The Hairy Robot A Short Story by Lord Shartly VonShitstainpants Philo Drummond looked at the hairy robot in his hands and felt grumpy. He walked over to the window and reflected on his Overman surroundings. He had always loved the Fog-Shrouded Fortress of Solitude with its motionless, organism laden, modern Moss. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lumpy. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dr. Hal Owll. Dr. Hal was a brutal muppet with ...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 3
It was a moonlit night at KPFA radio station, where Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal Owll, and Professor D. Wellwood hosted their offbeat UFO cult detective show. Wellwood, always searching for his elusive tapedeck and reminiscing about Burning Man, added his peculiar charm. During a break in their broadcast, a commotion upstairs led them to a grisly discovery in the station manager's office – the lifeless body of a low-life scumbag with ties to the criminal underworld. Wellwood's sharp deductions po...
Apr 07, 2024•2 hr 4 min•Season 10Ep. 8
It was a foggy evening in London, and Dr. Philo Drummond, a distinguished archaeologist with a knack for solving mysteries, found himself in the study of his close friend and colleague, Dr. Hal Owll. The two were discussing an intriguing case that had recently come to their attention – the disappearance of top-secret government documents from the Foreign Office, under mysterious circumstances. As they pored over the details, a knock at the door interrupted their conversation. In stepped a tall, ...
Apr 06, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 10Ep. 7
Philo, Hal, and PuzEv had been best friends since childhood, bonded by their shared love for astronomy and exploration. Together, they embarked on a daring mission to Mars, armed with their homemade radio transmitter fashioned from spare parts and sheer determination. As they set up their equipment on the dusty Martian surface, excitement buzzed in the air as they prepared to make history by establishing communication with Earth. With bated breath, they powered on the radio, adjusting knobs and ...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 10Ep. 6
Let's catch Philo and Hal as they blabber away - Let me call my rat with your paw But I didn't mean to Ridicule your rat in the way I can afford some Tell us the ugly looking rat. I never seen he came out trying to bite my tire with his foamy mouth Come on ready His eyes are one ready by Thinking Horrible Horrible look on his and he's shivering after my tire Well, no wonder dogs chase On the tire Dog Three-eyed two-eared Lop-faced enemy of dogs. They can't hurt you know He was lop-faced. All rig...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 10Ep. 5
A PARTICULARLY FUNNY SHOW! NOT KIDDING THIS TIME! Puzzling over-delivers his mind-bendingly hawt intro with his show wife sexpot Justin who loves his penis; she asks what else do women want?; Philo, Michael Peppe and Dr. Hal seduce the audience with their suggestive and sexy palaver. Philo complains there's not enough me. Everything that happens on the radio is on purpose; Radio Dating Game; The Kitchen Show; Philo drinks up all the water; The Middle Dot; The Blither vs. The Blather; Burt Reynol...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 10Ep. 4
In this amazing episode, Philo and Hal return to Arkansas to groom Yeti back pelts. "You gotta say what flavor of sauce you want when you walk in the door", yelled Philo somewhat dejectedly. Kids are getting away with murder and low order fun-raising while Hal continues to underoverestimate Puzzling. After retrieving its garment, the Show whipped up a soufflé and got a woody. Suddenly, without their garments Drs. Howwll and Drummond danced a mad conjuring jig but suddenly noticed their nudity an...
Jan 05, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Season 10Ep. 3
Underestimating Puzzling is a mistake made too often everyday. After retrieving his garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly, without remorse Drs. Howwll and Drummond rarely do what they say they will do but instead back-up the Show with the listeners still intact while deconstructing gloating as a concept. Dr. Peppe, Dr. Solar, Dr. Love, Luke warm Christians spewing forth, Luke in the barn with Kate and Pepino and Mojo Under The Whales at Bay, Hal Freefaces invoking ...
Jan 05, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 10Ep. 2
The Show goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little bitch and extinguishes the fire with its tears. Later on, the Boys sneak behind the Show's butt and boobytrap the Show's mindfield while distracting the listeners with mundane banter. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show. It has all the legs of a spider show. But the legs are too long and make it hard to walk thr...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 30 min
After an awe-inspiring Puzzling Evidence opening Intro, the Boys hold their baited breath while simmering a box full of greasy feathers for a snack on Hell's Highway! Little did they know that gremlins had removed the manhole covers just after the show started and replaced them with the show's emergency pudding supply. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. Not just the most sneakiest show but also the mostest cleverest show to have ever been also the most robust and voluptuous....
Sep 12, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Season 7Ep. 1
The Puzzling Evidence Show is a radio show that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley. It is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins. Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence is a SubGenius who hosts the longest-running SubGenius radio show. Dr. Philo Drummond is also a SubGenius and co-founder of the Church of the SubGenius. Dr. Hal Robins is an American writer, actor, and comedian. This week the Show is eating only orange food. Here's a list of what we're going to trick it int...
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Welcome to the Best of Puzzling Evidence, with Puzz Ev, Philo and Hal. with special guests throughout. description by Bing AI, prompted by Philo. Let's write a story together Sure! How about we start with a setting? Where do you want the story to take place? How about a forest? Great! A forest it is. Let’s start with the hosts of the Puzzling Evidence Radio Show getting lost in the forest. They are walking around trying to find their way back when they come across a strange giant witch. The witc...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 58 min
Well, what do you know? Puzzling, back from his nameless sojourns and tired of substitutes, immediately kicks the shows ass and takes names. Philo muses over the fruity stench emanating from the caller pool. Lost Little Radio Valencia shows like NHLG, KRoB, Dr. Hal, struggle and grope blindly trying to find their way to the Puzzling Evidence Show just to be trampled by the Dinosaurs of Slack at the transom of KPFA. Subliminal Seduction code from 40:11 to 41:56. Philo, Hal and Puzzling develop an...
May 21, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 8
I was in a hurry so this description is written by Bing AI. "Puzzling Evidence" is an improvisational radio program that airs on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley². The show is hosted by Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins⁵. Here's Hal Robins' description of "Puzzling Evidence": "Deranged “edits” segue into a cascade of echoing glossolaliac madness, the voicing of lyric ruminations from the free-falling brains of disintegrating personalities. And some people, demented individ...
May 12, 2023•1 hr 35 min
Listen up, ya bellyachin' Johnny Suspenders! You just hitched your dinghy to the wrong river boat, ya poopdeckin' clam fister! So welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern...
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Welcome to "The Puzzling Evidence Show," the groundbreaking improvisational radio program where anything can happen! Join hosts Mixmaster Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Philo Drummond, and Dr. Hal Robins as they delve into the mysteries of the universe from a SubGenius perspective, explore the quirks of human behavior, and provide witty commentary on the absurdities of modern life. With a mix of improvisation, humor, irreverent wit, and live callers these masters of the unexpected will keep you on the e...
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 6
The 2002 SubGenius Executive Retreat - The Next 100 Years - A Puzzling Evidence Show Podcast - S6E5 This Show is dedicated to the memory of Don S. Joyce (2/9/44-7/22/15) Here's a real TREAT from the vault - Not For The Weak At Heart FIVE HOUR SHOW!! Can You Endure? (Originally broadcast on KPFA December 27th, 2002) Per Bud Good, "All the subgenie big wigs from all over the few parts they're from are meeting on the air, live and remote from Sulfur Palms. There are no roads to Sulfur Palms. UMN's ...
Jan 16, 2023•5 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 5
Dear Friends, This particular Episode was mixed by Rex Research, the former Bob Nelson, from culling various bits from various Puzzling Evidence Shows and stitching them together into a new Show! I didn't really have anything to do with it other than preparing it for upload. So check this different mix of the same guys out I think it's pretty good. Thanks, Philo
Dec 27, 2022•56 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Philo and Little Puzzling Evidence - The Troll Hunters of Dobbstown A Smelly Troll Plot by Buttly Shitstonville Philo Drummond is just an ordinary seven-year-old boy living in Dobbstown, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Evil Dr. Howlland Owll, climb in through his bedroom window. Evil Dr. Howlland, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated rotten puke cheese smothered with sauce made from fermented skunks asses, sings a song about making little boys into breakfa...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Voices Include Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot. Gubment Paranoia opens the Show with Burning Man Helicopter Black Ops Cops, concept of friendship and people yeah people with middle of the night programming; What is radio? Philo, this guy said frop on the air?, Dr. Hal cautions the listening audience; Guys flap their meat; backwoods techno-geeks show how it's done; caller brings down show with negative self talk; Radio Consumers want their stuff; Sad Story of Reverend ...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Dr. Hal opens with a bubbly yet murky combination of descriptive words. Puzzling describes his encounters with beautiful California flowers. Waiting for the late arriving Overman, the Boys vamp for time discussing random events when Philo calls in complaining of a show-blocking driver who is preventing his timely arrival. Show ID, Hal fiddles with his own garments this time, Philo finally arrives after defeating the tortures of Hell with ease. Now the Show has to wait for Philo and 420 Guy to co...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Voices Include Puzzling Evidence, Philo Drummond, Dr. Hal, Michael Peppe, Cardhouse Robot. Did You Send Your Papers In? All Your Special Package of Benefits from The Church; Group Marriage Considerations; 420 Guy leaves; Late Pleistocene Government Rude Noise Excursion; Hospital Tips; Bringing Us to The Power of the Jesus (Paper) Prayer Rug; OBEY THE HEAD - "I will obey ANY disembodied Head" - Cardhouse Robot; Imperial Parade of Dionysius; Peppe Speaks; Various Jabbner; The Forgotten Reclusive L...
Sep 18, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Puzzling starts the Show which, again, easily blows minds all over the entire planet; Hal groans while access is granted; Cardhouse Robot crawls in through a drainpipe; People Complain Soundlesslessly As Too Many Minds Are Already Blown; It's Always the Economy; Dr. Hal Reads The News From The Metaphorical Bay Area collective toilet; Martin Motherhead Shot "Bob" in the butt in LA with Iben Stam; Losers Not Allowed This Time; The Greasy Unwashed Armpit of America; Go Up and Down Your Oregon; Pass...
Sep 02, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 9
voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot, Much technical talk opens the Show and then Dr. Hal accidentally spins into politics and destroys the Show's dedication to non-topicality. George Washington's surveyors retinue and bailywick, The Show is like an Audio Newspaper, Poor George's Horrible Acne issues and Stymie's Limburger, Philo defines and suffers from "Search-nesia" the act of forgetting what you were going to search for on the internet., r...
Aug 23, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot, Promises of "Bob" from some unknown ranter, then The Boys meander into the mix, Doktors break their backs for the Show, Jonny Quest Intro, Exotic Alcoholic Drink names, Philo serves the booze, A Caller is an Active Listener, Peppe lost his way after, Gnomes can do it all, Effects of Colon-Blow by Colon-Blow Expert Dr. Hal, Movie jabber, Amazing Very Good SubGenius Guarantees and Warranties Are The Best, Wh...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Edited for sake of time, topically barren, high-level nearly constant fuzzy real radio on air noise included at no extra charge, originally broadcast March 7th, 2008. The Show effortlessly blows minds and opens with Hal's Half-Life Character then Puzzling, Hal, Philo - Michael Peppe doesn't love us anymore; Much Ado About Keanu; Kull NOT Krull; Various Hilarious Generic Inter-Host Banter; Dr. Hal's PC Computer Blues; Dr. Hal and THE ONE true love; Gourd Head It's ALL right; The Show Is Like An U...
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, and Cardhouse Robot look at stuff and describe objects for the listeners; Copybob checks in; goes to beat the Pope of Las Vegas; What stays in Vegas goes to Vegas; Michael Peppe ruined everything now we're screwed; First get a bucket of pills and a couple of chainsaws; put everything in a big blobby pile to touch with a pole; who do you want me to be; Why Philo Hid His Face in Arise; God's Greatest Mystery; Copybob algorithm on Heggenbrenner Road; Dr Hal at 12 Ga...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, Rev. Stang, Cardhouse Robot struggle to rise above the cacophony of same voices talking over each other, Rev Stang recounts X-Day attempt on his life, Dr. Drummond reveals remedial behavior strategies, X-Day is just around the world from us, Philo admonishes crew on proper radio show etiquette, Stang and Drummond say thanks "Bob" for his gifts of slack, Google Cloudmaker with Cardbot Roadhouse; Philo laughingly transforms during End O' The World Porno; Future fea...
Apr 03, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot and Dr. Drummond, This is THAT episode. Dr Hal hawks his junk with 33 vertebrae, Philo Dances With Scissors Real Fast On Drugs, They're pushing the web again, Mom; A Broad Show; The Show Won't Give The Callers A Chance; Parts of the show are nice; Gutless callers; Pushing the web with hairy toes could be making it busy; Philo describes Everyday Life on the Pleasure Saucers; How Cult Leaders Pick Up Chicks; CopyBob wants to know if Philo Got The Letter; PHILO FI...
Mar 19, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 3
In this exciting episode, Puzz, Philo and Cardhouse Robot discuss Church secrets heretofore unknown to the general public and how they interface with the Show's mission and purpose. Shaved Ape Society News. The Show will never forget old What's-His-Name, All Your Slack Are Belong To Us, Show safety rules, Don't Drunkenly Endanger Your Proud Show Hand by Running With The Show in Your Bleeding Head Holding Hand, How Did You Get To Be Famous, Zombies Ate My Brain but left the Rest, 63% of all movie...
Jan 29, 2022•1 hr 30 min
