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If you're an old school Mosher. You know that being in the pit is very important, and you also know that maybe sometimes it's not the best place to, you know, have to go to the bathroom. So metal themed can water company Liquid Death has partnered with an adult diaper company, depend and they're creating a special absorbent undergarment that's perfect for washing.

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From Metallica to Dolly Parton only on the show.

The casting search is on for the upcoming Dolly Parton Broadway musical Dolly and Original Musical. The singer announced the search for Dolly on her Instagram. So Dolly posts up on ice ig and she's like, look, talented performers who can capture the spirit of my journey is what we want.

She is welcoming anyone, I.

Mean, from experienced theater professionals to undiscovered gems that want to audition to More information about the casting search can be found at Dolly Musical dot com.

From Metallica into Dolly Parton into some forty one only the show only This show.

Some forty one's Australian tour has unfortunately been canceled. Yesterday, the band chared a statement on the official ig for the All Good Things Festival, which which they were supposed to co headline. They let fans know that they wouldn't be there because Derek Whibley's health. He's been diagnosed with pneumonia earlier, which caused him to cancel their performance in Brisbane. All dates on the tourist what their next week are now Off those recent headlines.

On Thursday Night Football, the Lions got by the Packers thirty four to thirty one.

Balls. Lions got balls, dude, if they go for four off.

Fourth down, they could have just kicked a field goal. They were like, no, we're not giving the Packers the ball back went four on fourth down, the quarterback falls as he's handing the ball off, still gets the handoff, They still get the fourth down.

The team's just got balls. That's just what. That's all I gotta say about the lies.

Texans are going to buy this week, so it should be a stress free Sunday if you're a Texans fan. It is conference championship weekend in college football, though we got a bunch of games. We have a couple tonight and then tomorrow at eleven, Iowa State it's gonna play Arizona State for the Big twelve championship. At three, the big game of the weekend, ut faces Georgia in the SEC Championship game. At seven, Oregon is gonna play Penn State for the Big Ten championship. Also at seven, SMU

They fall fifth to fifteen.

And eight on the season and are gonna have a couple of days off before playing the Clippers on Sunday night.

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Good morning, Rod Ryan Show, Good morning, Hello, Hi, who's this?

Goodness?

Josh? How are you awesome? I uh, hung out with Santa Claus a little bit yesterday. I met Santa yesterday and the girls kind of tracked me down. I was, well, all right, story time in a minute. Uh do I'm doing great? Man hung out with Santa Claus yesterday, so I'm in a great mood. How are you, Josh?

I'm doing good. I'm on my way to work for it.

What do you do?

Cyberwork?

Telecom work?

We're doing ke Mobile upgrades are rising, upgrade round.

Okay, little upgrades, upgrades for everybody. Josh is on it. If you're wondering if your upgrade is happening, would you like a case of beer?

Yes?

I would you?

Let me do that.

I can do that all right, I'm like the Santa Claus of free beer. At least four cases. I'm gonna give you. As long as you've been good this year, I'll give you that case of beer. Josh, that's good man.

I've been trying all your hell, I've been trying for years.

No, Bro, that's awesome, man, Thank you very much. Where are you from, gentlel So you all right, daddy? Oh, have a great weekend. Okay, I know it's gonna be a little rainy out there, but have fun you too. Thank you, Thank you, dude, Thank you so much. It's Josh working.

On your upgrades.

Yeah, I'm walking to the yet. Let me tell you. Market Street in the Woodlands is badass, right cool? Huh Yeah, I haven't. I haven't been there in a long long time. And just the shops and everything, it's really really nice. I mean, yeah, Rod, you've been here twenty years now. You're telling me that the Woodlands is nice. I know it's nice. I just didn't know. I didn't know like how cool it was, like all the shops and everything. It's all for you. Don't try. You don't get up there. Well,

When I was getting my face painted at Renves, I was waiting in line with girls.

So help me, God, if you put on pointy ears?

No No.

A guy came, He's like, babe, look what I got you And she goes, did you.

Get me elf ears?

And I looked and I was like, did.

You get her elf ears? Absolutely?

I couldn't stop thinking about you.

I was last been so hard. You could be the hottest girl on the planet.

Pretty hute.

You could be wearing the hottest outfit ever. Okay, saw the fairy lingerie thing boots heels, don't you could be wearing the hottest thing. You'd be the hottest girl on the planet. And you have pointy ears, and I'm out, it freaks me out. I don't. I don't know what it is.

Remember we found el fears in the crowd at Hometown for the holidays. We were on it and I was like a two o'clock elve ears right there.

Freak out it.

Was Yeah, it's fun, but look, different shows for different folks. This guy was like, put these on now, like put these little like he went out and sought.

Them out for her and was like, put these on.

I immediately, I'm noon to six on those. He's six to.

News exactly on most exactly.

So so they they took a picture with their things, with their cameras and then I said, you would could you would?

You?

Can I give you my cad? Can I get a picture with Sammy?

You got a picture with the big guy?

Yeah?

The big guy was hanging out right next to Yetti. It was awesome. And then so Yetti, he's there. Win is waiting for me. Longtime listener. Win. He's got a brand new dog, so I got to meet his new dogs. You know he Win's had a hell of a year and we love when he brought gifts for everybody. So I got gifts for everyone. Longtime listener Chewy. He walks in. I hear him and I'm like, oh my god, that's not like the original o G Chewy from the show.

You know.

I'm there noon to two, and people took time out of their lunch to come in, you know and hang out a little bit. So it was really really fun. And I got some more pictures to share, So that was good. Man, It's good. I always I do enjoy like being out and most people at this point have some sort of a story to share. One guy in there and he's like, listen, I came to this. I was at the pre labor day pretty bikini contest. I heard your first day. You know, it's just it's awesome.

You know.

Sometimes I say that it's like cool get towards the end of the year. It's like it's my key card still working. Okay, key card work today, although the little little gate in.

The the gate's not work and I'm.

Like, I can't get in, I can't park. Is this it is this how they say goodbye to me? I can't park my car. It's all good, It's all good. It's all good. I watched Just Friends this week. I was caughting it the other day. I watched it this week I watched four Christmas. Yes, I love that all right. Become a monthly donor by pledging just nineteen dollars a month to help the kids at Saint Jude fight cancer. One eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. One

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Travis Kelce nominated for the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year Awards.

All right, why for dating Taylor Swift and Peatriots Jesus Christ. Walter Payton's rolling over his goddamn grave.

Players excel on the fields, they demonstrations.

Every team has somebody that's nominated. So why is it a story that he is. There's thirty two people nominated for that award.

I'm just saying that's what's popping up, and that's good trending.

What Texan is nominated for that award.

It's not that's not in trending.

We should know that. I just said it cares about these Kelsey's.

Guys.

Well, Well it is Baker Davis Junior right out of the bathroom.

Well, well, good morning, everybody, Sammy Baser Davis June and with the hat trick, I am your fresh out of bed head the Head Hall of Fame member number fourteen for twenty twenty four. Now my boy, right Rod, And he called me out way back in January. Well, brother, it took me all year, but I made it. And I'm looking forward to seeing you and all the other Hall of Famers and the Tournament a Champions when I take it all man, Bitches, I.

Can't believe that guy plays fast enough.

Was that one of those days where he didn't sleep for four days? It might have been, might have been? All right, who's he playing?

Good morning, everybody. This is Abby. I am your fresh out of bed head to Head Hall of Famer number eleven for twenty twenty four. It take beating a four time Hall of Famer to get here.

On my last game. You'll hear me at the end.

Of the year at the Tournament of Champions, and I made just take it.

All, bitches, Sammy Baker Davis Junior taking on Abby in four minutes.

You were listening to the Rod Ryan Show on Free Beer Friday, Right, drink it, d D. Good must be ninety four five.

Also listen to another one, the Buzz ninety four or five of the Buzz that's what Alex said. Uh, he's going to say to the loser today, nice to know you, goodbye, good bye, get out of my brackets late. Uh, you know we're getting ready for the fresh out of bed heads you head Tournament of Champions. What a great game we've got on tap for you today. So yeah, it looks like they're switching over. Do you have the text? Because we're still working with our Saint Jude family, Our

Yeah, six two six two six two, So you just text kids kids to six two six two six two.

That's kids and uh.

In the in this hour, they have a goal to get twenty more partners in Hope by seven am, so we have just about a half hour.

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Out to Kathleen from Houston who just became a Partner in Hope, and then Erlinda from Missouri City. So thank you all so much for being a part of this. It means a lot to us and our company and the kids and it's a good start.

Oh, it's a great starting.

And now each time for the fresh out of bed Head to Head challenge listeners to New York Corners.

I was driving into work right now and that music came on my radio, I'd be pounding on the steering wheel.

Yeah.

Really, Well, if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis.

Junior, sam rather wrong, Good morning.

Buddy, Sammy, Somewhere in an alternate universe, your victory speech is still going on. Okay, it was the longest speech in recorded history. I don't know if other John. That's probably one of the only stat he doesn't keep track of Sammy.

The first time I did my own I didn't want to mess love it.

How many times in the Hall of Fame? This is my third time, third time in the Hall of Fame. What's the furthest you've gone in the tournament? Uh, twenty seventeen. I lost to the goat Hunter. The year him and Josh played Eachen. Oh, boys, and you made it to the final four? Yes, sir, you know he was in there for the first time. Mother Flippin' Abby, Good morning, Abby, Hey, good morning. How are you feeling.

I'm good?

Yeah, can I read you a quick email from Alyssa. Sure go all the way girl listening in Pecan Grove, Richmond. Clam power warms regards.

Hell, yeah, dude, I need some clam power?

Is Alisa? Alissa? Yeah? Clam power, Yes, yes, clam power, clam power. Okay, Abby? So much? Abby? Are you intimidating? You good? I mean, three time Hall of Famer. Let's go step it up?

Are good?

Okay?

One thing lasted, one thing left at play.

Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. You're playing for your life. You're playing to get into the grade eight. Ultimately somebody wins a one year membership the Planet Fitness and one thousand dollars Abby, Sammy, shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Ken's are you ready? Ready? I'm ready, I'm ready. I can't wait. Question number one, skim whole to Sammy milk? Are all skim whole two percent? Or all types of

Right there.

Question number two what fictional school, Dabby? How you play the game clams on the table. What's your answer? Hogwarts? How you play the game? That's how you play the game.

Damn, that's clam power.

That's that's not a first time Hall of Fame or play? What fictional school did Harry Potter attend Hogwarts? Because on anywhere? That's what you gotta do. Wo rye Dell High Grease, I ever heard of it? The only one I can think of right now? The Bell peach Pit. I don't know, peach Pit High School. Dang, I don't know. I think that's for nine O two one. Oh hung out the peach Pit. Here we go? Oh, here we go? What fictional hangout did the peach No? I'm just kidding. Here

Game.

That's up. That's a major upset, guys, that's a massive upset.

That's clam power.

I didn't you know there was a thing not until this morning. It was now the shirt, this show driven by clam power. Alright, you're not gonna hear that. I'm ruling Ryan. No, they don't have any Clampower on that show. Sammy telling you you're you're always a great champion, dude, major upset, gratulations, Abby, go all the way. Thanks you, Okair, Abby? What a game, What a game? The way that you did it unbelievable. Welcome to the Great Eight, Abby, Welcome

Just going off names. My brother's name is Adam, so I think it'd be good to have an.

Adam Abbey fight. Oh yeah, bring on Adam the copp. Okay, well, listen, that was a fun That was an awesome game, best game of the tournament, best game of the tournament so far, best game of the tournament so far that anybody, and the first major major update or upset, no doubt about it. It's not saying that you're not a great player, Abby, but I mean Sammy's just been around, It's been in the Final four before he's been CLAMPI. Oh my god, might not Papa Roach ninety four? Five? The buzz Hang

It's this crash out of bed, head to headshout, here's your current champion.

No, no, no, let's do this. Here we go.

I got you, Alex, Good morning everybody. This is abby first time Hall of Famers too. In the Tournament of Champions. I just punched my ticket into the Grade eight meeting. Sammy Baker David Junior join me on Monday, December sixteenth, So I'm now three games away from taking it all in twenty twenty four is clam power.

Slam power is everywhere this morning, lam Powermower. Did you say print the shirts? Print the shirt?

Read it out now, Prince, I want one. I'll take two.

I mean.

You got all kinds of clam power in the grade eight. I'm saying of the grade eight is going to be clam power. Yeah, that's awesome. Great game today. All right, Adam the cop White Rodney on Monday. It's good. Fuck back to the day.

We make you look smart, your buddy, that to the day.

Here's the fun facts for you today. Ben Stiller says that the makers of Meet the Parents he had to prove to them that there were actually people with the name Foker in order to get the R rating reduced to a PG rating.

Is f O c k e R or f a w f O c k e R.

He had to find a real person with the name Falker to secure a PG thirteen rating.

Good for him, for him, that's a great movie.

That's the suits, you know what I mean. The suits. We're saying, uh ah, you're not doing this. He's like, it's a real name. It's a real name. We're not swearing. I just had it on the radio. Take that out of cc chas Frasier sends in a fun fact, the first lighter was invented at eighteen twenty three. The first friction match was invented in eighteen twenty six.

That is.

Who I would have put all my chips that matches were around before lighters. Lighters around before matches. Wow, wild stuff wild. In California, you can only get the number sixty nine. Nice, thank you real slow this morning. I'm trying to get if he.

Was giving you a beas and butthead I really left you.

In California, you can only get the number sixty nine on a license plate if your car model year is nineteen sixty nine. That's neat a bunch of a bunch of chuckleheads like you requesting sixty nine over again.

A FuG that to the day we make you look smart in front of your bodies.

It's the FuG that to the day you could get haha, noise, no big deal. You just can't get the number sixty nine on there. Yeah, but it wouldn't be as cool as that. Now you're right, but we would know what you're talking about. What do you giving away?

I have a pair of All Elite Wrestling's aw All in Texas tickets which aren't even on sale yet, but it's for globelf Field Arlington.

Yeah, okay, it's your fun back. You know which one I'm using from yesterday? The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains at least one singular molecule of water that passed through this these It's one hundred percent the water you're drinking right now this morning passed through this seven one three, two, one two nine four or five. And by pass through you know what I mean? Right, It's now time for rockout with your stock out with

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Before or five The Buzz Welcome back Rod Ryan Show, Sure sure is good morning?

Hello?

Hi?

Who's this.

Hi?

This is Edward Edward. Welcome to the show. So the probability of you Edward drinking a glass of water today that contains a molecule of water that also passed through this is at one hundred percent. What is this?

It's part of the lave, but one hundred percent water?

No, please tell me that's not your answer. Please tell me that's not your answer. I don't have time for this. Water passed through? What what did what did the water?

Oh?

God, Edward?

Time for that, Edward?

Now, okay, what do I do? Edward? No? No, Edward? That was it?

Is it?

I'm stuck with that.

There's gotta be someone else. Please tell me there's someone else.

This was such a fun fact.

This is incredible.

This is actually incredible.

It was whizzed out by an animal. It passed through this animal.

Yeah, eh, Chile, Edward.

Good morning, Daniel, Daniel, are you gonna save me? Dinosaurs? Dinosaur? There we go, guys. The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a molecule of water that also passed through a dinosaur is one hundred percent today, Hondo, Edward, I know there's molecules of water in your water. Yeah, that wasn't the fun fact. Daniel, you're the winner. What are you giving them?

Daniel gets a ticket to All Elite Wrestling's aw All in Texas.

Congratulations. Oh, this is Dallas, Daniel, let's send us backyard.

That's what you go down the road?

Did you for bailing me out?

Bro?

Thank you Daniel, Thank you so much. Hero. Okay, okay, I want a time for Edward. No time for that said water. Yeah, let's go. What are Houston's headlines?

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So several downtown streets.

Are gonna be closing the festival that starts.

Today, it ends on Sunday evening.

This is the.

Main fundraiser for the Galveston Historical Foundation, guys, so it's really critical.

That you go support them.

Admission is twenty five bucks for adults. It's eighteen dollars for kids, and with half off for people. If you dress up in your Victorian costume, you get half off that ticket.

So much fun.

More informational is available at the website, and I'll tweet that out for us.

Okay, let's talk about uber eat.

Save added a holiday hub section for people who are too busy or to pick up their Christmas gifts.

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I'm just saying the boo blet board is you are. You are creating boobla one on the total.

Song I wanted.

I don't know what song you wanted. The boot blay I'm telling you that girl said she's gonna listen to Sonny if we don't play some blue blet on the.

Show, the bou Blet Board one.

Yeah, you're emailing yourself to cover your track.

Is there a story in there somewhere? Yeah, you know what.

Hijackinge uber uber is going to get. You can get your Christmas tree delivered. You can get your Christmas gifts. You can also get people to do caroling. You can order krollers on the uberp It's only in select cities, though.

If you ordered Michael Bublay and he showed up, you probably can.

You probably just went from from noon to whatever from say whatever the well, I don't even know the numbersworks. No, I know it clockworks. I don't know other stuff. Let's see. So it's pretty early for carollers. But if you're a Christmas psycho, there you go order some carollers. Remover easy. He influencer Alex Cooper launched an electrolyte drink with Nessle. She's the Call Her Daddy host and she was recently named on Forbes for the thirty Under thirty. She's partnered

This one's for the girls. Clam Power.

Clam Power continues to rage on hind mmer.

Cody Hansen says he once almost got beat up by Chad Kroger calling him Canadian.

Wow, Canadians are usually pretty docile.

Well apparently, like it was one of his favorite bands growing up, and then they kind of became buddies with them, The Pinder and Nickelback. They spent a couple of summers recording in Vancouver and one of the summers was at Chad's house, so they kind of knew him, and he says that, you know, he calls him Canadian and then Chad like storms off with his massive security guard and Kroger approached Hanson and said, oh.

No, no, no.

He said, the quickest way to piss off.

A Canadian, for someone from Canada is to call him a Canadian.

Is that true?

And that's that's what that's what this uh.

This says, people call me an American because I am.

He says, if you want to make a person from Canada mad, the first thing you do is call him a Canadian.

My does get mad when we call him a Canadian. That's true. An American a Canadian, Well, you're a Canadian ruffles my American feathers a little bit right, just like Chad. But Chad is those are house headline.

This is Listen. It's a long story, and the way he's telling it, please.

Just go click on the link. I did not do a good job telling the story.

Texan or On Thursday night football, Lions got by the Packers thirty.

Four to thirty one.

Texans will be going to buy this week, so it should be a stress free Sunday for you if you're a Texans fan. It is conference championship weekend in college football. Though tonight UNLV and Boise State played for the Mountain West championship game, and Army is gonna take on Tulane for the AAC title. Both those games kick off at

They fought fifteen eight on the season. That'll be fine. I know fine, nobody pays the Warriors. It's fine.

I have a couple of days off before playing the Clippers on Sunday night.

That's what's going on in Poots. It's like we can't beat the Kelsey's on this show, like we just can't beat them. Yeah, they just keep coming back for more. Need Clan Power.

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Good morning rod Ryan Show, Good morning. Hello. Who's this this, Josh? Josh? You call her ten? Come on you get out of here.

RN.

How you doing this? Case number five?

It felt like I was gonna go extink.

On hold xtine. Okay, So that's a huge accomplishment. That's five cases of beer. How long has it taken you to accomplish five cases of beer? Josh?

Bright it right, it's Vincent's day one.

Come on, so twenty years five cases of beer? Yes, they're pretty good. This is awesome there because we're putting up the.

Tower crane in the Woodlands today and the guys are stoked.

Dude.

I was just in the Woodlands yesterday and I was praising it. Listen. I know how great the Woodlands is. I get it. I know how great it is. But man, going around and hanging out at Market Street yesterday, it really it was beautiful.

Man.

It's so awesome up there. Yes, sir, the guides are traffic listen. Yeah, well that's everywhere, dude, that's everywhere. That's Houston. Maybe. Yeah, if I can get about four more that is, if I get about four more lanes on forty five North, that'd be nice. You know, throw another four lanes southbounds for me, you know what I mean?

Hey, man, on that.

I should have asked Santa for that. All right, Josh, congratulations on case of beer number five. Thank you for all those years.

Man, I appreciate it. Brother, you'll have him. Merry Christmas.

Thank you. Merry Christmas to you. That's on now, right, Merry Christmas? Saying that full off, even Scrooge says, yes, Scrooge McDuck over there, you are kind of crusty on most things.

Twin, you're getting them confused.

Someone doesn't want to get a treat because he has to go get it.

Chili. Have you ever told anybody Merry Christmas.

Day?

That guy? That's why I play Michael Bublay. He needs it. Bu Blay is the only thing that can save that guy.

Yeah, is that true, Chili, bu Blay, He's gonna do.

It, Chili.

Have you ever told anybody Merry Christmas? Is he talking? This is Mike not working? He might be on the phone. Okay, all right, well dang so busy. The answer is no, he's never told anybody Merry Christmas. Hey, Chili. So what happened is the camera's now working and then nothing else is so now I just him pound his desk like I can see the engineers right now. Listen, do you want the camera or the microphone? You can't have both?

Oh, I see who it man?

I need to keep for his studio. Nobody else could use this studio but us. Yeah, what happened, Chili? You've ever told anybody married Christmas? I was about to tell yeah, yeah, yeah when I was a kid. He's like, I did so much of that. When I turned thirteen, I said enough enough work, enough moving things, enough being nice and merry Christmasing thirteen. It ended. I mean, if it doesn't come generic, then why say? Okay, all right, he's got

The phones are back The phones are back up.

The phones are working okay. So one eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. One eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. One eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three become a monthly donor by pledging just nineteen dollars a month to help a kid at Saint Jude by cancer. Tessa is gonna have an update in trending after this.

Houston's Rock, Houston's Canada, and The rod Ryan Morning.

Show ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Free Beer Friday. We're down two cases already. Thank you Specs for the beers. They've been on with us all year. Again. Eight o'clock beer, nine o'clock beer. Then open phones Friday. Uh huh uh huh huh huh. Where are some of these tickets that are going on sale today? Pierce the Veil goes on sale today at ten o'clock. I'll have tickets for you coming up. Here's

A little bit.

Oh, I just thought maybe we'd you guys would like to jump around a little bit. The other tickets that are going on sale today are ac DC tickets. Those on sale at noon for the show at at and T Stadium. We'll have our last pair of tickets on know the show. What's trending over there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is day two of our Saint Jude Radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture, and the phones are up, so call now one eight hundred five eight eight one four three three. That's how you become a monthly donor. You pledge just nineteen dollars a month help kids at Saint Jude fight cancer. What a lovely cause that is. You can put your gift on a credit card. You get the new this Shirt Saves Lives t shirt and then the Saint Jude's sweatshirt that is very soft.

I'm wearing it for a second day in a row.

It is lovely.

The weather is perfect for it right now, So again call one eight hundred five eight eight one four three three one eight hundred five eight eight one, four.

Three, three, Okay, what else?

A real quick shout out to Josephine from Katie and Jasmine from Houston in honor of Abigail. Those are our most recent partners in hope.

Okay and go guys, all.

Right now, let's talk about that. Let's I mean, let's talk about Cardi b. She did a sponsored post for a clothing brand she In and her fans.

A Carnie Broke.

I mean, why would she partner with Shean, who is like not a luxury brand.

Well, they've got money to spend.

And Cardi comes.

Back and she's like, you know, I could sign a deal and I would have five million in my bank account in the morning, and this and that. She says she spends around three million dollars a month. That's her budget.

So it's still so weird to me in that rap culture to talk about money. It's so flashy, like it's so important to flash and flex and take a picture in front of your car. Who else would say that they spend three million dollars a month and like brag about it. It's so weird to me.

It's like, well, it's it's weird that it's still happening.

Because back in the day, right.

Like stacks and cash and bling bling and that was a.

Thing that was a moment.

But the fact that it's still happening in the Year of Our Lord and Savior twenty twenty four is pretty crazy.

I agree with that. It's just you can just say, hey, I'm doing just fine. But to tell us that you spend Does she really spend three million dollars a month's her budget? That's what she spends wasting a lot of money? Then you really are? You really are?

Why is Bath and body Works trending on the X right now?

Do you know?

Oh the twenty bucker?

It's no, it's candle Day. It's nine ninety five for their three Wi candles.

Oh so you know what I always says that what I call the twenty bucker. Yeah, it's like when you just start dating somebody, you're like, yeah, what do I get?

The new girlfriend gives.

You go get the twenty bucker?

I like a loof of Okay.

So apparently their website crashed like five times because it's Candle Day.

People are very excited.

There's this huge NYC display if your A Rewards members, are you coupon? So Bath and body Works selling their three whit candles for nine to ninety five today. They normally run for about twenty six dollars, So that's a deal. I love how we went to talking about spending three million a month to like, let's get a good deal on a three whit candle please for under ten dollars. That's what's trending on ninety four five the bus.

Yes, and tickets to give away.

I do I have a pierced the veil on there. I can't hear you. Tour at Woodland's Pavilion. Tickets go on sale today after the show at ticketmester dot com.

Okay, this will be all our last pair obviously, so if you want them, come get them. Seven one three two one two five nine four five. You know what I'd like to do? Yeah, so I'll just I'll be the guy over here jumping. You know when you guys are calling to win those tickets seven one three two one two five nine four five because we bust out the House of pain and we jump around. We do it every Friday, ninety four to five the bus.

It's nice?

Oh is it nice? I came to win today? Okay, battle me to.

Sin ninety the buzz man.

Do I look forward to that every Friday? I hope you do as well. Good morning, rod Ryan showed. Look at the dial, it says ninety four or five buzz right, It's what how we do it, baby, It's how we do it in the morning. How we get the rain coming this weekend? Why? I don't know, Like I want to do Christmas things with the kid. Yeah, and it's like it's gonna be Christmasy things that are in the rain with the kid. You know, Like, I don't know

Where's that?

Guys?

Where is that?

You? Dad?

You dad?

Boys?

You full cheery Katie area that way.

I have my mom the field chips do when she was a teacher. Yeah, we're going with my in laws. Okay, it's right place. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go this weekend though, I don't know. It's cool.

It's next weekend with at Low.

It's a good. Yeah, I don't want it. I want to have a kid. I'm just gonna you need the kid.

You need somebody. You can't just go No, your kid.

Apple. We got apple guns there, like they fire apples air guns.

Okay, so is it kid or for you?

That's the one thing fits for me? Okay something for me?

Apple picking? Is it an orchards?

A farm?

Christmas trees? Get out a little train Christmas trees. That's cool. You know what they Christmas tree shaker Christmas put it on this thing. They don't just like grab the stump and like hit it on the ground a couple of times. They put it on a machine, put it and it shakes the tree and all the bugs out of it.

Do you get in a real tree?

There's talk of a secondary tree in the house that right now, excuse me.

You see Santa once and now you're you know, quite jolly. His jolliness is rubbed off.

This is the second time I've run into Santa now this season. It really sets me up. But it really sets me up. I mean seeing Santa Claus running into him in the woodlands yesterday when it wasn't planned. It's one thing. You're standing in line, you take the kid, the kids dressed up.

Can't you have an expectation of Santa?

Yeah, you're sitting in line, you're spit washing your kid's face. You're getting ready to meet the kid, you meet the guy and all that. That's one thing. But when you just random I have two random run in the Santa moments already this year. That's awesome. It's just I don't know how to explain it. It's different. It really is different. It is magical. So let's get away. These tickets here, Good morning Rob Ryan's show, Good morning, Hi, who's this?

It's Rachel Paul.

It's the last pair of tickets we got. You want to give them to her?

You want to give her, Rachel Paul? Would you like these tickets?

Rachel Paul, tell her what she's got them?

Okay, there to pierce the veil. They're win them before you can even buy them. It's I can't hear you tour coming.

To Woodlands June twelfth. They're yours.

Yes, yes, thank you.

Rachel Paul.

Have a.

I mean, I too, have two first names, so I know I know how it feels. Rachel Paul, Ron Ryan coming at you. Congratulations, have a great time at that show.

Thank you, thank you.

The other tickets that are going on sale today, it's the ACDC show at noon to play at at and t Stadium. We'll have tickets for you on know the show. Okay, Day two of our Saint Jude Radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture. Shout out to Mattress Mack. We'll talk about him next week too because Tuesday is going in for open heart surgery and of course we're always miss wishing Mac the best, but we appreciate him stepping up and helping us out again with our Radiothon with our friends at Saint Jude.

Damn.

Just the parents said, we just didn't have the means, We didn't know what was going to happen with her. And with the advanced research and everything that they do at Saint Jude, they saved this girl's life. You know, they saved your life. Amazing. You can put your gift on a credit card. You get the new shirt, the shirt saved Lives. I'm wearing that T shirt today, the Saint Jude's sweatshirt Tessa Alex Hello.

Running it back.

They too, These guys are wearing I wore this yesterday too, so they're standing by. They're here. They're great people. The people that work for Saint Jude are awesome. You know, it's just they're good people. Everything about this organization. I can't say enough about it.

It is December.

Everybody knows Saint Jude is awesome. My mom has sent me a gift yesterday I got I knew what it was immediately because it comes in in that styrofoam. It's Omaha Steaks. It's a great gift. My mom always gets set for me. And inside there was a Saint Jude like little flyer. So I mean like even the Omaha Steak people are like, yeah, let me, we'll throw this in with every one of our orders. We want to help you guys out. It's like everybody wants to help them. My cleats.

Last week in the NFL, there were like ten NFL players that were Rock and Saint Jude clean.

I want to say, Bill Kauer even like.

Oh, Yeah, the analysts and coach Kauer his cleats were for Saint Jude.

But it's it's it's not enough. It's one thing to get the awareness out there, but it really comes right down to it. And you know, we're not shy about it. They need your money. They need your money because no kid has turned away, no famili's turned away. Yeah, the parents never get a bill. Call one eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. One eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. Again, one eight hundred five eight

Welcome to the widely celebrated end of the year profit scam known as Christmas.

Oh. The Rod Ryan Show. It's ninety four five the buzz ninety four or five the buzz like a park in the end. Rod Ryan's Show, Sat Jude Radio thon sponsored by Gallery Furniture. It's on. Win got some water and then I was gonna go stop by. We got the people answer the phones here. Yeah, they're answering the phones. If you call one eight hundred and five, eight eight

Somebody told me, I sho, he's like you leave it. I was a yeah, He's like, get some rest. I was like, not in my wildest dreams when I get some rest.

Just a little fun, little didbit I wanted to pass along to you because we've been so busy in uh in Caveman diet news. Oh, got some Caveman diet news for you. Okay, who's covering this today? Ice age people in North America here they ate mammoth meat, which makes sense. Mammoth, you know, like a wooly mammoth. Yeah, like ice age.

They would trap them.

Samuel my way, Sid Simeon. Wait no, he was a sloth. Oh, Sid, They probably ate sloth me too. But check this out. Fossil records of a woman who lived thirteen thousand years ago showed that ninety six percent of her diet was meat, forty percent of it was mammoth meat.

Nice.

How can we is it carbon dating? I don't know, I don't know what.

We do that.

How can you? I don't know? You found this chick's fossil, and then you start dissecting her diet and you start going through what she ate. If it's like completely fossils.

I sometimes they'll find stuff in the ice and they'll be like, Okay, well we can see the contents of its stomach.

Every now and then there's that article about.

Like we found it completely perfectly preserved wooly mammoth in an article.

God, carve me up a mammoth steak. Okay, yeah, put that on the ground. Carve me up a mammoth steak. We can't bring him back on the gri well if it's completely preserved for this sucker Jurassic Park, No, we can't.

We need some mosquitos.

That's big, that jumped.

Fall the mammoth. I get him on the get him on the smoker. I want some man rocking alternatives.

The rod Last Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five, Buzzo.

Ninety four or five The buzz Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. It's always good when the Offspring's on that You're gonna go far kid. It's free beer Friday. I gotta get to another case of beer coming up. Thank you Specs for the beers again. Another huge year with our friend specs Testa making her videos us giving you the beers every morning. I got beers straight up at eight and nine, and then we'll turn it over to open phones Friday.

I do, and I want to.

Start by thanking Brianna from Cleveland because she is the latest partner in hope for us, and then Jeff from Houston as well.

So thank y'all so much.

You are a part of the reason why we've been able to raise so much money up until this point. Now this is day two, so we're getting into the home stretch of things. And if you didn't know, you can become a monthly donor by pledging just nineteen dollars a month to help kids at Saint Jude fight cancer.

We had people.

Standing by to take your phone calls right now one eight hundred five eight eight one four three three one eight hundred five eight eight one four three three Again one eight hundred five eight eight.

One fourth three.

You called that number, you put your gift on a credit card, and you'll get the new this Shirt Saves Lives t shirt and you'll get a Saint Jude's sweatshirt. And I mean, you're just gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna help kids.

That really really needed.

Okay, Rod was able to go to Saint Jude this year. I thought that was one of the coolest things you probably did this year.

Rod. Yeah, it was amazing to go over there.

Just checked in on our all the people answering the phones this morning, what are they up to it? They're looking good, and just snapped photo and getting it up on our on our stories and just thanking them for coming in. You know, I mean you got the early shift. Yeah. Okay, welcome to Hell, Welcome to our world. Okay, welcome are the Kremlin came Okay, No, they're in great moods. They're answering the phones, they're taking your your credit card numbers. Guys,

And so this morning, Rod, I think you said the total for the toteboard sponsored by KBR was at like twenty.

It was two hundred and forty three thousand when we walked in. So yesterday the first day total was two hundred and forty three thousand, one hundred and thirty three dollars. That's amazing.

Okay, Now it is at two hundred and sixty five, five hundred and fifty dollars. Over two hundred and sixty five thousand dollars raised, guys, we're doing it. It's one person at a time. It's not one person doing it's the collective. No one does that better than Houston. So let's keep it going. Okay, that's gonna be our headline. And then another big story, and the Blue Cross Blue Shield is all over the news. They're backing off on

It comes one day after the.

Murder of the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Are these things related. Some people are saying yes. Some people are saying maybe not. But that's the big news. Okay, that's the big serious headline. All right, let's switch gears here. If you're in your twenties, you may be able to pound drinks at a heavy metal concert and then head into the mosh pit without worrying about needing to hit the bathroom or losing your spot because you're just young.

Bumps and bruises.

Yeah, I don't know even when I was younger. You gotta go, you gotta go. You're having those beers at the concert. But I see where you're going with this.

Yeah, Like if you're an old school masher, you still want to get in there. You really don't have that luxury like you kind of got. Like my dad times his watch by you when he knows he's gonna have to go pee.

Okay, he's got it all figured out.

Yeah, before any twenty minute car ride, I gotta go for a Yeah, so listen.

Liquid Death they're the canned water company, the metal themed canned water company.

Liquid Death.

They have partnered with adult diaper company Depen and they have created a special absorbent undergarment that is perfect for washing. It's called the Pit Diaper, and they say it's made a premium, cruelty free, quilted pleather accented with chains and spikes. That way, it's lessly blends into any outfit you might wear a wash Pit.

Liquid Death too, those are big cans. It was a lot of liquid. Yeah, it's a lot of hydration. So I don't mind my kid drinking them because they're not energy drinks. We talked about this. I don't mind my kid drinking them because that's the most water she drinks. So drink that, hild huge can.

This pit diaper is compatible with the pen guards for men, and each pit diaper comes with a full pack of de pen guards for men.

If you have to wear a diaper to get in the pit, maybe the pit's not anymore.

Maybe just get other seats, Alex, don't be ridiculous, dog. I'm just saying you sound like you're too old for the pit. Well I'm telling other people they're too old for the Put a diaper in your mouth.

Oh, Chris, Hey, that's really gross. All right, let's talk about Dolly Partons.

Let's go from the pit, from the pit.

To nine to five?

Can't give you that?

Sure?

Okay?

Good?

So Dolly Parton the musical the Broadway musical Dolly and Original Musical, is on a casting search for the upcoming production. Dolly announced the search for Dolly on her Instagram. I'm saying she's looking for talented performers who can capture the spirit of her journey.

She is welcoming anyone like so if.

You have experience to your experienced theater, professional great. She also wants undiscovered gems to audition. Is that a thing anymore like our undiscovered gems? Like, if you're talented, you're kind of around the interwebs, right you probably? Okay, Still she wants you to go try out. More information about the casting search can be found on dallimusical dot com.

Okay, what is the one from Houston?

Got in on there? We have talented people in listening. Go get in there. Some forty Ones' Australian tour has been canceled. Derek Weagley has pneumonia. They shared it a statement on their Instagram.

It's for the Good.

Things Festival, which they were supposed to co headline. They let fans know they wouldn't be there. Derek has pneumonia or he had it earlier, and that caused them to cancel their Brisbane performance on December fourth. All dates on the tour scheduled through next week are now off.

Sorry guys, those are recent sidelines.

Take it Alex.

On Thursday Night Football, the Lions got by the Packers thirty four to thirty one lines for a fourth down late in the fourth quarter to set up the game winning field goal. They could have just kicked the field goal but did not want to give the Packers the ball back.

Dan Campbell, head coach, the line got balls. Dude's got balls.

Texans are on a buy this week, so if you're a Texans fan, you should have a stress free Sunday. It's conference championship weekend in college football. Tomorrow at eleven, Iowa State's going to take on Arizona State in the Big twelve title game. At three, that's probably the biggest game of the weeknd Number two ut faces fifth rank Georgia in the SEC Championship game. Then at seven, Oregon faces third ranked Penn State for the Big Ten title. And at seven and also at seven, SMU plays at

They fall to fifteen to eight on the season.

They're gonna have a couple of days off before playing the Clippers on Sunday night.

That is what's going on in.

Sports, rock and alternative Fair Houston, The Rod Ryan Morning.

Show six to ten AM, The Buzz, Come On, Mony.

Mony, Mony, Monday, No Hitting Smooze because the days Farty Friday, me Cold Bull song called him Rob Brye cook the phone on them about the cold and screaming my boss.

Color in nor from Suit.

Friday Street Friday Friday, Rama Friday, Monny Friday, fay.

Man Friday. You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday. And Damn Friday, Damn Friday, Ride Free Bam Friday.

Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show, Morning Brother Rob. Hey, who's this?

This is Rob?

Rob?

Your caller number ten? Come on out, Shandy. It is outstanding of time. I've been trying to do this for years. I had a five time guy this morning. I think the first beer winner. He said it was his fifth time in twenty years. Yeah. I mean it's not call or ten Robbie numbers, but this is the first time you've won beer from us, Rob.

It sure is.

That's good. It's awesome, dude, it took you so long? All right, Ah, here's you're the last time? Well, this is where you just blame chili. It seems to be like what we do around here down clearly it's it's chili. It must be Chili's fault.

So who do I blame for not hearing the best freebirth Friday tune.

So far since the last time. I did want to mention that the like that's a really old one too, that one I want to push for that next year. More jingles from the listeners. They're funny. I want more of that. Maybe if we I don't know if we need to actually do a contest for it. But it just seemed like there was all this stuff coming in and then all of a sudden nothing. I don't ask for it either, So for content you hate it? Yeah, no, no, that wasn't an invitation for you to do anything.

I did that, And what the heck is this?

Like this?

And if you do another one, I'll say, what the hookazoos?

It's art, Rob, a creative expression.

Rob, make us a free beer Friday song immediately. I don't care if you have any musical ability at all. Just do it, all right, Yeah you're not gonna want.

That, Just do it.

Just sing it right now, say free real Friday. I'm like guy sing you want people to continue with sing it now?

I don't feel good sing it.

You don't have to do anything. You're on hard task, hard task, hard path, all right, Rob, I'm gonna get your beers man, thank you them. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, rock, thank you.

I like that he's just like Alex.

You didn't want to sing and I do and you hate it. But he's not just like Alex Is. He probably can't sing. Alex can sing, you don't like a songbird, and he won't do it. It's a beautiful voice, he just won't do it. So we played the food Fighters my hero off the top of the hour, and we just mentioned this the other day. We all agree that Lincoln Park getting back together Emily the lead singer, that's

It's definitely the top scandal to me of the year.

Yeah, we're all the genres, But is it the number two rock story?

Yeah, probably, it's probably it probably is. Someone might mention someone else something else, but I think for our genre, yeah, it goes Lincoln Park getting back together with a new lead singer and they're touring and then yeah, right after.

That is I mean, because he's so big, he's so famous, and he's so likable and it's just dil It came out of nowhere. Yeah, Jane's addiction get into a fight on stage. Is that a big rock story?

Is that it?

Yeah, that's a big one, top five. Yeah, Jane's addiction have ten for sure.

But see, I won't know until I see them all in front of me, but I think without doubt.

I'm just yeah, I'm just kind of spitballing him right now, Like this is what happened over the year. But yeah, Dave was a Dave was a bombshell this year and it's been whispered quiet since.

Wheatbert you couldn't get him out of the news cycle before Dave did Roli popped up over year. You see did Goalie was doing this. He was barbecuing here and nothing.

Now he's like, thanks, jelly Roll, just keep doing stuff so that they talk about you all the time. Yea, jelly Roll in the news every day, all the time. We just had a birthday the other day and no, just jelly Roll. Jelly Roll unbelievably talented and the rags to rich his story, it's just unbelievable. And he happens to be married. Good for him. Too, bunny XO. However, Okay, it's got to shout it out. It's our Saint Jude Radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture. You know, a cancer diagnosis,

Had a twenty percent chance of survival if your kid got diagnosed with cancer. Before then, it was there was a twenty percent chance that they would survive.

Yeah, eighty percent chance that it wasn't happening. Okay, before Saint Jude was around. Now it's over eighty percent survival rate. Amazing because of the research and everything that happens at Saint Jude's. So it's taking care of kids. But the research that happens and the other thing that was blew my mind was and it's not to go against any other hospital or anything like that, but when they when they're working in the lab they post everything. Look what

Why were you asking? That's so embarrassed.

I'm like, are we going to get to see the apes? And they're like, what the girl given the tour, I said, where are the apes? Like, what are you talking? I go, there's apes right Like there's.

Like the trials, there's a medicinal trials.

Feel like a whole floor of apes. These like there's no there's no animals here. I would never like a range of tangs are chimps, there's none, there's no apes, hapuchins lit monkey. I'm like, when are we going, like to the basement, we're the apes. There's no apes apes.

We have partners in hope. Would like to shout out when you're done asking about these.

When I see a research laboratory, I want to see the apes, like the Planet of the Apes. No, I don't want them in there. I've seen Planet of the Apes too.

I would be James Francol I would identify with the free all let them go.

I'm just like you. One eight hundred there's no apes, one ape ape one eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. One eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three, one eight hundred five eight eight fourteen thirty three. As a matter of fact, every time I walk into a hospital, I'm just wondering if there's apes there, Like anywhere in the hospital. Is there even one ape?

This is not helping. We have a twin We need twenty nine partners in Hope by nine o'clock. Okay, okay, all right, so let's.

Get on it.

Jason from Houston, you're my dude. Thomas from Houston, you're my other dude. You guys are killing it. Thank you, Thank you for becoming a partner in Hope. You get the T shirt, you get the sweatshirt, and you get Rod right there.

One of these days I'm going to see a laboratory full of apes. I'm gonna talk to him. Oh my god. All right, guys, make the call please, all right, we'd we'd like to have some fun here. It's a very serious thing. But and they're here. They're standing by the Saint Jude Radio Thon. We'll have another update for you on the flip of us Rock and al Tan.

D Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.

Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show. Free Beer Friday. Thank you, specs. What have we got? We got a case of beer coming your way straight up at eight o'clock ac DC tickets the last I mean that Chili you know now, you know his body Chili. You know He's going to put the biggest ticket this week on No the show. He's gonna make you wait the entire show. People waiting to go buy their tickets today at noon ACDC, playing at and T Stadium April fourteenth, we'll have those four

Oh, we gotta go with Saint Jude.

We got to do our Saint Jude radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture.

We have been telling you we need partners in hope twenty nine.

By nine we are at eight twenty five, so we still have a half hour to do this.

Let's do it. Let's do the text line. Just text the word.

Kids to six two six two sixty two and you can become a monthly donor. You pledge just nineteen dollars. This all helps Saint Jude. Helps kids at Saint Jude fight cancer. They're battling something bigger than us. So put your gift on a credit card. You'll get that new this shirt Saves Lives t shirt. Just text Kids Kids

Marisa tome On Like.

Okay, I'm lad I'll be recognizing this years old. I you know when this hit movie at Yeah, when at most when the movie The Wrestler came out.

She played a stripper in that movie. Yeah, and that movie's that movie's at least ten to twelve years. I don't know, probably fifteen, right, I'm always wrong on those things. She looked amazing back then. She's sixty now she just doesn't age, no, and we don't talk about her, you know, we talk about some of these other chicks that you know, they're in the news all the time, and she needs to be like on a pedestal, yes, the Holy Grail and listen for me.

I know, listen.

I know there's probably been tweaks and stuff.

Mate.

Some people just have like bomb genetics. Their skin is like made of elastic.

I know how I talk about Elizabeth all the time. Yeah, Marissa Tomain, he's being that discussions.

She's like Yeash's timeless.

And speaking of.

Batties, Speaking of batties, Marcus Stewart was like fan girling over Rihanna. They were at some charity gala together, and Mark the Stewart is like, Rihanna is so beautiful, she's statuette. She has a very handsome and funny boyfriend asap rocky.

Like Martha Stewart.

Fan growing over Rihanna was not on my bingo card, but I love it. I'm here for it because I don't look at at girls by any chance.

I think I skipped to Martha Stewart's story.

Don't skip Martha Stewart's hot right now.

She just had her documentary.

Don't skip the stories on her, please.

I'm telling you she's very hot right now. That's what's trending on onety four five, the buzz I have a Nickey Minaj. She's having a birthday this weekend. I didn't skip over that. Oh okay, interesting, never skip over that ass interesting dragging a wagon.

Look, I don't look clam Power. We'll get a girls log page clam Power from now on. And someone else suggested clam Power be a band name.

You get away with it. Yeah, you gotta reprint those shirts. What are you giving away? A well Nation tickets at house loose? Okay, I'll say call her number ten seven one three. Ryan celebrating twenty years on the Buzz.

Twenty years of the most beautiful man any of us I've ever met.

Yeah, yeah, ninety five The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's show, nickel Back. I don't know. Some weird stories on these marks.

Dude, I've read it three times.

I still ended up crying together.

So no, no, what the hell you're talking about. The drummer of Hinder almost got into a fight with Chad Kroger because he called him a Canadian.

Yeah, there were like girls at an after party.

And did you guys ever see dude, where's my car? Yeah, like a long time Agos coucher and Stiffler and they were walking around and they said, hang on a second, there's something very Canadian about this. That story was very Canadian, So I hope I didn't offend Canadians. But I don't know what the hell you were talking about, but you got one more shot at it, coming up to twenty minutes.

All right, literally, everyone pray for me.

The story is so dumb. You got one more shot at that. Good morning on the phone here, Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi, who's this.

Your caller number ten?

Emilio. Congratulations, Yeah, dude, congrats got to do. Thank you, dude. It's a wall nation at April first, No fools, huss the Blues. Oh cool, you're into the ship.

It is cool.

Amelia.

Where are you from? It's good laugh from Houston. All right, dude, all right, Amelia, have a great weekend. Thank you for being a part of the show.

Thank you, Ron, thank you.

That's good.

I was good.

You know you were talking about I left Martha Stewart off of the uh. I already had an off the Looking at Girls blog page because already had an old bird on there. Okay, the world's oldest bird just laid an egg at seventy four years old. That's on the Looking at Girls blog page. What kind of bird is It's a it's a I'm glad you asked. It's a Lesian albatross. It lives on an island in the Pacific twelve thousand, well twelve hundred miles northwest of Hawaii. She

And albatross is also like a scoring golf right and albatross?

Yeah, well, because a birdie an eagle, and albatross.

Is like a whole.

It's like a double eagle.

Yeah.

Is it a hole in one on a par five?

That was that was a fun fact, wasn't it shots on a par five? Isn't that be done with a hole in one on a par four? Okay, So only reference to albatross that I know.

All right, So I only had room for one old bird.

Oh my, looking at cross stuarid old bird looking at girls.

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Okay, let's let's talk about Galveston because Dickens on the Strand is returning to Galveston this weekend. This is the Victorian themed holiday facilties. It really is pretty cool because of the rich history that Galveston has. I mean, it looks kind of old timey, but it celebrates Charles Dickens as a part of a town that date that dates back to that time period. So the downtown street, several of them will be closuring the festival. It starts today

Barbarian Weekend, No it's not Barbarians.

Yes, that's Texas Renaissance Festival. So this which Barbaria begets the most popular weekend, but this is one of the most popular events that happens in Galveston. It's like, you know, you have a bike a rally, you have Lone Star Rally that goes down there, you have the Marty Girl, and then this is a really fun holiday event. I have a top hat, dude, then go You'll don't give you half off your ticket to If you wear a

For then if you do like a bill a Butcher from Gangs of New York, it's kind of around that time. Just give give Lenon a cane like a crutch Jack tiny tiny tim tiny London one. Hey, No, I'm telling you about my girl.

My girl is here for it.

She's ready Okay, tiny for a ten year old. Yeah, she's not ten six.

You get more information from the Galveston Historical Foundation website.

That's cool. I've never been down to that. It's great. I support all things down in Galveston. You know you went to Moody Gardens.

You've done.

Yeah, you've done like the festival lights and stuff with the Iceland and.

Stuff like that. How's that slide work in this?

Listen?

I was at Iceland probably for a little too long yesterday. It's nine degrees in there and they've got that slide made completely of ice. I it was moving at it was moving a little slow last year. Okay, listen, I'm gonna tweet out my video for me going down the slide.

It was very fast.

Send that to me.

I will send it to you and I'm gonna put it on Rod Ryan Show v X on our Twitter account.

I might hit a little Moody Gardens. Okay, I think you should.

I think you should. London will like it. I'll shoot you an email.

We did it last year. But it's like I did that. I went down the slide and I was like, am I too heavy? I'm not moving?

You got it into the Shiver's bar all the animals made of ice. Very cool. Okay, let's talk about Uber eats. They've added a holiday hub section for people who are too busy or lazy to pick up their Christmas gifts. You can also hire an uber driver to get you a tree. Damn, there you go, Chili. Right here, you can get an uber driver get you a tree. Yeah, they can haul it for you, don't get it to your doorsteps. You don't have to be like Chile and not have a tree because you have to go get it.

Chili thinks he still got to go cut one down and stuff. He makes it sound like it's such a big production, a tree delivered to your house.

Chili, there you go, and then tomorrow this is okay, here we go. I'm about to get pissed off again. New York, LA, Washington, d C, Dallas, and Miami. You can hire carollers to show up and sing on your doorstep. Why does Dallas get that and we don't? I don't know whatever, whatever it is, let's move on. Please stop inserting him way behind. Let's talk about influencer Alex Cooper. She launched an electrolyte drink with Neslie. This is the host of Call Her Daddy, so she partnered with Neslie

This one is catered to women.

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Don't put me in the Hawk two A game? No, I got you, Alex and you and Rod, Yes it is. I want you guys to hold my hand when I tell you this. The Hinder drummer Cody Hansen says he once almost got beat up by Chad Kroger for calling him Canadian a bunch of Chad Grogers.

I mean, Chad Groger is in really good shape. He's a pretty good sized guy. He's tall, he's a little linking. I bet that you had Roger could kick some ask.

So listen.

They were at Chad's house, like recording an album or something.

But one night they were all drinking.

There was a couple of girls around and Cody and he says his drum tech at the time, he's like, Cody, man, come here, this is so stupid. They're talking about the metric system, and Cody's like, maybe because Chad's Canadian Canadian, he's using.

The metric system.

And Cody somehow thought that Chad.

Somehow thought.

I'm just looking at you, going what is the problem? What is the malfunctions?

Now this story?

Just read it?

Okay, you wanted to read the whole story? What the eff are you doing? Man, If you want to make a person from Canada mad.

The first thing you do is call him Canadian.

The drum tech tells Cody that okay, so Chad didn't.

Like being called Canadian.

And then maybe they end up getting drunk later and they're like, dude, I'm sorry for overreacting about that dumb thing that we were talking about earlier.

They ended up crying to each other. This is the dumbest story sorry, I called you the country you're from. Rod does get up that week. I'd rather have a Bunny exo story right now, maybe Bunny XO with the Kelsey's. I'd rather do that story. This story makes no sense. This story makes no sense. No, it doesn't, and it doesn't make any more sense now that we've had it twice.

Yeah, it's like it unraveled more.

I'm sorry, guys, I have more questions now again, me too.

What do you got?

On Thursday Night football? The Lions got by the Packers thirty four to thirty one. Lions were on fourth down late in the fourth quarter to set up a game field goal. Texans are going to be going to buy this week, so you'll have a stress free Sunday if you're a Texans fan.

It is conference championship weekend in college football.

Though tonight, UNLV and bois Stay are going to play for the Mountain West Championship. Army is going to get a chance to take a conference title home. They're taking on Tulane in the American Athletic Conference Title Game. Both of those games kick off at seven tonight tomorrow at eleven Iowa State. It's gonna take on Arizona State in the Big twelve Championship game. The big game of the weekend here locally, probably though, is UT facing fifth rank Georgia in the SEC Championship game.

Oregon will play.

Penn State for the Big Ten title, and SMU and Clemson play for the ACC title game tomorrow night. In basketball, Rockets fell to the Warriors last night, ninety nine to ninety three.

That makes them fifteen and eight on the season.

They're gonna have a couple of days off before playing the Clippers on Sunday night.

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Right, Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Yeah, well, hello, Hi, who's this?

Raymond Brown?

Raymond Downtown Raymond Brown, Downtown Raymond Brown. Dude, your color ten. Oh, I'm gonna get your case of beer. Downtown Raymond Brown. Congratulations, Thank you. Where are you from?

Leak City?

So well, downtown League City. That'd be cool. Downtown, League City, Raymond Brown. It's a little long, but I'll go with it. I don't mind it. City, League City, downtown, referring to downtown League City, Downtown Raymond Brown. It works, dude, it works, Hey, dude, enjoy your beers. Man, have a great weekend. Okay, thank you. I'm gonna start floating out some more Merry Christmases to people. You're good with that? Oh yeah, hey, merry Christmas. I

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Open phones for Friday. Open phones for Ariday, more like open phones Fried Day. Let's see what this goat hunter guy wants? Goat hunter? Where are you man? We aren't you in the Tournament of Champions yet?

Good morning everybody, bro?

Would you think of that game this morning?

Dude?

Every game this week has been phenomenal. If you are now waking up at six o'clock to listen to this, you are out of your.

Damn mind, fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge every morning for now Electric Factory, for now twenty one years. Okay, for twenty one years. We've been playing this game at six twenty Sammy Baker Davis Junior and Abby was not only the best game so far in the tournament, it was one of the best games of the year. And to say that it was an unbelievable I mean upset of the year, upset of the year, like the whole year. Would you agree with that, Corey? Would?

I would say so far yes, because yeah, Abby came out, she was swinging, but Sammy got her and she came back to questions off the ropes and she had trow like speed for her first time.

I'm calling it.

Abby's going to the final four.

Off the Ropes she got the first question wrong, and then she chimed in early and without much of the question out there, she got it right. It was it was yeah, the drama, the drama.

Yeah, you would have to play her in the final four potentially if you keep winning.

Yeah, what are you playing, Corey?

I got Tuesday against Why is the carpet Todd?

And what is your history with playing him?

I know you know this, but yeah, Todd beat me in twenty nineteen to win the championship, and I believe in twenty twenty one I knocked him out of the tournament.

You know what, one and one. But that's the beauty of this tournament. There's the old dogs. I'm not calling you old. You're an old dog though. You're an old goat hunter. You know, the old guy you've been around. And then you got Abby who's never been in it before. Just go check out the Chili's got the brackets up. I mean, Autumn is still in it. Birdman, double O seven coach. Just it's awesome. It's so much fun every morning. All right, dude, I'm looking forward to your game on Tuesday.

Likewise, man, you'll have a good weekend.

Thank you brother.

Up and listen to the game.

Guys.

Everybody listened to this fresh out of bed head to head every morning. It's unbelievable.

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Five ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show. We'll get back to your phone calls in just the moment I realized that a lot going on with our Saint Jude Radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture. Right now Alex Online Kid's Alex Online ninety four five The Muzz. What's going on over there?

I got the perfect thing to kill some time at work today. I know this is like the week you were dreading because you had the week off last week maybe where you had Thanksgiving holiday and then you were like.

Oh crap, I go back to work.

So now you're just trying to coast through a Friday watching some animals shooting hoops. Dude, Just a bunch of different animals shooting hoops. Some of them are good at it, some of them are bad at it. Some of these dogs can hit the hit the ball off of their nose into the net. Some of these are otters. Sometimes there's a little rat. There's a little rat dunking in a tiny, little rat sized goal. There's an otter, an otter playing hoops in the water, hooping. Yeah, dude, these

All right, I never got a chance to ask you about your podcast yesterday because we were so bit busy with the radio. Thought, oh, you would actually maybe like this one.

We were talking about in power ranking the saddest instruments, what do you think the saddest instrument is the oboobo?

Yeah, semi Ebo Sounds said, well, can sound really sad like it's as a whimsical though too. The obo could be kind of a funny sound. M Yeah, we powerranked that. Go check that out. We talked about, Uh, did the saxophone get mentioned? No, it didn't.

We mentioned it as like a you didn't make a top five, didn't make a top five. But that was a pretty fun discussion and whether or not Santa Claus is a superhero, because I think it is, but other people don't go.

Check it out. It's past the Grey Podcast on our Road, Ryan Shoppage, all right, good stuff, all right, hey, you're in luck. It's open Phones Friday. I'm going down the road. I'm going down the down the line. Here. Let's get you on open Phones Friday, seven one, three ninety four five. James, you're next up. Good morning, Hey, good morning Rod.

I heard you wish Merry Christmas to downtown Raymond Brown. I was like, I need some of that in my life.

So the next person I come across, the words happy Christmas come out of my mouth. I was like, damn it, I failed my first attempt. Just a PSA curious happy Christmas?

Is that appropriate?

Weird?

Merry Christmas is a standard? What are your thoughts?

Happy Christmas is British? British? Yep? I know that because of hairy.

I don't even know where that came from. I just I needed to try again. So merry Christmas.

Say you spent you sad a time abroad and then you'll seem like a world traveler to this like it looks Yeah.

It was the worst person too. I was picking up deer meat. I just shot a deer.

So I'm talking to this taxidermist guy picking up my deer meat. I tell him Happy Christmas, but he just looks at me like I'm ridiculous.

You know, I'm British. Cramp out of here. If you're dragging around Rudolph's carcass, you can say happy cripus Christmas.

Yeah, okay, Well, I got some deer meat in the back my trug. Come on down. I'll give you some.

I love it all right, Thank you, James. Happy Christmas to you. Adam the Cop. I sent him an email this morning. Hey Adam, Hey, what's going over? I don't know if you want to go on record with this. Have you guys seen any of these cars that have Christmas lights all over them? Yeah? That's pretty great, awesome. I think I haven't seen them. Yeah, I got your email. I haven't seen them.

I work mainly during the day, so okay, I'm going to see any of them.

What's the light? There was a listener, and I'm talking about Christmas lights, just that you would put on your tree. I could put on the top and Christmas all different colors. But the whole car is covered in them, like maybe you would see in a nighttime parade or something. And she wanted to say, She's like, could you she said, Adam the cops. She's like, could you send it to him? Would he pull me over? I mean, those are not approved lights for a car. It's Christmas time? What are

My call is, as long as they're not too bright, they're not too distracting, especially being this season, I would let it pass. And it's like it's all going to depend on the brightness, on what it's reflecting in other people's house.

Yeah, and no blinking or anything like that. You know, but yeah, it looks awesome if they look so cool. How are they fixing the lights to the cars? Is it some kind of like a clean I have.

Have you ever pulled over a Rudolph car where it's got the antlers? I think everybody is a little cocky thinking they would be rude off. I feel like you should get let them off with a warner, but be like, yeah, I take that nose off, Oh yeah.

Step out of the car, remove the nose those dumb antlers out of the windows. You're definitely not rude off, You're you're breaking a lot, Adam, What would you like to talk about?

Actually, I was just making sure I'm I'm coming in clear. I'm actually in the deer stand right now. I'm at the border and to and my daily's and I was like, this, where will be Monday for my game?

And I'm like, I don't know if I have signal here? Yeah, you sound great. You're playing on Monday, fresh out of bad head to head Tournament of Champions. This is how I am. This is the exact location you're going to be.

In Monday, Yes, sir, I sent you a picture where I was and I was like, man, I just hope I can come in clear.

So I was like, I'm calling open.

Phones the jack all right.

I didn't know if I'm at the drive thirty minutes into town.

Obviously you're talking to us. You haven't seen squad out there right.

Actually I'm looking at a buck right now. But he's probably like two years old, so he's gonna get the pass word.

He's a baby.

Is that a bit?

Okay? He's younger, right that one.

At least let him go that morning.

I got a piggy behind him that Oh I might actually take that when I it, dude.

Kill the.

Now listen, nobody's ever done this. Could you shoot at that thing while you're on the phone with us? Do it now?

The big right now?

I'm probably could. It's gonna be hard, you know, you know we have like truckers like you hit the horn? Like, has anybody ever shot a gun on the air. He's so cool, bagging bag of buck. I mean, no one's around right, I'm just need.

To make sure he's gonna give me an angle and he's looking straight at me. O.

MG, let's go get rid of that music out. Oh my god, this is the coolest thing ever. What kind of gun do you use?

Him?

Twenty two? Got a three hundred, three hundred one mag. It's a three hundred one man favorite one mag.

Bro.

It could be like, should I turn my headphones down? It's gonna blow my headphones?

Right?

All right? Here we go?

Did you get it?

Yeah?

He's done.

The coolest.

Send me a picture in a pork chop right now, a man, right now, we.

Kind of killed that hog to help. Let's Yeah, that was worth the call, bro. That was awesome. That was awesome. That excellent best open phones Friday call ever ever, is better than finding somebody a kidney. Somebody court gonna be jealous on that one. Oh man, dude, it's good. That was awesome. Who what's the next call?

Not me?

We'll just see with this guy until there's something else to ship.

Send me a picture, all right with you? Oh my god? That was awesome. That was badass to try tony.

If you are not, I don't know on ten on level, I.

Will show you right now. As I'm listened in the cop, I'm like, shoot him, shoot it, shoot it. Shoot on the screw dude.

I've had the crabbiest morning ever, and I'm like, shoot it.

So what's funny is Adam?

The cop has him and I have a friend together that called me a couple of weeks ago and he was like, I'm sitting here with out of the top.

We want to know why you don't play fresh out of bed at anymore?

Why don't you play anymore?

Man?

I don't get up till seven thirty now, my.

Sorry?

So question you guys.

Ever had a two thousand dollars pot of chilli?

No geez? I mean how big, is it?

Uh No, so it's sixteen by nine. But here's what happened.

When I turned on the food processor to chop up the onions because I'm lazy, it fright my dishwasher. So then I have Then I have this pot on my stove, overnight glass top stove.

I waked up. My wife was like, dude, the house is full of smoke. What's going on?

It cracked the glass stove top, damn.

All because of a pot of chili. A pot of chili that that one.

Of my employees said yesterday, make that beat a chili you make and.

Bring it to work tomorrow.

Yeah.

Yeah, one hundred and fifty.

Dollars at HTV for that, and yeah, I'm too grand and honey by the chili.

He sucks, dude.

But Adam the copp made Mike Date turn around.

Yeah, hell yeah, that was awesome. It really was awesome. All right, I'm sorry to hear that man and blows. Uh hey, Mundo's on the phone this week. Window Good morning, guys, little lad man. That was an adrenaline rush from Adam the cop was. I'm telling you that it's never happened before. Guys are jazz dude, dude, I'm.

Over here thinking about, Okay, how am I going to start this?

How am I going to say this?

And then I hear the shot and I'm like.

I'm telling you, I am I don't know. If I had Apple Watch, it would have flown off my wrist.

Oh man, that was awesome.

Oh that was dope.

I almost forgot what I was gonna off for. But two quick things, because so you can get.

Other callers on I'm doing. I'm gonna be doing a.

Weekly check out to see the hoghy suspect guitar has been picked.

Up yet it's Oh so the guy I heard me tell the story if you remember that was the guy from Manhattan I think for New York City.

But had family like in Richmond or something.

Family's coming down to pick up the guitar. Don't give my guitar to he heard me tell the story about you like with taking a with of that guitar.

Okay, okay, okay, that's cool, that's cool.

I mean somebody gets it.

End.

Second thing, we got.

Two weeks from tomorrow, Saturday, September twenty First, the Past, the Gravyes Christmas Spoctacular, put your time in now go in it's on a Saturday day, drinking Cobo's Q is gonna be awesome.

It is gonna be awesome. It is gonna be awesome.

I'm merry Christmas, and you have a wonderful, wonderful day.

All right, man. YouTube movie. That's another line. Open seven one three, two, one two, five nine four five best Open Phones over Absolutely pretty great. I mean, he's this one's for the record books. The rod Ryan Show, Good Morning. He's on ninety four five The Buzz, ninety four to five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. On this Open Phones Friday, Listen, We're having lots of fun here. We're taking your calls. We are still still rolling with our pals.

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Rod, that was the coolest blanking thing y'all have ever done. You all are blanking rock stars. You just turned my blanking day around. I cannot believe what I just heard on the radio.

Meet me.

Neither four people text me this is that was awesome? Oh my god, it was so great. Hey, back to the phone's here it is open phones Friday. And Macy might be one of the I don't know if she's the one that emailed me this morning.

May see the barber.

No, Macy, good morning, Yes you the barber?

Did you email me?

Are you the one that has the lights all over your car? Okay? I send it to Adam. He said, He's like, listen, it's not legal, but you know he doesn't work at night. He's like, I'm not gonna pull her over. I'm not gonna pull her over. How do you affix? These are just regular Christmas lights that you have all over your car? Right, how'd you do it?

So the videos that have been going around with people getting like the scratches and the messed up paint, so they're hearing them wrong. They're putting packing tape and duct tape and all kinds of crazy stuff like that on their car.

I use masking tapes, masking tape, like the like the white stuff.

Like painters tape, Like yeah, like painters tape because it says.

Masking tape.

Yeah, you can get it in other colors.

Okay, right, I got black for that.

And so for the lights, another problem I've been saying is people are getting those really old school like glass lights, like the I forget what they're called. They're not led though, So the ones that are led, they're plastic bolts, and if you put tape between each bolt, those things aren't going anywhere.

Really.

I goss seventy an hour. I got seventy miles an hour for an hour each way to work every day and those things don't move.

How are you powering the lights? Ah?

Power and burn that plugs into the cigarette lighter.

Yeah, that's it and it lights up the whole car. Yes, sir, it's so cool. Can you send me send me another picture so people know what we're talking about. I want to Can I post it? Fit?

Yeah?

I also sit testa a photo and her DMS just in case you didn't see that email effort on.

Ig Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, send me another picture, Macy. I want to see. It's very cool.

Absolutely.

It doesn't get a lot of attension. My wife hat not a Christmas person, but she likes the attention. Yeah.

So my other wife, Chili, he hates Christmas too, so I can understand. I know what you're going through, Macy.

I mean I have three Christmas trees. She's not getting out of it.

It's so cool. What kind of car do you have? What is that? A Mustang twenty four?

Yeah?

That's badass. Would you put that on your story? Soever? We can see macy story and I'll put it on the mazy Merry Christmas me two? Thank you, Thank you so much. Friend on friend off, I think he said I was friend on this week. I can't remember what I said something he liked, actually something that I said to this week, but it might be friend off in a second, Eli, good morning. Hey, hey guys, Merry Christmas, Christmas. I think I'm waiting for a punch though or something.

Was it?

Is it outrageous?

Is it?

Did it make you feel a certain way?

Tell you something?

Man, You're not going here on Deanon Rodge, that's for sure. No chance check this out run. We just retweeted it. Oh, he did send the picture. He did get like he could have lied to us. I'm sorry.

I would have been like, yeah, of course I got it.

I would have told you guys that you know, I shot the pig. It was a perfect shot and I dropped my phone and I'm sorry I don't have a picture. I would have lied to you guys. Yeah he got it.

That was a fun of the X as well.

Crop shot. Eli, you're not a hunters I was when I was young, but grew out of it.

He's not a killer, but don't push him.

You know, he's a taper. He tapes titties. Yeah, he tape. He puts the duct tape and the tape on the girls. He does that so great, he's so great at it.

But he kicks.

But he kicks ice cubes under the freezer when they drop on the floor. And that's what started the whole thing where I'm like, I cannot hang with this guy. You can. You gotta just bend over and pick that up. You cannot kick ice cubes under the eli Just if you would stop that, we can get rid of this whole friend off, friend on thing. We get to stay friend on at all times. For a Christmas gift, I would do my best. I mean, is dropping ice cubes that big a problem over there? It is at my home?

Yeah?

All right, dude, Merry Christmas. Do you you too? Love y'all guys, thank you, thank you.

Hand on for now.

I guess he did get the pig.

Dude, it's a how oh nice nice?

Oh what d did he crank? Did he crank on that hog?

Like?

Does that?

No?

Okay, that's something different.

On that.

What are you doing?

What I ask you?

You guys talk about like your clocks and your wealth, your six to news.

I'm just trying to be one of the guys, always giving me the side, and then you end up saying the dirtiest thing on the show. What are you talking about? Cranking Hall power, clamp powers say that. Nobody said, Nobody laughed harder at that than you any person. What do you giving away?

I know the show clamp power shirt.

Oh jeezus.

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David? Welcome to the show. Tesla. You've got a question for David. It's a big ticket here. Be careful, David, What band named do I want added to the list?

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You got the last pair of tickets before they go on sale today at noon at and T Stadium, April fourteenth. Have you ever seen them before?

I have not.

Bro It's buckets, it's bucket list stuff, dude, have a great weekend Mery Christmas, David, awesome, Thank you guys, thank you, bro. Hang on, hang on, all right, guys, it's that time.

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I could have used a little more cow bells. You're gonna want that cow bell. I got more cow bells, David. I got a fever and the only prescription it's moll cow bell. All right, guys, we gotta go. Can you please continue to tune in? Listen. Jeremy's up next. He's going to continue with our Saint June Radiothon sponsored by Gallery Furniture. We need more of you. We need more of you to become a monthly donor, pledging that nineteen dollars a month is so important. Abby. What a show today.

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Adam the Cops taking ou White Rodney? God, how could you not be rooting for Ed? And I love White Rodney, the other white meat. I love that guy. That's gonna be a great game on Monday. Free beer. Thank you, specs, open phone callers, I mean, come on, Fanny Friday was the number one link today? Did we think? Adam the comp Thank you? Adam? All right, that's it. We gotta go at rod Ryan's show on All Socials. Uh, I think you have six picks? You come after Tessa, right,

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