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You can Keep The DUCK

Oct 24, 20237 min
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WE are Consumable nonsense! Nevada Bob & JP continue to put some smiles on those faces!

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What what am I hold on? I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna want to read the service. Hello, ladies and gentlemen walking to the Bible Show. I cannot believe we're gonna have to have a median after because you're totally unprepared. Right you said you were John Denver Denver? No, you did not. I'm like, how can you say that? I'm Nevada Bob Novada Ball not John Denver, John Denver. And also you need to know about maybe you can do this this time. What's coming off August twenty August twentieth

is the Hall of Fame game getting getting getting Ladder. No, that's why you're not gonna be on the show now because you're so uninformed. You don't even prepare for this stuff. What's coming up? Oh? The Award Show that's right, the Word show and who is sponsoring it? Yeah? I can't think right now. BS three changing the way you watched Daniel Awards Show

seven o'clock Sunday on the twentieth. Then the guy that created such a great, great entertainment center for everyone, Like I said, sports culture, spiritual stuff, you want it? You got it? Vs? Three Cheager way you watch TV fourth Annual. Maybe next year they'll let you. You know. I even think this year I could read that gold suit. I might be able to pick it up. I never know. I don't want to go to B Street. I might be a surprise. Yes, solutely,

you'll be arrested. I'll tell you right now. They'll be in cons with the gold jacket over your head. Okay, that's what the hell would happened. Oh my god. Yeah, I have to remind you audience again. You know promo shorts with my friend Michael. If you get thiemes on we have MoOx car Cigars and Bowland Pennsylvania. We have Derail Dispillery in Boldland, Pennsylvania. Absolute zero plug. Great musicians. There's another woman. I listened

to Pamela Parker. Pam Parker, Yeah, Pamela Parker, Bebby Parker. Never heard Bebby? Yeah, but I was thinking about Bonnie Bonnie and Bonnie Parker. You know Bonnie Parker, Yeah, from Bonnie and Klein. Yeah. Yeah, she doesn't sing anymore. Oh, she doesn't sing any voice, her voice, her arm, her leg from her So that's okay, Yeah, she doesn't sing anymore. It's h Pammela Parker. Yeah, if you go to YouTube, check her out her song Believe. I really like

that. Believe that's a good one. I co wrote it with great Yeah, just like just like Pizza Joe's is the best pizza Newcass. Okay, that's what I believe that. Okay, Okay, I really that's right. And then check out my brother Michael Padula play on Instagram. They'll also have some other promos on TikTok that you could look at again. He makes everything from scratch, unlike Pizza Joe's because he buys the show, right, Yeah, he buys it from what's his name, freaking hogsty. Yeah, there

you go, goodbye from one another. Right, and that's why it tasted. That's when there's not good pizza, they're going to tell you. Guys working together Augustinea and a Pizza Joe. Yeah, Pizza Joe's somemon ew. So listen, when you get a chance that you and gentlemen do me a favorite, prove me wrong. Go to Pizza Joe's in Newcastle, Pennsylvania. He has what fifty thousand places you can get pizza Pizza Joe's. Man, he's doing something good. Yeah, and and uh, well I again,

you're gonna have to taste the free selling. And the other guy is freak Augustine. I thought he went on a business he's a local guys. No, but I mean he's yeah, I know he's Crazy's what you said, he's local boss saying it PUSI bots. But wait, is he still busy? He still makes he's still a business man. I didn't know that. I don't feel that is something burned out? Was it this pizza factory? Pizza factory burned out? But he relocated by the Penroy then he do something

a P and C park. Yeah, he's got a pizza place in there. That's that's why they lose. The players eat the pizza and they lose the pirates. They don't have enough sauce. That's pizza. That's why the sauce. I don't even want to get into that. Mister. H that a bomb. They eat too many progess, too many gosh, yeah, and they choked on them. Sold the other night again they lost the nextra

innings. It was for garlic gets in there anyway. So so you said you duve into some type of comedy now and because again my producer told me, don't do any jokes. Yeah, you're the new guy, maybe so you you do have some jokes. So because I have, I have a joke, I'll tell you about. There's a city slicker from the Upper New York. He decided he wanted to go duck hunting. So sure enough, he loaded up his shotgun, his pickup truck and took off the Upper State,

New New York the duck hut. Sure enough, he saw his duck shot that dock flew out of the air, landed on a farmer's barn, and slid down the roof. So he went to go pick his duck out, and next thing you know, big guy with bibs on. The farmer says, hey, what are you doing on my property? He says, well, going over there and get that duck. I shot that dock. That's my dock. He says, you don't know nothing about property. He says, that duck's on my land. It's my duck. And he said,

but whool, we're gonna fight this out. Uh, We're gonna fight this out country stock in that city stick. He says, O, Whw's that? He says, We'll take turns kicking each other in the growing mm oh, my god, you guy says he said in the first skinner, and there he The farmer says, I'll tell you what I go first, So he kicks the city slicker right and crowing. So the slicker rolls down, falls down naturally. Fifteen twenty minutes go by, finally get something insist.

That farmer says, Okay, it's my turn. And the farmer says, yeah, you know what, you can keep the duck. Wow, that's the joke. That's the joke. You can keep duck. You could keep the duck. Man, I got one more for you want to hear, Well, we're gonna do one more episode. So ye all that maybe lazy? You know what? It felt like, You guys were just kicked in the mid susion. But that joke, Who in the hell wrote that joke for you? You? No, you did not write that joke.

No, maybe you did, because right now, get to know you about about the only thing you got going for yourself is seventy accurate as far as picking games. Yes, that's right, you got it wrong. You're zero for one with pizza jokes, zero for two with Frank the August State and a joke. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for watching The Padula Show. We

are consumable nonsense. Over one hundred and sixty episodes. Skitz Parody's podcast Podcams, silly jokes, a lot of promos for other people that are going great in the business Bige piece, and one more episode with who Had All? And you have something going on? Professional power picks Professor's Power. Oh that's in September, right, okay, and your coast is John Denver. No, all right, we got a guy

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