I Ate Two Cheesecakes and Blame My Mom

This week, the dynamic trio—Jenn, Trevor, and Tom—are back with another jam-packed episode of cruise chaos! Trevor’s finally back (or is he just a ghost?), and the crew dives into the serious issues… like who really deserves the diamond lunch, why a tomahawk steak is NOT for two, and how Jenn may or may not have unlocked the buttons that control reality.

Tom confesses to buying Dogecoin, Trevor gets banned from exclusive steak dinners by his own wife, and Jenn opens a can of cruise conspiracy over the loyalty perks. Oh, and Australia? We’re coming for ya—with possibly the only $5 podcast budget left on Earth.

🎤 Also discussed:

• Is Carnival stock worth grabbing?

• Making your cruise memorable when traveling with someone special

• New steakhouse menu updates (and their controversial portion sizes)

• P&O Cruises fading into the ocean mist

• And why “I finished the tomahawk steak” should come with a T-shirt (and maybe a medevac)

🎧 Come for the steak debate, stay for the karaoke-quality Celine Dion moment, and remember...

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