What you got there? What you got there? That exclusive backstage from ecstasy and modern cross-checked in Padded Room or radio is back on the air, baby. My name is Darien and I am back with another week full of horror goodness coming right to your faces. It is just me tonight, my friends. I apologize for that. I'm going to tell you right now this was a self-inflicted wound. I went ahead and told buddy and Chuck to stay home tonight.
And the reason why is because there is a nasty thing going around. I don't know what it is but we're passing it around here in the Brock House. It started off with Daphne, my daughter brought something home from school, I think Wednesday. And dude, it hits like a ton of bricks. You start off with a lovely vomit session. That's how you start off this thing. And then from there it progresses into some gnarly stomach cramps, followed up with a spattering of diarrhea.
Now I don't want to put that on buddy and Chuck. Well maybe Chuck. But not buddy. So I don't want to stay home dude, it's nasty. You don't want it if you can avoid it then don't get it because I don't know. I have not had it yet. Daphne brought it home Wednesday, loaded up on it Thursday, had to miss football practice Friday. Deacon picks it up Saturday morning and he is running right through. He had to miss his football game on Sunday.
All night long Saturday night pooping, throwing up all the things as they say. You know what I mean? And I don't know how many pairs of underwear we went through bro but it was some laundry. Late night laundry as they call it, happened here. And now my wife had it last night. I think she only threw up once though. But she said it hurt and she felt really gassy and bloated which also sucks.
I have dodged this little bullet so far. So far. I have not had the creeping crudds or the vomits or the pukes or the dirty squirties or anything like that. I am hoping it just sidesteps me somehow. I am usually not that lucky. But maybe this time I will do like a matrix move on the germs. And they will all go whizz and past me as my perfect hair flies back in slow motion and my sunglasses glimmer in the overcast sunlight. Look at me. I am fantasizing again. Stupid.
Alright man, well, we're all good now. Right now we're good. My wife is good. Kids are fine. They both went to school today. I never got it. So nothing for me to worry about. But now that I said that, I'm sure I'm gonna wake up at 2 in the morning tomorrow and just take a fucking dump all over my bed or some shit. That's how my life goes man. I think about how lucky I am and then the fucking legs get kicked out from underneath me.
Alright, enough about me getting, uh, feeling sorry for myself here. We got a regular show to do. I'm not, I'm not gonna skip just because those two knuckleheads didn't show up. I got horror news. I got listener mail. I got all the things. All of the things. I got it all man. Let's kick things off with some horror news motherfuckers. Horror news. Yeah buddy. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Did you know that terrifying three is hitting a digital on Thanksgiving day?
Alright, you go, you go watch it at home Thanksgiving day. You don't want to watch the Lions play. Go ahead, pop in. Go ahead. You probably had to pay 26 bucks to rent it. But you go ahead and watch terrifying three in the comforts of your own home. If you choose to do so or if you want to wait and own a physical copy of the sun, bitch, you got to wait till Christmas.
Christmas Day is when the physical release hits. So, you know, I guess you can't give it away as a Christmas present because it's gonna be a late one. And who wants to go to Walmart on Christmas day anyway? Go on like December 28th after after after all the horse shit is done. You know what I'm saying? Everybody brought back all the presents they didn't want and got gift cards for them instead.
Wait till all of that is done and then go pick yourself up a copy of terrifying three. That's that's a little slice of advice from the demon. I'm I'm I think I'm just gonna wait for the physical copy myself. I missed it. I missed it in the theaters dudes. That's that's on me. I don't know what to tell you. I've heard nothing but good things about it. Big fan of terrifying. Terrifier to pretty good also. Lauren Laverne. Laura Laverna. Smoke and hot. You know that.
I'm I'm just gonna wait dude I should have went and saw it in the theater. I was scared. I'll be honest with you I was scared. I wasn't scared of Arthur clown or any other stuff. I didn't want to have to find out it's gonna be another three hour extravaganza like terrifying to. And then I'm gonna have to sit in the theater for three hours and I didn't want to do that. So that that's the back story of me and terrifying to.
And what the hell my problem is. What else we got here in okay. All right now take this with a grain of salt. I don't know I'm not all that excited for it to be honest with you but images are up. For there are images is what I'm telling you for a pop-eye horror movie. I saw the images they look very silly. It's live action. It's not an animated deal. No plot details. The only thing I can tell you is that it's going to release early 2025.
I don't know I don't see a pop-eye horror movie getting a theatrical release. Or at least not in any way well maybe in a few smaller markets perhaps or grind house theaters but. Does anybody really want to see a pop-eye horror movie. Is there a pop-eye superfan in the house that I can speak to for a moment and find out what I need to. I don't know I don't I'm asking you you tell me what do I need to know about a pop-eye horror movie I say nothing I'm probably.
It'll probably pop up on a on a red box you know or a some nut sack rocou channel down the line. I check it out you know I'll watch a couple minutes so if it captures my interest. I'll tell you what has captured my interest predator badlands dudes. Yeah you ready for this I got news for you. The protagonist of the film is going to be the predator. What do you think about that that means we're not worried about a Native American coming of age.
Twini situation we're not worried about a team of commandos or a undercover cop we're we're going to stay with a predator. And that's where we're going to be that's our movie right there what's his deal where to you up to. What is he was he hunting something was he hunting why is he hunting it buttersauce where did that come from I don't know. I just I think I just turned into Gary bucey there for a minute.
I'm excited for man we've not seen that kind of a predator movie it's always been you know the prey is who we hang out with so I'm excited to see what we're doing with that. I'm a heavy air bar dem will star in a Cape Fear TV series produced by Martin Scorsese. Well I'm not I'm I'm mildly intrigued by it I think if you need a sicko I assume he's playing the villain right he has to. I have a bar dem you've seen no country for old men he was a right not sack in that one.
He he something not right with him in mother I've technically if you've seen it you know the whole story he's supposed to be god. But he was a bit of an a hole so he was not very nice to Jennifer Lawrence so there's that also. I would whatever I'll check out an episode or two I'm not too big into the you know the crime thrillers but that's just me. Here's something I am a little more interested you remember a show.
I'm going to say mid mid mid to late 2000s called the Jersey Shore we all learn to hate Italians after watching the Jersey Shore to read it with not. Yeah well maybe not Italians in general but early 20s Italian dick faces living in New Jersey and douche bags they were douche bags one of the douche bags in particular who was a particularly attractive young lady named Jenny J. Wow.
She has directed a horror film called Devon and this is probably a publicity stunt or some kind of marketing campaign but they're saying that actual ghosts have shown up in the footage of Devon they shot at Pennhurst asylum. Which is reported repeatedly one of the most haunted places to be in the United States it's an abandoned mental institution and apparently.
You know certain scenes in the film if you look in the right place at the right time you can see a ghost now is this make me want to see Devon directed by Jenny J. Wow. Not really not really what I would do is go on YouTube track down the questionable scenes and look there cuz I don't have high hopes for a more horror film directed by Jenny J. Wow. I could be wrong she might she might surprise the shit she might wow us right she might J. Wow.
And then we'll be she'll be the next west Craven I don't see it happening I'm be honest with you I do not see that happening but I'll definitely check out the possible ghost footage and if you know if I if it grabs me and I feel like there's an actual story there that I'm interested in. I watched a whole fucking movie okay don't get mad at me cuz I'm not all hyped up about J. Wow's horror movie. I would like to see her naked I don't want to really see her her movie though that's just me.
Alright that's all I got on the horror news dudes are you guys ready for some listener mail. I got emails I got voice mails I got all kinds of shit happened in here fellas let's kick things off and Sydney Australia here comes our main main team the dummy of horror you know you love them don't like you know subject line speak to me in Russian Darian over a good team I speak to you in Russian and make your little penis very stiff and rigid make like a like a bad.
I don't know where I'm going with that but it's not it's not anywhere good.
Hey guys what's happening hope you're all wonderful this week and maybe the whole crew is in this week if not do you do a good job thank you very much to him speaking about doing a good job Darian your Russian accent last week was hilarious I left every time you spoke like that maybe use that in the bedroom no. It might work who knows I miss his Brock does not appreciate it when I try to get cute in the bedroom so funny voices are out masks are out there's a lot of different things that I'm not.
All right we don't need we don't need to get into to all that also on the topic of Russians why is every Russian name Dmitry it seems every movie I watch with a Russian has a Dmitry in it I think that's a very common name in Russia. Usually there's a Dmitry a Yuri an Olog there's like a sometimes a Vladislav you know I that's that's their Tom Dick and Hank I guess over there Tim's in Australia I think you guys have a lot of Brody's a lot of Bodies and Brody's I think I don't know.
Yeah thank you for joining me for another racist minute here in the padded room anyway Tera don't time man this is hard I want to pick both for different reasons but for some weird reason I feel the maniac cop could actually pull this off sure Jason is unstoppable and his survived pretty much every weapon available but as Jason been beaten with a chin I think one head but with Matthew Cordell's chin and it's over put me down for the maniac cop.
He's got a good point about the chin we are talking about the chin of the great Robert Zedar he looks like a catchers mit with eyes his face does I don't know if you've seen him. Yeah he's been in he was the maniac cop he had a small part in Tango and cash he's in a really bad movie called the sole eater or the sole Reaper or something like that.
What else was he in a lot of like he was played a lot of like 80 scumbags he was like the the hired muscle a lot and what you didn't know about Robert Zedar is that he could play just about every single musical instrument not a lot of people knew that he was actually like a like a genius but because of that face he did have some acting ability too he got type cast it is like a he's just a huge guy with a face.
That looks like he is constantly having an allergy attack I can't even explain it man he just that chin it's not just his chin it wraps around to his neck it's like his whole lower face is just. Balloon like somebody put a balloon in there and blew it up about a third of the way and then said fuck it you're good bro I don't know I don't know maybe that's a birthday factor I wonder what his parents look like.
I hope you didn't get that chin from his mom because that's not an attractive lady if that's the case all right I'm sorry Tim let's get back to Tim here. Bup bup bup maniacopfully pull his off Matthew Cordell for the win put me down for the maniacopterian I have no idea who you are and I forgot to watch a partmen seven a but from the words of my co host mushroom it's decent that's it for me this week much love to you all team right on Tim.
Yeah dude right on we'll get to apartment seven a here in a few minutes that is all I have on the emails I do have a voice mailer to let's kick things off with our main man in Alabama here comes Alan. Oh shit. What's up buddy back. Yeah. Too bad he's been told me many at home. Yeah buddy. Gary and I have no idea who you are. It's a tough. I'm not quite on something like that. You're the right neighbor. No idea. Okay. Anyway I finally watched I know what you did last summer. I did not sing it.
Okay. Well yeah. I said I'm gonna watch it. I liked it. It's pretty good. Yeah. I'm gonna watch part two later this week. That's a I don't know if I like it as much as scream. Okay. Like I said I like it but it almost felt like I don't know. I found movie or made for TV. Okay. Maybe I'm just jaded now. Oh exactly. That's all I've got. I'll talk to you later. Fine. All right on Alan. Thanks for calling in. I know what you did last summer. A lot of people don't like it and I understand why.
I think I liked that one a little bit more than I like scream. I love scream the first one. After that it gets a few to eight. If you think that scream took a shit after the original. I'm gonna tell you right now do not waste your time with any of the other. I know what you did last summer movies. Jack Black shows up in one. I think Brandy. The fucking hip hop star. Bob's in and out of the franchise dude. It's no good. It is stop Alan. Stop it. Stop right now.
Remember that scene in Halloween 3 at the very end? Stop it. Stop it. Turn it off. I'm telling you right now dude. That's as far as you need to go. Watch the first one. It doesn't get any better than that. The rest are not even close to seriously. I will say that I think I liked it more than scream. And the reason why is because of the atmosphere. I think well I can tell you right now I love Jennifer. I love you way more than Nev Campbell. We're talking early 20s for me. Late 90s.
So you know yeah there's that she does a lot of running around in wet tops. And that is very exciting to a 20 year old Darryn. Plus you had a better I feel like you had a better cast. Well you got Freddie Prince Jr. Ryan Felipe. Right right I think so yeah. Who's that chick Sarah Michelle Geller you know. You got some better performances not I'm not taking anything away from scream. I'm just saying that the atmosphere the there I kind of feel like there were some better kills.
I'm more afraid of a weirdo fisherman with a hook. Then I am that stupid ghost face mask. I'm sorry that's just me. All right Alan called back he has more to add. Let's see what he says here. Oh yeah. I read this to pull it. Oh did you. Yeah it ends a lot differently. They leave the store and they keep driving. Okay. And for Gitt which city they end up in but basically they end up in the so tail and the mist is still happening. And the main character he's writing.
Basically like you're reading what he wrote. Okay. He's leading it in case there was somebody else finds it. You know when you get the idea that they're just going to continue moving. But I think they drift I think you're in like Philadelphia and you work for something but they're in a it ends I think they're in like a high rise hotel.
Okay. There's something and he's talking about you know the bugs you still hitting the birds or whatever hitting the windows and stuff and they never came out of it. So that's how the mist story or written work ends. Okay. So that's how it ends. Beautiful. Good to know Alan that's actually worse in a way. You know what I mean? I mean the ending of the movie the mist is a kick to the fucking balls.
There's no getting around that you just endured this weird social economic slash borderline religious breakdown inside the microcosm of a supermarket. You managed to get out of there before they sacrifice your child which is something that apparently they thought was a viable option. You make it out of there. I'm not you have we all we've all seen the mist right I assume so so I'm not spoiling anything. And you're thinking yourself okay the mist is taken over the world.
I should just end us because we can't we it's only a matter I'd rather just die with a bullet in my brain then get bit by one of those fucking bugs or something. So I might as well just do a song in so you do you do everybody and then the mist parts and you realize the army is actually kind of regaining control of things. And by the way the one lady who had the balls to walk out into the mist by herself to go find her kids she made it she's a okay you should have followed her.
That while it does suck and that ending is a kick in the balls at least there's like an end game to the mist you know what I'm saying? As opposed to just going okay well it's everywhere now and this is now how we live that that actually sucks worse I think on a grander scale obviously. All right thanks for calling in Allen and for clarifying what the hell's going on with the mist. Let's see here Southern California Tom Hardies in the house. Hey oh. Hey oh.
I'm not a bad old padded room. That's my favorite de-generic list. Yeah it's just me again but everyone is doing well. I'm well. Get in real quick. Sounds like you got the new trio in there with your padded room. Well I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. Yeah what you think of that dude. Vera. Vera. I did. Yeah. Whatever that sounds.
Yeah. Well anybody who likes that kind of sounded to me like this band switch plate symphony. They got some cool things out there pretty good if you're into that. Yeah. But it sounded like me. Okay I'm going to the terror zone there we got the media call versus Jesus. Correct.
one dude disagree with you but i got rationale why okay neither one can come back the maniac caught has more weapon correct other weapons he's got more to toolbox into is that none of those weapons king stop jay well got a shotgun he's got a revolver he's got a nice stick
with a with a lady yeah with a like a sword and that's gonna stop jay he hit them with his car is on fire none of that shit's gonna you will yeah even though fucking Jason is not in his you know home environment not a home game or what have you no good I've put it down for
chase okay Jason got more ways out to the fuck you got it man don't put me down for that yes sir don't know who you are in the educated part it's a tough one as far as what are you looking at I think it's a touch of the peace that quick with the piano reason it's a good one I don't know man I
wish that would have become like more of a more of a theory that I feel me to more more place to go with that yeah it was good enough interesting enough that it's a very I agree I got to catch the spirit Halloween movie I was thinking about it's a kids move a kid yeah we actually excited when we
heard that spirit Halloween was gonna make a movie I didn't know yeah yeah it might be good I didn't know it was just gonna be a big commercial I kind of feel like we were excited I was gonna kill but in retrospect of course it's gonna be you know a state movie yeah corporate fucking thing for the
force is gonna be safe yeah I don't know why we ever got excited that and then I got to catch this split called no falls okay low budget I don't know I'm actually initially I was like kind of fucking silly or whatever all right as a movie progressed I thought it got better and better well that's good yes it has like the shortcoming the budget and you know that's not always a bad thing I've seen movies that I felt have had budgets that were too big you know what I
mean when that happens you get a lot of gratuitous nonsensical explosions you know 15 to 20 minute action fighting sequences you could you could you could tone it down a little bit sometimes but also the adverse of that is having zero budget then you end up with things like gone the maiden direct maiden directed by the padded room oh no not another movie right on he did call back he got GP mother fucking paid man oh yeah anyway I was saying it's got some of that
shortcomings of that I got to say by the end of it I was into it I liked it I think it was a pretty good split hopeful anybody likes anybody watches and says the ship like I can understand that okay I thought I was pretty pretty good sure and then I was flipping around I wanted to catch something I wanted to catch something I hadn't seen before okay and I came across this movie that was fucking it says right there on the Amazon prime you know Oscar nominated really
the movie I've heard of a million times but I never fucking seen okay and all I'm gonna say is the 70s were a weird fucking time that's true that watch ban them of the paradise yeah yeah yeah I don't know if you guys have ever seen this I did yeah I've seen it but I'm telling you right now it's
up never been a truer statement in the history of the padded room the 70s were a weird fucking time man yep yep I don't know what to say about this what I didn't like it it wasn't good Ryan De Palma director of course yeah I don't know what the fuck this movie is oh
moment where you're like ah we're gonna go somewhere yeah and no we do not well yeah it's a weird fucking movie it is I don't care for it I wouldn't recommend it well I don't know what else to fucking say about it it it's fucking weird it is weird the whole thing it went
over my head it is it is weird with the allegory of both like a bouchie in legend yeah well it's phantom of the opera that's what I was gonna say yeah it didn't go my head look just a weird you know that mid 70s kind of weird fucking movie it's weird it's very weird that's all I got if anybody
has seen it fucks curious about your thoughts I've seen it I'm thinking maybe it's a fucking punishment for a padded room you know okay I can do a do a full fucking die for you I'll do it you think I'm scared anyway hope all as well love you like scared of the fandom of the paradise
love you too Tom Hardy oh excuse me oh fandom of the paradise man that is a bananas movie uh I always thought of it as a musical retelling of phantom of the opera but with a very 70s aesthetic in vibe to it it does not make a lick a sense it's it's the it's the same story is
the phantom of the opera you have the you have you have like this um musical mogul mega producer who has created I guess some kind of a audio wonderland situation but it really it just looked like a bunch of warehouses with bands playing in them um and then you've got like the phantom
character who had his sheet music stolen by the by the producer and because he was gonna accuse him of stealing it he the producer thought he killed the phantom character but of course he just turned him into a phantom and the the look of the phantom guy he looks like evil con evil with
like a bird beak I think is the only way to put it he's got like a very um I uh home over Rodic superhero vibe because like he's got he's wearing like the guy liner under the helmet in the bird beak mask um but then of course it is still a musical so we break into musical
numbers periodically throughout the movie which throws you off um I I I've never been a fan of this one for some reason it seems to be like sacred territory in in the horror community I never got it maybe I'm not old enough maybe I'm not smart enough uh maybe it's just because I I have a
hard time with that super colorful super bright 70s aesthetic you know what I mean that'll kill that'll kill a horror movie take a movie like um the original prom night with Jamie Lee Curtis very bright very colorful very disco movie uh you know that that doesn't really lend itself well
to dark and shadowy and creepy especially when you're dealing with like a slasher element or some kind of a supernatural element it can't be all rainbows and disco lights you know what I mean that you got environment is a big environment in atmosphere are big elements in the horror story
telling um toolbox and you have to use those correctly no matter what kind of weird disco horror situation you're trying to like the fandom of the paradise it looked like the whole fucking movie was made in a roller rink same thing with uh good chunks of prom night it's hard to get scared when
you're in a fucking roller rink dude all right enough about that um yeah I can't I can't defend it there Tom Hardy I never understood why you know there's there's people I guarantee you there's somebody out there right now rocking a phantom of the paradise t-shirt blazing the soundtrack in his
Camaro or whatever he is uh I don't get it I never understood it I feel the same way about monster squad though you know what I mean everybody loves monster squad it I I don't get it I don't I don't understand it I don't like it I don't want it on my TV I don't want to talk about it I don't
want to think about it I don't want to smell it I don't want it get away from me you come in here with a blue ray of monster squad I'm gonna slap it right out of your hands and I'm gonna bid you a good day sir all right now that I'm all fired up how about we get ourselves into another
bat shit crazy movie here comes a Dracula versus Frankenstein oh two or six calling up reply please contact mate Kiran Banner surgeon killed in war action mannaver keelstein doctor of biochemistry killed in automobile accident both persons have
required characteristics and have been incarnated by our end boys they will contact you remember success of mission depends on exploiting to the full the superstitions prevalent among the earth creatures the first objective is blower staff Tehran and no Yes, sir This is not the movie that I had
Thought that it was or that apparently there's two different Dracula versus Frankenstein's Both one of them was made in 1970 the other one was made in 1971 The one that I was hoping to watch as I recall takes place in Las Vegas That's really all I remember about it and it's I believe it has the last known Theatrical appearance of forest J. Ackerman in it he just shows up as like a weird guy for like three seconds I was right before he died which sucks, but
The one that I got the only one I could find anywhere on any of my Roku channels was Also Dracula versus Frankenstein, but is sometimes referred to as assignment terror It's from 1970 Got 4.1 stars on IMDB which is actually more than the one that I was looking for the one that I was looking for only got 3.7 stars This one's directed by Tulio Dama Celia And it's written by Paul Nashy Yeah, it's one of those movies and Paul Nashy is in the movie also
This BD little eyes and his chubby face What's up dude speaking of movies that I'm supposed to like but I don't understand What's with all the love for Paul Nashy other than being a John Belushi look alike and having just some batshit crazy Action sequences that are look like he's on crack what he's been in like for 45 different horror movies They're all pretty cheesy most of them are dubbed in English. You can find them. There's like a Paul Nashy collection
I don't know is it am I missing something? I don't I've yet the only one I could mildly tolerate was horror rises from the grave The rest were all pretty much crap unless I is there they're like a Like a hidden gem in there that I need to check out. Let me know I need to know because I do not understand the love for Paul Nashy So not even his real name his real name is like Salvador
Benji Ali or some I don't know these these Spanish dudes so you know there you go. I think might be Italian. All right anyway It's all stars Michael Renny Carendor and Greg Hill this movie is not rated I spotted this one while I was trying to find the other one. I found it this one you can watch actually on YouTube good news It's only a little over an hour long. So you got that going for you Bad news it's made on some really shitty film stock and it's from that 1970s era where I don't know
Film lighting and really come very far. So it's dark as shit to watch Problem I had watching this movie is very because it's so dark I had a very difficult time distinguishing some of the characters from other ones. They all kind of look the same and
Yeah, it's it's pretty rough. So there's that So as I don't know if you caught any of the trailer that I played for you there but the This movie starts off with an alien invasion sort of but more like a infiltration than a full-scale invasion What we've got is a alien Scientist who's coming down as part of a reconnaissance party and what he's wanting to do is
He well first off he looks like just like a human guy which is good. He's wanting to Set the groundwork for the full-scale invasion and he's gonna do that by Basically resurrecting some of he wants to create a lot of fear and panic in humanity And he's gonna do that by resurrecting some of our Like nightmare creatures slash urban legends things that we are
Historically afraid of okay, all right. Okay. That makes sense What doesn't make sense is his first objective which is a shitty parking lot carnival why I Don't know I don't know and it's never explained either But that's that's where his his first objective is is to
Make planet fall there in the shitty parking lot carnival The good news for him though is that he's got an advanced party that has taken over the bodies of two Earth scientists that have recently passed away One once one dude and one chick one hot chick scientist and they've re
Pazab resurrected these two scientists and taken over their bodies. So I guess we're gonna have to just write off on Them also claiming all of the knowledge that the scientists had too So these aliens that that took over their bodies are now well-versed in
scientific theory and method and how to use various equipments and chemicals and Laboratories and things of that nature and how to read and write English and And you know communicate with earthlings and pass themselves off as earthlings, which is great stuff So our our team leader touches down and he makes contact with the two Alien the two other aliens Parading around as these dead scientists and they they move on their primary objective the parking lot carnival
Don't know why but they get in there and they're walking around and they come across a hot chick hot blonde number and One of the scientists is like a beautiful woman can move mountains and influence very powerful men We should take her and make her one of our own Okay, so they do just that
They grab this blonde and they kill her Father I guess or possibly husband there was an old guy that she was hanging around with it was like one of the Carnie workers they kill that dude and In doing so they get some alien schmutz on them so that sucks
But they they capture the hot blonde and they take her back to the spacecraft and they've got like a Like a fucking I guess it's like a mind control torture Chair is what it is that's what that's I believe that's exactly what it is they strapper to that and the main the team leader is like
The longer she spends in this chair the less there will be of her and the more that she will become our slave Which leads me to believe that the chair was actually one of those Sibian things that you see on the internet You know if you you could Google that and check sit on that and they So they
They go bananas and eventually they don't come off it They just want to spend all day on that on that thing and then they forget to go to work and they can't walk anymore All right enough about but that's but so the longer she sits in this chair
The more of a mindless slub she becomes but they're gonna because she's so hot I think the plan was they're gonna use her to influence world leaders and And you know then they can fucking take over countries That's great But now what they have to do is they have to Resurrect these monsters to create fear and panic in humanity So naturally the first place they go The local library Yeah, because that's where that's where the monsters are is the local library
And now while all that's going on we're gonna cut back to the crime scene there at the parking lot carnival The local police detective has been notified of the murder of the the hot blondes father slash husband He goes there. He gets the corpse. He does they do an autopsy They find the alien schmutz on him and like what the shit is this and they're like, I don't know It's got like weird foreign proteins in it But he was killed with you know
He was stabbed with it like a table leg or something. So there's that he's like oh shit. Okay, well Fucking we got to figure out what this alien stuff is. Okay, great. Now we're gonna cut back to our aliens They have they made their way to the library and they checked out a book on It's supposed I think it was supposed to be like some kind of an ancient tomb or something But it's it's called the anthology of monsters and
They rip a couple pages out and then they take it back to their their spaceship. Okay cool They start going through the pages that they just vandalized out of the local library and Basically what they have is stories of the original universal monsters. You got Dracula. We're gonna have to dig him up There's a wolf man in there. I'm gonna have to find out what his deal is. There's a mummy Frankenstein's monster and
That's pretty much it. Those are the only pages. They didn't they didn't they forgot to get the page with the creature from the black lagoon and the invisible man and the fan of the opera
So those are the only four they could come up with but that's okay. That's I guess that's the only four they need so we're not really gonna We're not really gonna get too deep into what the fuck is going on here All I can tell you is at one point as they're having this discussion they look over in Dracula's coffin is already on the spaceship
Oh, yeah Dracula got him got him got he's right here. I got him right here and there he is there's a vampire in that coffin So we're just gonna sign off on that and but they did they do want the mummy and They're gonna have to go get him because he's not he wasn't delivered to them the way Dracula was so I I Okay, I don't know where the fuck this movie is supposed to take place all I can tell you is it seems like all of these monsters live within a 10 minute radius of the original
Parking lot carnival because like literally the aliens come out of their spacecraft walk around the corner up the street boom They have found the cave entrance to the mummies tomb and they get down there and start creeping around Well, that's happening
The the detective is still trying to figure out what the alien schmutz is and we get a lot of back and forth between him and a Crime lab technician Who's kind of a starkey prick, but you know, I guess that's how crime lab technicians are That's pretty creepy The aliens get down into the Tomb of the mummy they find a bunch of skeletons there is to like what the hell They get to moving around and then eventually they come to like a tomb entrance they get it they find
The mummy's actual like coffin pop it open. They're like, yeah, it's a dead mummy right there put some Inject it with some alien juice, I guess some kind of schmutz thing pops right up and starts walking it walks right back to the spaceship for him Okay, all right Dude, I do not have a lot to talk about with this movie There's not a lot of exposition things just seem to happen in a very convenient way So we're just gonna have to roll with that, too
Okay, that's all I can tell you. We're just gonna have to roll with it From there the detective doesn't really know what's going on But he's going back and forth trying to figure out the the source of the alien schmutz
He goes and talks to the people at the carnival. They're like, yeah, we saw there was a One really good looking guy and he had a really hot chick with him and they were asking a bunch of questions and then this older guy showed up and They followed the hot chick into the tent there and then
Nobody saw any of them leave, but no there's the the chicks dead husband slash father was there so that's that okay All right, sure From there the aliens get the they just follow the mummy back to the fucking spaceship and then they're going through the pages again And they they come across the the tomb of fucking what the hell was his name Anthology and monsters it was the tomb of Walter Hoff Voldemort the werewolf and this is where Paul Nashy puts his pudgy little face into the movie
They find him and they dig him up they bring his body back. He's been dead for a couple 10 20 years by the way They bring his body back to the spaceship and this is where we find out that in order to bring a werewolf back to life If he's dead all you got to do is pull the silver bullet out of his heart and then boom He's right back where he started so that's what they do they pull the silver bullet out as he's like coming to they quick run him down to the
Basement of the spaceship is you know, that's what most spaceships have and they chain him up to a wall So he can't hurt nobody Excellent pull that out the hot blonde at this point is basically just a Grunt She just like carries things from one room to the next in the spaceship and occasionally hands them Like electrodes or whatever they need while they're experimenting on people Okay, very cool Now Dracula has not been seen since we we
Side-eyed his coffin in the first 12 minutes of the movie. That's fine. That's fine But we now have the wolf man the mummy who just kind of walks around lazily And we have Dracula, although we're choosing not to use him just yet That's cool at this point that the
Female scientist who has read the full page description of Valdomar the werewolf gets like she okay There's like a whole sideline story to this Which is very stupid well Whatever basically as these aliens have inhabited the bodies of humans The longer they spend in these bodies the more human they become so they start experiencing emotions Which I feel like could have been a whole very deep and
tragic story arc. It's not it's not it's like it's like a it's like a five and a half minute conversation But what we're supposed to assume via this conversation and the events that are about to happen is that the female Alien scientist is now experiencing some kind of
Attraction or infatuation with that fucking hunky beef a stud muffin Paul Nashy who's chained up in the basement so she goes down there and lets him loose and he takes off running out of the spaceship He doesn't know that he's been dead for a couple 20 years So he runs right back to his girlfriend's house, which is you know, she's moved on obviously That now at his girlfriend's house a young lady who actually lives there now is walking back from a date with her boyfriend
And Paul Nashy the where wolf jumps out and scares the piss out of both of them doesn't hurt anybody though The girl goes running inside and the boyfriend takes off running down the street and the girlfriend calls the cops immediately as she should
At this point Paul Nashy or excuse me a Valdemar is kind of confused and lost So the aliens track him down and bring him back to the spaceship and they inject him with some of the schmutz to keep him I guess keep him in line and keep him from Wulthing out again so And they have to put the the the Sibian thing on the female scientist as a punishment
So I it looked to me like she was starting to enjoy it. Tell you the truth. That's fine. No That sucks, but now because The young lady they got scared by the by Valdemar called the cops are detective goes to that scene Okay, he's like hey what happened and she's like dude fucking werewolf jumped out of the bushes
My pussy boyfriend ran down the street as fast as he could I ran inside. I'm never calling that guy again So the cop the detective is like oh you're single and this is where we find out that these two were at one point high school Sweethearts and I feel like we're supposed to be getting some kind of love story here And we may have In a better Like I think I think a lot of this movie is lost in translation I don't know what the fuck language it was in originally, but I'm watching a
English dubbed version and it's all over the fucking place Dude I can't I'm pretty much hanging by a thread here trying to explain this to you guys all right, so anyway That happens now these two are beginning a burgeoning romance
Lighting each other's cigarettes going on walks not doing a lot of detective work not looking for anywhere wolves But we're just gonna roll with that okay in the meantime back in the spaceship of horrors Frankenstein is now in the house somehow we rounded up Frankenstein's monster How where we don't know there's a quick mention of a castle in Bavaria We got him from a castle in Bavaria. How did we get him to the parking lot carnival?
That's a good question. We're not gonna get an answer don't get your hopes up this Frank This particular Frankenstein I Can tell that they really Wanted to make him look like the Frankenstein like he's got that dumb box head thing that Frankenstein's usually have
He has sideburns because it's 1970 now. It's not 1930. So he's got to have the big stupid disco sideburns He still has the bolts coming out of his neck, but whatever the forehead Application was that they put on this this actor in the makeup process is like it slides down As he moves which kind of it gives him like a closed like he's walking around with his eyes closed You can't see his eyes over this big hanging overbrow thing
Which is clearly just a bad special of special effect gone bad. I think I think I could be wrong Anyway, they hit him with the alien schmutz give him an injection turn him on because there this particular Frankenstein has like an on and off switch And he just starts lumbering around Spaceship he decides to go downstairs and kick the shit out of Valdemar the werewolf Valdemar can't really defend himself because he's chained up and this is when the the hot blonde who has been slowly turned into a
Orgasm zombie kind of gets a little weepy-eyed because she's seeing this and she's like oh poor Valdemar. Oh, you know That really sucks Yeah, it does for Valdemar, but now the the team leader is like hey look at this and he pushes a button on his weird light console and
Frankenstein just turns around walks right back up to the Area that he came from and lays down back on his Fucking gurney restraint thing and Kind of like Robocop right when Robocop would go sit in the chair and recharge That's what this this particular Frankenstein is doing so Excellent well done there Frankenstein. Okay This now everything's falling apart for this bananas batch it alien Reconocense infiltration operation because now now finally we are I don't know probably a good
35 minutes into the movie and Dracula has finally decided to get out of his coffin. All right He pops out and he basically sexually assaults the female scientist He creeps into her room. She wakes up as he's staring down at that. This is not This is not the Dracula that we know and love my friends. This guy is a dude in a suit with He's got the vampire teeth And he just kind of I guess he looks a little pale, but he
He's just I would not know he was Dracula. He looks like a car salesman basically with with vampire teeth Anyway, he creeps into the female scientist room and starts like grooping or any puts the The transfix on her with the creepy eyeballs and she just like gets paralyzed and he starts feeling her boobs and stuff And then the other scientist comes in and he's like hey Dracula what the fuck and the Dracula takes off running Okay, I guess Dracula is scared of
Fucking alien scientist or something but because These two scientists not the team leader, but the two dead scientists that are repossessed by the aliens because they've been in a human bodies for so long Basically scientist guy gets a boner while he after he saves a scientist girl
So they're like you know After the whole thing they like start making out and things get a little a little sexy from there While that's happening our detective goes and talks to the mayor of this town who also happens to be the father of The chick that got scared off by the werewolf that the detective is now banging by the way there is that and he's like Hey mayor mayor mayor
Dude we got some weird shit going on. I got a dead guy with some alien schmutz on him I got your daughter swears up and down she saw a fucking werewolf the other night The the weirdo carnival parking lot carnival they picked up and left What the hell's going on here and the mayor's like oh, I know just the thing so the detective and the mayor go to the library and They check out the anthology of monsters and they noticed that the pages are missing right the certain pages are missing
So they quickly deduce which monsters there are gonna be on the loose the mummy page is gone the Dracula page is gone The werewolf page is gone and shocking. I know and the Frankenstein page is gone. So we got a big fucking problem here now back to the spaceship excuse me All right back to the spaceship what we didn't mention about this Spaceship is that there are security cameras all over the place and And I mean why wouldn't there be right this spaceship, but the team leader guy is
Kind of being a creeper with the two scientists. He's basically watching them fuck and that's kind of creepy But more to the point he's pissed off because they're like expressing human lust So he's like oh hell no dude. He goes marching down there at cock blocks and he's like bros
Well, you can't be doing this. You're not human to aliens and we're here to destroy this place and the guy Scientists is like whoa, whoa, just let's just hang out here for a second by the way This lusty sexy time is actually pretty cool and then the team leader guy pulls out like his
I don't know like a magic wand or some kind of a like a taser stick situation and he goes But do and zaps the mate the man scientist into like a weird pixie dust situation that pisses off the female scientist who was mid-banging when this happened She's oh fuck and then the team leaders like put your fucking clothes on and get your ass back to work
And she's like I don't have to take this from you. You piece of shit and This creates like a whole upheaval on the spaceship which Basically is the beginning of the end Uh hot chick scientist alien is like oh really fuck me. No Fuck you and fuck you for zapping my boyfriend here in the midst of sexy time Runs upstairs and lets the mummy out the mummy just starts blazily walking around the spaceship Pretty soon Dracula pops up and starts a fight with the mummy. Who would have thought?
I mean really who would have even thought for a second That all these monsters would not like each other and just get along and take orders normally I mean I wouldn't have had any kind of a clue
Especially since none of them talk. I mean really they can't argue Mummy and Dracula get into a big fight a lot of pushing and shoving and knocking things over Um make a long story short the mummy actually kills Dracula, but in doing so knocks over some laboratory equipment and sets himself on fire and Doing that like short circuits The fucking Frankenstein's restraint table so he gets up and starts
Pattering around about this time somebody somehow somewhere knows Realizes that some shit is fucked up over in this particular part of town So here comes the cops and the mayor and they'll come crashing through the gates
Apparently this spaceship was in a gated community. So there's that very exciting. They're upscaled Spaceship they go crashing through the gates and a bunch of officers go running in but at this point like all hell is breaking loose The hot blonde who had gone catatonic from the orgasm machine runs downstairs and kicks the Basically opens up all the restraints on Valdemar the werewolf. He goes running off
She goes chasing them because she like I guess vaguely remembers something about Valdemar. I have no idea why That's that's all going crazy and at this point the the cops run in they Somehow like in this grand invasion the mayor's daughter showed up also and got taken hostage by the team leader alien But the detective is there and he's gonna he's like saves her and I can't really tell you how the I know that the hot chick that was brainwashed from the orgasm machine
Does man she does kill the werewolf By shooting him in the chest, but the werewolf asked her to and there's this whole Not sedansical thing about the only way the only person that can kill a werewolf is a woman who would die for the werewolf
Well if that's the case, why would she kill him that doesn't make any sense? He basically Paul Nash He begs her to kill him because he sick of being a werewolf and he don't want to be locked up anymore So she shoots him in the heart with a silver bullet and then About that time like the fine like the final explosion is when Frankenstein kind of meanders into some like a Tesla coil looking fucking thing and the the team leader is on the radio with like the the mother ship and he's like
Oh, oh these humans know we better not fuck with these guys and then like the whole shit explodes as the cops and the The detective and the mayor and the daughter are all pulling out going back through the gate and I I have to assume that the The spaceship blows up But like the last shot of the movie is the team leader guy talking to the mother ship going oh, you know
We're not doing it. We're not coming down here. They're too crazy and then kaboom and at the end and that's your movie man Ah Dracula and Frankenstein never actually fought each other in the in the film so I Understand why they changed it to assignment terror um, I Don't I this is this is a tough one dude. This is a tough a tough fucking movie Nothing makes nothing makes sense um
I did you just you just got to go with it. It's it's Paul Nashy Paul Nashy was in some fucking crazy movies This was one of them this may have been the craziest one I've seen so far Usually he's good for some tits though none in this movie or at least not the version I watched you can watch it on YouTube right now if you want Uh, I don't I don't think there's any boobs. I didn't see any there was some boobs that were played with but you
It was above the shirt though. So there's that kind of ruined it for you um It's uh, it's uh, it is definitely a a film That's really it is a movie that I did watch and that is I think the best thing that I can say about it um Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's hard. It's a hard one. I would give this movie a difficulty rating of six if you can make it through the movie and Like tell me what the fuck is going on here. I would love to hear it because it's
It's a thing. All right. Uh, well, if you want to check it out. It's on YouTube um Sure, let if you do let me know what you think because maybe I miss something. It's it's a hard one Uh, I'm gonna take myself a little break here. I'll come back with some other stuff oh Hey in mates if you like what you hear had over to the padded room Facebook group and support us through the patreon link with a small monthly donation
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I'm not gonna be crazy, I'm killing you I'm gonna be a dream come true I'm gonna be a dream come true I'm not gonna be a dream come true Welcome to the teradome First last week's winner single's competition Out of the asylum conference we had Jason Voorhees versus the maniac cop
I should mention before I give you the results that Jason and Harold actually texted me earlier in the week with his vote Of course it was for Jason Voorhees who else would have possibly beat for The police car roared through the empty streets
If it hadn't been for the late hour there would have been more pedestrian casualties Jenna had led the mask killer to the docks at the most opportune time Officer Cordell leapt from the vehicle just as it plowed through the man in the hockey mask Off the dock and into the Hudson River
Jason Voorhees was pinned beneath it 45 feet below the surface of the water With a vote of five to four the maniac cop advances over Jason Voorhees I am sorry Tom Hardy and Jason Harold but the people have spoken I am but a humble messenger my friends Let's take a look at this week's matchup, shall we?
In singles competition we are in the asylum conference round at 10 as usual in mates bear with me I don't I'm not very good at writing things It had been days since anyone had seen Beverly and now Eddie was a no-show also The kids of dairy were getting nervous It was back it had to be
Whilst would teenagers be vanishing into thin air A couple of months previous a group of outcasts had banished the thing during a showdown in the sewers So they thought Rumors circulate the local schools some kind of game that you can play and will kill you if you try
More of a dare than a game though The rules are simple find a mirror say his name five times while staring at your own reflection Turn off the lights and the candy man will appear Nonsense to be sure but then the first body is discovered in her father's apartment bathroom that of Beverly Marsh
Ripped from groin to gullet and covered in bees the candy man had struck Singles competition we have the candy man versus Pennywise the clown This is a tough one dude There's a reason that Pennywise prays on children he needs the fear
He feeds on the fear is candy man going to be afraid of an alien clown thing That's what you have to ask yourself I don't think so I don't think so but on the same note what good is a book is a hook going to do against Pennywise or bees even for that matter I don't know
You know what I'm just going to vote for candy man I just because I like candy man better I'm going to take candy man on this one It's candy man versus Pennywise in mates give me your votes my next week if you can mental health hotline of course
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I got a couple of shows in this week how about a town full of ghosts from 2022 stumbled on this one I think it was an Amazon Prime not very good Low budget is shit you could tell what happened here basically somebody got permission to use an old west set From a different movie and decided to hastily construct this nonsense about a somebody buying a ghost town it's found footage this couple buys an entire ghost town which is clearly not a real ghost town you know what I mean
It's a it's a movie set and you can tell because like the buildings that are like the post office that's not it's like the size of a closet you know what I mean but it's got a post office sign out there It's not a real ghost town dude we see what you're doing there anyway they try to say that the town is haunted so they want to make like a haunted attraction out of it but then their investors all back out because you know that sucks but then
So then they try to make like a web series and it sucks because the guy's brother is the guy that's going to film everything and he's sick and tired of being there I'm not going to ruin it for you it's not very good it's pretty clear what went right and what went wrong with this movie not a lot went right right now but if it's something you want to check out you go right ahead there
Night man from 2023 this one streaming on shutter it's okay this one's all right about a guy does some sleep walking and kills people while he's sleep walking and it's more about his wife who's trying to figure out why he's doing this shit and how to get him to stop and how to keep him out of fucking prison in the meantime takes place in a very cool like Irish state with the castle ruin on it which is pretty cool too man very dreary very drab very you know what I mean not a lot of
personality I guess in this movie it's okay it's not a bad show you get there once you get into the explanation there's a couple of few twists and turns in there make you think about stuff but it's not a bad show it's very slow burn yeah it's it's okay
stitches from 2001 not to be confused with the also Irish horror comedy about the undead clown guy this one is from 2001 it's a what do you call full moon release and it is not good basically it's about a bed and breakfast where people check in and then this old lady who's actually a demon makes their she grants their wishes but in a very twisted kind of way to where it fucks him up it's
kind of like a monkey's paw kind of a thing you find out that basically the B&B is actually like the gateway to purgatory or something like that because it's made in 2001 and with the budget of you know a small automobile you get a lot of really shitty CGI going on here and not a lot of decent acting because you know full moon what do you expect
you can actually watch this one if you choose as a riff track on Amazon Prime it's it's bad enough I mean the riff track I caught a little bit of the riff track it makes it a little more palatable but it's comedic unintentionally comedic enough on its own to where I don't feel like you need it but let's be honest you're not going to watch stitches from 2001 on your own even with or without my recommendation it's not going to be a bad show.
I'm not going to watch my recommendation it's not something you're going to look for but not something you even heard of and to be honest with you I wouldn't watch it either it just kind of rolled from one movie into the next and I was like oh I guess this is on now I'll check it out and then I sat through an hour and a half of stitches from 2001 there you go.
I finally got in alien Romulus from 2024 I got a new tattoo while I was doing it my went down and got some ink done shout out to my man Danny down it uplifted studios uplifted tattoo excuse me he was nice enough to put a movie on while he was tattooing he was kind of listening to it as I was watching it alien Romulus pretty good show feed you Alvarez I tell you what man you know right like right from the get go that you're watching a feed you Alvarez movie.
Now this one is supposed to fit in between the first alien in the second aliens with the colonial Marines and all that fun stuff. It's very cool a lot of little wings and nods to the first movie like what I really enjoyed about it was that yes it is a feed you Alvarez movie but he made sure to keep the tech depicted in the movie still in tune with the very first alien movie.
If that makes sense so like you're looking at like the computers they're using and all that stuff and you know the way in new tiny stuff and it looks very 1981 which while it doesn't make a lot of sense it makes sense as it how it would fit into this timeline. So that's pretty cool man I like I like I like it when they try to stay consistent with things.
It's a pretty good show I would almost call it more of an action movie because some of the escape sequences and them trying to get away from the alien there's a whole back thing about like this oppressive planet where they're being exploited as labor and they're trying to escape.
It's these chucklehead kids but they kind of found a way to you know take the hyper drive I'd like pipe like Frankenstein a ship together to get them off the planet and then they got to find a way to get into cryostasis because it's like a 25 year trip to the next planet they're trying to get to it's a whole last thing man I'm going to butcher it if I try to but I'll tell you it's a good show.
Xenomorphs fucking face huggers and I got a new tattoo too so there's that I've enjoyed the entire experience. Good stuff I definitely recommend checking that out that's all I'm watching this weekend mates how about some immersion therapy then yeah. Immersion therapy. So we watched apartment 7a. I'm going to be honest with you I feel like I came into this with the wrong attitude because I'm not a big fan of Rosemary's baby or Roman Polanski at all.
I will say I liked it more than Rosemary's baby but that's not saying much because I'm not a I don't I don't care for that we had I feel like maybe that that kind of. Made me a little prejudice towards apartment 7a I just cannot.
Dude it's hard for me to be frightened of a villain that you can basically just tell the fuck off you know what I mean just get the fuck out of here that I'm no I'm not I'm it's not like he's even breaking into your house he's knocking on your door and you're letting him just tell him to shove off.
I'm not saying you're your problems are solved no I don't want your health shake I definitely don't want you fucking with my baby so all that taken into account that's kind of why I'm not as hot and bothered by apartment 7a. It's fine I'll say it's fine I think I would have liked it more if I had known or if I hadn't known that this was a prequel prequel to Rosemary's baby if I if you're better yet don't even make it prequel.
It's own thing and I probably would have at least given it like a mid you know fair to midland rating as opposed to a fair to not midland rating I'm not mad at it I'm not mad at this I I am probably more upset with Rosemary's baby and it just puts that taste back in my mouth man and I don't like it I don't want it I don't just get it out of there you know I I will I think I'm going to rewatch this in like a year and not try to.
Put my own stink on it I guess I don't know I don't know but to be honest with you I think one of the few problems I had with this is that I could tell that the director well at least I felt like and again this just might be my own prejudicial anti Roman plan ski stance I kind of felt like they were going for a Roman plan ski vibe and that just I I it's not my jam dude it's not my jam.
I can't think of a single movie that he's made that I enjoyed at all I fearless vampire hunters I got some chuckles out of but I don't name the Sharon tape was hot in that one so there's that that's about as far as I need to go on Roman plan ski.
He just boards the piss out of me do I'm sorry okay I'm going off you know what you like you like the Rosemary's baby I'll recommend this you go right ahead you get yourself some apartment apartment seven a. I just couldn't I couldn't get into it man it's just me and it's probably just because I because of I don't like Rosemary's baby your immersion therapy for this week is going to be creeping death.
From 2024 I don't know if this has anything to do with the Metallica song I hope so it's written and directed and starring in star by Matt Sampair also Monique parent this bad guy is streaming presently on Amazon Prime also on screen box it's a screen box original if anybody out there is paying for that then go right go right ahead.
Check that shit out in mates I'll do the same and we can compare notes next week but now it's time for you to educate me I am sorry I just realized I keep saying you need to educate me it's time for a round of who who's your daddy I got to get I got a break that habit dude but I've been saying educate me and educate me on this monica for like 10 years now okay it's time for a round of who's your daddy how about that who is daddy first my clues from last week
well my boyfriend just committed suicide I'm a hot college girl by the way my boyfriend just committed suicide he turned into a right moody sap just before he did I imagine most people do before they off themselves but he was never that way before
now unfortunately I got to go clean out his fucking apartment because he had a bunch of my stuff I need to go pick up there's like a weird smudge on the wall I grab his computer because you know there might be some scantily cloud pictures of me on there I plug it in and I realized that he's like got all these computer viruses and what like a link to a very strange website that just seems to have people staring back at me and doing weird shit
and yeah it's kind of creeping me out and the more I hang here the more depressed I get I'm going to get to the bottom of this and find out about the super Wi-Fi lab that he was on and how apparently it opened up frequencies never heard before and possibly a doorway to the dead dude I am of course pulse
starring Jonathan Tucker and Kristen Bell that's an okay movie that's an okay movie I'll say the original is way better the Japanese version Cairo dude that in my opinion is probably the best ghost movie ever made
most disturbing frightening unsettling ghost movie I would say they when in the Americanization they tried to like wrap it all up in a nice neat little package didn't really work it's still okay I would say but much better version is Cairo anyway who might I be this week you ask well I am a I'm a bit of an outcast I'm a teenage girl living with my single mom
and she has pissed me off for the last time because she has decided to move us about two hours away from where all my friends and my boyfriend is and I've had about enough of her shit goddamn it so what I'm going to do because I'm a crazy girl that way I'm going to I'm going to do some some black magic and get my revenge and yeah I'm going to get I'm going to fuck mom right up
unfortunately as is usually I hope I don't fuck this up to the point where the the magic backfires and the individual I think was my mom may not be my mom anymore might be this other thing that has followed me home I don't know I don't know man it probably shouldn't have fucked around with this stuff to begin with but I did know and I did I don't know what the hell I don't know maybe I'm maybe I'm the dead guy I don't know anymore dude who might I be you asking
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