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J Balvin: “You have that super resting b face”

Aug 31, 202345 minEp. 6
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At La Choza Del Gordo, a Colombian Restaurant in Queens, “36-year-old” Bobbi talks to “40-something-year-old” J Balvin. Over shots of aguardiente, Jose teaches Bobbi Spanish and more about Colombian culture as the two look back on their shared Latino ancestry. #Latinogang Go visit the restaurant! La Choza Del Gordo 41-05 Northern Blvd Queens, NY 11101 http://orderlachozadelgordo.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hi. What's up? Thank you for coming today. Thank you for coming to Colombian place. Yeah, thank you. Why didn't you bring me to Colombia? Because I didn't know you weren't wanting to come. I did. You wanted to come? Yeah. Hi guys, Seeky left my last ad so much that they decided they would do another one with me. I know you're probably shocked. I'm a little bit shocked too. So Seeky is amazing. I love them. I'm excited to use them because I want to go see Beyonce.

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Thoughts because I forgot to record this ad read in a studio when I was filming this episode. So I had to do it right now. Really sorry about that guys. I hope they still work with me again. Use code Bobby. You know how to speak Spanish? Mm-hmm. How much do you have? 10. How many kids do you have? Bingo, two. Two. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think of your podcast? Do you like it? Do you like about having kids maybe? No, I'm saying what do you think of all your podcasts? Did you like it? Oh, okay.

Well, I've never heard the word podcast in Spanish before. Is that a? It's the same. I think it's going. It's going lovely. I like your face. Thanks, cute. Thank you. I feel like we kind of look like. You think? Do you think we're like related at all? I don't know. Do my grandma speak Spanish? Well, she spoke. I want to talk to the live. Okay, so my grandma speaks Chinese, so I'm Chinese. Her last name was Alvarez. Alvarez? Yeah, so I think that's you.

And that means that he's your Latina because of that. Can I see your smile? Oh, no. Please? Absolutely not. I think our coffee is here. What coffee did you got? It's a dick. It's a dick. D-calf. What's the point of drinking it then? Because I get too high. Who's the person you just brought you the coffee? I think what's your team? That's not my team. Yeah. No, the guy who just handed it to you. Who's he? So, thank you so much. He works with me and the management team. That's great.

But he also a great friend of mine. He does what? He doesn't work for any money. He does work for money. But he works more for the love. For the, oh, so you don't pay him well? I pay him well. You do your job for the money or for the love? When I started, I was thinking about the money. Oh, but now you love it. If I told you the reason why I started doing music, then you don't understand. It was a moment that my dad went bankrupt. Oh, my God. That's really hard.

So, I was like, I need to do something to help my dad. How old were you? I was like 16. I wanted to find a way to help my dad. And I was like, well, I think I'm good to do a music. So I think this is the way I'm going to get the money for him and helping him from the bankruptcy is doing music. So I think if we go straight out for what I wanted, he was to help my dad. So, yeah, it's money involved on it. When you do something good, the money will come. Not always.

I don't feel like I was doing anything bad before and money wasn't just coming. Is it money coming for you now? Yeah, but it's like. How much money are you getting now? How much are making monthly? Oh, good amount. You're 36 and? You think I look like I'm 36? Yes. I can see that. You look like you're 73. How old are you? I forgot to look that up before I came here. What made you difference? How old you think I am? 40. 40? Am I wrong? Yeah, you are. How old are you? I'm 40. How old?

I'm 38. I'll tell you one of the facts that I looked up. That you like tattoo a lot. My first ado was when I was 12. You want to tattoo when you were 12? Yeah. Do you have Batman on you? Yes, how Batman here? Did you get that one when you were 12? No, I have it like eight months ago. You think Batman is related to being a kid? I do. Oh, and I see Mickey Mouse. Yeah, I also have Mickey Mouse. Yeah, but it's kind of drunk. It's different. What's happening to Mickey Mouse? It was like hangover.

Did you decide that? You were like, oh, I want Mickey Mouse. And I want him to look like this? Yeah, absolutely. What about your arm? Well, I've been with my arm. Thought there's more Mickey Mouse. Yeah, this is like a skull one. Yeah. I just picture it like if Mickey Mouse was there. Why would you want to picture that? Because I want it to be ready when he dies. Who sits around and thinks about that? Do you not work a lot? Do you have a lot of free time on your hands? I don't. I don't.

I can tell. I mean, I know what I'm saying is that I have a lot of time to work. No, you have a lot of free time. I don't have free time. Why would you? Yeah, you're just thinking. What do you want to do after this? Probably go get more tattoos of Mickey Mouse. No. After this, I'm going to go get a better body. Oh, now you're going to go get a better body. After this, I'm going to go listen to better musicians. It's fair. Yeah. It's way too many better musicians. There's that.

There's no better podcast. There's no better podcast? No. Are you sure? Yeah, this one's really, really good. What about the, is it Jake Paul? I don't know. I don't know. What's the name of the other one that is like bowl guy? Rogan? Never heard of these people. So obviously, you never heard about them. No. You don't know about your Rogan, you don't know about Jake Paul. No. I didn't even know about you though. That's it. I like that. I saw your name and I was like, I feel like that's familiar.

So I searched John Spotify. And I was like, oh, OK, I've heard him. Do I have like good numbers? Not your numbers. I just played a song. And I was like, I've heard that song. You heard it before? Yeah. Some of the songs. Yeah, I liked one of your songs because I've heard a lot. I feel like it was really popular. OK. One. Yeah, do you have more than our popular? I think I have a couple. I just thought the recognize the one. You look like you don't know how to dance. I don't. No, I'm just kidding.

I'm really good. You know how to dance? Yeah, really well. If I like a performance song for you now, would you dance for me? No. Come on, let's do it. I've never mind. I take that back. I'm really bad. I can't dance. And I'll honestly. You do not dance? No, absolutely not. OK. No. What if like, in my shoes would go out with me? I wouldn't dance. I would be just sitting down and just like watching me dance. We call it Perreo. Say Perreo. I won't say that. Perreo is like grind.

You know, like you're grinding. You know, it's like, I'm definitely not doing any of that. Say you don't like Perreo. OK, Perreo. Your grandma's Latina. Suppose to be Latina, you're supposed to know how to say Perreo. She died. She can't teach me anymore how to say that word. And I also don't really like the meaning of that word, because I wouldn't do that. You don't like it? I don't dance. Like you never, like when you dance, like you never have a guy like grinding you.

No, oh my god, no. Like you know, like going like this. And tra, tra. OK, I can even look at you. Are you done? Tra, tra, tra. Like you go up. I'm a cat. Can I go to your side and dance for you? Absolutely not. Why you have a bruise on your arm? Because I bumped it. Wait, what? Is this my interviewer yours? I think that I'm taking over your interview. I think you kind of are. I bumped into like a wall or something. I'm assuming that's what it looks like. Were you drunk?

No. So how you don't know what you bumped for you? Because I get bruises all the time. I'm a knee-mick. Are you judging me for being a knee-mick? No. Yeah, it sounds like you are. You don't even know what that is, do you? No. Was that? It's not that bad. So you don't have to feel bad. Can you say it again? A knee-mick. M-m-mick? What you say? What's the word? Anemic. Anemic. Oh, you suffer from anemia. Anemic, right? It's anemia. Yes. And that means that you forget things? No, that's not.

So what you say that you don't remember what you bumped with? Because you're a, but you have anemia. That's not like dementia. It's anemia. I know it's anemia, but what? OK. You don't remember when you bumped your head or your body? I got it. I got what you're doing. I mean, did you bump your head or did you bump your arm? Have you seen Maluma, the artist? No. You know him? No. You should know who my voice is. Sing one of his songs. That's too many. He has too many heads.

Sing one of the heads that I would know. How why? Are you like presenting to him? Do you like the thing? He's like a handsome motherfucker. I've never heard of him. But he's like the handsome guy. Like a hot guy. What's his name? Maluma. How do you spell that? M-A. Yeah, go look for him. M-A-L-U-M-A. Maluma. Oh, it's one word. Yeah, he's pretty good looking. I said that we look alike. You think we look alike? Hit you in him. Yeah. He looks like the guy from one direction, like a little bit.

Who looks like a guy from one direction? He does. People say that I look like Liam Payne. You? Oh, you do. And he looks like the other one. I don't know, but that picture is too old. That's not the name. That's the old Maluma. Like, you have to see like the update, the version. He looks like Zane from one direction. He looks like. So he looks like Zane and look like Liam Payne. Yeah, I see that. That's true. You do look like Liam. So we have we're a boy band there. You are.

Do you guys sing together? We have. We have we have two songs. That's so cute. How adorable. You think it's adorable? I'm proud of you guys. I saw you in a concert you were in dancing. I know. I don't know how to go to public things and do anything else. So if you go to a place where you're supposed to dance and you don't dance, don't go. No, but I want to. In my head, I want to dance. I just don't know how, so I don't do it. So you go to one of my concerts you're not going to dance.

Oh, no, definitely not. So don't go. OK, fine. Gee, is. I mean, what's the point? It's fun. I'm having fun. But you have to show yourself. I can still have fun without people thinking I'm having fun. You have to be resting face. No, I just have the super be resting face. Probably if that's what you think, J. Jose. Jose. Calvin. Jose. OK, don't correct me. Of course, I have to correct you. Because I want you to be better.

Looking at these partners right now, they'll be like, she's not saying the name of the right one. She don't like Latinos. And you're in a Latino place. I'm going to call my cousin right now. I'll ask her, really, if your family has Latin roots. Hey, how are you? I'm fine. Are you? Good. I'll say everything. She doesn't know who you are. She doesn't know who you are. She doesn't know who you are. My name is Jay Bobin. I'm a Latino artist. What are you looking for? What's up? A good listen.

She's saying that she has a Latino side. Is it true? Where? Where the from? Where the from? So my grandfather was from, I see. Where was grandfather from? She doesn't even know where your grandfather is. Sonora. OK, now we talk. And OK, you have the Latino side. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Sonora, Mexico. Yeah, if you have your Latino side. OK, thank you. That was a percent. That was a percent. It's real. 35 from a Latino that I'm telling you, you have your Latin side.

You're part of the Latino gang. Say I'm Latina gang. I'm what? It's a cool way to say that we're like a family. OK. I'm part of the Latino family. Latino gang. Latino family. Latina. Hey, it's like this. Now we're Latino gang. So you still want to go out with me? No. I know. That's what you say when I got here before when a camera of your record. You say, hey, what's up? I want to go out with you tonight. I'm like, I'm busy. I'm taking to a club. Oh, my, I can't do clubs.

Yeah, I know because it's not hard to dance. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I know. Yeah, I won't be that would be so bad for everyone. I'd be having fun, but no one could tell. What does it feel to be famous? Ask yourself. I'm not famous. I'm not famous here. Oh, look at two of us. Why are people recording you right now? If you're not famous? Oh, yeah. Maybe they're like the outfit. But I'm sure about that they're like, oh, look at this random guy with an outfit.

With a pin hair, like, it looks different. Do you like being recognized? Makes part of the job. Yeah, I do. Do you like talking to people? Yes, I do love people. And actually, I don't have bodyguards. Yeah, I noticed that. None of the people you came with were very large. I don't have bodyguards. I hate bodyguards. They didn't look like they could tell me. I mean, nothing against bodyguards, but I don't like bodyguards. Why? Because I'm good with the people. But what if they try to attack you?

What are they going to attack me for? I'm from an aging Colombia. So they're not taking you? No one's going to take me. What I'm saying is like we were raised in a place that was super hectic 40 years ago. We grew up on a really dangerous environment. We got sadly used to that crime scene at that time. It's not anymore. It's the safest place in the world. I can take you there. You'll be super happy. It's way more safety than LA, facts.

But I grew up in a way that I feel safe everywhere because I'm a good person. I tried to be a good person. You try. Yeah. I feel like there's power in numbers. I think you should have more people come with you. That means that you're more powerful because you have more people surrounding you taking care of you. Yeah, definitely. What do you mean? That's so easy and obvious. No. Thank you. Thank you for picking such a quiet place to do this at. I appreciate that. That was really low key, too.

That's the Latino vibe. Everybody's happy. Everybody with their cars showing what they have. From the humble way. So let's go back. Do you think someone is gangster because they have more bodyguards? Yeah. No, I don't know. That's dumb. I just don't think you look like you're very tough. So I feel like you can do. I don't want to look tough. Yeah, you look like someone that people might come up and take stuff from. Like I wouldn't be intimidated.

So there's no reason why they're going to be intimidated. I know. So you're not intimidating. So people are going to come rob you. Because I feel like you do tindey seem like, oh, there's nothing to steal anyway. I got my G-Shock. I got no space in jewelry on me. You don't need six months of stuff. You can't afford it. You can't? You can't afford to work. I can't afford a G-Shock. You're used to like see guys with diamonds and things like that. I love them also, but I don't have.

Yeah. Yeah, because you don't have bodyguards. They could be because I don't have money. So if money is related to bodyguards, no, I don't think it's related to bodyguards. I'm not. Don't try to. So you got to be someone to have bodyguards. Yeah. And you're not someone. So yeah, if I don't have bodyguards, I'm not. I'm not. I like that. I take that. That you're no one. For my family, I'm everything. Your family? Like your son and your wife? Yes. Why keep talking about my wife? You're so jealous.

Not jealous of your wife. I can see it in your eyes. That's the lie. I am very jealous of her. But not because of you. I do you think it like you imagine like you caught on me. You're not my type at all. Why I'm not your type? Because I'm sorry. My type is not you. If we look alike. Yeah. And you love yourself, right? Debatable. So that means that is debatable that you like me sometimes and you don't? Yeah, but you're not my type. I'm not into. But what do I have to have to be your type?

You're kind of old. I'm not. You're pushing 40. Yeah. No, I'm 38. That's pushing 40. Still 38. I'm still young. Yeah. Sorry. So that's the reason why because my age? Yeah, I feel like you could be my dad. How old is your dad? Oh, well, he's like 73. 73? Yeah. 73 against 38. Are we close to be? You could be kind of. Could be your dad? OK, but you do feel like you get very big brother of that. You look like my uncle. You want to try the columbent coffee? No, you already drink from that.

You've been racist. We already said we were a part of the Latino. So try, we're family, Latino games. But show me that you're really drinking it. No, don't be like that. We're family. I don't have coffee. No, you have it. I don't. This is like, does it the way we show that we're part of the same family? I don't know what you have. You probably have like no, you probably have like, look. I'm taste it. Go, no, no, sure. You're part of the Latino gang. You show me that love.

It's like when you're drinking with the guys. I don't do that. I don't drink with the guys. Look, everybody's looking at you. Like, you know, you know, you feel proud of being Latino, right? Latino gang. So I'm saying that you just share a coffee with me that makes part of the Latino gang, right? Right? Try it. You got the whole Latino culture here. You don't want to go out games with you? Try, try, try. Yeah, try. Go a little bit. A little bit. Yes. It's Colombian coffee. Go out here.

Go out here. Go out here. Go out here. Can I get your hat? I want to get you out, please. Let's make her feel like real Latino that way she engaged the moment, OK? Yeah, thank you, my queen. OK. Now we got, now you got the Colombian. Do I have another one for me? Can I use that one? Yeah, let me use that one. OK. OK, this one. Now we both, you know, more Colombian than them, you know? Thank you for that. Cheers. Cheers. Right, right, right. God, I'm so happy. Cheers. Drink it.

Let's go out for the end. Yeah. God. Oh, you drink that? Oh, you drink Aguardiente. What's that? Aguardiente without, OK. So let's do this. You don't share my coffee, which is OK. Why you drink Aguardiente? What's that? It's a hot water. We say we call it hot water. I don't feel like it's hot water. It is hot, I mean it's alcohol. Oh, OK, so that's not water. So yeah, so can you try? I'll do it. We do it with cheer. Cheers. Yeah. That's super Aguardiente. It's from Medellín, Colombia.

There you go. OK, like that. OK, OK. Oh, my God. You see, so this is Aguardiente. From Colombia. This is not my product, but it's from a new Colombia. So shout out to my new Colombia, OK? Your product, or you're just trying to like... I'm not selling my product. It's a product for my country. I feel proud of it. But you have a product. You just mentioned it. No, I have different products. Yeah, I use it. Like my new Jordans. No. OK, I'm going to show you that.

Wait. You don't even know how to open it. I got it. I got it. Oh, no, he needs help. What do you say? OK. It's a special moment. Like, what were you going to bring in lemon like it was tequila? Back in the days in Colorado, yeah? That's like a lot. Maybe I'll have a sip of it. No, no, no, no. No. So we go like, you go, like, OK, it's like go up, down, center, in. OK, let's go. Let's go. OK. Arrila, abajo, al centro, and by the end, watch out. One. No, the whole thing. The whole thing.

I don't like that. Wow, what you think about that is, is this ghosting? It tastes like alcohol. So you want to try the coffee then? Yeah, I'll take the coffee. OK. Hey, now she's going to be sparrows of the Latino again. There you go. Welcome to the family once again. Thank you. You look super hard with that hat. Don't call me that. Don't call me that, vergut. I told my wife that you're beautiful. Don't do that. She doesn't have no problem when I say someone is beautiful. That's great.

I'm glad to. So you're getting like a blush. I have put blush on. I'm not blushing. There's a difference. Looking to my eyes. Let's have a competition like looking in your eyes. Let's have the competition. OK, me and you. Right now. Look at me. I can't. Yeah. Look at me. I'm trying. One, two, three. Don't do that. You like made a little kissy face. That was weird. There's no. Don't do that again. I don't like that. Thank you for that. Guadrillas. Very good. I drink alcohol.

It goes through to my breast milk. And that's all. So your baby's going to be drunk. I didn't drink. Drunk babies. Yeah, probably. I think that's probably what happened. So I don't drink a lot of alcohol. But why are you still giving them milk? She's one. That's enough. No. Yes. No, too. No. Yes. Do you need to look up the new CDC recommendation? Oh. It's two. I think it's enough. I think you're not educated enough to say that. I'm a wife.

You know, doing the whole process, but she didn't do it until she was two. Well, it's recommended. It's recommended. It's recommended, but you don't have to. You don't have to, but you do it if you want to. And you like it. Still good for them. You like it? Do I enjoy breastfeeding? No. Like, yes, no, yes. So yes or does it know? Yes. You just want to look like you're a mom, like the perfect mom. No, that's not what people. That is not because you really honestly know you don't like it.

No, I mean, no, it's, it's a good bonding moment. I cannot wait for her to be two and it be done, but it's good for her. Give a lot of opinions about breastfeeding for someone without boobs. Well, the last time I breastfeed someone, I don't remember, but... Were you breastfed as a baby? You look like you were. Like I was, of course it was. That's not, of course. Your mom could have used formula. But you give off the vibe that you were breastfed as a baby. I think I might quit when I was one.

I bet you stopped when you were six. I mean, you want your kids to be like 16 years old and still like on your breast? No, that's why I will stop when she's two. Have you seen Game of Thrones? Yeah. You remember the kid was like 16 and was still getting meal from his mom? Remember that? Yeah. You won that? No, I said I didn't want that. I've never removed this hat. So until your son is what? Eight? My, I have two daughters. Why are you taking the hat off? I just was worried that I looked ugly.

You still look so beautiful. Okay, don't say that. I wasn't, I wasn't fishing for a compliment right there. You're eye-shying like a diamond, like the Rihanna song. I think this one is bigger. Look the same. I think they're exactly the same hat. Are we friends? Me and you? Yeah. You test me every week. We're friends. About the podcast. Yeah, but maybe after this, like you're going to love me so much, you're going to be like, you know what? Thank you. It's a great vibe Latino game forever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time you have a Latino in your podcast, first time you have reggaeton in your podcast. I think it's a special moment. Yeah. And then all the guys are going to, you know, my boy is going to want to be in your show. That's, do you have a lot of boys? I have a lot of friends. I have a lot of peers. Peers? Yeah, they're peers. Yeah. When you start growing up in this industry, you know, it's not a lot of friends. Not a lot of friends.

You're not, your friends with your manager? Yeah, I really get along with him. And actually, he's Rihanna's manager also. He is? Yeah. He should hook you guys up as friends. No, because, well, I think you cannot force no one to be friends with someone. That's true. You got to be here as the right mom. She wants to be my friend. I would love to be her friend. You would love to be my friend? Rihanna's friend. No, but what about me? Sure. I want to be your wife's friend.

You want to be my wife's friend? Yes. Okay, I give you her number later this. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. You think I can kiss you in the forehead? No, no. I see you like a daughter. Yeah, I'm glad you do. No, not like a daughter. Just like a little sister. I see you like a brother. Kind of. Yeah. Can I give you a kiss in the forehead? No. That'd be so weird. You have something against Latinos? We just, you just initiated me into it. Okay, but like, you have a problem.

Like, you're kissing the forehead? No, that would just be really like weird if that happened. Yeah. Like, that'd be super awkward. I feel like. I mean, what was it like, you know, who's the latest famous people you just talked to? I've talked to a lot of famous people. Oh, really? And now you're like the thing. I talked to a lot of famous people. Why? I like people just like you do. But like, who was the last famous people you talked to? I just talked to Offset. To Offset. I love Offset.

Yeah, he's really nice. Great person, great artist. I wasn't his music video. People are like, she looks so bored. Having fun. You do any sport? No. He looks like. Do you do any sports? You don't look like you do. I go to the gym every day. You don't look like you go to the gym every day. I do. You should probably go more. Do you never go to the gym? Do you like to tell people that? I'm saying if you go to the gym or not. Do I go to the gym? No, of course not. Yeah, you can tell. Thank you.

Still cute. I'm a mother. Don't call me that. I'm a mother of two little kids. Do you think I have time to go to the gym? No, why you have time to do it? Do it, Nanny. Yes. Do you? Yeah. Do you have a Nanny? I do. So what was the excuse? I don't know, honestly. I don't like working out. Why not? I just don't. Okay, take a picture. Of you? Yeah. Okay. What is a piece I'm? Let me see. I have some guys. You look like you're drunk. Do I look like I'm drunk? Yeah, you look like you're a super stone.

Stone? Yeah. Why? Because your eyes are like that. And your emotions are like that. And you don't talk with. So I make you uncomfortable. No. I feel like I do a little bit. If it wasn't comfortable, I wouldn't be here. I would be happy. And I'm not a personality to deal with any type of people. Just like you. Yeah. You like talking to people a lot. I love talking to people. Me too. Yeah. You think you're smart? No. Yes. Yes or no? Yes. Final answer. Why are you smart? I just am.

What's smart means? What's smart means for you? You just asked me. Yeah, but what doesn't mean? Like what's the meaning of being smart? I don't know. Why are you asking me so many hard questions? It's not hard. Why are you asking me so many? You're saying you're smart. If you don't know how to answer what smart is, so you're not smart. Okay. It means when you really know a lot of things. I don't think so. There's a lot of people that know a lot of things. And they're not smart.

Okay. I don't know. What's your definition of smart? Summary to definition of smart is the way you solve your problems. Why do you keep doing that with your jaw? What do you mean? You're just like... Why are you doing that? I'd rather to do that than knowing nothing. Just do not... That can't be good for you. Why? I think that's bad for you. Good though these? Yeah. It's like unconscious. You really hurt your jaw. You're unconscious. I don't think that's good for you.

You should talk to your doctor about that. I will. So what's more... If any doctors are watching this, would you please consult him about that? Because I think he needs help. Your doctors, if you're just watching this beautiful podcast, tell me if I have a real deep problem with my jaw because I'm going like this. Do you do that all the time? I didn't know I was doing that all the time. And to you, tell me that I'm doing it. Now you're going to notice it forever. You notice that?

Then you're going to become insecure about it. Only when I'm nervous. Do you try to tell me that I'm nervous, we're here? Yeah. I flew out here this morning to do this. And I leave tonight. I spent like $3,000 of the plane ticket to come here. It's nothing to be with you. You're getting a lot of money. I still get money when this episode goes up. I'll make money off of it. Yeah. So I know I'll get the money. What if I don't give you the clearance?

Then I'm going to give you an invoice for my $3800 flight. I can't pay for that. Yeah. And for my videographer's flight. I can pay for that too. But only if you don't want me posted. If you let me posted it all, it'll be good. I'll make it back. We're not going to give you the clearance. Why? We feel like not now. You feel like what? Like... What's the point if I don't give you the clearance? We have a great talk. I will be very mad at you if you don't give me the clearance.

And I'll just post it anyway. You're going to post it. Yeah, but people doesn't have nothing to watch. Because they're not... You can post a picture on Instagram or a video. But it's not going to be a link. No, I'm going to post this whole thing, even if you don't want me to. Season the seas. Yeah, well, it'll be up. And then people will have recorded it already. Season the seas again. But for everyone of them, you can't do that. Things live on the internet forever. You try to take this down.

No, it's possible to send a season to season anytime, right? No. It just doesn't always work. Yes. It doesn't always work. Once this goes... Once we leave here, I'm posting this, even if you don't want me to post it. What you can do it? Yeah. You're going to look like a scound. I'll live with that. I need my... I'll get my money back from it. What is... Can you explain to all your haters what is an industry plan? I don't know, honestly. Because you've been posting that lately on your stories.

Yeah. I'm an industry plan. I'm an industry plan. So it's like they put a seal on it. Like the way you were born, they put a seal on you and they put water on it. No, it's like someone in the industry is the likes to thrive. So... So me. So you feel that you're an industry plan? I am an industry plan. So how that works? The industry one day called me. I was at home. So you're saying like the industry... I'm telling you the story right now. I'm asking you. Let me tell the story.

Are you talking about the Indian minorities? Like something like... No, the industry is like... They just call... Yes, exactly. They just call that they're like, hey, I'm the industry. Yes, it is. Because we all are the industry. You don't know about it because the industry didn't plant you Jose. I'm Jose. Okay. The industry planted me and I was going to tell you the story. Do you want to hear it? Okay. Okay, so I was... It's a good moment because you can explain all the haters. Yeah, I know.

Why are you on the industry plan? Thank you. I got the news right now. Why? Wait. This is going to be the post. Why are you on the industry plan? I... I thank you so much for taking time to talk to me today, Jose. You're welcome. So what happened was I was at home like a few months ago and I was just sitting there. And I got a call and then I also got to knock at the door at the same time. And they were like, hello, we're the industry. And I was like, what does that mean?

And they were like, you can't ask any questions. And I was like, okay. And they were like, you're going to blow up. You just have to follow our lead and give us 78% of your money that you make from this. Very fair offer. And then they also said that I had to have a... Very fair offer. 75% for them. Yeah, because I wasn't making that much. Okay. So it's like they're entitled to it. And I didn't ask any questions. They just said, you have to give us the next child you have too.

So that's like a looming out of thing. Yeah. How you can be a member. I kind of, but it's the industry instead. And they plan to... There's like a membership for that. I don't know. Like if I want to be part of that, like, what do you have to do? I don't know. Maybe the industry will call. I'll put in a good word. You already big. You don't need them to plant you. And they never call me. Yeah, because you had to work hard for your fame. I didn't.

Oh, it's basically like the people that had nothing to do. Yes. And they become famous. Yes. They're an industry plan because they signed with the devil. I didn't sign with the devil, but yes. I signed with the industry. You basically are. That's like slavery. No, it's not. They're taking 75% of you. You're like working for them. Yeah. No, it's good. It's a good deal. It is a good deal. Yeah, I can't get out of it. And I can't say anything negative about it.

So, can you say you feel proud of being an industry plan? Yeah, I'm very proud of being an industry plan. Okay. So you have to water you like every week? They water me. Okay. Yes. This is the watering me by putting me here doing a podcast with you. New demographic. Thank you so much for coming late today. I really appreciated when you did that. I didn't come late. You did come late. Are you saying bye to me? I am saying bye to you because it's already time for me to catch a flight.

But how long has been? It's been way too long, Jose. An hour? It's Jose. It's, it's Jay. It's Jay Bob and man. You just have to say your whole name when you tell, I like how you told my cousin like, hey, it's Jay Bob and she's like, I don't know you. Yeah. Like, who are you? Did that humble you for a second? Absolutely. They don't have to know me. That's the reason why I'm in this spot because I want people to get to know me and know who I am. All right, well, now you have my cousin.

You guys have been Bob and if you don't know about me now, you know about me. Follow me on Instagram. I did Bob and go to my webpage, www.Bobbing.com. Listen to my new music. It's out there and Spotify, Apple Music, a title. Amazon. There's more, right? Way more. And I'm not an industry plan. The detail was going to be like super serious. Or I want to be like a superstar. No, not at all. So it wasn't up. Not a highlight. No. I'm just wondering. And I'm sorry if you wanted to be. Like, it's good.

It's great. I mean, the first time you have a Latino, it should be like more, you know, it should be more happy. Yeah, I'm very happy. I'm really thinking guys so much for watching the really good. I'm really good at this. My name is... I don't know what he's saying. I'm really good at this. I'm really good at this. No. And La Camera. No. And La Camera. Son Riestas en Cámara. No. And La Camera. No. Oh, have a good day. How's it going to be with you? Jose, I'm trying to end this podcast.

I'm trying to end it. I wanted to do. You said that I have nothing to do. I don't have nothing to do. What I'm going to do after this. I have to catch a flight home to my kids. I can pay for your ticket tomorrow. We can still end this here. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Jay. Jay. I don't want to say bye. I know. But I'll do it for you. Bye. Peace. Peace, love. And... The pursuit of happiness. And love. No, we're gonna say love. Why are you dragging this on so long? Goodbye, people.

Thank you guys so much. I just hope you're so much, man. Don't leave me like this. I have to. I'm so sorry. Again, thank you guys so much for watching this episode with Jay Belvin. Yeah. I love you. Thank you for that. I love you. Stay and say you love me too. No, thank you. You didn't love me. Thank you. I love your wife. Bye. Bye.

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