Oh hello, ladies and gentlemen. Oh man, this book just fell on my head. I guess I have my shelf to blame. We are consumable nut sense ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Hey, what kind of a person goes to a party and hides in the bathroom a party? Booper? See? I started off here and I'm now I'm down to here. But guess who's never here or here? Is b S three changing way you watch TV? Ben, CJ, Ben and Irene just everybody involved with b S
three changing the way you watch TV. They got to hit. I hit on their hands. Sports entertainment, culture advice, watch it. Get the rogue who sticks. Don't let me come looking for you. Just do what I'm asking you to do. Uh wow, I uh, I don't know how much TV you guys watch. I don't watch that much. But for some reason, I was just flicking, you know, and I saw the first forty eight and I saw this guy. He was being interrogated by two
detectives. And I'm thinking, after I made this calm, and I'm thinking of myself, oh did you wake up stupid? The police officer ask him. He say, where were you between five and seven, and the guy looks at him and he says, kindergarten. That's right, kindergarden. When you get a chance and you say, hey, we don't want to watch you anymore. We're tired of your beard. Who knows what you're gonna say.
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happen. Uh. I was pulled over by the police going to box Car Cigars and the police officers may see your license and go yes officer. He looks, and he goes, you know you're supposed to be wearing glasses. I said, I have contacts. He says, I don't care who you know? Singing baby, I'm on a hot streak. Probably not guess who is on a hot streak. Mikey g out E and d I and I and G, jazz rock, whatever type of music you want. Check Mikey g out on Instagram and on Spotify. And speaking of music, I talk
about her every week. I love her. I want to marry her, but I can't. Okay, I can't tell you why. It's rash thing I got, but anyway, she understands. I put the cream on. It just doesn't work sometimes. Pamela Parker Rocks YouTube Instagram check her out as well if you want some more comedy divorce diaries Michelle. She does a great job. She's traveling right now over the northeast part of the United States, so I just take a look at her Instagram page and she'll tell you where
she's performing. Again. I love promoting very, very talented, talented people. I like myself. Anyway, I think my girl's kind of telling it. She said something very profound the other day. I don't know has anything to do with being talented. She said to me she realized that any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it. She was sending me a message. Who knows, Hey, uh, I told you
about Divorce Diaries. I told you about Pamela Parker Rocks, Mikey g I told you about Bar Scar Cigars, the Road Distillery, I told you about the history change the way you watch TV. And I gotta tell you about Vinnie. Vinnie, Vinnie from South Philly. Vinnie. I told you I got a great script, one hundred percent off. Anytime you want to meet you, come to Pittsburgh. I'll treat you. I'll meet you. I'll give you some of the script. You take a look at it. I
think we could do this. I have a great idea for it. It's titled one hundred percent Off. It's a great comedy. But Vinnie does his own thing too. He does a podcast. He does also, you know, he does comedy, and then he does food. Because I saw the meat loaf. I love the Dalian meat loaf. Okay, anyway, uh so check that out. Vinnie. Come on right here, Vinnie. Now, if you, if you wish, please give me a buzz or contact me some way so we can get together. I'm telling you one hundred percent
off funny comedy. We got something. We got something. I'm offering it to you because I think you and your people are funny. Uh. Speaking of funny, and again, I hate to say some about my girlfriend. I asked my girlfriend just the other day. She for the heck of ever hanging out in the kitchen she's washing. I'm trying, I said, honey, just stole the word or for me, And she says, what the fruit or the color? That's that's what my girlfriend said. All right.
Anyway, So I told you about Bobby Balco, box cars, cigars, and Poland Pennsylvania, duroa this stealer. I told you about all this stuff. I told you about Finny. Now I gotta tell you about one more thing. Uh, my friend. Listen, he wasn't my friend. I didn't even know the guy. My phone broke. That's why I didn't have any episodes or anything for like a week or so. I lost all my
contacts. I went to all these places until I found the cell surgeon my man chat seven two four six five one two two three three in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, home with Joe name it Joe Nameth Okay, Hellabama, New York, Janet's boom Chat. He did an incredible job for me with my phone. I'm so happy I got all my contacts back. He fixed my phone the screen to it. When everybody else wanted this a mon that a moth. They couldn't do this, they couldn't do that. Oh right there,
okay, Benny, Bennie understands. Oh right there, Diane, she understands too. So yeah, if you're in Chippewa Beaver Falls Chat, it's the sound surgeon. Check him out. Hey, one more thing before I go. A lot of you people are dating, and there's a new dating app, and I think it's pretty cool. It's it's a dating app where they can match you up with people who are on the same meds as you are. And it's called relations Scripts, Relationscripts, relations ladies and gentlemen.
Look, I know it's seven minutes. I'm going over seven minutes. I love you. Please. The Padula Show consumable nonsense. If you want to co host beautiful, I need some help. I got to get a lot of my episodes from the episode I think forty ninth, one hundred or so with Wayne, and Andrew and Joel. I want to get a platform and put all those beautiful, funny episodes. Man on on, iHeart something. I think it's great. I just watched the episode one oh one where I'm
bating Siamese twins that are conjoined at the back. I mean, that's funny stuff. Remember we're totally unscripted, Joel and Wayne and I and when Andrew joined us too, and Ron got rest his soul. When we did the podcast, there was no hey, let's rehearse for two days in road. There was here's the idea, camera shoots on. Bamn, We're ready to go. That's the way we did everything. So if you want to join me, fine, you can help me out with this it stuff. Fine.
I got a great song I put together regarding the Star Superstar pitchure from the Pirates Paul Skins. If anybody knows how to do something like that. I know Mikey g did my podcast theme, but Paul Skins. I wrote a good song about him. It would be a hit again. Do I have any kind of talent nosic go tell it. No tech talent. No, I could just do this consumable nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen. I love you, Thank you for watching. I'm sorry. I'm approaching nine minutes.
Share life, call it s up for free. It's free. There's no polititics, no sex, no drugs, nothing, stupid, silly jokes and great promos for some great friends. I love you. Wake up, open your eyes, say thank you very much. I get one more day, one more day to live life, love life, enjoy your family. I bid you guys peace, but make sure make sure you laugh. Don't forget Chad the cell Surgeon