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Things are Happening

Feb 23, 20247 min
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WE are consumable nonsense! JP delivery truck of jokes. Many thanks to all who have been listening, smiling and laughing! Give us a thumbs up ✌🏼 Check us out on Roku! Changing the Way You Watch TV! Search for BS3 TV!

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to The Padula Show. February eleven years, over two thousand subscribers. I keep it clean, okay, clean, not I'm seeing silly goofy promos along with skitz parodies podcast podcasts. We are consumable nonsense, Yes we are. Oh yes you are. Hey, ladies and gentlemen. If you want, you share your favorite link like me, comment you know, constructive stuff. No prompt. You want to co host? I mean that we'll co host the show very impromptu, unscripted and saw

you said for free, doesn't cost you a dark thing. I try to get new episodes out every eight to ten days. Eleven years, getting old. And I know I'm getting old because I had a booty call. That's right, booty call the other night. Yeah, eight o'clock PM. Individuals said, hey, you up, I said, yeah, kind of. I just finished taking my magnesium and my mental musial and uh wow, you know, yeah, I'll moll still have my pajamas on, so what's up?

And then that's all. And then on the other side of the phone, I heard so, I don't know, am I boring? I don't know. I thought I had a lot of energy. But maybe she should have never called me for that booty call. But you know you should call or comment on Padula Pie Republic, Ohio. You want fresh bait, pepperoni, ros spinach, grolls, fizza, sin up ons, they got it all Padula Pie. Check him out on Instagram. You'll see check out his videos. Man, I love him. That's my brother. Oh that is

my brother. And what a great job b S three changing the way you want. Great job with the super Bowl CJ Man, you the man. That's all I gotta say. Get that Rocus Stick talk about just people that know what the heck they're doing. Brought a lot of credibility to b S three. Changing the way you watch TV. And of course if you want entertainment's you know, it's just culture things, educational things, relationship things.

That's b S three changing the way you watch TV. Great job, Ben and BS three family with the super Bowl covering it man, whoa, oh, I can't you know covering Yeah? You know my mom. I thought you about my mom. I was thinking about her the other day. She's still live, she's going to be ninety four, ninety five, who knows, God bless her, strong woman. I remember back in the day when we had practice. It didn't matter what sport. She didn't bring no juice

box. We didn't have no goldfish right the goldfish crackers. No, man, We just went. I don't even know. She didn't even drive us. We had to walk to and from practice and talk about play dates. We didn't have a playdate. Here was your playdate. You got up, you did your chores. She kicked your ass outside about eight o'clock in the morning, she says, gold play. She locked the door, and then

she want us to come back by five o'clock. You know, because she would always say, when you hear the whistle, make sure you get your button back home. Okay. So yeah, God bless my mom. She's gotta be ninety four, ninety six, who knows. God bless her. I love her. You know, things are happening. You know, I do a lot of traveling, and I saw the FFAH could you know, lucky for me? Low cost flights. You know, if you want to

try Spirit people have Jet Blue. People have tried those. Now the FFA announced there's a new new place, low cost flights that you can fly. The name is you Bet your Life Airlines. Interesting. Yeah, it's the only planet has a kickstand. Okay, oh my gosh. You know you could see I'm struggling here. Huh. You know, I just I try to do little jobs and then do the show. And I just got fired from another job. It's it's crazy. I was a janitor at a modern

art museum. I got fired. You know why. I don't know what the heck to throw out. I got fired. There was a litter box with Christmas lights in it and statues of the Berenstein Bears. I threw it out. I got fired just like you. Guys may want to fire me from The Padula Show, and I can't blame you, and I won't blame you. I feel good, though, because my girlfriend she paid me a

compliment. She said that well, she said to me that being with me was like being on a vacation, but her actual words were that was her last resort. Hey, don't let me be your last resort. Check out the Padula Show YouTube Roku rumbo X, check out the history changing the where you watch TV. Get that Rocu stick Padula Pie on Instagram. My girl

Man Pamela Parker Rocks on YouTube and Instagram. Great sound, my friend Mikey promo shorts on Instagram, box car Cigars on Volant pencil Vania boxed car Cigars and also Dereu Distillery right behind them and more comedy check out Divorce Diaries. Michelle does a great job and also Vinnie Vinni from Philly. He's funny, he does different characters. Ladies and gentlemen. Please enjoy our consumable nonsense,

Share like comment sup for free. Have a great day. Remember, wake up, you open your eyes, Stay safe, stay healthy, stay positive. But make sure you love your life. You love your family, you love your friends. Make sure you laugh. I hopefully I can make you laugh. In fact, I got one more joke. It's horrible, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. Here we go, it says, right here the guy, Here we go. What did the comic CAZI instructor tell his

students, I'm only going to show you this one time. I love you, guys,

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