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I don't know. I'm excited work.
This is another I know, another episode with producer Hunter pH As.
I should have everybody back. I hope you're going to enjoy this show.
We are consumable nonsense and hey, let me ask you this though.
So you attend this beautiful college Wesminister of.
Course Friday nights it fractured great and again we're recording at the fractured great studios here in Westminster.
Bye is this Westminster calling? No new woman newman?
The ones? I mean, it's the horse at Peace. They're they're about touching it.
Okay, So Friday night, I don't know if you've ever attended, but they have the you bring your college id get fifteen percent.
Off, big party Friday night.
I don't even know that.
I gotta start coming in.
Listen to me. I talked to Alex and she was disappointed. You come in, you never say a lot.
In fact, you came in through the side door, so you kind of disrespect him.
I stuck into this. I'm a little shy, you know. I really open up when we're starting the episode, but before then, I'm just a little timid. But money, you call me pH when I'm not on camera. The pH levels are low. Oh okay, right now, the pH levels are hot.
Yeah it is because I just love he just watched the three hundred and seventeen episodes.
Just check us. I don't tell you where to find is and subscribing on it nice stuff. Yeah, but you know, I got to tell you this.
You talked about my girlfriend, my speeding, of course, and I gotta mention something to you.
I didn't know to speak it. My girlfriend she has a foot fetish. Yeah, she likes mentos.
That's a that's a good one, I got you. Yeah, that's actually you have a crazy weekend with coke and mentos.
Yeah, you know I can go both ways.
Yeah, you know.
And I you know, when I first met my girlfriend, I didn't know she was into this candle thing. I mean I went up to her bedroom.
I gotta be honest with you.
I mean she had candles hunt all over the bedroom and then she said, excuse me, she goes.
Into the bathroom. I'm thinking of myself. I've been making that or she got to sacrifice me. I mean that's somebody.
Candles were burned. Yeah, I know the situation. That's a fire hazard.
I don't know I'm more of a wax melter. Wax melters, Yeah, they're classy.
Really.
One looks like a check a lantern and.
Pour it on people. No, no, a thing like you poured hot wax on people. I didn't want with that.
I wouldn't yet somebody else is young.
Slowly the pipe thing calls me. The city had a really different all weekend. I go, you gotta talk to me, and I said, I'll explain it the hundred to get his opinion. And he says, well, this past Wednesday he went to the doctors. He said, hey, doctor, you gotta do me a favor. You got to give me a couple of injections and viagra.
The doctor says, wow, a couple ejactions.
I don't know if I can do that.
He goes, please please give me a couple of injections of biagony.
The doctor says, I don't know how your body's gonna react. He does, look, doctor, you gotta do me a fake. Today's Wednesday, Thursday night, my girlfriend's coming in Friday night. Come going to be that's Saturday. I'm gonna be with my wife.
He goes, I need the shots here.
The doctor says.
Look, we'll give it the shots, or make sure you come in on Monday. I want to see if you have any side effects.
So here give them the shots.
The weekend goes by Monday morning, nine o'clock. My friend PAULI the bike. Okay, he goes to see the doctor.
He has a sleem.
He's he has a sling on his.
My goes, what the hell happened to you?
He has nobody showed up.
That's what he said.
That's just that's good stuff. I mean, I thought it was gonna be like wife found out.
Why find out.
Before I leave, I gotta tell you this other thing that happened.
Okay, so my my my son calls, yeah, and uh.
So that I got a problem. That's your grandson. I go, well, what's what's what do you think what's going on? He goes, well, I walked into his bedroom and I was searched in a bedroom. Because you never know, gentlemen, this dand age, you never know what's going on. Well here lo and behold.
My son lives up the mattress. And my grandson, he's like twelve years old. He had S and M magazines. So license son, I said, that's saying he goes, Yeah, what do you think I should do it?
Him?
And bro, Yeah, that's a good idea.
Okay, that's your place.
That's another.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, again, we appreciate you joining the Padula Show.
Hey, and we do have some information.
Uh next week, Uh when you join us, I canna explain to you we're rebooting, re releasing our consumable Nonsense podcast on buzz Prop.
But Hunter will explain everything to you next week season.
Yeah, just another reason to tune in.
Yeah yeah, and uh, then after that we have season three, four and five.
We'll drop Tuesdays and Thursdays. But again Hunter will explain all that to you. So anybody, now we have people that I guess starting next week they're going to call into this show. So have my phone available and somebody what's called into the show, and again you'll explain everything else.
And the ads are at the end. So, ladies and gentlemen, I gotta tell you, we're having a lot of fun here and that's what Hunter and I want you to do when you turn on the show.
Enjoy it.
He does a great job with this editing, the music, He does everything.
I don't do anything, okay, but that's what we tell you all the time about daking.
A punch, giving punches and wind and day, but always make sure you laugh if you have to laugh, Peace, oh,