There is a sexy list that has just hit the world. The sexiest of sexies. Now, unfortunately, Mitch, you did not make the list. And Britt, it's only men on this list, so you also did not bear mad. But now it is sexy for a reason that I think doesn't get enough airtime. These are the sexiest bald men in the world.
Wow, I don't mind a board men.
Is a surprise that comes as a real surprise to me, Britt. No, you, I mean I used to hook up with a ball guy. Not that that's like, but I remember there was one in particular. I loved it. I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Do you like rub it after for good luck? He's like a genie?
No you do? You give it all a rub? Three three wishes.
I prefer hair. I love a head of hair. I'm all about the hair. So ball does nothing for me to help me going.
All right, Well, look let me change your mind, Mitch. That's what I'm all about. Yeah, all right.
So there was a couple of different factors in which they critique the hotness of these men.
Number one head shape No.
Number one on the Yeah, head shape is important. You've got nothing to high behind and you've got a regular shaped head. That's going to play a factor. But no, the hottest one on the list. We can debate about this afterwards, but just hear me out. It was Prince William. Okay, will you I know, hottest bald man in the world. Let me tell you what they judged them on. Facial proximity. I think that that's kind of like symmetry, but they've
caught it. Facial proximity. Shiny head factor very important. No one wants a bald man who has an embraced being bald and it's just growing out the wispinessing bald hina ride up.
I would go so far as to say Prince William is not bald. I would say he's going bald because he still has that ring of hair around the side.
It's bald on top. That's not bald, but the bald on top is shiny.
Okay, Voice attractiveness because the overall hotness of these men and height also plays it plays a factor because if we're not going to be baldest, we'll be highest instead. But I'm going to say this, Okay, we're all about celebrating a short king, and I think we need to start celebrating the ball Kings.
Hold, Yeah, I mean no, I can't get around this.
Number two is Vin Diesel with a score of eight point eight one.
He's an uber passage.
He's hot.
No, he's hot, but his head is really probably a bit too big for me.
Number three is probably what I would have put at number one.
So number three is Jason Samuel Jackson. At number five, Michael Jordan, Yes the Rock, Yes would go there, would would tap Harry Cruise at ten.
No, do you know who's missing from this? Now this might not be a household name, but you'll remember the visual of him.
You're Jeremy Meeks.
So he was the hottest mugshot guy, you know that, like amazingly attractive man that went viral and he was like the hottest criminal ever.
He committed a crime, but he's so sexy with his bald head.
He's a charged felon.
Would I can't get around his ball.
Like the gay community, I don't want to shame, but I like it. I like it. If I'm dating, I want a head of hair. Also, I'm dating people like.
In their mid twenties, So if there's no hair at the mid twenties, you's a worry genetics wise.
Do you think you're hair midch like? Do you think you hide behind your hair a little?
Give me it's a Monday afternoon because your.
Hair, I feel like your hair is How would you feel if you were bald?
Because I feel like you would present yourself differently? Am I right?
Oh? Yeah, I'd go straight to Madam two swords and hair pleece, I blew it. I'd be on the first flight to Turkey.
I think you're wrong.
Like when I said when I was in my twenties, I used to think that it wasn't attractive. As I'm getting older, I'm all, I'm all for it. I had there is no part of me that has an aversion to bald.
Now I think I need to embrace the why.
I think you would have just as much luck dating if you were bald.
You have now the hottest Yeah, bowling ball that there is shaped round hair.
Now I look like Voldemort if he was on pregnant ze like I would be so swollen.
Why don't we get one of those bald apps I thought we were going to get. Why don't we get some clippers and shavy head? Why don't we get one of those apps and make you bald. Put it on your dating site and see what happens. I would prefer it if we shave your head and then put on the dating side. We could do that first.
I will know, I will do that. I will do that. At what we edit myself to be bored and see if I if.
I your head and then put Yeah, it's an intervention.
You guys are pre planned.
It's not an intervention. I just know.
This is more me wanting to prove to you that bald men are just as datable as unbald.
I'm down for a challenge.
Awkward though, if I book a date and I turn up and they're like, ship, what what pills do you want to grow?
That? That's thick. Lu I went to Turkey and had a hair transplant on Tuesday.
I've got one more Aussie lad Fisher DJ Fisher.
Oh yeah, he went back to the list. You've dropped me so I didn't. All right, we'll update you.
I'm going to edit my my Tinder photo apps and we'll give you an update.
Give me your dating profile.
You're now you got my phone board king?
All right, I'm titling it