Hello, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show, Vapa Doula Show. We are consumable nonsense. I hope everybody's doing well. I hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Yeah. I was with my girlfriend for Thanksgiving and she carved the turkey with tension. It was sad. Hey, but you know what she knows. I believe in her. She knows I trust her because I make her pay rent. Okay, it's that simple.
Guess who I don't make pay rent? That's right. Ben from BS three, Changing Way you watch TV on Rokoup Ladies and Gentlemen, NBA, NHL College men and Women's basketball, Spiritual entertainment. You want it? Bstree, Changing way you watch TV? Got it? Wow? Hey, Hello to produce her brook. She's not with us again. That's okay. She has a major priority in her life, not only your family, but also a huge musical therapy project that she needs to complete.
So when she's back, because she's got a lot of talent skills, we're going to tell you a lot more about the t shirts that are coming out for the podcast and the podcast platforms, so stay tuned for that. Ah Man, I feel bad because I'm in this really,
really abusive relationship. I know, I know what you're thinking, JP, you should just walk away and listen to I want to, but it's just it's crazy, the abusive language of the physical abuse, the me, me, me, the why why why, the no no no. I just it's just tough to walk away. It's tough to walk way. My granddaughter is only three years old, so I can't walk away. You guys are probably walking away. Huh. I had you ruled in for a second. Huh. You thought I was gonna
say something funny. No, I guess who's funny? My man Bobby Pelco. Great personality. Bobby Pelco out in Volant, Pennsylvania. Christmas is right around the corner. You need cigars for some friends. You need some wine, you need some around distilleries. You need some coffee. Go out of the land, Pennsylvania by Westminster College. Beautiful area, quaint little area, and see Bobby hook you up for the holidays. He is the
Voland King aka Tulsa King. Like Stallone. All right, Anyway, I gotta tell you about this eighty nine year old guy. He goes to the doctors and said, hey, doc, you gotta help me out. I think my wife's death. Okay, she has a hearing problem. I'm telling you, Doc, I'm a little nervous. He goes, I need to do something about it. She's eighty eight, she's vain. She won't come in for the test. The doctor says, well, you know what, have you ever heard of the distance test? The distance test? No?
I haven't. He goes, well, you go from forty feet, thirty feet, twenty feet, ten feet, talk and see if she responds, and let me know which feet she responds. Funk, and I'll make you an apparatus and we'll be ready to go. He said, thanks Doc. The guy goes home. Forty feet, honey, what's for dinner? Thirty feet, honey, what's for dinner? Twenty feet honey, what's for dinner? Ten feet? Honey, what's for dinner? She goes for the fourth time. Chicken.
Guess he's not chicken? My man Mikey g on Instagram promo shorts, He's not chicken. Cool World Order on YouTube, Crazy Stuff Man, Cool World Order, They're not chicken. The Forest Diaries. If you want to see something really good Instagram, checkout Michelle The Forest Diaries. We got Pamla Parker Rocks on Instagram and on YouTube. Vinnie from South Philly A very funny guy, great guests too, great bits. I just like him. He's a good guy, all right. That's just
my opinion. You got to check him out for yourself. Don't take my word for it. Check him out anyway. This eighty nine year old guy. He goes back to the doctor. A couple of weeks later. He goes, hey, Doc, he's I don't know. I think you know. My wife said, eight years old, she wants me to have a sperm cot. Check it out. Doctor gris, Yeah, you're right. You're eighty nine years old, a sperm cow. He goes yeah. He
goes humor, meet doc please. He goes, Okay, take this jar with you right back tomorrow and I'll see what I can do. All right. The guy goes okay. Next day he goes into the doc. He hands him the jar. The doctor goes, WHOA, what's up? The jar's empty? Because a doc, I used my left hand, my right hand in both hands. Then I gave the jar to my neighbor upstairs. She used her left hand, right hand in both hands. Because what happened? Because we couldn't get the
jar open. Ladies and gentlemen, I love you. I got to say it again. If tomorrow was your last day, how would you live today? And how would you impact people around you? To make him laugh, chuckle, smile, She's feel good about themselves. Think about it. We're only here one time. Live your life, love your life. That's all we can do. And enjoy your life. And I always tell you to make sure you gotta laugh the the Google Show. You gotta share life comments, sup for free.
It's all free, Okay. I love you guys. I'll see you soon. Producer Brooke, I can't wait. Good luck, good luck with your music therapy project, mister Tellons