IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS. PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS ...
May 11, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 25
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONU...
May 04, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 24
IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!! PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY PARABLE #2: LOVE Y...
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 23
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIETING THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADS WHEN IT COMES TO NONSENSE AS THEY ASK ABOUT TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND SUB-PAR BUSINESS PLANS. IT'S 4/20 AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN PARTAKING IN THE HERBS...WE BASICALLY FORGOT! SO, ENJOY OUR MUSINGS ABOUT SEEKING BROTHER HUSBANDS AND THE BACHELOR PARTY DEBATE. PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: DOGTOOT...
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 22
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT INTERNET LOYALTY TESTS AND WHAT THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT THE WAY THE YOUTH VIEW LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW WOMEN CAREFULLY CRAFT THE WRONG GUY. BONUS TOPICS: OUR TOXIC TRAITS...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE!! PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 45 min•Season 2Ep. 21
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TT CAMILLE’S DATING LIFE, HOW FINE DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE TO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND BOX EATING MISTAKES YOU SHOULD AVOID!! PARABLE #1: FOREPLAY MEANS BEFORE PLAY…PRE-HEAT YOUR OVEN!! PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU EXCITED…HOW CAN YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: BIG BOOTY x HOZWAL, YOUNG MIKO, LIL GENIUZ FAVORITE x SHAROD VIRTUOSO
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Season 2Ep. 19
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS WOMEN HAVEN'T RECEIVED FROM MEN IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS, ACCOUNTABILITY AND THE LACK OF SEXUAL EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE, WHERE THINGS STOP BEING POLITE...AND START GETTING RATCHET!! PARABLE #1: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT MAN...LEAVE HIM ALONE PARABLE #2: IT'S OK TO BE IGNORANT SONGS FROM TODAY's ISSUE: STAY READY x JHENE AIKO NEIGHBORS x J. COLE
Mar 23, 2023•2 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 18
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PRANKING THE WRONG PEOPLE, NEW BAPS, STALKING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S EX, WOMEN AND THE THINGS MEN NEVER RECEIVED IN RELATIONSHIPS. PARABLE #1: YOU WILL LOSE THOSE YOU DON'T CHERISH...AND SOME YOU DO. SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE: RED DEAD x TOMMY REVENGE BIG STEPPERS x BIG STEPPERS
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 57 min•Season 2Ep. 17
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY FIREMEN > POLICEMEN. THEN WE DISCUSS PEOPLE WE THINK THE REST OF Y'ALL SHOULD LEAVE ALONE AND SOME THINGS ABOUT MONO-POLYAM RELATIONSHIPS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID SPEAKING ON. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE! PARABLE #1: STOP SPEAKING ON RELATIONSHIPS YOU'RE NOT IN SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CHICAGO BOY x ARI LENNOX DOIN ME x ERIN SEDALIA
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 16
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DEALING WITH GRIEF OF RELATIONSHIPS, HOW TO STOP TAKING THINGS SO PERSONALLY, AND HOW TO BE THE BEST WE CAN BE BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH OURSELVES. BONUS TOPICS: MASCULINITY VS FEMININITY, HOMOSEXUALITY, AND TT ERIN's THEORIES ON KARMA, REINCARNATION, WHY CHOOSING YOUR DEATH PARTNER IS AN IMPORTANT STEP...AND YES, WE'RE GETTING A LIL EMO AND MORBID, BUT THAT WON'T STOP US FROM COMING FOR ALL YOUR HEADTOPS WITH FACTS, LAUGHS, AND LOVE ALL ISSUE LONG! YOU...
Mar 02, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 15
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE A$$TASTIC-NESS DURING TT ERIN’s BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!! WE ALSO GET INTO OUR NEWEST ENDEAVOR OF “ELIMIDATEING” W/TT CAMILLE AND WE BREAK DOWN HER GOING VIRAL ON SINGLE MOM MEMOIRS. THE JOKES PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES AND YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!! PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT…LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU DO WANT. PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE: JD's REVENGE x JEAN DEAUX 22 x JAYO
Feb 23, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 14
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ENTREPRENEURS WHO TAKE 9-5 SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME. BONUS TOPICS ARE: ANOTHER FLORIDA MAN, TWERK CLASSES IN CHICAGO AND TT ERIN’s BEEF WITH GEN Z!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS TGESE LAUGHS!! PARABLE #1: YOU MUST RELENTLESSLY GO AFTER YOUR DREAMS PARABLE #2: REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN… SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: MOOD x SIR FEAT. ZACARI NO DAYS OFF x GWEN BUNN
Feb 21, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 13
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE QUALMS INTERNET LESBIANS ARE HAVING WITH THE BISEXUAL/HETERO-ROMANTIC WOMEN AGENDA, WHATS HOLDING US BACK FROM BEING OURSELVES AND WHETHER WE HAVE ENOUGH EMPATHY FOR SIDE HOES. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NON-STOP!! PARABLE #1: BE YOURSELF PARABLE #2: DON’T LOSE YOUR HIGH QUALITY HOES SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: ÇA FLINGUE x GENJUSTSU BEATS 12 AM IN ATL x REASON FEAT. ISAIAH RASHAD, BENNY THE BUTCHER & DOE...
Feb 16, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 12
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DISRESPECT AND THE PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIORS OF THE UNHEALED OPPOSITE SEX. YOU DONT WANNA MISS THE PARABLES, TWISTS AND TURNS IN THIS EPISODE! PARABLE #1: YOU CAN ONLY BE IGNORANT FOR SO LONG PARABLE #2: DO BETTER! PARABLE #3: CONTROL KILLS CORRECTION SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: IN HA MOOD x ICE SPICE IF THIS IS LOVE x XAVIER OMAR
Feb 09, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 2Ep. 11
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING DIRECTLY TO OUR LISTENERS ON LIVE!! WE'RE TALKING TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND REVIEWING THE WEEK's ACTIVITIES STARTING WITH TT CAMILLE's BIRTHDAY (JAN 18TH) RECAP!!! YOU CAN WATCH THIS EPISODE IN FULL ON OUR INSTAGRAM (@THERATCHETAUNTIES) OR LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IN FULL HERE, EITHER WAY YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE ANTICS! PARABLE #1: DO BETTER PARABLE #2: JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE THE RULES, DON'T MAKE YOU UNACCOUNTABLE PARABLE #3: SOMETIMES MANDEM NEEDS TO P...
Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 44 min•Season 2Ep. 10
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TRAUMA AFTER SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, THE TOP 3 WORST KIND OF MEN, A REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC RECAP AND WHAT TYPE LADIES WE LIKE!! PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT WOMEN BE DOING, WHY YALL STILL EFF US?! SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: C.A.B. x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN FOMF x AB SOUL
Jan 12, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 2Ep. 9
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT CHEATING NO-NO’s. PLUS, WE GOTTA BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THE MEG THEE STALLION STORY AND KEKE PALMER FINALLY BEING A MOMMA. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS. PARABLE #1: LET PEOPLE HELP YOU BE BETTER PARABLE #2: DON’T SPEND YOUR GIRL’s $$ ON ANOTHER WOMAN PARABLE #3: SHOW LOVE. PERIOD. SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: LOW x SZA I GUESS x SAINT LEVANT & PLAYYARD
Jan 05, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Season 2Ep. 8
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING THE REAL NAMES OF SOME OF YOUR FAVE RAPPERS AND WHY WOMEN ARE NOW IN THE POSITION OF THE “TRICK”. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS!! PARABLE #1: STFU PARABLE #2: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM! SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE: NOT MY N*GGA x KENTHEMAN NUNNDET SH*T x ASIAN DOLL FT. RUBI ROSE, DREAM DOLL, DREEZY AND IVORIAN DOLL
Dec 29, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 7
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING WOMEN'S EQUALITY (CAUSE THAT'S WHAT Y'ALL SAID Y'ALL WANTED!), GAS STATION STRANGERS, AND HOW THE TT's GOT THEIR NICKNAMES. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE IT'S DEFINITELY ONE FOR THE BOOKS! PARABLE #1: DON'T CALL ME BABY PARABLE #2: STOP DOING UNNECESSARY THINGS TO YOUR COOCH! SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: 4 THANGS x FREDDIE GIBBS & BIG SEAN OLD AGE x MASEGO...
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 2Ep. 6
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING TT CAMILLE HAVING ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT A BDAY DINNER. PLUS, WE’RE QUESTIONING WHY MEN DON'T DO MEN STUFF. BTW, IT'S THE YEAR OF GLORIA HALLELUJAH, SO WE GET INTO HER DEBUT ALBUM "ANYWAY...LIFE'S GREAT" AND THE NEWEST SAWEETIE EP TO SEE WHY SHE AND BIG GLO ARE HAVING AN AMAZING END TO THEIR YEAR! BONUS POINTS FOR OUR NEWEST SPONSOR DROP! TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE STORIES, LAUGHS, TWISTS AND TURNS BECAUSE WE CAME WITH THE HEAT!! PARABLE #1: THER...
Dec 15, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 2Ep. 5
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE RETROGRADE HAS TAGGED YOU IN!! LISTEN IN AS THE TT’s DEFEND KANYE AND PRETTY PRIVILEGE AND TEACH US ALL HOW TO PUT THE PU*SY ON ICE WHILE DEALING WITH HARASSMENT IN HOME DEPOT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS JOINT!! PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE VILLAN IN SOMEONE’s LIFE STORY. PARABLE #2: LET YE WHO HAS SINNED A LOT, CAST NO STONES. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: LIFE’s A B*TCH x RADIANT CHILDREN EAT IT UP x KALI & RUBI ...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 2Ep. 4
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DISCUSSING THE DANCERY AND MEN WHO BLUSH. BONUS POINTS FOR THE GROWING NICKI BEEF. PARABLE #1: MEN LOVE WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR SHOT AT THEM. PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR BEEF ON THE INNANETS. IT’S FUNNIER THAT WAY. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: POF x ARI LENNOX HUDDY x COI LERAY
Dec 01, 2022•2 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 3
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR HOLIDAY HATRED AND GO DOWN THE LIST OF THINGS WE DON'T MESS WITH DURING THIS SEASON (HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY, SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY AND CYBER MONDAY BTW). JOIN US IN THE LAUGHS AS WE DEAL WITH THE MISHAPS OF NOT FORMATTING A NEW SD CARD, BC THIS EPISODE IS SPLOTCHY TO SAY THE LEAST!! IT'S NOT A LONG EP TODAY, SO LISTEN TO LAUGH AND GO AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR WEEKEND WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!! PARABLE #1: ALWAYS FORMAT YOUR NEW SD CARDS. PARABL...
Nov 26, 2022•28 min•Season 2Ep. 2
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DIGGING DEEP INTO WHY YOU MUST WORK REGARDLESS OF TALENT. WE THEN GIVE EACH OTHER OUR PROPS FOR PODDING AN ENTIRE YEAR AND HOW MUCH WE’VE GROWN! SPECIAL TOPICS INCLUDE: JADA PINKETT-SMITH, KANYE, TOM BRADY AND MORE!! YOU DONT WANNA SKIP ANY PARTS OF THE FOOLERY WE DISH OUT!! PARABLE #1: SOMETIMES JUDGEMENTS ARE WARRANTED. PARABLE #2: EVERYONE IS NOT WELCOME IN THE HOOD. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: JUST WANNA ROCK x LIL UZI VERT DON’T PLAY WITH IT x LOLA BROOKE...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 2Ep. 1
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE CELEBRATING THEIR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! *cues {expletive}shots* *pew pew pew* *pooh shiesty, pooh shiesty* THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CONFLICT OF CROOKLYN, COACHING TECHNIQUES, THE TIME IT TAKES FOR WOMEN TO GET READY, TT ERIN'S AFFECTION FOR WOOD AND KNIVES, AND TT CAMILLE'S CHANGING VOICE. BONUS CONVOS: WHY WOMEN DON'T NEED BREAKS FROM SEX, WHY MEN DON'T CRY IN FRONT OF THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND SOME FEARS ABOUT MOTHERHOOD. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS THI...
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 52
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW MEN HAVE "FUMBLED THE BOX" WITH THEM AND HOW TT ERIN'S STORY CAUSED A VIRAL TWITTER MOMENT. PLUS THE LADIES TALK ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE AND WHETHER IT'S NECESSARY OR NOT. BONUS CONVO POINTS: STEALING HOMES FROM BIRDS, OUR WORST FEARS AND WHO HATES WHO PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS TALK, BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: IT'S YOU. IT'S F*CKING YOU. PARABLE #2: SAVE YOURSELF THE TRAUMA OF THE ARGUMENT WHEN IT'S...
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 51
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PU$$Y MANAGEMENT AND HOW RACISM ALWAYS REARS IT’S BULL HORNS. THEY GIVE AN UPDATE ON A FEW FORMER CHILD STARS AND SOME OF THE NON-SO-WELL-KNOWN “CHRISHAWN’s OF THE WORLD, ALL WHILE LEARNING SOME DOPE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM THE INTERNET! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE TWISTS, TURNS AND ALL THE LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: STOP GOING BROKE TRYNA BE ROMANTIC. PARABLE #2: SOME MESSAGES AREN’T FOR YOU…THEY’RE FOR YOU TO PASS ON TO SOMEONE ELSE. PARABLE #3: STAY OUTTA TH...
Oct 13, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 50
IN THIS EPISODE...THE R.A.'s ARE TALKING ABOUT DJ MATT MATEO's { 2000's THEMED} BIRTHDAY BASH WHILE REMINISCING ABOUT ALL THE SONGS THAT "GOT YOU IN THE MOOD" FROM THAT ERA. THEN THE AUNTIES BREAK INTO HOW AZAELIA BANKS HAS THROWN HER 2 CENTS INTO THE LADY-BEEF BETWEEN NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: IF YOU CHICKEN OUT...JUST KNOW SOMEBODY OUT THERE GOT BEEF WITH YOU. PARABLE #2: RESPECT THE 2000's R&B...DASSIT. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: TOMORROW 2 x G...
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 49
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING IT BACK TO SCHOOL! JUDGING WHAT THEY DON'T REMEMBER FROM SCHOOL AND THE NASTINESS ON THE INTERNET...WE'RE LEARNING SOME RATCHET HISTORY! SPOILER ALERTS FOR THE RAP SH!T FINALE, BUT YOU PROBABLY SAW IT ALREADY...AND MORE! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: YOU'RE RIGHT UNTIL YOU'RE WRONG. PARABLE #2: DO THE F*CKING WORK. SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: SOCK IT 2 ME X LAYA EYE TO EYE X NONSO AMADI...
Sep 29, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 48
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S FINALLY GET R&B STAR FRANKIE FREE IN STUDIO!!! LISTEN AS WE TAKE HIM ON A WILD RIDE OF STORY-TIMES AND JOKES ABOUT TT ERIN’S RENDEZVOUS WITH THE KILLER WHILE PERFORMING AT A CHICAGO SPEAKEASY. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS ALL-AROUND HILARIOUS EPISODE OF LOST VOICES AND BEING WAY TOO LIT TO FUNCTION! PARABLE #1: STAY CHARGED PARABLE #2: STAY AWAY FROM THE KILLER SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: BROWN SKIN X FRANKIE FREE WARHOL’S WALL X FRANKIE FREE
Sep 22, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 47
