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The Rinkside Social Club

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THE podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they’re actually talking about.
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Episodes

Ep 34 Bury Me in Auston Matthews' Thighs

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. They’re baaaack! The girls recap what you missed the past few weeks, most importantly, dick tricks and arbitrary small town Texas lore. Then they dive right into NHL schedule release day and the new CBA, say EBUG kind of a weird amount of times, become decentralized draft apologists and follow Charlotte’s Arena Tour from Pittsburgh to San Jose before Nichole gets super passionate about both crush...

Jul 24, 20251 hr 39 min

Ep 33 Rat Summer

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Their brains may be OOO, but at least they’re not mixing Bud Light and cheap champs and calling it a cocktail…. oh wait. Happy rat summer, Socialites! The girls talk about Marchy possibly way too much, recap the PWHL Hunger Games, fangirl over the upcoming Heated Rivalry series, and Charlotte gives us a peek into the home of the St. Louis Blues for her next stop on the RSC Blind Arena Tour. Go re...

Jun 28, 20251 hr 13 min

Ep 32 F*ck Me Up Meatballs

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Travel to the before times and find out how the girls were feeling before the Florida Panthers were 2x Stanley Cup champs. They’ve also got offseason hobby proposals for you, coaching opinions and the start of Charlotte’s Blind Arena Review Series. If you enjoyed her unhinged blind hockey bar reviews, you won't want to miss this. Apologies in advance to all New Yorkers - these girls also love del...

Jun 27, 20251 hr 49 min

Ep 31 Do It for the Plot

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Get ready for some delusional optimism this week as the girls talk NHL playoff disappointments, explain the upcoming PWHL expansion draft and petition the city of Dallas to hold a Latin American hockey tourney. Don't worry, they'll also spend way too much time talking about Biz. Don't at us. We're doing it for the plot, Socialites, and you should be too! Live laugh love ya, babes. Follow the club...

May 31, 20251 hr 5 min

Ep 30 Gaslight Manifest Girlboss

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. This week, the girls may or may not have been hit in the face with a puck, metaphorically speaking. Charlotte went to a gala, and Nichole watched her beer guy cheat on her on national television. They talk about the PWHL and NHL playoffs, rate hockey bars they’ve never been to and manage to weave an unexpected love letter to the Carolina Hurricanes throughout the entire episode. Time to gaslight ...

May 23, 202554 min

Ep 29 Horny for Rivalries

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. The girls are back this week to complain about the cost of playoff tickets, attempt to break curses and fan girl over Lian Bichsel. If that's not enough, they'll also talk PWHL expansion draft, the new Utah Mammoth, Sean Avery's mysterious and regrettable existence, hockey nepo babies, the Olive Garden and more, if you can even believe it. Cheers to the playoffs and cheers to you, babes! Follow t...

May 14, 20251 hr 13 min

Ep 28 Let's Go Girls (ft. Lacey Conine, owner and creator Double Hockey Stix)

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. It’s here! The Double Hockey Stix x Rinkside Social Club crossover ep you’ve been fiending for. Two witches and a party girl, all retired, convened on Nichole’s couch to talk PWHL expansion, the Tkachuk Factor, playoff curses, WAG jackets and, of course, Lacey’s hockey origin story. YOLO, bing bong and a happy yee-hawkey to all of you gorgeous Socialites! If you're not already, go follow Double H...

May 05, 20251 hr 37 min

Ep 27 Gotta Get Pucks Deep

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. It’s officially Playoffs, babes! Nichole YOLOs her way into the Stars Game 1 and talks dream brackets and all the matchup first impressions. Charlotte teaches us key phrases to fake it til we make it during this holiday season, and the girls take a mid-ep moment to talk seriously about the importance of talking about the recent misconduct allegations in the hockey world, not letting these stories...

Apr 24, 20251 hr 13 min

Ep 26 Potato Pie House

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Twas the day before the last day of regular season, and the girls decided you could use a distraction to get through it all. Charlotte's dad thinks she looks like Britney Spears, and while she tries decide if that's a compliment, Nichole is emotionally unstable with the season coming to an end. Ovi Watch is over, the goats are safe, the Playoffs are clinched, and apparently the most recent Lord S...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 27 min

Ep 25 I Was Invited

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. The girls get excited for the upcoming weekend and some new merch alerts! Turns out they’re kinda over Ovi and ready to chat who could be next in line for the Tonya Harding Dynasty. Nichole has obviously read too many hockey romance novels and speculates about Sydney Crosby’s elusive girlfriend before chatting PWHL expansion rumors. Then Charlotte teaches us about all the NHL awards, and the girl...

Apr 07, 20251 hr 20 min

Ep 24 That Don't Impress Me Much

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Charlotte is a classic 90s nerd who’s still being annoying about going to a Panthers game. Meanwhile, Nichole's officially obsessed with the Sharks. Public recognition of the pod makes the girls consider behaving for one single second before moving on with their lives and talking expansions, playoffs, the Bedard situation and Gary Bettman being Shania Twain - Gary Twain, if you will. We’re Agatha...

Mar 28, 20251 hr 20 min

Ep 23 Gretzky is Tonya Harding

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Charlotte became an honorary Sunrise Socialite and went to a Panthers home game, while Nichole got sent to the actual principal's office shortly before someone let her mentor children about the PWHL. In NHL news, the girls are unwell after barely surviving the atrocities of Trade Deadline Day. Bets have been placed on Ovi's record, and THEY set the record straight on their feelings about Gretzky,...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 38 min

Ep 22 The Apology Tour

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Listen while the girls apologize for their most unhinged episode yet, celebrate the launch of the Rinkside Social Club Apparel Shop and discuss basically running a marathon this past weekend. In actually hockey news, Nichole chats the disappointing lack of trade drama, 4 Nations takeaways and playoff predictions, while Charlotte drops SIX tasty morsels of scandal throughout hockey history for our...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 29 min

Ep 21 You Can Lick My Face

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. If you were hoping to listen to the girls talk about their favorite gas station foods for far too long, you’re welcome in advance. In other news, Nichole’s obsessed with 4 Nations and her rollercoaster of emotions re: Sloth. Charlotte blames the World Wide Web for general Millenial trauma and celebrates hockey’s Lover Era. Once again, they lament the fact that they know nothing about Canadian his...

Feb 20, 20251 hr 40 min

Ep 20 Champagne or Bud Light

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Wake up , babe, it's time for this week's meeting, where the girls find out Eric the Beer Guy listened to the pod finally, Nichole’s Christmas tree is still up, Charlotte has a new arch nemesis in Coach Pete DeBoer, Florida Panthers were almost the Blockbusters and everyone old is actually hot. Charlotte also teaches us about the NHL’s Speak Now era and the crazy mystery of the Tampa Bay Lightnin...

Feb 13, 20251 hr 37 min

Ep 19 Unhinged Valley Girls

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. This week, the girls were forced to be morning girlies, which obviously led to discussions re: Nichole used to be funny, and Charlotte is Joey speaking French. Also, this is now a Dairy Queen podcast, which almost became a cereal podcast, there’s no glitter in this week’s bev, trade season is fully UPON us, the US secured the drama queen role in the 4 Nations tourney, and Carlton the Leafs bear i...

Feb 08, 20251 hr 14 min

Ep 18 Too Many Men

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. In this week’s meeting of the Rinkside Social Club, the girls reveal just how boring they sometimes are before Charlotte convinces you to make poutine, Nichole comes up with the perfect Utah Hockey Club mascot (you’re welcome), they celebrate Socialite culture and learn about hockey’s Reputation Era. Hint: hockey is indigenous, too many important men who think important thoughts and two girls who...

Jan 31, 20251 hr 22 min

Ep 17 Ben Franklin is a Liar

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. If you've ever wondered how quite literally any of the 32 NHL teams got their mascots, this is the episode for you. If you've ever wondered what kind of PWHL mascots Charlotte and ChatGPT would come up with, this is the episode for you. If you hate listening to other people's hysterical laughter and unhinged commentary, this is not the episode for you. Welcome back, Socialites! We hope you enjoy ...

Jan 24, 20251 hr 41 min

Ep 16 Brad Marchand is Coming for You Bro

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Better late than never, right? The girls trade Sunday Funday for Margarita Monday, and things get silly. They learn that hockey is absolutely thriving in the state of Florida, known enemy of the pod, AND the diabolical ways they plan to keep the outdoor rinks from melting next year. The girls go ahead and make premature playoff predictions, talk about the missed opportunity for community involvem...

Jan 17, 20251 hr 26 min

Ep 15 Macklin Celebrini is an American Girl Doll

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. The Rinkside Social Club makes a cute little announcement about their upcoming new era. We catch up with the girls to find out Nichole’s a jumbotron girl now, and Charlotte’s been cosplaying as a midwestern lifelong Leafs fan. Nichole manages to offend both Rangers and Blues fans this week. The girls have been googling up a storm to find out what happened to Mason Marchment’s face (and Mason Marc...

Jan 09, 20251 hr 17 min

Ep 14 Stick on Stick, Body on Body

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. The girls explain why this week's episode is a little late. Spoiler: birthday shenanigans are the reason for the season. They talk trade makers and history makers, learn that forechecking is not the same as regular checking and probably definitely talk way too much about Nichole's AAC beer guy. Shout out to Eric! We love you, Socialites, and we'll see you in the new year! Follow the club on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Dec 20, 20241 hr 7 min

Ep 13 Something About Testicles

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. For lucky number 13, the girlies are girlie-ing! Find out what Goalie Girlies are made of. Find out how the girls feel about palm trees and buffalo wings. Find out what counts as goaltender interference. And find out what big moves are being made around the NHL. In the meantime, pray for your favorite coaches and players, because shit is about to get dramatic as we get closer to trade season. We ...

Dec 11, 20241 hr 10 min

Ep 12 Auston Matthews Gaslight Gatekeep Girlbosses

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. This week at the Club, the girls talk about Auston Matthews gaslight gatekeep girlbossing all over the place, and Charlotte admits she was wrong for once in her life. Nichole is heartbroken over a goalie trade, and both girls get really into PWHL opening weekend. Fair warning: this is a learning heavy ep. Do listen if you love women’s hockey and/or the $$$ behind NHL players. Don’t listen if you’...

Dec 04, 202456 min

Ep 11 Tragically Millennial

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. To celebrate the Rinkside Social Club reaching 1,000 followers on Instagram, the girls drink glitter and thank their millions of adoring fans. But seriously, we live laugh love you guys! And that’s just one tragically millennial reference you can cringe through while they chat PWHL fantasy leagues, correlation between captains and astrology, coaching drama around the league and sending CareBear v...

Nov 27, 202458 min

Ep 10 Girls Can Be Funny Now

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. The girls learn an important lesson about being funny, but not funny enough to burn at the stake. They sample a Maple Leaf with no maple, talk PWHL, talk trade rumors and record breakers, and learn all about equipment managers and how a goalie kit costs the same as their salary. New fan fic concept alert: The Secret Society of Equipment Managers. Follow the club on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ to keep up wi...

Nov 27, 202457 min

Ep 9 She Tonya Hardinged His Ass

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about. Somewhere amidst the sheer chaos of this week’s meeting, the girls share a new cocktail recipe and support everyone being shamelessly obsessed with whatever they love. Charlotte's not a classically trained runner, and Nichole may or may not be manifesting a Tonya Harding-esque plot on behalf of her favorite Calder Trophy candidate. But most importantly, a new rivalry is solidified with the upcomi...

Nov 14, 20241 hr 15 min

Ep 8 My Team is Hockey

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about. At this week’s Club meeting, find out just how powerful the girls can be when it comes to manifesting hockey things, hear Charlotte’s new conspiracy theory about how the Leafs are responsible for the downfall of hockey in Canada, get absolutely outraged over the state of women’s merch in the NHL, and find out how to order your copy of Chicken Soup for the Ref’s Soul. You know, just the important things, b...

Nov 07, 202458 min

Ep 7 Never Not Funny

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about. This week, get to know the girls a little better, but not too much, plan a PWHL stadium tour of North America, root for the underdogs, root for fighting in hockey, and even though this isn't a Dallas Stars podcast, obsess over the Finnish mafia playing tour guides this week in Finland for the NHL Global Series. Oh and never ever forget, Ducks fly together, baby. Follow the club on ⁠Instagram⁠ to keep up w...

Oct 30, 20241 hr 5 min

Ep 6 The Foot is the Stick of the Body

The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about. Nichole has anxiety about accidentally objectifying her hot sister in law, before proceeding to shamelessly objectify roughly all of the players in the NHL. Charlotte shares her new hockey conspiracy theory with the class, along with her handwritten murder board notes. They get over the Utah Hockey Club and under the Anaheim Ducks, and the girls form a new rivalry - goalie girlies vs. captain girlies. Bec...

Oct 24, 202449 min

Ep 5 The Crazy/Hot/Captain Scale

The podcast for people who love to talk about hockey but have no clue what they're talking about. This week, Nichole's got a surprise announcement, and the girls chat about "sloppy hockey" aka the start of the regular season, revive blondes vs brunettes, objectify A LOT of innocent hockey players and learn how to explain icing to all those men on Hinge that can't seem to wrap their heads around it. And if you've ever heard of the crazy/hot scale, we now present the crazy/hot/captain scale. You'r...

Oct 16, 202450 min
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