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The Phlegm Cat Podcast

David M. Hernandezwww.buzzsprout.com

Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.

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Episodes

The Realm of Meat

Your Huckleberry is once again triggered by the television. Mex plays Cyrano for his boy Snaggle and Gorilla Head gets a solo.

Aug 02, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 31

Lips, Tongues, Probies, Tongue-Punches

Mex is almost recruited into a gang of Danzig-level cool guys. Your Huckleberry then regales us with the time he defeated racism disguised as a hot 19-year-old.

Jul 26, 20211 hr 25 minSeason 2Ep. 30

It's Just Craig

Your Huckleberry must put the pieces back together after a visit from The 40 Year Old Boy. Mex tries his best to be a good host to new friends, even though there is a full bag of crab chips on his table, and Pellegrino in his fridge.

Jul 19, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 29

You Callin' Me a Chicken, Butterfield?

The 40 Year Old Boy himself visits Mexy Park and takes a FLAME THROWER to the place. Your Huckleberry is forced to grow up and finally lets real people into his lair.

Jul 12, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 28

Loose Beasties and a Gunshot Wound

Mex tries not to be so basic bro. Mexy Park is cleaned, a Golden Ticket is sent and your Huckleberry enjoys aviation deaths.

Jul 06, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 27

You Can't Handle Me, Frog

After a lovely Father's Day, Mex is almost killed again. This time by a sneaky twister. We learn of a frog bamboozle and how Miss Buster is still alive.

Jun 30, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 26

Grabbed Me By The Boo Boo

Your Huckleberry battles technology, sees an epic high-five and has a major announcement about a future episode.

Jun 23, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 25

Ya Fatty Panda Trash-Bastard

The dang paterfamilias' duties are vanishing. Mex almost sleeps with the fishes again as a big ass raccoon makes a move. We also learn that fishing is too complex for artsy fartsy people.

Jun 16, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 24

I'm Not Gonna Make Suck Jokes

Your Huckleberry ain't gonna be fooled by the fake "wokeded". Mex offers free hugs, dispels an old rumor about Rod The Mod and vows to learn about stuff.

Jun 09, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 23

There's No Rules In The Bush

Mex's familia is filled with bad asses. The Huckleberry plunges into a paint-filled apocalypse. DoomSphincter shows up, and we hear of another beautiful cousin.

Jun 02, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 22

You Remember Verbal Steamer

Your Huckleberry tries to not be so critical, invents old guy sports, confesses to dreamland uptightness and interviews his fat dog.

May 26, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 21

A Forest of Crappy Forest Crap

Mex regrets his misanthropy. He sits down with It: Chapter 2 and proceeds to blow a gasket. DoomSphincter performs and a tribute to Prince.

May 19, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 20

Orgies In The Middle of a Sewer

We have a substitute host for the beginning of the show. Mex arrives late, then proceeds to praise his girly. Oh yeah... and the movie It sucks.

May 12, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 19

Go Away, Head Lice Randy!

Mex endures yet another prom. He then finds sexism running rampant in pop music. Your Huckleberry also offers self defense advice to aspiring musicians.

May 05, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 18

Puke's Not My Thing, Man

The Hernandi children are all growed up. DoomSphincter takes it up a notch. Mex greets his friend Ralph and thinks Charles Manson had a gift.

Apr 28, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 17

I Like To Gavotte

The Val ruins a peaceful sport. Smite Force is unleashed and Mex loves going "Pew, pew, pew!"

Apr 21, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 16

The Lumber of Death

Mex saves Rogue's life. Mex then recounts his stint as a Tony Stark-level weapons designer.

Apr 14, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 15

Is Mex Durden Building An Army?

Our Huckleberry unleashes his hatred of The Axis of 1980's Rock Evil. Mex has a mental breakthrough and shines a crazy diamond.

Apr 07, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 14

It Was a Poverty Clubfoot

Mex checks his ego and tells dorky tales of his time hangin' with Squiggy.

Mar 31, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 2Ep. 13

I'm Not Eating a Starfish

Mex repairs his G-string, hosts a battle of the bands and goes all Michael Corleone on a foe.

Mar 24, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 12

I Saw Triangles, I Saw Crack.

The Mexican goes underground, gets the tamales and remembers this one time he was almost cool.

Mar 17, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 11

I Don't Care About Ruth Buzzi

Mex's love of felt creatures is discussed. Catherine Zeta-Jones is full of crap and a new supergroup is born.

Mar 10, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Nipple Earrings

Mex shares the funny side of combat and spins some tales of The BatVal™.

Mar 03, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 9

All Stiffy and Non-Stretchy

The greatness and genius of Lee Jun-fan is explained by your Huckleberry. This is accomplished by describing the worst movie ever made.

Feb 24, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Thwart The Nasty

Your kid is ugly. The evilness of the suburban sport parent is discussed with much vengeance and furious anger by your Huckleberry. Derek pays a visit and sings a song.

Feb 17, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 2Ep. 7

You Got Brown-Eyed Soul!

Fiery Mex actually voices an opinion and speaks at an alarmingly fast rate(well, for him). Mex also discusses the underrated artwork of Superman.

Feb 10, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Nothing Worse Than Surprise Gunfire

Mex enlightens us all with a tale about a group of kids more terrifying than The U.N. of Evil. We also hear of Mex's early days as a sports pioneer.

Feb 03, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 5

A Lazy Eye Fetish

Mex may have violated his "Bro Card". Stripper tales and an amazing vegetable recipe are also regrettably shared. Yikes.

Jan 27, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Hillbilly Ass-Whoopin'

Someone dares to unfriend your Huckleberry. A name from the past awakens a tale of hillbilly savagery not for the faint of heart.

Jan 13, 20211 hr 3 minSeason 2Ep. 2
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