I Feel like I'm all Alone

here we go, and I'm Italian. Let me start off with that Italian joke. How can you tell if an Italian is in the mafia because his favorite meal is broken leg of lamb? Okay, broken leg of lamb. And after you eat that broken leg of lamb, go to box car siggars. How are yourself a cigar kid? Yourself some coffee from the coffee shop out there in Boland, Pennsylvania. If not, go to the rail distilleries or go to

the winery with that broken leg of lamb. Yeah, yeah, you got to join the club so I can beat you with it anyway. This do this Polish joke? How did the Polish mother, teach your's son which way to put his underwear on. Yellow in the front, brown in the back. Yeah. Hey, it was a dark evening. These two Jews went out for a walk and as they're walking along, one notices there were two hoodlums following them. So David says to his friend, he is, we better

get out of here. We're being followed. He goes, yeah, we better get out of here. There are two of them and we are all alone. That's how I feel sometimes when don't know these jokes, I feel like I'm all alone. Okay, please share, like, comment, and some for free. Yeah, the Padula Show. We are consumable nonsense and check out on Instagram promo shorts. I'm in mikey GE's back playing some badass guitar like he always does. Pamela Parker rocks

on Instagram. Check out Michelle with Divorce Diaries. God bless her. She's doing well with Prime on Prime as well. So just good telling the people that I don't mind promoting. Okay, I do not mind it, and I hope you're enjoying it, and I hope you enjoyed these silly jokes. If you want to co host the show, with me. Let's go host the show. You want to do something. I don't know what the heck you want to do, but I'm going to continue with these ethnic jokes. Uh Irish joke.

Betty says to marry, if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you most likely? Most likely? Who would you like to be with? And my uncle Mick replaced Mary? Now, yes, why would you want to be with your uncle Mick? Mary says, because he has a boat? Yes about the Yeah, I love boat. You hear people screaming out there. They want to get in and do the show with me, but I can't. I have to block them off so they don't come into this studio. And you can see my studios really really nice. I

travel over the place to do this show. All right, I do a lot of drive bys. It could be a little Johnny outside at the park. I go inside. I do a show. It could be at the park. I hook up my camera. I do a show. It doesn't matter. Right now you can see my office. It's beautiful. I'm doing a show. Hey how about this? How about some Indian jokes? I like this. This is one of my favorite Indian jokes. Knock, knock, who's there? Gonga? Don't go?

Who open up the door because of gonga? In open up the door because they're going good in What do you call an Indian that's traveled everywhere and knows everything been dere dundrt been de dundat. I don't know. I don't do impersonations. I don't even do comedy. I don't even know. Why not homegoing this stuff? It's going to be twelve years February. Okay, hey, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the show. I hope you enjoyed my I don't know, nice little ethnic jokes, harmless, harmless jokes

and not funny too. Listen. I hope you enjoyed it. I really do. And today was another day you as well as me, got another shot at living. So I hope you made the most and the best out of your day. And also I hope you help someone out too, a friend, family member, whomever, Be a good role model, be a good influence, be a positive, positive force in your life and someone else's life. And never forget to laugh the Padula show. We are consumable nonsense. Thank you for watching