Hey guys, welcome to the really good podcast with your host Bobby Altoff. I'm here with, can you introduce yourself please? My name is Dr. Shikilov. Dr. where did you go to school? I went to Barry University. I have a PhD in education. Do you really? Yes ma'am, and it's not honorary. Like you actually went. Yes ma'am. Well congratulations on your career as a doctor. Thank you. What type of medicine do you practice? No, not that type of doctor. What type of doctor are you? Not a medical doctor.
You're a psychiatrist? No. You have a minor in psychology. You have a minor? Oh. Yes. So you're like a therapist? I can't be if I want to. Okay. I also could have been a professor but I don't. You don't want to do that? No. Do you see patients regularly? All the time. And they talk to you about their problems? They don't talk. They just listen. You just talk to them? Yes. About your problems? Yes. And they pay you for that? Well, they don't pay me. But. Why do you do that? Charity?
Because I'm the love doctor. Okay. And they don't pay me because if they pay me that would be illegal. So I guess it's free. Great. Thank you for sharing that with me. Yes ma'am. Well, thank you for having me and seeing me and being on my podcast today. I do appreciate you doing that and taking your time. I appreciate you doing that and taking your time. I appreciate you doing that and taking your time. I appreciate you doing that and taking your time. Oh, wow. Thank you. I appreciate that.
I like your sunglasses. Thank you. Do you always wear them? Yes ma'am. You never take them off even when you shower? No. That doesn't get uncomfortable. I don't really shower. Ever? No. I can tell. It smells a little bit in here. My smell like roses, right? Mm-hmm. Thank you. I like my old ladies perfume. Do you take it from an old lady or just go to the store and you ask for it? My robbery days all right? Just go away. I didn't mean like steal it.
I meant like do you get it from a store or do you? Yes. I get it from the store. Okay. You don't like meet up with an old lady and ask her for her hair whatever she uses. No. The deas that don't do old ladies yet. But I am checking the old folks home when I turn six tonight. That's soon, isn't that? No, that's 18 years from now. Oh, okay. That's much further than I thought. It's going to be fun. It's going to be really fun. Do you have friends that are going to check in with you?
Yeah, I got Brian, I got Logan, I got Scoop, I got D-Mac, I got Joe, I got Kindle, we're going to have fun. Okay. They are, they want to do this too. No, they're going to have to. Okay, you don't want to stay home with your family? That will be long. Is your family going to come with you? No, just me. Do you have kids? You don't have kids? They say I have a lot of kids, but more of a poor person has been canceled. So we'll never know. I'm sorry to hear that. So what do you do now?
Just your doctor and that's it. Doctor DJ. DJ. What is, can you tell me more about that? What does that mean? Like when you get behind two little CDJs or turn tables and you play music and the crowd jumps up and down. You like doing that? Yes. You like when the crowd jumps up and down? Yeah. That's, that's kind of cool. Minds me of a game, basketball game. Has anybody ever told you that you might be good at basketball? You were kind of tall when you walked in.
Yeah, people, people have said I was the best back in the day and long time ago. You played basketball? Yeah, when you were, when you were a toddler. That's wow. Oh no. When I was a toddler, you played basketball? Where were you born? 97. Yeah, I came in in 1992, won my first championship, but you were three, four, and five years old. Wow. In LA, that's where you form right? A sort of like inland more, but yeah. What's inland? Like Corona area, Riverside, thought way. Oh, Riverside, okay.
Yeah. I used to go hunting in Riverside. Where? Wild boar. Is that legal? Yes, it is. Hunting in Riverside? Yeah, wild boar. Never heard of such a thing. In the mountains. When you were like not playing basketball, you went hunting? Yes, after games. After games. Yep, because you want to get there by six am, so you can kill the coyotes. So you're hunting coyotes and wild boar? Coyotes and wild boar, yes. That's pretty cool. Thank you. A coyote ate my dog when I was younger.
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you killed that coyote. It was in the same area, so maybe you did. Me too. You do. Still makes me sad when I think about it. I can get you a new puppy if you like. Can you? I sure can. Because you have a lot of money. Nope, because I know you have beautiful children and children that won't go shit, so whatever you need, I got you. Okay, you want to be their uncle. I am their uncle. You are? Yes. Okay, let's have them meet next time you're in LA. No problem.
They would like to meet you. They're a little bit smaller than you. Not by much, though. That's fine. My kids are in the 98th percentile for height. So they're, yeah, they're about that. My daughter is projected to be 8 feet tall. 8 feet? Yeah, how tall are you? I'm 7 foot 1. Yeah, she's going to be taller than you. I hope not. Why? No, I want to be that tall. I want to be like you. Very petite and beautiful. Oh my god, thank you for calling me beautiful. Do you know you're beautiful?
I just didn't think you'd call me that. I'm gorgeous. Thank you. I actually thought you were like 21 and you're 26. Yeah, I'm not not 21. Those days are behind me. Yeah, I'm a mother. I've got children. I'm old. Not old. All right, guys, this episode of the really good podcast is being rolled by Cash Shop. You know it. You use it. You love it. I use it. I love it. But today I want to share with you guys something that you may have never heard of before. The pink card.
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Yes, a camera. Oh, God. Look at that. Can you turn it off, please? I don't like cameras on me. It never goes off. I don't like cameras on me. This is a certain angle. That's a bad angle. I like the camera to come from the front. They're going to hurt me. I'll do it like that. Thank you. Hi. It never turns off. Okay. Are you just going to hold your hand like that the rest of the interview? You want me to? It's your camera. I'll turn it off. Thank you. But I'll turn it back off.
Okay. No, turn it off. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate you doing that. Yes. Do you play sports? No. Not anymore. Why? Too old. Are you? 51 years old. You don't look like you're 51. Thank you. I thought you were my age. I wish I was your age. I'd be making 700 million dollars right now. Why? Because a lot of these young guys that are my age, that's what they're making up. That's not what you were making back then. No. I wish I was. Have you tried to play again? Yes, I haven't. I'm terrible at it.
I don't believe that. I can't even jump. You can't jump at all. I feel like you don't even have to jump. You're already reaching wherever you need to reach. I've just jumped a little bit. I just had hip surgery and not a one other time. That makes the difficult. What was this six symbol? My videographer. No, not the guy in the black shirt. That's your PR person. No, I don't know that guy. I really is. He's not on your team. He's not. He's yours. No, he's yours. I swear he's yours.
I don't know this guy. He's. No, this guy. Not that guy. Him. The guy in the black shirt. Yeah, the actor looking guy. Looks like he does look like an actress. It's your guy. No, I said actor or not an actress. Okay, actor. Am I bad? Ask him if he's your guy. He's not my guy. That's he's he's your guy. No, he's your guy. I promised you. See my guy. Oh, he is. Who is he? Little fracas friends. What PR? We don't need to see your fire friends. I don't know. I don't even know what that is.
At least now he can get a career in acting. I thought he was a view. Not with me. Okay. Where's a good looking dude? Yeah, he's he's good looking. Yeah, really is. I can't believe you didn't know he was with you. Well, now that you fired him, you should try to get him a job in modeling or something. That's a guy with the big ears. Oh my god. He's my agent. He's not with you. He's okay. He's with you. Okay. Yeah, I you got you. You get the good looking team. What's his name? Grayson.
Grayson what? I don't know. He just takes money from me. He just takes money from me. I don't know anything about him. Is he from Earth? Looks like he's from Mars or somewhere. I'm you're just saying what I've been thinking. So thank you. I just just can't. You know, they've been finding a lot of aliens, ships and all this stuff. I do. I do. I was like human. Yeah. Or old. Who's the guy with the dark light? Who the hell were dark glasses in the end of the day? Tell me.
Only the idiot who were at freaking black. Who's this dude with the with the with the devil with the heart hat on him to dumb glasses. The call is coming from inside the house. Is he with you too? No. Do you not know who you employ? I got three people here. Well, four now. You don't. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You have seven people here. No. I have one, two, three, four. No, you don't. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh my god. Come here. I know you. Come here. Yeah, you.
What are you going to say about him? Come here. I want you to see right here. He looks. Hey, hey, carrot top. I found your son. I found your son. Carrot top. Here he is. Looks like care. You know, carrot top is. No. You don't know carrot top is. No, but that guy looks sensitive. Are you sure you want to say a lot about him? Carrot top is carrot top is a positive thing. Yeah, that's it is. Don't worry. You don't have to cry anymore. You know him. No. I know you know her.
No. Okay. But she said that after this, I can go to your show with her. But I just met her like five minutes ago. Yes. 830. You want to see her there? 830. Yeah. It's my flight set 10. Well, what if I put you on my plane? You have your own plane? You have two of them. Two. That's pretty cool. How often do you fly on them? Every day. That's probably a lot better than when where are you going though? Where we're going tomorrow? We're going to Houston. I have to go to LA.
Well, you can drop us off first and then you can... Is that how that works? You just like open it and I skydive or something? No. I will never throw it up. Oh, thank you. Actually, you know what? If you go, if you want to go skydive, I'll do that. Will you? Can you? I don't know. I don't think so. Think about it. I don't think so. I think you're a little too tall. I know you get 10, 20 main views, but if you want to get 100 main views, maybe you should go skydive.
Okay, I think they're going to have to make a special shoot for you. Well, it doesn't matter because if my shoot doesn't work and you're right under me, we're both going down. So... You want me and you to go together? Yes. I want you to go with me. You realize then you'd have to get qualified to be like an instructor? No. What just because you get to Ben Roles? Because you're famous? No, we probably get to take the work.
You know they got those little similar things that you fly in, so we'll just do that for about 20 hours. Okay. And then I would do that. We'll get qualified and then... So it's like a whole job. Let's do it. Okay, and then in exchange you're going to let me fly your plane to LA. Deal. I flew first class for the first time. You did? Yeah. It was really fun. Did you like it? Yeah, it was a lot better than economy. Why don't they treat you good in economy?
But then if you said you've never flown on a regular plane? I haven't flown economy in about 20 years. Yeah, it's not good. They're not nice back there. But if you sit in the front of the plane, they're nice to you. And then you don't have to follow the rules either. Got it. Yeah. You've been living that life though here. This is a nice hotel. This is? I was on top of you. Like your room? Is above mine? Yeah, what'd you think I was talking about? I don't... I was just asking for clarification.
Well, yeah, I was... I'm... This room up here. It's a really large room. Do you use the gym in it? No, I don't need the gym. I'm already sexy. You don't need my things all? Yeah. What's my things all? I don't know it. Can you sing it? If you guys my things all right now, I'll give 10,000 to your favorite journey. Oh God. This is intimidating. Oh my God. What is happening? I'm just giving it a hit. I don't know what that could possibly mean. I don't... I'm too sexy for my shirt. I...
Too sexy for my shirt. Too, too, too, too, too. I wouldn't have got it. How are you doing that? Is there something in there? Looks like... When I have my breast pump on, that's what it looks like. What's a breast pump? For breast milk. I know that it is one of my friend Logan's you use as a breast pump. Why does he use one? I don't think maybe you know what I'm talking about. I met Logan at a store and he was milking a cat. Did you know you can milk a cat? His Logan. If I'm got it works for me.
You have a lot of interesting people who work for you. I do. He was milking a cat. I never knew you can milk a cat, but Logan does it very well. And he has a theme song with him, like I'll say it. I'm not going to say it, I'll say it, I'll say it to you. But it's a girl song. Okay, well, I appreciate you not saying it, then. Got it. What's your day? What would your day look like today? I'm sure this guy worked for me with the old handsome slacks. Yeah. He took the slacks off, dude.
Put on some jeans. He looks like he's from England or something. There it is. He's getting better. He's getting better with my jeans. He's like right now, though. He's from Florida or something. How do you know that? Because he worked for you. No, he's a industry plant. Aha. Yes, he is. No, he walked in before you got here. Yeah, but I don't know him. You do. He said he is Zoom-called with you, but no, because you know so much about him. Because he came in before you. And he was talking to us.
No, no, he didn't. Yes, he did. No, he did not. Yes, he did. No, he did not. Yes, he did. No, he did not. Okay, you can fire him if you want, but I just want you to know that he does work for you. You're his biggest client. He actually told me. I never met that guy in my life. Okay, well, I guess he doesn't have a job anymore, but... Are you living tonight for her? Yeah. Why? Because I have to get home to my kids. Yeah, that's a good reason. You, what? And what's the baby's name?
I don't share their names on the internet. I understand that. Just tell them all the checks that are low. I'll tell them. You can know their real names off the record. Yes, ma'am. The Richard and Concrete. I understand. Yeah. You ever watched McIver? No. I saw a scene one time where he took curtains and he put some string to it and he made a hang glider. You want to try it? Right now. Well, your weight is probably better than I. Okay, what does it do?
Like he took this and he took some shoestrings. Okay. And he attached it to the curtain and he hang glatted to the bottom. Okay. Have you ever gone ice skating? No. Why not? Black people on ice skate. Okay. Have you ever gone bowling? Yes. Are you good? I like to get old, though. What's that? When you put up the rails and then you call your shot. I put the rails up, too. But you don't call your shot. What does that mean? Like off the rail three times. Strike. Oh, no, I don't do that.
Is it more fun? Yeah. Especially if you play strip bowling. You just do that in a regular way, no? No, I don't. I actually saw Logan and Jeremy have a strip ball in that one time. This is the loading guy. Just after he milks his cat. He goes and ball. Would you like to see his face? Yeah. Come here, Logan. Oh my god. What? This is Logan the cat, milker. Logan the cat, milker. Okay. I see your friend. No, I just met him. Okay. Stop lying about him. I think that's illegal.
No, I know him and I know Jeremy. I don't know all the movies, too, guys. You just met them. Okay. Well, apparently the guy with the tie to ass lacs work for me. But I'm out to change the dress code. He probably like picked those out just for today. I don't like it because you can see his butt print when he walks out. I don't like that. I doesn't really go with it. Thank you. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing we're firing him. I know I loved you. I knew I loved you.
From the moment I've learned about you this morning. Would you like to try these on? Sure. Can you see my eyes right now? No. I see where you are at them. Kind of cool. Make you look gorgeous, sir. Thank you for inventing a word to describe me. That's some of the dictionary. Gorgeous, sir? Yes. It's better than gorgeous. It's not in the dictionary. It's not. It's called the BPD. BPD. Black people dictionary. Okay. I've never read that dictionary, but I'll look into it. I got another word.
Okay. Phenna. Okay. I'm Phenna Goethe. I'll do this podcast. What are you going to eat? Probably two clubs. I'm just fries. Two. Yeah, two would extra mayo on the side. Yeah. On the side. Yeah. And then you're going to put it in. And I'm putting it in. Put it on. Why wouldn't you just ask for them to do that? That feels like hard work for you. Because they don't know what my extra is. But you don't have a chef that just does that? Yes, I do. But your extra might be two different extras.
But your chef should know your extra. But my chef's not here. Oh, you didn't bring him. No. You can't afford to? No. That's why you want to play basketball again. Yes. I hope more people come to your shows so that you can afford more mayo on your. Yeah, I know. Is it going okay for you? Yeah, well, they say that uh, you say that I'm a pretty good dubstep DJ. You know my neck damage? How? No. The dubstep, dad. Did you come up with that? No. No. I read it. You read it? Yeah. The dubstep, dad.
Dubstep, dad. Dubstep, dad. Dub? Dubstep. Step. Step. Dad. Dad. Okay. And you like doing this and you make money doing it? No, I probably lose money, but. That's how I started with the podcast. I lost money. But now I make money. I know you make a lot of money. I do. I heard. You heard? From who? I'm a fan of yours. Oh, you don't hear it from the guy with the socks? I don't know him. Okay. Um. So people like your music? I think they know. Well, like today, they like the head bank. You do that.
Harder. Which you gotta, you gotta, you gotta buy the bottom lip. Why? Because it's a, it's a, why do they do that? Because that's a rough, it's like the roughest form of a EDM. You, you like watching people make that face at you? Ready? Go. Uh, yeah, like that's tea or that. Okay. I don't want people to see me do that. Just. Thank you. I did it. I want twice. You look like a bunny. Not something to buy. I'm a bad bunny. No, you just look like a little bunny.
No, it's like you're trying to look like, oh, wow. Yeah. That's what you look like. Yeah. Which you gotta do twice, so you can't do a watch. I'm okay. Please. Okay. Okay. You're smiling. You can't smile. Will you hear that brown, brown, brown, brown? Okay, you make the sound and then I'll try it. Hey, thanks. Thanks. Yeah. You're smiling again. Stop. Okay, I'm ready. Very mild. Huh? Yeah, what is it? Good riddle warfare. Sounds scary. Dangerous. Okay. More than a while I got.
I got, yeah, I think you're gonna tell me anyway. Yeah. Your hands are really, really big. But go ahead. Can I use the sex again? Go ahead. I'll tell the story. Your guy. So I don't care. Just stand right here. And put your face next to me and don't move. No matter what I do, no, but look at me. So this is your story. Okay. Every zoo I go to in the world. Every zoo. When I go to the real cage. This is how they approach me. And they look at me like that. And they're probably sent to myself.
They're probably sent to themselves. How did you get out there and we're in here? See how can we relate to the world? That's what we call the cool and the walk there. And the real amargling is, you know, we wanted to, we wanted to do, you know, iron out reputation from the streets, from the same zoo. But how do you know? You saw your breathing on me? It's pretty. Yeah, I brought. But yeah, so that's why I made me go to the walker. That's your idea. When does it come out? It's already out.
It will blazing the charts. I don't listen to much music, but I'll listen to it. What does it say it's by when I look it up? Excuse me? When I look it up, what do I search on Spotify? You should kill on it. You're in the walker. I thought you would buy something else. DJ. Okay, so I don't look that up. Same person. I have many different names. One's a basketball player. I want to DJ. Yeah. One's a doctor. And one is SAF. Huh? SAF. A SAF? Yes, SAF. What? What is that? What do you? I'm sure.
No, where SAF stands for. Do you do that just when you're by yourself? How to do them learn to do that? How do you know you could do that? It just happens. I don't believe that that just happens. It does. You're sitting there one day and you're like, what's happening to my chest? And it just does that. It just does that. Oh, no. Oh, that's a mind of its own. Your boob has a mind of its own. Boops? I don't think it's called boob. I think it's called a boob. No, I think it's called chest.
It's a boob. Chest. You have one weird boob. I have one weird boob too, so we can relate. I don't know what you think about that. Okay, well, you can learn about breastfeeding. Nope. Yep. Not normal. It's a normal thing. I don't want to go down that line. That was getting ready to say, but I don't want to go there today. Do you want to get in trouble? You can stop doing not done. Well, I'm not doing anything. I know you're doing that. I'm not doing anything. Okay, well, what's I shoot you were?
22. Look at my foot. Not to say about a man with big feet? No. They wear big shoes. Bow. Cameras back on you. Okay. Can you put your foot against mine? Oh my god. It's like, you've like three of my feet. Would you like to walk on my shoes? Deal. Walk a mile on your shoes. Is that a song? Like I've heard that in a song. No, I think the song goes walk like an Egyptian. I don't think we're talking about the same song. Yeah, walk. Walk this way. What's your talk about?
Do you ever talk about that song? No. Got it. You never answered if you had kids. I do have six. That's a lot of. Last 13. How many? Six. Last 15. Like you. Why is there a slash between? I never said that. You're saying six. Last 13. I never did that. I said six. Slash 13. No, you did not. No, play it back. My mouth never moves. Your whole head moves. Six. Slash 13. No, you're full. Nope, it didn't move. Nope. You said six. You said six. Six. Six. No, six. And then I start slash 13.
You can play it back. You did that. So you have six. How old are they? Maybe seven. Maybe eight. Maybe nine. I have one year age. Wow, how old is she? 26? Yes. A girl? Yes. Does she also have two kids? No. No kids for her. Not yet. Not ever. Why? Because I said so. Okay. Because every time a boyfriend comes by, I just go. And they leave. I can't imagine you being like my dad. How much longer do we have? As long as you want. Because I love you. That's not true. It's not as long as I want.
Long as you want. That's not true. No. Your PR person who you refuse to say is your PR person said that you have to be out of here by 245. I don't know him. So. He told me that. But we have this room till four o'clock and you need to have a hard exit at three. What time is it now? It's 239. How long do you want? I think about four more hours would be good. Let's do it. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. I know your time is valuable. Anything for your princess.
Um, I can't think of any questions right now. So can I have a little bit of time to think? Yes, ma'am. I'll wait. I'll just read you when I'm myself. 60%. Have you ever written a horse? Yeah. He tried to kill me. I can see why. Why? What type of horse did you ride? It was a 22 hand Persiron. That was a really big horse. Big horse. But what I didn't know is he was a carriage horse. And then when I tried to get on him, he tried to bronch or billi-me. Did you just make the story up right now?
No, ma'am. I have footage on my phone. I will get it to... Okay. Riding a carriage horse? Yes. I will give it to a tight pants. Were you drunk? No. You just went up to a horse that was holding a carriage and you're really going to jump on it? No. He was a carriage horse and then another guy owned him and then I bought him from the guy. And then you tried to ride it? Yeah. But the guy didn't tell me he was a carriage horse. And you're seven feet tall. Yep. And you tried to ride a horse.
And then we went on horse facts. You know, kind of have car facts. We went on horse facts. Okay. Told me facts about the horse. And now they have to put that it was damaged by you. Nope. He's in Orlando eating snacks. Oh good. That's good. What are things that you wish you could do but you're too tall for? Skydive. Yeah. Scooby-dive. I just want to tell you to scoop it. I have. Yeah. I feel like if you just stand up in the ocean you can reach the water. No, but I'm too heavy.
Because when you scoop it, I think if you wait and then when I went down I hit the button but I never came back up. You're still there? Almost drowned. But then my instincts kicked in. Then what did you do? Just play all until you... I just said the famous word Shaq Mu. Shaq what? Shaq Mu, like Sha Mu. Oh. And then I just did like that and then I was... Do you ever say, tell me stories that are real? What percentage of the stories you're telling me are actually real? 99.7%.
Which one was not real? They're all real. But one was a little bit false? No, 99.7. That's an A+. There's still room in there for improvement. You could tell me story. Yeah, but I don't want to be perfect. What type of card you sit in? I have a Ford F-150 and a Dodge Charger. People lay down in the back seat. Now I have to move the seat back and now I need just... Did you have to custom make it to do that? No. I'm just sitting in it. I don't like custom stuff. That's for rich people.
Yeah, and you're so broke. Nah, I'm actually. Are you really? I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay. Do you need me to learn you some money? No. I'm just sitting in it. No, it's no. I'm doing okay right now, so I can. Right now? I read your bio. Okay, that wasn't true. I'm not a millionaire, but I can help you out. Actually, you are. You just don't want to tell people you're later. Actually, I'm not. Nice move. Actually, you are. I know what you make. How did you find out? It's called internet.
It's called. It's not Googleable. I didn't use Google. Oh, is there some celebrity database that you're allowed to use? Nobody else can. It's called chat GPT. And it calculated how much it thinks I made. Yes. Okay, well, that's false. It can input this in there then. You say it's false, I don't think it is. I don't have millions of dollars. I was just offering to buy you a meal or something. Actually, you do have millions, but I understand what you're doing.
You don't want people to know you're rich. All good. And you want people to think you're poor. I am. You're not. I am. I am. Do you think poor, do they just let you stay in the hotel for free? This is a little room. I don't do little rooms. Oh. I can't even afford a room. I can't afford a room. So little room. So little room. Do you know what city you're in? This is not little. This is where are we? Oh, let me look at the buildings. You can't see the buildings when your glasses are down.
Looks like New York. Are we in New York? I know we're in Atlantic City. Is Atlantic City in New York? No, it's in New Jersey. I don't know where that is. Never heard of Atlantic City. Yes, in New Jersey. It's a beach town. Okay. It sounds fun. I went to the beach yesterday, but I had to leave. Why do you have to leave? Because I have my thumbs on and people were taking a shot. So I had to leave. If I Google a lot, what come up? No. It's good. We delete all the footage. Why are you doing that?
I thought I was going to be alone and add some pink thoughts. I actually have footage of me in the pink. I will actually, if you have your guy, look it up. Do you type in the shack in the pink though? You sure show you. We have footage. Okay. You don't believe me? I don't care. No, you look like you don't believe me. I'm a show. That was true. I don't want to see it. I'm going to show you that the 99.7% truth is true for watch. What's her name?
The police are coming right now to get you for talking about this. I am the police. Okay. It's really, she just finding a random picture. Oh no. It's not a random picture. It's what I said it was. We'll go to images. No, she typed in shack playing pinball. No, I said shack in the pink phone. She's. How did she even get that from that? Sheck in the pink phone. Now I can see how she heard that. No, she I'd never said pinball. I said, pink phone. I'm saying you kind of sounds like that.
No, it does not. Pink on a pink phone. Pink bus. No, check in the pink phone. Pink, because you think I'm a liar. I just don't want to see that. No, you're going to see it because you think I'm a liar to you. Oh, I want her to look at it first. So you go, you're not ready. This is the shot I told you was. What do you see there? To say it again. Would you like to see the video? Me on the beach on the pink phone? Oh my god. You didn't believe that here. There we go. Camera.
You want to zoom in on that? Mr. Editor, matter if I got to let you go. It is a thumb. Well, little shorts. I put little shorts, not a thumb, but I look sexy. Oh, do you need me to buy you bigger shorts? No, I'm just saying that it looks good. What's your address? Which one? Just the one that I do. I can go to the store right now. There's a store right there. And buy me what? Bigger shorts. No, I'm good. I like those. Can she didn't believe what's telling truth? I did not. I told you 97.7%.
I thought this was maybe the point. No, 97, 8, 9, 10, 3.3. No. Okay. Well, I strongly advise you to never do that again. You know how I travel around in New York? In a pink phone? No, I have a smart car. I know you don't believe it. Can you type Shaq in a smart car in New York? This is my car. It's part downstairs. We can go for a ride if you like. I'm okay. Can you fit two people on that? No, just me. But again, you're looking like you don't believe that story. Would you like her to read it?
Would you like her to read? Go ahead, tell her. Shaq in a smart car. 97.8. It just went up. And they don't you want to know? Why did you do that? Because you look at you just wanted publicity about that? No, you just look at me like I was a liar. And I would never lie to you because I love you. That's not the problem. I love you. I would never lie to you. I'm asking why you would go into smart car. Because I don't, that's only way I can afford now. But I don't like to travel like a big time.
You're about it saving money. You didn't save any money from your entire basketball career? Not one dollar. No. One dollar. You should sell something like your smart car. No, never getting ready to sell it. Like $10. You know my favorite interview you did? You know? How would I know that? I'm asking do you know? I'm asking, answering how would I know that? I'm just saying, guess. Call them out. See if you're right. I don't know. Did Mark Cuban? Are your friends with him?
I know Mark. He's a really cool guy. Yes. He has a lot of money. A lot of money. You should ask him for some so you can stop driving his smart car. No. I don't like handouts. But do you know my favorite interview? I don't know. Can you answer that please? This one. Ha ha. I was really clever. What are you doing? Are you a mime? What are you doing? I want you to figure it out. I am boob. I'm a boob. I love you for That means ever and ever and ever. That doesn't mean not. Yes, it does.
I just made it up. It means that. Well, now when people go to your concerts, they can go like, I love you forever and ever. Do you know if you go to a shock? Hey, you know where they saw that first? Right here. Okay. Thank you. I'm glad. You're a true insider. Thank you. Thank you for coming today to do that. It was such an honor to have this conversation with you. I feel like I really got to know a lot about you. Yeah, a lot about you. Three times. Ever, ever, ever. Yeah, so three times.
Okay, well, ever, ever, ever. I can go for it if you like. I was just I was trying to get it down. So when I was going to do that, I don't know. Got to open the fingers and spread it. Okay. Swimming through it. No, not grab this swimming. Nice. I bet it is right there. Yes. Thank you. Okay, well. Doctor, what was it? Dr. Shaquille O'Neal. Okay, Dr. Shaquille O'Neal. I'm a cop too. You're not a cop. He's not a cop. Can you type in detective Shaquille O'Neal, please? I'm just not to say.
He's not a cop. He's not. Can you just type in detective Shaquille? I don't even believe you ever played basketball. I don't believe anything you say. Just I'm just trying to tell you that I respect your love you so much. I will never let you. It actually went up. It's 97.8%. You just said that the last time. So it didn't go up. No, but I said 97.7. First time. No, you and then you said 90. No. What is this? Detective Shaquille. What is this? Is that real? I don't know. Is it?
I feel like I learned nothing about you today. And this was honestly a little bit of a waste of time. If it was real, I would have a bad drink. I would have a bad drink here. Yeah. You sure? You want me to pull it out? I mean, that isn't all right. But you sure you want me to take on my wallet and show you my bag? I took it that way the first time. I said I didn't have to. All right. See that? Why do you own that? I'm just telling you. What is that? Why? What is that?
Oh, I don't know what that is. Oh, man. But don't tell anybody because I'm undercover. Okay. I am. Okay, doctor. I'm undercover. Okay. Well, thank you. I've tried to end the podcast like six times now. I don't want to end it. I can tell. Do you want to say? I just want to tell you love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Love you too. And tell the kiddos, Uncle Shek said that. I'll let them know. They don't know who you are. But can I send them a convertible Jeep?
Okay. I'm serious. Okay, I'm, I'm, we'll be waiting. No, you don't believe me. I'm serious. I hope you're serious. This time I really do hope you're serious. I can do it right now. Okay, are you just going to snap your fingers and someone's going to send you? No, but I can make a phone call in the beach at your house with me. Get there. I would love that. Okay. They would love that too. They're tired of squeezing into my little tiny car. No, it's a Jeep to the jacket. Oh, that's stupid.
Don't send them that. No, a little Jeep. I thought you were talking about a big one. No, like they look like people who are more than that. No, they change the Jeep from Walmart. And this are babies. They're one and, well, I don't want to. One and three. That's perfect. That's not perfect. They would, that's that's that's a more controlled. I don't even, they would get hit if they were driving on the street. I don't have a backyard. They could drive that in. They won't.
Okay. Well, maybe don't send that. I'll donate it. Can you tell what song I'm thinking right now? Hopefully it's goodbye. No. Rome if you want to. Rome around the world. Okay. Well, thank you so much for coming today. Can you tell it next song I'm thinking? Yeah. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come. Me, you know what these songs have been coming? Mm-hmm. I have all the white guy classics in my head. You do. Since you've been gone, you leave me, you know, you.
Good job. Thank you. You should start singing too. I'll tell you. Oh, that's she wants. It's another baby. She's gone tomorrow. I'm going to put my microphone down. And then this is going to end. So if you still keep going, it's not going to be recorded. All right, you first. Okay. Thank you for coming today. Same time. Three. I thought you were done. I'm done. I'm just waiting to see if you had anything else to do. Same time. Okay. Thank you for coming today. Have a great flight.
Whoever you're flying to, goodbye. I thought you put your microphone down. No, over there. Okay.