The Quack Attack: The DEFINITIVE Mighty Ducks Podcast

The Quack Attack

Each week, Mike, Tommy, Kevin and occasionally a special guest or two break down the Mighty Ducks, Iceland, Eden Hall and everything else there is to look at in the greatest trilogy of all time. You'll think, you'll laugh, you might even cry. But you'll never forget where you were when you discovered The Quack Attack is back, Jack.

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What effect do the fans have on the Mighty Ducks?

Mike, Tommy and Kevin break down the evolution of the Ducks' fan base, from the empty stands in D-5's first game under Gordon Bombay to the Ducks swinging the entire crowd in the Varsity-JV showdown. Show notes: GO TO ITUNES. GIVE US FIVE STARS. Episode 3 when we talk about Eden Hall's fans The game with the Cardinals. The stands are filled. Watch Karp's dad spill the popcorn: Karp's dad hugging Karp after the Ducks beat the Hawks in the state championship: The backstory on Hans' relationship wi...

Oct 29, 2014•31 min

The Bash Brothers — Examining the relationship between Dean Portman and Fulton Reed

Mike, Tommy and Kevin breakdown the interesting relationship between the Bash Brothers: Dean Portman and Fulton Reed. Do their antics fire up the team or only lead to bad penalties? Are they good for each other or bad influences? Show Notes: Portman being introduced to Fulton Reed. Fulton and Portman jammin out before going to bed. Portman's statistics from D2: 7 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 0 P, 14 PIM Fulton's statistics from D2: 7 GP, 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, 2 PIM (Thanks again to Flargalarg for the stats) Two minut...

Oct 22, 2014•31 min

Grab bag! Shootouts, Team USA’s scouting, and announcer Josh

It's a special grab bag episode! Instead of one topic Mike, Tommy and Kevin did three quick hitters. First they discussed what the order should've been for the Ducks in the D2 shootout. Second was whether Don Tibbles made the right choices in constructing Team USA. Third was a debate about announcer Josh in D3 and his aptitude. Show Notes: Here's the Mighty Ducks 2 shootout (kind of): Don Tibbles' assembly of newbies that was more for the marketing than for the winning the Junior Goodwill games:...

Oct 15, 2014•32 min

The rise of Adam Banks

Mike, Tommy and Kevin track Adam Banks' growth from evil kid on the Hawks to hero on the Ducks to varsity prankster to willing JV participant. It's been quite a character arc. They also talk about Banks' suspected drug use and Mike tells the story about how a lady at Target thought he was high. Show Notes: Adam Banks looking sinister in the first game between the Ducks and the Hawks: Phil Banks sitting in the Hawks section in the championship game: Banks pointing at the goal in the middle of a b...

Oct 08, 2014•32 min

Uncovering Hans’ secret life

Mike, Tommy and Kevin start with a discussion on Hans, his sport shop and the role his the youth hockey league before they pull the thread and discover the the old man's secret life. Show Notes: You'll probably need to listen to the slight talk about Hans in Episode 10. Hans in the middle of the Ducks celebration: The mean headline about a young Gordon Bombay: "Hawks' Gordon Bombay misses penalty shot in O.T." (Bombay actually tells Charlie later on that he missed the penalty shot at the end of ...

Oct 01, 2014•31 min

Deconstructing the Mighty Ducks’ hockey league and its playoff system

Mike, Tommy and Kevin attempt to figure out how the league the Ducks play in operates and uncover some shady things. They also provide a definitive answer as to why the No. 8 seed Ducks didn't play the No. 1 seed Hawks in the first round of the playoffs. Show Notes: Tommy got the group started on a discussion about how its a tradition for the state tournament to be held in the North Stars' arena. Except now games were held there. Evidence: Mr. Ducksworth's exact line: "Actually Phil is one of my...

Sep 24, 2014•34 min

The many women in Gordon Bombay’s life

Mike, Tommy and Kevin track Gordon Bombay's dealings with women through the years and try to figure out what became of his many relationships. They also try to figure out if Bombay ever left behind his playboy ways and settled down. Show Notes: Minnehaha Park: 10 minutes from downtown Minneapolis. After the podcast, Mike did discover a Minnehaha, Washington, which is right by the Oregon/Washington border. If that was the place Gordon went, the greyhound bus trip makes a whole lot more sense. Gor...

Sep 17, 2014•30 min

Fulton Reed’s transition from street kid to Mighty Ducks leader

Mike, Tommy and Kevin track Fulton's Reed life from street kid to Mighty Ducks stalwart. Is he the true leader of the Ducks and deserving of the 'C'? Also, the crew gives their theories on what happened to Fulton after the Ducks left Eden Hall. Show Notes: "People talk. It don't mean nothing." Guy, Jesse and Fulton stealing the zamboni Two minutes for roping:

Sep 10, 2014•31 min

What is the pro potential of every Mighty Duck?

Thanks to an email from one of you, Mike, Tommy and Kevin go through the Mighty Ducks roster and determine the pro potential for each player. Does Conway do enough to get himself drafted? Can Adam Banks put himself in position to be picked No. 1 overall? Show Notes Guy Germaine's "superstar looks:" Andy Miele. Look at those college stats. Here's the most recent story of the U.S. women's national team playing against, and losing to some boys high school teams. The Josh Hamilton story, for those t...

Sep 03, 2014•32 min

Who is the Mighty Ducks’ worst player?

Mike, Tommy, Kevin look at the stats, the coaching, the tangibles and the intangibles as they try to figure out which person was the worst player on the Mighty Ducks. Show Notes: The D2 stats from Reddit user Flargalarg. Ken Wu had three points in D2: Two goals and one assists. He does not score in D3. Goldberg's save percentage in D2 was actually lower than what Mike said. It was .438. Peter Mark after he lost Brown and allowed the Hawks' third goal: Peter Mark gets pickpocket on the Hawks' fou...

Aug 27, 2014•31 min

Breaking down the media covering the Ducks

Mike, Tommy and Kevin actually do some research. They figure out what the articles written about the Ducks actually say and break them down with their journalistic eyes. They also theorize on how the media affects the Ducks' psyche. Show notes: Let's Play Hockey: Real magazine. Article No. 1: Ducks tie Cardinals, 2-2: (Notice "Germaine" spelled wrong in the headline.) The inside article: "Panthers season in jeopardy", with a story on the mysterious Adam Garin. After the Ducks beat the Huskies: A...

Aug 20, 2014•31 min

Is the Connie and Guy relationship good for the Mighty Ducks

Mike, Tommy and Kevin talk discuss the Connie and Guy relationship: Is Connie playing Guy? Does it last or were there signs of the end in D3? How would a break affect the locker room dynamic? Download in iTunes Show Notes: Guy and Connie having an intense 12-year-old make out session in D1: Connie getting in Guy's face after the tie with the Blake Bears: The fall of the relationship? The Connie and Guy argument when the freshman team released the fire ants on the varsity:...

Aug 13, 2014•31 min

Is Eden Hall Academy a good environment?

It's Episode 3 which means it's time to talk D3. Mike, Tommy and Kevin talk all about Eden Hall Academy. Is it truly a culture of excess? What's the reason the fans turned on their varsity team in the JV/Varsity Showdown? Is Dean Buckley slimy, meek or both? Download from iTunes. Show Notes There's not much that needs explaining. Changing the tradition of a school after half a season: Dean Buckley:

Aug 06, 2014•30 min

Team Iceland

It's Iceland week! Mike, Tommy and Kevin discuss the rise of Icelandic hockey, Wolf Stansson's coaching, the best Iceland player not named Gunnar Stahl, the controversial Russia game that was the fall of the dynasty and more. Download in iTunes. Show Notes: Here is the Iceland page on icehockey.wikia.com. According to Hockey Reference, no person born in Iceland has played in the NHL. If you're unfamiliar with the Danny Almonte situation. This podcast was recorded at an earlier date, so the IIHF ...

Jul 30, 2014•32 min

Did Gordon Bombay learn anything?

Mike, Tommy, and Kevin ring in the inaugural Quack Attack Podcast with the discussion on the actions on Gordon Bombay in D1. Does he learn from his mistakes? Or is he still kind of a douche? A deep discussion on how much should be expected of Bombay and how fast it should be expected ensues. View in iTunes. Show notes: The size of Hans' Sport Shop. Is it a drug front? Welcoming the Ducks: Mike was wrong about the final player on the ice for the penalty shot. The five on the ice were Conway, Germ...

May 31, 2014•31 min

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