Halloween has the Magic Box looking like Black Friday 2004! It's a big day for Anya, made even bigger when Xander FINALLY gets the nerve to spill the beans about their engagement! Reactions are mixed, but the gang throws a party to celebrate the news, as Dawn steps out for a bit of teenage rebellion. Rewatch, Listen and laugh as Ash gets red faced about unintended euphemisms, Alaina makes a rewatcher comment Cannon in her heart, and Mikie does an impression that gives Ash the ICK. And don't forg...
Dec 04, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 112
Rewatchers! We're taking a short break to spend time with our loved ones for the holidays, but enjoy this Classic Episode where we had a chance to talk about one of the most iconic episodes of the third season- BAND CANDY! We had the pleasure of sitting down with Kristine Sutherland to get all the deets! We hope that you all have a safe and happy holiday week for all that celebrate, and look forward to getting into the GREAT episodes of season 6! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 33 min
Fresh back from a mysterious rendezvous with Angel, Buffy settles back into daily life, attempting to try on different hats to figure out where she fits! Unfortunately for her, the Tiny-Dicked Trio have some technological, and mystical hoops for Buffy to jump through. Buffy HATES this fuckshit, especially when she phones a friend to figure out WTF is going on, and people think that it's just STRESS. Ummm... Scoobies? DO BETTER! Rewatch, Listen and laugh as we not-so-begrudgingly laugh at dick jo...
Nov 20, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 111
Now that Buffy has been ripped out of heaven by her friends, they are adding some fresh heap of fuckshit onto Buffy's plate in the form of a growing heap of unpaid bills. The house needs updating, and Joyce's life insurance money is nearly exhausted. Like.. what the fuck!? Buffy attempts to problem solve, stepping into the role of provider not ONLY for Dawn, but ALSO WILARALOW too! To add to the mounting stress, a new demon is in town robbing banks and looking foine! Rewatch Listen & Laugh a...
Nov 13, 2024•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 110
Coming hot off of the UPN Series Premiere, We start RIGHT where we left off. Buffy is BACK IN DA HOOOOUSE, but she's not right! Wil feels a little hurt that Buffy isn't falling over herself with gratitude, Spike is FURIOUS at the betrayal of it all, and Buffy thinks that she might be cracked. Fuckshit is afoot when things start popping off at bedtime, with phantom Buffy calling Wilaralow bitches, and Anya getting all slicey on her cheeks! Yikes ! Things actually get scary! Rewatch Listen & L...
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 109
TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of threats of sexual violence discussed in this episode. Rewatchers!! We're back with the SECOND PART of the UPN SERIES PREMIERE! We start RIGHT where we left off. Fuckshit is afoot at Buffy's grave. Buffy's stuck in a JigSaw Game, the scoobs try to flee from the biker demons, and Spike is being the sweetest babysitter around. Join us as we talk about an episode that's heavy on montages, false endings, and short of metaphorical nuance. Rewatch Listen & Laugh as we...
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 108
Rewatchers!! Season Six is upon us!! Time has passed since Buffy sacrificed herself to save the world, and the Scoobs are unwell. They are scraping by with the help of Buffybot, standing in for sister and slayer duties. Giles feels useless without Buffy to mentor, and sets his sights on moving on. Xanya has a spat about coming clean about their engagement, and Wilaralow cook up some spells to raise the dead. Rewatch Listen & Laugh as we mourn the loss of Anthony Stuart head as a series regul...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 107
Rewatchers! WB's Series Finale is upon us, and it has us feeling ALL the feels!! This week, Buffy draws a line in the sand regarding HOW she will save the world- or let it burn, Xander makes a big move, and Glory has a very bad day. Rewatch Listen & Laugh as the Grovetastic one experiences this epic finale, Alaina drops some serious nursery rhyme knowledge on us, and Mikie comes up with a new pet name for Dave! And don't forget to follow us on Instagram at @the_rewatcher for special bonus co...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 106
Rewatchers! Is that the apockapockapockalypse??? NAH! It was just Covid falling upon the Podlab (sans Mikie!) This week, Buffy is stuck in her head, Glory gets SO emotional baby, and Ben is the very definition of bitchmade!! With Glory's victorious return to her hell dimension close at hand, Buffy powers down and requires Willow to help her come to grips with a tough truth. Rewatch Listen & Laugh as Ash gets deep, but the Watchers can't appropriately respond, Alaina get illerative, and Mikie...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 105
Now that the Dawn-key is out of the bag, Glory is hellbent to get her in her soft petite hand. Buffy 'Forrest Gump's away from campus only to be intercepted by her glorious magnificence- UNTIL Ben the negative 29 year old unemployed intern takes control of their body giving Buffy a tiny head start. Buffy is out of plans, out of patience, and out of options. Bitch! It is time to run! But unfortunately a crusade of cosplaying bastards also are on the hunt. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Buffy pees...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 104
Glory is closing in on figuring out what human the key is, and plans a coup to steal her from the scoobs! Buffy struggles to find footing with parenting Dawn. Anya because a pro-capitalist demon. And Wilaralow experience their first big blow out! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina gets mad at some sloppy writing, Ash gets emotional about not believing Tara, and Mikie strives to be the devil on your shoulder! We hope to see some of you this week when we go on the road. PLEASE NOTE! We will be ...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 103
Buffy is struggling with returning to normalcy after losing Joyce. Giles wants to get back to business with training, but Buffy admits she wants to quit slaying because she worries that it's hardening her. I mean-- she wasn't there for her corn fed failure, Riley. Giles suggests trying getting answers from a guide in a ritual in the desert. Meanwhile, at Incel headquarters, Warren delivers the goods to Spike- a jizzbot made in the image of Buffy Summers. Gross. She has extra programing to ensure...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 102
Rewatchers!! Our trip down Memory Lane last week was a blast, so we decided to continue the fun by letting Ash take the wheel and bring us to New Angeles! Things are weird and strained with the peeps at Angel Investigations. The band JUST got back together, but Cordi, Wesley Wyndham Price and Gunn aren't quite ready to bury the hatchet. AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE! Angel was reckless, and is the reason why Wes got shot! When people start going missing in the area, the gang spring into action! But Wa...
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 101
Rewatchers!! It's our 100th episode!!! We know that it's been heavy out in these Sunnydale streets, so we're taking a short detour down memory lane by chatting about the unaired pilot, and about our favorite moments from Buffy AND the rewatcher! Rewatch the unaired Pilot, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes out loud for a Home Box Office version of Spike, Ash casts the Real Housewives of Sunnyvale, and we start projecting a reboot of the IP with IMPECABLE casting! And don’t forget to follow us a...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 100
As Buffy makes final preparations for Joyce's services, Dawn is embittered by how much of a fucking Capricorn Buffy is being! I mean- let a girl choose some freaking flowers, Buffy- My GLORY! The friction drives a wedge between them, as each retreat into their own grief. After her mother is laid to rest, Dawn attempts to get WIllaralow to do some resurrection magic, but when Tara is a world of HELL-NO! Dawn begs borrows and steals to perform a ritual to bring Joyce back from beyond! Rewatch, Lis...
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 99
Get out the tissues, Rewatchers, because this is going to be a tough one! When Buffy comes home to find Joyce unresponsive, she gets the worst news that she could possibly get. Arguably one of the best episodes of the series, ‘The Body’ takes you through the initial shock and anguish of loss. Rewatch, & Listen as we talk about Willow’s cursed clothing, Kirstie gets the ‘Random Insult Generator’ treatment, and we chat about the incredible choices made to create an unforgettable episode of tel...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 98
Still reeling (in a bad way) from the news of Spike 'Lobsession", Buffy can't seem to shake the feeling the fuckshit surrounding her relationships is TOTES her fault! When a girlfriend of the Stedford type shows up and starts yeeting people around all willy-nilly, Buffy and the scoobs try to find the robot's mans! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we introduce a new segment of the show, Alaina decides that she can't crush today, and end on one of the gnarliest cliffhangers in our multiverse! And do...
Aug 08, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 97
Rewatchers!!! We celebrate Drusilla's arrival back in Sunnyvale in the best possible way – by chatting with director, actor, ballerina, PODCAST CO-HOST, and absolute icon Juliet Landau! We love her from eyeballs to entrails, y'all! With the drama of last week resetting back into the status quo, Buffy FINALLY realizes that Spike LOVES her, and decides that she is firmly Anti-Blondie-Bear! She not-so-delicately breaks the bad news, and sets Spike on a mission to prove just how much Buffy means to ...
Aug 05, 2024•2 hr 19 min•Ep. 96
When Buffy spills the beans about our little Dawn-key, the Scoobs have some serious problems adjusting to the news – or not broadcasting the news in public like they work at HIPPA Violation Memorial Hospital. Dawn sets her focus on continuing the tradition on awful Buffy’s birthday by B-and-Eing into the Magic Box and finding out about her true identity! Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about Glory and Ben the Negative Nine Year Old Intern’s complicated relationship, Ash and Alaina launch ...
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 95
When the stuffy assholes from the Watchers Council descend upon Sunnydale, they choose violence, instead of working WITH the Scoobs to defeat Glory! They shut down the Magic Box, threaten to have Giles deported, and force Buffy and the Scoobs through hoops of fuckshit for the OPPORTUNITY to even LEARN some not-so-fun-facts about Glory! Rewatch, listen & laugh as Giles breaks the AC in the Podlab, Alaina gets possessed by one of Ash’s spirits, and Buffy has one of the most iconique Brutal Buf...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 94
Giles is heading to England to chat with those assholes at the Watchers Council and get some piping hot British T on Glory. Meanwhile, Buffy is doing her best to be strong through the “cornfed failure” of it all, and Xander is DONE being the Judge Judy of Anya and Willow’s relentless bickering. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Willow gets on EVERYONE’S damn nerves, we’re relieved that we get THIS version of “Mopey Buffy,” and Alaina reveals a wild hidden talent! #vvoooomph! And don’t forget to fol...
Jul 15, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 93
Welp...we have some good news and some bad news. The good news? Joyce's surgery was a HUGE success and she's dabbling in plastic dream hair! The bad news? Riley has reached his final “bitch-made form” and MAN, it's tough to watch! Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about WHY Riley's fall from grace happened, we get pissed at the man for trying to brainwash us with early aught's misogyny, and a dramatic reenactment ends in “Rewatcher Gigglefest 2024!” And don’t forget to follow us @the_rewatc...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 92
Joyce’s tumor is being an asshole and making her have jarring outbursts; some are mean, some are strange – and others, well, they’re spicy AF giving off some NC-17 vibes! HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital does EXACTLY what we’d expect and sends Joyce home to rest before surgery. Meanwhile a turdy demon arrives to Sunnydale nestled inside a meteor that crashes into the nearby woods. Speaking of plummeting to the ground, our golden corn fed king, Riley, enters his villain era— or at least his bitc...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 91
Dreg the Melting Goblin comes to town bearing gifts and FINALLY graces us with the nameless ‘Bring-It-On’ Demon's name. She summons the most adorable monsters we've ever seen, and sends it on a mission to find the key! Meanwhile Joyce gets distressing news at HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital, and Buffy and Dawn reel from the shock. Riley continues to be bitch-made, making assumptions instead of being legitimately helpful. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Ash and Alaina declare their sweaters a sn...
Jun 24, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 90
When Buffy gets a little sloppy and gets impaled by her own stake while patrolling, she gets fixated on the final mistakes of her slayer predecessors. Books prove to be no help, but she heads to The Bronze with Spike to hear tales about the two slayers that HE killed. Rewatch, listen & laugh as Spike’s iconique LEWK gets mixed reviews, Alaina time travels to read a bitch, and Ash recounts past trauma similar to Buffy being staked in this episode! And don’t forget to follow us @the_rewatcher ...
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 89
It's Tara's birthday, and NO ONE is excited - well, except for Willaralow! Buffy confides in her dad (Giles) about Dawn being an energy key and shit and he is flummoxed! Meanwhile, the nameless 'Bring it On' demon is on a RAMPAGE - ready to crush that koont that had the audacity to break her stiletto AND steal her monk. SO fucking rude! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Tara's family has come to Sunnydale, and they're a bunch of Ass-Mouths™! Rewatch, listen & laugh as Ash eats crow about Tara, Alaina expr...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 88
A new villain is in town and she's sexy, she's cute, she's popular to boot; but a foreign monk isn't too thrilled with her- maybe it's the torture of it all? Meanwhile, Buffy comes across a delicious looking glowing orb, and wonders WTF it is! Is it something dangerous? Is it related to Joyce's ongoing health issues?? Is it a beautiful cake topper!? Rewatch, listen & laugh as Alaina makes an ill received attempt at soundscaping, we're forced to use the 'random insult generator' to adequately...
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 87
When Joyce has a scary medical thing happen, Dawn and Buffy rush to HIPAA Violation Memorial Hospital. Shit SEEMS okay for Joyce – at least according to the teenage intern? Dawn shows that SHE is the REAL teenage medical professional, when she discovers that Riley’s heart is acting like a fool and being all tachycardic and shit. Rewatch, listen, & laugh as we talk about Riley's self sabotage, Ash’s realistic dreams, and the best ways to troll a little sister. And don’t forget to follow us at...
May 27, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 86
When Molly the Rave Demon thump-thump-thumps into Sunnydale, he immediately sets his sights on the Slayer. When he accidentally shoots Xander with his magic rod instead of Buffy, everyone’s worst nightmare (and maybe some people’s dream) comes true when Sunnydale finds itself with TWO Xanders roaming around! Rewatch, listen, & laugh as we cackle at Anya's perfect lines, Ash shares her own teenage Dawn moment, and we continue to narrow in on our respective types. And don’t forget to follow us...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 85
Who was that sibling imposter last episode!?!?!?! Well, we FINALLY find out! Dawn joins the show, but feels a little iced out of the action and SOOOO not part of the Scooby gang! Harmony tries and fails to lead her own gang, Giles turns tragedy into opportunity, and Joyce acts like kind of an asshole! Bad choice Joyce! Rewatch, listen, & laugh as we cackle about Mercedes McNab's perfect line deliveries, fawn over a Spike thirst trap, and speculate if Joyce REALLY knows about Wilaralow! And d...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 84
