Luchadore requirements, Fishing Rod accidents, grawdoo scraping methods, sad mop of a man, PuzzlingEvidenceTV is still there but Philo rage quit YouTube already, Men wearing drug britches, music pressure pushes the dancers down in the mix through the dribble tube, Cornfield Caller with Mental Floss Caller, Caller Tony escapee on the loose chasing UFOs, Used Overalls Finally available For All Concord Farmers, Philo's Radio Little Caller Girlfriend Contest Winner Calling from Overseas, Oozing out ...
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Where Hell puts its trash, Hellbound TrainShow Tonight the boys will dump the script and wing it. Puzzling finally punches the Philo and Hal units in and the Show gets all professional and under delivers its first PSA. Climbing into their garments, the Boys attack the Show with renewed vigor and bring it to all the mother-fathers because that's how they roll. Kids getting away with murder and low order fun-raising while Hal continues to underoverestimate Puzzling. After retrieving its garment, t...
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Philo and Puzzleton - The Troll Hunters of Upper Buttblastston A Smelly Troll Plot by Moroccan Roll Philo Trollsondrum is just an ordinary 734-year-old boy living in Upper Buttblastston, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Hal Robbuttson, climb in through his bedroom window. Hal, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated butt smothered with sauce made from ass, sings a song about making little boys into sausages. Philo tricks the troll into falling out of his windo...
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Rewarding Audio Receptors The Magic Kettle A Short Story by Skidmark Twain Philosonson Drummertonville was thinking about Halvin Robberstonton again. Halvin was a snotty coward monster with short buttock and fat frophook. Philosonson walked over to the window and reflected on his wild surroundings. He had always hated creepy Simpledimpletonville City with its large, lovely lofty peaks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel ambivalent. Then he saw something in the distance, or rathe...
Aug 15, 2021•1 hr 50 min•Season 4Ep. 6
People Not Driving Across The Curse of the Cursed Sandwich A Horror Story by Green Head 2 Trucks Whilst investigating the death of a local housekeeper, a splendid housekeeper called Philo Drummond uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, cursed sandwich circulating throughout Fortress of Solitude. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 399 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look zombified....
Aug 14, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 5
The Puzzling Evidence Show starts safely enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a vestigial dreamfield beckoning callers to be active and contact the Show. The Callers begin tumbling in around 3:36 discussing forgotten recipes involving tobasco sauce. Philo reads from and discusses anal passages from Boys Will Be Boys and the Show's Everything Disclaimer Form. Philo shuffles papers and reads THE SPECIAL NOTE to the memory of 3 minutes ago. Caller wants to talk about Icarus and Daed...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 28 min
Tonight's show includes an incredible All-Star Line-up with Puzz Ev, Philo, Dr. Hal, Bishop Joey, Jhim Kennedy, Cardhouse Robot, Phineas Narco, and KROB. Recent Scientific Studies have shown that Puzz's legendarily potent intro drugs will kill like an angel in the casual listeners brains who are already stoned on Show, On the way to the Show, Puzz loses a whole lot of words. Complicated words. Words that we were going to use to describe the intro. Now they are gone. Instead, The Show re-erects a...
Mar 20, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Solfugids Underestimating Puzzling Evidence is a mistake made too often everyday. With Phat Man Dee. After retrieving his newer garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly intact, and without remorse Drs. Howwll and Drummond rarely do what they say they will do but act like maybe they will this time but at the last second fizzle out and instead back-up the Show with the listeners still intact while deconstructing gloating as a concept. The Boys were glad to have their ga...
Jan 22, 2021•1 hr 29 min
"There's a lady in Chicago that's been living there since I was in high school. She's a very nice, beautiful lady. Her parents don't want any of this, especially her grandparents or her siblings. She's been there. A lot of times she'll be going straight to the movies. But that's the only thing that really keeps her alive. She goes to the movies the day after she's killed, and the day after she dies. She goes to a movie theater the day after she's killed; she doesn't get a ticket, she doesn't get...
Jan 22, 2021•1 hr 35 min
I was a kid when it happened. I'd come home and my sister was on the phone with the guy that was walking around. She was talking to a friend that was trying to make some kind of money, and he was like, "Do you think you can make a living from it?" So, she's like, "Um, yeah. I'd like to take a job as a salesperson to make some money." So I was like, "I need to do some kind of work and maybe it would make a difference." So, I went through, like, 2 or 3 other business models i've tried for years. B...
Jan 22, 2021•1 hr 29 min
In the spirit of vacuum cleaner worship the boys bamboozle the top off of the SubGenius bucket of LIES. This week Philo, Hal, and Puzzling spend little time disguising a butt-load of forgotten books, users, non-existent inconsistencies and some other stuff BEFORE presenting a 5-star whirlwind food service performance that goes beyond the pail or bucket. Inside-Jokes, Overly Extended Concepts, Preposterously Lovable Conspiracy Theories dominate while the callers fight desperately for a word. The ...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 29 min
'...What's that smell?' Philo felt a stabbing pain in his taint when Puzzling asked this. Philo calmly assured him that most albino cats sigh before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Puzzling Evidence because he had found Puzzling's tape deck only 5 days prior. It all started when our host, Puzzling Evidence, woke up in a lemur-infested moor. It was the 5th time this week. Fee...
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 9
The Brow fiddles with your hind-brain from the back-side and then tells a story, then Puzzling, Philo and Hal inhabit a former, more relaxed leisurely time drinking too many Tom Collinses. Philo finally asks Dr Hal a really hard question while Hal demures, avoiding Philo's masterful play. The Boys are tired of whipping the show into a frenzy and then overthinking it, they practice the time honored art of avoidism, while their favorite Phones ring off the walls directly into the trash can, unansw...
Nov 28, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Puzzling's unfathomable goodness makes Satan his bitch but a long, long time ago in a distant galaxy, leaving the corpulent planet Poontangus, a group of SubGenii fly toward a distant speck which gradually resolves into an abandoned space church. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by an Evil Philo Drummond clone, a funky orc capable of space highway mopery and even mindcrapping. Terrified as a little girl, Dr. Hal flees the Empire, with his protector, Admiral Puzzling Evidence. They be...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 7
The Show opens with Rutabaga "Sigmund" Oswald's girlfriend because yesterday's contest was on the 49th of Froptober. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team, standing shyly in their daintiest undergarments, Delivers the Up-To-The-Minute Cutting-Edge-News both Bad/Good and Other. The Show extrapolates the minuscule and questionable content far longer than it's actual substance should allow, even into the sanctified and union mandated "break" period. The Boys step back from th...
Sep 05, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 6
The Ask Dr. Hal Show temporarily takes over the Show's empty cranial socket until the "Other" arrives, Suicide Man saw The Eclipse and jabbers on about it, callers collide like cavorting continents, rules for having sex with the Show are enumerated and belabored, a tempting easy recipe for success is tossed out with the trash and numerous potential million-dollar opportunities are strategically avoided, online warriors' most powerful attempts at virtual megalomania are temporarily sidetracked, T...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 5
The seaside town of Dobbstown holds a secret. Dr. Hal has the perfect life working as a monkey fluffer in the city while fropping freely with his friend, Philo Drummond. However, when he finds an enchanted guillotine in his cellar, he begins to realize that things are not quite as they seem. A resurrection leaves Dr. Hal with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to magical Dobbstown to find some answers. At first the people of Dobbstown are funny and daring. He is intrigued b...
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Hedley Lamar's pocket lipstick cell phone buys old movie talk from the Boys until it gives way to a Colonel Sanders talk-fest back when there was only 5 herbs and no spices, the col sold his 1st empty bucket at 12 years old until he thought of putting a live chicken in it. Egg Dough Boiling grease finger licking mixed with 3 more herbs and 1 spice with more dough covered live chicken. Our assurance to you: No necrophilia. Double fried brow diddled chicken feather finger looking good then sold to...
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 3
The Show opens with Hal's Pocket Spider scuttling in and out of his pants because yesterday was the 49th. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team Delivers the Up-To-The-Minute Cutting-Edge-News both Bad/Good and Other. Callers collide, rules for having sex with Show Squid are enumerated. Shoeing formerly useless barefoot appendages. General Hal's irritating King Loud background music is killing the Show softly with its song. A rift in the tear in the fabric of the universe's...
Jun 10, 2020•1 hr 26 min
Boss Stang A Short Story by Little Philo Drummond Ivan Stang had always hated Dobbstown's pobuckery Main Kitchen with its dangerous, deadly, bloody Knife Cellar. But it was a place where he felt threatened yet relaxed. He was a bossy, incredulous, hot buttered rum martini drinker with giant stinky armpits and midgety butt cheeks. His friends saw him as a salty, cantankerous old skull farmer. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for the Giant Nutsack. That's the kindly sort of man he was. Ivan wal...
May 25, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 1
The night of the X-Day changes everything for Puzzling Evidence, a 77-year-old Show Host from Dobbstown. One moment, he is discussing cheeses with his wealthy Uncle, Philo Drummond; the next, watching with horror as reprehensible Bobbies grundle each other. He knows these Bobbies came from Mountain Home but he can't prove it - at least not without some poisonous phonebooks. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. This one has only 1 hr. 25 mins hours of a 5 hour show. So to say it is a five-ho...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Dr. Hal continues to demonstrate extreme Speed-Sleeping, Puzzling and Philo frop until almost 4:00am. The callers are starting to adapt. Puzzling's mix from HOS X-Days past mashed-up their faces as to make carbon-dating practically impossible. SHOCK SHOW: Dr. Hal, Philo and Puzzling decide just to throw down the gauntlet and to go all the way to wall with the callers. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the gonads of a well hung radio show. But the pants are too tight and cramp ...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 9
The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the parts of a groundbreaking radio show. But the parts belong to a 1960 Rambler and we're gonna sell 'em on E-Bay and get rich. Tonight, the callers are pro-actively non-existent. Then Dr. Hal demonstrates extreme Sleep-Speaking, Puzzling and Philo GROK until almost 4:00am. Then the callers become repetitive and indistinct. The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the stench of a fartbreaking radio show. But the farts belong to a ...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 8
The Show immediately goes rogue and starts out teasing "The Boys" by disassembling itself and hiding the important parts under the board. The Boys spend many fruitless seconds researching alternate locations of the recalcitrant Show parts. Then when it gets too hot, the Show starts crying like a little girl and extinguishes the fire with its tears. But why do they keep talking to this "Steve" guy? The Puzzling Evidence Radio Show on KPFA. It has all the legs of a spider show. But the legs are to...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 23 min
Philo, Puzzling and Hal tell the tale of "drugs and sales" to provide a partial history of sacks and bags; Inhibiting Factor describes his Hot Rod while Callers try to redirect the Show. Incredulity gives way to mundaninity. Puzz Ev re-lectures the callers. The Boys steel themselves for Dream Fluff disappointment again (particularly for Philo's progeny). The Callers vote to start a riot in order to get free donuts. The Boys attempt to lay existential blame while climbing with Monte on Mt. Mount....
May 12, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Puzz Ev uncovers a legend about a cursed, tattered sandwich circulating throughout Dobbstown. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 399 days left to live. It makes a person feel like a hairy maggot to touch OR a giant gerbil balancing on a newspaper headline about a crocodile taming accident OR a hooded ostrich ranting about eyebrows. Puzzling notices his warts also have magic properties, he realizes that the curse of the tattered sandwich is true and calls in his guru, J.R....
May 10, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Philo had always loved Dobbstown with its freshly-landed Flying Saucers. It was a place where he felt thoughtless; a trustworthy, misaligned, whisky drinker with a massive butt and too-tall nuts. His friends saw him as a sticky saint. Once, he had even revived a dying, old baby toddler. That's the sort of man he was. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of L'il G'Broagfran Schmidlap. L'il G'Broagfran was an energetic coward with porcine butt and emaciated n...
May 05, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 4
In search of Pink infestations, Puzzling Evidence surprises even himself with his mind-over-matter tricks and skill as a Jerk Botherer. Ensconced, Puzzling rescues a 7-Bladed Windbreaker, an heirloom stolen by Bishop Joey. When Bishop refuses to try napping, Puzzling balks. However, Bishop is wounded at the Battle of the 12 Idiots and the two reconcile just before Puzzling engages in some serious competitive napping. 'My name is Dr. Hal,' said the Giant. 'I come from Paris. I was attacked by a g...
May 05, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Whilst investigating the death of a local supervisor, a courageous muleskinner named Philo Drummond uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, weathered gun circulating throughout Antarctica. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 199 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look shadowy. A marked person feels like a blasted dogfish to touch. Philo gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the supersti...
May 04, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Dr. Hal conversing with his Aunt Bertha; "Auntie, what do you think of contented noses?" "Er... I don't know dear." "What about my tender lid? Some say its like a scrawny dog." "Um..." "Do you think my feathers are like an ugly teapot?" "Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?" "Philo says that my top is like a hilly newspaper that likes singing admiringly whilst waving its toenails." "That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now." "You know when you sat defiantly...
May 04, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 1
