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My Eyes Better Though

Jul 18, 20238 min
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Podula Show. I'm proud to announce my brother Michael and his lovely wife Back have a great Instagram. Great Instagram show as well. It's a Podula Pie p a d u la pie. You want to see how things you're done right, baking from scratch Podula Pie on Instagram. Do it now? No, you can't do it now because you have to watch me for the next I think I get about four

and a half minutes left. Yeah, it's a very creative show. And speaking of creativity, if you're homeless and you're creative, I'm giving you money. Like for example, the other day, just walking down the street, this homeless guy had a sign that said, my family was killed by ninjas. Need money for Karate lessons. So I gave him two bucks. Yeah, I gave him two bucks. It's he was okay with it, though I asked them too. I said, you know what happened? What happened?

He goes, I wanted to go to Harvard, And I said, well, what prevented you from going to Harvard? He said, three hundred thousand bucks. It's a funny homeless guy, funnier than me. I should be homeless. Wow, man, I guess she's not homeless. That's right. BS three Changing the way you watch TV. You're never gonna be homeless when you're watching BS three on Roku Sports, Entertainment, culture, religion, just great advice on a lot of different things. BS three changing the way

you watch TV. That's right. My girlfriend, she's done a round. I gotta tell you. We had a great, humantic evening. Sex was great. I fell asleep next day. You know, I get this tap on the shoulder. She goes, honey, honey, I got you know, here we go again with one of those insane questions that she has to ask me. So I rolled over. I said, one, honey, She goes, if I gained three hundred pounds, we used to have sexual I said, well, that would make you six hundred thoughts. I need

to have a chance to duck. Okay, man, my eye is better though. Fourteen stitches okay, anyway, Hey, speaking of having you in stitches, you gotta watch School World Order on YouTube. Yeah, those scary guys. Man seven years, seven seasons, good stuff from Diablos and Boris. Yeah, I know you've been pulled over by police. Well it's sold hy. But this was a crazy case for me. I didn't know what

the heck was going to happen. I'm driving, following the speed limit, have my seatbell on, and all of a sudden I see this car roared from behind, lightser flashing. I pull over. State police officer pulls over and I look out my you know mirror, you know, and I'm thinking, what the heck did I do? I wasn't speeding, seatbelts on so here I noticed when the police officer gets out of the car, he's kind of like unstable, wobbly, not walking straight. Okay, So he comes

over to the car. I mean really seemed like he was very very high, very very high. Knocks on my window, and you know, he does one at ease deals and he's trying to, you know, go like this to touch his nose. He can't touch his nose. I put my window on. I go, officer, what's what's going on? He goes, do you know why I pulled you over? I go a spurt of got officer. I have no clue why he goes because I can't find my legs. Have you seen my legs? I said, no, officer.

He goes, Okay, do you have any snacks? The only thing I had in my car I had these nellow wafers that my granddaughter eats, So I gave him those and in exchange, he gave me his taser. And I hope that never happened to you, ladies and gentlemen. My man Mikey Gee added again theme songs FCC Free Radio and also on Instagram Mikey Chief. If you need a theme song or guess what, even if you didn't need a theme song, and you want to listen to a very great guitar player,

that's my man, Mike. He'll do you good, just like box Car Cigars and Correll Correll Distillery on Voland, Pennsylvania. Great variety of cigars, great variety of alcoholic beverages. Ladies and gentlemen, you'll love it. Did I tell you about I was doing some stand up and it was really weird because I was staying in a hotel. It wasn't the best hotels. It was. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. Hotel Colin.

Did you stay there once? I don't know if you did. But they were trying to be real safe with what was happening in your shower, so instead of having a suction cup mats, they had ski boots. Go figure, yeah, hey, and I get something insane. That's right, I'm gonna finish this, but let me go over six minutes today. But I'll tell you, what did you ever do this? So I'm in the hotel, I catch wind that there's gonna be a bachelor red party the next day at four o'clock. I thought to myself, Hey, if I get

there at three, I could pretend to be the stripper. So I go down at the party. Girls are getting ready to party. Man, then he started drinking. So I go to the door. The bridesmaid opens it up. She goes coming in and you're the stripper. I go, yeah, I'm the stripper. So next thing, you know, I think all my clothes off. Man, I'm yeah, huh, I'm just throwing myself at everybody. Was thrown all kind of money at me, licking it, putting all my forehead, my chest, all over my body. It was

insane. So I after about twenty thirty minutes I finished. I put all my clothes back on. As I'm walking out the door to bride's may go how a story away about one hundred bucks up for two day. I got there before the role guys dancing. I don't know. I thought I had to tell that it doesn't make any sense. But guess what makes sense? One more time? But Doodle Show on YouTube, PA d U L A p I E on Instagram, My Man Promo shorts, mikey g on Instagram

and on FCC Free Radio and BS three. Changing the way you watch TV on Roku and don't forget Google World Order on YouTube. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching. Please, if you like any of my two hundred and sixty three episodes skits, parodies, pod cooms, podcasts, and He's silly promo jokes, check me out man. Subscribe it's free, like it's free. Comment it's free, and just you know, share some of your

favorite links of all those episodes. Feel free to end if you want to do an episode with me, or if you want me to come and do some promos for you and your time. I'm in give me a call. Hey listen, I'm over seven minutest, but that's okay. I just want to tell you one thing. Wake up in the morning, say hey, thank you. I get another day to spend time with my family, my friends. Hey maybe I have a sup of coffee, a glass of wine.

You go to work, you don't go to work, but make sure all these obstacles you got to go through every day, make sure you laugh. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. Go try

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