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The Pink Water Chronicles

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The Pink Water Chronicles (Swifty Jonez & Christopher) give their unfiltered & unapologetic opinions on pop culture, sports, “outside”, fashion and everything in between.
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Episodes

Episode 115 - “200 Years”

This episode: Starkids, Chris Broussard hates Canada, airport money, 70s & 80s, lumberjack breakfast, Instagram ain’t fair, Jackie Chan, cereal wars, Adrian Peterson vs Le’Veon Bell and much more. ENJOY!!

Jul 05, 20221 hr 6 min

Episode 113 - “Snow in Japan”

This episode: Gym Class Heroes, Kevin Hart, Andrew Schultz is the next great comedian, Drill Music in Zion, parties are back, seeds popping, H.E.R. wants out, New Orleans bounce, cannabis seltzers, The Dream and much more. ENJOY!!

Jun 28, 20221 hr 5 min

Episode 111 - “The Death of Drake”

This episode: we need Time Stamp Drake!! Swifty Jonez and Christopher discuss his latest release, Honestly Nevermind, the implications of such an album to his legacy and much more. ENJOY!!

Jun 20, 202255 min

Episode 110 - “Trill”

This episode: Beanie Sigel makes great albums, after Drake is Russ, Pharrell’s third album, floating NBA court, Tim Hortons is the feds, Jennifer Hudson gets EGOT, PGA Tour vs LIV Tour beef, Elon and much more. ENJOY!!

Jun 17, 20221 hr 1 min

Episode 108 - “Soho Swifty”

This episode: Country Club Chris, cannabis couples, Uniqlo, Salt Bae, MJ vs Chris Brown, Michael Kay’s, pizza is underrated and Dr Umar been capping. Swifty Jonez and Christopher brought out the edibles… and everyone at the studio was smacked. ENJOY!!

Jun 09, 202247 min

Episode 107 - “Spellbound”

This episode: record label movies, track tales, CyHi The Prynce is back, Big Sean is mid, Canada Cares, voodoo dolls, DONDA Sports, Billionaire Bron, paying up for lying, airbnb robberies, Phil Knight wants to buy Portland Trailblazers and much more. ENJOY!!

Jun 09, 20221 hr 6 min

Episode 106 - “The Cookout”

This episode: Glacier Pack, NBA Finals predictions, Power Rangers scamming, serial killer cars, Teremana Tequila, Juneteenth merch, Kaepernick tryout, faux Rolexes and much much more. ENJOY!! Swifty Jonez drank too much water and it was crazy. *Jason Stewart was the quarterback from the Fan Controlled Football organization - not Johnny Manziel.

Jun 01, 202257 min

Episode 105 - “He Got Game”

This episode: the brilliance of Lupe Fiasco, deer hunting, Pablo Escobar, Freddie Gibbs fight, Migos breakup, sitcom snipers, the King of R&B, NIL money, Cactus Jack Foundation and much much more. ENJOY!!

May 26, 20221 hr 2 min

Episode 103 - “Blue Milk”

This episode: Sabrina Claudio tour, The Brady Bag, new Puffy album, indicted rappers - when is it time to leave, Nike v StockX, starting a Patreon and much more. Christopher talks about the difference between washed dads and chill dads. ENJOY!!

May 14, 202250 min

Episode 102 - “More Than A Sample”

This episode: the Dollar Store, The Heart V video, how to fix MLB, NCAA is still stealing, double disc predictions, chilling at the Cidery, growing hemp, writing new books, Chris Paul wants smoke and much much more. ENJOY!! *Swifty is still hating…

May 11, 20221 hr 6 min

Episode 101 - “Noche Del Quinto”

This episode: the soda wars, NASA is sending nudes, CyHi The Prynce new albums, crypto is dead, Dave Chappelle got goons, gun pens, private investigators, bad tattoos and much much more. ENJOY!!

May 08, 20221 hr 2 min

Episode 100 - “Champagne Flutes”

This episode: the Veuve Clicquot is chilled and cones are rolled. Swifty Jonez and Christopher celebrate their 100th episode. And just as promised, the duo took your questions from the #AMA tonight. ENJOY!!

May 07, 20221 hr 3 min

Episode 99 - “How You Want It”

This episode: own some sh*t, is Future really back, new album releases, Rihanna isn’t coming back, unsatisfactory sex, say no to pilots, rooftop grow houses, Twitter 2.0 and much more. ENJOY!!

May 01, 202256 min

Episode 98 - “Is This Your King”

This episode: The conversation continues in a new era. It used to be Biggie, Jay Z and Nas. But the blog era now has the reins and the duo argue about who is the new GOAT - Kendrick, Drake and Cole.

Apr 25, 20221 hr 4 min

Episode 97 - “Jet Moto”

This episode: bottomless Modelo, PSLF program, Full Size Run, cash making cash, NBA Playoffs, Burning Man Festival, Rihanna rumors, NYC subway shooter theory, The Brett Favre scandal and much much more. ENJOY!!

Apr 18, 20221 hr

Episode 96 - “And One”

This episode: The Masters will save earth, Target vs WalMart, Donald Glover, For The Love of Swifty, Will gotta run, Black Star to drop new album, the bootleg connect, Lisa Leslie’s real estate firm, roboots and much more. ENJOY!!

Apr 13, 202258 min

Episode 95 - “Rick James”

This episode: drinking in NC, national legalized cannabis is around the corner, TDE’s life after Kendrick, the Dreamville tape, Ivy League larceny, PlayStation goes retro, Bruce Willis is a legend, when is it time to cut your loses and much much more. ENJOY!!

Apr 06, 20221 hr 4 min

Episode 94 - “Enemy of The State”

The duo was joined by the infamous @mrgneissguy and the conversation was swiftly outta control. This episode: credit scams, Madea gets kinky, Will Smith vs Chris Rock, sleeping with someone’s significant other, birth control for guys, Nigo’s album, Final Four predictions, Kobe x Nike, is Kaep just capping and much much more. ENJOY!!

Mar 30, 20221 hr 5 min

Episode 93 - “Rants & Rocketships”

This episode: a Bad Bunny concert, The Weeknd’s Trilogy, wins inside a ‘loss’, fast food beef, Amazon is outside, Swifty tells the story about the time he almost died, The Maury Show is over and much much more. ENJOY!!

Mar 24, 20221 hr 3 min

Episode 92 - “In Search Of…”

This episode: N.E.R.D. is the best band, Childish Gambino, Swifty had an epiphany, No Fun League is back wildin’ again, dice games on Poningo St, Jail for Jussie, Drake needs a rebrand and much more. ENJOY!!

Mar 17, 202259 min

Episode 91 - “In Fear”

This episode: Swifty Jonez and Christopher had a brief conversation about their fears.

Mar 13, 202238 min

Episode 90 - “Oxtails Are Overrated”

This episode: Swifty Jonez and Christopher argue about the standard of beauty. They also discuss festivals, oxtails are overrated, Nike vs Foot Locker (The Sneaker War), ideas over money, Estee Lauder exec fired over meme, going to Japan and China and much more. ENJOY!!

Mar 09, 20221 hr 5 min

Episode 89 - “Bluetooth”

This episode: Black folks ain’t fighting, what would you do as President, Kid Cudi’s best album, Aaron Rodgers about to snap, Michael Rubin is a No Limit Soldier, keeping the vibes under wraps and much more. ENJOY!! Peace and love to the people of Ukraine. 🇺🇦

Mar 02, 20221 hr 1 min

Episode 88 - “NPR Sh*t”

This episode was really spur of the moment. Swifty was off recording so Christopher brought the group chat to the pod - Worm (@jthomas914). They talk about raising interracial children in America, the fear of Blackness, parenting today, promoting constructive conversation between contrasting cultures, oversensitivity and much more. ENJOY!!

Feb 24, 20221 hr

Episode 87 - “The Get Back”

This episode: Wall Street is sticking everyone up, Jay Z purchases Mitchell & Ness, Kanye strikes the blow against record labels, did we find the cure for HIV, taking care of home first and much more. ENJOY!!

Feb 21, 202249 min

Episode 86 - “Honey Garlic Chicken”

This episode: Super Bowl & the Halftime Show, crack pipes, is LaRussell the new great rapper, Lupe is a real ninja, Swifty Jonez is a hater, NFTs, billions in bitcoin and more. ENJOY!!

Feb 18, 202258 min

Episode 85 - “Black Roses”

This episode: the duo is joined by frequent guest L (@onestar914) and the pod was ‘infused’ from the start. They also talked about gaming, Tom Brady’s retirement, Super Bowl tickets, Brian Flores, Valentine’s Day Verzuz, Facebook is falling apart, lack of transparency and accountability and more. ENJOY!!

Feb 09, 20221 hr 3 min

Episode 84 - “Metaverse”

This episode: Joe Burrow is the next one, Amazon endorses cannabis legalization, Pusha T’s new album is on the way, is Grayson Allen a goon, Nigo’s Kenzo show, the writers vs Barry Bonds, Cardi B ain’t for play and much more. ENJOY!!

Feb 02, 202253 min

Episode 83 - “Billionaire Boys Club”

This episode: NFL playoffs, Vic Mensa got stopped at Customs, snakes at the house, Pharrell’s new venture, TI got too much dip on his chip, what’s your price to fight Mike Tyson and more.

Jan 26, 202252 min
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