Hi, welcome to the really good podcast. My name is Bobby Altoff and I'm here with doing introduce yourself It's called the really good podcast. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's such a like Comsending name I mean like Like what if but of some but of some people think it's not really good That's their opinion and it's wrong. Well
Technically opinions aren't wrong. I personally think it's a really good podcast. Thank you, but What if someone like what do you say to people who think it's not a really good podcast? I mean like what if they say you should Change your name. It's a really average Like what would you say to that person? That's really mean But it's an opinion though. How's it mean still mean? It can be mean an opinion can be mean. That's true Yeah, but it being mean is also an opinion
Technically, yeah, that's true. Yeah, do you know where the same age are we yeah? You know it's all crazy about life. Mm-hmm. You can be the same age as a mighty and not know Like you look 17 and but there's basketball players who are 25 who look fucking 34 Do you don't look like you're 25? Yeah, yeah younger? No Fuck you. What? I'm fucking I'm fucking it's so crazy because I came when I started doing music
I was a 17 I turned 18 years old. I was a fucking kid. Yeah, like I was always told like I like a fucking baby Like a fucking nice and older than 25 Fuck I'm 27. Yeah 27 was that's Two-three years from 30. Yeah We're getting there. I'm looking forward to it. You are. Yeah, I'm not I'm turning 30 My daughter be eight. Oh, you have a daughter. Yeah, that's me. I'm gonna be eight It's really old. It's a fun age though. Yeah ice cream shit. Don't you not yet ice cream now?
Yeah, she gets ice cream now, but she can't tell me like oh, I want the Swell no Wait When you're 30 she's gonna be eight and right now you're 25 I don't really do good math, but I feel like she's three. How old is she? I will talk about it because I think my number is a wrong. You don't know how old your daughter. I know I know how old my daughter is But the number I said may or may not be the accurate number when I turn 30 and I don't want to talk about it I'm your a month younger than me
You're just July July your August 23rd. I'm July 31th. Yeah, I'm a little You follow that no, what does your shirt say? I love seeing holes. I love what seen holes Can you elaborate what does that mean what is out? I love seeing holes mean. Yeah, I don't know someone gave it to me But I think it means just like holes on the scene. Oh What scene this scene? I
There is on the scene right now. It's always holds on the scene. Are you always not right now? No, it's always holds on the scene The scene yes, this scene no, but the scene like the scene is like just like Anytime like something popping just like just It's seen holes, you know, yeah, gracious. I hate seeing holes, but the shirt is funny. I hate it, bitch I'm not entirely sure what that means so I don't know that I can
Like the woman like like the bitches is always at the club. Yeah always at the popping parties for me I was on your fucking time line. Yeah, bitch. Go read a book or something You know what I do you read books. I'm always up the club Hmm, you don't strike me for a Clubian is that what they're called? That's what I'm called You just don't strike me for that type of yeah, I get put a lot you strike me for like banana republic Billy Joe
That is so you're wrong. Well, I'm not done. Okay What's the ah What is that you're doing right now trying to think that country artist name not bad? Hmm, who could yeah, what is that? It's an indigenous activity that a strong minded men Due to encourage positive further thinking thoughts
Okay, are you doing that right now? Yeah, yeah, right. It's keeping it's time being ahead a step ahead of you in this conversation I'm actually carrying your conversation on your podcast Because you keep talking over me not because you're that talk over you help you with your points because you don't know I don't know what my I don't know what my points why do you call yourself what you call yourself? What are you talking about? I don't want to say it What's your name?
Miles no, you're other name the name that you tell people they black Johnson I What? How do you say little is that right or a little what how do you say that? How do you pronounce that if you were telling people I do say little or a little about no anything I said I know The white people have a stronger background with boats than black people
Okay, meaning for anything if I know anything I know you know how to say better now and I would know how to say it little no I know how to say yaddy that's not the problem there it is I'm asking about the first word little why didn't you go for a big like like a black slang thing Yeah, I just don't understand how to say it I just I sometimes see people say little and I don't know if you're saying if you're adding letters that aren't there
It's little not a little okay, right. That's what I was asking where you from?
um Southern California where we're gonna beach we're gonna beach Hollister and shit that's what you strike me for a Hollister Abercumbi not aeropostal Why not our pastos just like the lower Brand okay, yeah, yeah, no you like you're like a Hollister You're gonna call you know what that mean you made cookies are ready Who's screaming that to Who's that my favorite right person and and who is that that's Maddie what is her job to get cookies for you?
She just does she can do anything she is super human How long have you known her Six years six years Yeah, about to be six years. It's a long time. Oh really? Yeah, no how wow six years. It's not long time. I mean, it's it's it's not like a month But in in retrospect, no, I don't think six years is long. We were like 19 years old six years ago. That's pretty was a long time What is how old I was have to do anything? I just think it's cool or this nameage
And you're a lot more successful than me. So I'm just how do you know that? You have a house. How you know that you have a house for one? How do you know that because I'm in it right now? But how do you know it's mine? That's true. Is it not yours?
You just assumed that that's not true That's so interesting you assume this was my house now is most successful That's like the first like the first white person to ever assume some should like that about a black person Do you blink if like shigging in my eyes and shit I'm good at staring contest though. Let's do one you blink like six you lost more. Okay. No, let's you didn't say start Why are you looking down there? I'm waiting to start
Why down there though? I don't know that's just what I would okay. This is it Okay, I didn't can you can you start let's start one two three? You lost I do didn't say start okay one you lost that doesn't that's not how that works okay How are you okay? I lost okay. All right anyways. Yeah, so what's the thing with the blazer over the arms and not in the arms? I was kind of cold now all the way cold like your top of your shoulders were cold. Yeah
I bought a little bit your back a little bit sick. Thank you. What's the thing with the slippers? These bad boys keep me cozy. I was trying to you know, I was I was I was ducking and diving in between sweatshorts sweatpants I really went to wear black sweatpants, but I couldn't find the black sweatpants. I wanted to wear So I just put black pants on I didn't want to wear black pants. I hate wearing pants in my house. Oh, yeah, it's my house. You got me. Oh, there you go. You got yourself
I do have myself. You have a lot of money It depends what's a lot of money to you your cookies are done You want one? Um, maybe later. Oh Oh, man, they make like a perfect or Roma smell. She's sitting in the middle so they could just like be the smell of this conversation. Thank you. Oh, you're gonna They smell great. How much was this couch? Uh, like 11,000 I think And you think that's cheap for a couch?
Uh, no, but I have more expensive couches. Where do more houses? That one is I do have to but oh, that one is your other house. Why do you have two next door to each other? Because what I bought this house, I felt like the neighbors were far too close. I didn't like it. I like privacy and I was like, uh, it's so close. Sometimes, something a rich person does most people just deal with their neighbors. You just bad with their house. Yeah, but I like privacy.
I, yeah. So I just one day knocked and doing the ask me if he was sick. Who lives in the house. Right now my mom's over there. You don't want me to meet her? Yeah, my mom's amazing. You could be my mom. She's great. You but you'd probably like dislike your mom after you met my mom. Because she's so great. I want to meet her after this. You started a podcast. I did. For my I did it for my best friend. Oh, yeah, not for yourself. No.
Oh, is it with your best friend? Yeah. I did it because I wanted to like make him rich. Is it working? Not yet. But I mean, he's shit. Well, I don't know. We got our first sponsor. We got a pretty good deal. You know, good signing deal. So I mean, he's not rich, but he has my money to start. How much money was it for? Can you tell me all park? No. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know. What kind of earrings you got in your ear? I think. I don't say what I don't say how they were. I feel like you're judging them. No, no. I want to. I just want to see them. You want to. How many piercings do you have? Just one. Really? Well, one on each ear. That's on. That's on. Woman like. On woman like in today's time to have one piercing on your ear. Yeah. How many persons you got, Sydney? How many persons you got?
What? How many piercings? Your sinks. Yeah. Yeah. How many you got, Maddie? How many did you have? Yeah, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. I'm on woman like. You have your nails done. I'm a man like. That was great. That was such a great reaction response. I like this. I was buddy. I told you. Can I see your toes? No, they're actually. I know. If they weren't actually, I would show you. What's on your toenails? I think a red.
Those your assistant do your nails. No, I have a nail lady. She's often just come. And I'm rosy. I'm never here. So like. Where are you? Like just everywhere. Traveling. Where? She goes everywhere. Do you fly her out? No, I usually see it when I come back. I need to see her. I got, but I got these done and. So you just set all of that just to kind of broad because my question was how often do you see her? It was.
Answer is not much. Let's talk about you. And shit. I know nothing about you. Yeah. I was, you know, I'll tell you how I saw your shit. I was on TikTok. And I don't never get on TikTok. Do you follow me on TikTok? I do. Follow you on TikTok. I'll follow you back. Yeah. Anyways, I was on TikTok. And I was just scrolling. I saw your thing with.
Winnie Marco, which I love. I love. I actually he's like a huge representative. Are you friends with him? We're friends, but I met him a couple of times. And we're cool. And he's obviously from Atlanta. So I.
I a bird just hit the window here. I heard something. I didn't know that. Yeah, bird is doing. But he's so fucking funny. He's very funny. Oh, man. He's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. And it was I was crying. You were crying. I was crying. Yeah. It was so funny. He's very funny. Oh, man. You guys were great. I was like, I have to be on this. Thank you. Do you know who I just filmed an episode with recently? Hey, you told me your best friend. Yeah. No, he told me to. You guys are best friends. Yeah.
Are you worried that I'm going to take your place? You couldn't never. Maybe. The links both to us is black slot. Huh? He leads more towards the black slot. Yeah. That's what you think. No. No. No. How did it go? Good. How good? Pretty good. Really? Yeah. Like how long ago? A conversation? An hour. How in depth? Very. Very in depth? Yeah. Like if you could compare it to something, the depth of something like what?
The like outside and how deep is it? How deep is that? Pretty deep. Yeah. It's that deep. No. Yeah. How deep are your conversations? With who? With you? No. Who? Very deep. How deep? Like center of the earth. He's your best friend in the world. I would say the world. But he's definitely like.
Top three. Yeah. Who's the other two? Relevancy. Well. Are you? Arbor's naturally like that? What do you mean? Do you like getting done? No. I get that. Thank you. I really don't know where I was getting at. Thank you. Yeah. I'm going to steal your best friends. Do you want to make fun of my hands? I doubt it. I didn't make fun of anything.
You just said I can tell they did. Yeah. You did. No. I was saying that like you misinterpreted that. Yeah. No. You play sports? No. Do I look like I play sports? Like a mean tennis serve. Thank you. No. Do you play sports? No. I can tell. Do you work out? I used to. I want it off. I'm never home. It's hard. It's hard.
It's hard to keep a schedule when you're not home. You know, like like it's so much schedules are just like man. My life is like. It's a blessing. I love it. But you know, it's tiring sometimes. So tiring.
You know, my fucking five amp lights show that I took a five amp light to get here. Yeah, but you probably thought about receipt. Then I thought consistently. You probably do fly with regular people. Excuse me. Do fly with regular people or do you fly sometimes? Do you have a plane? Do I have a plane? Yeah. No, I'm not. I just run. Okay. You don't use his often. If you could go like right now. Since he's your friend.
I could right now. Right now. No. No. I could, but you can't. Let's both go. Excuse me? Let's go both go. Since we're his best friends. I'm anywhere. Do you want to go to? I'm going to judge you based off which is why you know. Okay. I have never left the country. Really? Not a lie. You have a passport. I do. Are you coming out?
I'm not. I'm not. I know. Have you ever been a jail? No. Have you? Yeah. Socks. Why? Why is this? Why have you been? Why have you been? You don't want to get into it? Yeah. Okay. Was it recent? Yeah. I'm going to. Do you go to? Do you plan on going more? No. No. Fuck your sucks. I hate him. Do you break a lot of laws? No. No. Speeding. That's why you've gone to jail.
Twice. How fast are you going? 140. One time. I didn't know Chris could do that. Do you have one outside? No. I had to sell it to pay for all of your jail. I'm going to stop from going to jail. How many cars do you have? I have six, seven, three, four, five, six. Can I have one? No. Why? You just don't see me as someone who can drag well.
That doesn't matter if you give it to me. What is it to you that I don't give a lot? Yeah that you depreciate it. You're giving it to me. It doesn't matter if it's just... Right. But I don't want you to depreciate something I'm going to give you. It will be worthless. It will be worthless. If you depreciate it. It's not going to be worth anything to do. It's not going to be worth anything to do. It has to.
Nice. I said like car. What car? X. Why? No the cheapest one. Which is a Model 3. Yeah sorry I can't afford the nicest one. If you want to buy a lot from me I would be happy to accept the thought. I think after your next few episodes you'll be able to buy whatever you want. You're going to be on fire. I have $300 in my bank account right now. That's okay. After your next few episodes you'll be able to buy fire. I'm fire. I'm manifestin that for you.
You are. I hope I helped you. I didn't really like sitting on the far end of the plane the very back today. I would like to sit in the front of the plane. Like by the bathroom? I saw all the... there was no bathroom. Thankfully we just had to sit all the way in the back. Like the last... almost the last room. No the last room. Like you can't even go back.
There's no back. The way back there. That's what I saw in the computer today. I haven't done them so long. I'm more the same age so that's like we're just at such different places in life. Give me no you can't. You can't imagine. It's a success by someone else. I can. You shouldn't. But I'm looking at you and you have a house with giant... two houses.
Crayons. You have two houses. You like my crayons? I do. Give them 1970. Can I have one? No. Why won't you give me a name? I'm really expensive. It took me a lot to get. How much? I like 5,000 each crayon. That's not that much. It is fucking plastic crayons. They're plastic. They're not crayons. They're schooled to this. You got ripped off. You like them. How much is your thing over there?
I don't know Batman guy. Batman? Yeah. I don't know a couple thousand. Maybe like four or five thousand. That was a good deal. That's a dark night back man. Cool. The best Batman. That's cool. Do you write your topics on your hand? What the fuck? Did you don't have like a eye pad or a laptop or something? I can't afford one. Oh that's... how much do you know about me? Not a lot. Nice. Same.
We're on the same page. It's two strangers same age on the couch. One's the way more successful than the other. For now. Do you think I'm going to be more successful than you? I hope so. You hope so but let's be realistic. Well I mean it's as real as you know realism is what you make it. I think. I hope so. What are you doing? What are you doing? I would love to like see you like.
At like a pizza hut take out one day like five years as you're getting your fucking Bentley. What you should now shades on. I'm like what the fuck Bobby? That's you. You're like it's me nigga. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. But you can continue. I'm not going to say that. Please don't put words like that in my mouth. What? I'm not going to say that. So what? What's up? You wouldn't say what's up? Are you going to say it to me? You just be like.
I wouldn't say that. Please don't put don't do that to me. Do what? Don't say that. I wouldn't say that. You know I wouldn't say that. I don't know you wouldn't say that. We're just meeting. Okay. I wouldn't say that. I would like the record to you. Let's do that. I wouldn't say that. Don't laugh at me. Okay. Okay. I am. Okay. Why are your teeth so white? Why my teeth so white? Yeah. Are they real? Really?
You grew them yourself. I pay for myself. Do you have the nearest? I do have the nearest. That's why there's a way. Well you're pretty smart. They look good. Thank you. They were a strong investment. How much? 90,000. Can you smile so I can see like all of your teeth? 90,000 dollars. I think they were worth it. They look real. It was worth the money. I hope so. I hope so. I could have took.
I'm not going to wait cheaper. Yeah. How did you find that? Cause I want to young thugs dentist. He had the best vignette ever seen. Who? Young thug? Who's that? Does he sing as well as you? Let's take a second and talk about you. Right? Okay. What are you into?
Starting a podcasting career. What else? Personally? My kids. Okay. Your kids. How many? Two. Beautiful. You don't buy me a plane ticket to come here today. Well, your podcast not mine. Yeah. Your best friend bought me a plane ticket. Yeah. So he has more money than you. Yeah. He has fucking 50 times. I wanted to meet you. We dug my. I just wanted you to know that if you didn't know that. Oh, I know. I tell them that all the time. He buys my plane tickets.
Nice of him. He's fucking filthy rich. Yeah. Do you think you'll ever be as rich as him? I hope so. I plan on it. I manifest it. He's asking me to do me like 14 years longer than me. So 14 years, you might be that successful. Well, you remember me when you're that successful. When I run into you in your roles, Russ and like, what's up, Niko?
You got like a big diamond tooth right here. You're like, I made it. Niko. I'm like, Bobby. Go girl. You go, Bobby. I'm not going to say that. We'll remember it differently. I was just not going to happen like that. I'll say, hi. What's your new miles? Hi, miles. How are you doing today? Niko said you like, Bobby. What the fuck?
Hi, miles. How are you doing today? How are your children? We have more children by then. By the time you get some money, I hope so. God damn you want another kid right now. Huh? You want more kids? Yeah. I want five. I grew up on my, I had a little sister, but we're six years apart. And so we didn't grow up, like we grew up together in the same house, but like we didn't grow up together. And it was fucking like, man, I really wanted siblings.
Yeah. So, yes, I do. Yeah. Was it great? Yeah. I approve of your message to have a lot of kids. Yeah. It's a good idea. It's five a lot. Five? Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to support them all financially? What the fuck is someone doing? I don't know. Some people don't do that. Of course. Okay. So Lili. Good job. Yeah. That's the most important thing in my life. You kid. Yeah. How old is she? Huh? How old is she? How old is your kid?
Huh? Just answer the question. The question is there to be answered. How old is your daughter? How old is my daughter? Three three years old. Is she? Hmm. Hmm. You're getting somewhere. Hmm. Do you have any questions for me? Yeah.
So you from Laguna Beach? Wait, Laguna Beach is fucking money. Yeah. I'm not from there. I just love their currently. I lied. You live there currently? Yeah. Oh, you have money now? No, I rent on the beach. Not on the beach. In the beach. It's a, I have to walk the beach. You live in the water. Yeah. How's in on the water? You have to get a rod of boat to your house like an island? No. Huh? No. So that's like your house. My house is like not nice.
Like this. And I don't own it. I couldn't buy a house if I wanted to. So I hope. Hopefully. You got to be tired. I hope so. Fuck you. You have to say I am. Is that how you got to where you are today? Fuck yes. You just say I am. I just said I'm going to do this. I dropped out of college and no fucking clue what I was going to do. But I was just like, I'm going to do this. But you got into college. So you're just already smarter than I am.
Not necessarily. Yeah. I might have just did a little better than you in test scores. I was a very average student. I was very below average student. Yeah, but what the fuck did school mean? Yeah, I don't know. Nothing. Are you kids going to go? I don't know. I don't know. What my daughter do. Is she in school right now? No. Cause she's too young. Yeah. She's in so many. She's in so many lessons. She can swim. So she's older than two?
She's younger than four. She's three. I don't know how old she is. She's three. Trying to crack this code on. Huh? Trying to crack this fucking code. I just want to know how your daughter is. I just kind of keep those made that kind of stuff. I don't talk about it. You know, I got never posted her. I never said her age. Type shit. If it was up to me, I would have never posted a fucking birthday.
I'm in birthday, man. I'm fucking being. You know, I always share and shit on the fucking internet. I don't share my kids. Yeah, it's for what? Yeah. Why the fuck would you do that? Yeah, some people are sick out here. They are fucking disgusting. I want to sound afraid of another day. You've heard that. I haven't watched it. But I've heard of it sick. Not in a cool way. Okay. I watch it really sad. Yeah. I did an interview like a week ago. For NBC News about the
making children offline. No, it was like a month ago. Like about sex. I'm like, no, just how you shouldn't post kids on social media. They didn't air it. Why? I don't know. I was really excited to see myself on TV. I was I told my whole family. And I was really looking forward to it. I got already for it. And they just didn't. They're just an area. I would love to see it. Do you have it? No. I text someone. I said, Hey, what time is it coming on? My family is excited. And I'm going to say, I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a few days. I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a few days. I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a few days, I'm going to be in a
few days. And they just like, didn't ever respond and they just never heard it. So that happens. Yeah, probably not to you. No, but it happens. Yeah, to other people and normal people like you. Yeah. Thank you for telling me that. No, everyone doesn't get that opportunity even get to film it. Yeah. At least you'll always have the memory like I feel almost was on TV. You get your time. Yeah. I'm going to be on TV. Yeah. Yeah. No. You don't get
Hopefully one day you want to be on TV. Yeah say nigga right now in the camera You'll get there Fucking quick up tell you say it. You'll be there by the fucking For sundown you know look at that camera template. Yo, what's up? I won't be doing that. I don't want to be on TV. I want to be on TV enough like for the right reasons not MTV Yeah, not BT sure Okay Cookie later when we go to your mom's house So you like eat crazy do you have like when you eat things do you like
Eat like the cookie monster. No It would be cool to see that would be weird to see I mean anyone who doesn't take a cooking on cameras But they have obviously your they like something's off I don't want to have chocolate in my teeth when I'm talking to you. Is there chocolate on you? No Just do food stick to your teeth since they're fake what your teeth are fake so the speed still stick to them Or you don't deal with that. Yeah nigga To vote Of course Where did you grow up here? I'll let know
You're like it's food in this house. No No, I'm not here like this. Not it not over here. No where West is your mom still there or she lives here now. No, she's still there, but I still own house You own the house you grew up in fuck yeah, I live in one house my entire life I would never sell it you want to buy every house in that neighborhood and do what with it?
I don't know just how on the neighborhood Like I was like for any to people in shoot mm-hmm But like this it would feel nice to know like the house I grew up in and play and they would have played in my entire life is my neighborhood And you won't share it with anyone I watch a chair. I just let people live in it for free. You have enough money. I Guess you don't really understand the concept of well though. No Yeah, I see how would I understand it if I'm not I see
I'm gonna buy a whole neighborhood and let people live in it for free. I guess why you can't buy anything with it Do not do nice things for people nice things for all the time do you all the time? I did this this is me doing something nice for you You want to You're funny No, no, so I want to do this because I am funny. Oh It was who you said that you were gonna reach out to me to be on anyway
I actually start first. It just didn't sent you should take you should change your messages You have it so that people can't message you you probably miss so many messages from people who think you're cool and want Like do something with you. What'd you say? I said I want to do this shit. Oh, when did you say that? I said it like A night before you hit me Can we pretend that you asked to be here and I didn't send that message nope Please
We can just cut off the part where you that whole story. We can start this like I said So when you reach out to me. This is be doing you a favor. No, you this is me doing you a favor about the Bushek career No, I'm about to boost your podcast Yours is struggling mine isn't my did I I 400,000 views 10 hours my episode yesterday on what on YouTube Well, that's different you can post anything and people would watch it
Doesn't mean it was good you could change your change your stance. You gotta keep your stance You got put your feet down and stand on whatever you say what did I say that my your you Why just not on Instagram. It's not doing very well. Yes, not yeah, okay, so you agree I suck at posting I'm not a I'm not big one social platform social media posting YouTube is a social media. Yeah, but I'm not I'm not suck at promoting things on social media. Okay, I hate people
So pain I hate comments. I just rather not I'll do it put it out So you do need my help on Instagram. I'm gonna help at all you do because you're your Instagram for it doesn't have 10,000 followers My what your Instagram for your podcast that we started what fucking two weeks ago? That's a long time to not get to 10,000 followers. Hmm warming our YouTube is at 30,000 subscribers in two weeks will be okay. I know, but you're Instagram. You could use them help Instagram
What you care about that's what you care about Instagram. I'm saying you could use them help Instagram Yeah, I have more YouTube followers and your your podcast too. When is boss. Do you have I don't have any Fucking loser you win the help we talk about money. You talk about followers. I know I need help I really have a sponsor by the way, huh? I already said that you can and we're by the guy second. Oh congratulations
Both thank me. Huh thank me. Thank you. Don't thank me. I'm not thanking you literally just I said congratulations Don't congratulate me. I don't need your congrats. Okay Did he hope should I help you get a sponsor? Yeah, you should that'd be great Here on the greatest podcast or the best podcast the really good Here on the really good podcast. Mm-hmm. We looking for a sponsor So if any you like like Martha Stewart Marshalls
I'm trying to fit I'm trying to fit in the brand. Okay, okay fine any candle companies Kettle corn popcorn companies I want to I just want to stay in brand any like nice Nice I can work with better friends and want not those bands brands are bad if you guys do want to work with me I'm not picky and I will I love you guys. I Would you try and stay in brand? Yeah, and I yeah, okay. I mean I got what you're doing
Okay, so I so if I'm a little bit higher. Okay, so what's the list of like Martha Stewart is fucking high? I would as your list of like what does she do? What does she sell does she sponsor people's podcast? What is she spit sell? Martha Stewart does she sponsor people's podcasts?
I'm not okay, then I'm saying you don't have to well, maybe not black people You don't have to make it a bar race So it's bar is Anyways, so if you could like what would those sponsors be I mean like again, I said I don't really know fucking shit about you You modeled for easy or what did you do with them? So you know who easy is but you didn't know who young dog was I think you're lying. How I swear on My life I don't know who that is Shame how do you guys come up with your names?
Why aren't you big you guys you and young bug? How did he come up with that why not I don't do that? Don't do that. You know what I meant don't put words in my mouth. I Said you guys and you know what I meant by that. No, you know you got that I was so like I you guys you and young bug are you friends? Like why does Drake go by Drake and then you
Come up with something that is just completely random. I was right. I want this middle name. Oh Bestie, you don't know anything about him What are you asking are you I'm just trying to get why do you call yourself that and what is young dog go himself thought? I don't fucking know you just came up to me I'm a fucking Bobby. I don't I choose that. I'm aware that it's a boys name My one one of my closest friends daughter is named Bobby. I actually love that name Then why do you just insult it?
I just act you why you call yourself Bobby. She's about the same way to you chose to call yourself thought so why did you choose that? I chose the streets You just like went outside and you're like what the streets chose it. How can you elaborate a month streets? How you know about the streets no you have a struggle? Yes, I will kind of struggle I what do you mean what kind of struggle? I struggle my whole life like learning no, so what kind of struggle?
I'm money talking to people money. I will level I come home lights off no AC yeah, actually by hot dogs with no buns I talked about this in my episode with Marco and I said thought yeah, you got you got free doors for new dark. I did do that That was so funny
I was actually kind of cool. I will talk about it to a snoop gave me free doors. Yeah, it was the highlight of my life still is I talk about it in every interview now because it's the only cool thing that's ever happened to me No, I mean now you've met me so Kind of could replace that part of it like you like all your life until now with Snoop dark stories and I was like I meant both That's not Drake so exactly. Well, do you think that I would?
What do you think I tell people I met Drake and both Boat yeah, you call yourself that you think that you should be like together and I'm like oh, I'm at Drake Oh, and also I'm at boat You want to be like Together to release really wow people You think cuz you okay, so you think I should tell people I met Drake and Bo and they're gonna know what I mean by that I think if you said that people would instantly start treating you different
How different like like if you said it to someone and it was raining outside they lay on the puddle so you could step over them to get to where you are That's how especially you think that you guys are Who knows try it next time is right outside and it's a puddle that you just can't jump over okay
To say to anyone near you To say it and see if they don't instantly jump on that puddle for you to step across You really think highly of yourself I just tried it okay either either I'm gonna get someone's gonna get mad at me because they're gonna say why I would do an expect that of me or You know someone's gonna do it so we'll see what happens I Hope Hope not diverse one
That's a real possibility that you're always up you know you never try it. Well, you're such a Debbie downer try it first Okay, okay Who do you think I'm gonna have next I think the sky's a fucking limit Who would you want me to talk to you next Have to be someone like I think you have to have always funny conversations
Like I think you and Kevin Gates would be fucking hilarious. I don't know that is It would be crazy it'd be so he's wild yeah, he's wild He's insane Yeah intimidating what females do you want to see he talked to you?
I don't know man. I think you could probably talk to like you and cry to be would be fucking Yeah, that'd be funny Glad we know you can that's okay Well, I've had a half a one so why haven't you had any I have a one have more than half of one if you want I said one and a half that's my second one I should just ate a full meal and you you just ate that in front of me that was really weird too Just I want I want to talk about that for a second. Well, I'll for you. No, you offered me a different
Well, you ate food in front of me. Yeah, I offered you a refreshment. You don't think that was a little weird We walked and I walked into your house. No, can I talk? I Walk into your house and you didn't even say hi to me. I First off, I the second I saw you I said hi We talked I know you did not I didn't first off Do okay replay them okay, I will and what happened was I was in my room. I came out. I didn't see anyone but him okay I spoke to him immediately
Say hello, okay, shook his hand. We're men and men handshake and I want to set up the hooker Then you and your friend came out about them same time, which was completely fucking weird. I don't want to stand that You know saying you didn't even you came out about them same time You know what I'm talking came about them same time. That's fucking awkward. It's not the club You don't have to go it's not a buddy system. You know, go to the bathroom at one time came out together
And I said when you guys came out with first thing I thought was that's fucking weird. Why they come out together I said I was thinking someone thought so you can go ahead you can tell your version. I'll tell my no Go ahead. Come on. Come on. I said hey, okay, you guys can Hooked Sydney I haven't extended my hook to you. Yeah, okay, go ahead. It's two hugs. Okay. I gave out hugs
And then you walked okay, can I now tell my version or are you done and then hold on? No, we're not done and then you came Sit down. Yeah, and then I put up a chair and you saw it for two seconds Well, I had to eat my full game and you didn't offer any you knew what time I was coming No, I fucking did it. No, you said Way to two you I talked to your time is it? It's seven fucking PM now it is I got here at 5.30
I text you and I said I was when I was coming. Oh, you didn't I did I did I sent you I just you did not say I'll be there for 30 No, I text your assistant Now who's what is that? Doors how you knew I was coming you knew I flew all the way to be here for you and you could have said oh Hey, um, do you want anything to eat you're coming over? I didn't want you to think that it was something else Okay, I didn't want to give you that impression that I was I'm good yet you just avoided to I left
No, I think me eating or by the time you started eating you could be like hey are you hungry? Can I get you anything? I would have said no just to be cordial but I'm here for you. Let's you know that like you're not my type I knew that walking in I wanted you to know that I just wanted to make sure was I feel like if I would have like Had food and had like a small glass of wine. You would have been like
This is wine I don't know why you could have offered food. I just think wine goes with food. You know, do you drink wine? No, okay, then why do you think it goes with food? What? What's what are you doing with your eye? You're blinking one eye. What Why are you blinking one of your eyes? Can you can I tell you my version? Are you ready? Is that a yes? Okay, I'm taking that as a yes. I I get a new bar here I pull up and no one really talks to me. Who's nobody?
Anyone just like it was kind of who's your all I don't know the people that work for you my security no You're security you have a female security. Oh my assistant my security that y'all in no, and then your assistant who else was here? Oh, oh Geo, okay, I'd okay then you guys we just kind of came in and awkwardly stood there and then I said Sydney was me No, all right, so do you just make sure that's the point that's the point is that you should have come out when I I
Rear the second boss is and said they're here. I came out and I came out and he was here I spoke to you. No because then I speak to you. I'm not Spoken. This is my version. You didn't want me to talk during your version. Okay, so then I said So I we walk in and my friend said me says I have to go to the bathroom and I said okay
I'm not gonna stand over here by myself. Let me come in and see your piss I didn't know I want to be by myself because it was really awkward you much rather he didn't look at P come out of her vagina He didn't even want to be by himself He tried to come with us to the bathroom whoa Whoa, okay, I get what's going on this production family is One of those Hollywood production families. Okay, can we get back to the point? then we come we sit out here and
Mm-hmm, and you said hi. I said hey before you said huh? I said I said hey before you said okay And then you said hey, you give us a hug like a really awkward the most awkward hug I was no No, I was normal you kind of like turn to the side extended one arm. I didn't know like a baby I don't want you to think that you're my type. I don't want you to fall off No, I didn't want you to think that I didn't want you to think that I was your type higher class I got a blazer not that's not why I'm
Baby armhood. I wanted you to know that I wasn't your type so I wore a blazer because I know how men get about shoulders out Okay, okay, and then I didn't want to give you like too much of a hug because I wanted to make sure you knew like hey
It's not the distance right right, okay, I still don't think that you should have like then you walked away Okay, then you just walked away you didn't even say like oh, okay, I'm gonna go eat you just like you said hi and you walked away Hmm to be the differ Did you know when the white woman tells the story that's all people believe anyway, that was not necessary Go ask Sydney what happened she'll tell the same story she's gonna tell the story like how I told the story
That's not how she's gonna tell the story. She's gonna be like I went to use the bad thing then she was like I want to come in there with you know, it's like You know Didn't get a man tried to go be it and it was just like it's a small bathroom Doesn't really have room for those type of activities This type of activities the was that you were trying to stop doing that stop doing not what this is a professional environment It's not my house. This is the most unprofessional place of all time
It's trampoline out back fucking jet skis. We got like video games everywhere toys and shit Okay, most unprofessional back or I like yeah, your house looks like it's not for a toddler. It literally look like the coolest toddler ball time Who likes extreme pencils and loot time tables on the table? I don't know why that was there. Oh, I shit you not
How many people come into your house and leave condoms on the table? Well, I think it could have been a thing of like cleaning up and it could have been like Somewhere and it was like oh, let me put this here and then I'm gonna put it up and then just like You have tattoos yeah, where oh my back like a small turtle and love Of course it is what does it say live love pray eat love live laugh love Whatever yeah, that's what it says. What's your favorite movie?
um far than our stars No sex in the city No, what's your favorite movie you first? The notebook I was not far you weren't bar. It's a good movie. Oh, man. It's fantastic. What's your favorite movie? stellar that's a good movie. No, it's kind of confusing. No, yeah, no, you just have to watch it like eight times You don't think that's confusing if you have to watch it eight times together. It's like a long movie too Almost almost three hours. I think
So good. I never get tired of it I'm saying like a hundred times you just said you watched it eight times now I said you would have to watch it eight times to get it by the eight time. I got it But I've seen it over a hundred times. I don't believe you We put it on and start just saying the script Just say it right now. Why do you have to put it on just because it's better with it?
Just do it. I don't think I want to don't go gentle into that good night. I Wouldn't even know if that was from it if you and so you're right Maybe it's a famous quote that always goes on every time a professor brand is a like you Okay, you really do watch that movie a lot. I've seen it a bunch of times. I Don't want cookies You seem like the type of person that wouldn't tell me if I had chocolate in my teeth
Yeah, because I don't want you to think I was looking at your fucking lips. I wouldn't think that I know you wouldn't tell you that I was you had chocolate at your teeth I'll have one. I'm not gonna have the one that you had obviously. I'd be weird, but that would be awkward Yeah, well, why do you leave one that you had a bite of on the pomegranate? Cuz I'm cuz we're sharing them. You should finish the one you started. Well, it's just if I eat too many too soon. I'll start Okay, crazy
What's in them? No chocolate in what's gonna make you get crazy? Mm-hmm you said if I eat too many of them I'll get crazy. I'm concerned about the ingredients in them. No, like you know you too many cookies You just get like are you a toddler? Are you a toddler? I mean, did you? Are you a little children things and then you these are not children things okay nothing is for a child
These are not kid stuff. This is very Impressive things This is not child like Stuff okay, you can't play with these things I had a bite. It looks like a fucking gerbil to go bite. What the fuck is that? You're judging how I bite your bite you bid it with your front teeth Mm-hmm. What do you bite them with? I don't think I did that You take it you take you know that you're doing it again. What oh man? You go to like pumpkin patches and shit in October Do you not?
Why why don't I go to pumpkin patches and shit? Mm-hmm do I strike you as a pumpkin patch? No? That's why we're not each other's type. We're not each other's types That's why because I would want to go to a pumpkin patch and you like to be outside and grass without your shoes on no That's not But you do no, no We're starting to find too many things in common You hike no You hike oh my goodness for more similar than I thought I Don't actually go to pumpkin patches and enjoy it Just you know
Just go there to take a keep on. I don't know that anybody goes to pumpkin patches and enjoys it. Oh my god. I want to a pumpkin patch today I try to hit on me. No No My God Why would you say that don't make it like don't make this weird between us? It's like a general eight would be I'm not trying to relate to you You drink coffee mm-hmm you don't yeah, see we don't we don't have anything in mind I did that for you. Yeah, thank you and it helped yeah
And now we get it for you. I knew you I drink coffee absolutely how What do you mean what do I how do I give off like what do you mean by that I look like someone who drinks coffee Don't look at my camera. I'm looking at the viewer at home and saying boy like oh obviously she drinks coffee because they know they know They know you don't do your your family doesn't drink coffee. This isn't the cultural thing
My family into this is a cultural thing. What are you trying to do you get you just said I don't drink coffee I used to be black people don't drink coffee is that what you're saying? I said we you know I said I don't drink coffee
You said my people will know you don't do that don't do that. I'd like you like your family don't drink coffee No, you looked at the camera and you said my people can you stop getting who's calling you should answer that yeah You should you should tell him You're gonna be so bad So hey to Bobby she's being dumb races That's what I'm saying yeah, she just made a comment about like black people not drinking coffee Oh, did he not even let you film it?
You claim he's your best friend I feel like me feel my interview so just saying yeah Yeah, you're not live, but you're definitely in the middle of it Yeah, all right, brother, I'm the one holding this conversation a lot. I'll tell you that much All right, well Yeah, no she's a she's a sweetheart. I will talk love you You think he's your best friend. Yeah, yeah, it's clear I don't like him anyways Where would I go from here? No, I yeah
I'm glad you liked the cookie. I don't but I'm really hungry I You I've been traveling all day really I want to go to dinner. I'll take you guys dinner. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, let's do that You can do that. Do you have any last words? Do I have any last words I think that all women are amazing?
I say that a lot because I really mean it I think about that's one thing I think about in my long time I just have all the women in my life are so amazing like my mom my band and my band is all all women my sister My two assistants. Yeah, both women. I just think they're so awesome. I don't Men Yeah, I agree I don't know about great They're all pretty bad I mean she probably changed her camera guy then I'm working on it. I
Would like to have just women around me. Yeah, I do yeah, just have women around me. You do best friends She looks like a boy, but she's a woman. That's not very nice. No, it's it's on purpose. She wants to Yeah, that's good. It's on purpose. Yeah, she chewed just to just like many fresh Do you get your nails done because you like to look like a woman? Fuck you I get my nails done because it's cool. It's fun. Okay, I just was wondering
It is like I love to be a little woman. No, I don't love to be a woman. I just love women. Okay. I Don't just like a woman. I just like it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I was just yeah, this is just like it's fun It is fun. Yeah, and you encourage your best friend to get his nails done too. No, I never I'm so glad I can clear this up By the way, I've never told him to get his nails made he lied I walked in the room one time I walked in the house and
He was doing it. He was painting them himself. No, no, he had a son doing it. Okay I think you were like whoa, but you didn't tell him to do that Absolutely not I don't think he's want if he won't want you to show that no, no, no, that's the truth Now I walk it's your truth, huh? Maybe you forgot No, no, just like he didn't tell me start smoking hookah. This is his influence So there's the nail thing that was all in his own
Do you try to blame you? Yeah, I saw that comment. Yeah, it was funny though. It was funny I thought it was fucking it's so crazy. We are we do is troll non-stop and then people just buy it People take the into serious they do yeah, yeah Mm-hmm. They're gonna think that I'm your type I also want to think you're fucking racist. They're not gonna think that that's not true Well, you saying you're not my type also isn't true, but I'm not your type also is not true, but you keep saying that
You're my type. I know you like rappers. I like what? Yeah, I like what rappers You mean I like them like men would go teeth and scruffy afros Mm-hmm. Yep, you caught me Hey man, you gotta live in your troop. I don't see you as a caring kind person. I feel like in my mind. I feel like if like Like if someone like something was happening and someone's going through something you'd like Not know how to handle it like I feel like if someone's crying you like
Tap their knee like what would you do? It's okay? Why'd help them through it? You don't look like someone who'd help them through it because I'm black. That's not what I said mm-hmm Because I braids that's not what I said because I'm rap That's not what I said because I'm sagging No You just don't look like someone who's doing that because because because smoking You just know No, you saw that else Bobby. It's okay. That fuck you talked me through an entire hooker I'm sorry
Well, I can't talk much longer. I have no hooker left. Why can't you talk and not use that? Because it's it's become a really bad addiction Then maybe it's time to stop I'm not ready to do it. Let's have one more staring contest and then you can go okay great Let's close your eyes first close your eyes first. You have to do that. You have to use your eyes up first What do you mean you're supposed to just I'm gonna lose? Okay?
Wait, why do you do that? How can you just not come in a try again, but I'm not gonna look at you. I'm gonna look at your door I can't do that I lose Well, now know now that you love black men with go T from the hood What else is you love old school cars with the spinners on them and hydraulics No, and you tell me start by that one time you snuck a knee-growing through your window
Can you stop doing that? Thank you. That's gonna be the end. I did not say that you did not don't do that to the camera either Don't look at it trying to tell it like oh, I'm she's lying to you right now. I'm not lying to you
I'm saying that are you doing it with your eyes? You're trying to tell the camera that I'm lying like I didn't say any of those things So signing off, but you were giving them a look I sign up look like in that America No, like you know what dude just admit right now, but I didn't say those things With things with things you said that I said I'm not saying them
Not saying them you are because you have to help me remember. I'm not okay never mind them No, I want to admit you didn't say what you didn't say you just have to help me remember what it is We're talking about I didn't say anything racist Like what? Okay, thank you. Thank you guys so much for watching the really good podcast with your host Bobby Elthoff and this guy with his 90 Elthoff, I was right. What do you think it was? What you were right? What was the other option?
I don't know I just it seemed like it could have been a different way. Yeah, I'm certain Do you like to go by miles or do people just depends on the relationship? What do you want me to call you? You've got miles What does Drake call you? I'm trying to get your friendship Call me brother You heard it you called me brother. Mm-hmm. Sorry. I'm not gonna call you that
But there's a reason why you as a related who you're just not a black person. Oh, yeah, thank you guys for watching The really good podcast I will not see you next time If there's a next time are you way I have one last thing to say are you gonna invite me to be on your podcast? I would absolutely love to it would be so different than this though Okay, we come with fire and we have computers to actually have our topics
Actual producers. Oh, I'll thank you for insulting my podcast. No, no, this was fantastic. Oh, yeah, thank you for that I just I just had to make sure that you As you make sure I know that you have a marble table. You have expensive crying on theaters Want to make sure I know all the things you have? You said it on me. Yeah Good job Maybe when you run out of money then you'll be nicer to people. I ran out of money several times
You're gonna run out of money soon. I'm gonna run out of money after dinner tonight I can tell you are the one of the types that like when you go to dinner. You like you really eat Thank you I will Yeah All right, man, that's all for the good podcast. I appreciate you for coming to my To our podcast we appreciate you our podcast Oh, you didn't tell them this was the start of oh me co-hosting. Oh, yes Are we gonna interview people together? Yeah?
strippers drug dealers robbers and snitches. We're gonna ask them what the fuck is you snitching? Niggas. I'm not gonna ask them lot, but you can no well. I'll ask them while you're snitching and you're coming like N juga Goodnight