Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...
Sep 10, 2019•34 min
Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - F...
Sep 03, 2019•37 min
Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: htt...
Aug 27, 2019•39 min
Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: h...
Aug 20, 2019•47 min
One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/produc...
Aug 13, 2019•43 min
Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdo...
Aug 06, 2019•57 min
It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t...
Jul 30, 2019•55 min
Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 23, 2019•52 min
Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questions. From a Taylor Swift intervention, to getting betrothed by a horse, this podcast is your real life Rom-Com. Listen now at wondery.fm/pat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 19, 2019•9 min
Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 16, 2019•41 min
Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Curry accidentally got labeled a gang member by his school thanks to the WWE. Garrianna claims Ms. Pat gets her wigs from the bottom of cereal boxes. We are back at the house so prepare for some crack babies to get yelled at. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.msp...
Jul 09, 2019•39 min
Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't stop watching the Jeffersons. Deon Curry calls Quisha with an opportunity to buy him dinner. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdownPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdownWebsite: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Instagram:Ms. Pat: https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/Quisha: https://www.instagram.com/damnquisha/Ashley: https://w...
Jul 02, 2019•43 min
Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal vitamins. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Ms. Pat debate if it was right or wrong for Future to cancel a woman's flight home when she wouldn't give it up. She then tells a story about swerving a certified AIDS-free college guy at age 12. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 25, 2019•38 min
This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Curry and Chris Spangle don't believe her that nose magnets cure a lazy eye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 18, 2019•42 min
On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang a new word, Bangladack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 11, 2019•37 min
Ms. Pat talks about Ayesha Curry wanting more male attention and Ana and Elsa are building a different type of snowman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 04, 2019•40 min•Ep. 8
Ms. Pat and the gang discusses abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 28, 2019•55 min•Ep. 7
Ms. Pat imagines Game of Thrones if it was black and talks about her love of Black Pussy... incense. Ms. Pat also solves the 130-year mystery surrounding Jack the Ripper and his killing spree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 21, 2019•37 min•Ep. 6
Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get fully nude when getting examined. We then examine whether or not Jesus existed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2019•50 min•Ep. 5
Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 07, 2019•36 min•Ep. 4
Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "White Chris" Spangle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 30, 2019•33 min•Ep. 3
Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in the 1990's and her life in Atlanta to Chris Spangle. She shares her thoughts on the documentary Surviving R Kelly and the #MeToo movement. She then shares how she learned to tell her own truth after being assaulted while writing her book Rabbit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 30, 2019•37 min•Ep. 2
Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own. She explains what it is like to appear on a podcast and have her career pop. Ms. Pat discusses her career in standup comedy, writing her autobiography Rabbit, and shooting her ex-boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 23, 2019•42 min•Ep. 1
