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There we go. Eclips day. Everybody, Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and no ladies and gentlemens roun bring off clip. Good morning, everybody, wake you wakey. What a big exciting day. Glad and waking up with us. Thank you very very much for starting your day so early. Weather's not really going to be our friend today when it comes to people that are excited about the eclipse. Although maybe not many of you are excited about the eclipse. I got a pull question running this morning. We're going to

get into that. Lots of eclipse talk today on the show. Hashtag Monday Selfie. It's our last Monday chance to win one hundred bucks from Shell Federal Credit Union just for dropping a selfie on our Facebook page. Jacob's going for win number two Fresh out of Bed Head to head Wild one on Friday. We'll see what this form of fresh fish can do class animals. We announced that tour ear September twenty fest. They're going to play the Woodlands. Tickets

go want sale this Thursday. We'll have tickets for you for most of the week before they go on sale. Homeroom gets those tickets. The Texas Hammer Game. We're counting down in the first five rows for the A Perfect Circle Show. We have row five tickets for you. At seven twenty, I've got tickets to Asking Alexandria, thirty seconds to Mars tickets, and then there is a concert announcement that's at ten o'clock. We're going to try to go

just the hair early on that. More on that in a bit. So, Yeah, Claudy's Guy's thunderstorms, fifty percent chance that might completely screw up the holy clips thing. Corny Tessa, what are Houston's headlines? Hey, good morning Rod, good morning home room. Yeah, it's unfortunate that our forecast won't be a little more clear because it is a clips day. The

countdown is on. There's a lot of excitement still. Today's solar eclips will briefly block out the sun and millions of people will be looking up at the sky just to witness this and the first total eclipse here since twenty seventeen and the last until twenty forty four. So Houston faces the forecast. The eclipse forecast is going to peek at one forty pm our time and then end at three zh one pm. That's according to local mediaologists. And yeah, we'll

be monitoring that for sure. Some other stuff going on real quick. The FAA is investigating because there was a Southwest Airlines flight bound for Houston that had to return to Denver yesterday. So this Boeing seven thirty seven eight hundred emergency landing after an engine cover came loose and damage part of the right wings. A lot of people talking about that because emergency responders had to meet the passengers there on the runway. A question that a lot of people are asking on

the internet. Do you still rely on teenagers to babysit your kids or is that an outdated idea? Kids watching kids becoming far less common. I used to babysit every single weekend, but a lot of parents use apps or websites to hire adults now because they're worried teens aren't responsible enough or might get distracted and just watch TikTok the whole time. So we've been going over that poll.

Someone asked over thirty thousand adults if they think teen babysitters are more or less trustworthy, and only nine percent set more, you know than a fifth years ago. A list of solar eclipse movies we have for you on the blog page. So you know twelve movies that feature solar eclipses one through five.

Let's hit It two thousand and one, A Space Odyssey that's number one, two, Little Shop of Horrors, Rogue one, A Star Wars Stories number three, Apocalypto at four, and Fantasia, which is a movie from nineteen forty at number five. Hey, you can celebrate today's solar eclipse musically

as well with Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon. If you start the album forty one minutes and fifty three seconds before the eclipse starts, you can hear the closing line, the sun is eclipsed by the moon as it's happening. How stone you have to be to sit here and time out of Pink Floyd song? You know what? I'm not sure, but that's what Pretty have for you on the music blog page. Those are usin said, Oh a stone answer, how stone you have to be? Alex goes pretty

pretty stone, very strong too, very strong? All right. No, the whole thing about timing it out, it's kind of reminds me of the Wizard of Oz thing. We'll talk about it later, all right, what you got the NBA The Rockets lost the Mapicks yesterday one forty seven, one thirty six. Unfortunately, the loss does eliminate the Rockets from playoff contention. They have a day off today to think about what they've done before they'll play

the Magic tomorrow night. Think about what you've done later. College basketball, South Carolina beat Iowa eighty seven to seventy five yesterday in the women's National Championship Game. The Lady Game Cops Lady Gamecox finished the season with a thirty eight o perfect record. Congratulations to them. The men's National Championship game is tonight. It'll be between Perdue and Yukon. Yukons a six and a half point

favorite coming into this one. Yukon's also trying to become the first team to win back to back national championships since Florida did it in two thousand and six and two thousand and seven. Tip Off for the game tonight is at eight twenty and you can watch it on TBS. And In baseball, the Astros gotta win. Last night they beat the Rangers three to one. They're gonna

wrap up their series with the Rangers this evening. Framber vald Does to be on the mountain for the Stros. First pitch for that's at seven oh five, and you can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. That is what's going on in Sports Disney. Busy, busy morning today. I would love to get you on first phone call. Maybe it's something involving in the eclipse. I mean, we're gonna talk a lot about it today. It's just it's a big, big deal. It's fun,

it's cool. I'm excited for it now too, now that the day is finally here. Although looking at the weather, eh, maybe not so much. All right, open up these phone lines Chile seven one, three, two four five. If you want the first phone call, come get it Monday, selfie. Let's see you guys. Drop a picture on our Facebook page. You might win one hundred bucks. Okay. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. No. Ninety four or five The

Buzz Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. That's a great way to get things roll in here, wakey, wakey, hands off the cup cakes. Busy show for you today. I'm so glad you guys are up early with us. Uh sad to see it go, but let's celebrate it's our last week. Hashtag Monday Selfie Show. Federal Credit Union gonna chuck somebody another one hundred dollars just for dropping a selfie on our Facebook page today. Jacob was here

a fresh fish on Monday or on Friday. I feel like you took out like a really good player, and he's going for win number two, fresh out of bad Head to head. We'll play it around six twenty. Got those glass Animals tickets for you in Homeroom Texas Hammer Game of course after seven o'clock. And I guess the weather. We're gonna be looking at it constantly this morning because there's a fifty percent chance of thunderstorms with some cloudy skies.

Today's high of around eighty. Well, what's the big deal with that? Well, of course, it's all dealing with the eclipse today. And if you want to see that whole story about the song from Pink Floyd and you can time it out. Did you ever hear there's a Pink Floyd song you could play? Or I think you just put on a whole album and you watch the movie The Wizard of Oz. I have heard that rumor. And there's all these different things that are supposed to sync up. I mean it

really is like the most stoner thing of all time. Do I buy into any of it? I don't know. I guess a couple of things kind of line up with the album. But there's a whole thing that this song has a line. This song has a line in it and talks about the the complete eclipse of the sun, and you can line it up to where your area is. You can start the song at a certain time and then try to time it out if you're in totality. We will not be in

totality here. But Alex said he wanted to do a drinking game today. Every time they mentioned eclips, that would be impossible. You would get to be drunk, you'd be dead, you would be dead in two minutes. Are but totality is the thing that I think would be funny because that's another thing that's almost being said just as much as as the word eclipse. First phone call. I know everybody, I know what they want to talk about. It's that time for the first phone call of the day. Yeah,

Shane's on the road. He sent me an email already this morning, wheels up in ten. That was about fifteen minutes ago. How on time are you Shane? Delayed. As usual, I do the same thing. I use the same verbage too that you sent me the email. I'll tell I'm like, wheels up in fifteen minutes. That means we're in the car are and we're moving okay, like we're pulling out of the driveway. That's wheels up. And nobody in my family understands that. Nobody that I never met

me. It's not me this time. I was I was kind of running around last minute, but we're actually headed out the door here in just a few minutes. We'll get a spot picked out just west of San Antonio, so we're gonna go out there. How'd you pick out this spot? What is this? I mean, you don't want to tell us. It's a secret. No, I'm a nerd, So I checked the path of totality. So I was like, well, this is a good spot. It's

kind of away from the city. It shouldn't be overly populated. If we get totality or if we you know, get good cloud covered, great, If not, then we'll go play some discolf. Because I'm also a hippie nerd. That's awesome. That's two drinks, he said. Totality towards it's two drinks. Well, if the goal is to get Alex hammered during the whole show, then I'll just say totality five more times. We don't need it, all right, dude, roll safe. Maybe check back in with

us later on. Let us know about the traffic because there are people driving all over the place today and there's a blog page up and it talks about how congested everywhere is. I love that Niagara Falls. Like, basically, my hometown is getting so much national airtime. It sucks that you have to call it bringing in the National Guard and like a state of emergency. It's

just to keep the traffic rolling, that's all it is. But Niagara Falls is like it might be the busiest day ever in the history of Niagara Falls, which is great, and they're worried about Yesterday was a clear day up in the Buffalo area. And I got a listener that sent me an email in front of the north Ton of Welcome to nor Ton of Wanda sign, She's on our way to Niagara Falls today, Aye, And she said, wait a minute, Rod lives over here. Let's go get the sign.

So I'm going to share that with everybody coming up. So lots of eclip stuff to talk about. Thank you guys for being up early with us. Let's take a break, let's get ready, Let's get Jacob on here. Whoever thinks they can beat Jacob, We're going to be looking for you shortly. If you want to get in on the fresh out of bed head to head, we'll be asking you to call in after Houston, Houston's alternative and

tell them. At the rod Ryan Morning Show, car five, the Buzz ninety four five, the bus, All right, all ride, Hey, good morning everybody, rod Ryan's Show on this MILF Monday. That of course, is our Instagram feature today. There's a ton of eclipse stuff and I've got an eclipse poll question up this morning, just trying to get your temperature to see how excited or how that excited you are about today's eclipse, at least from where we're our vantage point, which is all that matters. I'm

not going anywhere because of the weather. Maybe I should be going somewhere Cloudy's, guys, thunderstorms about fifty percent chance, it's about forty percent at around one o'clock when we start getting all crazy about the eclipse. High today of around eighty No, not yet let's find out what's trending. First, last night, Morgan Wallen country star reportedly threw a chair from a rooftop bar in

Nashville late last night. Good Metro Police say officers were standing in front of this establishment and they saw this chair hit the sidewalk a few feet away from them. So he was arrested on three counts of reckless and dangerment storially conduct a lot of people talking about that little drama. This morning, Rock and Roll. There you go, h the Astros and Rangers are trending. Astro's got a good one. Alex is going to tell you about that. Remember

he's the one. Renel Blanco is the one that pitched that no hitter against Toronto and he played pretty good against the Ranger the Rangers this last game. So good stuff there. We we need that, we need more of the ws. And then the biggest story today is the eclipse in its totality, Alex totality. There's another drink. Alex is sixth picks from the weekender up too. That's what's trending on about. Alex had six picks, all right, that's such a great time, such a try hard ring in the champ

mining. Everybody listens former fresh Fish Jacob. Some are saying I just shocked the world. I took out a two time Hall of Famer on my first time playing. Making me your fresh'd have been hit the head one day, Champion, It's about tom. We got some fresh meat around here. Join me on Monday when I go for win number two. Bitches, I can stop short of saying you shop shot the world. But fresh Fish beat the two time Hall of Famer. It's newsworthy. It's worth a mention in a

speech for sure. Who wants to clean this up? You want to come in here and take Jacob out seven one three two if you would like to play the rod Ryan's shown ninety four five bus, ninety four five the bus. It's Oliver Tree and Hurt rod Ryan's show on this milk Monday, and it is a hashtag Monday selfie. It is our last one shell Federal Credit Union gonna shoot somebody one hundred dollars through Chile like goes. It shoots through

Chile and then chili boom to you. One hundred dollars could be yours by the end of the show, just for dropping a selfie on our Facebook page. Really easy to find us at rod Ryan Show, they now I want you to take our poll question. Also at rod Ryan Show on the X Cloudy's Guys thunderstorms. Fifty percent chance of rain today. That could really mess things up looking at that eclipse today. Highs today of around eighty and now each time for the fresh out of bed Head to Head Challenge, listeners to

your corners. Jacoby Martin, what the hell are you? What are you doing? What you were just on Friday? You didn't win, did you? Oh? Yeah, I want how there was a two time Hall of Fame run you beat him? Yeah? I shocked the world. He did shock the world? All right? Well, yeah I didn't. I thought it was I thought that was over selling it a bit. But it's good to have you back on. I hope you had a great weekend. Let's see who says they can beat you. Oh. I don't think we have

his music anymore. We left it in the old place. Sexy James, good morning, good brother, Uh, good buddy, Sexy James. Boy, if I missed you, when was the last time you played with us? Last ye Games of the Year, last year, last year Games of the Year. He didn't get in before Oh, you did, like those exhibition games before the tournament started. Hey, yes, sir, gotcha. All right, Well listen, you're sounding sexy as ever. You've been in the Hall of Fame three times, three time Hall of Famer. Well,

Jacob's choose up Hall of famers and spits them out for breakfast. Okay, what are they playing for today? Oh? Today? We have a Rod Ryan show t shirt. All right, here we go. Can we get one tight on sexy James? Yes, you know something tight show off the pecks? All right, James, nothing's really changed. You just got to shout out your name when you think you know the answer. You're cool with that? Doating all the brothers. Well, okay, yeah, we'll get

into that. Jacob and James. Now they sound a little similar. Guys, it's Monday. Please, let's take a listen here. Question number one, shout out your name. When do you think you know the answer? What two things are crossing paths during an eclipse? Jake? Jacob by find the moons? Don't overthink it on this show. Who Maybe this guy's for real. No, he's gonna tank this next one. Come on, I'm trying to motivate you, Jacob. All right, here we go, Jacob

and Sexy James has been on this year yet. Question number two, What sandy place are you likely to visit if you drive to Gelderton James, Sexy James the beach, the beach, Yes, sir, the beach. I like long walks on the beach, me too, Sexy James. James on the board for the win, for the win, A three time Hall of Famer taking on a former fresh fish. What simple tool do we use to unclog a toilet ool? I'm not even looking for my team here. That was a tie. That's what a tie sounds like. Kids. Uh,

plunger is what we were looking for. I don't know who's digging a coat hanger in there. It's a it's a plunger. Okay, mm hmm, okay, we'll see what the how well they know their pop culture here? Okay? What type of bulldogs were stolen from Lady Gaga? Sexy James French French bulldogs? That was a top question that was yet all right? And no, I didn't know I was going to take British. At one point Jacob said, who's Lady Gaga? Jacob more frenchy Jacob Greatish Bulldogs, British

Bulldogs. Yeah, the wrestlers. All right, Jacob, it was fun having you on. I thought that was a really tough question to that last one. You should have should have knocked him out earlier. Yeah, all right, Jacob Man, great having you on. You Unfortunately you leave us a one pump shamo. Alright, Hey, Sexy James, three time Hall of Famer, can you join us tomorrow on the show. All right, dude, I'm excited they're around. Ryan Show on ninety four or five experience

Fincher into the cosmic? Yeah, twy four the buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Happy Milf Monday, everybody. I hope you guys had a great weekend. Alex, your six picks are up. I haven't looked yet, but I look forward to seeing them. You had a good weekend. Was a good weekend? Yeah, play good weekend. We'll see it in the pictures, definitely. Okay, I can't wait. I can't wait. Okay. So Eclipse Day m hm us, not so much. We're

not in the totality. Have another drink, Alex. Uh. But we have a fifty percent chance of thunderstorms and some cloudy skies, so we're gonna be combating that all day high today of around eighty. But don't worry. Fun facts. You know, I got some Eclipse fun facts for you. Crash out a bad hand to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Didn't we play his music Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do?

It was on a CD, and I remember what that CD was. I told her, I do it's still over in the other building, to my knowledge, I gotta get back over there. I still have a ton of stuff over there. I was telling hell, we used to play that off of a CD. Do Do Do Do? Dude, you're bound, And I said I wanted CDs in here, and they said get out of here. Yeah, I said, can I have some CDs in the new studio?

And they're like, no old man phones on the computer. Best we can do and like these whatever these phones are all right, bring them Good morning everybody, three time Hall of favorite days that now you're bad heads, me on to I make it number two. Yeah, it kind of went like that. Did we use the same bed for Carla Better? I don't even know. I think so. I think Smunk Show Carla had the same bed as him. Very those are our sultry players. Yeah, all right,

and then three emails. If it's good enough for the girls, it's good enough for the guys, three gals. Is this guy sending in a photograph a good question? He usually does. Huh. He's pretty open to that. He's been cool in the past about it. Don't remember this guy as much as you do, but very open to reposting a picture. Yeah, he's been playing a long long time. All right, Sexy James just sent a picture. Got some thirsty chicks listening in homeroom. It's the funk.

Back to the day we make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fun, back to the day. They didn't ask for a picture of anybody on the show, Alex say, you and me, Chilli. They didn't like, hey, you know you too, No, it was just for Sexy James. All right. Eclipse day today, A solar eclipse occurs. Let's just start from the beginning. Class. A solar eclipse occurs when the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth are all aligned.

Okay, then the moon casts a shadow on the Earth. And I think most of you know that, But did you know that's called scissor g I know, I know it sounds like a couple of girls getting together and having a great time. Scissor g is what it's called today. Use that on your friends. Okay, you're gonna look so smart in front of your buddies. You've slept or you're yeah, okay too. As for the scissor G package when they're coming over. There's a town called Eclipse here in Texas.

They're gonna see nine partial solar eclipse today. That is fun. Who you would think the moon in the sun would be a little bit more considerate to the place called Eclipse, Texas, but they're not. In take another drink totality. Yeah, you got no shot at standing. At the end of the show, everyone in the continental US will see at least a partial eclipse today if you have clear skies. We do not have clear skies. But what we're looking for is that solar eclips can cause this sunset like glow in

every direction called a three hundred and sixty degrees sunset. That's neat, Okay, well that's pretty. Yeah, you guys should be a little smarter. It's the fuck that's in the day. We make you look smart, buddies. The fun back to the day Okay, Uh, what do you have? What do you have to give away? Here? I have a pair of tickets to see Glass Animals. So we're giving away a pair of tickets to the Tour of the Earth show at within Civilian. Tickets go on sell

this Thursday at ten am and ticketmaster dot com. But we got a pair for someone right now. Your fun all right? Flashing back to Friday's show. Before she was famous, Madonna was in a band. What was the name of the band? Seven one three two one two five nine four five for a pretty great ticket man before they go on sale. Uh, ring up, Chile. Now it's now time for rockout with your stock out with Captain Cash. Your have yo, Ridney coming out to the golf tournament Wednesday.

I'm gonna take the day off, yeses. Weather's looking a lot better for that, by the way, looking forward to that. I'll be doing on Wall Street Friday. It was a good day on Wall Street Friday. The Doe was up three hundred and seven points. Kick off this morning at thirty eight thousand, nine hundred and four. Nastak up one hundred and ninety

nine. The sixteen thousand, two forty eight benchmark ten year Treasury that's trading at a four point four to four percent and oil sands at eighty six dollars twelve cents of barrel to The most active is the Big Studs, Amazon, Salesforce and Caterpillar, the Big Duds, Intel, Mickeyde's and Verizon. The economic calendar this morning. It's all clear right now. Features they are on the upside, hanging on to this will be a positive opening right here on

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There's no insurance transmission. We'll continue if this is not a solicitation, offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to your end. This program is are educational and informational purposes. On link the Studs and duds are based on movement, as reported by John ninety four and five The Buzz. Welcome back, rod Ryan, Oh, come on, you're maybe this one's difficult. Not a lot of calls on this. Hey, good morning, Hi? Who's this all right? This? Hi Chris, Welcome to the show.

Fun fact flashback. I think we got oh. I already played the fancy intro. Before she was famous, Madonna was actually a part of an ensemble. She was in a band. What was the name of the band? I believe the book. Oh you got it, dude, you got it? Well, Donna, I wasn't getting many calls, so nobody remembered that. Uh it does hook them up. Hey, you're gonna get a pair of tickets to see Glass Animals on their tour of Earth show. Congratulations,

great, Hey, so much, Chris. What's your excitement level? What's your excitement? Thank you? I'm glad you got through. What's your excitement level on the Eclipse ten? Being the most excited one you could give? You could care less? Yeah, in here word you said, I gotta go. It's ninety four to five to the Buzz one through ten, Chris, come on ninety four or five The Buzz Good morning rod Ryan's Show. Rage against the Machine Homeroom. Yes, more of that and more of

your pictures. Man, keep doing what you're doing. If you haven't dropped a selfie yet, this is our last hashtag Monday selfie. We want to see you on our Facebook page at rod Ryan Show. One of you is going to score one hundred dollars from show Federal Credit Union. All right, Well, the weather is the weather. Okay, We've got a fifty percent chance with thunderstorms right around the time of the eclipse, maybe forty percent chance.

But there's going to be some clouds to contend with today, so keep that in mind when you're making your plans. It's all eclipse, all the time right now, Tessa with Houston's headlines, It really is. You know, today's solar eclipse will briefly block out the sun, we know that, but it's expected to shine some light into the economy as well. Millions of

people are preparing to witness this. It's a rare celestial event. Experts are forecasting upwards of a one point five billion dollar boost to businesses within that eclipse corridor in our country. One forty pm is the time here for Houston the

eclipse forecast not the best. It's gonna again peak at one forty and at three zero one pm, NASA is going to be launching some rockets to show to study how the Earth's upper atmosphere is affected during the time of a solar eclipse, so that, among other things, people flocking to really just witness this event. And that's the that's the biggest story. Alex hasn't had a drink in a while. Are we going to be in any kind of totality? Let me check the totality another drink for Oh, you just said it

too, Sue. That's Sue. We are not in totality. That's three now you owe could be in totality, okay. Israel, Israeli military is withdrawing ground troops from the Southern Gaza Strip. That's a big international story. Yesterday the ninety eighth Division that it was reported, is leaving the strip, the strip to recuperate and prepare for future operations. And withdrawal comes as Egypt is reportedly repairing to host a new round of negotiations aimed at reaching a ceasefire

and hostage deal between Israel and the Palestinian militant group Hamas. So that's a big international story today. Hey, if you're out on the roads, be careful. A steady found that during the big eclipse in twenty seventeen there was a thirty one percent jump in accidents. They think it had more to do with extra traffic than the eclipse itself, but thirty one percent is a big jump and significant enough to mention. So we just want everyone to know that

there is a possibility for extra crashes on the road. We want you to be safe. I'm quoting Oily guest Greg who's been out on the roads trying to catch us eclipsed nerds out on the road. He said, their main acts hunting nerds. He's out there with that right now. Yes, what they just parked on the side they left already, he said. BUCkies was packed this weekend with eclipse nerds. Lovebirds are flocking to the solar eclipses path of totality today. I said, eclipses path of totality today, Oh alex

to get married. Cities on the path and crew include you know, Russellville, Arkansas, tiff and Ohio. A lot of people are headed to Texas to say I do during this cosmic event. So you have those people that are really excited about it, all into it, and then you have other people that like, don't care if they see it at all. A lot of people are traveling. My doctor canceled my appointment I had today. They called on Saturday morning and we're like, hey, if she wanted to en

know if she could move it to Tuesday because of the eclipse. Well poll question, what best describes how exciting you are for today's eclipse? Extremely eight percent of our audience, Mid level excitement forty percent of our audience. Wow, not at all audience in the majority, I give a flip A man of the people. Still. Friday was the thirtieth anniversary of the death of Kurt Kobaine. We had mentioned it on the show, but the news really

didn't break until he was found three days later. So technically today is the thirtieth anniversary of when music fans woke up to this devastating news. Most of us got it from Kurt Loader from MTV. We used to actually get our news from MTV back in the day. This is a little what it sounded like. Tian Kurt Loder with an MTV News special report on a very sad day Kurt Cobain, the leader of one of the rock's most gifted and promising bands, Nirvana, is dead and this is the stories we know it so

far. Cobain's body was found in a house in Seattle on Friday morning. He was dead of an apparently self inflicted shotgun blast to the head. Police found what it is said to be a suicide note at the scene, but have not yet divulged its contents. Cobain, who was twenty seven, had reportedly been missing for about Yeah, that's how we found out. So we open liketv. Oh you have it? Yeah here, Oh you knew miss

time? Yeah, what's up? Tabitha Tabithasorn was the other one, right, Okay, fritzis being Cobain did post a touching tribute to her dad on Friday. You can check that out on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headline. Her words are so beautifully written. She is so together. I don't know anything about her. I don't know anything more than anyone else. But yeah, she goes by space Witch on Instagram and she's a good follow she's a smart kid. Man. Well she's old now, you know.

But the way that she put her words together she's she's well adjusted. Wow, all right, what you got over there? In the NBA, the Rockets lost to the Mavericks. You actually one forty seven and one thirty six. The loss officially eliminated the Rockets from playoff contention. In college hoops, South Carolina beat Iowa eighty seven to seventy five yesterday to win the women's national title game. The Lady gag Cox finished the season with a thirty eight

to no perfect record. Men's National Championship game is going to be tonight. It'll between and Yukon. Yukon comes into this as a six and a half point favorite. You guys also trying to become the first team to win back to back national championships since Florida did it in two thousand and six and two thousand and seven. Tip off for the games at eight to twenty and you can watch it on TBS. In baseball, the Astro's got to win.

Last night they beat the Rangers three to one. They'll wrap up their series with them tonight. Brammer Valdezebi in the mount for the Stros going up against the Rangers. Andrewhini first pitched at seven five, and you can listen to that game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety that is what's going on in sports. So London was down for nap on Sunday. Huh, big weekend, the Crawfish, all that stuff. So I had a break

in between all the slime and shoots and ladders and Candy Land. I watched that basketball game. It was really exciting the girl when that movie. Yes, it was really I mean I could watched the best last time I watched a basketball game, it was the Harlem Globe Trotters or something. Yeah, metal Ark Lemon was there. It was really good. It was exciting, it was awesome to watch. And then she woke up. I was trying to get her into it too. Yeah, and she watched for a couple

of minutes and then like, okay, back to Barbie. Everyone loves the basketball right now. Basketball it was exciting, Yeah, it was. It was fun to watch. And The rod Ryan Morning Show The Buzz all right ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show, Gotta get the Disco. Welcome to the seventh spots. Those of you carrying over from home room, thank you, you're just joining the show. Wakey, wakey hands off snakey. Oh, we got the Texas Hammer game coming up.

Yeah, I mean we're gonna do things. We're not gonna just sit in here and talk about the day of Moon in the sun all morning long. We are totality again. Oh that's too Alex. That's two. I'm not doing this. You are, duddy, not drinking on the job. That's a Wednesday or Wednesday. You're gonna have a couple of drinks on Wednesday. Crazy, You're gonna have a couple of drinks on Wednesday, Buddy. I don't know about you anymore. What do you mean? I feel like

sometimes you're hanging out. You're not drinking anymore. I think you're like in full dad mode. That's okay, you can still hang out and not drink. I started trying to kick back and like not do it on like the night events. We have a workday the next day, gotcha, and you're hungover at work. But during golf tournament, I can start earlier and then you stop at the end. Enjoy a few. Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy

a few. Weather's looking a lot better too, like early yeah, yeah, willies, early rain on Wednesday. By the time we tee off we're gonna be fining. I was, I was sweating the golf tournament. Hey there's three teams. Geez. I wasn't planning on getting into this. But let's get into talking about it. We should, we should. Here's all my Black Crows reviews. Everybody was raving about how great they were. On Friday, golf update from our man Roger, who is in charge of Texas

Adaptive Aquatics. Rod, still have those three teams. We did sell one on Friday. Four teams were sent back from our great sponsors. They said, hey, listen, if we can make more money for the charity, boom, let's sell these teams. You can sell our teams and then we get like double money type of deal because they paid for the sponsorship, they got a foursome. They kicked it back to us. Now we can resell it. What am I stub hub? Yeah, when it comes for charity.

When it comes to charity, for sure, man, I'll sell teams over and over again. We have three teams open. I just got done telling you, and Roger's saying too. The weather is looking so much better. Okay, chance of rain in the morning and then boom, we're fine in the afternoon. Perfect. So he's like, we are totally ago for Wednesday. And then Roger came out. It was great in seeing him out at the Crawfish Boil. I didn't know that, but portions of what we

raised on Saturday at Cactus Cove went to Texas Adaptive Aquatics. So that's awesome, all right. So that's the golf update Wednesday. You can still play if you wanted to get a foursome in Chile. Make sure that that blog page still kind of lives. I know everyone's looking at Alex's six picks, but you can still with Rogers information three foursomes or you can email me, email me directly, Rod at Thebuzz dot com. So yeah, we're dealing

with not the best situation here for seeing the eclipse. Pole question today on the X at Rod Ryan Show, what best describes how excited you are for today's eclipse? Only seven point five percent of our audience are extremely excited? Mid level excitement is our forty one percent not at all? Fifty one percent of our audience not at all? Is this another one of those you just see it on the news in the news cycle NonStop, and they're just out

of touch with what people really want to hear about. I mean, should we not talk about it? Fifty one percent of our audience has zero interest in today's eclipse. Why, I don't know, isn't a thing. I love the moon. I love the moon and I love the Sun, and they're coming together. I like it. I'm excited. You have too many eclipses that happen all the time. We just had one not that long ago. Okay, do you have that clip from nineteen seventy nine? Check this

out, Tessa, maybe you'll be into this year. Your TV check, Yeah, TV check one. So you hear the news reports now, and there's gonna be one in twenty years. They always mention that in twenty forty there's gonna be another eclipse. Do you know the date? I think twenty forty four, No, not exact right, but that's the year, which seems like forever from now. Yes, Well, guess what. In nineteen seventy nine, the Chicken Dallas said this, you missed today's eclipse. You'll

have another chance in the year twenty twenty four. That's the year that Texas will see a total solar eclipse. This is Pat Couch, the Texas News. Pat Catch that sounds like the Jetsons in the twenty nineteen seventy nine that she's she's telling us in twenty twenty four. Guess what twenty twenty four is here, kids, and that total eclipse is going to be passing through Texas. A lot of totality, Alex, so much totality, everybody drink.

That could be our skip day shot totality ool. I did start a little list going I saw that. That's the only reason why I mentioned it. Nuts Buttz or some friend off ELI has the only entry on there. I have a ditch day shot suggestion list going in here, Nut Butts. There you go, Nut Butts is the only thing on there. You're thinking totality, why not? I don't mind adding totality. But then every time you say it, you have to have a shot, right, and then everybody

has to do a shot. Every time it's said that, I think about it like totality, like you're gonna block out. You don't even have a bar yet. We're just talking about work, so obviously we're talking about what used to be called senior skip Day, which is now called ditch Day, which we don't have a date. I know, I'm just gonna get a ton of emails. Rod you mentioned ditch day, no bar, no date, no nothing yet, but it's being worked one okay, and clearly we're

talking about shot suggestions. So okay, there's a ton I'll eclips business on the world famous Rod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com. It's milf Monday. That's at the buzz dot com. There is Alex's six Picks at the buzz dot com. And then I went to our Facebook page and then boom, I go and I click on hashtag Monday selfie and put pow. How how Simony is just with their bikini dropping a selfie picture on a Monday morning. That's how you get it started. That's how That's how you get

a pa pow. Great job, Simony High, Gretchen High, Gretchen Montgomery, Hi, Michelle Bryants. There's Dallas Daniel, There's Brian Dawson, Matt Carroll Alfonso and so many more of you are trying to get that one hundred dollars from Shell Federal Credit Union. How are they doing this? Well, they're just dropping a selfie on our Facebook page. All right, don we got a guy yelling at us here. Call May how to win the best game in Houston. Who wants it? My favorite guy to yell Texas Hammer

Game. We're doing something this week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday Today, Fifth Row tickets to see a Perfect Circle Tomorrow, fourth row Wednesday third. You see where we're going, right, and then on Friday front Row tickets. Roe five is what's on the chopping block for the Texas Hammer Game, which is coming up. You need to name the song and title that the Great Texas Hammer is going to deliver to us in

only the way he can deliver it. If you want in on the queue, you call Chile Now seven one, three, two, nine four five, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning Show US ninety four five The Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. I mean, I'm having trouble getting through all of the pictures. I'm going through every single hashtag Monday selfie

picture right now, You guys look awesome, awesome. Keep in comment if you haven't dropped a selfie yet on our Facebook page our friends over at show Federal Credit Union and give somebody one hundred bucks at the end of the show. If you're doing a great job, you look great. You look good. Cloudy today, fifty percent chance of thunderstorms. Yeah, not great for a clipse. He clips opolis whatever they're calling it today, hive about eighty. But I see, I got some people that want to play the Texas

Hammer Game. So we're going to get into that. But first let's find out what's trending. Our listener, Rubin wanted to is the reason for our Milk Monday submission. He says that the Twins left out the hottest milf he's ever laid eyes on, so he needs to introduce her to the family to show to the world. Thank you, Rubin. People are looking at your ig Milk Monday submission. So he's saying that this should be on the half year reports for the Twins. Yeah, it's like, okay, this needs

to be on the next quarterly. Take a look, Alex. You're looking at girls bog page doing well, Britney Spears, Hilly Roland, Dualipa, and then Alex's six picks from the weekend climbing as well. So all of our blog page is doing well right now. Your sports blog page doing well, that's your reck. That's not your rec check. This is trending. Heye, we're five to us. So we got all that stuff going on

with the Monday selfie on our Facebook page. I got a pull question up on the X. I mean we run around and say we're the most interactive show Hitler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. Well, I think you are the most interactive show Rod with Ron Ryan on ninety four. Thank you, Thank you Hammer, Thank you for the kind ones. All right, huge prize today, we're gonna do it all week. What are

we starting not with? So we're gonna start out with fine right because it's the fifth row at a perfect circle of his for in Primus, all on the stage, all at the same time, Saturday night at Woodlands Pavilion, counting down five four, three two and front row tickets given away on Friday morning. Jason wants to be in the fifth row. Jason, good morning, dude. Don't have this up. It's not gonna do it. Just get it, dude, all right, out of the gate. All right,

I'm gonna play you a clip of the Texas Hammer. He's gonna spit some lyrics. You tell me the name of the band and the name of the song. Were good yes, sir, all right and clip pull me up to all whom you've deceived? Promises you bright? You still? Yeah? You know what gets me every time? The lyrics, every single time we play this game. Lyrics Jason, what's the name of the band. What's the name of the song? Gosh? I don't have it? Yo? Sorry? Uh? Is it? Timo? Yeah? Hi, Timo?

How are you so great? Let's listen to the Texas Hammer. Hold me whom you've deceived? Promises you bright? You still believe? Gotta be just get like a guitar part in there or something. You can't do that? Awesome, man? I don't know it, Yeah, Timo either, damn it. Okay, I'm sitting on those tickets Row five for a perfect circle and all that other business. Uh seven one three, it's two lines open seven one three two two five. The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four

ninety four five The Buzz Good Morning Rod and show. That's Lincoln Park and faint. Really nothing has come out of that interview. Who was it? The lead singer of the band Orgy was on just some I don't know, probably some wing nuts podcast or something, and he just blurted out, I don't know what he was asked, but somehow they got into it and he said, I heard those guys meaning Lincoln Park, we're working with a female singer. Okay, And so he says that in this podcast. You know

what I mean. He didn't say it on MTV, he didn't say it to Rolling Stone, he didn't say it to you know, a big website. He just said it. It got out there a little bit. I covered the story. I put it on the music blog page. He did go on social media. I don't even know the guy's name. He's the lead singer of the band Orgy. Maybe Alex knows. He likes them, he thinks they're more than a one hit wonder. So he went on just

to kind of clarify. He said, hey, listen, I may have spoken out of turn type of deal, and then it really has just kind of I thought that would have been a huge to get people on the war path of getting more information, and it really hasn't turned into anything. Well, at least we're chit chatting about it a little bit on this show. Yeah, if they do come out with a chick singer, and we'll say, okay, we were on it, we at least right, But we

don't know either. But we don't know either. It's just it came from one dude. You can kind of go maybe google it, and then you can get a little bit of a backstory. But I don't think you're going to get anything more than what we just discussed. All right, I'm here for it. If Lincoln Park goes and gets a chick singer, I am here for that. They're not going to get the wrong one. I'll tell you that, you know what I mean. They're going to get the right

one. I don't know who it would be. Again. Lizzie Hale is busy because she's going to be working with skid Row in addition to doing her solo stuff and hailstorm. We have Cloudy's guys. Today, we have thunderstorms, not things you want to hear when there's an awesome eclipse happening, although none of you care about it. According to our poll, ques I care. Wow, It's like the the I don't care number is over half of our MONI you feel like that's the button when your ass I feel like that

I don't care. People are always the loudest people or is it Monday morning? It's a little dreary are you gonna answer? I don't care to anything I ask literally, like anything like, hey, uh, would you like to have a stripper and pizza party at your house? And then if I if I gave you, I don't care. It's Monday morning, you just hit. I don't care. I don't care because this Monday morning. Dude, Yeah, sure, send her or not or don't send her? Hey,

can we set that up? This is Damn Andler and it's time to play in the Texas Hammer Game. I'm not going invite to that with Rod running on. Mister Adler would never show up to that. He would never I thought that'd be awesome. All right, let's uh say hi to Adam. Hello, Adam, Hey Ron, how you doing this morning? I'm great. We're playing the Texas I'm sorry, we're playing the Texas Hammer Game.

Let's take a listen to some lyrics from our the legend. Mister Jim Addel old whom you've deceived, promises you bright you still believe any idea? The name of the band, name of the song that's collected soul, and the song is heavy? Is it yep? Is it yep? But it doesn't sound Yeah, it probably is. I mean, I have to take your word for it. I'm gonna have it, dude. Well done today, Adam. This is a really cool prize. This is one of my

favorite things to give away. And listen Monday Friday. It doesn't matter. They're all great. Tell them what he's won, dude. You get fifth row tickets to Say Santa the sixtieth birthday celebration for Maynard James keenan Perfect Circle plus the Firm Primus. You get them. You'll be in the fifth row. Congratulations. A good Okay, you only gotta look through four heads in front of you to see all the nonsense that's gonna be. Yeah, those are great seats, dude, those are great seats. All right? Do

you have any interest in this eclipse today, dude? Or no? I mean, to be honest, you you already won the tickets you and no, I've already I commented on your post and said, I don't care. Really. I mean, it's just it's just an eclipse. It's not just an eclipse. It's just awesome, isn't it. I mean, I've seen him before, so I mean, what you see one, you've seen them? All right? This guy, this guy you can talk about it.

You can talk about it with the people in the first five rows. Yeah, then, Adam, thanks for man, thanks for being involved with us. That means a lot to me. The answered, I appreciate it. Calling in winning so great, collective so heavy, it's the Buzz ninety four five, The Buzz that's collective, soul and heavy. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. If you're watching us on a Facebook Live or YouTube, I think we're on the X Live. It's just me by myself in here.

I think everyone thought that song was a little longer than it really is. Oh hi, Hi, we're on the air. What are we doing. We're talking on the radio. Okay, a fairly decent sized audience. I'm ready. I was in here by myself. I was just kind of chilling by myself. You're not alone anymore. It's good to have you in here. I don't feel alone at all because I'm looking Oh hi, Elex, I don't feel alone at all. So many of you chiming in on our

Facebook page this morning. My favorite I'm so sad to see it go I know I'm joining it while it's happening. I'm so sad to see it go away. It's our last week hashtag Monday selfie from shelf Federal Credit Union. I'm looking at Nurse D who's got us on the big screen. He's watching us, and she said hashtag Monday selfie. It's a great day to have a great day. That's my favorite. That morning that my kids said that to me, she of course was repeating something that I had said to her.

But the morning that my kids said that to me, it's a great data, have a great Damn, Paul, you're kidding here. Oh my god, something I said you remember? And what a thing to remember, because the things most things say your kid will remember, Alex, will be things that you're not proud of saying. That goes. That's the stuff that sticks. About ninety percent of what your kid regurgitates is stuff that they shouldn't say. Those are the things they want to repeat. Question for Tessa,

uh huh. When you're filling out this is just I'm just asking you. I'm not saying from experience, but what do you think when you're filling out a I guess you got to put in information when you're on a dating website, Okay, are you putting information to put the best light on you? Or are you putting honest information on there. What what I lean in to be very honest in my life. So I just feel that you're going to get if you're not honest, and eventually all all comes out anyway, Right,

you might as well just be honest upfront. That's a good recommend. Do you feel people do that now? I feel like people are uncomfortable in their authentic truth. I feel like it's an uncomfortable place for people to be. I feel most people, if they're filling this out, they're trying to put the best light on them, whether they're kind of you know, we've talked about we talked about shaving pounds, We've talked you know, if those

are questions. We've talked about adding inches to your height, that sort of thing. I'm just gonna throw out something out there for the fellas. Maybe you're being too honest about your interests and maybe you need to tweet them a little bit. Okay, here's what they found. This is actually pretty interesting. The top five interests for men on tender football or soccer. Okay, number one, sports, lifting, weights, bars, and comedy. Sounds

like a cool dude, Pretty straightforward. Yeah, cool dude, I want to hang out with those guys. Okay, maybe I'll hop on Tinder. Top five interests for women travel, music, movies, coffee, walking. They're not mixing, guys. I think those voices. Your top interest should be travel than music, than movies. Just change it, you know what I'm saying. Just change it to make yourself a little bit like. Stop being so honest. No, girls do not list football is one of their

interests. Some girls do, most don't. The numbers don't lie. The numbers don't lie. It's not a quarter. It's not a quarter of women that list football is one of their favorite things in their top five. I just I mean, I don't. Again, I don't see what the point of lying on these things is anyway. Everyone I get. I get. You want to look. People want to be liked, right, you want to be liked, But like your people will find you. The people will

find you, even if you put something weird and obscure on there. Your other weirdo will find you. Your male singleness and your obsession with sports is not helping you. If that's what your goal is is to hook up with someone and you're just rambling about sports and lifting weights. That's not in women's interests. Well, it's better than coffee. Listen. I don't have a problem with it. I'm just saying, if you're trying to play the numbers,

everything's a numbers game here. Why wouldn't you grab the top interest for chicks and make those your top interests. I mean, whatever works, Guys. The most overlap is fitness and workouts. That is the most common ground when it comes to what both sides have mentioned. I think that's a great place to meet someone, as the gym. I know you're talking about apps, but people that are into fitness and working out, I feel like they're both trying to better themselves. So that's a good overlap. Man, go

travel while they watch football. You walked us through a whole scenario last week with you and your little girlfriends and you approaching somebody. The gym's a great not I always heard the opposite. I always heard the opposite that that is a sanctum. I want to go there. Girls will tell me I don't look my best, I'm sweaty. I'm there for a workout. I'm not there to hook up. I've heard the complete opposite from people I have. I think, in in the time of social media, I mean just being

in public outside. I think a little human interaction is nice. Back off on the sports guys. If you're filling these things out a little bit, you know, maybe it wouldn't hurts you to rite that you like Mon Walks, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The Rod Ryan Morning Show bus by the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show, some forty one, land mines, Milk, Monday hashtag, Monday Selpie, Eclipse Day, a lot of eclipse talk. Nobody cares. But I'm gonna talk like people care.

Okay. I think asking a pole question and leaving you an option I don't care on a Monday morning, I think that's gonna be the most popular answer for anything that I ask. So you notice, sometimes when I do these pole questions and I don't care about the accuracy, I don't give you. I don't always give you the easy oh I could give. I'm too cool for that, Rod. I rarely give that option, but today I felt

it was necessary to kind of to gauge what you are feeling. Apparently, now my sister up there in the home office of north Tonawanda should be working on that. At General Motos should be working on that Corvette engine today, right? Or will she h forty on a sixty seven? People in Sue Ryan's department called in today. Oh wow, seventeen people are working on the line where they're supposed to be sixty seven today, But they're in the path

of what tottality? Yes, they're going to be in total darkness, Alex, that's a drinking totality. What are Houston's headlines? We are not in total ordered out? Yeah, you're never getting your corvette. Nobody is working today. Just what I didn't mean. Nobody's working at the motor plant in Buffalo. So okay, I know like half of people don't care, but there are millions of people that are literally going to be in this bath. Okay, So I guess they're not on Twitter. I guess they're in the

car. That's why they can't vote. Okay. The eclipse countdown is definitely on here in the United States. People will be looking up at the sky to witness it. It's the first one here since twenty seventeen. It will be the last one until twenty forty four. The path of totality, where the Sun is completely covered by the moon will cover will occur in over a dozen states, of course Texas being one of them. They're saying this is going to boost the economy here at Houston. One pm is our eclipse peak

time and it'll end at three zero one pm. So that's what's going on. Guys. People are genuinely excited about this, and people on the X genuinely aren't. The FF the FAA rather, this is a difference. Right now. We can shut Yeah, one body, tyler, We feel like a little news news better something. Well, you gotta keep Bonnie on. Let you go, Yeah, keep a rolling in the background. Progress.

The FAA is investigating. There was a Houston bound Southwest Airlines flight that had to return to Denver yesterday, So about a half hour after takeoff from Denver International, the Boeing seven thirty seven eight hundred had to make an emergency landing. There was an engine cover, it came loose and damaged part of the right wing. This is going to be another viral video, you guys are going to see bouncing around and we're justcy. Responders had to meet the passengers

on the runway. The travelers soon boarded another flight that landed in Houston around two pm. But people were really scared on board, and it just looked like that wing was just coming off, so they had to kind of, you know, make a little make a little U turn on the plane. There. I'm going to play something. I'm just wondering if you or Alex know what this is. I got this call from Brenda. Oh yeah, I went to pick her up. This is my damn, Alex, do

you know what this is? Shut up, chase us. We all got hijacked cruising down the highway. It's a baby. It's the babysitter Blues. It's Elizabeth shoe right singing. Baby is a babysitter Blues. You got a babysitter story. Yeah, this is a serious question for parents. Do you used to rely on teenagers to babies that your kids or is that an outdated

idea? Kids watching kids is becoming far less common. A lot of parents are using apps or websites just to hire adults now because they're worried that today's teenagers aren't really responsible enough. Maybe they're on TikTok getting distracted. Whatever it is, someone they's ever been responsible enough. I mean, are kids getting dumber? Kids are more distracted now? I'll say that one hundred for more options now to be distracted, that's for sure. But this was something I

did for money all through high school. I counted on my my babysitter money was like my lunch money. I spending money. I have not left London with a team yet. Really no interesting, I haven't. I think you gotta go. I think you gotta go. Case by case basis. There are some really responsible kids out there, so I wake up early, that get their stuff handled. And then there are some kids that you would never in a million years leave your kids with. Hell no, so shout out.

I just met Quinn and she said she was available, and she was looking for some babysitting gigs and she seems super responsible and she's worked with a couple of the other neighbors and they said she's brilliant. So are right. There are really smart kids, I mean, and there are kids out there that are CEOs. They have they have their own businesses, they have grown stuff, they sell things. They are focused. But then there are teens that like, you know, hey, where's my kid? Where's my kid?

No swimming, you're splashing in the first call exactly. So it is a big change. Yeah, people just aren't trusting teens to do to watch their kids. Okay, let's get please, please, let's get back to what's important. Solar eclipse movies. Okay. There to commemorate the occasion of this solar eclipse, Ultimate Classic Rock put together a list of twelve movies that features solar eclipses. I've got the top five for you. Two thousand and one, A Space Odyssey, one Little Shop of Horrors. I know the

movie, but there's an eclipse. Is that why the plant becomes what it is? I never saw Seymour musicals. Please okay, Rogue won a Star Wars story, never seen it, Apocalypto, never seen it, Fantasia, never seen it. The lists because I send him over to you, and I put a question mark number six every movie list. Nobody's ever seen Way of the Water eclipse in a way you don't know. I never saw it. Lord trop two Rater, biggest Avatar person there is. I am known

the biggest Avatar fan here, which isn't saying much. This is horrible radio. That's why I hate these lists. It's not horrible radio. I've listened to a radio show before where they've given a list and everybody said they didn't see one thing on the list. I'm like, this is the worst. No, it's said, I've seen Little Shop of Wars, but it was at night and look, the movie came out nineteen eighty six. I'm sorry, I don't remember the exact but you can't recollect anything when this shop.

When this movie was on this list, I was like, is there an eclipse in that movie? Like, well, i've seen it. I remember the eclipse part. It's an eclipment on the list. It's an eclipsed list. That's the light. Alex said, his Batman signal is not in. It's just the light. It's just a light in the sky. Great list. Awesome, Hey, I have an idea for you. There's top five songs Rod's never heard. I want you just said a timer forty one minutes

and fifty three seconds before the eclipse starts. I need you to start the Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon. Why because the closing line the sun is eclipsed by the moon as it's happening. That's that'll be timed perfectly. Man, dude, I know, I know. Yeah. Just you're welcome. I got something for that. I am so fake. Those are he was in deadlines, Like that was your real live news report on a Monday. I may even believe it. I am so fake. In the

NBA, Rockets lost the Mavericks yesterday thirty six. The loss officially eliminates the Rockets from playoff contention. In college basketball, South Carolina got by IOWA eighty seven to seventy five yesterday. And the women's National Championship game, lady, can you talk about travel or something? No that we all like the girls like I'm talking about women's sports. Oh sports? Yeah, shut up? All the chase finish the season with the perfect thirty eight and oh record.

Men's National Championship game is tonight. It'll be between Purdue and Yukon. Yukon is a six and a half point favorite heading into this one. They're also trying to become the first team to win back to back national championships since Florida did it in two thousand and six and two thousand and seven. Tip Off is at eight twenty and you can watch it on TBS. In baseball, the Astros got to win last night. They'd be the last three to one.

They'll wrap up their series with them tonight. Brammer Valdez will be on the mound for the shows going up against the Rangers. Andrew Heiny first pitched at seven to five, and you can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety That is what's going on in sports. The number is now fifty four percent of our audience. Oh yeah, because everyone just woke up. The people that aren't on the road just woke up fifteen four

percent of our audience. What best describes how excited you are for today's eclips? Answer? Not at all was totality of possibly Alex has to drink. Houston's Rock and Alternatives, The Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five, Good Morning, Rod Ryan Show, Nirvana, Lithium, Today's

the day Testa had already mentioned it in Houston's headlines. Friday, we spent some time talking about Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain, and Friday was the actual thirtieth anniversary, the date of his death, the day that he took his own life. Today is significant because today is the day that we all found out about it. Thirty years ago in nineteen ninety four, he was found dead in his Seattle home and you know, took his own life. But

this was the day the Kurt Loder MTV Generation X was. I mean, for the most part, this was the most devastating thing to us back in ninety four. This was our music, this was our generation, and he was the chosen one. He didn't want it, but he kind of was. And I know some people will disagree, but he was the guy that

was propped up the highest. There's no doubt about it that Nirvana was the biggest of the Flannel four and of the grunge and all the stuff that was happening at the time, and it was just it was the most devastating thing when it happened. So there's more on that. It does need to be mentioned that his daughter, Francis Bean Cobain, she really strung together what I guess i'd have to say, lovely words. I mean that she strung together some words. She's so well spoken, she's so well written. I wish

I knew more. I wish she was out there doing more. But she doesn't know us anything. But if you follow her, she seems like she's really adjusted coming from those two nut jobs. The fact that we don't see her all the time is just another, I think testament to her being like,

I'm just gonna live my life this whatever happened with my parents. I mean, obviously tough, right, But even if your dad was mister Rogers and your mom's Courtney Love, there's a good chance you're gonna be a nut job, okay, And she she is, so she seems so awesome. That's me from just this view. I don't know anything about her any more

than any of you. I know that she's done some writing before, didn't she do like a not an apprenticeship, but she did like a what is it called when you're like a guest blogger, almost like a guest appearance. And she was writing I think maybe for Rolling Stone, and I was enjoying all the stuff that she was writing. Yeah, she's really I wish she did more article. I wish she did more, you know. But again

that's on the music blog page as well, So there's that. I already I played you Adventures in Babysitting earlier because I knew you liked that movie. Oh a dig on, Tessa today, Sorry a dig yeah, Marvin, Oh bring it on on a Monday. Marvin Rod, you said that you've not left your kid with a team before, haven't you left her with Tessa

there cannot be much difference. Yeah, and she loved it. And we watched Lena YouTube Wizard of Oz clips all Tessa Law does a wonderful job with London, and London is always asking about her, and London did charge when we hang out. So joke's on you. What is this Is this Adventures? Nope? No, nope, not the same movie. I mean not Adventures. Don't tell mom the babysitters date. No, neither of those.

This is from the movie Empire Records. It's Rex Mannings Manning Day. I mean, it's so specific and it's not even as big as whenever A mean girls, she tells the guy the date, it's that's bigger. Oh, October twelfth, October third or something like that. Yeah, today's Rex Manning Day. If you've ever seen the movie Empire Records, which is a great movie and jen X and the music and everything. I don't remember what year, it's got to be thirty. It's got to be a thirty year old

movie too. Rex Manning character and there two people hit me up with Rex Manning Day, Happy Rex man the guy at the end. Do you remember the movie? Yeah, Empire Records Okay, So they get on the roof of the Empire Records and they sing that song at the end, like maybe going right into the very end of the movie. The girls from Katie who looks like she's always sucking on a lemon. Really, what's her name?

I don't know, big actress. She was a waitress at a strip joint here locally, she went to ut Jeez, she always looks like she's sucking on a lemon. Anyway, find that Renees Elwiger, Thank you, Renees Elwiger, Thank you. I thought the lemon would have given out a But the dude she's singing with his name is Coyote Shivers. That's his real name, that's his born name. That's what his parents named him, a Coyote Shivers. I don't know what he is, but he was a musician back

in the day. He was not an actor. But they just wanted him in that movie and they used his song and then they and they created some more words for Renee Zellweger to sing. And that version is very hard to find. You could probably see it on YouTube, but yeah, he had it. That was like a somewhat I hate to call it a hit song,

but the cover. Oh go ahead, it's just I don't remember the name of the song, but it's Coyote Shivers the front of the Empire Records, like the I don't know a record store, not the record store, just the movie cover, huh for like the vhs whatever it is. This is how kids dressing are dressing again. This is exactly how kid like this nineties whole thing back. This could be today. God with me, no hair, I would kill. I would rock some gold tips, right,

there's no tips to just dip your head and gold. There's no tips to dip cubes, dip your head in gold. Sure, all right, we should give some stuff away. Okay, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna give away tickets to Asking Alexandria. After this, don't go anywhere. Houston's Rocking Alternatives The rod Y Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five. Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz. Good morning, rod

Ryan Show. Guys, look good, you look good. Checking out the all the selfies that you guys have dropped on our Facebook page this morning at rod Ryan Show. You follow us on everything hashtag Monday selfie is today. All we're asking is you drop a picture on our Facebook page. One of you's gonna score one hundred dollars from show Federal Credit Union. They got some concert tickets coming up. There is a concert announcement today. It's not until

ten. Jeremy's had a lot of fun things happened to him. I know enough with the Jeremy. I know you get upset. You want all the announcements. I'm going to go. I know the show. I'm gonna give away tickets to a show that I cannot mention until we leave. So the concert announcement will be tied into know the show, and then you'll find out when you win tickets. All right, So that's gonna happen. There's an eclipse today. Anybody following that even though nobody cares. It's not true.

It's just most of our audience doesn't care about it. The audience, I mean, fifty three do not care. Thirty mid level excitement. Okay, everything eclipse is trending. Yeah, we are not in totality. Alex, take a drink. Drank, Alex, Oh, drink break up, dreg drink up great. Speaking of drinking, apparently, the CMT Awards were last night and there was a tribute to Toby Keith. Lady Wilson was up there on Sammy Hagar posted a picture Roger Clemens, I believe up there, Ronnie

Dunn from Brooks and Dunn up there, all pals with him. Yeah, yeah, so they were all there. They did a rendition of Red Solo Cup and they were all up there on the CMT stage cheersing. A lot of people talk about that this morning. You guys, I sent him to you and Chile. Did you see the pictures? We had a listener like in the pitot I did not. He won something on he went to like CMT dot com and he was in the pit for the show. He got

pictures of Lady Wilson and of course she looked great. But one of our listeners was in the pit last night, right, okay, okay, well let me go. I'll go search my my inbox for that and then to the folder that you don't look at from Rod. WrestleMania forty also over the weekend, so WrestleMania is now two nights. Did do like a two night thing. And my brothers were explaining this to me because of course they're watching it. I think, like Mundo goes for a month. I think he

just calls in for the year. And apparently appearances by the Undertaker John Cena came out. Jason Kelsey was involved somehow. Oh I did se him running. Okay, there you go, and that and then our Milf and the eclipse. I mean, those are like the biggest things going on on the planet right now. That's what's trending. On eighty four five of the Buzz. That Milf is good. It's really good man. Thank you. Tickets tickets to see Asking Alexandria at the House of Blues. That's this weekend.

You gotta be down to party on Saturday night. Uh, if you'd like to go, I'll take Caller ten seven, one, three, two, two, nine four five, The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four five, The Bus Rodeo Service ninety four or five, The Buzz, Yeah, yeah, yeah. The whale girl. That's cheval who's sending the paint loo. I'll sneak it in there one of these days. The Wizard never goes on vacation. The guy's always around, he's laying around. He's got a headset

on listening to us. Can you never got a headset? And eclips glasses on. Yes, I'm sure he's already that. NERD's got his eclipse glasses on. He's got a ruby cuban, his cargo shorts. He's ready to go today. It's an awesome day for him. Okayro he prob. Maybe he wouldn't even be mad about the whale girl in there today. He'd probably be okay with it clips there. I didn't even talk to him about the eclips, but he's just gotta be do you know he's jazzed Jazz's super drezz

jes. How do you wear a hat every single day here? A lot of them? No? No, No, I'm asking do you think you wear a hat every day here in the morning most days? Yeah, I would say like ninety percent. Man. So when you put one, like you put on panties in the morning, uh yeah, socks, shoes, then you just grab a hat usually. Yeah. You know why, I

know it. It's weird seeing you without one. When I go to look at your six picks and you're in the wild and you're looking like Shaggy from the Scooby Doo and you're hanging out in your house, I almosto recognize the person. Yeah, I was actually I was. It wasn't another job, but it was a thing I'm trying to do. Uh, And I had to send a head catch and good catch on that. It's not another I'm not looking at other jobs, but it was an event I'm gonna do.

And I had to send a headshot and they're like, well, don't wear a hat, and I was like, damn it, I can't find any pictures without me with a hat. Yeah. Just had to be like, am I just take a picture of me right now. I go to look at your six picks and I'm like, who's it? Did a listener send in six picks today? I don't recognize that person? Yeah, I don't know who that is. There's a guy in my gym that checks me in that looks a lot like Alex. I told you I need to snag a

picture with him. But he doesn't wear a hat, but he swear he looks like Alex. So the highlight of Alex's pictures are no hat, no hat. Yeah, yeah, that's some rare footage. I was reading that doing some reading. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you reading the dad books very intensely? How to have a be a Dad? Are you really reading that? I was reading that the picture. I was also I was reading it, but I was like, em, can take a picture of this second show. Everybody, Alex has six picks today, go check up.

You might not. You're gonna say, Rod, where's Alex's picture? That's scholarly, gentleman, that's him. That's him. There's no giants, hat or's no dumb Detroit red wings hatty. They did me the same ages. Shut up. We got Claudis. Guys. Today, we've got thunderstorms expected for the eclipse today eclipse, the eclipse e clips I know, hi today of around eighty. I didn't say it, she said. Going on, she said the tea word, Alex, you gotta drink. Good morning,

Rod, Ryan Show. Who's on the phone. Hello? Mmmmmmmm? Anybody on the phone talking to me? I'm talking to somebody. I don't know. I got one guy on the phone. Here is this you? I guess that I didn't know what I was on you. You're on the air right now. Like like advertising, I got to put out from behind the curtain. I'm sorry. Advertisers pay thousands of dollars for the amount of time that you have said nothing. Who is this Chris? Hey? Chris

good morning, you're uh whatever, right, No, it's not. Here's my bell. Hey, Chris, your color ten fantastic. Thank you so much. Ship. Well, go ahead, Chris, I'm gonna get sorry. I'm not. I'm also not Chris. Everybody's talking at the same time. Chris, you talk tell us about yourself. I just listener, just dropped my kid off to school, and I'm sorry I kept interrupting. I didn't know I was on and the bad Air. No, dude, you're

perfect. You're perfect today, I'm gonna let Tessa talk about what you've won. Go ahead, and Tessa, Yeah, since you're so perfect, we're gonna give a pair of tickets to see asking Alexandre at the house. Thank you for calling, and you know what, I think you're a a light. Thank you so much. I'm I'm super thrilled. I appreciate it. Now. I don't care about you anymore. You dropped off the kid. How old is the kid? He's nine years old? Okay, I'm thinking

a nine year old is excited about the eclipse today. Are they doing stuff in school for it? Oh? Yes, they had an announcement everything they got the glasses. There was a provisions slip as well. So, oh what the person slip? Oh no, no, no, no, I didn't know I needed a permission slip if I wanted her to opt out of it. So so I think I didn't have to hope I did not to sign any opting out of going outside and looking at it. Yes, they have to give you that option. Now, that was like part of cool.

It's like, this is the activity we're doing today, dude, they said, No, I'm dumb. I didn't know that they send a fire truck to your house if a kid brings a peanut butter sandwich into school. You know, I mean every day, all right, Chris, thank you for being on the show today. Appreciate you listening. Well, thank you so much. I'm super thriller. I really appreciate it. Great rest to your day. So glad we have Chris on today. What a nice guy.

Chris, you should drop a picture on our Facebook page. I know you're talking to Chili. Now drop a picture on our Facebook page. The selfie is my favorite thing. It's our last Monday too. Crying inside. This has kind of been circulating for a while, but it's the same people that were asking adults should they be allowed to order from the kids menu. So they were talking about a lot and there's a little lot of our audience.

It deals with going out to eat. A lot of people are spending money on eating out, and it's at an all time high, and the prices are at an all time high right now, Well, this number doesn't surprise me. For those of you on the show here, do you spend more than or less than two thousand, five hundred dollars a year dining out? Oh? Easily? Easily? What? Easily? Yes? Over? Over? Okay, the question was over or under? Over? Way over?

Probably? I know it's more than two grand. I know it's more than three grand, probably, Alex, do you spend more than five? Probably? I know. Here's what Alex is going to ask. Does it include like the door dash and all of that. Is that counted as easy eating out even though you're eating in? I think so? Should that count bringing out in? Because here's where they're kind of looking at it. A third of the people are eating three meals out a week. Okay, that's

about fifty one dollars each time. It's fast casual restaurants around three times a month, and fast food average four times a month. That's the average person, and that's where we're getting twenty five hundred dollars a year on eating out. So I really didn't mention the stuff being delivered to your house. So let's just keep it at that. Are you spending over or under two five hundred dollars a year dining out? You feel like you're right at that?

Probably I would say I'm going under that. I'd be under that because a lot of stuff's coming in. Yeah, you're the delivery included the DoorDash, Like I've cut out door dash pretty much this year. So if we if I asked you to put the door dash number in there, last year, it was definitely over over twenty five hundred. I would if you include DoorDash this year, it's it's I'm on pace to be way under that. I was going to do this as a pole question, but I don't think people

would be honest about it. Meaning I think about sitting down with a guy like Hell, the financial advisor. What he'll do is he'll put you on a little assignment. If you ever sit down with a guy like Hell, he's gonna have you write down budget. He's gonna have you write down everything you spend money on. You have to kind of sit there and do it. And that's what blows people away, how much money they spend. When you write down every Amazon, every single cup of Call and everything. He's

gonna have you write that down. He needs to see what's going out and what's coming in. You sit down with a nutritionist, Okay, you sit down with trainer Randy, he's gonna have you write down all the food that you eat, calories in, calories out, and you're gonna look at it, and you're gonna write down every Doctor Pepper. I don't think people think they spend twenty five hundred dollars because oh it's just McDonald's. It's that they

don't feel it adds up. And that's why I didn't think I would get an honest like I didn't do it as a poll question. Yeah, most people are gonna go, oh, I don't spend that much. Yeah you do. Yeah, yeah, you probably do. We really do. If you go into that fast food thing three four times a month, of course it adds up. And you know what, I don't really eat fast food. Like I go to nice restaurants and I'll pay a lot, I know sometimes because I'm like if I'm gonna go out. I want to dress up,

I want to eat nice, so like I'll go all out. I'll have a pretty high bill. But yesterday on the way back from Corpus, I mean Texas stop sign, Harry, I mean all the way out, gotta do it. Are you talking about money being spent on you or you spending I'm spending, Okay, I'm asking there's a difference there. Spending is chili over or under? He'll think he's under. I think. I think

Christina cooks at home a lot. I think he's under. Well. I don't know, though, because then on the weekends he hits that bar, that bar tab uh huh. That bartab didn't go up. And we're not talking drinks, so you're off the hook. I'm not asking you what you're spending on alcohol. I'm asking about food. Chili twenty five hundred dollars a year over or under? Under? Under? Like this year has been different, like my eating habits of change. So I'm eating more at home.

Yeah, and my bar closed And he used to go yeah and eat thirty dollars all you can eat crawfish on Sundays. Yeah, Why I no longer own Lucky's on the West side. Right, your business went out of business, so that was thirty dollars every Sunday. He is not my fault at least for the season. Yeah, I was getting my moneys. Yeah you are, I'm under really, I'm on. Yeah, I don't eat out. Three times a week is a lot. I love eating out of me. I don't eat out, and then I go with my family. I

pick up that check one time, Mike, have we there? Family puts a hurt on you? How many at the table? Six? At least are you paying for the brother's girlfriend? Now? Is she like in inn? Yes, she's in. She's in. She's in big time. Me and my brother will usually rotate, and I'm like, man, I kind of want to get usually breakfast a little cheaper. I'm like, I'll get breakfast, Well, get lunch, you get dinner. If anything, you're all off the hook. I'm just saying this is a little exercise to ask

yourself. You're listening this morning, are you over or under? Twenty five hundred dollars a year is the average on what Americans are now spending on eating out. Sounds like a lot of money to me. Rock and Alternative to The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am. The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, Ryan's Show. That's my own worst enemy. Happy Eclipse Day, everybody. It's also milk Monday hashtag Monday Selfie on our Facebook page. Last one man, you guys look great. Thank you

keep dropping those selfies. Good luck. I'm one of that one hundred dollars from Shell Federal Credit Union. Fifty chance of thunderstorms today. I know no one wants to take well, most of you who don't care. Some of you don't want to hear that because it could affect how we're going to see the eclipse. Even though we are not in alex Get your drink ready,

we are not in totality. That's a drink for you. So Cloudy's guys, thunderstorms fifty percent chance high today of around eighty All right, Tessa, what one final time? Houston's headlines, please one final time. Millions of people will be looking up at the sky today to witness this smallar eclipse. Millions of people. None, No people on our show, obviously, no people that listen to this show. No. Fifty percent of our audience doesn't

care. According to our poll question this morning. Well, the economy is going to see a boost because of it, because experts are forecasting upwards of a one point five billion dollars boost to businesses. If you're in that eclipse corridor is our sweet spot of a time for Houston, our forecast. I'm just gonna say, it could be. It could be way better. I mean, it could be. It's all. It could always be worse. It could be way better. Okay, they're saying the e cliff's going to

peak at one forty and at three oh one pm. But yeah, there's might be some cloud coverage, just a bed. We're gonna hope for the best. NASA is going to be launching some rockets from a Virginia facility. They're going to be studying how our atmosphere is affected during the solar eclipse. So scientists are i mean pun intended. They're over the moon. They're they're over the moon, under the moon, covering the moon about this. They're

very excited. So they're also gonna here's all the humor on this one. You might want to say some of that for your TV show. They're going to try to determine if a loss of sunlight can disrupt radio community satellite communication. As far as we know, our cell phones will not be affected. Because yeah, people were asking, can I share an email with you? Hi Rod, I'm Ashlee with a double E. I moved to the East Coast five years ago, but I'm still an avid listener. I'm tuning in

every day via iHeartRadio. My cousin who's also a listener. We just flew into see the eclipse. We're on our way to Niagara Falls, and we both realized how close north Tonawanda was here we are. They took just like that, they took a picture under the welcome to north Tonawanda sign. I wanted to send this in for a selfie Monday. I wasn't sure if that was still a thing. We tried to see the Carousel Museum but it was closed, but we do we do say that your hometown was very nice and

peaceful. So I just posted this on our Facebook page. A couple listeners stopping by north Tonawanda check it out. I mean, I'm good for the economy. We're sending twos and threes of people to north Tonawanda. It's all over. I know, I kind of said the economy stuff already, but lodging, travel, Airbnb, hotels A. I mean, these are businesses that are seeing major benefits because of these travelers. I should have asked where

they're staying, because there's no hotels in Niagara Falls, Buffalo everything. It's that's totality Elex' drink. Oh yeah, I just just to park in like the Hill Country. If you want a parking spot in some area, it's like one hundred bucks just to hang out. So yeah, so that's what's going on there. And then I wanted to remind everyone to be careful on

the roads today, slow down, especially before and after the eclipse. The steid He found there was a brief but significant thirty one percent jump in accidents surrounding the big eclipse in twenty seventeen. That translates to an extra crash every twenty five minutes and one additional fatality every ninety five minutes. Now, most of those crashes probably weren't caused by the eclipse itself. People think experts think it had more to do with all the extra traffic, which again we're talking

about other factors. People are driving on routes they're unfamiliar with, people are speeding to get to their viewing area on time. Drivers are getting distracted by the eclipse. Itsel pedestrians viewing the eclipse from the side of the road, more drunk drivers because of eclipse related celebrations. So I mean this path of totality, Yeah, there's more. There's gonna be more crashes around that area.

Get that Will Ferrell clip from old School. There's a freak out clip because when it gets dark outside, I think there's somebody there's gonna be at least one person that freaks Oh. Yeah, it's going to get dark in the areas of totality. Yeah, Alex, that's a drink for you. It's a drink for you. Speaking of the pathos totality, loved birds are flocking to that site to get married. They're going to get hitched. People are saying I do during this cosmic event. People are headed to Texas,

people are headed to Arkansas, tiff and Ohio. Hundreds of couples have registered to tie the not they some people plan to do the ceremony like during the eclipse. And then on the other hand, you have a poll asking more than thirty five thousand people if they're hoping to see this total eclipse, and twenty six percent of people said yes, they've made plans to witness it.

Another twenty seven percent say they probably won't catch it, they probably will catch it, but don't have specific plans, and then another eighteen percent say they'll miss it, but they wish they could witness it. What are people say? That's all we care about is our audience? Okay, about this national fourteen percent of people nationally don't give a fraud. Oh ours is fifty three percent that don't care at all about it, And sometimes I get worried about

leaving that as an option, but I had to. Fifty two percent of our audience don't care at all, thirty nine percent have a mid level excitement, and there's only eight point five that are like nerding out, that are extreme. You like to see the young people excited about it. I feel like younger people maybe it's their first one. Kids are learning about it in school. My kids learning about it in school, so from kindergarten on up. I mean, you know, it's a big day for schools. It's

exciting. Okay. So before we left for the weekend on Friday, we had talked about it being the thirtieth anniversary of the death of Kurt Cobain, but the news really didn't break till he was found three days later. So today technically is the thirtieth anniversary of when music fans got the news. We have a MTV's Kurt Loader. He was a news reporter at the time. Oh you want to hear that? Yeah? Please? Now you were what eight years old when this happened. I believe so thirty years ago? Yeah,

nine ish, almost nine. Time Kurt Loder with an MTV News special report on a very sad day. Kurt Cobain, the leader of one of the rock's most gifted and promising bands, Nirvana, is dead. And this is the story as we know it so far. Cobain's body was found in a house in Seattle on Friday morning. He was dead of an apparently self inflicted shotgun blast to the head. Police found what it is said to be a suicide note at the scene, but have not yet divulged its contents.

Cobain, who was twenty seven, had reportedly been missing for about six days, according to his mother. So you know, there's a certain generation that Elvis died and that was their guy that everyone remembers. Then there was John Lennon. I mean, I'm talking about musicians now Ken and all that stuff, but you know, not including nine to eleven. I'm talking about rock stars. There was Elvis, then there was John Lennon, then it was

Kurt Cobain. That a certain generation was there and remembers everything about that day. I happened to be that person. I remember every single thing about that day. Wow. Yeah, the day that it was announced on the radio and then boom, everybody went to the TV. That's all they were covering. And then they showed Seattle. People went to some park and then they played some recorded message. Courtney Love like was on the phone crying and like she was giving it. I mean, raw, raw day of finding out

that her husband passed away. Wow. Yeah, what a day that I'll never forget. Yeah, we have this is on the music blog page. There's also Francis ban Cobain's touching tribute to her dad as she posted that on Friday as well. So we have links to all of that. And those are Houston's headlines. And I think the next generation was you know, it was probably Lincoln Park, probably Chester. Yeah, that where people were just that was their guy, you know, he was he was a guy like

Kurt that people just looked up to. All Right, what you got? In the NBA, the Rockets lost the Mavericks yesterday one forty seven, one thirty six. The loss officially limited them from playoff contention. They'll have a day off before playing the Magic tomorrow night. In college basketball, South Carolina beat Iowa eighty seven to seventy five yesterday and the women's National Championship game, the Lady game Cocks finished the season with a perfect thirty eight into record.

Congratulations to them. The men's National championship game is tonight between Perdue and Yukon, and Yukon is a six and a half point favorite. Yes, will you do a news story tomorrow and you'll say that the women's game had more viewers than the men's game. Is that even possible because it's in prime time? Because the game was on Sunday afternoon yesterday, and then the men's are on tonight in prime time, But the men are also on TBS and not

ABC, So I would get that that does favor the women's game. What's your guess? What? What? What game gets more eyes on it? I still think the men's But do you think so, but that would be the reason not. I don't think that the women's game will have beaten the IO LSU game though. I think that was rightber one that I don't think anything's going to beat that number, gotcha. But I think the comparison that was going to be tonight and yesterday's game, yeah too, that's gonna be

a big one, definitely. So it was a great game yesterday. I watched it. I didn't watch it. I don't watch a lot of best Yes, my brothers to keep me posted. Yeah, and they were everyone's talking about at breakfast, all the dudes at the table. Actually, it was great game to watch. Yeah. Yeah. In baseball, the Astros got to win last night. They beat the Rangers three to one. They're wrap up their series with the Rangers this evening. Framber Bell doesn't been the

man for this DROs going up against Andrew Heeny. First pitched at seven oh five. And you could listen to the game on our sitter station, Sports Talk seven ninety That is what's going on in sports. Thank you, Rock and Alternative us to the Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM, The Buzz ninety four, The Balls, Good Morning, Rob Ryan Show, Green Day Boulevard and Broken Dreams. Supp Sup, I'll get a concert announcement. We don't. Jeremy does, and I'm stealing it. D get off me.

I'm taking it. You can never have anything. We're going to He had world premieres last week, two of them. The heck we're stealing counting. I'm standing there. You are with nothing, okay, with nothing? He had two world premiers last week. We are gonna give away tickets to the show. I won't be able to tell you what it is. Hopefully, by the time you win those tickets, it'll be close enough to ten that I can kind of I can squeeze it in, squeak it, I

kind of squeeze it in there. So that's how we're gonna do this concert announcement. I've got thirty seconds. The Mars tickets coming up for you. Uh in just a little bit. Alex has six picks. I thought you were doing some crawfish with the boys. Yeah, friend Darren and his wife Amanda hostis pourth annual crawfish toil. It is that your first crawfish since retiring

from the Great or the Dumbest crawfish like weekly thing that whatever? What is it that you did the cow a crawfish, the Streak, the iron Man Streak, the streaks two hundred and eight straight weeks of crawfish? You had to have crawfish once a week? Was there a minimum? Did you have to at least get one pound? At least like that? So? Was this the first time that you had it since you retired? And it was awesome? You never said that you were never gonna eat crawfish again. You

just said the streak, the streak is over. I'm not gonna eat it every week. So was it good or did you have any kind of a weird flashback? Did you start? Did you take a bite of a crawfish and start swinging and elbows were flying like you freaked out? No? It was delicious. Darren made a great, great crawfish. Boy. I was hoping for a freak out. Oh no, no, no, Now like when you can just enjoy it instead of it being like a ash hose to keep it going, Yeah, it's more enjoyable. You didn't ruin, It's

what I'm saying. The reason you did is because you love crawfish and taking a little break from it was I thought maybe you would have ruined yourself, like, I don't think I would want to do. I don't know. I think I could eat pizza every week. I could, I could do pizza every day I had to. I might be able to do pizza every day, multiple different kinds. Don't tell fat boy that, just do it. No, Shrubs does not need to eat pizza every day. Gus doesn't

honor. All right, dude, they have no honor. Alex's alex is six picks. Nobody cares about the eclipse. Well, fifty two percent of our audience does not care about the eclipse. I don't know allow eclipse will drop darkness. I thought you were going to say the sun was in your eyes, the land of the midnight sun, in the sunshine in front of the sun, ribbon of darkness seventy miles wide. The sun is scorching, and I'm very fair skinned. Sunshine, you have a shine in the sunshine.

We said Soundgarden was kind of eclipsy song. Huh yeah? Black did we say black holesung? That counts today? Yeah? Well, if our view blows, I've got something for you, and it's imagine the internet being what it is if you can't see the full eclipse today, which we're not even in Totality Drink Alex. There's a few different ways to watch online. Three things you must see. First thing on there, Okay, NASA's got a live YouTube stream, of course they do. There's something called the Virtual

Telescope Project that's showing it. And then there's a website that I've linked to that I've asked Tilia to link to Timeandate dot com and they've got their own feed. So there's feet. I know, nothing's going to be cooler than being outside with your glasses on and looking at it. But if you can't, then this is something that maybe you could do. What did I say,

my sister's department. So my sister's up in Buffalo where they're getting Totality Elex drink sixty seven people in her department at General Motors, and there's seventeen people there this morning. It's a huge deal up there. Yesterday was a perfect day. It was perfectly clear. They got clouds today at Niagara Falls, so there's a million people there. We got listeners that stopped by north Tonawanda that sent in a picture. I was so great to see that.

And you know this has been on the books for a long long time that this eclipse was going to be happening. As a matter of fact, this is a clip that we have for you. Three things you must see. Forty five years ago, in nineteen seventy nine, a total solar eclipse cut across the US. Okay Dallas TV station, February twenty sixth, nineteen seventy nine. Here she is, and nope, here she is. You miss today's eclipse. You'll have another chance in the year twenty twenty four. That's

the year that Texas will see a total solar eclipse. This is Pat Couch, the Texas News. Pat Couch is a genius. This is Pat Couch. Pat Couch called this. She nailed it. She knew exactly when we were gonna get this again. Yeah, shout out to Pat Couch. I don't know anything about her, but big ups. That was from nineteen seventy nine. They knew it was going to happen. Inventor the couch. The nerds are so bad. Invented the couch. The nerds are so good with

those numbers. She's so good. What else we got it house, We've got eclipse movies that nobody, none of us have seen any of them. That list is on links and guests, I mean, every fun fact about the eclipse, our poll question, all of that is on the world famous Rod Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com. Fifty two percent of our audience is tuning out of all of this chatter, all of it. You're not listening to any of it. I'm ready for it. I'm excited the Buzz

Rocky and all tearn Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am, ninety four to five the Buzz. Chillie comes walking in here. He's like, did you tell people to call? Why is everybody calling for thirty seconds the Bars tickets. I said, well, Alex and I were talking about Hulu and Disney plus, you know, being bundled up. I'm in the middle of our commercial. I told people to call. I thought it was a great commercial. Lot it was. Yeah, I covered a lot of ground

in the middle of a commercial. I'm like, oh wait a minute, Uh you got a call for the thirty seconds the Mars tickets. Good morning? Hello? Oh hi Bamy? Yeah? Hi? Who's this is Amy? How are you hello? Amy? Apparently you heard me in the middle of our commercial to say to call for tickets. You'll know you'll never mess up. That's awesome. No, of course we never mess up and still haven't. Would you give her the tickets please? Of course? How about

thirty seconds to and Afi Wood and Civilian? Those are yours? Whoa? Jared's so pretty exciting? He really is pretty. Yeah, he's pretty Jared Jesus, Oh my god, get lost in those dreamy blue eyes. That's right, yes, all right, thank you so much, man, thank you for for being awesome today. Are you gonna look? Are you gonna get out for the eclipse? Do you? Are you one of these that don't care what's going on? What's happening with you? You know, I'm

going to peek out. I'm gonna pie, I'm going to go outside. I mean, I'm all the public. I'm going to be the dummy that just put on regular sunglasses. But now I know he's a special one. Thank you, Amy, all right, Amy, don't just look at it. They're two said to sunbof Don't line Kid's Alex Online ninety four five The mud. They say, if you are in totality, you can take off the glasses and drink and have a drink. You want a drink, I'm

not how many is that now? I don't I haven't counted thirty seven six. I've not been counted. I'm keeping track. You owe thirty seven drinks more than that totality's been saiding now thirty eight times? What are you doing for aol time? Well, hey, why not do an eclipse themed one because maybe you don't get a chance to watch it today. So I just gave you an eclipse that already happened. It happened in Antartica. You go watch it right now. But I already saw the eclipse already happened. Alex

has been doing this impression of the news reporters on the scene. Go ahead, Alex his little taste. But why is he doing it when we're in commercial break. There's people that are doing it. There was only a venue that he could showcase his talents to the world. All this comedy gold is happening in the room that we're in. It. No, you think it

was that fun and he's making fun of everybody. He's making fun of everyone on TV today is just where they do the back to back shots where they're like, we're here in Cleveland and these people are gonna be looking up later now to you guys in Detroit, Wow, because you have also gathered here in a field where they would be looking up later today. Now to you guys in Houston. Okay, well it's lucky cloudy, but people have gathered

from all over and hotels are booked solid. They'll be looking up now to you guys, No, don't forget not to stare directly into the Sunday guys, straight in the silent. Finally earn your paycheck. There you go. This is how will they check it out? This is how alex entertains us while commercials are playing. Oh yeah, this just just dances around and it makes fun of people on TV. Pretty good. All right, this is

that new one from twenty one Pilots. It's called Overcompensate. Of course, it's on ninety four to five The Buzz, ninety four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Still loving that twenty one pilot song over Compensate. Helpe, you're up to a great start to your day. I put up something that was eclipse related, you know, funny meme on our Instagram, and one guy said he canceled his way over priced room in Round Rock. He said, as soon as he saw the weather report. He

said. He goes, I think a lot of people are gonna be upset today. This is not me, this is him. A lot of people a gonna be upset today. He goes, I'm not spending that money and I'm not getting on the road if it's not gonna if I'm not gonna see what I'm driving out there to see. Wow, I just retweeted the guy that said he's been waiting for six years for this. He has this spot he just wants He says, the clouds are kind of letting him down.

He really wants him to break. Yeah, so wait, since nineteen seventy nine for this. E been waiting since seventy nine, since your aunt's couch, reporter couch. Your dad was like making out with your mom, Okay, like like, well, yeah, but at negative years old, I was still looking for it. Nobody cares about this with a name. Your dad was asking your mom to the Enchantment of the Sea dance. Okay, you weren't even thought about but I was still thinking about the eclipse. Though.

Where are you now? You were? It's just always been on your mind. I was born think about He's never not It's always in I'll still be thinking about it. He's just swimming around in his dad's ball bag, thinking about the eclipse. You guys know me big eclips yet just doing laps. You better not look up. I have some glosses for you. Look so hard. You better not speaking of ball bags. Only this, only this dumb show, and only yes, I'm leaning in. What what say

you? There was an earthquake on the East Coast that we didn't talk a whole lot about, but it was very, very big news. Forty two million people both felt a four point eight earthquake hit the East Coast on Friday. One story from that. He's thirty three years old. His name is Justin Allen. He lives in Pennsylvania, just outside of Philadelphia. Okay, so the epicenter was in New Jersey for this earthquake. He's about forty miles

from the epicenter. What's he doing while in Earth while a four point eight earthquake is going off? What is he doing? He's right in the middle of a vasectomy. Oh, no, sead, Okay, it's a twenty It's a twenty minute surgery. Ten minutes in earthquake. There's all kinds of sharp objects down and around and he's got stuff going on in the middle. What do you do? What did he do? You're awake during that, Pacie Jose. They don't put you under, Okay, so he's awake,

that's normal. He thought maybe a train was going by, and then somebody, the doctor said, is that an earthquake? Now? They immediately stopped what they were doing. Okay. Uh. He thought they were joking to lighten the mood. He thought they were just you know, like, oh, you know, it's bedside doctor humor. Hope we don't have an earthquake. While I'm cutting down here. It looks like Justin may never have kids again. You're not you're you're please say you're kidding. Well, because the

vasectomy was a success, he's not gonna have kids anymore. Okay, it was a success. That's what that's when you go. That's why you got That was I got her. That was me saying that everything went fine, all right, wonderful. By the way, In case anybody's keeping score, he's got two kids. He's done. So he got on Twitter as soon as they gave him his phone back, and in all caps and effing earthquake happened in the middle of my desectomy and then I gotta put and then he

put a quit a picture of himself up there. So if you'd like to, I mean, if you want to see what Justin looks like's that is his name, Justin, Yeah, Justin Allen. I have this story on the world famous rod Ryan shopey at buzz dot com. He will not be having any more kids because of this earthquake and the vistactomy part. You're listening to The rod Ryan Show on ninety four five The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz. I guess we're just gonna play all the Chili pepper songs this morning.

Huh yeah, why not. We're doing them all. We're running through the catalog. Sure, good morning. I hope you're up to a great start to your day. Tie him. I'm excited, great, Dave to have great day. It's a great day to have a great day. I was reminded of that today from Nurse d right on her hashtag hashtag Monday selfie. Yes, that's one of my all time favorites. It's our last one for a while. So you guys are really making good use of your time.

Thank you for dropping all those pictures. I'm going through all them. I love every single one hashtag Monday selfie thanks to our friends over at shelf Federal Credit Union. I know Chili's body. Yeah he shuts down at around nine point fifty. Oh, that's true with the Monday selfie thing. So uh, you got a little over ten minutes if you want to drop a picture. Weatherwise today, fifty chance some thunderstorms with cloudy skies, highs of

around eighty. You got another one of these Javiers doesn't care today. Good morning, brother Rob put me down as I don't care. Eclipse doesn't make a difference. I black out every day. Time for another one? Nice? What it takes the time to write that email? Like? So wild? Okay, so not Alex's six picks nothing to do with the eclipse. Looking at girls, I don't think I have anything eclipse on there. I

got Megan thee Stallion. She's now doing a toorking challenge. Ah, she was running around saying, she was running around saying that you know she like nobody better challenge me. I got the best ass on the Instagram, right, those are her words. So well, now she's going for her fanny. Now she's claiming her fanny's the best thing on the Instagram. So he's like, She's like, show me different. Now girls are sending in twerking videos. It's brilliant. I mean, if only we could have somebody to

working on our Instagram and then we could have girls sending twerking videos. You might need to hire someone younger. How old is Meghan the Stallion. She's probably thirty three, late twenties. Let's see, Alex, how old is Meghan the Stallion. I'm gonna say twenty eight, twenty seven. Yeah, I think we're in the ballpark twenty nine. Okay, there you go. Uh so that's not eclipse. A little bit on three things you must see. Sixty six points sixty sixty six double horns is eclipse. There is a

story on there. And tell me if you like this, Mishka the Dog, you should. The dog already love it. San Diego wandered off. Mishka the Dog wandered off from San Diego last year, turned up in Detroit. That's two thousand miles. That's two thousand miles. And Michigan's not talking right, But how'd you get here? Exactly? Just for once, say something that we understand, And Mishka is not talking. They have no idea how how she got to Detroit. The owners flew there picked her up.

They said they put up over a thousand flyers with no luck locally. That's because Mishka was not local. But they never lost any hope. So there's some non eclipse things that are on the website, but there is a lot of eclipse stuff real quick from Dallas. Matthew brother Rod. I live in clear Lake, but I've been working up in Dallas for a little while. Here listening to you guys today, hearing that most of eachtown doesn't care about

the eclipse. Let me tell you Dallas cares, because why tear in the path of Dallas? They are That's two drinks for Alex. There have been signs out for almost two weeks now bars rest eclipse parties free pair of eclipse glasses with a purchase of filling the blank. Some places are closing down for it. Even my work is telling us not to even come in work from home. They don't want us out on the roads with the eclipse crazies.

Even the highway warning signs are warning people stopping of not you know, don't stop in the middle of the road, dummy. One sign I noticed was at the BUCkies in Innis warning that their parking lot lights were not turning on during the eclipse. So it's going to be very dark in the parking lot. It's crazy up here. Make sure to let everyone know to be safe out there, and tell Alex Totality it's Maddy p listening. So yeah,

that's my sister said. Everyone's going crazy up in Buffalo and Niagara Falls. If you're in that Totality path, drink then you're losing your mind. If you have clear skies. The weather's a big deal for people right now, especially here in Texas. What have we given away? I know the shoom I left a pair of tickets for a show that hasn't announced yet. Yeah, yeah, most said it. Don't say it. There's a concert announcement coming up at ten. We're gonna give away tickets to that concert on no

the show, and I'll be able to talk about it. Okay, all right, all right, maybe a minute or two before ten HOS Rock Houston's Alternative All Day and the Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five, the buzz. All right, now, I gotta dance around for about ten minutes here, dance monkey. I know, right, there's a concert announcement coming that I'm totally stealing. Yeah, so we can still run through the motions here of know the show. Do you want to do that? I mean

knew you want to just take that over? No? Good, Well, no I can't. I can't. Only la la la la la la la la la l l L better. I like your work, all right, I just can't say what it is. But you're gonna want these tickets, you know. I'm not going to steer you wrong for concert tickets to be announced for the announced that Rod is stealing momentarily tickets soon. I love you, Jerry, Jeremy, love you big Jeremy Benson. I'm a fan.

What's your question for these concert tickets that we don't know what they are yet? My question is playing in the numbers game? What is Rod suggest you guys put in your profile as your hobby? He says, you just take this, replace this with this, bing bang boom. You got yourself a date? Yeah, I need to change up a few of your interests. Yeah, why those things are all full of lies. Anyways, I'm just kidding. I'm giving you a couple of good lies. Five nine four five

for this concert that I'm gonna announce soon. Hey, Alexa, play ninety four point five the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Get ninety four point five bus station from iHeartRadio The Rod Ruggan Show on ninety four five, wake out the buzz four or five bus, Good morning, Hi. Sorry, we were all air guitar and so I couldn't get to the turn on the mic. Good morning, what's up? Rod Ryan Show? That was breaking Benjamin and the Diary of Jane, not the concert announcement. Wouldn't do that, But I

do have a concert announcement. What time is it? Nine nine fifty six? Yeah, gotta give me a minute too, You gotta give me just a couple of minutes. I stretch. We call that here, just like this floor director. Yes, just stretch that I did. I took one TV class in college, and I remember stretching. Did they do they really still do that? Yeah? They tell you to stretch, Yeah, stretch it out. Not usually me. His mind's usually, Hey, wrap up

your gappers, Let's wrap it up. That's enough talking. They do a wrap sign and then they point to the mouth. Wrap your mouth, zip your little lips. Cloudy skies today thunderstorms, fifty percent chance of the rain. You guys all know all this. Let's go I know this show on ninety four five The buzz La La La La la la la la la La La La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. All right, good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Who's this? Do do Do? Do do? Who's on the phone?

Maybe I didn't hit the right button. Oh that's me, that's all me. Sorry, Good morning, Good morning, hie. Who's this Norma? Okay, we're gonna have to just hang out for a minute. Is that cool? Sure? Let's save you won the tickets first? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, right. I can't tell you what they are, but let's see if you won the tickets. I got a concert announcement. Here, make sure I got the Oh, I do have the announcement. Okay, what's your question? Hey it's Norma? Right, Yeah, okay,

Norma? Tell me? Wait what was my question? Its segment? Okay, hold on, hold on, I can remember what did no? No, I got it? I got it? What did Rod suggest? The guys ditch from their profile on their dating sites and and then put this in instead? They like sports and nanty things and say they like coffee and girly things like travel walks on the beach. I love astrology, dude, one, I'm really the whole concert announcements dealing really threw me off on that one.

I love all the months with the fish and the weights and the naked girl flying in the air and the crab. I love them all, Astrology, Thank you, thank you well Norma got these tickets? I love blaming her what they are? Things? The stars? I love it me too. Crystals there, Norma, what's your what's your excitement level on this eclipse? That I tend would be like, you're losing your mind? You can't wait to see it? One? You don't care. It's so cloudy that

it's like a four. I haven't been outside yet, so yeah, I what does it look like out there? It's pretty cloudy? All right? Now that you think you got a good track here, I hope so nailed it. Do you want to live, Norma? You want tickets to go see the Struts? Oh my god, yeah, there you have it. The Struts Live July twenty third House of Blues. I mean, I don't know what else I can say about how great these guys are live. How

awesome they are. They're like our superpals. The Struts Live July twenty third. House of Blues tickets go on sale this Friday at ten am through ticket Master locations. Says here. Show announces at ten am and not a minute earlier. Well, it's a minute earlier. Normal. I wanted to give you those tickets, all right, So I hope you're not mad that I went early. All right, We'll have a great time at the show. Okay, thank you man, thank you so much. Yeah, that's it.

Jeremy's pissed. Jeremy is so mad. It's over you. Sorry, Jeremy, I love you. You literally could have been him, right yep. So Jacob was beat by Sexy James. He did send in pictures. I tweeted him out. I think he's spoken for it because he sent in one with a lady and that's the one I tweeted out. Oh yeah, yeah. He's a big dude, gigantic. Sexy James is a mountain of a man. He's gonna go for win number two tomorrow. In the fresh out of ed head to head alex Is six picks. Yeah, those did

very very well. He was like neck and Nick with the milf today Texas hammert Thank you to the Great Texas Hammer for helping us out every Monday totality. You just wanted me to say one more time. Alex is so drunk he had to drink all every time we said totality, Alex took a shot. Monday selfies. Chili's still here? Or did he go to the eclipse? Did he go to the hill country? Are you? Are you here? Chili? I tune you out after you said clips at six am.

You don't have any interest in the eclipse today. You'll be sleeping during it. Yeah, the eclipse would be Chili's billy over the TV screen. Bro Blue Blood's, Hey, the bills, the bills don't stop. You still gotta work. You still gotta pay bills. So got a nap? Yeah, I mean, you know, like they used to say, pimping's hard work work. Yeah, okay, I mean it's hard out there for pimp Who won the Monday selfie? Holly? It was Holly. Let me forgot

her last name, but Holly not gonna here anymore. Yeah, Holly Brooklyn. Okay, she's a police officer. Oh that's awesome, and that's why I picked her because she was in take you a picture in the uniform, so I was like, nope, awesome, I love it. Yeah, great job, Thank you to show Federal Credit Union. It's six weeks of hashtag Monday selfie. It was fun. Today was the last one. So we'll put it on hold. We'll come back and do it again. I

love doing it tat Tuesday Tomorrow five four three two one. We're counting down for the the Pussifer slash perfect circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that stuff. So yeah, we're counting down in the first five rows. So tomorrow will be roll four and I think that will be in one of the hours that we're on with you. Okay, great. Jeremy doesn't have a constant announcement, but he will have the NonStop nooner. Thank you anyone

that is kind of like getting in. We got a couple of golf teams left, so please, I know everybody's excited, well half of you are excited, or some of you are excited about this eclipse today. I've got three golf teams and that's leaving money on the table if you want to play golf with us. It looks like the weather's gonna be just fine for Wednesday, So hit me up or Chili's got a link up for you. Test

us on Houston Life at one o'clock today. That's it. We're on a twenty hour break everybody, I mean, listen, just behave yourself during the eclipse, all right, just behave yourselves. We'll be back here tomorrow morning. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of the show today, All the Good Stuff will Be podcast, check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan showpage at the buzz dot com.