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MINI! Laura absolutely STICHED UP Fathers Day 🤓

Sep 04, 20235 min
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Speaker 1

It's the pick up Britt, Laura and Mitch run around Australia.

Speaker 2

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Speaker 3

All right, Well, speaking of Father's Day, Mitch, thanks for that. Thanks for the reminder as well. It was on the weekend, as we all know. I want to know if you're listening to this and you managed to ruin Father's Day in your household, please give us a call because I need to be made to feel a little bit.

Speaker 1

Better about this.

Speaker 4

What did you do?

Speaker 1

Now?

Speaker 3

Look in our household, Maddie, Jay and my husband, we have two little girls, four year old two year old. He is an exceptional dad. He does so much for the girls. He'd carry so much of the parenting load, from taking them to swimming lessons, to organizing the swimming lessons, to going and buying them clothes when they need new clothes.

Speaker 4

Like he is truly a dad who shows up. He loves Father's Day.

Speaker 3

It's such a beautiful day to celebrate what you know, the whole dadding business.

Speaker 4

Right. I got him a nice present which I ordered online.

Speaker 3

It was supposed to rive on Thursday and it hadn't arrived, so Friday was tracking it with the postman and then it said it was out for delivery. When you go online, you're like, okay, it would have been delivered. And I was at work, stressful, yeah, and we were here. I get home from work after the you know, the workday of deliveries is finished, and it's not there. It's not in the post box nowhere anyway, that the delivery driver had turned around and taken it back to the depot danded.

Speaker 4

So there goes my present. So I was like, okay, crisis mode.

Speaker 3

Don't have time to get him at present because I had the kids all day Saturday, and we had like a day of activities with the kids sort of already planned together.

Speaker 4

So I was like, okay, I'll sit down with.

Speaker 3

Them and we'll make some cards, some beautiful cards, and Mary wanted to paint a rock, and so we painted, made all these little present.

Speaker 1

Yes, yeah, nice, the thought.

Speaker 3

Yeah, And I left them outside to dry to then give to him for Father's Day. Didn't realize that I should have probably checked the weather forecast, because I woke up the next day and everything had been rained on, so All the cards were ruined. The little pet rock that had been made was ruined. Everything wastly.

Speaker 4

The rocks made for outside didn't the rocks the rain.

Speaker 1

Ten thousand years of erosion overnight, the rock.

Speaker 3

Was split in half and melted, was painted with water soluble paint. So the whole thing, it was like every card and every little thing that had been made for him was just drooping into the paper.

Speaker 4

Oh, Laura, you made a huge face.

Speaker 3

I got up in the morning and I wrote him I didn't have a card, and I wrote him a nice message on a piece of aful paper and that's.

Speaker 4

What we handed to him on Father's Day morning, and a.

Speaker 1

Four piece of paper.

Speaker 4

Oh you're gonna stay on the back of a bill or something like just turn your electricity, Billy.

Speaker 1

What was What was his response was? It was it is he heartwarm?

Speaker 2

Still?

Speaker 3

He just looked deflated. He looked totally to flat. And I was like, don't worry, We're going to go out for breakfast. But by the time I managed to get the kids organized, dressed and get them out of the house, the line at the cafe was an hour and a half.

Speaker 4

And then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna make it up to him. I'm going to give him a bit of good love and at night time, yeah, nice.

Speaker 3

And then I got to bed, it came to got the kids into bed, and then I had a bit of gastro and had to go and sit in the bathroom for the rest of the evening. So the poor guy got nothing.

Speaker 4

Tell you Laura here ayash.

Speaker 2

Alisha's called on thirteen, did you also ruin Father's Make Laura feel better?

Speaker 5

Honestly, Laura, I think I can absolutely beat you on ruining Father's Day?

Speaker 4

Did you also have gastro?

Speaker 5

Well, it's worse than gastro. I told my husband, my son Liam, he's twelve, and he absolutely insisted. He's like, I need to cook dad breakfast for Father's Day. So I was like, Okay, I'm going to let him do it. It's going to be fine. So we're sitting so he may be in breakfast in bed and we're sitting there and he's, you know, my poor husband sitting there eating the bird toast and half an orangine. You know, it was really really bad. It was terrible. And then his

face just blew up into light. He just started to swell, and I'm oh, my God, what's going on? What's going on? It had an allergic reaction.

Speaker 4

To what what was on the top a baked orange.

Speaker 5

So, well, it's my little son Liam. So he'd made his own breakfast before he made his father's and he knows that his father's allergic to peanuts.

Speaker 1

Oh I know.

Speaker 5

So he had put peanut butter on his own toast and then he's made his dad did the same knife and he's put at like like I'm talking like as soon as like my husband's lips touch peanuts or any like if I've eaten peanuts. And I told lit he had the reaction, so he's like really intense reaction. So the tiniest little bit went on his toes and you couldn't see it because it was so horrifically burnt. So basically he had a major allergic reaction. My son was

crying on the flour. We're all crying, and we spent the whole day in emergency. So and give you any good.

Speaker 3

Loving I'd like to say, you didn't ruin Father's Day, your kid did, and so at least you can feel better about that.

Speaker 5

Yeah, oh, You've made me feel better.

Speaker 2

So there's two gas lighting gaslighting each other, getting out of it.

Speaker 1

You're both terrible, terrible lovers.

Speaker 3

Look, I think we might have some making up to do, maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow

Speaker 1

So maybe all right, Well, Happy Father's Day to matter here at the pickup

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