It’s become a joke really. The doorbell rings. You open the door to see an overly enthusiastic sausage pizza delivery guy. In real life you should shut the door, lock it and call for help. But here on the internet, you should settle in, pop some corn and get ready for an extra helping of this week’s sausage based bad decisions. Enjoy the show!
Have you ever had someone disappoint you so much that you had to beat them with a burrito, fake a heart attack and get arrested? That might be a bad decision. We talk about the she hulk from West Virginia, the mystery of the haunted can warehouse and more on this week's episode. Enjoy the show!
There are times when you have to take a stand. Sometimes it’s when the cops are coming after you. Other times it’s when the local villagers are trying to break off your junk. You especially have to take a stand if you are a statue. Find out about these brave monuments, some dumb criminals and how to “Dial-A-Swede” on this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!
Do you have a love of fast food and reptiles? Do you enjoy reading on the subway? Have you ever called the cops because your mom was mad at you for smoking all of her meth? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, this show is for you. Sit back, relax, unplug from the internet and read a book. Only after you listen to this episode of the Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy the show!
Do you remember that time when you thought your best pal had your back? It was you and your bestie vs. the world, and you knew you’d come out on top. On this week’s episode we explore the vast landscape of what can go wrong when a foolish fool is betrayed by his friend. Strap it on tight and join us for this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!
This week's bad decisions fruit pretty hard. Apple store attacks, banana attacks and a breakfast gone down in flames. Feel better about yourself by listening to the show. Buckle up and come on in!
Are people and possums coming out of your fridge and microwave? Have you called the cops for help? Do you have pictures of camouflaged people that only you can see? If you've answered yes to any of these questions you are gonna love this week's episode. Enjoy the show.
Guns, Spiders, Naked Ketchup Rampage. This week’s episode has it all!
Only one person can truly be this week’s bad decision of the week. Is it going to be the off-duty police officer who bit a guy in the testicle, or the drunk mother who fell out of her moving vehicle while trying to buckle her 3 year old’s seat belt. Only you can tell us for sure! Enjoy the show.
The police are after you for stealing dollar store shampoo. What do you do? A) Attack them with nun-chucks. B) Attack them with a liter of urine. C) Attack them with a samurai sword. D) All of the above... Hint: It's always D. Enjoy the show.
This guy shows up on your shoulder as you are driving your son to school. What do you do? Burn the car down Open the door, tuck and roll, GTFO Make Friends with the Spider Listen to the Podcast of Billionaires to distract you Hint: It’s not all of the above this time… Enjoy the show!
You met your special someone over the internet, and now you are finally together for a romantic encounter. Your partner requested that you wear a blindfold, but during the intimate act the blindfold slips off. You find out that your partner is actually… A guy who steals Red Bull at knifepoint A woman who dressed up as a male burn vicitm A crazy person who likes to swim naked in the ocean for 16 hours. All of the above. Enjoy the show!...
You are crossing the Canadian border to get back in the us. You are getting detained by security. Why? Bag of Weapons (Including Crossbow) Foam Rubber Nun-chucks Pooping and Swearing at Cops! Dangerous Selfie All of the Above Find out more on this week’s episode. Enjoy the show!
Love can make you crazy. It can make you repeatedly get arrested for possession of meth as you blow through traffic with your disgraced beauty pageant winning girlfriend. It can make you take out a hit on your daughter’s homeless boyfriend, and it can make you brandish a crossbow at cops in the vague hope that your parents will get back together. Love is all you need, but if you don’t have love, at least you have the Podcast of Billionaires. We got your back. Enjoy the show!
You are being chased by the police. They finally catch you. What’s your excuse? My plan didn’t work out. Smoking crack makes me thirsty. I’m Tarzan! All of the above. Find out the answer on this week’s Podcast of Billionaires, enjoy the show!
Milk, milk, lemonade… This week show has a milk flavored theme that will have you tossing your cookies. Quick Quiz: According to Mr. T, you should do which of the following? Drink Milk Stay in School Don’t Do Drugs All of the above Enjoy the show!
We are back. So are you. A lot happened in the months we've been off the air. Too much if you ask me. Let's dive right in to the world of bad decisions with the following: A) A little something extra for the lawn care employees B) Something to make your hot pants even hotter C) 500 kilometers that you'll never forget Also, a bonus story about Freddie's nuts. Enjoy the show!
It's been a while since one of these quizzes so here we go: How do you know it's time to 'let it go'? A) You nearly get crushed by a trash truck while diving in a dumpster looking for your wallet. B) You just filled your pants with stolen frozen fish. C) You get pulled over by the cops for riding a shopping cart down a steep crowded hill. Hint: It's all three. Enjoy all these and more in this week's episode!
Have you ever been so mad at someone that you put a lizard in your mouth and slapped them with it? In this episode of the podcast we learn about what it takes to drive you to the edge. Enjoy the show!
We've got a new year and a whole lot of bad decisions. Join us as we explore the future together with the following nopes. 1) Stuff a chainsaw in your shorts. 2) Steal a car whilst yelling "Happy New Year" 3) Dumping a quarter ton of porn in the local park. How about a solid "nope" to all three. Enjoy the show!
Your family is driving you nuts this holiday season. What are you going to do about it? Strip down and climb into the ceiling in an airport bathroom Destroy an apartment building with a crane Scare your local Timmy’s employee with a ‘thrown’ snake. Hint. It’s all of the above. Enjoy the show!
This week in the Podcast of Billionaires we learn what it is to love again. We also learn that you shouldn't pee on an electric space heater, drive your wingless plane to the bar or poke your live in girlfriend in the eye because she gave you waffles instead of pancakes. Let's try and stay classy. Enjoy the show!
Oh no. One of your friends is trying to tell you that someone is dead. What do you do? A) Listen to them and show empathy? B) Hog tie them naked by the side of the road? C) Beat them with a bucket? D) Tell them you love their Alps and Cheese! Hint: In this week's episode it's all of the above. Enjoy the show!
Let's walk a mile in someone else's shoes: You are high on "spice". Someone calls 911. The ambulance shows up. What do you do next? A) Steal the ambulance and drive it to the ocean? B) Put on your 'I <3 Crystal Meth' T-shirt, and get arrested. C) Take off your pants and do the public restroom limbo. Hint: It's all of the above. Enjoy the show.
You are one attractive kitchen worker at Chili's. What should you do to celebrate? A) Take off your shirt and start taking pictures. B) Make a calender of you in women's Halloween costumes. C) Dress up like a Teletubby and steal some Chinese food. Hint: It's all of the above. Enjoy the show!
Last weekend was pretty dull. This weekend is going to be much better. What should you do? (Select all that apply) Sharpen your spear Criticize a drunk stripper Toss a chainsaw at a police cruiser Give her the old San Giorgio If you selected all of the above, you are a true billionaire! Enjoy the show.
What happens when you get some road rage in Russia? A) A guy dressed like a pokemon trainer won't get off your lawn. B) Four mascots pile out of a van and beat the stuffing out of you. C) Some crazy lady pushes you down and bites you. Hint: It's probably all of the above. All of this, the toddler fight club and more on this week's episode. Enjoy!
It happened again, you spent the evening engaged in bad decision and budding regrets. When you wake up the next morning, which of your activities will make you cringe the most? A) Cooking meth with your friends then hallucinating about a home invasion. B) Camping in the middle of the street under an American flag. C) Mummifying Barbie. D) Listening to this week’s episode of the Podcast of Billionaires. Enjoy the show!
It’s time to hit the town again. You've got some big plans. What should you do next? A) Dress up like a penguin and steal some beer. B) Ask a dude for a cigarette, then stab him with a beer bottle. C) Visit the toilet museum. D) All of the above! Hint: Enjoy the show!
In this episode we review several bad decisions. Each of them have which of the following? A) No Pants B) No Pants C) No Pants Hint: It's C. Enjoy the show!
