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My Girlfriend Drives Me Crazy

Mar 05, 20245 min
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to The Padula Show. Yes, The Padula Show on Rumble, Instagram, YouTube, and Roku and x. Absolutely we are consumable nonsense Wow. Eleven years, three hundred episodes, gets Parody's podcast podcom. Just check us out. If you see something you like, please share your favorite link. We can Mickey Gagle, smile, laugh, shake your head. We're doing what we gotta do. Oh, we're doing what we gotta do. Unlike those people that do weather. Yeah, pretty

mad because I'm watching the weather. Sue this guy. He says, Hey, you know, when you go outside today, we're looking at about twenty degrees, but it feels like eight. Hey it is eight, then it's eight. That's it. Don't get it. Please help me. Guess who doesn't need help. PS three Changing way you watched TV. That's right, The way you watched EV sports, entertainment, culture, advice, movies, just any type of review you want the story. Change the way you watched

TV on rokup. That's right on rokup. Ah Man, crazy crazy crazy. My girlfriend, you know, in celebration of eleven years, she got me. She said, some expensive French water camp lejun I haven't tasted yet. She did say it was killer. That's what she told me. I don't know how true that is. Okay, another thring, you think that the thring? Another thing that happened, Oh, another thing was I was held up the other day. It was insane. You see the way things

are out there. It's crazy out there. That's why I like to trying to make people laugh. This old man he played one he played. Now, this old man helped me up. Yes, I mean, oh very frol. I didn't know what the heck was going on, but it was great. And I said to the guy, hey, I'm getting tired. He goes, you could put one arm down. So that's how things have changed. What the hell am I talking about? I know what I'm talking

about. You want great musicians, you got Pamela Parker Rocks, great sign Instagram YouTube, just like promo shorts with my friend Mike on Instagram, just like Absolute Zero Punk on Instagram. And also season eight we're waiting for it Gold World Order. Yeah, it's a little bit vulgar times, but it's crazy. It's saying it's different. Just like all these things I mentioned to you, they're all different. Have an open mind. Okay, that's all I could tell you. You know what I said, I could tell you

my girlfriend, she's looking at my face, she's touching my face. She she gotta do me a favor. She says, you know, can you just extend the beard, make it longer, thicker like it was. I just said, honey, must we do everything together? Hey, speak of it together? My brother and I, my brother Dave, my brother Michael, and we are together. In fact, you go to Republic, Ohio. You go, Hey, I need some zinnobons. Well, my brother and Michael makes them from scratch. Hey, I need some pepperoni rules for

an event in a high school at a college. Get in touch with my brother and Michael in Republic, Ohio. Padula pie aunt instag Graham. That's right. And if you want some work comedy, checkout Michael ol Michelle on Divorce Diaries. And then Vinnie, Hey, Vinnie from Philly. There's a lot of different characters. I love Vinnie. Very entertaining, Yes, very entertaining. Man. You know, I told you my girlfriend drives me crazy. I had to tell her. I said, honey, I'm seeing a

psychiatrist. She told me, I'm seeing a psychiatrist, a plumber, a chef, an electrician, and three NFL football players who knew who knew? Oh my gosh, so yeah, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you eleven years over two thousand subscriptions. I try to keep it clean silly. If you have any If you want to co host the show, let me know. If you want me to do some promos for you, let me know.

I'm more than happy to do it. Also, my man has been with me all along the way on Volante Pa box car cigars, to rail distillery. If you're going in western Pennsylvania by Westminster College, you need something to drink a little smoke, Oh, box car cigars and to rel distilleries. Anyway, some crazy things still happening to me this morning because my girlfriend she drives me nuts crazy, and I happen to mix up preparation h with my toothpaste. Okay, so my moth was all sticky, but my ass was

minty fresh. Hey, thank you for watching the eleven years of Padula show. We are consumable nonsense. I told you. When you wake up in the morning, just say thank you for another day. Live life, love life, and jore your families and friends, but make sure, please make sure you laugh

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