Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show. I hope you're doing well. I know I'm doing well because I found out that, uh wow, my girlfriend and I are going to have our first baby. It's funny, you know, she was a feeling very well. She started like throwing off every morning and putting on weight. But then it occurred to me, she's got a drinking problem. Gosh, luckily not hey, but then in the middle of the night she would have these cravings for other men.
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that in there. Ah, you know what you see the banking problem today, Well, it's crazy. So I went to my bank had opened up a new now and then a count so I don't even think that was a joke, but it might think. I don't know. You think about that now and then account Okay, just like uh like the airplane that I flew over to Jersey, Yeah, Jersey. What was it called? You bet your life airlines? Okay, Pete boha judge? Can I say pete bodha judge? Or I get in trouble? Well, people unsubscribe me, just
like Dan, he's in Church of Transportation. Yeah, you bet your life airlines. It was the only airplane that had a kickstand. Anyway, I had to go for another physical. I went to the doctor. I always go to the doctor, you know. I did the thing, you know, took off all my clothes. He turned me, he turned me around and turned me around again, checking me on, and then he said, you know, turn your head and cough. Remember that back in the day. So I did all those things. And then he asked me what kind
of wine I liked. So I didn't know what the heck that was about. And then he also asked me, if I'm going to go up to the mountains, why can't I quit you? Yeah? So I thought that was wow. I thought about it, you know, I thought about it for a long I said jeez, old man, there's something real crazy about my dentist. Anyway, I parked my car and I noticed there was a homeless man approached me. I kind of figured it wasn't for directions. So I don't like to give, you know, money, you know, because
who knows what they're gonna do with the money. But I try to make them really earn money if I have to, So I like the Busters Chops. So I ended up pull out this trivia book. And you know, it's amazing how many homeless people don't know anything about French literature. I've been wow, what is it. I've ben't forget anythings lately. I went to the airport and I forgot my luggage and I told you about that. You
bet your life airlines. So I ended up carrying all my clothes. You know, it's just right here on Polla, clothes in my arms, you know, running down the airport runaway's crazy. And I lost socks, underwear whatever. You know, It's just like I lost that joke. Hey, you know, what are you gonna do? Listen? I tell ten if you like three or four you laugh to shake your head, who guys, you know, you know, I said I've been forgetful lately because I forgot
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