Hi guys, welcome to the really good podcast with your host Bobby Altoff. Today, this is a little different of an introduction because my videographer that I found by the Trashcan actually forgot to press record for the first three minutes of my interview. I'm working on replacing him right now, but I'm just going to introduce my guest. His name is Mark Cuban. You may have heard of him. He is on Shark Tank and he has some money and his bank account.
So we unfortunately had to record in a building that I had to rent because he didn't want us to use his house. So we did it in a Ford chair. So that's why we're sitting on the floor of a parking garage and his feet are dirty because there was oil all over the floors and I didn't have time to clean them all up, but I hope you enjoy. I don't have any money. None? I have debt actually. You have debt? How much debt do you have? Right now, I have like $20,000 of debt.
I have sex, I have from school, I have from my podcast. I know, from my podcast. For your podcast, what's your borrow money for? I don't, well, I borrowed it from the bank to like I put it on a credit card just every episode that I felt I spent a lot of money on. Wow. Why don't you come to me and like investors instead of having a borrow? Because I wanted to have full ownership of it myself. So who could you, let's go on that. It's scary when you borrow money to start a business, isn't it?
It is. Yeah, you see, I tell people not to and it's better just like start slow. But it takes a lot of guts to do that. Thank you. I believe in my podcast. So I just, I'm trying my best. I've had some, I've you got some dealist celebrities, but you're the first big guest I've had. I'm the first E-list celebrity. A-list. Oh, A-list. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I've had some dealist celebrities in the past. Yeah, I've seen otherwise, but you know. Yeah. You know, it's all, it's all.
You got to drink a bed and I get a floor. Hmm. That's because he provided the bed. You didn't provide a location. I mean, for $20,000, you least could have got me a sheet. Yeah, I could have, but the thing was is that I'm on the last like my credit card limit is $20,000. I have like, yeah, these old cars here, there's like oil stains and everything around us. Leads you pick the clean spot. No, we've swiffered it before you came. You swiffered it? Well, you spent money on a swiffer.
You're my camera guy found a swiffer and we swiffered it before you came. See, it's not often you find a swiffer. So. Yeah, I mean, I think you're lucky and if you move anywhere else, it's going to be pretty gross, but we did find a swiffer. I appreciate that. Yeah, you're welcome. I had to have an interesting fact for you. What's that? We have the same birthday. What? So you got a birthday coming up? Yeah, you do too. Yeah. I like yours better than mine.
Yeah, I like yours because you have a lot of money. So you're probably going to have a lot of fun. Yeah, I do have a lot of fun. Yeah, what are you going to do for your birthday? Well, I got my kids here in town. So we're just going to go, you know, my kids are all teenagers, 13, 16 and 19. So even though it's my birthday, they get to pick because if they didn't pick, they wouldn't do it and they would just say, happy birthday to add. So wherever they decide, that's where I'm going.
What do you think they're going to decide? So we're staying in Laguna Beach and there's this, um, a daughter called Ruby's and that's where they usually like to go. So I'm guessing. Wow, that's not what I would have expected. No, that's yeah, Ruby's where I'll get a chocolate milkshake and I'll get French fries because like kind of a family thing is we like to get French fries in our milkshakes. Chocolate. That's nice. Yeah, and they have like a yard or something. No, that's not my style.
No, not at all. No, no, no. I was going to ask you to invite me to whatever you're doing, but I think that I'll probably be fine. Yeah, I mean, you don't want to go to Ruby's? I do. See salt, chocolate milkshakes. I got that. Okay. Are you inviting me? Yeah, you can come. From my birthday. Yeah, for your birthday too. That could be really cool. I'll bring my kids. Yeah, hold your kids. Uh, three and one. Oh, that's great. Your kids can babysit my kids. That's right. That's right.
There's this future there. Yeah, sure. Okay, sure. Are you being serious? Are you just saying this because there's cameras? Both. Okay. Um, I hope that you keep the same energy. I think it would be cool. I don't know where my kids are taking me, but I'll get your info and I'll text you and let you know. I live in Laguna Beach. Oh, you do live down here? Oh, that's easy. Yeah. So you know Ruby's and that's like, no, I haven't been to Ruby's. What? No. How long have you lived in Laguna?
Uh, for like 11 months. Oh, okay. Yeah, still. Yeah. Psychonic. I'll have to go there. Have you heard of it? I'm not going to be a tolerant. So I'm not saying that. So that's my one time that I, that's the one time I have milkshakes is on my birthday at Ruby's for real. I have some good dairy pills. I'll give you. Oh, you know, but part of the joy of being lactose intolerant is creating misery for all the people around you. Oh, that's nice of you to do that to them.
I will not want to be around you if you don't take the lactose pills away. It's all on shark tank, right? Uh-huh. Where they, when deals come on that have food, sometimes they have dairy in them and they're like, well, just try it and just, and whenever there's dairy, all the other sharks, they'll like slide over that way. The Damon is also lactose intolerant, so it kind of becomes a kind of fun thing kind of. Not really fun for everyone else, but yeah, you guys try it. Yeah, you just try it.
Do you still do shark tank? Uh-huh. Yep, we just... We filmed the first pod for season 15 for two weeks in June and then we go back in September for a week and that'll be it. So, I'll take. Yeah. That'll be it. Like, it's done forever or that'll be... No, no, no, no, for the season, for season 15. Okay. That's, that's, um, on this thought. I used to watch your show. You used to? Yeah. Why'd you stop? Do people still watch it? It?
The show. Yes. Okay. Uh, I stopped because I thought it stopped existing, but I'm feeling how much. Why'd you think that? Well, I don't know. It's been a long time. I used to watch it before I had kids. Well, come on. Come on back. Give us another try, Bobby. I used to want to... Wow, that was like the voice. You did it. I did the shark tank voice here. That was like the shark. Yeah, I know. That was pretty cool to hear in real life. And for that reason. I'm out. I'm in. No, I'm out. You're in.
I'm out. You're in. I'm out. I have a... Can I pitch an idea? No, because you don't watch. How do you know if we do it the same way anymore? I don't want... Can I try it? No, why would we do it? If you don't do it the same way we used to do it, but we do it differently now. Hmm. You got me there. But okay, go ahead. Okay. Uh, my podcast. Okay. I have it. I'm just in doubt right now. It has too much debt. It does. It has too much debt. Yeah. I think the podcast you're doing is a great idea.
It's been great, but it's got too much debt. You don't think there's any money to be made off of it? Well, you got a great agent and you got a great agency and you got a great guest. And so, yeah, there's probably some money, but what are your advertisers like? I don't have any. Well, that's a problem. Why don't you have any advertisers? No one's asked yet. No one's asked? Yeah, no one's asked to advertise yet. See, but it's supposed to work the other way where you go out and ask them.
And you tell them why they should advertise. No sponsors or anything? Not a single thing. Not one? No. The only money I make is from YouTube. Really? And TikTok. Oh, and that's always a pain because you never know what they're going to give you. Yeah, it's just a gamble. And you haven't, have any sponsors at all? No, a single sponsor from my podcast, no. And you still owe your $20,000. How long have you been doing the podcast? Since April. April, yeah. Say a year. Not a year.
Not a year, because April's not a year. No. No. No, no. I haven't been failing that long. It's new. Well, you're not failing at all. You're doing good. My bank account would say otherwise. Then what I would tell you is when we go dip our French fries in our, at least my milkshake, you may not. Okay. Then I can give you some advice on selling that for you. Can you give me some money? I don't know that I'd invest in a podcast just to be honest. Just money, though. Oh, just give you money?
Like $20,000. No. But you know what? If I give you $20,000, I get to pay taxes on that. Yeah. Yeah. I do know that. And that's no fun. Did you get some oil on your hand? A little bit, but that's okay. Thank you. I'll buy you a new clothes. How are you going to buy me clothes if you don't have any money? We're going to give me $20,000 and then I'll have some money. Well, I don't wear a nice clothes anyway, so it won't take much.
Well, I know I'm not planning on using the whole $20,000 to buy you clothes. I'm planning on using like maybe a few dollars of it to get you the clothes. What would you buy me? I'll go to Target. But what would you buy me? A t-shirt and some shorts. But I know Target very well. Like which, which- Do you own part of Target? No, I shop there. You probably own it, too. No. A little bit. No, not even one share stock. You tried? No. Why not? It's just like podcasting. It's a tough business.
Okay. I just wanted like, I just think that you should give me $20,000. I mean, I could. I know you could. But it would just set a bad example. Well, because other people would ask you for $20,000. They have every podcast around the planet. Okay, let's just say right now on the record. No, he's not going to be giving me any money. Okay. And then off the record, can you give me $20,000? I'm just at the table. Like, yeah. You really think I'm an under the table guy? Yeah. I'm not. But please.
No. $10,000. No. Hey guys, I want to take a quick second to thank SeatGeek for sponsoring this. I know you guys are all shocked to be hearing this. Somebody sponsored my podcast finally. But I knew that I had to work with SeatGeek after I did an episode with Drake. Because I heard that he does concerts or tours. And I'm really excited to go see him perform. When I was looking online for the tickets, I just made sure that I went to the green dot, not the red dot, because green means cheap.
SeatGeek is the number one ticketing app and they have over 28 million downloads. And I guess that's pretty good. So definitely go check them out and use code Bobby, B-O-B-B-I-All Caps emphasis on the I, not a Y at the end. And you will get $20 off, which is really cool. So you can get $20 off and just click the link in the description. And you can watch any concerts, sports, whatever, whatever you want to go do. Thank you. Do you want to take me to a game?
Sure. You can come to a game, it would be fun. I think that'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, you'd have a lot of fun with the maps. I would have a lot of fun with the maps. And with fun guys too. Yeah, what sport is it? Basketball. Oh, okay. Basketball players. Do you really? I like the other players, yeah. Who's your favorite best friend player? Hmm. Hmm. Can you tell me some? LeBron. LeBron James. Yeah, LeBron James. That's the best. I forgot about him, but I do like him. Is he all the fabrics?
No, he's not. Okay. Are you trying to get him? No. Okay, well. We have this guy named Luca Dacic. How old do you think I am? Forty. Forty-one. Why do you think that? Just by your mannerisms. Forty-one. Okay, Grandpa. Oh, hey, I'm young. I just have old ski. Even at Forty, you could still, if I'm Forty, you could still be my grandpa. So that's pushing it though. That's not pushing it. That's pushing it. That means you had me when you were like Forty. It's your Y80.
But see, if I had you when I was Forty, I wouldn't be your grandpa. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hmm. How old were you for like 24, 25? 25. Well, I'll be 26. I'll be 26. I'll be 26. That's right. Next week on our birthday. I can't believe we have the same birthday. That's pretty cool. That is really cool. You know who Wesley Snipes is? No. You know, Zach Brown, right? Zach Brown, brand? I've heard of him. Who else has our birthday? Have you looked this up? No, because when it shows up, like...
Oh, because you look yourself up. No, no. So they show people's birthdays. Yeah. They put mine in there. And so then I look to see who else's birthday it is. And I see Wesley's life. And Rupert Boy Slim. Fat Boy Slim. Rockefeller's camp. What's the song? Yeah. Before your time. Yeah. Sorry, grandpa. Yeah, you wouldn't even know who Wesley Snipes is then. But you would know Zach Brown. He's got a little bit of... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool.
Maybe you should host a big birthday party for all of the people with July 31st birthday. I did. I did. Oh, and you didn't invite me. I didn't know you back then. How? I didn't invite you. I didn't invite you. I didn't invite you. I didn't invite you. I didn't invite you. Well, you back then. How long ago? Last year. Oh, five years ago. Yeah. We had Stevie Wonder. Okay. This song's like a place you should have invited me. We had Chainsmokers. Okay. I know these people.
Yeah. A couple of other folks, yeah. I would like to know that personally, like you do. So invite me next time. Why aren't you throwing a birthday party for us this year? You know, I just didn't realize what I was missing until just now. I think that it's not too late to put something on. But hopefully I'll have another one. I hope so too. And then it'll be like maybe like 10 more. Yeah, we're more. Yeah, a lot more now. You're 80 right now. So you have like 30 to go.
You want to live till you're 110. 115. Okay. That's 35. Yeah. Okay. Are you good at math? Am I good at math? Yeah. I used to be. Yeah. I can tell. It's fading. It's fading. Yeah. Fading fast. It happens when you get old. That happens, you know. Do you remember being 25? Yeah. You know, I miss it. Parts of it. Yeah. But you poor when you were 25. Yeah. I was sleeping on the floor. Yeah. Now look at you. I'm right back where I started from, right? I had to bring it full circle. Back to my room.
I've seen you. Yeah. That's me. I did like that, Bobby. I am. I was like, yeah. I wanted you to. I looked that up actually. I was like, oh, put him back on the floor. Back in the floor. Not because I could not afford it. Yeah. Yeah. When I was 25, that's right after I moved to Dallas and I had six guys in a three bedroom apartment sleeping on the floor. That's, you know. How do you find these guys? I went to school in Indiana so they were my buddies there.
Oh. And so they went down to Dallas and say, come on down. I was like, all right, my car, I'll make it. And that's a far I got. Wow. Yeah. That's amazing. When did you stop being poor? Um. Probably, yeah. Probably when I was 28 or 29. Yeah. That's. But I'll tell you this. So on my 27th, it was when I was 27. I won't forget it actually. I went to the ATM to try to get out some money because I had a business like you. Right. I had to borrow money but I had someone steal some money from me.
And so I got fucked up. And so I went to the ATM and showed me a big old zero. And so it's when I was 27 and then got past that and then bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So. So I have like a year or two to figure those things out. For you to become billionaire. For you to become a billionaire. You can fuck up. Yeah. Do you think I could be a billionaire one day or do you want to be, you know. But being a billionaire takes luck. I mean, you can be rich. I mean, you can be well off if you bust your ass.
And that's not to say a lot of people bust their ass and don't make it. But there's like a path if you have your own business and you know how to sell. Which haven't been too good at. Yeah. Thank you for reminding me. You're welcome. But if you get good at selling and you can build your business. Okay. You can start as a millionaire. And then if you get lucky, then you never know where it takes you from there. I'd hope it takes me to be a billionaire. I've gotten pretty lucky so far.
I've gotten lucky. I've had a lot of lucky breaks. Good. So. Now you just got to monetize them. You know, which means turn it into money. Which you haven't. I know monetize me. You do? Yeah. You don't have to define monetize to me. I don't? No. Okay. I won't be consenting anymore. And you mispronounced consenting. I did. I was thinking ketchup. I'm sorry about that. I was thinking kind of it's kind of sending ketchup. You know, but why were you thinking about ketchup?
Because of thinking about rubies. Okay. You have to own rubies a little bit. No. No. I feel like I do, but because I'm there on my birthday a lot, but I don't. A lot. How many times do you go there just every year for your birthday? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. And the next year you're going to be getting a yacht and gifting it to me. So then we're going to all celebrate our birthday on the yacht. Oh, yeah. I'll be yachts. Because you're stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Okay. I don't really like. I've never really been on one, so I can't say. But I've been on a cruise. Have you? I've been on a cruise. You have. I've been on a cruise. You have. I love cruise. You do. I've never been on one of those. Boos cruises are fun. Okay. Do you want to do that? You don't want to do that. Why not? Free birthday. No, not this birthday. No. Okay. Just rubies this birthday. Yeah, rubies. Okay. Like I said, my kids kind of set the tone. Yeah, that sucks. It's not bad. You know.
You like your kids? Love my kids. Yeah. That's good. That's good. That's good. Yeah. One in three, they're just little blobs that are fun. Yeah. Most of the time, right? Then they grow up and then they're fun and lovable and hugable and they hug you back. Then they turn into teenagers and it all changes. They're what? They are better. Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes. I feel like because you have so much money they couldn't not like you. No, hopefully that doesn't. That doesn't. That definitely does.
A little bit. No. I think that, you know, sometimes I think that's the part they don't like. That you have money. Yeah. What do you mean they want to be poor? Not that they want to be poor, but it sets the next day. Can I have their inheritance because then if they don't like it, then I'll take it. No, that's not even that. It's just that's how other people see them. Right?
Because, you know, just like when your kids grow up and they'll be like your mom's Bobby and then they'll think of your mom, their mom before they think of them. Yeah. That's our fault. They should work harder to make a name for themselves then. It could be. Yeah. Your kids should do the same. They, you know, we'll find out. They should be trillionaires if they want to make it about them. They'll find out whatever they want to do. And they want to do anything exciting. Maybe have a podcast.
They're going to steal my podcast. Absolutely. And then they have your money. You need to be said I was a grandpa. So I'm going to teach them how to do a podcast. And it's going to be a podcast with D and E and C level celebrities. You don't want to do a list of celebrities. I could, but then I want to be competing with you. Oh, okay. So you're going to, I'm number two on the charts right now. Are you trying to beat number three? So you're next to let, no, no, not trying to be number three.
You're trying to be number one. We'll see. You and your kids. Me and my kids. Okay. No, not me and my kids. I want them to do the wrong thing. It's going to be them doing their thing. Are they talented? They are actually. They're pretty smart. You know, but everybody thinks their kids are talented in some way or not. Yeah, but some people are lying. Yeah, that's true. But they're so far. I mean, they do well in school and they're good kids. Yeah, so wherever direction it takes them.
It sounds like they're good kids. I feel like if they weren't good kids, you would just be like, oh yeah, no, they're going to be okay. No, literally, like you're talking about things to change. Money changes everything in a lot of respects. More help people see you. Like if your personality changes with your bank account, then you're fucked up in the first place. Uh-huh. Right. But when of all the things that I can have to or buy, the best thing ever is when I'm with my kids.
And so that, yeah, that's not something you can buy. That's that's incredible. Yeah, it really is. I mean, that's the best thing. I want to test the theory that I just want to test if maybe my personality changes with money. Will you put a million dollars in my bank account? Because then you didn't earn it. It's completely different. And it will just test to see if my personality is still good. We can pretend. That's not pretend. Yeah, because that's what most people do.
They say, you know, I have a million dollars in the bank. No one's going to know that you're lying. You can say you have a million dollars. Oh, it's okay. You can say that's worth a million dollars right there. No one's going to know. I'll know. It doesn't matter if you just know just what everybody else thinks. Then everybody's going to think you're a millionaire. It wasn't like you were going to give money in the first place. That's true. Right?
It wasn't like you were going to buy them anything. It wasn't like, I mean, how would you dress any differently if you had a million dollars? I would dress the same. Yeah, right. So yeah, I just, yeah, I'd just be fine because I'd probably own a house. How many houses do you own? One, two, three. That's all? I thought you were going to keep going until like 15. Wow. Yeah, and most of those about a while ago when I thought that would be something cool. Where are they all located?
Laguna, Dallas, Cayman Islands. Okay. Which one of them do you not stay an often? Caymans just because of that. Can I have that one? No, because I let my friends stay there. I'm not your friend. I don't know. It's got a shady right now. I think we could be friends. We have the same birthday. That's a good start. We do. And I think that is a good start. You name it. It's Mark Cuban. That's not my name. So nobody will get confused. What is it true? Yeah, so that's good.
We have two different names. We have the same birthday. The same birthday. Same date. What's your social security number? 173152-1467. That's serious. What's the last four of your checking account? 2307. Okay. Thank you. I'm not going to do anything with that. But if money disappears, don't complain. Don't complain? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't give you the good account. How many accounts do you have? A bunch. Okay. I hope one day that I have a bunch of accounts too.
What do you do with your free time now? Just play with your kids. No, they're big now. They play with themselves. Me and the friends. But yeah, I mean work. I like what I do. What do you do for work? I've got a company called CosplusDrucks.com that tries to save people a lot of money on their medications. That's kind of like my thing. Why do you do that? Because it's crazy. In 2023, people got to choose between food and rent and paying for their meds.
And so we put together this company that we go to CosplusDrucks.com. You can put in your prescription and we show you what our cost is to buy it and we market a 15% so you know exactly why you're paying what you're paying. That's always cheaper than what anybody else sells it for. And so we've been changing a lot of people's lives. Is it a successful company? Yeah, it's only 18 months old and it's a special. Oh wow. That's amazing. Do you need an investor?
No, I don't want to take anybody's money for it simply because we're not trying to make money. We're trying to just help you though. You could. Can I do an advertise on my podcast? As you could. Yeah. We don't spend any money on ads but we can set something up for you guys. You want me to do it for free. Yes ma'am. Okay. What's the incentive for me? Because then you're helping people. I'm just helping people. I'm just helping people. I'm just helping people. I'm just helping people.
That'll say you saved me all kinds of money on my medication or my grandfather, grandmother, couldn't afford it and now they can. I'm going to throw my Venmo in after and be like if your grandmother wants to send me like $10. There you go. Yeah. You can do that. At Bobby Altaugh. At Bobby Altaugh. Yeah. So if you guys saved money, said me something. Yeah. Yeah. Throw something Bobby's way. Yeah. That'd be just a couple dollars here and there.
Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool that you started that company. It's really cool. It makes me feel really good too. I mean when you get people like I'm used to people walking up to me for various reasons than ads or shark tank. But now I like I've literally had people just run up to me cry and hug me. That's what you're just insane. That is insane.
Or when someone tells you that they didn't know with their grandmother could afford their cancer medication and we cut their costs from $2,000 a month to $50 a month. That's, yeah, it's crazy that the system's that way. But that's why we started the company. That sounds like you're a really good person. Depends on who you ask. I don't know anybody that would say you weren't. Oh, I know, I know who I would. Who? The people who mark the drugs up. Yeah. The people who were taking their place.
Yeah. I don't think they like you. No, I'm lucky. I get to fuck with other people in that way. Yeah. Makes me feel good. Yeah. I will think of a business idea that you'll actually invest in since you don't like my podcast. But there's all kinds of things you can do with your podcast. Yeah. You know, like what? But what's your big goal for your podcast? I want to become an actress one day. You want to be an actress? Yeah. And how are you going to say that? This is just me getting there.
Putting my name out there in the world. So you create visibility? Uh-huh. That's the smarter way of putting it, yes. Yeah. So there you go. And if you had any, well, it's tough right now with the straight going on. Yeah. So no luck happening right now. Have you had any hockey jobs so far? Never. Never yet? No. No. Why do you think I'm a actress? I think you could be. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. I love doing acting. You act. Oh, yeah. I love it. Cry. Cry right now. I can't.
Loss. Yeah. No. So you just got to be in the character. You got to understand. Okay. No, but I've done a lot of the cameo stuff. TJ, your agent has gotten me a lot of great stuff. On TV. TV and movies. Yeah. You've been in movies? Yeah. A lot of movies. Sharknado 3, I played the president. Oh my god. Wow. I just did House Party, the House Party reboot that LeBron James just did. You know, the basketball player. Yeah. You run that? Yeah. I'm a whole bunch of them. Oh my goodness.
You're really famous. Yeah. No, it's just fun. I like doing that stuff. You know, it's just businesses. Once out of your brain and acting is like a whole different part. You're going to have to teach me how to act since I've never had any. See, but that's what someone taught me. When I tried to act, that's when I really screwed up. So you're just okay. Yeah. When I stopped trying and just like just was in the moment and just talked to somebody like this. Yeah. Like we're acting right now.
We're not acting. Yes, we are. We're on camera. We're acting. Is this not? Oh, you do. Yes, see, I forgot. You were in the moment too much. I was in the moment too much. I was just talking to you. I was right. Yeah. I contact this entire time. No, I don't. Yeah. Completely oblivious to everybody else. Yeah, but I don't think this is acting. Unless you're acting like you like me. I'm not that good. Okay. Thank you. You could act like that a little bit more. Okay. I love you, Bobby.
This is the best podcast I've ever been on ever. Have you been on anymore? I've been on a bunch of podcasts, yeah. I typically don't do anything. Why do you go on all of them? Oh my gosh. I can't return them if you break them. I can't. I can't. You can still sell it. Thank you. I would like to return them. So just don't let them break. Or you can give me $5. And you won't give me $20,000. I'll take $5. Try to think if I have $5. You know, I don't really do carry cash anymore.
No. I don't want to either. How do you tip people with a credit card? You just know what they know credit card. They don't accept it. What do you do? I give them like a car or something. You don't have cash. Usually if I'm going to valet my car, then I'll make sure I have some cash with me. So I keep it usually in the car. I have $20. And then I wear was idea the other day and someone stole my $20. I was so pissed. I forget where I was.
But I went in and I went right where in the console where I keep it. Someone stole your $20. I stole my $20. Oh my goodness. I'm sure that really hurt you financially. It hurt me. Yeah. I don't know if you'll recover. They violated my trust. I would have felt better if they just stole my car because then I can get a new car. But now I know that they went into my car, snooped around, found my $20 and took it. That's all they took. I'm sure you'll never financially recover from that.
It's not even that. Yeah, I know it's not that. Violation. Yeah. Well, they probably needed it to. Yeah. I mean, I can survive with that, but what are your who knows? I'm going to steal $20 from your car. I'm trying to think if I get $20. But you know what? I had to park because this place is hard to find. This isn't my normal studio. Yeah, this is the... I travel to people. I asked if you wanted to do it at your house. You said no. Yeah, because I got my kids there.
They would have been like, why are these people here? Yeah. And then we could have been friends. We're going to hang out next week anyway. That's a perfect place. Yeah. I had to rent this place. I'm sorry, because now you're in dead $21,000. Uh-huh. I'm sorry. Yeah, it just keeps adding. I do feel hopeful though, but eventually we'll stop going in that direction and I'll start to gain money. I guess I'm going to help you. You have to help you with your sales.
Yes. Okay. Yes. I'll be your sales guru. Okay. I'm not going to actually do the selling, but I'll teach you how to sell. You can also do the selling a little bit. No, because you know that whole, you know, teach someone to fish, you know, to teach you how to do it. Yeah. Because you want to be able to keep on doing that forever and ever and ever and ever and do bigger and bigger deals. Yeah. So that, because all it really takes is one customer. And you get one good advertiser. You're set, right?
Yeah. What other companies do you own? I own a lot or I'm an investor in hundreds. Do you think any of them would like to be my sponsors? Maybe, but you got to make a good case to why it would work. I get a lot of views. But does it convert into sales is the question. We don't know yet, Mark. Because you haven't had an advertiser. Yeah. So you have to take a chance on me. I think I can make that work. Okay. Yeah. I'll find one of my companies. Okay. I'll tell you what, go to markcuban.com.
And that's where all of them are. You tell me which one you think would be a good advertiser. Oh. Okay. Do you like to make up stuff at all? No. No. You sure? I don't know how much the money is. Am I? I could. I love makeup. See, that's what I thought. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What do you mean? What do I mean? What do you mean by that? I mean, you look good for 40, but. Okay. Stop saying I'm 40. Well, you can fuck with me, but I can't fuck with you. 40? Really? Really?
Grandpa? I'm not a grandma, though. I know you're not. By 40, I might be. So I had my kids so young. Well, that's true, too. Were that where you out? Yeah. Like, so. You're not even a grandpa yet. No, not close, yeah. Yeah. But so, let's see. You were 24, 23, 22, when you had your first baby. Wow. That's really young. So she has a baby at 22, and you're 44, and grandma at 44. But that freaks you out. Yeah. I don't really like that. No. I don't want to be called the grandma.
No. I won't bother calling me that, though. But it's okay for you to call me grandpa. Yeah. Okay. You look like my grandpa. For real? Mm-hmm. Well, he's dead now, but he did. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Damn, and I was just trying to be nice to you. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I bet he was an amazing guy, though. I don't remember him that much, but. But I look like him. Yeah, a little bit. I think all the guys look similar, though, so. Oh, kill him. Kill him, me. Kill him, me by your wife. Um, her name is Tiffany.
She's 38. Really? No. Good. But I tell her she is. That's nice of you. How old is she? I'm not going to say she'll get really, really, really mad. You can't Google a lot. You could, but you'd have to really work to find it. When did you meet her? I met her when I was playing basketball in Dallas, and she was working in the factory. In the fabric. No, just at the gym this before I bought. I'll tell you. Two and a half, six, three. Okay. So. When you met her, when you were poor or rich?
I was doing okay, but I wasn't rich rich. I wasn't where I am now. This was before we sold the company. So I was doing all right. So you were a little bit of a catch-not. She didn't know what she was in for, though. No. Does she enjoy being rich? She doesn't dislike it. But I mean, there's good and bad to it. But there's, I mean, no one's bitching. No one's complaining. Yeah. And I mean, there's no downside to being this obscenely rich.
For me, I'm maybe for other people, but not for me, you know. Yeah, I can't imagine what it's like to be a billionaire. It's weird. How many other billionaires are there in the world? I don't know. You have been counted. You don't just have little meetings. We're all the billionaires. Get together. No. Nope. Talk about their money. Nope. Nope. No. No billionaires handshake. None of that stuff. You don't have, there's nothing. Do you talk to other billionaires? I know some others.
I've done events and stuff where there's been others there. But yeah, most of my friends are like guys that I moved to Dallas with, or, you know, were friends in Dallas, or friends at Indiana, where I went to school, or friends from Pittsburgh. All my friends that have been my friends my entire life was still my friends. That was amazing. Yeah. It's good. I mean, I mean, people think that though, people think like you got to make new friends, or, you know, you got butlers, or you're this or...
You don't have a butler? No. Do you cook your own meals? My meals are really simple. Okay. My meals, yeah. So you don't have them? You do have a good one. Like when I'm in Dallas and trying to eat healthy, I have a chef that'll make, like I hate the same things over and over, but... You have a chef. Yeah. That's... Just for my stuff, but like my wife will cook for the family or, like here in Laguna, I make my own lunches or whatever, dinners. That's crazy. And my own laundry.
I don't think I would... You do your own laundry? And not in Dallas, but here, yeah. You do your own laundry? Yeah. I'm capable, yeah. That's wild. I don't think I would do my own laundry if I had that much money. Takes two seconds. It's just easier. It's not easier. Yeah, it is. I don't have that much laundry. Look at this. It's like workout gear, shorts and t-shirts. Yeah. Do you do your kids laundry too? No. Who does that? The kids now are supposed to do their own.
Even my son Jake did his own laundry the other day. I told him, you know what? I'm proud of you. Plus, that's crazy that you don't hire them. Someone to do their laundry. Hey. No. Give a show for her. No. No. I like to drive myself. I drove myself here. Oh, yeah. That's really weird. I don't have a seat. I don't like like, you know, I've been around people who like, have hired somebody to do everything for them. And that's just like no privacy. It's hard enough to have privacy, you know.
I mean, you know what's like, people just like, hey, Bobby, hey, Bobby, hey, Bobby. You don't get any privacy as it is. And, you know, you're not scared like someone's going to come up to you and you're by yourself. You don't have security. I have security if I'm someplace I think I need it. But typically, yeah. No. But it's shocking. No. That's very shocking. No. I mean, I literally, I mean, try to just, I don't know, it all sounds corny. So. No, it doesn't.
Keep going. No, I mean, I just try to be the same person. I mean, as I was when I was poor and middle and rich, I mean, why? When I was broke, I had a blast. I mean, I love my life. And so, you know, I could wake up smiling and, you know, back then, I just had to not answer the phone because it'd be a bill collector and, you know, not, but, I still still have fun. And those same guys, we all went out to dinner the other night.
And we still tell the same stupid ass stories and do the same stupid shit. And, you know, that's good. I mean, I don't, you know, the whole idea of like, oh, get a, get a yacht, right? Like, there's, there's some guy that you stone seers, which is out of business now. He has a yacht called the Fountainhead. And he would tell everybody it was my yacht. And so, everybody would thought I had a yacht. And they would all ask me to come on my yacht. And I was like, I don't like boats.
I don't have a yacht. It just doesn't, it's just not what I would do. Yeah, just not at all. You have other things. Yeah, I keep the houses. I've got planes. Oh, you have planes. That's way cooler than yachts. I don't know why I didn't ask you that. Yeah, because. Wait, do you, so you don't, you don't fly like economy? No. You don't know what a nonstop flight is. Yeah, I do. Okay, well, you have something that Drake doesn't, he doesn't know what a nonstop flight is.
Because he's, he's poor compared to you though, so. I mean, you know, for me, I, you know, the plane is about saving time. But I love it. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's my best toy. How many do you have? Including the Mavs III. So I have 757 for the Mavs. I've got a G5 and a bomb and Barde A6000. I think it is. Can I, will you fly me some? I've never been on a private plane before. No, no. So maybe we'll do a podcast. Next time, our next time we do a podcast.
Why didn't we should have done that this time? That's way cooler. Yeah, but it's a pain in the ass to get the whole thing set up. And next time we do a podcast, we'll do it on my plane. That would be really cool. That's a deal. And then also can we do another time where I just go on your plane? Maybe. Maybe. That could be fun. Yeah, take the kids down to the camins. Yeah. Or leave them at home. That'd be fun too. That'd be fun too. And then bring all your single on VA players. Whatever you need.
That could be fun. You know. Maybe next year for my birthday. We. The same time next year. Like every year. Yeah, every year we should celebrate our birthday together. Come down here to Laguna. Sit here here. And I'm here. And we're all here. And then where do you go to catch your plane? John Wayne in board. Oh, that's amazing. I go there too, but I do what the poor people do. And we wait in line for the spearier lens. I know. Take your shoes off. All that shit.
Yeah. Yeah. I would love to not do that. So I'm excited. Do you think that I have to go to New York next week? Can I use your plane? No. Okay. I just thought I'd shoot my shot. Because I heard that. Yeah, you could have said yes. You still can. You can say yes. I won't. Why? Smiling when you say that. Because it's better than frowning. I won't. Okay. That's true. Now I feel like you're being mean. Maybe you could let me. Why? That's a hassle. It's expensive too. We're friends.
We sure the same birthday. I know. We're getting close. Yeah. So let's just. Someday. Let me take your plane with me to New York someday. Do you want to see me on this two-year airlines? That would be kind of cool. Well, then you come with me. Maybe. I won't have a problem with that at all. Okay. Then come with me. Maybe we'll do the next podcast. We'll go like somewhere that we know nobody's going to go. And there's no one else on the plane. That's not how it works.
You know, just go on planes with no one on it. No, but you know, like if there's a 3 a.m. You know, red eye from, you know, John Wayne to Des Moines, Iowa. It's not going to be packed. Right? I don't know how that works. I've never been on a plane. That was empty. Yeah. I have. You've never liked that. Private, of course, you have all your plane. When I fly commercial, it's not like I haven't flown commercial. But one's the last time you have. Last year. Why did you do that to yourself?
Because I had to for whatever reason. But you flew the first class. Um, did not. Mark. It wasn't available. Okay. That makes more sense. I thought, yeah, I was like, you wouldn't choose that for yourself. No one would choose that for themselves. For them, like so. It still sucks. Do you have bed on your plane? Um, yeah, but I don't like to sleep on a bed and play. What do you like to do? Just pretend you're like poor and sitting at the seat the whole time. No, there's TV screen.
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. It's like we have Wi-Fi so I can do all that. You keep trying to get out of my podcast. I just can't come up with Wi-Fi. What's that? You have Wi-Fi. On the plane, yeah. Yeah. That's one of the perks. Yeah, you have to pay like $20 or $40 to get it on the flight side. I take. Yeah, but it's expensive on a private plane. But yeah. It's expensive. How much? I don't know. That's the good part. I don't have to know. I love it. Nice. Yeah. That part is nice.
Do you want me to be your personal assistant? No. Why? I have one and she's been around a long time and she get really mad. I can work with her. I know, but she get really, really mad if I did that. But you're not firing her. No, but still. Okay. She's very territorial. But you're going to be a podcast. I know. I'm just trying to figure out how to book myself flights on your private plane. You know, when the podcast grows, if you're helping to make all my companies lots of money, I will do that.
You will or won't? I will. Okay. That's a good reason. Please. Please purchase his drugs off of his drugs, say, right now. CosplusDrugs.com. Yeah. I'll purchase all the drugs. So you're going to sell and get advertisers? CosplusDrugs.com, okay. Please go and do you have a referral place that people can put? How are they going to know they came? You are even a no-go. You won't. Because we haven't spent a nickname on that place. I know, but I want people to know. But I sent. So you know.
When they sign up and save money, then they can just comment under your podcast and just say, hey, thanks for connecting me to CosplusDrugs. Okay. Please do that, you guys, because I'm trying to fly private. That's the way we're going. CosplusDrugs.com. Yeah. CosplusDrugs.com. Yep. And when you go to MarkCubin.com, you'll see, like, I've got a whole bunch of different companies. Okay. And only shop companies that MarkCubin owns, because he will probably invest in my podcast if you do that.
You know what? That's the way to do it, see? Okay. That's good business. Thank you. Yeah. So when you help companies sell more stuff, whatever is they sell, you're going to get them to advertise because they don't want to lose the sales that you generate for them. Okay. And then I'm going to fly private. And then you'll be able to fly private. On your plane. On my plane or your own plane. What's better? Because you're going to be a billionaire, right? One day. Yeah. For sure.
I will be a billionaire one day. One day people are going to crop this clip out of this interview and they're going to be like, oh, look, she manifests today. Do you believe in manifesting things? Um, no. What? Why? No. I believe in setting goals for sure. Why not manifesting things? Because I think that's bullshit. But it's not fair. I manifested this podcast and it worked. Well, we also have a great agent that I'm friends with. No, that's not. He didn't help. He helped with your episode.
He hasn't helped with anything else. Oh, okay. No, I'm not big on manifesting, but I am big on bust and ass and grind it. Well, I'm manifested. I'm manifested where I am today. That's good. If it works, that's all that matters. Okay. And I'm manifesting. What's your next manifest? A private place. A private plane. I'd love to fly private sometime. You'll get there, for sure. Yeah, hopefully next week. So I don't have to look at this video. But if you're manifested, it could happen. Yeah, I am.
And what happens if it doesn't happen? Less socks. But then does that mean manifesting? So far, so far none of the stuff that I've manifested has not come true. Everything's come true so far. So that means you will be on a private plane next week. And if it doesn't happen, does that mean manifesting doesn't work? Yeah, unfortunately. Well, then I'll give you a call and I'll say, can you please, please, please, please, please. To make it work, don't let down my manifesting, right?
I'll, I think I'll, I think you'll let me. I don't even really know what manifesting means to be completely honest with you. But if it works, right? Yeah, I just say things a lot. But I do believe in karma. I absolutely believe in karma. You do. Is that why you try to be a good person? Yeah, for sure. And I think that comes, that comes around. Yeah, however all this shit works, it can't hurt, right? Are you religious? Not really. No. I mean, I'm, I wouldn't even say I'm really spiritual.
I mean, my attitude is I have no idea how it all works. That's true. But if you're a good person, things will turn out. That makes sense. I'm religious. Oh, you are. I don't know. I don't know either. But I also, if there's a God, I want him to know that I never doubted him for a second. So, let's see if there's a God I figured he's going to know exactly what's in my head anyways. That's true. And so, you don't, I don't need to go someplace to tell him or her.
Yeah. That, you know, it'll be figured out. Yeah. No, I'm. I just try to do the right thing where I can and it doesn't mean I always do. That's nice to try. That's good. Yeah, don't you try? To be a good person? Yeah. Yeah. And you got to be when you got two young kids, right? Yeah. Others should be parents out there. Yeah, but, I mean, but you're smart enough that you can kind of. You think I'm smart? Yeah, I do. Well, that's so nice of you. Yeah, you're welcome.
It's like the nicest thing you said to me all day. Yeah, it's because you were mean to me early, so I have to kind of balance that out. I wasn't though. You started it off, you mean? Like, I think the first thing you said to me was that I looked like I was 40 years old. Well, to me, that's young. It's your standing by that. No, I was just playing. I looked 40. No. Not a day over 25 years, 358 days. Thank you for doing the math. I feel better about that. But, no, that's, that's nice of you.
Do you, what do you see for yourself in the next 10 years? Are you still going to be working? Yeah, just because I like what I do and I like having an impact and I like disrupting things and... Having money. Yeah, I mean... I guess the money won't go any more. But it's not about making money anymore because my next dollar is not going to change my life. That's true. But... I would love to feel that. Yeah, I mean, but, but it's more about my kids because that's frightening, you know?
I think you've made enough money for them to also be separate. We don't even have that. No, I'm not trying, it's not about making money for them. It's just about hoping things work out for them, right? I'm sure there's no possible way, no scenario in which things don't work out for your kids. I don't know, there's a lot of rich people who have fucked up kids, you know? You've never been like that, but you just never know. Yeah, it scares me. I would almost bet my life that your kids are fine.
I'm hoping my wife hopes, but it's terrifying, you know? I mean, just look at all the things you think about with your two kids. Yeah. You know, what are they going to be like and everything you see in them, you kind of project into something else, right? You know, you're doing this and that must mean this and I've got to be careful about that. You know, that's part of the job of parenting and it doesn't matter what you do or don't have. That tears with you, you know, no matter what.
And as they get older and they leave the house and then they drive, what's the country song? Next thing you know? Are you going to sing it? No. But you know what song I'm talking about? No, you have to sing it. It's a great song, but yeah. Sing it. Yeah. Sing it. Next thing, you know. Keep going. That's the only word I know, words I know. That's really good. Yeah. I can tell you really like that song. Yeah. You sound like you can turn of it. Not really in the country, but my kids are.
You sound like you'd be in the country. No. I used to be in the country. You have like an accent, but it sounds like you should sing a country song and you should sing it well. Yeah. No. I used to say ABC, anything but country, but now my kids have kind of got me into it and they play it all the time. And so, yeah, there's this song. Next thing you know, that's really good. As a parent, now you'll listen to that. No. Okay, I get it. I hope that happens to me.
Yeah. I don't even know who sings it. Yeah, you're not a country fan at all. But you really do sound like you live in Texas and you sing a country music. I know, it's weird because I grew up in Pittsburgh. You've heard of Pittsburgh. Why'd you do that? Why'd you get a country accent? I don't know. I don't think I do. I do. My friends sometimes think I do. Have you ever heard of Pittsburgh accent? No. Were you from originally? Here. California. California, yeah. I don't know what you just said.
I said, you guys going down to the south side and hang around. And did you eat it? Okay. Cheat chat? That's not how I would never have thought. That's Pittsburgh accent. Okay. And why don't you have that? My mom did. My dad. I do. Are you making up your accent then right now? No. For real. Are you in your accent? Yeah. Pittsburgh accent. No. You're making up the Texas accent. Oh, no, no, no. Why do you have that? Because I've lived in Texas for a long time. How long?
Since I was 24. So you just took their accent? You kind of grew on me, yeah. Did your wife have one? Yes, you grew up in Texas, yeah. Oh. Did your kids talk like you? Do you have a real bad, no? Do I what? Do your kids talk like you? I feel like you need like a toothpick in your own mouth. No. Cowboy has. I'm not going to do it alone. I'm not going to do it alone. I'm not going to do it alone. I'm not going to do it alone. You sound very country-friendly. I closed my eyes. I just picked trees.
For real? No, I'm not country at all. If I closed my eyes, I'd fix tree with the teeth. I'd pick a cowboy hat. I'd pick a cowboy hat and just let you know being chill. That's all. Yeah. And you work out. What's that? You work out though. A lot. Not enough sometimes, but yeah, I try to. I don't. Yeah, you know, you can get away with it. I can't. If I were going to say look like I don't work out. No. But it's okay. I can be nice. I just, you know. If you want to be. If I want to be.
Yeah. Why do you work out so much? I just try to stay in shape and. Try to stay alive. Yeah, try to stay alive. That's a good point. And just I've used my body for a lot of years. Now I've got to make up for it. What do you do to abuse it? Play drug v, play sports, you know. Drugs. I've done drug, I did drugs some when I was a kid, but not so much. Yeah. One of the last time you did drugs. Oh God. Decades ago. Yeah. There's no cops watching this right now. You can just say. Yeah, for real.
Yeah. I'm glad you don't do drugs. Do you smoke cigarettes? No. Have you ever? Probably in my entire life. 10 cigarettes. Do you drink alcohol? Not as much as I used to, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bud light, tito's and soda. That's kind of my go-to's. Tea drink. Like separately or altogether? Just depends on the night. Like you put Bud light with tito's and. Yeah, kind of like sad by side. Like in one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, kind of like sad by side. Like in one.
Oh, I thought you meant like you mixed them in a drink. That's kind of gross. What do you drink? Um, whatever is handed to me. Not like, like from strangers. I don't drink drinks from strangers. That's smart. But whatever is handed to me, like people just hand me drinks sometimes and I drink them. Like where do people just hand you drinks? I don't know. Like a bar. Just people hand me drinks. And what bars do you go to? Um, I spent a minute. I haven't been to a bar. I haven't been to a bar.
Oh, you got young kids. I have little kids, yeah. I have a mix of time. I mostly just play with them every day of my life. It's pretty boring. Really? Yeah. Have they gotten into the wiggles yet? I don't think they're relevant anymore. Wiggles aren't relevant. I thought I just saw somebody, somebody was telling me about their kids. Nope. I don't think so. Oh, the wiggles were a blast. No, we're all about. Pepe pig. Pepe pig. Yeah. Pepe pigs are jam.
Yeah. I don't really get to do anything fun over, because I just hang out with my kids every day of my life. Yeah, that's the way it works. They're fun until they're not. Yeah. I go sleep with them. That's okay. Do you? I used to. When did they stop sleeping in your bed? My oldest daughter, probably when she was six. We couldn't get rid of her. My middle daughter really wasn't into it. My son probably when he was four or five. My middle daughter is the most independent in that way.
My second daughter is the same, but my first daughter is never going to ever become a one person. She could just sew herself to me. She would sew herself to me. It's fun. Yeah. Then you'll miss those days. But. I just got a tattoo of her right before I came here. That's cool. Those are my kids. Oh, those are your kids? That's cute. Yeah. Why the back of their heads? Because I don't show the front of their faces.
I'm not going to put the front of their faces in my arm because then everybody's going to see it. Yeah, and I would have to hide them every time. So I got the back of their heads on me. That's just have them, you know, because they're like little sisters. That's cute. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. Do you have tattoos? No. Why? I mean, it wasn't into it. Like, when I grew up, your dad had tattoos and his Navy buddies had tattoos and like the old men had tattoos, it wasn't.
Why don't you go now? Just not into it. You don't want to get a friendship one with me. No. Why? Just not into it, because everybody's got to get a tattoo. Are you judging me? No, you be you. Right. I don't care. But just not think. You're different. Yeah. I like to. You're not like everyone else. Exactly. walking you. I know. Okay. Glad you know that. Yeah. Get a tattoo. Mark, please don't up a little bit. I don't want to sleep. Get a sleep. I look pretty cool. What would
this leave be of? Just bunch of random stuff. Just random face. Your face. Yeah. Just right there. I think you should do it. Do you imagine coming home and my wife going, what did you just do? Who's face is that? She's about her face on there too. It's like your bb's and you bb's on one arm and you're on the other arm, baby. Yeah, why not? I really do think that you should get a sleep though. No, it's not my style. Before you die. Before
you die. Before I die. No, not just one sleeve. Not even a half a sleeve. Some neck tattoos. No, why do people get neck and face tattoos? I don't get that. I want a neck tattoo. Why? Because it's cute. Little butterfly right there. Maybe a butterfly, but yeah, but yeah, just not my thing. Yeah. They're fun. Just like right all over. I'm going to have my kids draw some on me too. I'd rather just take a pen and I can clean it up when it's over.
Just get one. No, not going to happen. Okay. Your kids get them. It's up to them. I mean, you got to make your own call. But yeah, I wouldn't like it if they got tattoos, honestly, but that's up to them. That's good. I'm going to encourage them too. If you guys are watching this in your Mark Cuban skids, you should get a few tattoos. Don't look at your kids like that. You're trying to get the intimidate them. You can do it, guys. I said so. What
is that? What is that face? I don't think it works. It doesn't. I don't think that's ever worked for you. No. No. Well, Mark, you're a very stingy billionaire. You haven't offered me anything today. No. I've offered to help you. That's true. I've offered to help you. Okay. And since I don't. I didn't like barge in on your manifesting. So you get all the manifest energy. Okay. That's helping. Okay. But you could just help. Wait, you could
give me a billion dollars right now. And it probably wouldn't have effect you. Yeah, what? But in five million dollars will go small. Five million. I could buy a house. It's all in California. Yeah. But then you'd have to pay all those taxes. I'll pay the taxes. I promise I'm not going to complain about the. You don't have any revenue from your podcast. I will eventually have revenue from my podcast. What if you don't then they take the house
back and I gave you five million for nothing? Mark, let's just see what happens. No. Let's just try it. I'm protecting you, Bobby. I'm protective like that. There's friends where birthday like soulmates. Okay. Well, can you buy me like a designer bag? Real one. Obviously. Why would you buy me a fake one? You're Mark Cuban. Because no one's going to know. No, I don't know. Why would you buy your wife a fake designer bag? She buys her own stuff. Yeah. She's really
independent. Okay. So buy me one. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Okay. Well, thank you, Mark, for coming on to my podcast today. Is there anything else you'd like to tell the listeners? It's been fun. It's been different. It's been interesting. I liked it. Okay. Thank you. The fun, the different, the interesting. I think you could have left without that. I mean, try that again. No, it's good. That's that's a positive. Oh. Yeah. Because I mean, I've done lots of interviews. This is very
unique. I like that. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm glad you saw on the floor today. I'm glad I got that offer. I hope that you find some billionaires that won't even invest in my podcast. I told you, I'd help you though. You will. Yeah. I told you I helped you. I told you I helped yourself. Okay. You figure out which one of the companies that could benefit that you think fits your audience the best. Okay. And I'll show you what comes next. Okay. Deal. Let's make each other richer.
I'll make you rich. No, I don't want to make that commitment because you'd be like, you already said it. And I'm going to cut it after. It's just going to be not all the key rich. And then I'm just going to. Yeah. How much do you edit this? All the way. I can make you say whatever I want you to say. I've had that happen too. And so you're just going to make me rich. And and with that said, I'm out. No. And with that, what do you say on truck tank? Oh, for those
reasons, for those reasons, I'm out. Yeah. Okay. Let's start over. And for those reasons, I'm out Mark. Actually, can you say that, Tendon? For those reasons, we're out. No. That's good. Is that a good, good take? I think that's a good end. Okay. You can try it one more time and then we can be done. For those reasons, we're out. Yeah, we are. I had no money to invest in it to begin with. But thank you, Mark, for coming today. Thank you. Oh, sorry.