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MINI! The Pick Up ANTHEM that's so bad… it's good

Feb 09, 20234 min
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Speaker 1

Thursday.

Speaker 2

Are Britt, Laura and Mitch here at the pickup. Hey Blackmore's executive be Stress Formula two fifties available right now at Chemist Warehouse for just forty seven ninety nine. Always read the label and follow the directions for use on my phone's ringing. Sorry it's Sony Music. I'm pretty sure I'm about to be signed to Sony Music, the record label.

Speaker 1

What if you're done now?

Speaker 2

Well, I thought, when you hear on the airwaves, this is our second week of the pick up Britt, Laura and Mitch. And you know I have studied theater and I'm a musical boy. It's in my bones.

Speaker 1

You've got a fantastic voice.

Speaker 2

Yeah, only is a little baritone and only really in musical feater numbers. So what I did was, I thought my way of showing love is to be creative. So I have written a song that perfectly introduces Laura, Britt and myself to the new audience listening now.

Speaker 1

So this is a song that you've written about us, just so I can get clear before I hear that is correct, Laura Burn correct.

Speaker 2

It's a way to introduce ourselves to the pickup audience. Let's roll the track. This is the pickup performed by yours truly.

Speaker 3

Here's the story. You're a lovely lady. We've met johny six years ago of our dreams, and you met Toura on our screams and now they have too beautiful girl with a relegged food the country's most beloved batch too, between Jacob Being and Mambas, Telly Times or one and Bumba, and we're worried that she live against the sleep.

Speaker 2

This awful or lovely lady.

Speaker 3

We met me dumb on TV, said good by to Honey Badger now looking back and stabbed the dagger. How beautiful Bridge was single once again, yographer for years.

Speaker 1

The single life brought many tears, and.

Speaker 2

God has been good content over the years. She found loving the Lalla, her dog and any Scottish boy. She loves to snow. That's why we love them. Loud free six three.

Speaker 1

Big hair and sweating and I hear you still had a great desire to run off.

Speaker 2

Twelve and that's hair.

Speaker 3

Style.

Speaker 2

And that's the story. Enjoy everybody.

Speaker 1

Why I just here. We are so sorry. We take absolutely no responsibility for mitch chery. This was done behind our backs, but but it was awful.

Speaker 4

Which what I would like to say is it is the effort that counts and the thought that counts. And I can tell you put many blood, sweat, tears and hours into that song.

Speaker 1

And you are sweaty to the touch. I am.

Speaker 2

It's all true.

Speaker 1

That was the truest part of the soul.

Speaker 4

Actually, your clamminess was the part that really really resonated.

Speaker 1

Couldn't we have just introduced ourselves normally. Hi, I'm Laura, I have two kids.

Speaker 2

I'm a mom n not our style.

Speaker 1

I've got a dog, Jailah, and finally got a boyfriend.

Speaker 2

I'm open to record deals if anyone's interested in all private songs, if you've got a sixteen birthday or a twenty first or right one.

Speaker 4

I love that Mitch wrote the song right he can put anything he wants in it about him. He's like, I'm a tree actor, went to New Yorker, I did this. This are my accolades. I'm very handsome, all the great things, and I.

Speaker 1

Have a three legged dog and can't wipe my own bum actually.

Speaker 2

Single, All right, that's the pickup. We're here for eternity everyone, now, you know, please come back next week and we're back on their tomorrow. Will and Woody are up next for the drive home. Otherwise, we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3

Please three pmm Britney, Laura and Mitchell back on me.

Speaker 1

I promise this will be the last that he does that. I promise. Take pass

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