WAKE UP DAMNIT, TIME TO GO TO THE METALLICA SHOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines with Metallica here to save the day.. If you gonna merge in traffic, don’t be coming up last minute trying to get in, you finna get smacked
May 28, 2025•36 min
The Rise Guys Podcast
Welcome to the Rise Guys Morning Show! "The Saviors Of Upstate Morning Radio"
broke the mold when they hit the airwaves in 2003. Originating from
Greenville, South Carolina, Mattman, Nine, Paige & Fat Boy combine to deliver
the South's #1 Morning Radio Show everyday 5-10AM. And serve as the
leaders of the esteemed "P1 Family." Relevant and Irreverant! Gahlay,
it's the Rise Guys! And It Is Good!
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ENJOY THIS LONG FART: HOUR THREE
Headlines Best Damn Audio with a nice, long, fart for your enjoyment
May 28, 2025•32 min
YOU COULD COME BACK AS A PIG, A GOAT, A HORSE, MANY OTHERS: HOUR TWO
A new Paige song based off the filthy thing she said on yesterday’s show Open Phones with Meadow, who’s a vegetarian, wait until you hear why..
May 28, 2025•40 min
NOBODY CHECKS IF YOU WIN AN AWARD, RIGHT?: HOUR ONE
Lie on the resume, more people should do it right? Awards too, lie, might as damn well Headlines with Trump announcing he will pardon Todd and Julie Chrissley Sports with the Menendez Brothers getting autograph requests from sports collectors
May 28, 2025•40 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/27/25
We back baby, a full Tuesday edition of TRG
May 27, 2025•2 hr 27 min
GOING TO THE BEACH? CHECK THIS OUT FIRST: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
May 27, 2025•32 min
DANCE OR KICK, THIS GIRL GONNA DO ONE OR THE OTHER: HOUR THREE
Anonymous Dad is trying to be a good Dad, but he’s fighting with his wife over what their daughter is going to do after school, for some odd reason
May 27, 2025•39 min
LEARN HOW TO MERGE DAMNIT: HOUR TWO
How bout learning how to merge in traffic, Mattman has a video of what happened to him last week Headlines asks if it’s inhumane to do the ice bucket challenge to your dog
May 27, 2025•35 min
BEANS AND FRANK, BEANS AND FRANK: HOUR ONE
Paige comes up with the line of the morning and we just started.. “I’ve never zipped a goob before” Headlines with a guy working from home, FIRED because he was half naked Sports with an update on JR’s cancer diagnosis
May 27, 2025•40 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/26/25
A full Memorial Day edition of TRG, thank you to those that paid the ultimate price to keep us free.
May 26, 2025•2 hr 21 min
IF YOU'RE NAKED IN THE GYM, BETTER BELIEVE FAT BOY'S GONNA SEE YOU: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM
May 26, 2025•33 min
THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I GOTTA GET A LIP SHAVING NOW: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMCISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW
May 26, 2025•32 min
HOW THE HELL DO YOU WASH A HORSE?: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS
May 26, 2025•36 min
NO MORE "BAD" MOVIES FOR YOU SOUTH CAROLINA: HOUR ONE
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED
May 26, 2025•40 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/23/25
A full Friday edition of TRG, featuring FOF and senior shoutouts
May 23, 2025•2 hr 32 min
SHOELESS BO JACKSON: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Facebook Fussin, send yours to theriseguys@aol.com
May 23, 2025•43 min
HERE A F, THERE A F, EVERYWHERE AN F F: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE is back and there’s some damn heat this week Call 864-241-4318 NOW, the FOF is open 24/7
May 23, 2025•35 min
CONGRATS TO ALL THE GRADUATES OF 2025: HOUR TWO
Senior Shoutouts 2025, Congrats to all the grads Headlines
May 23, 2025•35 min
BRUNCH IS LUNCH FOR ALCOHOLICS, RIGHT?: HOUR ONE
Brunch, is just lunch with alcohol right? It’s all the same shit, plus pedo talk Headlines with what Memorial Day really means Sports with the Buffalo Bills joining the Hard Knocks family
May 23, 2025•39 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/22/25
A full Thursday edition of TRG, with Facebook Fussin, club music, and much more
May 22, 2025•2 hr 29 min
ANNOUNCE WHO THE HELL YOU ARE BEFORE YOU CALL ME, SON: HOUR FOUR
Headlines We getting a pool so use it or don’t, damnit
May 22, 2025•37 min
WHERE THE HELL IS MC TIMOTHY PETERSON? SEND HIM TO US: HOUR THREE
We need to find MC Timothy Peterson, we need access to all his old hits, help us Mattman’s therapist told him that his autism test was bullshit
May 22, 2025•36 min
WHAT THE HELL IS AN IRISH HIGH SCHOOL?: HOUR TWO
Paige went to an Irish high school… da fuck is that? Facebook Fussin, send your Fussins to theriseguys@aol.com Headlines with Paige talking about rubbing her jugs on a dude’s back during a hot massage
May 22, 2025•38 min
THE GRILL’S BUSTED BUT THE HOOTERS AIN’T: HOUR ONE
If you dump a self-proclaimed hot chick because of her teeth, then you must really be picky Headlines with Miley Cyrus explaining why her voice is so raspy Sports with the passing of Colts owner Jim Irsay
May 22, 2025•37 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/21/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG with a Truth and Consequences about an above ground pool, Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery, and so much more
May 21, 2025•2 hr 31 min
WHO WANNA BBQ?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines with Paige talking about her brother and her being naked a bunch Whatup Juice Cuzz?
May 21, 2025•34 min
WHAT TIME IS IT REALLY?.. DOES ANYBODY KNOW?: HOUR THREE
Headlines Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery might change the way you think of time
May 21, 2025•37 min
WE’RE GETTING A POOL, DAMNIT: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences features Kevin, with HUGE nuts probably, telling his wife that they are getting a pool, an ABOVE GROUND POOL, just like he’s wanted since he was kid.
May 21, 2025•41 min
NOTHING'S ARCHIVED ANYMORE AND THAT SUCKS: HOUR ONE
Nothing's archived anymore, not locally at least, and that sucks Headlines with the passing of George Wendt Sports with NFL players wanting to play flag football in the next summer olympics
May 21, 2025•40 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 05/20/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, is Mattman autistic? Fat Boy pays 50 cents to find out
May 20, 2025•2 hr 23 min
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