mixed and yep. Again, I jam out to him all day and I've been to one of his shows and it's something I've never seen before. I'll pack some shows. Get do you remember? Do you remember where you saw him? Because this is a big deal. It was two years ago, the Waters. Yeah.

I was told that this guy is gonna sell this thing out when tickets go on sale Friday at ten boom, Like, good luck getting tickets. So that's why I'm giving them away. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I believe you will sell out that show. Well, I'm so irving, I'm so happy you're in the fam. I wish you the best. On the Fun Fact Flashback, hopefully you heard the Fun Facts yesterday. Uh, I'm gonna be asking something at around six thirty five, closer to around

six forty. Okay, all right, all right, all right baby Urban like Urban cowboy? Oh? Urban? Urban? Wait? Wait wait wait Urban? Oh your name's Urban? Okay Urban? Yeah, all right, dude, I won't forget it. Man, Thanks for starting us off today. All right, no problem. Yeah, have a good day, you

two Urban. Thank you. That's awesome. On the flip gotta rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for the Fresh out of bed Head to Head rema from yesterday, Houston, Houston's alternative and Helm at The rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four five The Buzz ninety four to five, The Buzz. Welcome back rod Ryan Show. Do Do Do Do Do Do co Wetzel tickets this hour on the Fun Fact Flashback.

But yeah, we're gonna do a rematch of that nonsense that happened yesterday on the Uh, Fresh out of bed Head to Head, I'll explain everything in a minute. So these guys today, no rain, seventy eight will be the high. But what is it out there? It's kind of chilly fifty six not bad. What's trending. The trend that I'm seeing everywhere is that I always win over LSU and the Elite Eight on Monday average over twelve million viewers. That's according to ESPN. That makes it the most watched women's

college basketball game on record. The previous record was just that our ten million viewers when the two teams met in the title game last season. And you know what, I had my like, I'm watching a show three Body Problem on Netflix, and I had it ready to go, and and I looked on my phone and it gave me the alert it was about to start saying, you know what, I do want to see that again. Something about those two teams, it's like the perfect storm of that matchup people obviously Caitlin

Clark Andeerries. So the viewership in for that is very impressive. Also, A Roadhouse has become Prime's biggest debut. There were over fifty million views over two weekends for the new Roadhouse, which for streaming, I mean Prime is very pleased. With that. The whole story of that, I believe we have a blog page going up for that, or I can just tweet it out. Then did you see NFL star He is a wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs, Rushie Rice. He wrecked a Lamborghini in Dallas. I

guess over the weekend. Who were kind of trying to get to the bottom of who is this NFL star that got me the accident? Tamsey Sports was reporting on it. It was him. He rented a Lamborghini and Rice apparently sent him a text message shortly after the reck saying, look, I was involved. I promised to pay for the car. That's a big story because he was on a part of that Super Bowl team that just won. So yeah, that's what's trending on before find the buzz. Hell the hell happened

yesterday? What happened? What happened with that fresh out of bed head to head game yesterday? It was a disaster. It was a disaster, wasn't it. Yeah? Is the right thing to do just to put those two players against one another. I mean, if you could replay the whole day, you do that, It's it's a replay of yesterday's game. You know that question that I thought that the Green Bay Packers, Apparently they're green and gold. It's all Testa's fault though. That's the that's you know what,

that's a cross they bear just like Jesus. All right, well, let's take a look at those questions today. Okay, and uh, let's get some bangers in here. I watched his name, are you know call me him? We've invited him to come back. Well, well it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Junior, and we've invited him to come back. So let's replay this game from yesterday and Sammy will go for win number one. Tim will go for win number three. Fresh out of Bed Head to Head rematch next

to run run show celebrating twenty years, ninety four five of us. All right, let's go ninety four to five, the Buzz Branking Benjamin never again, rod Ryan show sad these guys today, No rain highes up around seventy eight. Let's just get right into it, and now each time for the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head Challenge. Listeners to New York Corners. I watch the name all you'll know SA come call me Tim? All right, I haven't really talked to these guys all. I just made the announcement

on the air that we were doing a rematch. Hello, Tim, good morning brother and friends. Do you need to air out any grievances. I have not talked to you at all. What what what say you? Tim? Do you really want me to do that? Do you agree that the right thing to do was a rematch? Yeah? And the last time this happened to me, I was part of the first ever three way fresh out of bed head to head match, and we did a three way. It seems to be a commonality in all of these issues. Was Jordan on that

and Tim? I cannot remember the third one? We had three people yelling out their name. Yeah, that was crazy, nervous. What was I doing drugs that back then? I don't remember. Just like, wasn't that long though? Ayahuasca? Oh that was my ayahuasca days? Uh, Sammy Baker, Well give him this drop? Well, well it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Junior. What say you, Sammy? Oh, let's just do it. I guess I think Tim's having a heck of a year. Wasn't he

involved with the wood and the trees? Nobody gives me any here, White Rod, Tim, I'm giving you love. And it's called a rematch, all right, it's called a rematch. And we put a new prize in there today. What you guys both won tickets yesterday. So don't we have something new in there today? Uh? Maybe, I'm sure we do. He put nothing in there. We gotta give him something. He's like, no, they win an advancement. Well, Chili will put something in there.

I also don't see anything in there. Chilli, gotta give him something. Shut out your name. When you think you know the answer, give the damn answer that's on the piece of paper in front of me. Please, Yeah, that's the paper in front of me. All right, here we go. Question number one, Please please in the studio, Sammy, Tim is what you're listening for? Question number one? How many dwarfs? Sam? I only am? I only heard? Sam? Tim? Did you say your name? Jesus? You guys. I don't like either one

of you. I don't like either one of you. Sam, you better scream your name. What whistles when you put it on the stove? Sam? Sam? Sam, kettle? What whistles when you put it on the stove? For your tea? A kettle. Sam's on the board, Okay, I kind of like you know, said your name first? Oh? Tim? Yeah, just checking. Next question, what do you call the ticket? Sam? That? Sam? For the win? Three? Two one? Hold your thoughts please, Tim? What what do you call the

ticket that gets you on your flight? Plane ticket? Yep or boarding pass? Yeah? For the win? What do you have to do to your lawns so it doesn't get over? I heard Sam? Sam, I said my name again. Now, maybe you guys make the call. I was asking the question. I think it was a tie. Then if he said his name, that's when they said the first one man is saying his name is Sam and Tim sound I mean the one syllables. Please say your name

before the other person. Please say your name before the other person. Why do we want to make it easy today? When am I retiring alex four and a half years? No, No, these two are going to put me out early. What do you call the person on the news? Tim? Tim? Tim newscaster, Nope, Oh I know what the Sammy Baker Davis Junior. What do you call the person on the news who gives us the weather? Just just just just shush, Tim, Sammy weather man yep,

I'll take it. Meteorologists, good death, Dammy, Hey, great game, Jim Boy, get this away from me. YouTube, can never ever play one another again? Ever, we're playing the tournament one time. I don't know. That was the second worst day of my life. Today's first. Yeah, that was the third. D I mean you beat me a man? Yeah, I dem git there, gotta say goodbye. All right, Well, I'll see you back in about thirty days, I hope not. My tim Samay, Sammy, can you join us tomorrow? Yes,

sir, I sure can, Okay? Oh, deep press everybody, deep press. The rod Ryan Show on ninety four the bus, ninety four five the bus, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. That's three doors down and when I'm going they're coming it down and it's a sold out show with Creed and Finger eleven. It's one of the shows. There's I mean a million shows, not all of them are very few of them are sold out as a matter of fact right now, but that's one of the ones that

sold out immediately. Josh says, that's the best fresh out of head head to head game ever is wrong. What you guys love when the when the wheels of the show are falling off. I know everybody loves that. I guess it's like looking at a train wreck best fresh out of bed head to head game ever, ha ha, what a mess. Not to add to the drama. But I don't think Rod called on Sammy's name to answer the question. I'm not even reading that to bring up head challenge. Here's your

current champion. Boy. Okay, something's not playing here for me. Try that again. I mean, what else? Well, this is supposed to be his victory speech and it's playing, and it says vox pro and it says vox pro here and it's not playing. That's fun for everybody. No victory speech you played earlier, didn't it. I didn't play any victory if you remember, if you remember before the game, I didn't have rematched speeches. So for some reason, Oh Jesus Christ, Hi, hell, hey,

hell hell Sammy? All right, I don't know why. That's not just sounds funny. This is you should see what's going on. Here's the worst. Listen. I brought in some fun facts and I feel like they're good. This might save the show. Back to the day we make you look smart, your body, it's the fun. Back to the day somebody was in here last night, Alex, My stuff was moved around. Somebody was in here messing around with some stuff. And it wasn't It wasn't engineers,

okay, because they would have hated that there was sticky stuff. If somebody ate and drank right here. I hate to Scooby do it. I hate to Scooby do this, but check this out. What and Najo nineteen forty two tequila? There is a sticker in here. Oh yes, somebody was messing around in this room last night, a party that's not from Christmas. They cleaned. Remember we drank a lot. Yeah, but that just

happened to be laying there this morning. As chili actually smell it, he'll know exactly when the bottle was All right, guys, here we go, coming up some Cole Wetzel tickets with first some new fun facts. The fountains. I've run this by Hall a couple of times as a business model. See if he wanted to go into biz with me. The fountains alone at the Mall of America's and Minnie lists collect about twenty five thousand dollars in coins

each year. I presented you with a business model about fifteen years ago. Let's just put let's just put fountains everywhere and just go sweep up the coins. Yeah, come on. The first thing that someone invented that could break the sound barrier the whip. That is fun. Who that's what you're hearing when you hear that whip cracks? Snap? Yeah snap. Johnny Carson the king of late night television long before, like Jay Leno and David Letterman,

like he was their idol. Right, Johnny Carson was the king. But he was a He was a noted reck loose and he he liked being alone so much. He had an eighty one million dollar home in Malibu, California, and he had one bedroom in that house. He ever had to have house guests. No one ever stayed over. Ah, that's neat. Eighty one million dollar home, one bedroom. Jeez, come on, it's the fuck that to the day. We make you look smart in front of your

bodies. It's the fuck that to the day, all right, Cole Wetzel tickets, this is what everyone's apparently was excited about. Man July twenty seven. Woodland's Pavilion tickets will go on Friday on sale Friday morning at ten am through ticket Master locations, get your fun back. Man. As adults, we have two hundred and six bones in our body, but a baby's body has about this many at birth. We learned that yesterday. They fuse and grow together to get us to the two hundred and six that we all walk

around with. Now that most of us walk around with at least, what's that number we learned yesterday? Seven? And thank you to Melissa Carrey who sent that in seven to one to three to one, two five nine four five. It's now time for rockout with your stock, out with Captain cash. Everybody wants these Cole Wetzel tickets out. Yeah, me too, Yeah, everyone wants them. Hey, how do you do on Wall Street yesterday?

Well, we continue to give a little back. The Dow was down three hundred and ninety six points kick off this morning at thirty nine thousand and one seventy NASDAK down one hundred and fifty six to sixteen thousand, two hundred and forty bench Maarten, your treasurer is treading at a four point three six percent, and the oil stands at eighty five dollars sixty nine cents to barrel.

Two of the most active is the Big studs now while, Disney and Verizon, the big duds, United Health, am Jin and Nike on the economic calendar. This morning, we'll get numbers on these services index for March right now features Yeah, slightly on the downside, tomahwas turned this baby around. That's it. I'm out here. This is hallan and Manage director with Ramon James porting for the Rod Ryan Show from Raymond James on Sam Philip Ben

Agusta. Don't forget Doways rock out with your stock Outpan's expressed for those alland and not necessarily those are Raymond James Associates Income Ever, NYT, Iron Radio or sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no insurance transmiss We'll continue if this is not a solicitation, offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to are because

programs are educational and informational purposes. Does it does? Are based on movement? As reported by Young Finance, do you do ninety four or five of the buzz? Welcome back everyone? You could something be easy today? Good morning, good morning. How is this going to go between us? Is it going to be real, easy, real easy transaction. Be you for easy. I promise. What's your name, Amanda? Amanda? I need

easy right now. So babies are born with more bones at birth than we have walking around the A lot of the bones fuse and grow together, so we're walking around with about we're walking around with two hundred and six bones as adults. Babies bodies have about how many at birth, so you have three hundred. I love you. I love you. I mean it when I say I love you. Thank you. You are one correct. How excited are you about these co Wessel tickets? I'm freaked out by everyone's like energy

about this. Well, this is my first time to win, so today I'm excited. Okay, Cole Wetzel tickets are going on sale Friday at ten. But you're into the show that I'm told is a guaranteed sellout. July twenty seventh, Woodlands Pavilion. Okay, awesome, thank you, all right, Amanda, you're the best. Why don't you play freshot of bad heads ahead? She's saving herself for the flashback stuff. Okay, we're gonna have to get right into Houston's headlines over here, So fifties outside right now,

it's gonna warm up though. It's just a lot cooler than it was yesterday morning. Today, hi' around seventy eight sunny skies, no rain. Pretty awesome day. Tessa has Houston's headlines. At Federal Appeals Court will arguments again over that controversial Texas immigration law today. So this is the law that would give Texas the power to arrest migrants suspective of crossing the border illegally. The court last month continued a block on enforcing the law while litigation was in the

process. While basically litigation continues, a second temporary channel is now opened in the Baltimore Harbor so central vessels can access the port following that catastrophic collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. The government there is calling this an important milestone. A smaller passageway open to marine vessels marine vessels on Monday, and the work continues to open a third deeper channel so those larger ships can pass through.

The cars are still just screwed though, right yeah, I'm pretty sure if you go look at the bridge on the map, like look at how you would have to get around to the other side. It's just your working remotely if we're working on the other side of that. Well, I mean, think about the bridges around here, any one of them that God forbid anything happened. It would just be total nightmare for the morning commute, any commute, all the rerouting and everything that would have to happen. Well,

I can't imagine whatever stray lines. Yeah, and well you know from coming Well you're a family in that area anywhere driving in that DC what is it, Baltimore, Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, the DMV whatever they call that triangle. It is some of the worst driving I've ever been associated with in my life. Yeah, it really is horrible traffic already bound notoriously there.

Okay, let's let's talk about things that are overpriced, because people on social are taking to the interwebs to say, look, these things may be overpriced, but they are one hundred worth it. Oh I don't like letting the I don't like letting the product know this. Oh yeah, like you'd like they'll pay whatever. Yeah, when you guys talk about Amazon Prime going up and you say, well, I'm still gonna pay it, like, don't tell them that, right, Okay, what's on this Let's collectively pretend we're

upset with it. Yeah, okay, Number one, Rod, I know you're on board with this. Overpriced but worth it. Good comfortable shoes and good comfortable socks. I spend money, I say it all the time, shoes and mattresses. You spend a third of your life in that mattress, and I spend a lot of time standing on these feet. I'll pay the money for shoes socks. Dude, this, Oh my god, Bombas You've

ruined me. I have ruined my feet. Yeah, I mean, as silly as it sounds, I get these joker socks every year and I get rid of them all and so now I only have bombas. But now, like this is just like can't borrow a pair of socks? My friends like, can't borrow pears? I'm like sure, but they're one thousand dollars each, So yes, you can borrow socks. You just know that all my socks are one thousand dollars each. Okay, So what else is worth it?

Because those two things aren't? Okay? Number two A quality mattress, quality pillow, and equality sofa. I'm big on this. I gotta sit. I mean I can't. This is not I couldn't order a sofa online. I gotta go. I got a lounge. I gotta I gotta sit. I gotta really really know what I'm gonna be doing on that sofa. So number three hiring movers. One person said movers are worth their weight in gold. You get to an age where you're too old to be asking your

friends. You're everyone all your are your friends have back problems? Now guys our next hurt. We don't want to help you move. Get movers. Yeah, I mean, what's the cutoff here? Thirty thirty years old, you're twenty nine, you're moving. You could still get your buddies, you know, beer and pizza, But thirty get movers. I would say, under thirty five, I still think you can do it. We moved to dot movers that we only moved in the apartment complex. So you move.

I want to fla a weirdo. If I hired movers, then air conditioning is on this list. Dental care experiences They say, you know, splurging on an experience like a concert ticket, a weekend, get a getaway, or class you've been wanting to take that creates lasting memories and happiness. Yeah, like people really like experiences. They say they'll swurge on that. I don't mind if it's overpriced, if it's just done right, like jobs around the house. And you know, I don't want a deal. I want.

I mind paying for someone to quality. I want it to last, and I want the job done right, so I don't mind paying a higher price for it. Premium wireless noise canceling headphones on this list, quality pots and pans, a solid, warm winter coat, and last but certainly not least divorce expensive, but worth it to a lot of people. Get a good lawyer, guys. It's been a tough year for Ashton Kutcher, but

you can argue that it's all been self inflicted. First, he and his wife Mila Kunis got nailed for nailed for writing letters in support of convicted rapist Danny Masterson. Now Ashton's getting dragged down by his association with Diddy. We all knew, did. He's facing charges of rape and sex trafficking right well, Washington did He have been friends for decades ever since Ashton was hosting Punked on MTV, so that already not a good look. But a video just

for surface that definitely makes things worse. Back in twenty nineteen, Ashton was on the YouTube show Hot Ones. The host as him if he had any stories from the many Diddy parties he attended, and he said, I've got a lot. I can't tell. He paused to think further and said, I can't tell that one either, And never did he tell a party story. He just diverted into talking about their friendship. You can see the video.

A source says that Ashton or Mila are saying as far away from this chaos as possible after the beating they took over the Danny situation, I mean the lashing. The public lashing Ashton got caused him to step down because he's a chairman of the board this foundation. He has been passionate about finding the exploitation of children. Yeah, he stepped down as a chairman of that board, and it's just it's just not a good look, not a good look.

I think half the celebrities in Hollywood have probably seen something weird go down at Ditty's house. So I put him in a folder with a lot of people, right right. So maybe you're like in your fifties and you still listen to the music you love when you were thirteen, don't worry looking at anybody in the room here. Don't worry, I said, that's not a

sign of immaturity. You're perfectly normal. There's therapist says, there's this thing called neural nostalgia where researchers have found the music we listen to as teenagers binds our brains differently than anything we're ever going to hear as adults. That actually makes that music a great coping mechanism because it helps you get out of your head, It connects you to yourself, it makes you feel alive again. There you go. There's a reason why you still love the music of your

teens. You gotta read more about this on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headlines. That's why Christmas music is so popular because you hear a song and you remember it maybe when you were a child or listening to it with your family. Regular music kind of does that same thing. I think, honestly, I think it has a bigger impact. I think you discover yourself and the music you like. And Christmas is more like a collected thing, but like you can be most not just a PHAs. You ground yourself

in those those comfort tunes. Sure feel a little under attack on that song. Think on that story. It was very specific to somebody in this room. What's going on? In sports, the Astros fell the Blue Jays two to one last night. Josh Hater gave up a two run homer and the ninth that put the Blue Jays over the top. Astros. We're gonna wrap up their series with Toronto tonight. Christian Havier is gonna be in the mount for the shows, going up against Toronto's Chris Bassett. First pitches at seven

to ten. You can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. In basketball, the Rockets lost to the Timberwolves last night, one thirteen to one oh six. Jalen Green had nights to lead all players in scoring. They're gonna have a day off today before they play the Warriors tomorrow night back at home. And maybe you want to see the Rockets action, because I got a pack a pair of tickets for caller ten right

now to seven one three two and two five nine four five. You're gonna see the Rockets take on the Miami Heat this Friday night at Toyota Center. Color ten seven one three two and two five nine five. That pair of tickets is yours all right, kids giving away tickets. He's cutting in on my action here. I got Black Crows tickets for you next hour. Twenty one Pilot's tickets to the eight o'clock hour. Apparently fans of the band not

happy with those ticket prices. There's a story on the music blog page. Man, check that out. The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's Paramorn. Welcome to the seven o'clock hour. Guys, we're carrying over from home room. Thank you. Uh if you're just joining us, Wakey, wakey, hands off those cupcakeys. We got sunny skies coming, no rain. I have about seventy eight and I've got Black Crose tickets for

you this hour. Sorry to disappoint you, gotta get up early. The co Wetzel tickets out with the fun fact flashback Yon, Abby, I believe is it Abby? How great? Was she? Just like came in ready knew the answer, yep. Shouldn't tie anybody on the answer. Shouldn't give me a hard time again. Not recommending you listen to the fresh round of BedHead if you normally listen to the podcast. I get it. Some of you tell me you sleep in and then you go back and listen to the

game. You know you want to take today off too, That would be all right. Tim had a rematch with Sammy. I don't know something about those two guys. I feel like they're messing with me. They're standing in the same room looking at each other and tying on purpose or something. Wheels off again in Homeroom. Busy, Busy show Today the Black Keys tickets will come at nine ten. Dashboard Confessional announced yesterday. More information on the music

blog page about Dashboard. But that's October twenty fifth. We'll give away tickets on Know the Show seventy eight today. I have on my calendar that today is not Alex's baby day, but I think your sister's having a baby today. Dude. She gets induced at five pm. They got to get to the hospital two hours earlier, so I'm gonna get their three shot to do all day. Dude, that's they asked her. She's like, that's they're asking me. Yesterday. I just saw them up just like regular day,

Like the baby's coming out of her belly today. I know it's wild. It's wild, you know, like London just kind of showed up, you know, close to the do date, not on the do date. She showed up the day before, so they got it pretty close. But it's a different level of weird sitting around like your sister's sitting right now looking at her belly saying that alien will be outside of my belly later. You're getting extra happening, right, You're going to be outside. We're going to be

able to hold you up. I'm so exciting. I know, I'm trying not to think about it because I want to like just catch a red eye and just go. But baby's birthday today, Baby's birthday today, and I just I'm just gonna wait until the weekend. And I'm like, okay, Allison, you can just sleep like I'll take care of the baby. Wayne Newton birthday today, Wayne Newton. And what's the name did they? Oh? Sophia, Sophia on a yellie. Okay, so little baby Sofia and

Wayne Newton, same day, same birthday. I mean, brilliant, It's awesome on the same day as can handle anybody else? Cool. Eddie Murphy's birthday, Today's funny Sebastian box Kid Row singer good to know. It's good to know Adam Scott's birthday today and little Sophia and Sophia that's awesome. Well, okay, brand new baby wild I was your mom's in the delivery room. My mom. Yeah, my mom and baby daddy are gonna be there. His same standing. He's actually a really nice guy. Yeah, so

they'll be in there. He's good, he's good. He uh you know, he works a lot. So like it's later in the afternoon, and so he's like, I can uh work, right, I mean, listen, you can't just sit around and be miserable or nervous. I would work that day if the baby was coming at five, I'd worked out. Yeah, and my mom's my mom. No one is like on house that my mom's gonna be there, like buy her side ready to go. She says, she's been just helping her get the house in order everything. I'm thrilled.

I'm thrilled my mom's gonna be there with Is there a baby room all set up and all of that stuff. Yeah. They live in like a one bedroom apartment, so it's not like a huge place. But yeah, like there's a crib, there's a purifire, there's you know we got a bottle cleaner in there. I was actually looking at Emma's like, uh, what is it called for registry? And I was like I was on the phone house and I was like, do you have this? Do you have this? Do you have this? Yeah? I didn't even know. I

don't know. There's a ton of stuff that you won't need all you need and I don't even know it's a real thing. The sushre is badass. Okay, it's a sound machine and it just goes nice. So you don't have to do it. Let's invent something else. It's just sure. So that was key, and then I got to give it up to Ashley with an eye. The nose freedom where you suck the boogers out of the nose, that's clutch. That's clutch. I don't know if they've uh somehow moved

past the sucking of the boogers. I don't know. If there's something like cannibal situation. Maybe if you can hook it up to your Dyson, But yeah, you just suck boogers out of your kid's nose. They can't blow their nose, kid, you got it. You gotta suck them out for them. We should do an audio file of us being like hey baby, hey baby, and then we could sell that make millions of dollars just on the loop. Yeah, just like ra do it. No, this will be Chili's loop. Hey man, go to bed, Hey man, go

to sleep. He little dude, a man, change yourself. I see kids love Chili. Chili. Kids, You're right that they do, because he's like, what's up? What's up? He just like talks. He's like probably a cartoon character to them. I've seen it firsthand. Kids do love Chile. All right, well, listen, good luck to your sister today. It's a huge, huge day. And Tia, Tessa, let's

go full effect later today. Yes, he used this rock housed his alternative and the rod Ryan Morning Shows ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, wild Card Wednesday. I gotta get over the links of guests. Man, beautiful day on tap, I mean beautiful sunny skies, no rain, high of seventy eight today. You gonna take a look at my I gotta pull question up too. We haven't talked about it at all. What's trending? Oh there you will Hi. It turns out

Lizzo is not quitting music. Remember she was saying she was retiring. No, she didn't, she just sat. I quit, she said, I quit. Don't put out some that's like years ago we used to talk about people that the term was vague booking and they would put it. They would put some stupid thing on their Facebook. If he had only known that's it, And then what do you girls do? Are you okay? Sweetie? Do I need to get them over? I'm like, that's between you and

the Lord. So dumb Lizzo said I quit, and everyone's freaking out. Think she's quitting music because I'm quitting negative energy. Shut up? But like, why do that? Here's the get get attention. I I don't think so. I think people really at like that moment. I think they're at the end of their rope and they think, let me go to the internet and type out what I'm feeling. I really do. I really do think in the moment you're thirteen years old. I really do think in that moment,

Lizo was like, I'm soda. But then it's like go to bed, take a breath, take a bath, You're you're fine, You'll be back, but don't go like, don't touch your phone, Like if you're feeling a certain way, Okay, don't touch your phone. Do you agree on that? Skip the internet part of your story? The Internet? Okay? Just quit with your friends, right, okay, tell them, tell your mom, right okay, but then just keep it off the damn Internet.

Okay. Listener, Mike didn't want to keep our wild Card Wednesday off the damn Internet. He said, Hey, chilan Rod, I just want to pass along this for your enjoyment. Blah blah blah, wild Card Wednesday. I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up in Alex's top ten. That is the kiss of death. See again the candy. Don't add it unless you want him to ignore it. I'm kidding here, he'll look He'll be

fair, Alex will be fair. Mabe. So you got you look at a girls' blog page, you got the wild Card Wednesday, and those are the two best performing blog pages. Lizzo is on the Looking at girls blog page, So I mean I included and it's happening out there. I got a you know, I don't don't, but if it's a news story, I do include that stuff, right, And then yeah, the LSU Elite eight and IOWA all trends this morning as well, and that's what's trending on

nighty four five The Buzz. All right, let's give away some tickets I have, but Crows they are going to be at someone through What is a call? On April fifth? This is Friday seven one three two one two five nine four five looking for caller ten. The rod Ryan Show, Good Mornings on ninety four five, The Buzz, ninety four five, The Bus, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Wild Card Wednesday. Alex, did you give away Rockets tickets? Yeah? Last hour? You did? Last

hour? Okay, Oh chilly, give me my way. He gave me the thumbs up on that. Okay. Yeah. Alex has been a sprinkling and Rockets tickets on his sports cast throughout the week, so he'll continue that for tomorrow and Friday twenty one. Pilot's tickets. About an hour from now. Oh, I got got these tickets to go see the Black Crows Friday night. Good morning, good morning, hy who's this? This is Kimberly down to party on Friday night? He just, who the hell are you

just pick up and go out on Friday? It's Wednesday already, you're ready, You're down to party huh, all right, I know right, that's awesome, Kimberly. I'm gonna give you those tickets to the Black Crows seven one and three Music Hall Friday night. I'm telling you they're playing the hits. They look, they sound great. You're gonna love this show. You

really are. I promise you that. I am so excited. So the first time we went to seven one three, it was for FU and that was amazing, amazing, And I've been telling my husband, I'm like, we gotta go back to seven one three, and this is awesome. Where. I mean, for those that haven't been to seven one three Music Hall, it's a big, open room. I mean there are some seats in the back. Where were you watching the Foo fighters from the floor? I was on the floor, like most of us. Where on the floor would

you would you say? You were close to the to the front. We got about halfway and then we stopped. I was in the dead last row. I mean, I don't even fight anymore. I mean, I got no fight left in your But I'm a little taller. I'm not I never call myself tall, but I'm a little taller. So I can kind of see and I've seen the fool you, but I didn't want to be a fangirl, so we did. No. No, you tower, next time you come over and say hello and get the picture. Okay, all right,

awesome, Yes, okay, listen. You know how great the venue is. But the Black Crows they're going to blow your mind. I promise you that. Okay. I am so excited. Thank you so much. I'm excited for you, Kimberly, thank you, and next time, come over and get the pick. Yes, I get mad. Someone will message me. Dammy, I saw you here at the Ashers game and I just didn't want to. I just didn't want to go up. I'm like, dude, you know how cool that is? Do you know how cool it

is when someone recognizes you out in public? Very nice? Come over and get the pick. Not in the bathroom, though, I won't. Yeah, please, I won't take pictures in the bathroom. I call good call, but I will. Yeah, It's like what girls do. There's there's been situations where it's the only only time I've ever said no. I said, I'll wait for you outside. I'm finishing up. I'll wash my hands and then boom, we can take the picture outside, but not inside.

Good there's just there's wangs everywhere, so much wang. What are we dealing with your power ball mega millions? What's tonight? The powerball jackpot is at one point nine billion dollars. A drawing is tonight. I didn't think this question was going to be as interesting as it is on the X at Rod Ryan Show. You loan your friend ten dollars. Now, I couldn't soften the way. I know. I know Diaper's over here is not going to like the way I worded the question. So he's going to take issue with

how it's written. You loan your friend ten dollars for a lottery ticket, they hit the billion dollar jackpot tonight, how much do they owe you back? Million? Cool? A mill cool? A million, a million cool? I will never otherwise I spend the rest of my life slandering you, you billionaire, you cheap billionaire. Here the options. I'm not loaning you the money if I'm not, like, we're splitting this if you win. You know that, that's that's absolutely the caveat I'm giving you. Hey,

can I get ten bucks for a liar to get? Yeah? We're splitting it though, Okay, so good, great call great? Uh four pre game four options ten dollars. Come on, give them the ten bucks they loaned you ten dollars. Okay, you don't get your cheap millionaire billionaires ten dollars half the jackpot, entire jackpot? Nothing you want to hear the breakdown. Forty five percent of our audience, you get your ten bucks back the way I just rolled my eyes out of my head. Uh for half the

jackpot one point four the entire jackpot, that's weird. And then eleven percent of our audience, you don't even get the ten dollars back. You don't even get what they loaned him ten dollars. You don't even get that bag. Eleven percent of our audience says nothing. No, So it has to be something. It has to be something. I don't like that. There's not an option if you have or nothing, like come on, like throw me a mill, throw me a meal. I threw you at tenor you

throw me a mill. Yeah for the bay broke boy that needed ten dollars. Yeah, it's half mine. You want half? Uh, I'm not giving you the ten dollars to go buy a lottery ticket. If I have not already told you that, if you're Alex, I just need a couple bucks. You'll get a lot of to like, that's cool, we're splitting it if you win. What if Chili borrows ten dollars from you and doesn't tell you what it's for. Chili would always tell me what that money is

for. He doesn't. He's just like, dude, I need he's he's ashamed that he's addicted to gambling, addicted to the lottery and you're thinking that it's for gas, but he buys the ticket. Chili would never do that to me first, and Chili would split it with me because Chili is that kind of guy. He's an outstanding guy. You know what I am. I'm kind of curious as to, uh what Chili said. Chili, there we go. You loan your friend the ten dollars. Let's see excuse me,

are you on Chili? Yo? There? You are high heldo. We'll soup. You loan your front ten dollars for a lottery ticket. They hit the bill tonight. How much do they owe you back? The correct thing would be giving them like about ten million, ten million, yeah, a million for every dollar he laid in you if it's that big of a jackpot, a million per dollar. Yeah, so a one dollar per million ratio returns. So if I loaned you twenty dollars, I would get twenty

million. But if I only spend, I mean, if it's if it's if that's what it is, that's what it is. I mean, unless you have a spoken agreement with your friend, like me, if it's Mauricio, you know, I know I'm going to be taking care for the rest of my life. Yeah, so I don't even have to ask him for the money, but it is Maurice. I still going to take care of you without loading him money. He already does sometimes. I mean he did school, That's why I asked. Yeah, he did it through high school.

You know, I was broke and he was taking me out, hanging out with me, and you know, where are these where is this eleven point four percent? Where are these jokers that aren't even give him the ten dollars back? If you have to ask for money, you have to give the money back the ten, right, Like, no, not the ten that's the minimum? Can you really he's got to give ten dollars back?

Do you remember that time that when there was a Spanish station next door to us and I came up here on a weekend to run the John Clay Wolf Show. Yeah. And I was leaving and this guy was getting in the Spanish station van like he obviously worked there. He was like, hey, man, I need to fill this up. I'm going to an event. Can you give me ten bucks? And I was like, yeah, you work down the hall. I'll be yeah, okay, what's your name? And I got his phone number, got his name. Yes, he told

me who he worked with, ten dollars. Gave him the ten dollars. He's like, you know what, dude, can I get Can I get another ten? And I gave him twenty bucks whatever, dude, I don't care twenty in my wallet. I was like, I worked next door to this guy. Their their studio is the next station. I never saw that man again. And then I asked him. They were like, yeah, he quit. He quit and his last movie was like, maybe I can just bum twenty bucks from the student back to find him, get text him.

You have his number. I don't anymore. I don't remember his name. But I didn't remember his name, and I was blackballing him to everybody. I would call him live on the air right now. I text him every day I went because I went in when they were during one of the breaks they were doing like they were doing a commercial record, like, Hey, what's this guy's deal? And okay, he doesn't work here, but he was like, where was Saturday, Alex with getting hit with getting rear

ended twice yesterday and now this story, Alex with the stories. Okay, Alex reminds me, Okay, so my brother, my youngest, my youngest brother, Jojo, he's nineteen. He told my mom he's in school, he's in college. He says, I want to be a streamer. Mom, I'm going to be a streamer. He puts a sign on his door. Still lives with my mom. My mom still makes them all his food. A guy on his live stream said, hey, dude, hick a number from one in between one and one thousand, and my brother said two

hundred and thirty two. And the guy was like, I'll give you that much money if you crack an egg on your head right now. And my brother was like, hell yeah. So he runs to the kitchen, gets an egg, cracks it on himself and he's like, all right, cool, drop your cash up. So my brother drops his cash up. Dude leaves the chat okay. So my brother's there with little egg on its face. Okay, ed because he was going to tell him to pull out his

pants next. So he is like, my brother, my brother just like sitting there, puts Drake Marvin's room on, like doesn't know, hang on, he cracks the egg on his head and the dude leaves. The dude says cold. The chat said, crash, drop your cash up. My brother said, puts his cash up in the chat and the dude leaves, the chat leaves the stream. It's a straw move. It's what is oldest trick on the internet. And what does your little brother learned from that?

Maybe next time? Now, that's what I'm saying. That's a lesson you have to learn on the internet with these spools, are you're going to be a streamer? That's I would call that one oh one streaming one oh one. We have graduated. We're now streamer one oh two. Good luck on your lottery tickets tonight, everyone right, celebrating twenty years on the Buzz, twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us have ever met. Yeah, yeah, ninety four five the bus, Hello ninety four five the Buzz.

Good morning, Rod Ryan's show some forty one Landmines. That album is out now, and believe it came out on Friday, nothing but rave reviews about it. I still have a lot of tickets to give away today on the show. Twenty one Pilot's tickets coming your way at eight, twenty Black Keys tickets coming your Way at nine ten. Both of those go on sale Friday at ten am, so we like to do the window before they go

on sale. And then as well, Friday, tickets going on sale for the Dashboard Confessional show that we announced yesterday, we'll have those tickets for you on the show. I didn't look at the dates, but Jennifer Lopez is having a problem selling tickets for her show. I think she's just having like a PR problem in general right now, but the ticket sales are down.

That's something I learned from you. Yeah, so, I mean Taylor Swift having no problems, Beyonce apparently having no problems, Cowetzel not going to have a problem, Jennifer. Jennifer Lopez quietly renamed her tour. The tour was called This Is Me Now, and that was the name of the tour. Right PR goes in there spin Zone, they changed it to this is me live the greatest hits, so they want you to go see her. I'm gonna hear all the hits. I'm not playing my new album. I don't

want you to think that I'm just gonna sit here. You know, when you go see a band, sometimes they really lean in heavy on their new stuff, right she I guess the move here is no, no, no, you're gonna come and see me. I'm gonna be playing all these hits. But yeah, weak ticket sales and she canceled seven tours but stops already.

Well, so like with when just who you compared her to? So like Beyonce, you know, the people that like like the new album, the people that love it are saying this is a life changing album, so they want the new stuff. But that tour was before the album came out, and what that she just did. And I stayed with Taylor like you want it? Like I was very excited about hearing the Midnight's album, Like even though it was an aerostour, I'm like, the new stuff is fire.

I don't even I don't know what's going on with Jay Low. Yeah, it's not fair to compare anybody Beyonce. I think would be more of a comparison. It's not fair to compare anybody to Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift rewrote the record books, she rewrote everything. I agree, but I try to be fair because you were like, well, nope, you're just a tailor fan, and I'm like, all right, well let's let's look at some numbers. No, it's not you can't compare her to anybody, and

she's the she just became a billionaire. And she became a billionaire solely on her song writing and her songs and her music and touring. That's how she got her money. It's not like she doesn't have a vodka and all these other businesses. I'm sure she does, and she's involved in other things. But the thing about her becoming a pure musician billionaire, that's something that she's

achieved that no one else has. Meanwhile, Jlo like doesn't like really drink and her husbands are recovering alcoholic and she's like, I would like an alcohol brand. Yeah, like that would see. That's like that's the difference. I don't think Jlo says no to a ton of things, and so like, I think this latest project is like a documentary about all these love stories, like Fat Joe is her therapist in these little documentaries she's making, and

it's just cheesy. It's not being well received. People are like, stop, like you're making the Bronx look bad. Like people do not like it. Just reviews. I'm saying on TikTok, I've not seen the actual art itself. I'm not interested. Yeah, she's so rebranding the name of the show. She's had to cancel a bunch of locations, and it's just okay. Jlo is just you're starting to see the separation of like where everybody.

I don't know what, it's just you just think that these pop princesses they just print money and j Lo is not in that right now, She's got something, She's got things going on that are doing well. There. I got this on the Looking at Girls blog page today. You can go and check that out. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The rod Ryan Morning Show, maybe four or five the buzz Lincoln Park run away. There is a story because I feel like we've already spread enough rumors about Lincoln Park on

this show, which we didn't but we just talked about it. There is a story on the music blog page suggesting Lincoln Park seek out a female vocalist. Yes, and let's see if it grows. If the story becomes big enough, then we can kind of talk about it. But if you want to read ahead, go to the music blog page. There's some interesting things on there. And I thought that was an interesting thing if she remember when Nirvana went into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they didn't put that

task on any dude to go and sing those songs. They had I think four different female vocalists that sang along with them to celebrate them going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So I mean, with Lincoln Park do such a thing? Skid Rose doing it right now with Lizzie Hall right yep. Isn't she filling in for him? Yep? So I mean Lizzie could. Lizzie Hale could sing in any band out there, She really could. She could replace any singer vocalists that are that top tier they can. Yeah,

anyone will have them. There's nothing she couldn't do. Sunny Skies today highs up around seventy eight. What are Houston's headlines? So today's the day of Federal Appeals Court. Will hear arguments again over that controversial Texas immigration law. That law would give Texas the power to arrest migrant suspected of crossing the border illegally. Last month, if you remember, the court continued a block on enforcing the law while litigation continues. So this is going again Federal Appeals

court. There is you know, this law. The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals is going to hear arguments from activists who say that the federal government has the sole responsibility of enforcing this law. But it's been off and on lawsuits that are just making their way through the legal system. So that's your update for that. In international news, a magnitude seven point four earthquake off Taiwan's eastern coast has led to more than half a dozen confirmed deaths and a lot

of injuries. The US Geological Survey made the announcement yesterday afternoon Wednesday morning local time in Taiwan. This is the strongest earthquake to hit the island of Taiwan in twenty five years, So our prayers for everyone affected by that. A Houston gardner has gone viral because he went after a guy who tried to steal his equipment from the back of his truck. It happened over the weekend.

That crime hits me differently, you know. I think about the crew that comes to my house and mister Hernandez, I mean, he's the nicest dude. I can't even imagine him getting ripped off. These people aren't getting rich doing your lawn, right, you know. And I know that there was a crew across the street and they had mentioned the biggest thing that gets stolen are the blowers. The market for those is red hot. Really, yeah, the blowers are the thing that people that people will steal the most,

and it's just the setback and the hardship for those crews. It's terrible. Yeah, I hate this. So I love the fact that this was like when animals attack, like that TV show. This guy wasn't having it right you at the round and then you found out right. So he basically has a weed whacker because what does he do. He's working, he's doing yards, and that's what he has as a weapon. The thief was a pastor in the car and he fell out onto the street when the cars were because

the gardener threw his weed whacker at the car. The gardener picked it back up started swinging at the guy. I mean, right, upset, that's such a good weapon, you like, if you just lined up weapons, like give me the lead whacker. Watch the video. Watch the video. It's pretty great. So the guy didn't get away, but then they got him. Yeah, well so the contract him down at the hospital and arrested him because apparently he had an injury. But again, the weed whacker sounds

intimidating, is terrifying, and yeah, I can do some damage. But anyway, yeah, hospital crazy criminal blog page, go go check it out. The force is strong with George Lucas, he officially is the richest famous person in the world. That's according to Forbes twenty twenty four list of celebrity billionaires. So check this out, guys. I'm gonna i'll give you a bitte order. You have George Lucas, it's the top five point five billion.

Then you have Steven Spielberg. You have Michael Jordan on this list, Oprah Winfrey, jay Z, Kim Kardashian at number six, Director Peter Jackson number seven. To round up the top ten, you have a tie between Tyler Perry and Rihanna Tiger Woods, and then Lebron Magic Johnson and then the creator of Law and Ordered Dick Wolf, all tied there at the bottom, and then Taylor Swift at the actual bottom of this is one one point one billion dollars bake this list. Taylor, like we talked about earlier, I

think she just got added to that list. Pretty cool, Pretty cool. Let's talk about the offspring because Noodles was given an interview and you know, fans want to know when are you gonna love the song? When are you gonna follow up to this album? The twenty twenty one release of Left the Bad Times Role was well received, and Noodle says, look, we're almost done with the next LP. We're hoping to have it done by the end

of April. So yeah, no official release date, but that's gotta be good news, right They say, hey, look we're almost done, give us give us April. Those are Houston headlines. Good this Instagram today. I know that the guy called you out in it, Mike, but she'd give it off some taran hi low vibes. Oh chucker out And I know that's one of your faves. Just throwing that out there, close personal friend and night. Look what's going on in sports? The astrosp out of the

Blue Jays two to one. Last night. Josh Hater gave up a two run homer in the ninth that put the Blue Jays over the top. Asked if you're gonna wrap up this series with Toronto tonight, Christian Haaviera is gonna be the for this shows, going up against Toronto's Chris Bassett. First pitch is at seven ten, and you can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety In basketball, the Rockets lost to the Timberwolves

last night one thirteen to one oh six. Jayalen Green had twenty six points in the night to lead all players and scoring in that one. And they're gonna have a day off before playing the Warriors tomorrow night back at home. That is what's going on in Sports Houston's Rock and alternatives. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz before five Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Wild Card Wednesday. Alex not in the room. I told him he needs to take a look at this Heed.

The one girl that he likes more than anyone is this Tarren Hilow. Yeah, he's a huge high low Head's she's given me that vibe. Hey, did we you guys twins? We're all January February March would be the first quarter of the year. Did you guys ever do your first quarter list? I know we talked, we I know we talked about it. I don't believe we did. You don't think it was even mentioned on the show that you guys had your quarterly reports coming. No, it was mentioned on the

show they haven't done their homework. It was mentioned like one time on them. It was mentioned once solid time. Alex. How many times now it's like talking to my child. How many times do I have to ask to get the thing done? Alex? I don't know it was times. Okay, and what says your twin? Exactly what you're saying. Yeah, uh, two people today, just out of the blue and we're three days in. Yeah, like we're the twins quarterly reports. Well, if they would

have been paying attention. Okay, here, we're supposed to do it last week, and then we got internet problems with Facebook, Instagram and betting. Yeah, we did Instagram. It really is like talking to my kids. And then we couldn't do it, and then we just got busy. When I don't know. When would you guys balk for them? When would you guys like to get around to doing your jobs? I have a quarterly report you today, and it's a real one and it's not as fun as looking

at Instagram chicks. Could we get the quarterly is up tomorrow? Please? How about Friday? Thursday? Again Friday. This is exactly like negotiating with my child. Guys, just do it. You see how hard it's been for Rod fresh out of bed, when till now you remember to send emails? You I know that I asked about it. Though I know that I asked and nothing was done and forgot about it. It was like all those emails I send that these guys don't read one email. Okay, So yes,

Jillie, I never make excuses. You just did nod. I'm I have none. I haven't looked at my list or anything. So by tomorrow would be kind of difficult and hard. Friday, Friday. I appreciate that. Okay, buddy, Wow, I want to put just like that. You just have to be reasonable and talk to Ron and you just look Ben, You've bend like a pretzel I have. I'm not the same person I was like, who are you even five years ago? Five minutes ago?

It's like the IR is six o'clock to eight. I just found an extinction walk all over me. Hey, thank you for my glasses. Oh you're eclipse glasses, no problem, got my eclipse classes. For the love of God. I thought you are given to me the day after. Hey, there's a lot of fake eclipse glasses out there. Don't use them. No, it's because that could ruin your real fast. This is a lifelong lesson you're about to learn. If you put on the wrong glasses, you could

burn your eyeballs out. If you burn yourself glasses that you got the Yeah, I know so much about eclipses because I've been working at the news, and you know, they like they know the official dude, I know, but like, and it can burn your phone. Did you know you can burn your phone too? Like, your phone's not even cut out to take pictures of these eclipses. Okay, according to Scientific America, three quick step tests make sure your eclipse glasses are legit. Number one, put them on

indoors and look around. You shouldn't then you shouldn't be able to see much. Okay, they're that dark, they are that dark, so you might be able to see just if you have some bright lights in the house, take them outside. Don't look at the sun yet. But it should be too dark to see distant hills, trees, or even the ground. That's how dark these glasses need to be. Yeah, dude, Okay, and then take a quick glance at the sun. It shouldn't hurt you at all.

You should be able to comfortably look at the sun and see a bright, sharp edged disc. If it feels hard at all, stop immediately. Those are not approved eclipse glasses you have had. Yeah, there's a lot of phony ones out there. If you're holding monoculars, they are not eclipse glasses. They're not. It's I don't understand, Like we're people where they put stuff in drugs. Why you want to ruin somebody's eyeballs, You don't,

that's their karma. But you're maybe we don't need to look at the eclipse anyways, but you're not there when their eyeballs, Like, you're not getting the payoff of their eyeballs burning out of their head. You're just putting out bogus glasses. I mean, you get paid for them though, if you're selling them, like that's a solid like good cheap. That's a solid racket. Like that's what you get. You get what you pay for, pay for the expensive glasses. Guys, what do we learn today? I

told you to become a cape pair stitute? Did you made me? You typed it in? Well, they get two pairs of that to me, Thank you for my glass. Rod Eclipse is on Monday, Houston's rocking Alternatives, The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Welcome Back.

I got some twenty one pilot's tickets coming up for Don't Go Anywhere Beautiful, I mean, awesome day ahead of us, like fifty five out there right now, a little chilly, don't worry no rain, Sunny Sky's seventy eight Awesome Day. Joe Flaherty. Do you know that name? Have you seen it come up on anything? Passed Away? At eighty two Adam Sandler's movie Happy Gilmore. He's the guy that like heckles him, the jet ass

guy. Yes, I guess that's what everybody would know him from. Yeah, he was a Canadian guy that came up with like John Candy and Eugene Levy, which you guys all know from Shit's Creek, or Rick moranis like he was in that group. They had their own like SCTV, which was like Saturday Night Live of Canada. It was really popular up there. And then for some reason Adam Sandler just loved him and put and put him in stuff. So he had passed away. I didn't know if it was trending

here though I figured it probably wasn't. Well, I mean I saw it, I saw it. I didn't I didn't see it trending. You know what I did see trending. That's kind of a little bit of gossip. Steve O on the X is trending because apparently he was invited to go onto Bill Maher's podcast. STEVEO, as you know, is sober now after years and years of abusing his body, and he asked Bill Maher like, hey, can you not smoke weed during my interview? And Bill Maher said,

no, that's a that's a deal breaker for me. And so do you have to smoke weed during your podcast? I would feel I would feel like, I mean, here's the thing. If it's your podcast, you can do whatever you want. You want the interview if you want the interview bad enough, it's like, yeah, dude, I won't spark up for I don't know one hour. It's what you mean, I don't know. I don't know how long he wanted this interview to be. But yeah, he didn't smoke when he had Cheryl Crow on. So I don't know why he

would respect Cheryl Crow's boundaries and like not Steve O's. But that's kind of that's kind of because of her mouth. I need to draw a boundary of not hearing about body parts you like. And then so that's kind of trending. Elon Musk says he's all for uh, mister Beast quitting YouTube. He I guess, like if you follow mister Beasts, you saw he had posted something on April School's Day saying like I'm not quitting YouTube, I'm posting the X full time. And then I guess it was just a prank when he

was like, you you actually should do that. Musk told mister Beasts that he wants them over on the X. Of course he wants all those followers. But yeah, that's what trending. On ninety four five The Buzz, All right, let's give aways some tickets here. I have twenty one Pilots Toyota Center, September fourth. I'll take call her ten seven one three, two one two five nine four five Ryan Show ninety four five The buzz Rod Ryan Show on this wild Card Wednesday, Sunny skies today, high of seventy

eight Friday, Gonna put on her. You need to win that lottery tonight. For all the tickets going on sale Friday at ten am, co Wetzel tickets, twenty one Pilots tickets, Black Keys tickets, Dashboard Confessional, all going on sale. I don't know if there's going to be another concert announcement this week, but I would think at this point, if they are going to announce, they wouldn't put their tickets on sale until the following week.

So I think that's all the competition you have. But let's ease the pain for at least one of you. Good morning, Hello, well, hello, Hi, who's this? Hey? Chance? I'm giving away twenty one Pilot tickets. Would you like them? Yep? You got them? Dude, appreciate that. Thank, I appreciate you. I'm excited for you, but I'm not going to let you go that easy take here Okay, here, Alex loans you ten dollars to buy a lottery ticket. This is the

poll question today. Alex loans you ten dollars to buy a lottery ticket. You hit the billion dollars. How much do you owe Alex back? I'll get one percent? How about that? Whatever it is of a bill? How do you feel about that, Alex? I wouldn't have loaned it to him if he had not said he was giving me half, Alex, he wouldn't have won chance. Alex wants he wants half. I don't know about that. You wouldn't have won it that ten all right, Alex is taking

away half of your twenty one pilot tickets. You only have one ticket. Sorry, he's giving up. He's giving the other one to someone else. No, no, no, you got it. You got a pair of tickets. Bro. Congratulations, all right, thank you so much. I appreciate you. Thank you so The breakdown on the poll question this morning. The options are ten dollars, just give the money back that was loaned to you, half the jackpot, the entire jackpot. One percent of our audience

says, give them the whole thing, very generous. Eleven percent of our audience say you get nothing back. You don't even get the ten dollars. Wow, So the biggest answers are ten dollars and half the jackpot. Forty three percent say you get the ten dollars back, you'll loan me ten. I gave you ten back, doesn't matter what I do with it. Forty four percent of you say half. That's what Alex is looking for. Apparently

a lot of us need to win some sort of a lottery. I don't know if you guys find this interesting at all, or it's depressing or what. It's something that's on my mind. And I know I just made a joke today. I said, these guys that were playing the fresh out of bed Head to Head, we're going to put me in an early retirement, right, I said, I can't do this for five years. If Tim and Sammy ever play again, that's my last show. That's my last I've

been keeping my comments about them is myself all week. You know, people say, well, you sign this five year deal, what are you going to do? I don't know. I don't, I really don't. But retirement has been something that I've thought about for a long long time, and it scares me because when you sit down and talk to a financial advisor and they tell you how expensive it is to be retired. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, and guess what, Nobody has the money saved up for it.

So I don't know if this is interesting or not. The average person thinks they need almost a mill and a half to retire and to retire comfortably. Now is anybody close to that? No, you want to hear what people have saved up. Sure is this interesting or no? Absolutely is it. It's impressing, but it's also interesting. Maybe it'll make your feel it's like I'm not alone, you know, or wonderful. All right, gen

Z, start with you. You think it's going to take one point six million for retirement, and you've saved an average of twenty two thousand dollars so far that you're not touching. Okay, that's not my money that you're like dip it into. It's not an envelope that's in the count you know, in the in the cookie jar, a mattress. This is money that you're okay, average, gen Z, they have twenty two grand put away. You have all those years of earning. I would say a good job.

But millennials think you're gonna need about one point six million. The average millennial has sixty two thousand dollars saved up that they're not touching. That's not close. That's a gap of one point five to nine million dollars. What you think you're gonna need. I'll do the math for you. Thank you. All right, here's my gen z's, which we got maybe what ten to fifteen more years of earnings. We think we're gonna need about a million and

a half. The average gen Z has about one hundred and eight thousand dollars saved up for retirement. You know how quickly that's gonna go. Yes, if you have to start getting your own medical and stuff like that, that money's gone in a couple of years. One hundred thousand dollars is not gonna last you a couple of years of retirement with no money coming in. Baby boomers do it a little bit better. Most of them are close to retirement

or already tired. They think they're gonna we can. They think they're gonna need about a mill maybe boom boomer's average one hundred and twenty thousand dollars in savings. Yeah, all right, it's depressing to talk about glad We talked about it, But do you feel like you're not alone somebody out there going okay boom or hey, I'm doing better than my generation is I'm doing better than average. I feel like we all needed Money's always go chat with the

financial advisor after the show. Money is always a weird thing to talk about on the show. Save your Money, guys, save it. Just like that movie. Just like that song. What is that Cyperso song? Rock Star, Save your Money, Man, save you. That guy comes out in the middle of the song save your Money. Someone else is gonna come

along. They're on Ryan's Show, Fun ninety four or five, The Buzz, Oh We Go ninety four or five, The Buzz, Green Day, basket Case, Rob Ryan's Show. People are already spending that billion dollars that they're going to win on that lottery tonight. I've seen some of that on the Ex. Melissa does one of those office pool things. Yeah, and I like I like that she takes the leadership role, but that also brings up problems. If you don't know the is it Powerball tonight or Mega Millions?

I don't know Powerball all right, and it's over a billion dollars one point nine billion dollars. Was there any Sophia doing anything at the front door, Not that I've heard of. I have not heard any. I'm not in it. You're not in right. You just don't feel like we have a shot together. What I'm saying is that I haven't heard of it. So if we're doing it, it's past my radar, and I just haven't

contributed. So I like, I can tell I already like Melissa, because she says there's four of them at work, and they each put in twenty dollars when the pot gets big, so they're into it. She's the one that buys the tickets. She's the go getter. And then you know what, there's always someone that doesn't have the money, and she covers for them. Oh okay, that's where it gets sticky to me, these little handshake deals in the back rooms where you guys are working. She goes, I

cover them when I buy the tickets. They still only the twenty dollars, but they're included in the split when we win. I like that, she said, when we win, she said, Honestly, if you think about it, when you have that much money, you need friends with the same amount of money to hang with. So we need each other. Everyone else is going to be everyone else is going to be working. Who's jumping on a plane and flying to Bora Bora with me? Melissa Exactly. That's a

great point. She's like, you're gonna need those fellow rich people to hang with. So that's why no one's going to undercut anybody. Great point. I'm always nervous about those deals. Oh you got me, right, but you got me. You haven't played in three weeks, Rod, Yeah, but you got me. You know what you know? I always play? Uh uh No, you're asked. Didn't give you that money? You get nothing, You get nothing, You're a poor Everybody knows the Wiener mobile.

Everybody knows the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile iconic. Yeah, so you've been in it. I have. I've not been in it. You got to sit in it. That you did. Put on my meat belt in Houston Life, the meat belt, not at belt. We call it call it them meat belt. You know what I meant? A lot of pun's going on in there. What is the other? What is the second most famous food mobile? I've seen it up close. Give us a hint. Here's your hint. It's food is the strawberry or the apple that the worm's driving and

the little kid's book. I don't know what the hell you're driving. I'm talking about a real on the road vehicle, the Nutmobile. All the planners yes, okay, I've seen it, Niagara Falls, New York. No way, Yeah, the Planner's Nutmobile. Okay, they're looking for drivers. Dude, these are cool. These are cool gigs. Yep. I'm telling you. If I was younger, I would be. I didn't know you could have. I didn't know this was a whole thing. Yeah, you

have to apply, and I have the application for some go getters. This is going to be a younger person that can kind of pick up and do it. But anybody can go to beat peanut dot com from now until April fourteen. April fourteenth. I can't imagine Wizard giving me, you know, some sabbatical to drive around the Nutmobile. We'll go with you, we'll do it. Lot. He's not giving. He's certainly not giving the whole show off to drive around the Nutmobile during the summer. This is the problem.

The Nutmobile is badass. It's not as iconic as the Wiener Mobile. But the Nutmobile is still pretty cool. I wouldn't feel like a second class food car driver. I would feel like I would You're right there. I would still feel elite, like the precipice of food mobile driving. Whatever precipice means. Yes, I would feel that way. It's like a mountain, is it? So? I'm at the just the well. I won't even gonna

say, because's gonna sound. I was going to say something it's gonna sound really really dirty, and then I just I took the chili row out on the food blog page today. If you would like to apply to drive the Nutmobile, do you think you have what it takes? They're looking for it? Well, you don't know what I think about it. I can't part for that thing. They're looking for an elite crack squad. Yeah, they're not gonna deal with you. No, it would have so many scratches on

it. Oh my god, all the tires, umcaps are flying down the road. Everything else. No ham out New Houston's rocking Alternatives. The Rod Last Morning Show from six to ten AM, ninety four or five Buzz Rod Ryan Show on a wild card Wednesday, it's about fifty five outside. I mean it's gonna cool up, or I'm sorry, it's gonna warm up. It's gonna go all the way up to about seventy eight today, So no rain, clear skies, Sonny and seventy eight. We'll worry about it when

we get a little closer. But I feel like they're setting us up. Have you guys seen the same thing when it comes to talking about the eclipse. It seems like they're setting us up here for Hey, guys, expected to be pretty cloudy out there. Don't get too excited about this huge event.

Meanwhile, talking to my sister back in like at the home office of north Tonawanda, hotels are booked Niagara Falls to bringing in the name, so bringing in the National Guard in Niagara Falls because there's so many people, because it's gonna be one of those totality deals and it goes from Austin, YEP to Niagara Falls to Buffalo. They are the amount of people it is little literally like gonna be a temporary state of emergency because there's so many people packed

into this. That's what they're saying about totality. People are traveling to go see the eclipse, Alex because it's kind of a big deal. But if the weather's bad, we will not be able to see it. Yeah, so we're only getting partial here. But on top of that, they're saying could be pretty cloudy. Okay, I got my glasses. Thank you for bringing me up the douglasses. All right, let's get into it. What are Houston's headlines? At Federal Appeals Court, we'll hear arguments today over a

controversial Texas immigration all. The law would give our state the power to arrest migrants suspected of crossing the border. I legally divided administration argues the federal government has sole authority to control immigration policy. A temporary second channel is now open in the Baltimore Harbor so essential vessels can access the port. This is all following the catastrophic collapse of the Francis Scott key Bridge. Maryland Governor Wes Moore

is calling it an important milestone. There's a smaller passageway that opened to marine vessels on Monday, and the work continues to open a third, deeper channel for these larger ships to pass through. And as alex or Rod mentioned, the first time I told the story is like, yeah, and I guess the cars on either side of that bridge, just have to find another route. Traffic is probably pretty insane on either side of that bridge. Yeah, there's got to be another way over that body of water, but boy,

that's got to be it's going to be a wait time. It's Listen. It sounds insensitive because people passed away and died there, but the inconvenience for a long long time in that area, I can't even imagine. We just have to put it, I mean put it in perspective. There are people that take bridges from Albo Stand. There are people that take bridges you know, all over. We have a port here as well, so we definitely

can you know, identify with that how it impacts commutes. People on social media are talking about things that are overpriced but still one hundred percent worth it, and we've got some of the popular responses, number one being comfortable shoes and comfortable socks, quality, mattress quality, pillow quality, solfa on here,

someone said hiring movers, movers are worth their weight in gold. According to Social medium, air conditioning, dental care experiences, people say save money on that day to day stuff, but splurge on an experience like a concert ticket, a weekend getaway or maybe a class you've been wanting to take. That is what creates lasting memories and happiness. No one's got any retirement money

right right. Premium wireless noise canceling headphones are on this list. Quality pots and pans, random, a solid, warm winter coat, and divorce. Ashton Kutcher has had a tough year, albeit may be self inflicted. First, he and his wife Mila got nailed for writing letters of support for convicted rapist Danny Masterson. Now he's getting dragged for his association with Diddy. Ashton and Diddy have been close friends for decades, since Ashton was hosting Punked on

MTV, so that already doesn't look good. But there's this video. You know, people go back, and these videos were surfaced when he was on that YouTube show Hot Ones and the host was asking about the many Diddy parties he's attended, and he's like, I've got a lot of stories I can't tell. Then he paused something further and said, I can't tell that one either, So he never told a party story. He just diverted into talking

about their friendship. A source say that Ashton and Miel are staying as far away from this chaos as possible after they took a beating over that whole Danny situation. So you are, you know, about fifty years old. You still listen to music you love when you were thirteen. Don't worry, You're not immature. You're perfectly normal. According to a therapist, there's a thing called neural nostalgia where researchers find the music we listened to as teenagers bindstar our

brains differently than anything we're ever going to hear as adults. That actually makes music a great coping mechanism because it helps us. It helps us get out of our heads and connect to ourselves, makes us feel alive again. Well, let's talk it to someone on the back nine of their thirties. What was was? I mean, I'm just gonna be obvious. Was Selena? Like the first thing that you loved? Was there something that you loved like

Kiss? Everyone knows that was my first favorite band when I was a little little kid. Yeah, you know, And then I get it they're goofballs now, but I still I can't take away that love, Yeah what I felt? So that was my first wave. There was there were other waves

of music that came into my life. But for you, For me, it was I always remember my babysitter listening to Garth Brooks and Red Hot Chili Peppers really and yeah, like that's like I remember those things on the TV being a little kid, being a little kid like in like I have no like I remember seeing it on TV and being like, I really like that. That's that's really cool. And then yes, I guess Selena dying when I was when I was in fifth grade, that maybe lean into her music

and I remember that made me want to learn English and Spanish. And yeah, I know all those songs. I did karaoke Selena over at Easter, at our Easter celebration, sing a little Selena for the family. Really. Yeah, videos are allowed on six picks. Oh okay, maybe next time, guys, maybe next time. Got video of that? Well, if Alex isn't sharing his talent, I don't know why I should grace you with mine, you know what I mean? If if we're all just gatekeeping our

talent not about me? What did you sing about me? What did you sing? Pavaratti over the break? I do have some baton twirling video I can share with the class, but I'll post that on the X. Okay, so so you can listen, you can go read about this neural nostalgia on the music bog pages are Houston headlines, sing go singers sing the sports. I won't sing it. I will not sing the sports. The tonight sing it fellow to the Blue Jays tutor. Last night, Josh Hayter gave

up a two on Homer in the ninth that put the best. I'm a guy who's paid billions of dollars series. Okay, just checking ash are gonna wrap up this series with Toronto tonight. Christian Haavier is gonna be the man for this Stows going up against Toronto's Chris Baskett. First pitch is at seventeen. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. Yes, I know you're a guy that takes the temperature. What's the temperature on? Uh? The X? About the astros right now?

What they what if we're not happy? Of course? What do you feel? It's super panic mode? Is it freak? Are people freaking out? The s talking has not been very very common lately, so yeah, it's pretty bad your astros Twitter, Yeah, I think I could. It's been like I don't know since the fourth inning of that first game of the season when I was getting lit up. Yeah, they get stopped. Okay, it's really stopped. I mean it was cool if the no hitter was cool.

So let's just all focus on the no hitter. It's a long season, exactly, exactly, long season. Lot of ball to play. The Basketball Rockets lost the Timberwolves last night one thirteen to one O six. Jalen Green had twenty one six points in the night to lead all players and scoring. They'll have a day off today before they play the Warriors tomorrow night back at Toyota Center. That is what's going on in sports rock and alternative Fair. Use to the Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM for the buzz.

Okay ninety four or five the Buzz, Good morning, Rod Ryan's Show, My Chemical Romance, and Welcome to the Black Parade. Welcome to the nine o'clock hour. I've got Black Keys tickets coming up for you. They're playing with Head in the Heart September twenty first at the Toyota Center. Tickets will go on sale this Friday at ten eight m. Don't worry, I'll get you in. Also, Dashboard Confessional going on sale Friday at ten. I got those tickets coming up on New the show. It's sun these guys

today, No, Rain, I have about seventy eighth's on LinkedIn? Are you like, well, I'm not active, but I have a LinkedIn page, but now I haven't been on in probably two years. I don't know. Yeah, I jumped on there too. Then I bought the stock when it went public, and then I sold it like an idiot, and I should have hang on there. Oh come on, I know are you on LinkedIn? Alex? I think I've said on this show. Last time I changed it was on this show when you were like, hey, update your

ish and you Yes, I still had the Doug Pike Shows. What show I was on? Dude? Does it say you're on the rod Ryan Show? Now? It deay is now? Because I went and I changed it that day, I had to like, thank you do my password and everything, and I hadn't been in and forever. I know you're spoken for, but I mean, did you just go about any chicks on the site? No, I changed exactly what you told me. I changed. I got

up, thank you chicks. Fifty over half okay of people who are currently dating say they've been on at least one date with someone they met on LinkedIn. Nice, it's a it's a work networking site. And yeah, I'm telling you that's why you shouldn't pay for dating sites. You should just go on ig or LinkedIn. Those are dating sites. Just live life, Yeah, just go by, just live, just live. Laugh, you get

it. You finally understand now, if you're thirty, if you're thirty five to forty years old, sixty one percent of people have gone on a date with someone that they absolutely ground zero met on LinkedIn. Yeah, dude, you know that's honestly, you've been meeting some bombs on tender. Go to LinkedIn. You can see where they worked, their job history. Yeah, they're a good employee. People get get endorsements from a co worker. That to me, that's it's got it. It's like hitting on somebody at the

gym. I don't know, like it's a work site. Yeah, I have no game, so I don't work that work at that date. I don't even know how I if I know how to do LinkedIn, I just say yes to everybody and then I leave it at that. You're slunty. I'm just kidding. Giddings I just said, boom boom boom. Yeah, okay, we're pals. And then you know, you got all these like pre written work announcements and anniversaries and stuff and people congratulating you, and I

think those are pre written. I feel like it's just a bunch I'm in the I'm in that ground of pre written nonsense is bouncing around on LinkedIn. I do look at it once in a while, like once a quarter. LinkedIn just seemed like a big circle jrek. To me. It's just like, ah, this person can do these skills. I also, I also say you can do these skills great? And what am I to said back to you? I don't know if you can do accounting better than me.

I don't know any of these things endorsing people much worse hook it up with somebody at the gym, hook it up with somebody on LinkedIn, or I don't think those things are worse. I don't think they're bad. Why want go live your life? Oh? Really? Yeah, go, I'm not judging you. I think it's better to meet people in person, So I would say LinkedIn is I guess worse? But I like, yeah, I like to you know, I'm want to see you live in the wild.

I'm surprised at your answer. I thought like something the gym was some sort of a sacred place, like hey, I'm there, me and my girlfriends when we go to the gym, or like, look that guy very so hot. My friends always like, go to that guy for me. I'm going up to guys for my friends at the gym, and I'm it's probably annoying, but I'm like, if you're that desperate and you really like that guy, I'll totally go up to him for you. Because that's never happened

to me. So how does that go down? What do you say to the guy? So I want to him? I go walking like this, I go hey, hey, hey, and then usually have their headphones on, like hate headphone muscle guy like hey, take hey cutie. No, I don't take CUTI I say, hey, can you like take your headphones off? And I look like I have, like really so important to say. I get my eyes real wide and I go, hey, do you have a girlfriend? And he's what he's got like seventy five dumbout seventy five

minutes the machines. I don't like. Yeah, I tryed it to get him all there at the weights. I tried to get him all there at the like like the machines squat. Yeah, no, just like I don't know those little machines and machines. And they'll either say yeah do I go, okay, cool that whatever, or they'll say, uh know, why hop in like mid row anybody on the I wait, I wait till they're rested, and then I go, I go, well, here's the thing.

I don't know if you're single or like whatever or looking to date anyone right now. I said, but my girlfriend over there is like so cute, and she thinks you're cute. Now you're pointing. Yeah, I'm like, you're pointing. Is she looking elsewhere? Like acting? She's acting. She doesn't know what's happening, even though she set me out. She's about to do. Someone's bidding send you. So she's just like, okay,

I know that cute little girl. I go the one and whatever. She's wearing blue tights and I just just so you know, I said, just so you know she thinks you're cute. I said, if you want to go get her, I G, or I can give you her I G right now. You know, whatever you young kids do is that the is that the thing that to get is the i G. I think, so the GRAM, Yeah, you get the GRAM. Yeah, and then you

can d M there you go, okay, I'm learning. So yeah, and so we're like, oh, you guys are like oh oh oh great. And then I you know, give them the dates and I like, okay, okay, bye. So he puts it in his phone. He doesn't go talk to her then, no, because I'm like, you can enjoy your workout, but or I'll say, hey, before you leave, tell us goodbye. Hey, before you leave, tell us goodbye. And so he's like, yeah, like the guy's come up after their workout,

Alex, you're processing this. What do you think you guys just lived different lives idea very different same Okay, well okay, no, no, I'm just saying, like my friends, the ones that I'm doing this for are like twenty eight, they're young, so they are just out on the prowl. Yeah you know what I mean, Like they're out out on the prowl. Me. I'm like, god, now, I'm like, guys, I got fifty minutes to do some work, like a real workout, Like please, let's just do that. Now. I take a class. Let

someone else handle it. Sounds like you're not working out. You're scrambling around that match. Make it. That was the old me when I had time. Now if she jops, I got to just get in for a class, I don't have time. I'm like said it, I'm Matt, I gotta go right, Okay, Well, apparently LinkedIn is uh jim, LinkedIn is rocking? Yeah, sixty forty year olds have gone on at least one day be a LinkedIn maybe any of you? Alright, I wouldn't go update

my profile right now. I've been on there in a while. See what's going on? Check it out. Other sense of endorsements are there dms on LinkedIn? You can send people a message, but your are you just messages out there for the whole pens on your premium The pens see if you look at their profile only it depends if you're paying for that premium service to see Oh yeah, I got the one that everyone's going to see, because it'll say it'll say five people looked at your profile, but it won't tell you

who unless you pay for that upgrade. Hey you up, I get work and the whole world sees. It's like, oh, you're in the free one you ateiot? Everyone just saw you. Ask her if she's if she's awake, what are you giving away? Let's see? I have Oh how would you go to this show? Black Keys Head in the Heart, Toyota Center, September twenty first, all right, I'll take call her ten seven one three two one two five nine four show. I'm six to ten am,

ninety four five the buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Let's go give away some tickets here. Hello, Hello, good morning, good morning, good morning to you. Who is this? This is this Taylor? How are you? I'm great? Are you interested in buying a lottery ticket? You're gonna You're gonna get out of this. It's a billion dollars tonight. Absolutely. I have about one hundred dollars worth so far. So if you don't win, I mean, if you don't play, you don't

win. Yeah, there you go. You gotta win. Is that average for you? I mean that's a lot or is it just when it gets this big you you go extra, you go extra hard, a little extra. Yeah, I gotta go a little extra. But you buy tickets every week. That's a regular thing for you, not a regular thing. Probably what the month, just just to throw it out there. I got you, all right, Well, good luck, man, I appreciate it. Good luck. Maybe help out your local radio show. That's your favorite guy

in the morning. I think the Lord would smile upon that the universe. I'd like you to remember the guy that gives you Black Keys tickets if you win her. Every morning I listen, I'm actually at work. I'm a lease officer, long for a short every day at six o'clock all the way until about two o'clock. Thank you, I mean Taylor. I don't remember you ever. Have you played the fresh round of bed Head to head? I've been wanting too. I've been thinking about it every morning I listen to

it, so I need to pull the trigger on it. Yeah, thinking just get in there. Well, now you gotta wait thirty days because you just want Black Keys tickets. September September twenty first Toyota Center tickets go on sale Friday morning at ten am for everyone else but Taylor the Cop. He's got his tickets. Man, Taylor the Cop, have a great time at that show. Man. I appreciate the I'll tell you what you mentioning the

amount of time that you listen. That's a that's massive. You know, the average I have to see what the latest is with the radio wizard. The average person listens to us about twenty minutes. Yeah, I mean that's huge. This is eight hours. That's a unbelievable, dude. A lot easier, a lot smoother. We don't like fanta keyword because that's just it, but we like to say the smooth. Yeah, my life would be a lot easier if everybody listened for eight hours too. Uh exactly, Thank

you, brother, have a great time at that show. I appreciate all those hours. Damn. That's awesome. Online Kid's Alex Online five the mud. What you got right? Today's al is very simple. It's called poison berries. And you will go to the AOL. You will be given nine berries that you're looking at. Eight of them will kill you. Oh I love this one. As a forager. You will live, you have to cheese. I'd like the other way around, like eight i'll live, one

I'll die. No, that's not fun. That's too much element of danger. Rode. You're not going to get poison. You're not gonna get past level one. There is no level too. You either live or you die. That's it. The game actually kills you. The game has one page. It's it, it's it. There's nine berries. You got to pick the one that's not. You get one chance, dude, one opportunity. Everything you ever wants, throw the room, go do it, go do it right now. Rod. See if you live. Oh this is hard.

See if you live, hold on, And if you live, you have to buy everybody else slaughtery tickets, poison berry or poison berry. Only you can decide you're did you try? I'm scared. I'm scared over here. I think I'm gonna go. Is this guy right here? I'm not gonna don't want to give any of it away because then people will know what not to guess. Okay, hold on, I think I want anybody to go and just say I got here and I don't lie. You're poisoned. Oh dad, I got Chandler. Okay, now I'm part of Dude,

Rip Chandler. I picked a berry and it said I'm a Chandler. Wait, Alex, we're dead. Will you send me the right link please? I thought we were done with this bit. I thought were I thought we were too got me again? I'm sighted The Rod Right Show celebrating twenty years ninety four, five The Bus ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show, Olivertree, let me Down? Why do you look at me when you said let me down? Because I feel like you might

let me down here. And I'm not quite sure what direction this is going in, but I wanted to tell you that there are two listen, I just get my feelings hurt when we don't get them. There's gonna be two Buzz world premiere songs today, Okay, starting at ten o'clock and then every other hour. So ten twelve, two, four six eight. Glass Animals has a brand new song, and you know, I can tell you it's not gonna be my favorite song. I haven't heard any of it yet,

but none of the songs are my favorite songs. But it's always interesting to see what they do. Alex I feel like likes them a little bit. The song is called Creatures in Heaven. So Jeremy's going to start his show with a world premiere of Blass Animals. You're like, hell are Glass Animals? Don't worry about it? Eleven o'clock. Imagine dragons are dropping a new song today. I know you all know who the Imagine Dragons are. Their song is called Eyes Closed, and we have to wait until eleven o'clock.

So Jeremy, good for you. Jeremy rot he gets the world premieres depending on what they sound like. I want to spend. I mean, if they're both great, I think we should play them both tomorrow. Imagine Dragons, I think we have to play tomorrow. Even if it's a turd. I think they're big. Right. If it's a turd, I think we still need to play it Glass Animals. If it's a turd, then okay, then we don't need to worry about it. So let's see how these

play out. Listen at ten and eleven o'clock for some brand new music. Now this came up on the show a couple of weeks ago, did it not? And I feel like we were talking about Easter and Alix, what's the Easter meal? Ham? Ham is always an Easter meal. I made ham at my house in Polish sausage, and then I said, afterwards, you could make soup. You could take that hambone, make a delicious split piece soup or some sort of a bean soup. And one of the things

that my mom would do would make. She would make ham salad. And I feel like you guys looked at me like I was speaking another language. You've heard of you never hammed it up with some salad alid. You've heard of chicken salad before. Yes, a chicken tuna salad, A tuna salad, samdach, egg salad, egg salad, sandwich. Why is there a drop off when it comes to ham salad. I guess it's I don't know. I guess you're not fair. It is available in every deli in New

York State. I could tell you that's where we are, Bucco. I brought in some ham salad for you guys here, Alex, But what goes in tuna salad? Why are you not eating this? I'm making one for me? Just take this one, chilling. You want a ham salad, get in here. It's all the way down to it. It's a cracker. Now you would normally put this. You would put this on, you know, bread, some nice deli bread, and maybe some lettuce. Now, what's your initial thought about how it was? I don't like the way

it looks. It's pink color. Sam, thanks want me to diet? I don't know. You tell me what it looks like you eat with your eyes first. I'm not loving. My eyes are not loving. What colors tuna salad? The color of colored it smells. I'm gonna say something. I'm hungry. I know you're right now. When I told you, when I told you that I brought in some of my homemade ham salad this morning, you looked at me and you said no, I and my feelings were hurt. I'm sorry because I made it. It's from the heart, and

that's like, that's like the baby Jesus. That's like my Jesus hands. It's Jesus ham from Sundays, So I grounded up. Can we try it? A little bit of mayonnaise and a little bit of sweet relish. I don't want you to be caught off guard. Oh it's sweet relish, sweet relish. Okay, what are your thoughts on sweet? I'm just going to eat it and listen. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this.

I appreciate them out that you have on that cracker, because it's not like you just have a little bit really going where you got over there had a spam situation. She also did, okay, go ahead, go ahead, Alex let me know what you think it put it in. It smells like ham jackass does smell like it feels like a ham ass. You mouth it's good? Eat it? Why are you making a mask? Crackers everywhere? One cracker? It's it's salty. What's ham? Salty? Again? Like

fact, you've never had ham? I love? I just wish you were a whole ham. It's like chopped up ham. It's a chopped up ham. Yeah, making a big deal. This is it gross? No, it's okay. I would have another one. I'm hungry. You can have another one. You can have that whole tupperware if you like. Thank you, lucky you. Chili didn't even come in here, Chilli. Ask him what he thinks I cook for you guys. This is not your best dish, but it's good. It's okay. Wait a minute, Look I told

you I was hungry. Take another bite. It's like hearing the song for the second time. It's just like overcompensate. Now you like it? Who's chewing that ham? Great? New game? Who's chewing that hams? Truly it's weird, Like it's just like, yeah, I'm just not used to ham like that. Yeah, it's ground up ham. So I know that it just doesn't sound good, but it's good like chopped up chicken aground. Honestly, all the salads, it's not ranked the highest, but edible.

Okay, you order this on a sandwich. You would order this on a sandwich. Yeah, you would get like a little carton of it from the deli. Yeah, or you you know, you make your own, Okay, which is what happened here? Okay, well thank you. That's why you only had one. And Chili has not left the seat. Is he not partaking in my ham salad today? I don't think so, you son of a bitch, Chili? What What's what's going on with you? I'm doing links and guests, trying to make sure the website is up today and

everything. Guys, did you put your restaurant on there? Oh it's salty, Oh it's salty. Wouldn't be the first you heard that. And there's certainly no extra salt. It's just the ham is salty on its own, right, Yeah, nothing for you. Chili, not even gonna try it. I had a salad last night. I'm salad out for today. What's the next thing you're gonna bring in here? I don't know, what do you make next? I was more listen, I don't eat that on the

regular, but you have this ham. You gotta do something with it. You have all this extra ham ham salad sandwiches. Uh no, No, that's why London did not get along? Is that why? Yeah? We were, you know, we picky eaters. Thank you, Thank you to Tessa and one half of the twins for trying it. Yeah. Same. By the time I was going to go over there, I think whatever you're saying, I don't even care. The rod Ryan Show, count five, the Buzz, the Buzz, three days, grays at number too late,

rod Ryan Show. Plenty of leftover ham salad in the room if anyone wants to me, plenty to go around. Were you two and out? I think two is yeah, that's my ham salad on a rich cracker limit. Yeah, salt the salt on the crackers too. Yeah, that truly, truly is treat I like it. I mean, look, I like like a dirty martine. I like salty things, all right, But chili was a schedule. Were just gonna make him keep eating it? He said that you like tell a story like the history of doing that. But he's like,

I just ate this. I don't need any here'st here. Eat this and read a book to me, right right, Hope you're on to a great starts your day, everybody. Wild Card Wednesday, It's fantastic. I believe Mike sent it in. It's really really good. Not saying it's better than the Wizards, but it's it's as good is what Wizard sent in yesterday. It's really really good. Strong week, very strong week to quite strong on the Instagram features. Sunnyast guys today, no ring, I'm about seventy

eight. I'm just gonna say, fellas. Google just agreed to delete all the data they've been collecting from your incognito searches on Chrome. Yeah they've been tracking that. Yeah they got busted. So we can sit around here and act like you don't know what incognito mode is. That's fine. I'm not even doing that dance with you. I do. I'm not going there.

I know you know what it is. Most people assume that when you search for something incognito mode, usually porn, that it's going to remain confidential. Not for Google. It just is a thing. Where like then when you go por Pornhub, isn't the first link that pops up below it, so all it really does is not added to your computer's search history. So a lawsuit was filed. It accused Google of misrepresenting and kind of leading us to

believe that incognito there were no traces of it. Google has everything, Okay, So all that weirdo stuff that Chili's looking at, all of that stuff. Thanks to this lawsuit and this court filing, they are going to have to delete millions of data records from people's private browsing sessions. Okay, Now the planers want five billion dollars in damages. Why wouldn't you ask Google for five billion? Right? No, they're not getting it. That part didn't

happen. Okay, But Google's going to update its disclosure form allowing people to block third party cookies in incognito mode for the next five years, and they're not going to track how often you get are on incognito mode. Did they get any money? Zero money? That is hilarious. That's just what happens, Like, hey, you're right, we're not gonna pay yet. They didn't get they didn't get busted selling the info, they didn't get busted sharing

the info. They just got busted having the info and storing it. They store everything, even incognito mode, but they're not going to be able to move forward. And I'm not going to explain the incognito move mode just makes you feel a little bit safer, even if you and stop pretending you don't know what incognito model with comito? What were we talking about, brother Ron, I know what you're talking about. Shut up, you do what are

you giving away? I know the show ham Salad a whole container ham Salad, I mean, and five craggers and tickets to see Dashboard Confessional in the Ham Salad buy you Music Center. It's going down. Tickets to art on sale for the show yet, but you can win them if you know the show. I'll keep it cold for you. Could you eat Hams out with Dashboard? Sure? It goes well with all the music we play, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative all Day and the Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four five,

The Bus ninety four five The Bus. It's almost done. We've got one last ticket to give to you. The Dashboard Confessional was announced yesterday. The show is October twenty fifth, by You Music Center. It's time for no the show, La La La la la la la la la la la la la. Why what's your question going to be? What did Chili need an extension on? My favorite part of that hang on, my favorite part of that whole exchange is I don't like to make excuses, but here's a

bunch of them, right right. I mean, I thought it was I thought it was actually a really lovely interaction. There was a problem, there was a problem, there was an explanation for said problem, and then you guys came to an agreement. I have granted an extension. Uh seven one, three, two two five, Hey Alexa play ninety four point five. The buzz on iHeartRadio getting ninety four point five is bus station from iHeart Radio. The Ron Ruddyan Show on ninety four five The buzz say it Ain't so

Rod Ryan Show wrapping up a wild card Wednesday. You got world premieres coming up, though, Man, you got a lot of new music coming up today on the station. Jeremy is like, uh, world premiere hogging today, He's got everything. What did I say? Glass animals at ten and then New Imagine Dragons at eleven, and then they're gonna just kind of rotate every other hour. If one of them is worthy or both. Maybe we'll give something to spend on this show. Tomorrow. I'll be listening to Jeremy

Sunny's Guys today, no rain, high of seventy eight. Come on, He's now time for Know This Show on ninety four five the buzz La La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. All right, everything's been running pretty smooth since Home Room this morning, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Who's this dress? Welcome to Know This Show. Tesla has a question for you. Go ahead, hey, and its what did Chillie ask for an extension on? Say yes?

For the Twins progress report from last week? There's legging on, it's lending in and that. What are they say? He said a progress report? Well, specifically, what kind of progress the Twins progress report? But what kind of report is it? He might the weekly report? No, he might not wait a minute. Weekly. I don't think Andreas knows the show. It's quarterly. But what kind of report is it? But what kind of report is it? What's in that report? Oh? That is what

I missed. I'm not gonna lie, Oh, Andreas, I was gonna give that to you. I'm gonna have to move on. Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Hi. Who's this? This is Jennifer? What was Chili? Him? And and hawn about that he didn't turn in? We either did the twin? What are they? What's due? What was due on April first? Their quarterly report? What is in the quarterly report? You remember their top their top I day April first. Jennifer

knows the show. He does know the show. He knows all my act I think Chili got an extension for his taxes too, Thank you Jesus Christ. This guy's asking for an extension on everything. He's not ready. He's not ready for the second quarter of the year. Thanks you saved the show this morning. What are you giving her? You get the tickets to go see dashboard conventional. These tickets are winning before you can buy them. They

go on till Friday. But you definitely know the show. Jennifer's whoo, thank you man, Thank you for coming in, swooping in and saving us here at the end. Did a great job today. Yeah, thank you. Thanks guys, you're buying a lottery ticket. You're interested in this billion dollars it's up for grabs tonight. Ah, you know maybe we might grab one. We do it when it's big money, which you know everybody else does too. So all right, well listen, good luck to you again.

Thank you, you're awesome. We gotta go. My wrap up sheet here it says, don't ask, don't tell. What does that mean? Fresh out of head head to head? Yeah, just not even the recap is just I mean, you can listen to the podcast if you want. Tomorrow's a new day, right sb d J Sammy Baker Davis Junior plays he's only going for one number two tomorrow. That first game nobody won, so he's going for one number two tomorrow, fresh out of bed head to head. Yeah, Tim, I don't know. Yeah there, that was a

weird matchup. Two days in a row. Wild Card Wednesday was our number one link. Shout out to Alex for the poison Barry exercise. No, he sent me which friend I am, and then you gave me one, and then I got the one that passed away. Thank you seven times, it says, shout out to the depressing four oh one k talk. Come on, listen, I gotta find stuff to talk about and like, hey, and thanks for bringing this delicious ham salad for me. It says thank

you to the ham salad, which I don't believe any of you. No, but my ham salad is not appreciated here. Alex will continue to sprinkle in rockets tickets, He'll give those away. Tomorrow is throwback Thursday, read my lips tomorrow, So chile A versus Tessa. Tessa will be fueled by the two ham salad crackers that she ate chili to Anny. My prediction is Tessa with a landslide victory. Oh yeah, okay, fix the Graham tomorrow as well. Jeremy with those world premieres I mentioned, He's got the NonStop

nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the one o'clock hour. Tessa's sisters having a baby today. Yeah, Robby, birthday to my niece baby Sophia, and happy birthday Way Newton. Today. She's in labor all night. It might be tomorrow. They're inducing. I think they're gonna go get it. You have to go get it. I think they're gonna go get just get in there, get that baby today. They're gonna get that baby today. Made the child Testa's on Houston Life today at one o'clock. She'd like

you to check that out and that's it, Just like that? Where are on a twenty hour break listen? Astros? Come on, come on, just win right like? Okay, score more points than the Blue Jayson, have an awesome Wednesday? Everybody ammo? So well? Wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, All the Good Stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com.