THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/12/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Headlines Ronnie The Swinger ain’t getting off that easy, his girl is on hold
Headlines Did you see the fight in downtown Greenville this past weekend? Oh you know we got the video Did you hear about the girl with two vaginas? This is not a joke haha
This Truth and Consequences featured a tattoo artist who is done with this client and he definitely ain’t gonna give him his new tattoo he wants. Don’t know if we’ve broken up tattoo artists and clients before but here we go, HA
Hire us for a theme haunted house, we got great ideas Headlines with whatever the fuck Paige picked out, probably some celebrity bullshit HA Sports with UFC’s HUGE new streaming deal with Paramount Plus
A full Monday edition of TRG
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is Open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Headlines The Mail Sack is back with more answers than you can handle: send your questions, comments, complaints, to theriseguys@aol.com and YOU could be on the next Sack
A call to action for our Chattanooga P1’s Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s Ronnie the swinger’s girlfriend, and she’s got some things to clear up about Ronnie’s call last week
Fat Boy and Matt both have different times they say are the perfect times to grocery shop, plus Paige reminds us she could never eat an animal she’s friends with.. this seems to be triggering for some reason lol. Headlines with a store in Los Angeles getting looted for whatever the hell a labubu doll is Sports with an update on Connor Zilisch after falling in victory lane over the weekend
A full Friday edition of TRG
Headlines says Ghislaine Maxwell might get a cat in prison Dude she's got a lazy eye, so what..
The FOF Hotline is back BITCH, call it today, 864-241-4318
Animals get STD’s but do they get them from humans? Damn we hope not Paige as a madame, would that work? Did I spell that right? You know, a woman that runs whores, lol Headlines
Do you pilots have road rage in the air? How does that work? Headlines with Kelly Clarkson postponing her Vegas shows due to the passing of her ex husband Sports with MLB’s first Female umpire debuts this weekend
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Headlines with dis bitch named Paige, HA Don’t drop all that damn meat son
Headlines with a naked woman getting stuck in a chimney in California Edith checks back in, been a while, we talked about drugs, storage units, and hooking up
Are you people not afraid of chiropractors now? These cracking videos are tough to watch man, lol Open Phones with Ronnie, who isn’t happy with his new found swinging situation
Which Paula Abdul song had the damn cartoon wolf? We ain’t lookin it up either.. ok we did eventually lol Headlines with funeral playlist interrupted by an ad about shitting a lot, lol Sports with another dildo getting tossed at a WNBA game
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Headlines with a popular tourist attraction in Italy adding turnstiles because of “influencers” Is this real or not? More importantly, did he do it on purpose?
Best Damn Audio is back for a double dip with clips including a Spanish lady trying to learn English on a phone game and a Dad getting pranked by his son when he suddenly dropped all the meat his Dad just grilled.
We got some feedback from yesterday’s jewelry call, was the fake jewelry intentional? Headlines says the majority of people clip their toenails and have no idea where they end up
What’s your favorite church sign saying? Some of these are hilarious Headlines says the majority of people don’t wash their hands after they beat off Sports with Buffalo Bills qb Josh Allen’s odd pre game ritual
A full Tuesday, All Advice, edition of TRG
Headlines.. well it was suppose to be but we ended up talking about Paige’s hung brother and Matt’s Dad’s Phil’s big bush, RIP If you need a new church what do you look for in a new home?
The All Advice Show continues with Anonymous, who’s boyfriend got her some fake jewelry but did he do it on purpose?
The All Advice Show kicks off with Barry, who’s co-worker is stealing from work, but not how you’d think Headlines says you go to sleep too late
Did you hear about the General Lee jumping a fountain in Kentucky recently? WOW! Sounds like fun actually lol Headlines with a zoo in Europe asking for live animal donations to feed their lions Sports with more on Brock Lesnar’s return from a legal standpoint