Um, I think you guys are tuning in to the really good podcast. My name is Bobby Altoff and today I have Funny Marco. Is that your real name? This is Marco. I'm actually taking a funny off. My birthday was June 19th and now I'm 30. So when me being 30, call us my funny. Doesn't feel right. When did you start that? My birthday was Monday. Oh, but no one did you start Funny Marco. Uh, started it. It's a good thing. You know on Instagram they tell you when you choose your name.
Yeah. So I had to go back and look. It was probably back in 2019. Wow. Yeah. So are you gonna continue? Who are you again? Huh? Who are you again? What do you mean? It's like, who are you? Like, where are you? Who am I? Yeah. Is that a serious question? I have more followers than you and TikTok. I don't really be on TikTok. Huh? I don't really be on TikTok. You are, you try. Yeah, but as you're saying, I'm more than TikTok. Okay. Well, congratulations.
No, I'm asking like, who are you like in a good way? Not in the band. Didn't feel like it wasn't a good way. So okay, let's start over. Who am I? Okay. I asked who you are. Oh, my name is Bobby. Bobby Hill. All tough? Oh. You know, Bobby Hill, uh, yeah. I do. I do. That's my favorite character. He's not my favorite character. I got him tied it on me. Can I see you? Do you believe me? Yeah. Should I not believe you? Oh, my God. Did you get thought when you found out you were coming here?
It's a tribute to me. Uh, no, I don't know you, but that's why I sit down with you to understand your story. Okay, my story. What do you want to do? Do you like scary movies? Um, not particularly now. You look like somebody that can play on a scary movie, but you don't survive. I don't survive. Why would you say that? I'm saying like, screen. Yeah, why do you think I wouldn't survive? What about my appearance makes you think I wouldn't survive? It probably tripping fall.
And what would happen to you? I always die first. Like people die first. Okay. I don't really watch scary movies, but what happens to white people? Some usually fall over a tree. Who survives? Usually the main character. I'm not the main character in this scary movie. I thought you were talking about. I don't like, change saw a massacre. I could see you playing in change saw a massacre. I've never seen that word of it. You definitely wouldn't survive probably. Okay. Because you tripped.
And we get killed right at the beginning. You and your cameraman? No, black people. Oh. I don't really think we should talk about race. Oh, no, no, no. It's not race. I'm just telling you what happens in the movies. I'm afraid of seeing anything that will get me canceled. No, you don't get canceled when you're just speaking the truth. Is there any movie? Have you heard of, no, that's not true. It is. Every movie is scary movie. It is like that. Okay, but you can say that.
I'm not allowed to say that. I was just telling you never watch movies. I don't even think I'm allowed to agree with you or anything about anything related to race. It's not race when you make it that. You just made it that a little bit. No, it's a bit. If you see the white people in my comments, they're going to come for me. If you keep this conversation as getting a little tricky. Okay, well, what do you think about animals? They're really nice. Do you feel like they should be at the zoo?
I don't think so. No. I disagree with that. I disagree, too, with that. Yeah. I don't think that they should make money off of them. I agree. I couldn't agree more with you. I think that the zoo is a horrible place. Do you believe in sea world? I don't know what they are. I don't know what that is. You don't have a sea world by you. No, we got a- An aquarium? Do you believe in aquariums? We got a creek. I believe in a creek. Yeah. Do you hear my daughter crying in the background?
Oh, you got kids. I do. How old are you? 25. Oh. Do you have kids? I think so. You think so? What do you mean? I mean, they haven't been old enough to tell me if I'm a daddy or not. You haven't taken a dust of enough, you're the dad? I just believe that it's just false information. Until the baby come out and be like, you're my daddy. You're okay. Now I'm your puppy. Okay, so you don't have any kids that you want to take ownership of or not? I've got one. One. How old is your kid?
No. And I got another one by way until she started talking. How old is she right now? Four months. You have a minute before you have to take ownership of her. What do you see yourself in the future? Like, how far in the future? I mean, like, where are you taking this at? Right now we just in a row until you see this being on VH1 or MTV. Do they still use that? Do people still watch the, okay? Yeah, but, absolutely. I think that this is going to be really, really big soon.
Hopefully in the near future, I see it becoming a TV show. It's my goal. Like, Ellen? Yeah. Yeah. You know, Ellen? Yeah, of course. I know, Ellen. She got canceled. Yeah. They got, what do you think about two parts? What do I think about him? He's a lovely man. Are you going to a show today? Are you? Yes. Is that the wrong answer? No. No, I'm not. What do you want to hear from me, funny, Marco? What was the answer you were looking for when you asked that? Why would you ask that?
I was just trying to get your real answer. My real answer? Yeah. Okay. Are you going to a show? If you had one, I would. Okay, then go to a show. If you had one. Why do you bring strawberries with you? I like to eat fresh fruit, but they said it's not fresh if you get it from Target. You got that from Target? No. Or do you get fruit out? Where? The fruit out. What's the hot? What do you think about full stamps? I love them. So you're using them? Sometimes, maybe. No. No. Do you use them?
Section 8. Yeah, I know what that is. How do you feel about it? I love it. Are you on it? No. My mom was on Section 8. My daddy was a drug dealer. And how he got the drugs is that he robbed somebody. And they gave in. He got the drugs. And it was like what did he do next? And he just came to the community. What do you think about that? Sorry to hear that? Wow. I don't want to. It's gone sad. I'm sorry to hear that. You're a part? All of it.
I know what section it is because my mom owned an apartment complex and it took a section it housing. Section A is a good thing. Yeah. I feel like a lot of other community needs to start focusing on the positive things. A lot of people think negative and it takes us away from the positivity. Mm-hmm. And it's just like, okay, what's next? And that's why I get it. I just feel like a lot of people aren't happy because they don't do happy stuff. Yeah. It's true. What do you do for a fine?
Um, I don't have fun. Oh, so you just hear? Yeah. That's good. I just sit in this room all day. Well, it makes you bug me, like you beg me to come on the show. I don't really like that you said that, like, but I begged you to be on my show. You asked me eight times. Did you count? Yeah. That's all I got. The number eight. Why would you do that? Because I was just wondering. Well, it made me bug you. I paid someone $300. To give me here. Yes. It's all unworked.
And then I paid $300 for your Uber over here. So you're the most money I've ever invested into a podcast so you should feel happy right now. I don't know why you're looking at me like that. $600. Do you have more than that? Then you could have paid for your own Uber. I flew out here and the flight was $1,500. You didn't fly out here for me. I mean, I didn't, but I was like, OK, so you can't count that into the cost of you coming here for me. What about Tom? Because I had an event.
It's a BT we can. Like television. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to see what this is about. And now I'm here. I see it. It's nice. I feel like this is great. Thank you. I'm sorry that I wasted your time today. Who said that? Well, this is great. Yeah, but before you said that, you said, well, it's my time worth. And you're just, I feel like you're maybe insinuating that you're wasting your time here. So I'm just saying, I apologize. You said insinuating?
Yeah. Is that not the right word? Big word, and I hate when people use big words. I don't know what that means. I take that sound as disrespect. So can you donate down a little bit? I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know what it means. What? Insinuating. So why are you using it? I thought that you would think I sounded smarter if I used a bigger word or not. Yeah. I just felt like. If anything, I wasn't trying to disrespect you. I was just trying to like, oh, look, I respect you so much.
I'm using this word that I don't even know what it means. Do you like tennis? No. Why not? Because have you ever played? It's hard. Yeah, it is hard. Yeah. So tennis is a relationship sport. Mm-hmm. And you're in a relationship. Do you feel like you're a good partner? No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. And then you expect you to say that? What do you want me to say? What do you expect me to say? I don't look like someone has a good partner. Yeah. I can see you as a great relationship partner.
And that's why you'll get a partner. Are you heading on me? Mm-hmm. Are you heading on me? You're not my type. What's your type? People that, like, my type is just brothers, a lot of brothers, a lot of just wild ghetto shit, just booty titties, just somebody just patting the head all day and just saying, where's my baby daddy? Where's my baby daddy? All you got me fucked up. I'm at the bus all your windows out. You got it all twisted in this motherfucker.
Go get my motherfucking gun before I beat your ass and I cheat on her. And then she's just like, I don't know what the fuck you did cheat on me. And she beat me up. And then I'll be in jail and I'll get out and I'll be like, yo, why you caught a police on me? And she's just like, because you ain't shit motherfucka. And then that's what I'm just like, yo, yo, yo, lady, chill out. I love you and we start kissing.
And she'd be like, now go in there and take care of your step sign because he ain't really your son motherfucka. And I'm like, whoa shit, I like that. I don't think you got that in you. Oh, you got spooky hearing it out. And that's just real life where I come from. A straight gutter just out the wall blown. Everything is just like a waterfall. Just keep dropping. You don't even know who Tupac is. Wow. Um, I'm, do you know, have you Googled? What's my name? Who? Bobby Hill. What is Bobby?
Why'd you do Bobby Eltoff? Bobby Eltoff. Bobby Eltoff? Why are you doing that? Bobby Eltoff. Oh, sorry. Just saying my name wrong every time. I apologize. Okay. If I'm in the wrong, Bobby Eltoff. It's wrong for me. I mean, it's right for me to say sorry and not say that you're wrong. Okay. That's Bobby Eltoff. What's the most expensive thing you ever bought? Um, nothing. I don't own anything. Bought? Yeah. Bought? Rain? Rain? Rain? Yeah, what's the most expensive thing that you don't buy?
Yeah, I probably rent. What's the most expensive thing you've bought? Are you interviewing me? I'm just trying to understand where I'm at. Okay. How do you feel about artists? Thank you. Like rappers. Like, favorite rapper. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Um, thank you, Minaj. All right. I'm at the FaceTime right now. Hey, have a matter? Do you want me to? Can I see your phone?
Yeah, I'm at the, I'm going to make sure she's not doing that. And I'm at the lecture meter. Who are you calling like your cameraman? No, I'm not calling. Uh, Nicki, Nicki Minaj rap, rap that stuff that you always rap. I get you on speaker phone. Rap, rap your song, rap your song Nicki Minaj. Rap it. Who did you just make do that? I was Nicki Minaj. I'm not stupid. Who do you, can I see your phone? Yeah. Can I see who you just called? That's, that's not Nicki Minaj. What did you say? My wrong.
My reign. My reign. It's not, why did you just make him do that? What did you say his name like that? Why wouldn't you say have, why, why, why? My right. You say my last name wrong? No, I think you make it for the word names. Our names? Yeah. You and him? No. You say my reign. It's my reign. I'm not making fun of your names. I do feel about Billie Irish. I know her too. Who? Billie Irish. Why are you making fun of her name? Is that how you say it? No. How you say it?
I wish. Hey Siri. Don't do that. Who is barely Irish? Is that a different person? Oh, it's Irish. No, it's not. I will speak for a problem. I can tell. I'm sorry to hear that. What do you mean I can tell part? You keep having problems with your speech. So like, what do you feel like if they made it this far, I feel like they should have been cut it off. So what's next? Who? Whoever's watching. You want them to think they probably turned it off. I just had that out if it's bad.
No. I really feel like it's good. I feel like this is the best time of my life. Yeah, I can tell you like you're having the time of your life. Yeah. What was that? I thought they just did what you think. It was me having fun. Does that signify something? So take me to your room. Can you give me a breakdown of your day? Morning tonight. Well, I am on like you claim ownership of my children. So morning tonight I take care of my kids. You call me a deadbeat? I didn't call you that.
You just say I take ownership. You said you don't. No, that sounds pretty controlled under me. I didn't call you a deadbeat. You just say I'm like you. I take ownership of my children. You said I don't take ownership of my children. So I'm saying I do take ownership of my children. No, I said I'm in a life, but I don't know if I'm the daddy. Oh, you didn't tell me you're in their life. Yeah, I'm there. It's amazing. I would be there now, but you told me to come out to LA. That's not true.
You said you would be somewhere else. You didn't say you'd be with your kids. Anyway, my day starts, I'd feed my kids, I'd nurse my kids. You said that you like boobs. You said that right. You did. And then you said I don't have any. I want you to know that I really, you really are a sweet person. And I really feel like you are a good person. And you're going to be far. And for me to see, I got to see none of your episodes. So I believe in God and I believe in God, do produce good people.
And once you think good, you receive good, it sounds like it's a wreck outside. I think someone isn't trouble. Yeah, but we got to keep going and show them what's going on. Two things that you feel like you want to know about me. Two questions. Number one, why don't you care about the people outside who are potentially dying? Answer my question. Give me time. Okay. I do care about it, but I just heard, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, which incinerated me. He stopped it before happening.
So we okay now. It's true, you're really smart. I want you to know a lot. I've never laughed at anybody else's videos ever. And I watched yours, and I thought they were really funny. Okay, what do you think? You know what? I was going to be an asshole, but I'm an asshole myself. If that makes sense. But you're not an asshole yourself? I was an asshole myself. Okay. Are you an asshole? No. Yeah. Okay, what's your response? Thank you. Can I be featured on your page? Can you get posted on my page?
Yeah. Can we be ready for that? Mm-hmm. Do you add me as a collaborative, a collaborator to your Instagram so that I can get your followers? Oh, that's why I'm here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I thought you wanted me on the show for me. Yeah, and you. Someone's breaking in the car. Do you live in a ghetto? Someone's breaking in the car while we doing... And they're running past the house. Do you exist a ghetto? And now you're the police irons. Okay, I don't live... I live in the gunna beach.
It's not no beach over here. It's a real shit going on outside. And we're talking about bullshit. Me and you. Policies only way. What do you want me to do about it? Oh my God. I hope they're making it. They're okay. Me, I'm here. Why are you? I'm here too. You look pretty okay. I don't live in the ghetto. I hear the police. And do you have something wrong with the ghetto? Is it a gay? No, I know where I'm in the ghetto. In this shit, there's a Jo path. I thought I was safe. I'm not.
Do you live in the ghetto? Yes. I moved away a little bit. But you got me back. Where do you live? I live in Atlanta, Georgia. Have you ever been to Atlanta? No. Would you come out to Atlanta and do a hood documentary with me? Will I be safe? Yeah. You know who 21 Savage is? I've heard of him. What do you think about him? He sounds great. Is he going to help protect me? Yeah. You know him personally? Just like you know, Nicki Minaj? No, 21 Savage. I feel like you and 21 Savage will be.
He will take you to the hood. Are you going to come? I'm not going there. Why? You see, you can go by yourself. I'm not doing that. Why not? You're scaring me. Why not? You just said it was scary. Not it's it was scary. I said I'm not going. Why aren't you going? Because they'd be on slurdy gang shit. I'm not going there. Or maybe I will. I have nothing against the hood. I don't know. I'm saying no slurdy gang. It's not about the hood. It's just they don't play. They don't fuck around.
The what gang? Can you say slurdy gang shit? I don't think I should say that. Is that a... Well yeah, don't you censor that word? Is that a... Slurdy gang? I don't know if I should use that word. It sounds dangerous for me to say stuff you say out loud. I mean, what's wrong? I mean, it's not in wrong way. I don't know. You can be setting me up to say a word that's going to get me in trouble. No, slurdy gang. Okay, stop saying it. I mean, what's the difference between backstreet boys?
You could say that, can't you? Say it. They're not a gang. Say it. I'm scared to say that to you now. I don't know. Backstreet boys was a gang. They were. They was in the streets. In the back. They were just making that up. No, that's fucking true. That's why you think the backstreet boys came from doing back shit. They was back doing my fuckers. The backstreet boys were setting people up and they was in the back of the streets.
They were just sitting up my fuckers and they died so they became backstreet boys. And that's when you go down. They was from Tennessee. It was like, they were all yurt about the backstreet boys. They were like, no, it was like, oh, they're cool guys. It was like, go hang out with them. In the main dude came back there and set them up. That's where backstreet boys came from. And vanilla ice was part of that shit. Thank you.
It was like, you want some ice and you say, yeah, and it was like, banana bitch and then they got into it. You know a lot of stuff. Yeah, I'm just looking at a lot of shit. Did you go to college? Yeah. Where'd you go? I was the University Academy. Why? The Academy. The military? No, you told my real life. Yeah, what are you talking about? I'll tell you some other things. Did you go to college in real life? I was, but I'm like a story about me if I can take you to memory road.
I graduated and you know, that was a scary thing for me because I didn't know I was going to make it. Make it? Yeah. Like a live? No, no, no, no, no. We was definitely good. It was just, I didn't know we was going to make it far because I graduated. I didn't know there was going to call my name. Why wouldn't they? Because I snuck in there and then what happened was I wasn't supposed to graduate because I was like an inspelling and reading. So. Did you learn how to do it now?
Yeah, I'm a great spelling now. Good job. Yeah. How do you spell banana? Why, why you asked me that every, every day? Why you asked me that word out of everything? Just the first word that came to my mind, but I want to get, do you know how to spell it? So you asked me how to spell banana out of everything. I don't know any other words that they can think of right now. Okay, so you don't know how to spell banana. It says bananas B, A, N, A. Why didn't you text me back? I don't know how to spell.
I just said that. I'm not a good spiller. So you can't text me back? I can't spell. Talk to text. And it makes me look crazy. You look more crazy when you ignore all my messages. What would you do? What would you do if you came outside and Lequisha said, I don't know, you got me fucked up. Give me your motherfucking vehicle. Are you going to get it with tour? Who's that? I'm just Lequisha. I'm just saying you had target. I'm going to paint the picture again. You had target.
You're going to go grab some items for your kids, the ghost women. So it's you and you get by your car and you write that unlike it. Peep peep and Lequisha say, I don't know. You got me fucked up. Give me them keys. What are you going to do? Does she have a weapon? No, it's just Lequisha and the lace front. I'll give her a make-use. Why? Because I just, maybe she needs my car. So you're setting me up again. I don't know. I'm just asking a question. I will just give her a make-use.
And then what would you do? What do you mean? I just saw her drive my car away. I didn't have a car. And then how did the rest of this picture paint out? That's the end end. It's your picture you painted. You ain't it? I'm in the car and she's driving it. Now she's in the car. She said, come with me. Where are we going? They're going to go cop a ball. What does that mean? Cop and a ball? Yeah. What does that mean? Did you rest the bruise to my house today? Yeah, it is from the hotel.
I like them. So what do you think about eight balls? I don't, why do you want to talk about that? I don't know what that is. Oh. Do you want to get married one day? Not to me. What major has me that? I just want to know. It's my interview and I want to interview you. So. Yeah, I want to get married. OK. I think I'll be a great partner to marry. Because I come with a lot of great benefits. Like what? Um, caring. I fold my clothes. I watch, I take bags. I put on the other end.
I brush my teeth and I eat. I wake up and I do it over again. And I'm on my business. And one thing about me, I don't go through gross phones if like. Can they go through yours? Yeah. They can. Yeah. I don't know. What? No. Why? I mean, it's my shit. And you're in a relationship. You only see the shit that's in my phone with a lot of shit in there. That's crazy. Like what? I mean, it's a lot of money, females, a lot of money. Yeah. How much? OK. Can I ask the question?
How do you get approached your relationship? Can you let me know? I always want to know how different cultures approach other women. So in public, how do your men come to you or just even in high school? How do guys ask you out on the date? Um, I remember I was in a bumble. So that's a message. Do you not use bumble? Do you not know what that is? Where's a bumble? Do you use Tinder? No. OK. So you're too good for that? What's the celebrity one? Do you use that? No, I don't use any date naps.
What do you use? I don't use them bumble. OK. You don't have to be mean. I just said, I don't use them bumble. OK. You're obvious. So how did it go? Can you give us the conversation of how you met your husband? Um, what was on bumble? I sent a message. Oh, you approached him. Bumbles like that. Yeah. You look like a guy message. And I said, I'm a message. And I said, what's kind of embarrassing now to tell you? Yes. Well, he just had a profile and it was like, look like a resume.
I just said, oh, looks really impressive. What's something unimpressive about yourself? And he said, I don't remember what he said. That's what we got married. Why after that? I live in one fleet. I live in one. Oh, would you say that you're easy? Oh, like easy to get along with. I mean, however you want to take it, you say yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah, I'm pretty easy. That's good. Me too. I feel like I need to start having standards for myself. You don't have standards?
I dated a girl in a wheelchair. No, no, but I'm telling you, she walked out my life still. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. Why did she roll out of your life? Oh, she actually walked out of my life. How? And so I'm talking to her girl. Through the day, she just blocked me. Got the words. She blocked you? So I don't know the whole time if she was pretending because I got her camera hurt just packing her stuff up and putting it in the car. And I was blocked. And I'm like, oh no, she walking.
Are you making the story up right now? No, this really happened. How many fights of standards does it take to get up to your apartment? Why I gotta have an apartment? Can't open this for me. Well, I'm trying to stuck on an apartment. Why I gotta have an apartment? We got houses. Nice ones. We get a CPN. You know what CPN is? You know what a CPN is? Are you ever been seen? How do you feel? Scammed. Who's calling you? Oh, no, nobody. Have you ever been seen? Yes. How do you feel? Good. Why?
No, it didn't feel good. Why? I was asked and I was wondering. I was trying to just set you up. But with that, I was like, I know you can live in houses. Yeah, but how do you feel about scammers? What's your message to them? Can you send them a message right now? And if you don't send them away, you support them. So, I want to throw you a sent them a message. Please stop scamming people. Why? Because it's not nice. Make money your own work hard. They work hard with scamming.
I got a cousin that stayed up all night just going through a call. Okay, then fine, I support them. I don't know. Like, I'm... Are you doing support right? If you're related to them and... You support scamming. Okay, thanks. All your work, who can fans just watch this? And you support them getting robbed. Yes. Do you support your cousin? I mean, that's blood. He scamming a few times, but... I fuck with him. Do you support scammers? I guess my family. Why don't you just give him money?
Because he'd take my shit already. Give him more. Give him more. So he stops taking other people's. And he just takes yours. How much does that watch on your wrist? Worth. A crazy story about this watch. I was outside... And... Somebody had it on. My cousin was like, you like it? I'm like, yeah, you said I might have to be right back. Why are you royal-ass? It's not true. Okay. What type of watch is that? That's a really, but... Diamonds really don't mean nothing anymore. Because they go down.
So you gotta get plain James. They go down? No, that diamonds... Yeah, you can't do nothing once you get them in or what. Like, you know? No, I don't know. How much does that watch worth? Probably just like 25. Just like? Yeah. How much does your bank account right now? Right now, which one? Your biggest one? I don't think I want to share that information. I might get robbed in the hood. You're not in the hood. I am in the hood. It's police... Yeah, I'm in the hood. I am in the hood.
I am in the hood. Don't say that. You're not in the hood. I heard the police, I heard somebody say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I've never heard that before. Oh, yeah, you didn't want to hear it. Everybody in the room heard it. And it's only three of us. No, I've said that's never happened here before. You're not in the hood. So tell me how much does in your bank account? I don't know. How do you make money? So how do I make money? You want to know for real? Yeah, of course.
I really think, honestly, through God, because I'll just... I give back a lot. And I feel like God has really just blessed me. And I was going to Atlanta. And at the same time, I couldn't pay my rent. And I was stressed out. And I went to sleep. And I woke up. And then I had a deal right in my face. A deal. Yeah. What type of deal? That was a promotion deal. So you do? You're like an influencer? I feel like anybody influenced anybody that looks up to you and you can put out information.
They do it. So what's your highest brand deal? Highest brand deal. Hmm. I heard it. Okay. Really? Yeah. What'd you have to do for it? One video? I would say, like, that... It's a lot of money. Yeah. Okay. I thought you were saying, like, what I had to do for it? Like, something crazy, like sexual or something. I don't do nothing like that. I'm a... I'm a Christian of God. But it was a YouTube deal. Why'd you think of something sexual when I was a child?
Because you was like, what'd you have to do for it? And then you could have... It's not my fault that's the first thing that came to your head. Huh? It's not my fault that's the first thing that came to your head. That's not what I meant. It's a dirty line. Well, it's not a lot of stuff that you said on me. And I'm like, that's not me. I'm not the type of God. Okay. Well, you just had to do a YouTube video for $100,000. Or you say, hit like that in the price. It's a lot of money.
It's not when it's God. It's going to go back to them. Like, if you think about it, really don't keep. What'd you do with that money? Bar, Rolex, what else? Rip me out the plastic I'd be acting brand new. Hmm? Rip me out the plastic I'd be acting brand new. You know what that is? It's a Nicki Minaj. That's Milato. That's Milato. That's Milato. That's Milato. That's Milato. That's Milato. These are artists? Okay. I'm just going to look him up. Yeah. Did you just make him up?
I've never heard of him in my life. How do you spell that? Milato. Ma. Ma. La-do. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. That's not a person. It is. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. Molotov music with a thousand followers on Instagram. Have you looking up the wrong motherfucker? I think you're spelling it wrong. How did you spell it? How you just sounded out. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. Ma-la-do. Ma is M-u. Ma is M-u. Ritmi out the plastic I'm an actin' brand new. Ritmi out the plastic I'm an actin' brand new.
You're just made up this person. No, you type in in the lyrics. It's M-la-do. It's not a person. It is. If you type in TikTok, if you go to TikTok and you type in, put it on the floor. It's called, the song is called, put it on the floor. Was it by it? It's not even the mouth wrong. It's a lot of. You hear what she said? She said, I'm not the rea- can I read you the lyrics? What do you think? Your nails done? Yeah, but I need to get a re- done. Please don't look at that.
How often do you get your nails done? Every Tuesday. Really? Okay, let me read the lyrics to you. It's a dollar. Thank you. Are your nails done? What is that? Nothing. All right, here we go. I just want you to tell me what you think it is. Okay. I want you to look. Can you look? Tell me what. Rip me out the plastic I've been acting brand new. Bitches acting like they're running shit. They really ran through. I've been at 500 before I ever trapped you. They thought I was falling off.
I hate to bring you to bad news. What do you think you're doing right now? I don't know. It's all right. I'm not sure if I can call you my. None. It's not really the type of music I listen to. Did you say I'll spin at 500 before I ever trap you? What do you think she meant by that? It's like an English class right now, I don't. Can you repeat it? I'll spin at 500 before I ever trap you. I will spend that 500 before I ever drop you. That's what she said. What do you think she meant by that?
She's going to drop someone. I will spend that 500 before I ever drop you. I don't know what drop you means. Like, keep you around. I mean, why is she going to spend 500? What 500 on what? Stop looking at me like that. Stop making that face. Stop making why are you looking at your camera guy every time and making that face. I'm looking at the camera. You're looking at your camera guy. You're not looking at my camera. Okay. Can you tell me how you feel about it? Can you stop making that face?
Okay. What place? This is me. What do you want me to do? Don't make that face again. I'm doing my face. Alright. Stir it this guy. Who would heal his head? Don't be rude. I don't know who he is. He don't know me. We can get to know each other. But she said I will spend 500 before I ever trap you. I will spend that. I don't get it. I don't get it. Can you just explain it to me? Why do you keep doing that?
That just like every time I ask you a question, you're just like, look at your camera guy and just make a face. Can you stop doing that? I just stare at you the whole time. I don't care if you look at him sometimes, but just not when I'm, I ask you a question. You're ignoring me and then you're just looking at me like that. I'm trying. I'm telling you what. Can you tell me what the lyrics mean? Can you just tell me what the lyrics mean? She said. Do you not know what they mean?
Is that what you're trying to get? Like you want me to help you figure it out together? So basically me, I will spend that 500 before I ever trap you. It's the cost of an abortion. That's what she's saying. Okay. Good for her. Do. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you want to make a heart? Okay. Okay. Can you do that? Okay. Come on.
We. Ok. Talk to you later. Get in the car. Okay. Ah. It's. Hey. We can't do that. Okay. Okay. , I'm gonna rat this out right now. Hey. Okay. What right do you listen to? I told you Nicki Minaj. Who else Nicki Minaj? Beyonce. Can you sing a Beyonce song right now? Oh you don't fucking listen Beyonce. You're just saying that because you know our name. Okay so look tell me this this was an argument that I had with my
friends. Who do you think is the biggest like a worldwide known Snoop Dogg, Mariah Carey? Who do you think people know the most and why? Um Snoop Dogg, Mariah Carey. Who do you think is famous worldwide? Like who's gonna know the most? That's a question for people outside of the US not for me. I mean you too like do your grandma know who Snoop Dogg is? My grandma's dad. I'm just asking does she know? Don't bring her up. She doesn't I don't know. I can't ask her
if she died. Okay what are your butch or grandpa? He's dead too. Auntie? She probably died too. cousin? No. Huh? I'll ask my cousins. Okay I had Snoop Dogg. I'm just wondering though they know Snoop Dogg. I know I just said I think Snoop Dogg. I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you. My dad did work on Snoop Dogg's house. Why didn't you respond to that? He built Snoop Dogg house. And it's he built Snoop Dogg's house.
He worked on his closets. Doing what? He's just helping him with it. Snoop Dogg need to help from your dad on a closet. Yes my dad is a construction guy and he my dad worked on his house. Oh wow what's his company? He works for himself. Yeah what's his company name? He doesn't have a company name. Snoop Dogg does rarely say hey yo you dog come work on my closet. I'm not lying about that. I'm just asking you where the how did he get in contact with your daddy? I don't know. We should
ask my dad. He's like oh yo cuss come work on my closet cuss. Do you want to ask my dad right now? Carlin. I'm not going to call him. He text him. We have his doors in our house. Snoop Dogg's. I kept Snoop Dogg doors. We were poor. He gave us his doors. Snoop Dogg were poor. Yo and he. Yeah fuck is this going? Yo daddy can went to work at his house and he gave you a he said keep the doors cuss. You didn't say that like that no. That's how Snoop Dogg talks.
Okay I'm just I don't all I know is that my dad has his doors. Snoop Dogg door. Yes. Why is that so unbelievable to you? Snoop Dogg has said cuss come work on my closet cuss and take my doors cuss because you're poor cuss. No that's not what happened. It was doors. He was getting rid of and he was throwing away and we kept them. So where did the doors go if y'all was poor? We hadn't say we were homeless. You said poor I'm saying where did you put the doors at?
At our house. So yeah I took the doors that I had and put down Snoop Dogg doors and said that's Snoop Dogg doors. There weren't doors. We were building our house during that time and we needed doors. You poor people on build houses that's expensive. You can take loans out to build houses. Oh no if you pour it I ain't giving you shit if you pour. Okay why are we arguing on how poor I was I wasn't like no I'm saying because I was poor. Okay I was poor too. We was eating hot dogs.
I wasn't even eating hot dogs that's more expensive I was just eating noodles. How many brothers and sisters you got? Five. How many and y'all got the same mom and daddy? No. Also your mom was fucking around. My dad. Oh no my mom too. Yeah both of my parents were. So how many got the same daddy and mama? I have one sister that has the same mom and dad. Same here but my mama was a hoe. She's still alive. Yeah. You feel comfortable saying that?
That's her job. That's how she got paid. That's how she put food in my mouth. Why would I? Do you feel like that's bad? No absolutely not. You said it like you're sharing a lot on. Yeah it was a billboard of her. That's how she got her business going. She wanted everybody you know. I used to stand outside Walmart and I hold this on. Are you making this up? No this is true. I was it's fine. I mean it's life. Mm hmm.
Stuff happens you know I just feel like when people look at stuff wrong it becomes a problem. It's okay. Not looking at it wrong. You was just like. I wasn't doing much. You couldn't play at Paco's in doing a lot. I was just playing back the same machine. Don't be rude. I don't know what I'm saying. No that was the cut the comedian like oh this ain't my shit like Bernie Mac. This is dope. Yeah I just I um I had figured out how my dad was working for Snoop Dogg.
What do you say? Because he was working on a house next door to Snoop Dogg and then Snoop Dogg asked me dad to come take closets. No I don't know what he did for him. Do you want me to ask him not what did you do for Snoop Dogg? I would call him right now but I'm afraid of what he'd say. Maybe like I'll start just asking you guys all questions be weird. Yeah I was just wondering like when is it over? Do you want it to be over right now? Huh? Do you want it to end right now? What? This.
Well no what was you saying this? This is a beautiful thing that we got going. You're just saying that and I know you don't think that. No I do. I would never. You probably think you wasted your time today. Also now you're evil. Evil. Because you're saying evil things to me that hurt my feelings. How would that hurt your feelings? Because I actually appreciate this and I appreciate anything that you do. I love anybody that's watching this and I love the two of you and being
I love everybody in the room. God has had us living for a reason and it's supposed to do this. Are you religious? What does that mean? Do you believe in God? Yeah. Do you want to church? Well I do. I go to sleep sometimes. You want to sleep? Yeah if I go to church. Because our preacher be passing the collection play that all the time so my mom said play sleep when he do it. Okay. Do you got a preacher? No I don't got a church. Oh you believe in? I don't
need one to ask. You believe in God? Why don't you and us? Oh shit. Here we go. Here we go. Is this the shamey in whatever do you believe in God? Yeah. That's good. I have a tattoo on my back. What do I say? I've got it for us who can stand against us. So who do you think God is? White, black, Mexican. I've never really thought of that. He's just like in gray scale. How do you feel if you get there? He's speaking Spanish. And I'd speak Spanish to him. Say something. Alla.
Do you speak Spanish? I don't know. I'm half Mexican. Can you say some stuff in Spanish? I just did. More. Now four sentences. Alla, come over to us. You're going to ask me again. You do? You say you ready for me to go? No. Oh shit. Can't wait till you say that. You can leave if you want right now. Can you just tag me on Instagram? Yeah. Make a special page that says please follow her. Post-adicated to me.
But overall, I feel like you are a great person. You got a far journey. A far journey? Yeah. Like you think I'm just not about why? What about a far journey? I'm not going to say it's quick because they're going to be rude for me to say it's quick. Far means it's going to keep going and going and going. You don't get bigger. Okay. I don't have a little offensively but I'm glad you clarified. I don't know what clarified. What's your what's your goal with your career? You don't
know what clarified means? No. Why are you saying like that? You're using these big words. You have a disrespect in me. Clarified. It's not a big word. Or do you see yourself in 20 years? Six more baby mommas. How many of you have right now? I got three in one possible. So I want six more baby mommas. Why? Because I love kids. Better future. Are you going to marry any of your baby mommas? Why are you saying like that? I'm just curious. I'm not saying it like anything.
You said one of my baby mommas. Like I can't have the same mama. You just said you have six baby mommas. Yeah but I'm saying future. Right future. So can you marry one of them? Yeah. Are you thinking? You're being inviting to the wedding. You'll be the first. I will be. Yeah. I can say you as a big movie star. I feel like you could have been in the movies using you people on Netflix. No. You should watch it. Okay. I feel like you're going to be famous.
What the hell am I now? I could. YouTuber. Okay. Do you have an IMBD? Are you going to any movies? Yeah. I got an IMBD. What movie is Reelin? So you watch two B movies? No one watches two B movies. I forgot because you're not from the hood. Oh. Hey everything dirty D. Should take a moment to watch it. Are you on it? No. There's a lot of dirty shit going on in Detroit. It's hood. This dude started strip club. Him and his girl and he started sleeping with some
of the workers. She get upset. Police come kicking all this other stuff and drugs everywhere. And he just owner the strip club. All he had to do is a cop that's confused because his girlfriend is sleeping with the owner that works there. She like what the hell going on with that. Then that's when he was like, all right. It's a lot of shit going on. And that's why they call it dirty D. Lot of dirty shit. Detroit. Fine. It's really cool.
So I will hope me and you can do something together one day. A movie. Yeah. I do too. Yeah. I really think it could be dope. It should be called Tinder going wrong. We're we meet on Tinder and then we find out you're not my type. I'm not so type. But we already on it. I don't believe that I'm not your type. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to the people watching this. I don't spill water on my couch. Can I say pictures of all your baby mommas? Can I? Do you know them all?
Do I know how my baby mommas? Do I know how my baby mommas? Do I know how I love them? It was Brenda, Lukisha, Don, LaShine, Alex, and now I fuck with you. That's DMX on. You know who DMX is? Oh wow. You don't know no black Paul here guys. Do you? You know what? I said you don't know a lot of blood. You know who Martin is? Will Smith. Yes. Thank you. I love him. What do you think about him slapping someone in a face?
What do I think about Will Smith's makin' Chris Rock in the face? I feel like God forgives and some people take the anger to another level and I wish I would've done one. I was getting slapped. What about you? I wish I was too. What would you do afterwards? If he slapped me, um, probably be very happy and try to hug him. I'm a civil. I'm not gonna see him. Why would you sue him? I know. So we can come up. You already had top money. I like he got money to get
smacked by billionaires. Like that's I'm praying for it. Every day I'm outside like around somebody rich. That's why you try to annoy people in your videos. We should go annoy people and live in a beach because they have a lot of money. They might hit you with their car and love you a lot of money. I might die there. If I'm gonna try to get them to smack you. Why are you acting like this is a stupid idea? I mean for you to say this was stupid idea, I think
you know that. Hmm? It's not a stupid idea. You just said you wanted a billion to smack you. I would've car. You took it to a damn car. Like you tried to get rid of me. I don't want to get rid of you. You did say by car SUV 2x4 like I would die. How do you get in contact with the oven? Hmm. Same way. Well he didn't. He didn't like blow up my Instagram like you bet. He was like funny Marko. Funny Marko. Please come on my show. Please please please please. He didn't do that.
You know it's okay. I'm glad you did it because I came. That's not really fair and I would like to clarify what happened. What? Clarify definition of clarify. Do you need that? No I don't know what that means. I would like to make clear what happened between you and I. Okay. A girl tagged you in my DMs. I said okay well if you can get him on I will give you $300 and then I added that to my story. I didn't think you'd reply and you replied.
I thought you would do it. You seemed to trust worthy. So I sent her $300. I'm glad. Why you say same. You see you looked trustworthy. So I thought I could do it. I was still from anybody. That's not what I said. I'm going to ask them. Don't put words in my mouth. I'm going to ask them. Do you love me finish? Do you look like I still bring anybody car and get in there and take all these stuff out. Can you let me finish?
You're projecting right now because I didn't say anything. And then go take the car to the shop and get it switched over and sell it to the shop. I didn't say that. I said you seemed to trust trustworthy as in maybe if somebody else had said it I wouldn't have paid the $300. You seemed like someone who when you said you would do something would do it. I'm asking you a question. I'll do it. Look like I would break in somebody car. Obviously not which is why I sent $300.
Oh just make it sure. So I sent it to her and then you called me that weekend and you said I'm going to fly down here this weekend and then you just stopped replying to me. I'm here. It happened. This was like three weeks ago dude. Oh happy happening sometimes. Dad so then I thought you have really white teeth by the way. What do you thought they would be? Like mine mine aren't really white. No why is it like yellow or
some shit? Yeah mine are yellow. No you think mine are mine are. You're not yellow. Yeah yours are really white. I was complimenting you when you're taking it all the way. You said it like wow yo shit really white like yo shit should not be that white. You really like to be offended by everything I say. No if you look it back I think that's you. I was just caught off car. You smell it. Oh wow your teeth are really white and you did this. It's not typical to have teeth
that way. That's unusually white. Do you get them white? But it's not BS after all of this. You've just said do you white in your teeth? Do you white in your teeth? Do you white in your teeth? You didn't give me a chance. Why are you not answering me? Wow. Do you go white in your teeth? It takes 10 seconds yes or no. I just wrote them out the plastic. They may hack them right now. Anyway then you didn't reply to me and I was like you know what?
Okay let me just keep messaging him because I gave this girl $300 and I don't have a lot of money so I need to give it to him. It's why you offer it in the first place. Because it's an investment. Oh me. Yes. Yes. Why are you doing? I took a loan out. I'm not going to get a loan out. Tad you come here today? Thank you. What was it like growing up in England? I'm a nigga. I'm not from England. Do you think only white people are from England?
I'm from Ami. I'm not. I don't know. I've never been here. Yeah you were. To England? You grew up there. Well you know you interview with? Who? Funny workout. Yeah I've never been to England. I didn't even got a passport yet. I'm a two-tonne's feeling. When did you start changing your accent to match the people here? After I'm not from England. Where did you get this on Google? Don't let me. Do you support the king and queen? I support whoever I love. I love everybody.
When did you guys come over here? Who is y'all? Your family. I came from pussy and dick and I came here and that's how I got here. And if his kid's watching it I came from vagina in oil sakes. Sorry kids. Those kids I don't know. I'm just tell you where I came from. That's my mom and daddy. Kisha and Big Marco. That's what they call them. Did you just make that up? No my daddy was a big time joggiller. Five one seven seven street road dog. Does he in jail? Oh he was in jail.
Have you ever been to jail? Yeah. On GTA. Not in real life. Okay I'm happy to hear a lot. Thank you. I'm not from England. Maybe you are. Okay yeah. You're a good person. So moving forward. This is great. I feel like again you want to be somebody. I appreciate everybody. I don't want anybody to take anything offensive because it's all love. And it's just me and I'm an open book and I love everybody from him. From everybody. Your whole
soul and I hope God protect everybody over you and those who's watching this. And we all will be in heaven. We all meet again. But what? You said I don't want you to take anything about it's the offensive. That was it. How would I take that offensively? I don't know. Don't take this offensive. What I'm about to say. You're a great person. Yes he doesn't make sense. Don't do that to me either. I hope you make a lot of money. You too. Me too. And I hope that this episode brings me back
the amount of money I invested into it. Oh yeah we're going to make sure to have it. Because it probably may not. You should put the doors on eBay from Snoop Dogg and resell those. You'll definitely make a lot of money because everybody wants Snoop Dogg house doors. For joke. But you're trying to be funny. No I didn't like it. I'm just trying to tell you a good smart investment if you didn't think
about it. You liked it didn't you? Yeah I still want them. Right for some reason somebody just wants to be like oh the Snoop Dogg door let's open it up. They're not authenticated. That's just door closed. They're not authenticated. Oh make sure you like comments to stop and watch it all the way through so she can get $300. $300? Yeah. From what? You said you're the viewers. Why would I get $300? Because you watch it and you put ads in it. Is your YouTube channel monetized? No.
Damn so we just doing this for free. Oh my TikTok is. I think a lot of money on TikTok. Oh well you just said that you make a lot of money. Okay. Okay. Okay. I go to YouTube and watch this so she can be the biggest YouTube ever. She can be the next Mrs. Beast. Beast. Like Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast is Mr. Beast single. Yeah. I actually know a Miss from Kansas. I'm from Kansas City. I know him too. He might not pick up the phone. No he's not gonna pick up. Everybody busy.
All my friends but everybody so fucking busy right now. What time is it? In prize pick. I'm on prize pick. You can start gambling on prize pick. You'll win some money. Okay. I'm not that desperate. My husband makes money. I will tell him start gambling on there. Let me see. Snoop dog. Snoop dog text me and say I'm busy right now. You just made that up. Let me see. Okay. He didn't text that. Don't let him get again. All right.
I'm stuck in my pants right now. I mean he got stuck. Don't give me that face again dude. Right. Those are nice pants. Thanks so far for Moll Navy. Oh. I used to steal from there. It's steal from Moll Navy. Yeah for my daughter. How about sweet? It was baby clothes. Well how long ago was that? Four years ago. I stole from Moll Navy. It was easy. Can you give her some clothes? I don't know. We good now. Okay. Okay. Some clothes if you need.
Are you pretending to text him? I'm talking to him. He takes me. Say you're doing me so around. Thank you guys for tuning in. Make sure you watch it all the way through TikTok. This is a great episode from great people. She's really a nice person. And for those who do support me to come here. Make sure you watch the rest of her episodes because she's she don't know what's going on with anybody. She brings on people on her podcast. She does not know. And this is a great way to get
to know people because she does not know anybody. She brings on her show. She just brings people on for $300. So I feel really great about it. And I really think who I really know that she's going to go for. And we're going to pray for her. Pray for her. Can you pray right now? Then you can leave. Okay. She clothes rise. Okay. And put your hands together. Okay. And pray for me.
Okay. Hello, God. I know you're probably busy like the rest of us for right now. If you could take the time out to listen to me and realize that this woman makes a means a hard work for her working woman. And if you can bless her podcast and make it go number one, God, please she needs it back. She needs this number one podcast. So bad. She's getting dorsal snook dogs. And she's in the hood. So God, please protect her and her family and make this be the biggest
episode ever. So she can get Nicki Minaj on here because that's all she cares about. I don't know. She think I knew Nicki Minaj to get closer to her. Why don't? Oh, yeah. Again, all got all black people don't look alike. So I heard no that. And I'm not from England. So God, please protect her and her family and our beautiful kids husband and wife and no random cameraman that she found by the trash can. She say three. You found your
love. I'm going to miss my prayer. Please, this is my prayer. Jesus Christ. Stop telling God stuff that you don't like that. Please. And the Lord we pray. Amen. God is lying to you. God God knows what's going on. You found his camera. Why are you asking him on a prayer? I'm talking to God. You stepping in the arm wrong. You told me pray for you. Can I pray for you to you? No, I don't need it. No, please don't. No. God, please don't take our prayer.
She want to send to you for me. God, please. No, God, don't take it. No. God, if you're listening to me. God, if you're listening to this right now, he found his camera man by the trash can too. And it wasn't just me. Thank you for putting camera man by trash cans. Oh, you say my camera man. Look dirty.
Please stop putting words into God. You know, dirty. No, you think you look dirty because you got your ish. Uh-huh. I didn't even look at his head. Oh, yeah, because you think he dirty. God, let's get her out the ghetto. Please move her out of this scenery and put her in a big beautiful house in the middle of LA and Beverly Hills. Thank you, or a man. Please don't listen to when he's mean. God. I'm right here. Yeah, God, please.
Keep him alive on his way home. So that when he posts me, I can get a lot of followers. And stop making that face. God, make him stop making that face. Please. And that face to God. God, if you want me at our house. God, please help him get out of my house right now. Okay. Nice feet.