Hello and welcome to the front curls What cost we talk life work and occasionally music my name is switch blades for kids and the other half of the podcast Hello, it is I it is Blake Benley How are we doing? How we going well it's after a minute? You know after a little bit of time that's passed up the out of month Just a little little bit of time almost a month It was a month where we're back. Hello
How you been? It's yeah and the what a month Technically, we didn't leave the the time in between us talking just got a little bit long right I was completely absent for Over the over the cycle of two weeks and then the week before we just just for a quick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what happened? I was away for over the cross of the course of two recording periods So we couldn't actually record and then The the previous week we were I was just absolutely But stuffed full of someone I was just like big sad sleepy boys, so I was just like hey, man Hey, man, we'll do it next week and then next week did not happen And then the week after that definitely didn't happen. Yeah, didn't
Did not happen, but look we're back we're here. Hello. Yeah, so deal with it. We're we're back in your in your ebils where Speaking directly to your brain Rod is through through fucking I don't know whatever sources we use but um, hey, be man. It has been like said. It's been a long month I was like just real quick. Yeah, just lots of sickness Yeah, I heard
Family just always sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was every week It was literally every week for a month You know what you don't have to like write as soon as I left to go I feel Um, I told Kim. I was like hey look call me like let me know because that they'll get in touch with me The guys that are running my thing will get in touch with me and say hey, you know fam six sort of stuff
Um, I told her straight up. I was like, you know, you let him know so that you can if you need me I can get out and it any time and I'm like you know how nudge nudge wink wink get me out of here fucking ace up and um literally the first night that I was gone um, they all got like super colds Yeah, for the next for the next like more than a week Um, and the first night I think it was the first or second night maverick through an entire fucking filled water bottle at Quinn's eye
Like just launched it like he was a quarter back straight into it Every black eye for over a week um, and my surprise when I came home fucking Quinn's just like Hey, dad's that Yeah, like I should never have left But yeah, I should never let it because I really wanted to see that happen as it must have been one hell of a throw Put um, yeah, that's what I'm dead. As soon as you leave or plan to do anything everything we got to shit
Yeah, um, which is just the law of the universe. That's how it happens
That's not Murphy's law. That's just that's fucking law of the jungle baby Yeah, fuck it out just the rules around here the lay of the land um I was how is your three weeks Yeah, look it's like it's like it's just not just family sickness just lots of family sickness Yeah, just uh lots of work in that Then that was like it oh, yeah, okay That's pretty much it other than like obviously all the fucking pal sunshine shit going on but like
Yeah, I don't I don't like dude. It's just so much and I don't really want to get into it because I'm too tired But fair enough fair enough I should be way more because I have been so asked for a can of it Yeah, if you follow me on social media, you see me it's okay. Yeah, that's it I'm you know what first episode back
We're not talking about it right now. We're not talking about it because we've got we've actually got quite a lot to go through um Being being away for so long and we've been listening to the biggest artist uh in the world And there's news about her too. Oh, you've got news better? Did you not know what happened? Can we save it? Can we save it? Yeah, we could like pull that little card out a little later. Oh, like it
Let me let me tell you let me break down my last three weeks. Yeah go on tell me Let me just break it down now. I don't want to hear get a sub one up y'all from anyone in these comments because my god that I hear it enough uh over the over the last eight weeks um, I'm fine done with course. Uh, I'm very promotable
Um, please look at me look at me look at me. I'm sort of shit um That that's all I got at the at the like little graduation ceremony that they do I didn't realize it was going to be a whole big thing where they have like You'll form up in Polly's and march around and go I'm important and and like because usually every course I've ever done besides when I marched out of the trade school And now this course
It's literally just been uh, okay cool you guys are done. Thank you so much for coming um, you know
Go go home now. That was it. Yeah These these Like call like a sub one in my trade school was like you you fucking get dressed up And you carry a gun and you do ceremonial fucking drill with a gun and it's like wowsers I um I'm I was well over that I don't know because we had to do so much like practice and I know it's like such a win You just have to practice doing like drill and july that That was that was the back end of like
The three weeks the front end of the three weeks was just getting like How to dig a pit How to make the right fire lanes when you're you know attempting to kill enemy sort of shinn all of these like tactics and strategies on how to
Like just do so much. Yeah, and I paid so much of that shit off because The middle part of the two of the three weeks The second week some would call it um I had such a good time outfield And it's such a good time outfield dude There was like because I don't go fielded the last time I went field was like five fucking years ago man Other than I kept I wouldn't even cost that was not
Yeah, that was fucking luxury man. That was glamping at its finest man. Yeah, yeah, yeah That was so good but like other than that man, I hadn't been I hadn't been filled in five years Yeah, and so like literally getting back out there and being like okay guys you're gonna take up a defensive position here And this is gonna be your like pits that you're gonna dig out and then here's the command thing and and you just like
Ah, sick. We got gats. We got like smoke grenades. We got sim grenades. We got fucking um he's ammo We got fucking these tubes that they they're they're um Like recoilless rifles so they're basically rocket launchers But there were no rockets also they were Sims So they were like they were just tubes So we had to carry those heavy things around Um and we got claymels, but they were also not real
So we just carried around heavy fucking claymels. They would literally fill the cement Yeah, that was really annoying the aren't but other than that it was like
It was fun it was it was hey, what are we gonna do today dig pit? Okay, also let's go on dig pit There's like dig pit fight notional bad people and and shoot rounds and walk around and and practice Like leading a section that's all it really was that's what it all really balled down to that's all they wanted to One of us to really tick off on was Can you make a snap decision and it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong in a you have to make a quick decision
Uh and stick to it and back it up and have some sort of reasoning as to why you do it unless and and you'll only need reasoning if it was like a bad move
Which a lot of people made dude. I shot civilians Because the second at the time was like okay at this point um if this car crosses this line You know shoot them and I was like okay And you know and I was I was supposed to make contact this car was fucking rolling up And you put it your hand you say they'd stop they're at least a hundred meters away And then they they like pick up speed and I'm like oh they're gonna try and hit me or something like that
And I was like just like you know walking towards them just stop stop stop I still go around and then you know it kept saying stop stood in front of the car um It got to like 20 maybe 15 meters away And if it's if it's going even 40k's an hour Yeah still still makes you go you know And um I had a gunner to my right and and I just had a star and jill of that and we both were just like he's got Close enough um he's not stopping and he's probably gonna hit me so we shot him and then Uh, fuck it
The the guy running the the the the show you know the the the whole play And if you will he was like he came up to the the side seat and he's like you guys are revived um We'll just make it out that they shot the car and now the car's disabled and and the guys are just like Okay cool Dead alive Oh we don't have to deal with the consequences of reactions excellent Yeah, boss Like it was it's it's those are the type of like because it was a snap decision of like
From because I was being told what to do sort of thing so it was like um She said at the time if they get past this line shoot him I let him go well past that line to almost hitting me
Yeah, it in an exercise. No, like I don't think they would actually hit me. They had full control the car but like You know, we just did what we were told was like okay, this is this is her decision It's to shoot him and we shot him and then they work back up again So they explain like why they were driving towards you why they weren't stopping um so
In this in this role-playing thing. Yeah, so this in reality this is two like no, I know in reality grunts in the like roleplay Did they have a reason or were they just They were just like two CVs driving on a range or shit. No, so there was a there was a work request that was getting put over the radio so they would have like the guy would be like Uh, you know, there's a work request for you up
And then it's like, yeah, cool. We'll take that whatever what she had forgotten to do was forgotten to rub pretty much forgotten the entire work request for these CVs to come onto the range and go to the grenade range and fix it Right, that was there that was their job and and this was the scenario that they put you in Yeah, yeah was that she forgot to tell you that these two were covered in well Yeah, she actually forgot she had actually forgotten
Oh, so she was meant to tell you she was actually so so in all of the decisions that she made she forgot to tell us of Well, she forgot to remember if that makes sense She just forgot that there was a work request in in the midst of like so many other things happening like someone falling over and Negligently discharging their weapon like fell over and then a rango's bang and then they fall over and they go Oh, I'm alright and then you have to like deal with what you would do
Ah with someone that fucking Negligently discharges their weapon and you go I will take administrative action and we'll clear their weapon and we'll check and we'll send it to an armor to make sure that the gun is actually fine sort of shit Yeah, that was that was a holy shit, but um Yeah, just just some of these like QTEs quick decision exercises were like Okay, you're just walking it's just walking around and then You'll hear over the radio you have incoming Indirect fire
You have less than a minute to move and then and then I'd be like hey guys we're about to get boneless run And it's like Just literally just run But yeah, that's that's the kind of shit. It's it was it was really fun. I told the I told the guy
The the guy that was running it. I was like hey man because he's a he's a ramey dude as well He was a he's a medal smith so he's he literally is a wilder and so he was like he looked at me and he's like oh ramey brothers I'm loving yeah, you know like same cool best friends Yeah, I told him I was like bro I want you to like lay it on so thick. I want you to like Absolutely give me some hard shit like go fucking nuts like make the scenario as wild as possible
And he's like don't worry. I've had you sorted since I knew you were on Okay I was like make sure it's done. I mean turn it up to 11 sort of dumb shit He's like oh yeah, don't worry about that Like it was supposed to be like we're getting Mortars and then we have to run and then we're sort of like high Heart rate, you know, we're all sort of just like amped up. We're keep running. We run into a minefield
This is what was supposed to happen. We were supposed to run into a minefield A couple of dudes were supposed to die like notionally die and then I was supposed to be able to I get them chasifact or get that one person like fixed up chasifact and then we were gonna push on and
Get ambushed from the right in a creek line. What ended up happening was fucking we got mortared We were running and then I called up like a little short like how you let's stop here and so I can talk to you It's called a harbour and um harbour up And this dude at one of our gunners just fucking like he reckoned so this is what he said He said i was running it was fine nice cool air on my face As soon as I stopped it was like someone opened an oven boy in my face And he just fucking went
He just like went forward and just yeah H-shit and so we like flipped him over and we'll fucking like strip him up We stripped him off in like Under a minute and we're splashing water on him and like getting him all cooled down and chill out Um which was really you know what it's fucking i tell you what heat injuries Super scary Yeah Super like you've got to get that person like cooled down and yeah and not fucking dead because he he injuries
Dude they're fucking you get heat stroke. It's like one in five Yeah Get heat like uh sorry get uh brain damage or something or die Yeah it's fucking nuts So I was like no not having it online I don't care how much fun this is I'm gonna fucking oh first aid is save a life I know Yeah look I don't want to waffle on too much about it That's right I've been 15 minutes I've had it before you too because look honestly My fucking three weeks has just been like dude it's just
I cannot talk about like all the shit going on in Do you do want to get like dude It's just it's so much it's so much Like I've got into the point of like these crazy conspiracy theories of like going back before Pre-Jesus I want to hear some like some red hot conspiracy because I know you're I know you're I know you love it I mean look I love the conspiracy dude I'm so cool with I love them Yeah look I do love me good conspiracy
Okay all right look I'll give you as quick as I can a rundown of what is happening in Israel Okay right Yep from and I'll do my best to make it as as usual as possible but I yeah there's only so much Yeah okay There's only so much Give it to us in in brass tax like the absolute I'm as in depth as you have to go With everything that I'm about to say just remember that it's because of the Bible Yeah okay So at the end of the day it is because the Bible said something Yes
So you know if you've heard headlines of how X amount of people dying right and these attacks and this attack it All because of the Bible okay yep yep yep That's right That's right Uh when people are claiming ownership of things And they say because the Bible said it's like look today's it's 2023 like It doesn't work the world don't work like that You know it gets it to say it's your say it's your say my god said That this is mine then so you need to leave You never know their god might be right
Oh dude it's just nuts anyway so um there is a place in Israel is a state it well it's this is the thing it's just a territory it's an area it's a city It's a walled-off city called Peltwald's Gaza right in the West Bank that is Palestine The argument is is that Palestine doesn't exist This is the whole argument that Palestine doesn't exist because the Bible only said it a couple times That's like main that's mainly the argument is that Israel owns
The land because the Bible said it was there's before the Palestinians but we're talking Hundreds thousands of years earlier so a family who have lived there for like 13 generations Yeah, it's not their land because the Bible said it was it was Jewish land before them 13 generations these people with 15 16 17 generations these people have lived on this land for yeah And it's their land 17 generation no one outsoans it and this one Palestinian dude's like hey look
Here's my great great great great great great grandfather's grave sort of thing Yeah, yeah, but this is my grandfather like from nine nine generations ago. Yeah, yeah, this is his grave You know and and where I live in the same house he grew up in Right and then And then a guy from like fucking Poland or something Yeah, you know like Whose grandfather was Jewish All right and he goes nah he goes Oh, thanks so much We look really good story, but
My story has god in it. Yeah, but I was gifted this land for a budget by god, so You're gonna have to leave bud and then when they go warm up going to They go oh you sort of don't got a choice Yeah, and then they bomb the house anyway Just it's nuts dude It's nuts but um Oh, man, that's the law The law of the jungle so this is it no no this is this is like the thing with Um it's because it's because this is how Christianity and Catholic Catholic Catholicism yeah, it's a world
But like Vatican sure that thing is fucking retellation is that the the god is law and And before the state This is like way back like old Christianity, so this is the only thing so I go on because I think I know what you're gonna say but go on before before that was the state There was literally just like the church and the church controlled Everything and the the king would
Follow what the church said he wouldn't follow what you know the state or his counselors or what the the government that he sort of created would say because the government was Uh what the government was the church and the church would tell him what to do and they'd be like oh well I've got to listen up because I'm anointed. I am literally chosen by god. So that that's how it works now that that that's why
What's named king Philip king? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I believe it's Philip he was Anointed by god to yeah to be the king just like Queen Elizabeth the second was anointed by god. Yeah, yeah, and that's that's how it works that's how like um
I don't know like old that that's fuck that's just how it's works since the dark ages man. Yeah literally even before the dark ages Yeah, because they were like The Jesus must exist and this is what happened and here's this really cool book that says everything that happened And if we follow these tenants We will see the kingdom of heaven And that's how one yeah, yeah, the hardest thing was so linking all of this back to israel right The thing is is that
Orthodox Jewish do not believe that they belong in that land because they don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah right And they have promised that land would be coming up the Messiah So who has not come yet According to orthodox Jewish belief right, so so for israel to say it's our land because the bible says so But you're not one of the bible's the Torah but yeah, they're not they're not actually going by that
They're just saying you know, they're reading literally the one power it says the land is gifted to them Like cherry-pecking information. Yeah, and then they've said with the coming of the Messiah and they've said oh well that was Jesus And then they read no further Boy, I don't need to read anymore of this this is this is good Imagine how like How's that land?
But this is the thing Reading like Charlie the chocolate factory and you get to the part where like oh you see all of Charlie's like family just laying in bed And then he gets a chocolate bar and you're like man, that's a good book He gets a chocolate bar, yeah, so good It's good as a guess Yeah, it's like man, that's he got a chocolate bar in his shitty poor life And then it's like well, I hope he gets better
I'm his family gets out of bed. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, I hope they don't die from starvation man I can't just I want to get on a tangent about fucking Charlie's fucking family, but hang on, hang on, go on Real quick, real quick, right Um The whole thing that like blows my mind is the faith stuff like the faith stuff of all of this is what blows my mind
Like you know that these are shitty people doing shitty things at the end of the day like the current like did you know that the Israelis right is rail people? Yep They were protesting for 38 weeks prior to October 7th October 7th was as a day that shit went down sort of yeah, yeah, okay Yeah, so October 7th is they're trying to make that out to be like 9/11 That's what israel is trying to do Right, they want it to be remembered like 9/11 So the they can go killed 2.3 million people, right?
Because that's what that's what America did Yeah That 9/11 happened and then they went over to Afghanistan and killed like 3 million people, right? Yeah
No, that's funny. No, actually was it 3 million? I think it was 3. Yeah, holy duals like 2 or 3 million people that they killed over the Dead rude and then they left and left it in the hands of the tally band and it's like Yeah, you guys fuck that country man 20 years 20 years they were there and they just fucked it but um Yeah So fuck as I saying This israeli wants October 7th to be remembered like yeah not 11
It's a bit so they can justify killing all these people and then like this is like it goes down such a rabbit hole because it's like They're objectively bad people like they are they're actually denying the fact that they're killing the children, right?
Like it was a channel in England a channel 40 Right with this guy I can't remember their names, but it's like excuse me Who main israeli idiot who's fucking up there, you know being a fucking idiot And um he says you know he goes oh, you know, we're seeing images and videos of children being called from rubble and all the sort of shit He goes you do you know acknowledge that your country is killing children Hey guys, I do not I do not I don't know yes first of all
You don't know how they were killed And he goes I mean first of all we don't we don't want to see any innocent child killed Like you just said first of all how they got Fair enough you know what I said though maybe he doesn't Intimately know how they died But I tell you what he definitely knows that pre-court assumption that god damn rocket fucking when yeah It's pretty good assumption. Yeah, um when like 60% of the population is under the age of 18
It's pretty good assumption you're killing a lot of children. Yeah No fucking way 60% of the population is under 18 Holy fuck Which also means 60% of that population didn't vote for hummus hummus hummus that is 40% of the entire population controlling 100% of the votes That and that was like because that was six oh 17 years ago Oh 16 years ago something like that
Oh, they got like 2009 or something? I know I do I should and you know what I've looked at so much information that it is fried my brain And I've seen so many dead people
And it sucks and I'm just like I'm not braining right now. Yeah, I'm just I'm just vibing I'm just recording a podcast with my friend Yeah, yeah, yeah And trying to vibe but like it sucks me and the whole guy's like it sucks That's like All of that shit sucks real bad, but the rabbit hole right the conspiracy the rabbit hole okay So there's a lot of linking back to Israeli families that dates back 500 years 800 years
fucking 1500 back to Roman times pre dating Jesus type shit, right yeah and my mum told me this like she's like she goes like It's not like I fully believe it but like I mean you never know Yeah, like you never know But there's the Rockefellers, which is a very well-known American family I believe yeah Rockefellers, but there's like a lot of conspiracy that they are American Israeli or American Jewish, right?
Okay, yeah, and then the Rothman or Rothschild, right, which is an Israeli Family Jewish, sorry, yeah, they Jewish and then there was oh I come in with the other family But my mom told me these three families in the bin essentially she was saying that they like had changed their name throughout over centuries So it's like these really big influential fucking Families that have like influenced most of how our civilization is gone as a whole right most of our world
And what she is telling me is that they She has Possibility that all these families are the same family just changing their name for a gentle like To like control the narrative type yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like they're not the Rothschilds Like that's just the name with nine of them is for the last 500 years before that that was something else And then before that there was something else this is this is like
And like in very parallel to like Alex Jones fucking like George Soros and the globalists Yeah, you know the sort of stuff I forget yeah, and then and then when it comes to religion, right There's my mom was like, you know There's who's to say if this one family didn't control the narrative the whole time that the Bible isn't controlled by them, right And that this is this is what he said right if she goes because she's not Christian or anything
Yes, the Bible Jesus Christ, right, he had a following like that would that's fact like there's no way that you can't say he's had a following like People have known of him for 2000 years according to books and there's a lot of books that do have been factually like They did back all the way back to that year yeah, right 2000 years So it is known Jesus Christ has been known about for 2000 years But what my mom said is that the Bible created was created by this Jewish family, right
And it was created about a re like rebel leader called Jesus Christ who was Palestinian It was like Because he was born in Jerusalem Which is the land of Palestine and he had to flee as a refugee at the age of two years old to Egypt Right, I I've learned so much about God and shit. It's so weird Like that is that is like some fucking wall shit Dude is a magic conspiracy, right?
Like he's imagine being like Because okay, so he was a real person but like imagine having your life written out like so you were born
What's what's the name of that like immaculate conception? So you know Mary just had a baby sinless Sinless sinless baby and then And then you know three wise men dropped some cool stuff on him Yeah, and then he grew up to be a carpenter who turned water into wine got captured by the Romans Got stuck in a cave was put on a cross and died for our sins But in the Israeli version is he was a bad bad man from Palestine and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Because in the Torah the Torah predates the Bible, right? The Torah is pre that's like the Old Testament, right? Yeah, that's like old shit So the Old Testament is is is my new in the Torah
I'd have to do I'd have to double check that I don't think I'm like still learning. I'm still learning a lot That's that's fair and and you know what I'm I want to We should we should cut it here Because because it gives it keeps me wanting to know more yeah cool But I will say this I have seen those torres because I didn't know they were fucking like huge scripts like scripture fucking like
Like scrolls. Yeah, they are dude. I think that's really fucking cool But like there's only certain I think all of this shit is so cool the thing I don't like is children
People yeah exactly that's it like man. I like this faith in shit I think it's so cool like I genuinely think it's called a learn about yeah, like it's just what it's nuts that all this shit happened So long ago and that you know whether it's True or false whatever like these there are there It's definitely some fact behind a lot of it I can't I can never get behind the water to one thing or the fucking like bread and fish thing I could just I just
You know what makes sense to me he was a job being no this will be a simulation and Jesus figuring out a fucking glitch in the Oh dude you got hacks. Yeah, yeah, I can believe that like you know what I mean like it's just It's just nuts to think about like I was getting that fucking good. I should think that we could be AI in like a fucking computer simulation is definitely like Give us like another fucking 20 years Give us another 20 years of technology and we'll be some fucking
We'll be the Empire for sure like we're getting there. We're so close It's it's doesn't humanity sort of Every now then take just logical steps you know what I mean and that's all AI's right and then oh
Right right logical steps right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You know what I mean like so if if you were to look at the chat GPT is like it's literally just predictive text Yeah, so that it will go in a in no In sort of semi context it goes I'm gonna make This word and this word will then have another word coming out like after it and all I've got to do is predict what that Word should be And then it does that
For an entire save script right? Yeah, and all it has to do is follow a certain set of like Contextual A certain algorithm yeah, and that algorithm sets out well fucking words come out sort of shit If that is all just logical steps to follow a contextual sort of sample All we've been given think about this in our life run
We we wake up every day and we go man. I've got a Wake up get ready for work go to work do my work for can come home Uh, I don't know shower Sleep wake up do the same thing again, right?
All of those are just logical steps so that you can continue to do what you want to To do the things that you need to do to eventually do something you want to do survive It right and then there's and then there's what you do is like oh, I mean I'm literally just counting down the days until the weekend so that I can do the stuff that I want to do all the weekend So that I have to all of that sort of stuff all of these steps every time you wake up And you do something as a logical step
To get to the next thing that you need to do predictive that is it's all predictive Because think about this if if you were to make a completely random action You've you've gone against the contextual sample of what you needed to do to complete that day
And you fucked up the sentence. Yeah, he said the dog went mal You know, I got it That's all it is because if if you were to like if you think so much in this world is random like a tornado in Texas Makes a butterfly flap that swings in Brazil sort of stuff Yeah, yeah, that that kind of stuff like chaos theory Super cool if you're dealing with smoke and water and fucking joy But I tell you what I don't think it really works with general population and how normal life works
You can be raised in a shitty household Yeah, modern life but even even like just a normal person that if if you get one child that's raised Raised by the streets sort of stuff if you want to say that like in a fucking pool socioeconomic background And a kid that's born in a fucking rich house They're not gonna live the exact same lives they're gonna live different lives But they will have to make logical steps to do whatever their life is gonna lead them to do yeah
That's that welcome to the welcome to the end of my fucking Ted talks this this is if this if if for all I want to say is If is israel and palestine have been fighting over the same land for fucking A bajillion years. It's not fighting like that's this is the big thing just real quick. I want to I want to do want to clear that up so
Israel was given the land by England right? Okay, England did not in the land in 1948 That reached the world war two after world war two Okay, and this is like this and then there's like Hitler conspiracies and shit like Like is it not antenna No, that like he like Fucking Nazism carried through to Israel type shit Like fucking Nazi Germans hid with the Jews going to Israel because like there was like 750,000 Jewish people went migrated to Palestine and then it was a small minority of that
who were like very patriotic white supremacists And they were the ones who went out and like killed all these Palestinians in 1948 and forced All these oh no sorry 750,000 Palestinians were displaced and it's called the Nakhba So the Nakhba okay, it's a displacement of the indigenous people of the land right?
Yeah, and that's how Israel became where they are now And then there was like a bunch of wars between like Jordan and Syria and Iran and Israel and between Palestine and Israel and like Like lots of freedom-fighted group movements and Palestine and a shit right? The West Bank has its own fucking rebellion rebellion group right and this is the other thing because Israel's wars with Hamas Hamas yeah But then they still kill it they killed like 230 people in the West Bank recently, right?
Okay, and they have nothing to do with Gaza So to explain how it works the West Bank is a completely under military control region Right that essentially if you're Israeli you can just go fucking set up a fucking camp event And like a few of your mates can go over their camp events And then Israel will pay to have a military outpost built around your camp events And give you some guns and like you're like all good to go Right
It's it's in apartheid right like if you know what happened in South Africa Between the blacks and the whites So they're like go here we'll give you guns and then And then you can kill yeah, and then you you settlers like they they're free reign because it's military occupation Right like they they are legally allowed to kill a Palestinian for absolutely no reason They don't have to give a single reason right it's military occupation of a certain type of people. Yep Like is that not nuts?
Is that not nuts? That one that one type of person is given a gun in an area and said if you If anything happens use it to defend yourself No, it's it's not use it to defend yourself. It's use it to like oppress someone Go go in and create harm
It's a press people man. Yeah, they like there's a few ideas. I'll just who left and have been like coming out and saying like My first operation was to go into the West Bank and pick an innocent person's house and take them in the middle of the night And like drive around with them for a few hours and then drop them back home naked And keep going right and they were like it was and like everyone was like why did you take you know?
They'd be like why take him he was innocent and it was to it was to so fear into all of them that we would just take anyone We wanted anyway that is some real Nazi shit dude right? We just that Right learn from history We can't really repeat itself. Yeah, but inside that Uh so like this Israeli Palestine thing This is
Obviously not the first time something like this has happened. This is just war. No, no This is just war over But it's not even war because it's it's they're not a country they're not a state They're like literally just an area of people that is rail controls So you know, I don't think Like they're they hostages Hey, you know, I mean it doesn't matter what you label it these of these of these cool that this is war like complex
So like you've got you've got like that sort of shit like there you've got like Ukraine, Russia Well, we've got Congo But I've got so much shit Yeah dude Africa's in a constant state of war Yeah, Africa sucks. You don't like I knew sit down was pretty bad
Um like Syria's pretty bad Yemen's pretty bad. It's like Syria hasn't been good since the 80s When Yeah, honestly, yeah, probably before they but like the whole um Soviet Afghan war that sort of stuff back in the 80s um and then like one more one right really one more one dude Even before well, well, well, well, well, well, it was it was you know, why is hectic dude
I had this like mad argument with a couple people, right? Yeah, a couple pro is rally, you know And then it can prove it and we we all got to a point where it was like we all agreed The entire world's better off with none of us here. We all need to go like literally Like everyone was just like yeah, I can't disagree with that. I was like We just we all need to go like we are just destroying the world like in the world would be better with none of us here. They're like yep
Yeah, I love it. That's the agreement is really like you know me people are like you know Whatever they just look like I've just got to floating here It's it's it's weird that like Even in a sort of stalemate of two people saying I'm right they can still agree with We'll have that we both just agree that we can both be right, but we can both just leave Yeah, they'll be happy with like if we both just didn't fight over this anymore
It would be better, but if we're here we will fight about this. Oh, yeah, which is so fucking dumb Yeah, it's so dumb, but I look I'm in a defense force where like if I was called upon to go and do whatever Like fucking go and you got no trust defend a certain place because Australia's interests I would do that because that that's my interest as well. Australia is my interest. Yeah, and yeah and It's you know, yeah
Anyone can sort of say oh, but American did this and then Australia followed sort of thing. Yeah sure But like it was within Australia's interests to do certain said thing I mean you can't say that it was each soldier's interest to fucking go over there and do that sort of shit No, no individual soldiers interest god knows I mean most of them like do it for the paycheck I mean why would like a most people
Patriotism is the little thing in the world anymore in most places other than like America and Israel apparently Like patriotic. Yeah Like it is like them or nowhere You know what actually you say that like and I thought I thought the exact same thing There is a lot of people in the army That just love being in the army That I'm sure and and they're like oh, I don't I wouldn't mind about the paycheck if I got to do this And it was like this dude fucking digging a pit
Because it's so primal it's so simple. It's like if this was your life If this was your life is like we're gonna go here with like and you're gonna be kidded up And it's gonna be you're gonna lift heavy things and then you're gonna dig hole and you're gonna sleep in home There's the thing like understand the need of worries right? I understand that need I gave it right Like someone who lifts and picks up heavy things and puts them down Like
Yeah, I get it I get the idea of being a warrior. It's fucking sick man. I get it But I yeah, it's just like just innocent people don't know if you're done like women children. They're not They're not worries. They're not worries. They're not in sauna. They're not in sauna They don't need to be involved warriors. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah Festified let's go Our American army should go back to fistfire. You know, there's uh where is it?
There's some conflict happening in the world right now that's the most wild place and they they conflict with mealy weapons And it is not bladed so it is only blunt instruments. It is I think it's like fucking summer and like Tibet or something like that. It's like India and and
Some country it's dude. It's nuts like the armies actually go to war with each other with like fucking like cobs and shit and they're just like look we're not gonna we're not gonna shoot you guys don't Yeah, they will just they will just they're genuine they have a genuine ceasefire with any Explosive weapons like any guns any like any projectile. No, that is First of all
No, I'm sure it's India. I think it's like India or Pakistan or something like that. It wouldn't surprise me if it was like like an Asian country. Yeah Yeah And it was it's over this like weird fucking mountainous range that you can't do anything with anyway It's probably Pakistan then It's probably actually did you hear fucking this is probably like start of 2021 maybe start of 22 Fucking that China was like walking into Pakistan and oh yeah might be China in Pakistan
Yeah, so they just fucking mealy club war they had like a week-long brawl and And then and then they're like all right China like someone else media and we're like trying to go back to your side Pakistan Okay, and then literally just like Fighting and then they're like oh, stop fighting. He's like okay I'm sure it's it must be yeah these guys have been out for years Like years man. Yeah, it's so wild. It's so tiny wild man. I want it. You know, you know what that?
I'm so for I'm so for pro that like if you want to be if you're so patriotic that you would go swing a club at another man For your country go on Yeah, go just go fucking hack it out because it like also wants to do the same thing Like you know, it's it's really you've got to ask yourself are you willing to get as as so uncomfortably and like intimately close with someone to To like butcher them. Yeah, you know what I mean to like to to bash them to death because it is so
Incredibly intimate like you were looking into this other person's eyes and beating them to death. Yeah That is you want to go to that? Some level of fucking insanity. Yeah, yeah, 100% it is, but you know what these people need to do that because otherwise they bomb civilians At least then you've got stick exactly go be a nutcase you've got two Proper soldiers go I get called look hey nothing above the fucking face man
But it's literally just you know they hit each other until one of them stops. Yeah, and then they go well Imagine if it was civil imagine if it was like I say what I tell you tell you what that is so far So very civil because imagine imagine fucking you bring fucking guns to it And they're like oh well we can just get guns that shoot further and then we'll get things that drop
Fucking the bullets that make big bang sort of shit. Yeah, you know With this it's you can only fight someone that is like they're to fight you Yeah, you can't accidentally shoot a fucking child you can't accidentally shoot a woman that's that's not supposed to be there You can't shoot anyone that's not supposed to be there because you've gone I want to fight you and then the other guy's like okay
Everything has to be the leaders of these countries so you have to be in fighting ready for at any time Right because you could be challenged Yeah, not a man like you could be challenged at any time any point in time you could be challenged to a fight to the death Right a fist fight to the death. Yeah, for your country's honor and if you lose you just straight up lose Yeah, that's it your dead you lost now. Yeah, you're done And your policies and everything they go on to the next the next lead
So if the country doesn't like another country, right? They just fight each other
And each time like a new person gets voted in right? Yeah, the country votes this person in we believe he will be he's strong And he has good policies Let's get that guy You know, you have to be smart and you have to be super fucking like strong And you also have to be Would that just breed like the only that you would only invest in your own country because you want to be everyone to be Fighting ready for but also smart enough to know how to run a country
We said this we said this on the course though like I had a really fucking like switched on like funny good section where we were literally talking about it where this one of our one of the guys It's calling Zane Because it sounds like my name Zane had a mate Who was like on roids and chill other But he's like he's absolutely jacked up he got booted from the army like a couple of months back because he got caught with roids when he went down
He news yeah, yeah into fucking um he went to the special operations engineer regiment which is like The the so com unit for oh fucking Engineers and he went down there got caught and then and got told get out And we were talking about it and we're like dude like Wouldn't wouldn't that be exactly what you want you want the most fucking like the strongest fastest like Killer man to be part of the regiment that is literally sent to go and blow things up and kill people
You want like big strong scary man to
Fight for people who aren't big strong scary men. Yeah You want you that's that's all you want And and you look at the you know the state of Like I cannot actually say What I want to say right now, but the current state of the defense force and If imagine if we had I know from the outside looking in You know imagine imagine if you will a world where we had Uh all soldiers around the world all soldiers around the world for any defense force Absolutely roided up to the tits and they
The there's no longer any need for weapons. No, it's fist fight. It's fist fight. Yeah So how good How much against how crazy would that be How crazy and the thing is is that you would it would just be a team of very highly trained individuals You know what I mean? Yeah, like just send these guys out there
Like like old dudes, where's your dudes? Yeah Like at least like it's like fucking Three kingdoms type S shit fucking mowing down 1300 people in a single fucking fight In a single day 1300 people That's all I don't think that actually happened Hey man A book senate though, so That you know what all this talk about this sort of stuff like makes me want to read um Uh the ilyad Again the ilyad and and the Odyssey because like they're they're like honestly
There's a part in the ilyad where it gets to a point where they're trying to like the it's it's so painstakingly Uh in detail what boat and where they came from and who's on it like a whole manifesto of Yeah, it's pages long it is so many pages long of this boat came in it as this captain it as these people in it And you know it gets me thinking now that it was put in at such great detail You know that like
Maybe all of the sort of events that happened were somewhat real like this. Yeah, this is so many people Well, yeah, I will be honest like that's that's my thought process with a lot of like You know it's just great so he witness events at the end of the day This is the thing with like any like the um Karan the Torah the bible like all of these teachings through religion and shit Like the thing that the one thing that I do I will admit that makes me question it is
The fact that it's so many different people's key winners stories, right? And the fact that the stories haven't actually changed because they can like you know They can date the age of paper Yeah, right without actual without fucking science. We can date the age of paper To see that but yes, while over time the bible has changed within reason But you can go back and you can go back to when it was created and see that you know Well, at least that time period
Like it's pretty pretty much still the same. So it's like you know, I mean like within reason Like I get that there's factual parts to it like I believe Jesus the man existed Okay, I believe that he walked on this earth right that Jesus lived it was a he's name wasn't Jesus Right Jesus was not his name Jesus Christ. I don't that's like it's because he was fucking Egyptian he was Arab
Jesus in love in Arab name. It was like yeshawar or some shit. Oh yeah And then again also might not tell me this fucking wild our shit was you know
It's like you don't take god name in vain type thing like Yahweh. Yeah, Yahweh. Yeah apparently. Yeah Yahweh is it was actually like a breath Because it's like you say Jesus Christ's name as you take your first breath right because it's like Like it's meant to be like a Yahweh you breathe in and breathe out So your first breath is Jesus's name And then your last breath you take Jesus's name right so that's that's the whole like god That's so weird Have you ever like
Now thinking about it because we literally mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy Oh, I want to just bring this up. I watch his of it. I watch his but I've watched like enough What's air out the dirty laundry? I mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy almost every night at least one episode We'll fucking we'll talk shit There've been so many like episodes where characters die and you watch you watch them take their final best sort of stuff like like I think we're in like season
Whatever it's where if I can middle of the game sort of stuff. Yeah Now thinking about it when a character dies they literally do that whole Like that like last breath sort of like breathe in breathe out sort of shit Manual breathing has been activated you now can feel your tongue inside your mouth
Um you know that you are holding like you are manually keeping yourself alive right now. Yeah Yeah, and the second that you stop breathing but you stop breathing you do That's it The time in between breaths is getting longer um Also the time in between collapse is also getting longer um yeah you never stop clapping Oh This is the balls between you I love that dude Yeah, no in goes anatomy we hear that same fucking like Breath in breath out sort of thing and it's it's now listen to it
I'm gonna hear that every fucking time that happens Like at Jesus was here And like you know what I mean like there's the reading into this and learning a lot more about it like it's I'm not saying that I'm changed or anything like that like will not change like not Fuckin converted. I'm not converted right, but I do want to read I want to read the Torah I want to read the Quran. I want to read the Bible
I want to read all three just because I'm interested. I'm interested in like all this shit now This is like you know the main thing of what it is is that You see all these fucking Palestinians man and you know what none of them are scared of Israel none of them They all fear God more than they fear Israel, right? Yeah, like a collective Strength of 2.3 million people to all have the exact same You know faith Is nuts?
Like how can you collective like That would scare the fuck out of any country you know what I mean like 2.3 million people who could collectively say they All like believe the exact same thing Yeah, yeah, that's 2.3 million like this is why they say like every one of them is a humust Terris because every one of them believes in their God They're so fearful of their God to the point where they would never never betray their God Yeah Like of course these countries are scared of that
Yeah, it makes sense. They're God that they're fearful of in their way essentially even though this is the thing right They're happy for like but most of the people are so fucking His name of phobia's wild man and then I have experienced racism of being called Arab and shit There's like a big bushy beard and I'm black Literally, yeah, I thought a greedy Arab a greedy Arab yeah Yeah, okay, bud. I'd like do know from New Zealand
And just lately I'm like you can hear my voice dude. Yeah, like nuts man Yeah, greedy Arab and I was like why would you call me a greedy Arab? So like you're black with a beard. It's like that's the most racist shit Buddy take the Ellen walk away Racist is shit. Yeah Racism born of ignorance but no one wants to learn anything so it's very easy for people to be like
Oh, I feel this way about a certain person. I'm not gonna learn anymore. I'm just gonna hang on And I've made up my mind, but I'm not also gonna learn anything else about them
So I can't be I don't have any difference of opinion. I'll be honest. It's very obvious with mainstream media how that like They want us to fear it like it legit Like there's all of the interviews of Israeli hostages coming out there blaming Israel, right Literally blaming Israel because they're like you guys keep bombing like if you stop bombing them, they'd let us go Yeah, didn't stop bombing them so they couldn't let us go without you killing us
So we had to stay with them like the people being released to like You know stop trying to kill us Like trying to kill us at the same time Like they've already killed heaps of their own hostages Yeah, it's wild. It's so crazy. Yeah I just don't get it well think about this another another horrible horrible time was Back in China in the 80s as well. Yeah, ten of us were Yeah, like that's so funny because I'm like man
We're stuck between a rock and a hard place because China basically owns us at this point, right? Yeah, like You I'm going to be honest to me. It looks like we sold land to China so that we could give it to US and Israel. That's what it feels like Because we're still giving them money to money people living in ten cities mean Did I tell you how like how debt works between countries?
I think that was maybe I think it was that like night that you were like man It's a talk about this stuff and I was like yeah, man, and then we talked about um the two major corporations or they're not even that they're called Vanguard yeah, yeah, they control everything man
Yeah, and that's the other conspiracy that I could just go so deep. Yeah, it's so Like and you know what after all of this you know all I want to do What that's one little farm man Little farm dude and every now and then place in talk of
This is just chill out. Yeah, yeah, like every now and then stream Yeah, make a little bit of money through streaming Yeah, I mean like stream like two nights a week or something Yeah, and like make make that enough money because in Australia you can have a hobby up to I think it's 18,900 dollars Is tax-free like you don't have to pay tax on that wait So if I said my hobby is like I don't know something that's under 18,000
If you do artwork, yeah, and you sell your artwork and you sell up to 18,900 dollars a year like Through actual your logic, right
That's tax-free you don't pay tax on it like you just get that money. You keep the money follow tax yeah, yeah, right like in and off like this is the thing like if you're let's say you have Let's say we stream and we make money from streaming right okay If I don't need much money to live I'm going to reinvest all of it back into it continuing to run yeah Like so that I need to do as little as possible and I'll take as little money as I need and if I only need say
30,000 dollars a year. I'll just take it as Jackie and I Split down the middle 15 grand each Yeah, we're in pay tax on If I live on a farm and I have my dairy care, I'm a fucking my chooks my garden My off-grid wood and my fire heaters and solar and I don't have bills and all give it to pay rates and internet, you know chocolate Still by chocolate
Hey, okay, we're gonna stop by chocolate. Okay, so You can do like a hobby because I got a friend who does that so she works a job But then she has a hobby and she doesn't pay my tax on her hobby because she always keeps it under 18900 Whatever the limit is now it might be different I'm you know, I'm gonna get into this further outside of the pod Yeah, because
Where are the outlaw? Yeah, where in an hour? I know I just noticed that we Have an even spoken about the Taylor Swift news that you're gonna hit me with right now because yeah, guess what it's not good news That's fine. It's really quite bad for that. That's fine. Oh, well look We'll just live with it. Um, what are all those music speaking of music Blake what album do we listen to?
This forget I forget the name of it, but it was a Taylor Swift one 19 It's 1989 Taylor's version From Taylor Swift release Early this month Um, I'll hear you with the news real quick first Hit me with the the Taylor Swift news I should probably do where it was, but yeah one of her concerts one of her shows Someone died Yeah, someone died at one of their concerts shit, that's bad So people were trying to rush into the concert so they closed all the entries
Which meant that they also closed the exits And um apparently there was like a heat wave going on in the area Yeah, and they covered the ground with metal sheeding so Two things happen people passed out due to heatstroke Yep, and then they got like second degree burns from the metal on the ground And one person had a heart attack and died Yeah, the bear Yeah, it was pretty bad That's not a way to start a concert at all Yeah, I don't think yeah, I don't know exactly what after the show Holy shit
Yeah, but you remember when they like kicked up a huge stink about Travis Scott That nothing compared to Taylor Swift No, because it's Taylor Swift She's a sweet, she's America sweetheart She couldn't do anything bad Never mind the lives she's taken along the way Fuck it now Yeah, nuts, right Jesus Christ That's horrible How do you die to Taylor Swift concert?
You fucking get heatstroke And because you get pumped out and have a heart attack Like that's horrible fucking like inner inner heat wave you would try to make things as cool as possible Okay, I had to wait like As every festival is pricing or water Oh yeah, it's water for anyone $20 bottle of water so shit Yeah Yeah Disgusting Of course Consururism Capitalism at its finest people Anyway, Taylor Swift's album Anyway 1989 by Taylor Swift We listened to that for a solid three weeks
Almost on repeat, right, right? Right, you listen to this on repeat For three weeks, right?
No fucking way And neither did I Listen to it like I think once At the start three weeks ago, I don't remember how it goes You being on a bad boy I did listen to it for about three days And then I got really sick of it And I went back to listen to the sleep token Yeah, so do I And then I listened to Flower boy from Totally career Nice Yeah, which was great Can I just, I'm just gonna say my peace Because it's real short Go It just sounds like Taylor Swift, man It just sounds like Taylor Swift
It sounds like Taylor Swift It's Taylor Swift Every song is just Her genre Which is Not my thing Pop Country pop With some Cindy Yes Yeah I just can't do an entire album I can do a couple songs from time to time Yeah And then it's a higher album with Taylor Swift Who can listen to this?
Honestly and truly A lot of people apparently But Oh no My wife Dude, Kim loves it Kim loves it Dude, if I was to say Hey, look I'll pay you $20 To listen to Taylor Swift 10 times in a row And she's like Oh, I'd do for free What happens when I get to 20 And I was like Well, you don't get any extra money It's like All right, what happens if I get to 40 You know, it's sort of shit She would just keep on going with this shit, man She fucking loves Taylor Swift She loves Kylie Minogue
She loves fucking Sophie Ellis back So like all of these Like and and Madonna And like like these old Fucking Pop stars in she'll add it She loves them She loves them Taylor Swift is no exception I'll say this No, I can't say that I was about to say So really Really mean No I know that that will come back And by the way And I'll say specifically It's not worth it What I was about to say Would have absolutely bitten me in the ass So very hard That's not worth it, no It isn't it isn't worth it
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the Happy life going Like what can I say about Taylor Swift What can you say I don't know Taylor Swift There There's She she didn't write She did write all of her songs I'm pretty sure She had a couple of features on there There's not like I know the Kendrick Lamar feature Where it's like It feels like No one really benefited From that I don't know of Kendrick Lamar I think Kendrick Lamar benefited more than she benefited
Yeah look I think Kendrick probably got a bigger payout And Yeah You know I mean he probably was like Yeah I'll do it bit like Yeah I'm a milley I'm gonna need some Fucking money for this because Daddy wants a new begutty so Unless you know what And this is the thing This is like all A Hollywood High-Life sort of shit Maybe you never know They could be Fucking decent friends And then that is And then she's gone Hey Cause you know what She's actually legitimately friends with T-Pain Like
Taylor Swift and T-Pain T-Pain's a fucking absolute chat Dream man Yeah And And I don't know this They were just like good friends That's where they made like a song together where She wraps and he sings Yeah And it was like It's kind of funny it's a mix up Oh wow The song itself is pretty average Except for the cool T-Pain parts Because T-Pain's fucking a chat And she can sing Better than Taylor Swift Yeah Yeah Yeah How funny No auto tune bit Like one of the And the best singers What
And the music there is man And it's all because he used auto tune a couple of times And he's songs that And it's just like Yeah I'm the auto tune guy now What the fuck Um Yeah No He's He's always hate Something good And turn like one of his We still see the team Paird Yeah Yeah We should Do some research on a good one Hell yes I'm down with that Continue Yeah Look Taylor Swift Good for those who want to listen to it Yeah I mean It's not that good It seems You know I've listened to 1989
Billion of Taylor Swift Yeah Not I mean I've listened to the original version of 1989 And I like Cause I used to drive around with him Is not the same thing No Oh It isn't And it's And This is where it gets me From a producer stand point There are minor differences With the songs Because she's had to remake them Yeah Which means That Like if you listen to Shake it off You notice straight away That the horns at the start Sound a little bit different And you're like Why does it
Why does it kind of sound like that Doesn't sound right Because in the radio version That everyone listens to Which is The one that was Mega produced by a fucking Like a whole Even the entire album was mega produced by a holy But fucking people Not just Taylor Swift That was just writing the songs No I'm gone now But this Version Sounds Like it sounds It's all the exact same songs It's all the same Tempos It's all the same Key It she sings The exact same spots Where she's supposed to sing
And it's all It all sounds the way it's Kind of supposed to sound As compared to the original Yeah It's just a little bit off It's like It's like the The You get Cole's brand And then You get Wollies brand Sort of stuff If that's like It's because it's It's so like for like But you know You've picked up Cole's brand Garlic Bread When you really wanted Wollies Garlic Bread And then Aldi has better garlic bread But no one asked Aldi Right Yeah Aldi's good Aldi has really good garlic bread Dude
And he's not so much good, shit It does And it gets slapped I reckon it gets slapped Not nowadays Like it's getting hit a lot more But it's still Yeah because no one can afford To shop at Cole's and Wollies Yeah Fuck Yeah Yeah Yeah $9 for a bag of salad Leafs $9 $10 From Out From My IGA Yep $9 From My IGA $9 for Mixed leaf And it's like And it's like The big bag Which It's still light It's still a bag full of Fucking air But it's $9 For some mixed leaf $2 from IGA Down the road Yeah That'd
That's nice We do have an IGA down the road That's actually a really good idea Yeah The shop of the IGA did Fuck Cole's Well we have Yeah, IUD is a little bit further than the IGA I'm not even checking out the IGA Yeah Yeah Yeah Got IGA for snacks And got IUD for big shop Yeah Yeah That's what we do Because it's like basically the same setup Like IUD is awesome Yeah For us Yeah Yeah I like that That's a good idea Um Because IGA is fucking the family I and two Just real quick
Yeah, it's independent graces of Australia Yeah That's right Independent It's not it's not a corporation Even though it's It's It is but it also isn't I mean you're directly supporting your locals That's a big thing Exactly I know Cole's still Employees people But they're fucked Yes To me people man There's too many people in this world There's too many people And we all fight over dumb shit We all get sad We all fight over fucking crumbs Yeah Yeah, that's it Fucking shit And microplastics No
Yeah Let's get let you know We'll do next episode We'll do a full on conspiracy theory episode Yeah, we already have Yeah, that's all right No, I want like deep on like some Some Westworld sort of shit Well, okay All right Taylor Swift I'm You're right This version I don't know one This version I'm Dude, it's not for me It's a fucking like It's a two or a three I don't care I don't like it I don't want to listen to it again I have no interest in going back to this album Same Two At most a three
Out of ten I give it to one I give it to one and a half I'm not going back No, I'll never listen to the any of these songs I'm after the first time I listened to them I knew I would never listen to them again You know, it's actually gotten to the point And I love to say this Is that when it does come on the radio I'll actively try and turn it off And then Kim will fight me for it And I'm like I don't want to listen to it And she's like But I do And I'm like But just know I don't
That's where I'll stop fighting I'll push once And then that's it That's how much I don't want to listen to it If I really If it was like a zero I'll just want to You're within Angry Mrs Yeah, the lesser of two evils Is listening to Taylor Swift Yeah, literally 100% 100% Imagine the hardest things in our life It's like Oh, fighting with Mrs. Or listening to Taylor Swift I was like I guess I'll listen to Taylor Swift then Yeah Yep Um And turn off Turn off for you So what do we listen to next week
We'll listen to an absolutely bang up like And there's a bang up You'll know them from such films As Hot Rod Yeah, too And These are like I'm sorry, it's just real quick, you're really Yeah, yeah, I sold my copy of Hot Rod I gave it to a guy Why would you sell it At my out of the garage, so I don't have anything that plays a DVD anyway So I gave it like he was like Hot Rod he goes Oh, I know some of these guys I was like, you haven't seen it He's like, no, I was like You are about You know
You have changed a lot Yeah, I was like Your life is about to change He's like, what?
It's like your life is absolutely about to change But this is One of If not the best movies of all time Yeah, it's one of the best movies of all time And he's like, that good I was like, select on Most select on movie in the world Yep I was like, it's so fucking good Best movie I've ever seen Fucking director's commentary Best director's commentary of all time He's like, even that good I was like, that good man Yeah He's like, oh, shit All right, well What do you want for it?
I was like, brother, take it I was like, take it Take it because you know that All you've done is change that man's life And then no monetary reward Real fucking compensate for that Nothing, nothing could have paid me more than the payment of knowing Knowing I've changed that man's life That's so good That's so good Yeah, man Yeah, man I'm a fucking love hot rod best movie Anyway Yeah People from that movie Oh, yeah, yeah So the people from that movie, Hot Rod And if you still don't know
They also did a movie called, uh, Don't Stop Never Stopping I think it was called, wasn't called Uh, Popstar Popstar Don't Stop Never Stopping Never Stop Never Stopping Sorry Yeah, yeah, yeah Um, they're called The Lonely Island The Lonely Island And the album that we're listening to Is Turtle Neck and Chain With such hits like, I just had sex Um, what?
Shyronny Shyronny And Nohomo Yeah, I'm a mother love it Yeah, Nohomo Big Some absolute bangers in here Like, if fucking Jack Sparrow is a fucking awesome one Um, yeah So it would be, it would be a fucking I'd call it a 10 out of 10 right now Already without knowing if anything else Yeah If it had um, Ah, fuck was this I'm trying to think of the fucking name of the song It's the, um, spring break Spring break anthem I think it's called Oh, yeah It's so good It's like Yeah
If this had sports on it too, man I'd be real down on listening to sports But, but look, we definitely got so much fun We're listening to Turtle Neck and Chain Uh, dude Oh, what a banger What a banger album I'm really keen Explicit version, of course Cause we had posters Uh, we had I don't think there is a non-explicit version We like sports Oh man, fuck yeah So I'm just looking at the, Incredibad I fucking dig it, man Um, yeah It's 2011 So, you know what, I want to say after this
I'm gonna make a guarantee that we're gonna listen to Um, uh, what was the, oh, shit, man Um, LMFAO Oh, yeah LMFAO The fucking, uh, sorry for party rocking That's gonna be coming up soon I'm ready for party, Brad BOW [LAUGHTER] Ugh, that... [膨 head shattering] That and, like, the best tea-pain album. Those are the next two that we're going to listen to. We're going to make sure of it.
And we need, honestly, we do need suggestions for, like, I think something over Christmas, we need, I don't want to listen to Mariah Carey. No. As much as I absolutely love all I want for Christmas is you, and I want to play that for at least 24 hours continuously. On a certain day. But-- Oh, yeah. Don't get in the lot of it, Christmas day. But I'm not listening to an entire album of that. For a week, just one day. Just one day. Oh, well, well, anyway. That's what we'll listen to.
We'll listen to a totally different chain from the lonely old. Tell us, we have to poopy-- I can chain. It's a non-life beer. There was something that I did want to say about 1989 before we go. I know that you had your-- It's big poopies. It's big. It is. It's big poopies. It's big obvious. So it's a bit of a long paragraph. But 1989 became Taylor Swift's most commercially successful, re-recorded album on Spotify. It posted the highest single day streams globally for an album in 2023.
And the second highest for an album ever. Behind Taylor Swift's Midnight's from '22, accumulating, get this, 176 million streams worldwide in a fucking day. Yeah, that's nuts, hey. Republic records reported global opening week sales crossing 3.5 million units. That's physical copies. It's songs occupied the top six of the Billboard global 200 the same week, making Swift the first artist to achieve this feat. Six songs in the top six songs in the global 200. That is absolutely huge.
Swift broke her own record for the most single day Spotify streams for an artist. Broke her own record. First of all, fuck you, Taylor. And I don't know what the hell is going on with the Kansas City chiefs player guy, ConorBris name. Oh, yeah. Because of fuck about that. Football. Yeah, it is a footballer. Honestly, who do you get the fuck? That's all it is. I'm more worried about the people that she's fucking letting die at a constant. That's horrible. Literally. And setting up for failure.
Like she's rich enough you don't need to fucking sell water bottles for so fucking have free water bottles. Just have free water. Free water. Get, you know what? Is water not, is it so fucking expensive? It falls from the sky. You can get like water pods on trucks. And she'll like that like water trucks for drinkable water, right? Yeah, easy. And you're just, you just line it up at the back of an event. You get it to literally fill like water stations.
Yeah. I know that there's going to be thousands and thousands of people, right? Have a lot of water stations. Yes. To have enough water stations. Invest in the people that come to see you because then they won't fucking die or go home and be like, man, that was a great concert. But I also have the worst headache. And I'm sure what up was for time. Have a great concert, but someone died. Someone died. Oh, multiple people died this one. Because there wasn't enough water.
Oh, there was only a couple of injuries this time. It was like, no, we have no heat related injuries. Have no-- No, it's a fucking music concert. No one should be getting injured at all. No. Unless it's like a fucking like a slayer concert where you've got a mosh pit and people are literally punching each other in the face. That's when you go, this is the acceptable risk of having a wall of death. You go, it's called a wall of death.
They're going to run at each other at full speed and punch each other in the face and kick each other. That's where you go, I might be in control of this wall of death, but I'm not in control of the people absolutely beating the shit out of each other to listen to music, right? But at a Taylor Swift concert, you can't be like, man, my music really calls a wall of death. And people died. No one's dying at a slayer concert unless you know fucking super metal. No one has it, I don't believe.
I don't think-- Yeah. I think Taylor Swift may have killed more people than slayer. The band, watch the lead. I'm a band. How fucking well does that-- That's fucking weird, man. I think that should-- Yeah, that should finish. Let's think about that. We should wrap it up. We should wrap it up. We're rambling. We should wrap this shit out. Join the run through it. I reckon I can do it. It's been a wall. Yeah, sure. All right. Guys, thank you so much. [LAUGHTER]
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So you can follow his war updates and live like war footage. Oh, cool. Cool, knowing. Literally. I'm on Telegram fucking group, dude. Holy shit. I'm waiting for like fucking Arabic speaking, fucking people to what's the word? Oh, like give up dates. No, to not comprehend. I'm so tired. Oh. I'm text. Oh, translate. Translate. Yeah. Yeah, right. Waiting for English speaking, Arabic speaking people to dual linguists to fucking translate it also. I can read it. Well, it's not-- Google has translate.
Yeah, no, but it's just like using telegram, it's just I just wait. See? OK, fair enough. Like, it doesn't take that long, but like-- That's what I'm saying. Like, that's where I'm getting the information from. It is like from the actual people in Gaza. That's fair. From the individuals. It's not, dude. That either-- fucking life they live, it sucks. It sucks so bad. My life does not suck.
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And you can also check me out on Spotify as well. I've got a couple of bangers on there. I've actually gotten into the mood of sort of making music. I started doing a little bit last night. Yeah. Same. Yeah. Same. Fucking around the music, Ian? Yeah. We should jump back into that. I think it's a lot of fun. I agree. I agree. Other than that, I think that's going to pretty much do it for all of us here at the broadcast. Yeah. Make sure you stay and safe out there.
It is the end of men's mental health month. So I have-- make sure you talk to your mates. Stay safe. Keep looking after each other. And we'll see you next Thursday. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Please, just so light. It is. I'm so tired. Oh, I'm ending. [MUSIC PLAYING] (dramatic music)