It's the pick up Friday afternoon around Australia. Welcome everyone, Britt, Laura and Mitch or thanks to Chemist's Warehouse, great savings every day. Now, I've got a bit of an issue that I've faced, ladies. Just one. It's a long list to thick list. I'm a big boy. So I'm six foot three and I'm chunky. You know I'm a bigger boy. And I'm happy to say that. You know I'm fat. It's not a dirty word. You can say that you're fat. Things have started happening to me that I have noticed
aren't happening to my skinny friends. Like I went to the markets the other day with my beautiful boyfriend Hayden, and I'm walking through the markets. You maybe get a croissant, maybe a punt of strawberries, maybe a sneaky pie, maybe sneak or two. And I'm walking down and this vendor is going shirts, get your shirts, custom shirts, and go that's nice. And he looks at me in the eyes he goes, Oh, don't have your size, buddy, No, yes, well you like I didn't ask you for a size.
I didn't even look sideways, didn't even look at you there's not enough material in the world. You've got a shirt for this, fat ey. You got ushered out of a shop he went in. No, it was a market. I was walking down the thoroughfield. It was like public school. Don't even think about coming in. You take up at the material and I'm gonna have forg got a link craft and cut a hole in a blanket. You can
wear that. So that happened anyway. I was on a flight a couple weeks ago, and I'm on the flight and you know how you sit down and if we fly so often that you don't think about watching the safety procedure, Oh, you don't even look up. No, So I sat there, seat belt wasn't on, and I didn't realize that everyone else had the seat belt on. The flight attendant walks up. She goes, I sir, I'm gonna have to get you to put your seat belt on, and gets down close. She goes, I'll grab you the
seat belt extender. Oh hi, And I said I don't need the seat belt extender, and she went, no worries, put the seat belt on. She stood there and watched me put the seat belt on, and did and did you have to like sucking really harder than try and wriggle it around. I had a bruise on my button when I got off the flight your dask but it clicked and she walked away. You know what's happened when we all got vaccinated? Go ge vaccinated if you're not boosted.
But we went to the vacshart. Remember they built the bax hubs during the pandemic, and I had to get vaccinated. I walk up and I sit down, and she goes, hy, how are you sorry? Go good, because let's vaccinate you. So I sit down and then she goes, oh, oh, one second, sorry, Mitch, Betty get the twelve gage. And it's in the middle of the vax hub and everyone's standing there like why is this woman yelling? And Betty wheels over. She wheels over like a tent and I
go what is Betty doing? And I go, sorry, what's happening? She went, sir, what's happening here? Straightforward? You gotta thick epidermis? Are you see you're a big boy. We need to get you the twelve guys that will use on horses and armadillos. What this is not true? To get the twelve game like a horse. Trenk stand back. We gotta do it, she injected me. And no joker, like you could hear a pop because it had to break through
my skin. Worst part was I was wearing a long sleeved shirt, so I was topless because so there I am that damn thick epidermists epidermis. This doesn't happen to my beautiful skinny partner. Doesn't happen to you girls, Cherry on the cake. Anytime I'm at a black tie event or a wedding. Are you your wedding, Laura, Well, that's happened at my wedding. Yeah, we're all Laura's wedding great friends. I witnessed it. Would you want to sit? We were there,
the ceremony had happened. It was gorgeous, it was beautiful. We were standing around and or dervs. At this point, our dervs were coming out food and starters. Anyway, as I'm standing there talking to Britt and the waitresses and they're all blacks, have a tray full of Christini and oysters. They walk out of the gates of the kitchen. They see me be one for the fatty like they've got roller blades on, they roll the blade and off. I hope you know that. There was like an X amount
of cannapees per person. It wasn't like all cannapes and Mitch Cherry. It was for each that was it. We didn't get the men because we ate them all. Oh I hate them. I'll keep the train, but I am offender and I want that on my god. Anyway, if you're a big girl, big boy, be proud, doesn't matter. We're special. We love imageery And do you know what the best part was? By default, I got heaps moral dirbs to see it. I'm a good friend to all right,
stand by Brett. Next you're unpacking. There were some calls we got about awkward I love you moment. Yeah, because I'm I'm a pivo awkward person. Anyway, I had an awkward moment with my new boyfriend Ben to make me feel better. I wanted to know your awkward I love you moments. We'll do it next you're at the pickup