The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?". Nope, it's the latest episode of Podfathers! Siena Clem is absolutely slinging girl scout cookies on the internet, a random kid is talking smack to Cam Newton at a football camp, a scandalous love triangle is threatening to tear a family apart, and the worst woman in the country lives in North Dakota. After discussing all that madness, the fellas make their picks on shows that are suitable to watch with the whole family while stuck inside ...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 48 min
Lots going in Podfatherland this week. Large is recovering from a marathon electric chair during the Daytona 500 while Clem is living the one kid life for a few days. The guys discuss a new project coming with Coach Duggs and debate when it's okay to get the COVID-19 vaccine without being significantly at risk. After countless questions about baby names, we have our first baby named after a Barstool personality. We also have a couple of mailbag questions before Large wraps things up with a class...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 30 min
The Podfathers are snowed inside with their kids once again and as you can tell from the title, shit gets weird. Clem is in the midst of training AJ to no longer shit in diapers, which is a test for everyone involved while Large has shipped his dog Bleu Cheese out for vaginal surgery to hopefully make her no longer a menace. The guys then discuss how Rob Gronkowski's parents raised five man children Gronks as well as a lady who may be looking to sue Gorilla Glue after she willfully put it in her...
Feb 10, 2021•1 hr
The Podfathers are coming to you from a couple of houses full of snowed in kids. Large and Clem talk about the best feelings that come with clearing your driveway, discuss a garbageman who got fired for beating up a kid's snowman, recap the madness of the meme stonk market, and give a few suggestions for what to watch while stuck at home. The guys finish things off by preparing for The Big Game™™™ by drafting their 3 favorite and 2 least favorite Super Bowl foods!!! You can find every episode of...
Feb 03, 2021•1 hr 34 min
It's 2021 and unsurprisingly a Yo Mama joke cost someone their job after a gamer got a little too mouthy on a live FIFA stream while playing against a teenager. The fellas discuss that along with the days every #GirlDad dreads, Tom Brady's postgame moment with his son, Super Bowl parties with kids, and another classic Finn story!!! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/podfath...
Jan 28, 2021•53 min
We all knew this day was coming, even though we didn't think it would be this soon, but the big man is officially rocking adult diapers. Large gives us a detailed breakdown of the adult diaper review franchise that Barstool has seemingly been destined to do for years. Meanwhile, Clem is dealing with his golden child getting kicked out of class for fooling around during Google Meets and also trying to get the ball rolling on one day joining the Finer Things Club. The guys wrap things up by going ...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 27 min
The Podfathers are back on the grind. Large gives us a health update from home before the guys dive into the topics which include: - NFL games on Nickelodeon = Actually good? - A review of Pixar's newest flick "Soul" - Are store brands good, bad, or completely rebuke worthy? - How to deal with adding baby weight as the dad-to-be - How to deal with your kid potentially committing slight treason - And finally an update about the dad who mistakenly texted an absurd and obscene porn search to his en...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 23 min
New year, same old bullshit! The coronavirus has infected the podfam after Large and his crew came down with COVID. The big fella discusses all the challenges that come with being sick with kids while also trying to figure out who else may have come in contact with you. Clem breaks down the struggles of a Christmas of two kids that are obsessed with seeing Santa Claus on Christmas Eve before diving into stories involving 2021 being a Baby Bust year. teenagers using face masks to buy booze undera...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 23 min
It's Christmas Week on The Podfathers. The guys open up talking about the Barstool Fund created to help small businesses and pay homage to the culinary staple of countless towns: The diner. Despite living in a virtual world now, kids are still getting snow days off, which is a #good thing. Some kids also had a modern snow day when Google shit the bed which caused some school's to be without classes. Large and Clem close things up by picking The Definitive Mount Rushmore Snake Draft Power Ranking...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 33 min
Barstool's gaming general and resident blockhead is about to become the newest addition to the podfam with a little bundle of joy on the way. We get his thoughts on becoming a dad and find out if Portnoy has tried to buy naming rights as the entire world prepares for another Smitty to enter the world! The Podfathers also give kudos to a dad that got a matching tattoo of his son's birthmark, rebuke a mall Santa in the name of the Lord, and answer a collection of Christmas questions that millions ...
Dec 16, 2020•1 hr 26 min
Lots of stuff happening in Podfathers World these days. Saint Anne is laid up with shingles, which means Large has to actually parent his kids and he is NOT happy about it. Clem is his usual delightful self being in charge of watching Siena as she goes full-time remote schooling. In addition to all that, both Large and Clem were somehow on the hook to give Zah a performance review due to a typical Barstool tech snafu. They get into the review “process” at Barstool before unveiling the Stool’s ho...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 9 min
*Is what this episode would be called if Portnoy fired Large for being as worthless as dirt on Black Friday. However he didn't, so The Podfathers are together (for now) recapping their Thanksgivings, Large's half marathon, and the Barstool Way of slinging merch during the holidays. The guys also dive into some mailbag questions including grading Baby Yoda's revealed name in The Mandalorian before a bedtime story about Finn's name ringing out in the streets of Brooklyn. Click Burglar Clem...OUT!!...
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 28 min
The holidays are coming along with the second wave! Large and Clem discuss what their Turkey Day plans are like in the middle of a pandemic along with popular foods that they have and have not had during Thanksgiving as well as debating if Mac & Cheese is an acceptable side dish. Clem also is living the quarantine life due to a potential close contact in his kids' school, which puts him back in the usual position of being stranded at home during the holidays! The guys then debate if it's goo...
Nov 25, 2020•55 min
The Podfathers have a lot to unload on the backend with Thanksgiving dinner only a week away. First, the guys dive into the uncertain blackhole that comes with this latest covid spike. Clem talks about getting to know himself in a dark warm puddle while Lisa Ann gives Large some advice on the best way to celebrate the end of the juice cleanse. The fellas rebuke a supposed tasty treat that should NEVER be eaten and #embracedebate about doing something rather taboo around Christmas time that can g...
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 12 min
The Podfathers open up today's pod by bidding adieu to a familiar face to millions of families in Alex Trebek, who was invited into their living rooms every weekday for years. Large talks about his long awaited family trip to an alpaca farm, which led to him discovering a toy version of Clem, which is one of the most bizarre Barstool doppelgangers yet. The guys also discuss a man marrying himself and get into mailbag questions about the unspoken truce about porn between married couples, if Large...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 5 min
On today's episode, the fellas start things off by jumping all over the holiday map. We get a coronaween recap, brace for Election Day 2020 (which hopefully is over by the time you read this), and #embracedebate if Christmas music season can begin on November 1st. The guys then dive into stories which include a dad trying to create an app to limit his son's phone usage before getting tripped up on technology and a woman divorcing her husband because she didn't know he was bald before getting mar...
Nov 04, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Halloween is almost here and there are big candy changes coming in both the Podfathers' houses due to Big Rona. Speaking of the coco, Back To School nights are virtual this year due to the virus. Clem can't be happier while Large is bummed he doesn't have an excuse to leave the kids at home to booze. A heroic New Jersey superintendent said snow days will not end as long as he is in charge while California schools are threatening to throw kids in jail for missing Zoom classees. Finally the guys o...
Oct 28, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Large and Clem both spent their weekends away from their kids in very different fashions, with one covering a boxing match in Vegas and the other celebrating his anniversary in the Catskills. The fellas go through what life is like in a sports bubble and a bubble without responsibilities for the first time in 5 years before welcoming on Ravi Patel from Ravi Patel's Pursuit Of Happiness on HBO MAX to talk about living a happy life in a world filled with social media distractions and hi def porn a...
Oct 21, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Kate and Hard Factor Pat are having a baby! Our favorite member of ZBT joined the pod to give us a breakdown of how that miracle of life occurred along with how everything is going so far. Saint Anne hopped on as well to help prepare Kate for the next few months and the next few years. Clem and Large also discuss the terrifying realities of being a parent of children during the social media age that The Social Dilemma unveiled along with mailbag questions about being solo with a baby and trying ...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Clem and Large kick off the pod by discussing Podmother Erika Nardini becoming a member of the WWE Board of Directors and Kate for being the first confirmed sex-having female of the Barstool content team. The guys then get into the stories of the week including coronavirus potentially killing snow days, parents that have to teach their kids, and the vision of countless children flooding their eyeballs with screentime before Large wraps things up with a bedtime story reminding parents to never lo...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Hard Factor West joins the fellas to talk about life as a single dad as well as a political podcaster in a crazy politicized world. The Podfathers then give updates from home, with Large getting his new puppy in what looked like a drug exchange and Clem somehow shook off the grim reaper on his family's Final Destination Day. The guys then dive into some stories about a man who can no longer teach kindergarten because his tattooed face and eyes scared a kid as well a dad who propped a baby up to ...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 10 min
We have an action packed show full of all the changes in this weird coronaworld we live in. Large gives us an in-depth review of what going to the movies is like, Clem has added recess monitor and lunch monitor to his job titles, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is being totally altered by covid. The guys also discuss Costco's co-founder saying he would kill the now CEO if he changed the price of the hot dogs before Clem checks in with Reags to see how he's handling his first year as a fat...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 42 min
he title pretty much says it all, but this week Clem and Large let their bellies lead the podcast as they talk about Italians jarring tomatoes which heads into a whole lot of food talk. What is the chain restaurant that defined your childhood? The nostalgia doesn't stop there as the 2020 Toy Hall of Fame class is announced which includes He-Man, My Little Pony, Risk, Tamagotchi, and a handful of others. Finally, the guys break down the latest round of things coronavirus is fucking up including P...
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 10 min
The Father of Podfathers, KFC, joins the fellas to recount planning his first family vacation as a single dad and potentially raising the next Clancy to enter the content game. Clem and Large also discuss Dr. Dre's wife asking for a $2 million stipend per month in divorce court, a gender reveal causing a massive wildfire in California, Jelly Belly's founder (or some rando claiming to be Jelly Belly's founder) running a Golden Ticket promotion for a factory straight out Charlie & The Chocolat...
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 10 min
As per usual, we are all over the place on this week's Podfathers. The fellas talk about a kite in Taiwan launching kids 100 feet in the air, a couple in Massachusetts staring at a 20 year prison bid for incest, how to train your children to go potty, back to school shopping in a remote learning world, and much more!! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/podfathersshow...
Sep 02, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Our pal Large has officially struck out after his third attempted vacation during quarantine was cancelled. The Pod Dads discuss the joys of vacation planning, the weirdness of schools holding virtual fire drills as students remotely learn and the predicament of Jet Blue kicking a family off of flights because a 2 year old wouldn't wear a mask. The guys also answer questions about how to negotiate the tricky topic of when to try for a 2nd kid and dealing with being the parent who allowed your ki...
Aug 26, 2020•55 min
Clem returns from his first vacation with a family of four and shares what he learned with the Podfam while Large is dealing with a burn you usually don't get at the beach. The guys discuss the parenting decisions that have to be made with schools returning in September, AMC movie theaters reopening with 15 cent tickets, Legos getting jammed up kids' noses, Taylor Swift revealing baby's names, followed by a review and guide to LBI for families looking to vacation there! You can find every episod...
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Clem returns from an eventful week at home to update the Podfam on all the happenings at the Casa de Clem before he heads to the shore, where Large weighs in on the best things to do while on vacation with your family. The guys also discuss Barbados opening its arms to anybody who wants to quarantine there, a Rent A Pool app thriving in this coronaworld, and a mysterious tooth controversy ripping the McCarthy family apart! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or You...
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 4 min
On this edition of the Podfathers, Mother Nature is punishing Clem and taking his electricity, so Chaps and Large pod without him. Large is now a CPap guy and it's changing his life. Plus more from the Barstool dad world! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/podfathersshow
Aug 06, 2020•45 min
Coley Mick rejoins the fellas on the pod to discuss how life has changed since welcoming a baby girl into his life right as a pandemic decided to shut down the entire world and if he has any regrets over saying parenting a newborn would be a 2/10 on the Toughness scale. In addition to the Mick Man's recap of life with the Mick Nugget, Large and Clem go deep in the dad weeds talking about naps, CPAP masks, colonoscopies, boxing, and much more! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podc...
Jul 29, 2020•1 hr 14 min
