Laura.
Come on, hello everyone, welcome to the pickup.
It's Tuesday. The gang's all here. Hi, guys, I bridge back from a holidays.
Holiday? Is back from a holiday? Laura, A relaxing time you had in South Africa was.
Not a holiday.
I was on I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here and a health retreat.
That's what it looked like with your mum. Believe I'd kill to go on a trip.
With my gidy.
Do you know what you said this yesterday as well? Hang on, let me get that hang on some pucer, can you produce the grace?
Can get that up before we start the show. We need to address the elephant. No pun intended in the room.
But you're like, oh, I was struggling. I was in Africa.
Oh I had been some race. You my friend Brittany were on a holiday. You were on a holiday.
We have been here for the last five weeks, working out ars off on this show, day in day out, and you, hey, look look you look nice and trim. You've had a nice little holiday.
I just were not convinced.
It was hard, you guys, this is bullying saying that I was on a holiday. This was extremely hard. And I've had enough, and I'm going to make you go through something I went through. How does that sound. I'm gonna give you a taste of your own.
Mines get paid to go on a TV show I love.
To I'm going to make you go in a long job.
When the Channel ten picked me.
Up, go and put me in a long drop. I brought a bucket.
You're gonna know I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a taste of your own medicine.
But let's not talk about that. No, let's do talk about that. What do you mean you give me his taste for own medicine?
You'll have to wait and find out. You know what happens or you know?
Are you in hoo?
No, I'm not in on this.
We're getting an African experience today.
No, you know what happens in the jungle, right?
You never know?
Are you going to do that dance again that you did on the show I have PJC.
I didn't never do that.
Are you going to do it an animal impression like you did yesterday? What part of the jungle could you possibly bring us that you haven't already?
A huge part of being in the jungle is not knowing what's going to happen when it's gonna happen. So you guys are going to have to embrace the show. You won't know what, when, why, how, but you'll know when it happens.
Well, look coming up. My my little one, Mully May.
She's four.
She goes to daycare and she's come home. She learns something which I don't think any parent wants their child to learn at daycare. It's not what I'm paying for. Pooing in a long drop as well. She'd been pooing in a long drop. Ah, she's she's out of that phase. But yeah, she's learned something else. All right, we'll get to that next. We'll go to the pickup. So my little girl, Molly May, she's four years old now, she
was sitting there the other morning. I was getting ready he'r ready for daycare and she goes, hey, Mummy, I learned something at daycare. And I was like, oh, yeah, what'd you learn? And she goes, I learned the F word and I was like, oh, it's in frog, Well that's what. And then she goes and I learned the H word and I was like, oh, p few, Okay. She just actually learned a new word. And I was like, what's the word that you learned, sweetie? And she and
then her little sister who's two's next to our three. Sorry, Laala's there, and she goes, I learn it, and I was like, sorry, you learned what said? And then she goes, oh, she goes, but I learned all the others. I learned F that and F you. And she's got all the very every plural of the F, every single one. And I was like, okay, please stop saying that in front of your little sister. I know where'd she learned that from? She's part of the curriculum. Id I reckon the teacher,
sett her down to learn the teacher this one. No, because you know, like little kids, they're all like they're talking amongst themselves and they all like they learned something and then but it was the complexities of it. It was the knowing every variation of the F word. Yeah, like ed so you yeah, get off anyway. So I took her aside and I was like, and I was like, Marley, where did you learn this? Like that's a really naughty word. We've never had the adult word conversation. We've never had
to so I was like that they're adult words. Adults are allowed to use them, but they're naughty words, and we call them red words and green words. Anyway, that's a red word. It's parenting color blind. Anyway, she she said, when you get driving, she's like, I can't look at that. She can't go to stop sign. No, so she she Anyway, she added this little boy daycare, and she was like, oh, there's this little boy. She graded him out. Yeah she well, yeah she was because I don't think she realized how
naughty it was. So she said his name. Obviously not going to repeat it now because I don't want to out a child on national radio. Cancel.
I don't want to cancel a four year old.
But anyway, she said his name, and then she said, he said it. He taught me all the words, and he says it to me whenever the teachers aren't looking.
Oh he's a naughty boy.
So he's been doing it behind the teacher's back. Okay, this is my question. Now, should I be telling should I call the daycare? Should I be telling the teacher? Or is that overbearing? Am I being like just because kids are going to do this stuff anyway? Right?
At some point, But I think it's important that that little boy's family know in case they don't know. I think I would be thirty one o six five call up help, Laura.
Hour would you do it? Would you call the daycare and do in a four year old? Or did you just let it slide and manage your own child?
Yeah?
Well people are already calling. So I mean, clearly, mums in cars, you've really caused a.
Revolution one hundred percent. No, but it's definitely no revolution. But it's just this is the stuff that you've got to deal with. At some point, your kids starts doing things and saying things.
Catherine, I'm thirteen one o six five. What should Laura do? Should she be a nark or should you.
Let it go?
Noris? So I believe she should if it go, if something goes against her parenting style, definitely act on it. So my kids are a lot older, and I remember my kids hearing different things at school, and I was I wasn't an annoying parent, but I did go in and say, hey, listen, this kid is telling my kid. We'll teach my kid how to they do whatever, this, that, whatever.
But yeah, no, so I've I purely reckon I purely believe go in and go and say something if that means it's going to make you feel better than going to school and not sort of coming home returning a little potty mouse.
Yeah, but then doesn't the kid turn around and say and say your mum.
Guess what happens after that? Your kid turns up to school. It's like it went worth They get shived like a kid. A kid's situation.
I do about like creating a situation where then she gets bullied because I dobbed on some That's boy.
Sam is called let's let's get the polls going.
Let's get a wide variety of people, Sam Sam on thirteen one of sixty five talk to us.
Where do you think Laura should do?
I think like it's a moment to spend with your kid, but I don't think it's worth bringing it up with the childcare. At the end of the day, that kids probably got it from their parents and they're not going to be able to do anything with a parent.
Thank you.
Okay, last one, let's let's get Lara on thirteen five. What should Laura do in this situation?
Look, it's something that she gets in significant the butt. I think she needs to call the school, and she really needs to get onto those parents so that they can deal with the issue, and that kid isn't teaching other kids the way words.
I'm seeing a very recurrent theme here though every single female has said call the school, and every single male, including my husband's like, just.
Let it go. Making a big deal out from us. That's work.
We figured it out here right here in the paper. Well, we want an update now because the people have spoken, you have to go and talk to the preschool.
How don't we do it on the air? All right?
Coming up next, we're calling thanks about.
Four year show? All right?
What is going on? Because Laura and I an a cross? What BRIT's what you're doing to us?
Well, you guys have been giving me a hard time since I got back from the I'm a celebrity jungle. We have been so supportive pu my face and because we could swear that parent, we couldn't have been more supportive of you going on and doing our celebrity get me out of here. We have been so supportive.
Have been banging on about how I've been on a vacation.
Because you took an extra week off and went on a holiday HOLI bay with your mum.
You've come back with a tan way has fake.
I know it's not very well.
I've had enough and you're going to hear all about it and feel my wrath after the break.
What do you mean wrath?
Well you I'm not going to spoil it.
I'll tell you about it up to break next Now, to be clear, I am so happy to be back in the company of the pickup Mitch Laura, my best friends. But you have been highly offensive for my first two days.
But highly offensive. I mean, we just don't think that the jungle looked as hard as you make it.
Get me out of here. You said it was hard. We think it was a breezy holiday. No, listen to this before we start the show. We need to address the elephant. No pun intended in the room. But you're like, oh, I was struggling. I was, Oh, I had been some rice. You my friend Brittany were on a holiday.
You were on a holiday. We have been here for the last five weeks working out ars off on this show, day in, day out, and you look look, you look nice and trim. You've had a nice little holiday, right.
I just were not convinced it was hard.
Okay, highly offensive.
It was not a holiday that was yesterday.
So yep.
What I what I have organized here is I thought I'll give them a little taste of what the jungle was. Like you ready for this?
I don't know ways Denise Drivesdal going to come in and start being rude Brigham.
It if it's an ice bath, I don't want to studio.
I would like to introduce you to Ben from Hello, Ben, this has been from Hill's Wildlife Sanctuary.
Really nice to meet you.
Very glad to see that you don't have an ice bath. If that was what you were bringing in that I would be friend of. But like this, I feel like I get an idea of what you're doing right now, coming in like Jungle exp What.
We're going to do is, I'm going to hand you both a news article right now. It's something that you are going to present because that's part of your job. Right seems easy? Well, I know I'm a real journalist. I know you both inside out, and I am going to make you do this article with something that you both detest. Laura you are going to do it with giant cockroaches on you and Mitch you are going to have a pythe then, because you love a snake, a big python, snake wrapp.
You take a cockroaches. I love a snake. I'll have a snake any day. Don't want a cockroach, but I'll be like, it's fine.
I also am going to be honest with you.
A cockroach.
Yeah, I think this is fine. What do you grass already? So I haven't bought just any old cockroach. I've brought the world's largest species of cockroach. So this thing is literally the size of the palm of your hand. It's an absolute whopper. Are you going to be able to do this?
Yeahs If I don't the cockroach? How nice of the co approach? Do I have to be.
Smake it with my Laura?
No, you can't hurt the end?
Is this in a dangered species? What kind of cockroach? Cockckroach?
It is a native species. It isn't particularly disease ridden, which is good, so you can give it a little cuddle. Itative it's quite affectionate.
You can't kill natives, can you, Laura? And what's what's what? Snake?
Python?
And I've brought an inland Taipan, which is the world's most venomous species of snake. So as long as you're calm and you're very slow with your movements, you should be okay. But there's no guarantees on Are you joking, I'm joking. I wouldn't do that to you. I have brought in an olive python. So it is a python, so it's normal, non venomous. It is quite big actually, so it's the second largest species of python in Australia. So these guys get up to four or five meters long.
So Laura gets a bug and I get the biggest snake.
Inst big bugs, big snakes, you know, all the good stuff.
You I'm fine with everything now, I'm amazing cockroach.
Then, Brit, there another animal for me.
I've got a little lizard for you. Brett. Yeah, I think I forgot. I'd give you something less scary because you've just come back from Africa.
I could have any Oh my god, there's a sack that is moving in the corner of the studio.
You're the worst. You're a worse. You are the biggest worse. I'm with this.
There's a Christmas sack in the corner moving.
Okay, Mitch, you've got a few minutes in the break to compose yourself because we're bringing them out. Okay, after the break, Mitch and Laura are going to have some hectic wildlife on how they.
Delivered the news. How do you feel about a snake, because I'll swap you.
No, no swapping.
I'm this is my game.
Get the giant cockroach, you get a snake.
Okay, after the break.
We're going to experience what you guys are gonna experience what I experience in the South African jungle. I brought some jungle friends with me. Yep, you guys have been saying that it was a piece of cake in a holiday. So I have Ben from Hill's Wildlife Sanctuary, who I have kindly asked to bring the world's biggest cockroach for Laura.
This is for you. Look, I'm not keen on it. It looks pretty gross, but cockroaches don't bother me. I'm the one in our household who has to get the cockroaches and the spiders and stuff out.
Of the house.
It almost doesn't look like a cockroach it.
You cannot kill this cockroach I have taken.
There is also a sack that is moving in the studio which apparently has what kind of python in it?
Then we've got an olive python for you.
Amazing.
So Laura and I have have a news article to present. This is like a jungle s challenge.
Right you go, Jungles.
This is a news article for you to present with the world's biggest cockroage and a giant party.
Do I have to start it from getting away like I've got a hold of at.
His legs, look at its legs.
Sorry, I'm not talking Aboutlaura.
We're talking about all right, Laura.
Okay, yuck.
I am a private investigator, and these are the five jobs that cheaters are most likely to have.
It's so gross. All right, what do you think?
It's a fairy little thing. Concentrate on where's it trying to go? Okay, where do you think? What do you think is the is the tell us most the job that's most likely to have someone cheat.
On you in?
I don't know you got the least in front of your day.
I was trying to do something interactive. Oh my god, he's got sorry's back.
Sorry little guy just dropped.
Didn't mean to. Are you through it?
I didn't keep article.
She's so put one on her chest. The jobs in which people no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no no, Okay, I don't like that on her head.
I don't like that.
I don't like that. Mean to it. What if it falls and hurts itself? Okay. The jobs in which people are most likely to cheat in Number one, medical staff, Aaron says irregular sleep, pat and stressful work environments and long get off my thing and long work hours the reasons to many. We've worked on a case you can't okay. Number number two entrepreneurs, which just covers anyone who's got a job cancel.
Okay, there was too much fumbling. He couldn't concentrate.
I wasn't listening to the story, to be honest.
We have the three cockroaches on your head.
It's kind of I mean, it's a little it's disgusting, but it's also kind of cute. It's head is.
Bigger than now, Laura.
Given what BRIT's just been through in Africa, I feel like you could kiss the cockroach.
Yeah, kiss kiss.
It is the world's biggest species, but they are also very clean.
I don't have to kiss it just on the back.
You kissed its mate. If you saw my ex boyfriend tongue, that tongue I'm not licking the cocker. I had to you lick it. I had to eat stuff, lick it, Laura.
I'm not. I'm not licking. I'm not.
I'm just I'm not. I'm not giving the cock cockroache a French Christmas make out with it.
I'm going to do it tongue tongue I didn't have.
Can I just say sorry? You look like that's its butt, mate, you gotta flip it round.
I don't look at to kiss its legs, lick it nice, I don't know.
Look at that the cockroach pool on my laptop. Cockroach.
Oh my god, Look at this whole ship, don't it's so big? So Ben's look at me.
I can touch it on the way. I'm fine, don't.
Talk about like that.
Ben's snake is out and at least and what you described the snake.
So this is an olive python. So they are the second longest species of python in the world in Australia, I should say. They are capable of eating wallabies, so they could eat a full slize wallaby as an adult. So they are an absolutely enormous python, very friendly, but they will give you quite a big cuddle and if it starts to constrict. You just have to be careful because they do.
They could kill you.
They could do you. They couldn't.
Ben, you're real comedian mate that okay, bring it over to ment, right, let's do it. Okay, Ready, you've got wait till it touches you, and then you'll deliver the news.
Mitch, all right, God here breaking news. I'm a private investor. Heavy huh? And these are the five jobs cheaters are most likely to have. Number one medical staff, Number two entrepreneurs. Apparently, No, do not put that around my neck. I'm not into the neck. It's so heavy. It's so heavy. Being heavy is also call center workers who are heavy because they often ship.
It's going around my ankle and my ankle to have face. It's on my ankle.
You need its face closer to you.
It's wrapping around my ankle. It's actually at this point quite like she had to massage. I'm not eating it.
At this point. It's a nice.
Okay, No longer can deliver the news because which can you get to me?
Snake?
That's a pithon on my neck.
Wrapping.
Okay, let's forget the news now because you can't do it. How Okay, it's going down your tumbe.
Then why don't we maybe take her off?
No?
I really, I really want to know what the professions are where people get cheated on what I say.
I don't have a profession anymore, can I can? I it's pulling my glasses off. Okay, this is so fun, guys.
I'm not just the snake my leg. Thanks Ben.
One question, would that snake eat that cock coach?
No, these guys predominantly eat mammals and birds and little mitches. Yeah, yeah, of.
Course Laura is grabbing the snake.
I want to hold it. I'm okay, I genuinely okay with snakes.
See you guys, Goodbye for these guys.