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Hay Grain Beef

Aug 18, 20249 min
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Fadulla Show. We are consumable nonsense. I got some things happening, something's changing. I'm excited and hopefully you'll be excited, and I'll let you know that by the end of the show. But ladies and gentlemen, I just wanted to inform you that toilets were stolen from the police station. Oh man, yeah, I thought that was pretty insane, right, perps had nothing to go on. You know, my girlfriend and I've been, uh,

we've been trying to get along. I'm trying to do a lot of things. And here while she said, hey, I want to go to see this Mexican magician. I said, no problem, honey, we go the magicians on stage. He's saying, hey, I can make myself disappear. So he starts coming. Oh no, thos poof without a trace. Oh man, Hey, my nephew out Nevada Pat. I'll call him PB. He got this great job. He's very excited about it. He's selling doors. He goes door to door selling doors. He loves it.

He says the money's great. And I asked him how I got the job. He said there was a screening process. Hey, there's no screening process when it comes to BS three changing away. You watch TV while getting into the Olympics, getting into football right training camp started, MLB Baseball National League. Here's seven teams buying for that final wild card spot.

So just a lot of things happening with BS three changing the way you watch tvay, And it's not just sports entertainment, spiritual, cultural, b streech in a way you watch TV. Wow, you know again, just to measure my girlfriend, I think she's suffering from dementia, she said to me the other day. Yeah, she said she couldn't remember why she loved me in the first place. So, hey, guess who you'll love in her first place? Yes, Marx Cars, Cigars,

Derel Distilleries, Bobby Palco out of Bowland, Pennsylvania. You will love him in the first place because he has great service, great selections. Check him out. If you're in a quaint little town in Bowland, Pennsylvania, that's my man. Marx Car, Cigars, Darrel Distilleries, and whoa check out my friends School World Order on YouTube. It's crazy, it's strange, but you'll love Diablos and bores, you know. I was talking about my girlfriend, and uh, I don't know. I told you we have

a crazy relationship. But I did go out with her the other day and uh, we're sitting there having a nice meal. She had a couple of classes online, and then she began sharing with me. She goes, you know, I remember when I was born. The doctor was spanking me. She was. I remember that vividly when I was when I was a baby, when I was born. I go, wow, that's that's crazy. She goes, yeah, I remember that. She goes, But I don't understand why he kept calling me a whore.

I said, that's what I stop. Man, I'm sorry. I should stick with jokes like what did the duck say when he bought some chopstick? Put it on my bill? Okay, I just stick to those jokes anyway. Uh check out my man Mike E g out E n D D. You know she out and the I and I and She on Spotify. A great musician. He's also on Instagram along with panel Parker Rocks on Instagram, on YouTube, Great great great music from great people. I told you about

the cell surgeon last week. He fixed myself pH on seven two four six by one two two three three asked for Chad seven two four six by one two two three three. Uh, man, I'll tell you about Vinnie from South Philly because I just love what he's doing and I love the guys, the character. It's just everything about Vinnie from South Philly. I just told you about him. I said I was gonna tell you about him later on.

I don't know anyway. Uh my friend Nevada Bob, I'm still waiting to do some episodes, but I don't know what the heck he's up to. Okay, he's refereeing games, he's teaching classes. I don't know what the hell anyway. He told me the other day that he is so single, so single, that's the term he used. That if he were to change his name, if it were a chiny name and he were to change it, his name would be lonely. That's what he told me. I'm trying to make sense of it all, but I hope I did.

And you know I did tell you about Gwo. I did tell you about Bennie from soun Philly. He's also on YouTube and on Instagram. I told you about box cars, cigars and theire Own distilleries and Boland and of course BS three changing the way you watch TV. The Podoble show. We are consumable nonsense. Ah yeah, I got that all in there. Hey, you know, I don't know. A couple months ago, I was hospitalized. I had a peekaboo a

pikaboo accident. Yeah. I spent some time in ice. You okay, Yeah, maybe I should stick with that inst smacking of the baby my girlfriend. Yeah, stick to those kind of little silly jokes. That's what I do, silly jokes. We do schitzparities podcast podcoms. I'm like so excit because Brook our new creative consultant, producer, musician, We're coming back with that podcast. That's right, you'll see. Uh went to McDonald's. I usually don't eat a McDonald's, but I went to McDonald's the

other day. I had a kid's mill. I loved it. I haven't had a long time, but wow, kid's mill loved it. Mama's angry with me though, because I had the kids mill. I missed the joke. Up. It doesn't matter because for consumable nonsense, if you didn't like the first three or four jokes, I thold, what are you gonna do? Like a like a nice variety, nice variety of chokes. Uh okay, whoa, here's my cue cards. That's why I had to hire Brook because that I don't

have to use these que cards. I went to a costume party the other day dressed up like a screwdriver. Turned some heads. Okay, and gentlemen, appreciate your watching over three hundred episodes Skis Perry's podcast podcons and these silly jokes and great promos for some great people. Sorry about that. So again, it can't emphasize enough. We got Brooke, see what's gonna be happening. She has some great ideas. Like I said, we're gonna try to get that podcast back

with stretch marks. So we'll give an update on what's happening with stretch marks and who's going to be performing its stretch marks. So we're looking forward to that. Hey, like I always mentioned, you you wake up in the morning, you open your eyes and it's like, well, what the heck was that? It's like, thank you, I get another day. You do get another day, another day to live your life, love your life and always always make sure you laugh. I bid your peace. Okay, let go spank my girlfriend.

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