Rock and roll, beautiful. Rock and roll, beautiful. And exclusive sensation, ecstasy, my cross-checked in agony. Padded Room Radio is back on the air, baby dolls. My name is Darien, I have returned for yet another week of horror goodness in bullshit, in board games, in movies, in music, in breakfast cereals. We'll talk a little breakfast cereal this week. My main man, buddy, is also in the house. Hey, what's going on? He's alive! Everybody! Yes, I am alive!
He is in fact, he is not passed away quietly in his sleep. I know there was some internet rumors flying around. Nope, I finally got out of the hole in the ground. You did make it out of the hole in the ground. Congratulations on that. What's going on, Big fellow? I haven't seen you in like three months. I know, it's been a long, long time. Yeah, dude. What's happening? Just work, work, work. So last time I was here, I was getting ready to go on vacation slash the funeral from my wife's Nana.
Right. And what we were going, we went to horror nights. Nice. Oh my gosh, Universal Studios. Right. That was sick. Yeah. I mean, we did the beach a couple of times and we went to San Diego Zoo, but the main attraction was Universal Studios. Oh yeah, dude. I went to 2021, was last time. Oh man. It was just awesome. Oh, dude. Yeah, we were there from opening till like, I don't know, 1.30 in the morning. I mean, it was just non-stop. Oh yeah, dude. It does, it just keeps going, man.
Did you do the express pass? No. Yeah, we were there, dude, you just go straight to the front. Yeah, we have to do, there wasn't really a whole lot of lines just because we went during a weekday where most people are at school. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, so it wasn't terrible. We hit just about everything we could. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Now I would recommend that to anybody. It's a little bit pricey.
I think we did pretty good because we went in like 2021 just as everything was coming back after the big COVID lockdown. Oh yeah. So that was just, I'm just counting people there. Yeah, and we did have to show our vaccination cards to get in. Really? Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore. They don't do that anymore. Yeah. But yeah, there was hardly anybody there. We got the express passes, so we shot straight to the front of every line. Awesome. It was sweet, dude.
Nice. Yeah. Yeah. They had a hot dog stand there, though, that gave me the shits. Because I got a hot dog from a guy, it was called Cali-style. Yeah. And it was actually really good. It was a hot dog, but they put guacamole and crushed up tockies on it and a little bit of cilantro. Oh, okay. It was really good. But I barely made it back to the hotel room. Oh my goodness. I got out of the Red Queen's car and I was like, fuckin' run into my room as fast as I could.
That's funny. Yeah. Yeah, I took the whole family and my daughter and yeah, we just had a great time. Right on. What was the best part of it? But I know that usually they take like four or five movies and showcase them. Yeah, probably in Spirits. I think that was like the best one there. Nice. But yeah, there was a bunch of them, the little, you know, tram, you know, normally you do the tour that goes through. Yeah, yeah. And then they had a Blumhouse tour. Oh, cool. At night.
So that was pretty cool. It was a bunch of different ones, but it wasn't exciting. The best part of the Blumhouse tour when you get off, people are chasing you around with a chain, you know, gas powered chainsaws without the chain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty cool. When I went, the tram thing was purge. It was the purge. Oh, yeah. So it was like, there's part of purge in it. Yeah, yeah. That was cool, man.
Yeah, they were like, they would come out and chase the tram and like shoot off blanks, actually. Yep. Yeah, good times. Yeah, and that just working like crazy. I would imagine that sucks. That completely sucks. Well, we got a regular show to get into here, Miko. We got horror news, listener mail, all the usual things. Let's kick it off with the little of the old horror news, shall we? Mm-hmm. Horror news. What do you got there, fella?
Disney meets Lovecraft and Lionsgate's The Little Mermaid Horror movie. That's right. Following in the wake of Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse getting their own horror movies, Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid is next to get its own R-rated twist. All right. Yeah, Lionsgate Horror movie The Little Mermaid will release on digital outlets December 17th this year. It's rated R for language, violence and nudity. Okay. Well, I'm in for nudity. Mm-hmm.
Knowing my luck, it's probably going to be a hard cock. All right. Beauty is deceiving and dangerous in this darkly fascinating twist on the Hans Christian Anderson's tale. Basically, here's a rundown as her relationship intensifies, she leads Eric deeper into her evil underwater world until he must choose between true love and the destruction of all humanity. Oh, that's pretty heavy. Yeah. For a little mermaid horror movie. Yeah. There's been some mermaid-based horror movies for a while.
Oh, there's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, they're usually not very good. No. But every now and then something pops up. And this one's like, Where Wolves familiar with that one coming out? Oh, yeah. Freak Rillow, right? I think. I believe so, yeah. Yeah. It's, I finally saw a trailer to that one along the movies I saw. Does it look too bad? Right on. So, yeah, Los Angeles readers can catch a special advanced screening on November 20th. Okay. It's described as a purge with Where Wolves.
Steven C. Miller's Silent Night Where Wolves is headed our way this December, but fans in Los Angeles can see it first on November 20th. Well, lucky them. And it's rated R for violence, some gore, and language. Yeah. So, this was a little quick rundown on it. And Where Wolves, a Super Moon event triggers a latent gene in every human on the planet, turning anyone who entered the Moonlight into a Werewolf for that one night. Chaos ensued and close to a billion people died.
Now, a year later, the Super Moon is back. I don't know about that. Oh, no, about that. I feel like that's going to be pretty heavy handed with the CGI Werewolves. Yeah, probably. Did you ever see a movie called The Howling Reborn? No. It basically ends with a Werewolf Apocalypse. And it's not quite American Werewolf in Paris bad, but it's still pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Oh. Well, that's all I got. What do you got? Right then, I'll tell you what, my friend.
Silent Night, Deadly Night movie in the works. Okay. Ciniverse. No word on if it's going to be a sequel or a remake. How much do you remember about the Silent Night, Deadly Night? Not a whole lot. It's been a long time. The first one was okay. The second one was basically, um... Okay, so you know how sometimes at the beginning of a sequel, they'll give you like a little recap. A little bit. Yeah. Of the first movie. It's like five minutes or so of the first one.
It was like the first hour of Silent Night 2. Oh. But it did have that iconic scene of the... Garbage Day. Right. And the guy shooting people down the street. Uh, Silent Night 3 was really bad. It had Bill Mosley running around with like a, um... An exposed brain, uh, helmet thing going on. I think there's a Silent Night 4. Oh my gosh. It involves like a medieval night. It has nothing to do with the original franchise.
But there is a absolutely ridiculous Silent Night remake that came out in 2006, starring Malcolm McDowell, where Santa was running around with a flamethrower. Oh. Which is much cooler. Yeah. It's ridiculous, it shit. It's the warm that way. Yeah. And he attacks a Porto set at one point. Oh yeah. Where the chick runs like three miles. At butt naked. Just taken off. Fuck off. I'm out of here. Wow. Uh, speaking of, uh, movies that don't probably need a sequel or a sequel.
Or a remake. Uh, Street Trash. Have you ever seen that movie? I want to say a half. Um, Bum Rape, I think, is the best two words to sum up Street Trash. Basically, there's like a, it's a trauma film from the mid-80s. Um, there's like a toxic brand of malt liquor that melts people. Oh yeah. So the bombs get a whole of it and they start melting themselves.
And at one point, again, these bombs, uh, kind of bum rush, a mob boss's wife and they gangraper in this disgusting garbage bin tent city thing. So that, that street trash in a nutshell. Uh, there's a new street trash movie being called a quote unquote spiritual sequel. And it's going to come out on the 19th of this month. Okay. Not sure what exactly a spiritual sequel means. Nope. Nope. Yeah. I don't know either, man. Uh, what else we got here? Okay. The, uh, Vera Farmaga. Oh, yeah.
We know her. We love her. Mm-hmm. Uh, the conjuring movies. Um, um, Amatasia Farmaga, man, myself, that that's me. They're here and we're there. Did you know the Vera Farmaga has a rock band? And she's the lead singer. Yes. I knew that she was in a band. I did not know what she was in it. She is the lead singer. Wow. It's called the, um, the Yagas. Okay. Whatever the shit that means. And they just released their first single, single called the crying room. Hmm. I listened to it.
She's got some pipes on her. Okay. Um, it's very, derand, derand. Oh. Uh, you can find the video on YouTube. It's, uh, it's waiting room music is what I would say. Oh, okay. It's very bland. But nothing too exciting. I mean, she can sing, but it's not, it, you can, sometimes you can tell the sound of a band, just by looking at the band members. A lot of guy liner going on with this room. Oh. And not a lot of actual rockin' if you. Okay. Yes, I mean, I don't know. Maybe you'll dig it.
Uh, what else we got here? Maybe we should do that for, uh, the halftime. I can't, yeah. I'll play it for you. Yeah, let's do it. Uh, so what we all think. Okay. We'll give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down. Yeah. Or a, uh, what was something you'll listen to? Is that like waiting room music? Yeah. I feel like I'm on hold for some time. Yeah. Where's the show coming from? Uh, okay. Uh, I guess I'll just wait here then. Yeah. Um, William Friedkin's Bug. Have you ever seen Bug?
Hmm. Michael Shannon, Ashley Judd. Very, uh, conspiracy theory, tinfoil hat. They're in a, a shitty motel room. Okay. For the, um, 99% of the movie. No, I don't think I saw this one. It's very, it's not a bad show. It's, uh, very, um, psychological. Okay. Because you, uh, you go in thinking, okay, well, he's crazy. But then he starts spewing all this nonsense to her and then she's slowly starting to feed into it.
And then they, before you know it, they're putting tinfoil on the walls and hitting each other with UV lights and things like that. Uh, it really, it really goes deep into the rabbit hole. Okay. Uh, it's getting the 4K Ultra HD treatment, if anybody's interested in that. Hmm. Not a bad show, but you're definitely going to want to watch it, uh, before you buy it. And, um, if you're, uh, William Friedkin directed it, but if you're expecting the exorcist, it's not, it ain't that.
Okay. So there's that for you. Uh, lastly, here's something that I'm excited for. DOOMED CORRUSH CHAPTER HITS DEAD BY DAY LIGHT, the 28th of this month. Now we got a new killer. We got a new survivor. Um, I've seen them. They haven't officially been released yet, but there's already a bunch of shit talking going on because the killer is a big fat black lady. So, yeah. And, uh, she's got a couple of, uh, pit bulls. And she six the pit bulls on you. Okay. So there's that.
Uh, I'm sure there's a bad... Somebody's got to do the running. I mean, you know what, yeah. They ain't going to be her. I'm sure there's a backstory to this character and what the hell her problem is and what's up with these dogs. And, uh, the survivor actually looks like she just jumped out of a post-apocalyptic situation. Oh. So, yeah. It's, uh, it's interesting. Yeah. Of course I'm going to get it. Yeah, of course. I have to. I have to. I expect that. I've got a damn right, I will.
And I have a little fucking plate. And I'll be like, I am a big fat black lady. That's right. Get over here. These dogs are cute. Oh, I love my babies. And that was a racist moment right here in the Patent Room. All right, you fucker. That's all we got on the horror news. You ready for some listener mail? Oh, yeah. Let's do that. Listener mail. Uh, buddy, we're going to start it off with an email here all the way from Sydney, Australia. Here comes the dummy of horror. Hey, Tim. The name is Tim.
Yeah. And he emailed us in. He says a mop, a subject line, a mop against the plasma cannon. Why are we having this debate? Buddy, how do you think we would win in a fight between the predator and the toxic avenger? Oh, man, that's a close one. Is it tough? Yeah. Okay. I mean, you know, I'm going to give that mop. What do you think? Predator. Yeah. Yeah. I have to agree with you and I have a feeling Tim will agree also. But let's see what he has to say on the subject. Dang it.
Um, hey guys, hope everything is well this week. Sorry for the non-reply last week. I was still hung over from Halloween. Glad to hear your Halloween went well, Darian. Ars was huge and had to be honest. I'm glad it's over. I need the rest. We are already getting into the Christmas season over here. We don't have Thanksgiving unfortunately, so next up is Christmas. And I'm excited to re-watch my favorite Christmas horror films, Speaking of which, will December be Christmas horror month?
I know you're not a huge fan of the seasonal goodies, but I'd love to hear you speak about films like Santa's Slai, Cranpas, or the ever-lovable Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. Well, I think I just did that. So that I think we're covered for Christmas. Right. Give you my two cents. Anyway, Tera Dome Time. Man, if this isn't a blowout, then people aren't choosing logically. The predator takes this with ease. That's it for me this week. Much love as always, team.
Right on, Tim. Thanks for writing in, my man. I got you locked in for the predator. I'm not a big Christmas horror movie guy there, buddy. You know what I'm saying? Although Cranpas is really good. Cranpas is great. It's more of a... I always thought of it as more of a comedy, myself. There's a really good one called Silent Night, Bloodie Night, I think. Yes. Which is an actual legit horror movie. Doesn't have a lot to do with Christmas. It just kind of takes place in the Christmas season.
But that one's pretty good. What else you got? A Christmas horror story. That one's pretty good. Oh, yeah. There's other ones. There's other ones out there that escaped me at the moment. Right on, Tim. Thanks for writing in there. I think we got a few voicemails here, Big fellow. All right. Just one this week. It's from our main man in Alabama. Here comes Alan. Hey, Alan. I had it room. What's up, Alan? What's up, Alan? Good. Yeah. Mr. Darien, some of the solo shows.
Thank you for hanging in there. Hey, going nowhere. Um, Tarradone. Give me the predators. Yep. I love Toxie, but like you said, you got him off. Yeah. Uh, Mr. Darien, you are, um, the miss. Yep. See what that watch is sweet. I stepped out of the heart and think a little bit. I watched, um, bad boys for work. No, like that. I watched, uh, we were soldiers. That's a good one. Yeah. And then, and I watched Megan is missing. Okay. Would that, is a rough watch. You think so?
I don't know, Tim hates it. He hates everybody like involved with it. I hate everybody involved with it, but that was a rough watch. Anyway, that's all I got. I'll talk to you all later. That's beautiful. Thanks for calling in, Alan. Tarradone was locked. Have you seen Megan is missing? I don't think so. Interesting. Uh, found footage. Um, you got a, uh, a couple of teenage girls. One of them being Megan, obviously. And Megan is like the hot party girl.
And her friend, I think her name was Samantha, is like the quiet, subdued girl. And Samantha is like real shy, but Megan's always going to the parties and she's trying to get Samantha to go with her. Megan gets catfished and abducted. And then, uh, Samantha loves like web camming her, trying to track down what happened to Megan and follow up on clues and stuff like that. Uh, the ending is pretty brutal because, uh, we find out exactly what happened to Megan.
I think the meets a very similar end, but there's, there's, I mean, Megan goes missing. There's really only one part that I, uh, found disturbing. Um, in her hunt to try to find Megan, at one point she does track down a picture of Megan after she's been abducted. And it's just in this disgusting, um, sex dungeon with like her mouth propped open, like with the, the dental things like somebody fucked her mouth. Repeated, she's all haggard and she's got a black eye and stuff.
That part was pretty rough, you know, especially having a daughter of my own. Yeah. Okay. We're going to go ahead and lock you in your bedroom and not let you out until you're 29. I think sweeping. Um, it's, uh, it's, it's fine. Other than that part, I thought it was kind of tame actually because there's a lot of innuendo, but not a lot of actual graphic. Oh, okay. But it is, uh, suggested pretty heavily. And that is all we have on the listener mail. Amigo, you got anything for Tim or Ellen?
No, thanks for calling and writing in. All right, dudes. I guess it's movie time then. Yeah. Whoa, buddy. We got a last minute voicemail coming in here. Ooh. From out of nowhere. All right. It's our, um, guy. It's our main guy. Our guy. He said gay. Uh, Tom Hardy's in the house. Hey, yo. Sweet. Hey. Oh, that is room. That was my favorite D-generate. Good, made it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Party party party. What's going on there?
Hey, man, I was going to call and I almost, uh, I was going to say fucking Darian, thanks for the solo show. Of course. But then I listened to a young woman pulled it off. What you having there? Was that Mel Brooks in there? Let's talk to you first. And then my Jewish wrench. Who's on? I heard it well. Man, I don't know how, you know, this quote unquote, small bar, dad, it's such high-class talent. I know, right? The vocal stylings. Oh, shit. I lost him. Hold on. All right, hold on. All right.
That was fucking. I can see it for a bit. And then, uh, was that we could run? I heard it well. It was. Man, I don't know how, you know, this quote unquote, small bar, dad. I get star power. High-class talent. Oh, hey, real quick, if I can just dress this, uh, something's real quick. Yeah, we got it. Last week, I had the tall man over Dracula. Okay. The Dracula can fly. I didn't hear right, Gary. Yeah. You know, Dracula can fly. It's true. You can't get around that.
The other thing I wanted to talk about, um, was you had mentioned about rewatching movies. Yeah. Specifically, you know, rewatching your favorite horror movie. Right. Even if you know they're not great fucking quick, they're still in the movies you rewatch all the time. Of course. It's really funny you mentioned that because about like a year or so ago, I kind of recognized that myself and I was like, fuck, you know what? I got to have been trying to mix in more, uh-huh, new or newer or slick.
I tried to try to have it happen seen before. Yeah. But I do, I do still got my ones I always come back. Yeah. And I think that's kind of part of horror fandom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For me. It's like, you know, it's just great, but there's those ones that you just fucking love and you just watch them over and over again. In fact, I remember, I don't know, was it two years ago, whatever it was? Hmm. You had made the vow. Hey, no rewatches. Yes, I did. I was like, black man, my, my, my core fandom.
It's based on just multiple rewatches. I'm sorry. No, you're good. I got a rest there. I got you this come on now. Oh, there we go. You got it. You got it Tom already fucking quick. What it got? Yeah, oh man love that. That's a rough one on the tarot dome. We got to Toxie versus Predator. Yes, sir. It's close one and you know what?
Huh, I went back and forth and I thought you were going down a pretty good road there. Okay. You don't know what kind of Signature you know he signature whatever talk he puts out it's true and aside from that there's one thing the talk to Benger has that the Predator does not a mob fly and you probably saying it right now. It's a mob. It is a mob. Talk to Benger got a mob, but he got it. He doesn't have a mob. He doesn't hear a mobs talk. He went okay.
Down for the talk. Yes, sir. On the Tim's going to put you looking at the car. I got to get a couple of things. The thing from another world. I mean he makes a good point about like the heat signature right and what else what kind of an effect radiation would have on an extraterrestrial life form. But I don't I don't think the toxic venture gets close enough to the Predator is a thing. I don't think number one. Yeah, I don't see him
sneaking up on it. He's not going to be able to see the Predator with that cloaking thing right. Number number one number two. If the Predator spots him he's going to blast him with that shoulder mounted thing. Right. I think that's the fight right there. Yeah. All right. Well he called back. GP baby. He's a gene mother. Oh hell yeah. Yeah. As I was saying I got to catch the thing from another world. So you know the what the John Carpenter thing I guess is the re-naked up. I know it's an old
twist. Never seen it. I watched it. I thought it was okay. I mean it's kind of silly. You're watching you know the black and white kind of twist. You had to say it for what it is. You know it was fine. Yeah. It was not terrible. I mean it's fine. I got to catch this other one from Spain. New one called Apocalypse V. The beginning of the end. Okay. You know it's kind of it's a zombie, zombie flick. I don't know. It was more of a drama. I mean it had zombies in it to add a little bit of action
there. Okay. A little bit of horror but I don't know. Not for me. I don't know where they go. And then I got to catch this movie Time Cut which is on. What is that? Amazon I believe. Okay. If you saw I think that flick came out with a flick totally killer. Like I don't know five, six months ago. Time traveling slasher. Okay. If you saw that you've seen this one except that one was better. I actually I like totally killer. This one here. Time cut. I don't know man.
It was just getting a little bit to in its own ass. You know. Okay. One for me man. All right. That's fine. Didn't really do shit. All right. Didn't really see a point in it. The cord and quote twist. I don't know man. I'd say stay away. I'm with you anyway. Hope all is well. Love you like family. Bye. Love you too John Martin. Love you too John Martin. Thanks for calling in big. Yeah. Time cut. We'll stay away from that one.
Mm-hmm. But totally killer sounds pretty good. Right. So we should if we're good to do it we should do totally killer first. Or maybe time cut first time cut first. So that one sucks. Yeah. And then totally kill. Yeah. Cause you don't want to be let down at the end. No. No. No. There's a really good one called time crimes which is a kind of the same thing. Hmm. Except at a certain point you realize that the guy is going back in time and killing himself. Oh. It's a Spanish.
I'm not mistaken. Hmm. But it's all it's a whole other thing. Interesting. Right on Tom Hardy. Thank you for calling in. Yes. Thank you. You made it just in time. Sliding in under the wire. My friend. All right. But he now let's do a movie. Shall we? Yeah. Oh. It's not far. Forget the move on. We can be there by no. Yeah. See anything come on. That's me. Thank you. I DON'T SYNфовал AMADIA WHAT IS POORRIBLE?
Forgive me that prison for killing this If someone got people together, you're giving a knife for hands. This is the end. Come in. Oh, Darby, stop. Simple mechanics, engineering. Each one is still alive. Come on. You're in pain. The man who vision is always misunderstood. That's Frankenstein's army, buddy. He's got 5.4 stars on IMDB. Written and directed by Richard Raffhorst, starring Richard Gleam, Hong Ping Tang, and Alexander Mercury. Don't be talking shit about Hong Ping Tang, man.
This one's got an R rating, dude. It's a pretty good show. I think the monsters in this thing are nuts. Pretty creative. Underground Star Wars. I need to make some killing things, and I've got a broken down car, and some dead bodies. Let me just express my creativity through these dead guys in this car. These car parts pretty much. We are in World War II. It's found footage.
We're in World War II, where I should say Soviet, like the beginnings of a propaganda film, where this guy comes out and introduces himself. I tried to get the names of these characters. I couldn't, because they all sound the same, and a lot of them look the same. I got Dimitri. There is a Dimitri. There's a Yuri. There's a Sasha. A Vaseili or a Lexi, maybe. I don't know, but keeping them straight was hard, so I just gave them my own names, and that's what we're going to go with.
So, Cameron Mann comes out, and he's like, hello, I am from Russian Ministry, and I wouldn't be directing film for you. And he's like a nerdy looking dude. He's got some glasses, and then he calls his buddy Sasha, who I will refer to as private, because he's like a little kid. He'll give me other camera, Sasha. So, him and Sasha exchange cameras. And little kid is like his...
Well, first off, he looks like he's about 19, a hundred pounds, so can wet, and he's like the sweet innocent dude of this squad. And he's like kind of Cameron Mann's lackey. From there, we get some stock footage of the members of the squad. We have Old Captain. You can tell he's old, because he's got a white beard, and he's bossing everybody around. We have the dashing radio man, who everybody keeps saying he's not Russian, but he seemed Russian enough to me. Right.
No, how they drew that parallel. We have an animal who just wants to kill every single person that he comes across, or rape them, I think. I think there was some implications of possible rape when they get into that little village. Then we have big guy. He's a big guy. Big strong dude. And then we have sniper, who I don't think says a word the entire movie. And I think that's about it, right? Did I forget anybody? I think that was it, pretty much.
So we start off its found footage, and it's going to be through the lens of this camera man's camera as he's trying to piece together a kind of a Soviet propaganda film. So he's like directing him, okay, now march with like feet up and make like good soldier. And they're like, okay, okay then. And they're like stomping around, marching. Eventually, radio guy gets some orders over his radio that they have a sniper nest nearby. And a machine gun emplacement that they need to attack, which is okay.
So they go on the attack, and we get a little quick little battle scene of them throwing stick bombs and shooting things up. And then look, we kill many Nazi today. So good for Motharussia. And then there's like a bunch of dead Nazis laying around. Everything's cool. Nobody really gets hurt or killed. None of our Russian comrades get hurt or killed during this exchange. But they managed to kill quite a few Nazis.
They go through the dead Nazis, and they're like searching them for intel, and then they kind of haul ass to a rally point nearby. And on the way, they find the skeleton of what looked like a human with a horse's head. Kind of a deal. And maybe a wing. I thought I saw a wing in there. And they're like, oh, what is this? I don't know. Let's just keep moving, Comrade. So off they go. They get to their rally point where they kind of hunkered down for the night.
Now they're getting hungry and cold and tired. So they spot like this. A very small little village compound off in the distance. And they're scoping it out, seeing if there's any Nazis in there. They don't see any, but they do see a bunch of chickens. So they basically, uh... Well, I guess they attacked the village, but I think they only found like old men and women and children there. So they... That is kind of alluded to that some rape and might have happened, but it wasn't actually depicted.
Right. And they did steal a bunch of chickens, and I feel like they might have shot a few guys. Then they all got hammered and took off back to the rally point. And you could tell they're hammered because they're singing Russian songs. Ooooooooh! I need to learn some Russian, I'm trying to drink some of these. That's all I've got. That's all I've picked up from the movie. Ooooooooh! A lot of that going on. Man, I don't know.
Yeah. And then they get back to the rally point, and they continue drinking and eating the chickens, and it's great. Wake up the next morning. Everybody's a little hungover, and it's freezing out, and they get a distress signal over their radio, and radio man goes and wakes up, and he's like, hey, okay, what's going on? We find out that there is a nearby industrial installation that another Russian unit went to investigate and was never heard from again.
So they're like, okay, we will go, and this is the comrades. So they go to the Russian installation. We get a lot of back and forth between these characters. Animal doesn't particularly care for radio operator. Everybody is kind of holding it together because the old captain is kind of keeping everybody in line.
Nobody really respects cameraman, or Sasha, because Sasha is just a kid, and cameraman seems like a... I think there was an implication that he was Jewish because they kept calling him Jew boy. So that might have had something to do with it. That'll kind of play into the story later. The sniper is real creepy. He looks like Jesus, and he never says a word, but he's always like a click and a half away from the rest of the unit.
And then nobody fucks with the big guy because he could kick your ass. So if he tells you to shut up, you better shut up. It's basically what we get to. We get to the industrial installation. It's like a big industrial complex. We do like a quick reconnaissance of the place. We find some busted up Nazi artillery with some dead bodies.
Once we get into the compound itself, we find what appears to be an Abbey, or perhaps a monastery, and right outside of it is a big pile of dead nuns, which is interesting. And they appear to be... Some of them are burned, they look like they tried... Somebody tried to burn the pile of dead nuns, but it didn't really catch, and it just kind of smoldered a few of them. Various states of decay.
I hate to think that they killed one nun and left her there, and then a day or two later they killed another one and just threw her on top of the first nun. Okay, put your dead nuns over here. You got dead Nazis, they go around the corner over there. Another nun dies, right here with the other dead nuns. So this is going to be our dead nun staging area. If you call the nuns, there'll be none. Exactly, is there any more in there? None. Get the fuck outta here.
Anyway, they're like, okay, one of them is still alive, but she can't talk, so animal just sticks a knife and her neck and kills her. They start looking around, not a living person here, but there is in one like weird barn area, there's a bunch of animals that seem like they are all pretty well taken care of. So they're kind of like, oh, okay, here's a bunny rabbit, we eat for dinner.
And then pretty soon here comes this little old guy coming in and he's like, oh, and they start shooting at him, but he just goes, oh god, what, oh, everybody chill out. And they're like, where is Russian? So it was Russian here, where is Nazis? No Nazis, no where is everybody? And the old guy's like, hey man, well, well, dude, I just feed the animals. I don't know anything. So they grab him and they kind of, you know, take him hostage and then they start interrogating him.
And he's like, dude, I just feed the animals, that's all I do, that's my whole job here. And they cut one of his fingers off. Yeah. And then he's like, all right, all right, Jesus, fucking shit. I'll take you to the Russians. They're just in this other building around the corner here. So they're like, oh, see, all you have to do is take us to Russians. We did not cut you finger or no more. So they take, he takes them around to this other building. It's very Eastern block World War II.
It looks exactly like it should. Yeah. They go into like this secret passageway into a tunnel. And then the old guy is like, the Russians right down end of tunnel. Just go, you'll see. And animals like, well, okay, I'm going in there. And then everybody else is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there you fucking crazy guy. This is a problem. This could be a trap. You understand that? And then the animals like, well, let's take the old guy with us.
And then that way, you know, there any shooting starts, they'll hit him first. So they get the old guy down on the tunnel and they're walking and then they like, come around the corner and the old guy just vanishes. And there's like, oh, what the hell? So they keep going and now they're starting to like separate to further explore the tunnels. And this is where we get to see our first monster. This guy is like a...
All these monsters are basically bulletproof or they're already dead and impervious to bullets. But this dude has like, what I'm going to call him, like, metal crab, pincher claws. Yeah. And he's a big dude and he comes out and he's like, and you can see he's like a dead guy because all the flesh is running off his face. And the Russians start shooting at him. He's just start swiping at him with these crab claw things. Luckily, they manage to get away from this guy.
They do like a flashbang in the tunnel and then they run up some stairs. And then they make it out of that building and into another building, I guess, like... Actually, I think it was the original monastery. They went out of the building, went down the street, and then ducked into another building which looked like it was in better shape. They get in there, it's the monastery.
They get in there and they immediately see that, like all the church stuff has been removed and been replaced with like industrial electronics and like high-end generators and like all kinds of... It's basically a mad scientist laboratory in there but like on a much grander scale. There's like an arc welding outfit, an oxy acetylene kit. It's like if Jesse James from Monster Garage went into the resurrection business. And I don't know, didn't do as much silly shit with... Cracket.
That's a whole other thing. That's a whole other thing right there. They're like, what is all this equipment? What is happening? They make perhaps munitions or explosives for Russian or Nazi occupation. So they move in there and they're like, okay well there's still clearly some kind of a hostile presence here. You saw that fucking thing in the tunnels. And by the way the old guy let us down there. That was clearly a trap. A Russian comrads might be here.
Let's regroup here in the church and maybe we can send out some teams in the morning or something. Perfect, good idea. Unfortunately at this point, cameraman and Sasha, the kid, go off and start exploring on their own. Now this won't make any sense at the moment but at will at the end of the movie. Right. Camera man spots a few suspicious switches and generators and things and he's like, let's turn on the lights. Let's get lights in here. That's obviously a horrible idea. But they do it anyway.
And as they do it, we cut back to Captain and the rest of the men who were on an upper floor where they found what appears to be... a... looked a lot like a silent hill nurse laying on the floor. Yeah. Once Sasha throws the switch to kick the generators back on, the silent hill nurse who appears to be kind of like a human multi-capacitor just kind of bolts upright.
Yeah, and she's got like a... fucking like an industrial blade grafted onto one arm and she just starts swinging this thing around and catches Captain right across the midsection and invigorates him on the spot. Mm-hmm. Captain like falls down and his fucking intestines are coming out and all that shit. They try to shoot up the silent hill nurse but it doesn't do any good because these monsters are impervious. So they figure out that you just kind of turn the goddamn power off.
So they do that, which basically incapacitates the silent hill nurse. But then animal has to come and put an end to Captain's suffering, which he does in a very... I'm a bad motherfucker kind of a way. Like he's looking right at radio operator and he's like... Killed a Captain because I ended his suffering. Bad motherfucker right there dude. Mm-hmm. Okay, well clearly something is fishy here, my friend. And it's getting a little suspicious. So good news. We should be safe for the night.
Bad news. We already kicked the noisy generator on and threw all the lights on in this place. So now anything or anyone out in this deserted town knows exactly where we are. Yeah. Which starts a big argument between the surviving men because also there's now a power struggle in place because Captain just died. Yeah. Animal thinks that he should be in charge. Radio guy thinks that he should be in charge. They kind of put it to a vote.
Eventually big guy comes and he's like, no, radio guy is in charge. He's next in command. So that kind of settles that. While all that's going on, they're trying to radio guys trying to get like some communications going back to to set calm to let them know what the fuck is going on. And in doing so, he like kind of starts fucking around with his equipment and like going through everybody else's packs, trying to find like some parts to boost his signal. In doing so. Whoops.
He goes through camera man's pack and this is where we find out that he has been jamming the radio signal the whole time. Mother fucker. Son of bitch. It is some kind of traitor. Son of bitch. They put a good ass kicking on camera man. And camera man then comes clean. Basically he is a Soviet intelligence. Okay, I may be misunderstanding this right off the bat.
As I understood it, he is actually a Soviet intelligence officer who has been compromised because his parents were in Kyrzikstan and he is Jewish. His parents were rounded up and put into a concentration camp. The Nazis got to him and told him that if he could track down this doctor, Matt scientists. Matt scientists, dude. Somewhere in this region of Soviet Russia that they would basically let his parents out of the concentration camp.
So, camera man has basically been manipulating the orders to get this team of commandos to this region so that he could possibly get the Nazis, the intelligence on this Matt doctor and his experiments. So, that is where we are. Nobody particularly cares for this guy anymore. Oh no. And they are putting a pretty good beat down on him. Yeah, because now he is actually in charge. Yes. And that kind of makes sense. So, there is that.
Unfortunately, while this little pissing match is going on and if you watch this scene very carefully, we are about to introduce the next bad mother fucking monster right here. You will see some kind of something coming down from the ceiling behind our sniper and then out of nowhere like the sniper's head explodes as this drill bit thing goes through it. And this is where we are going to meet Mosquito Man. Yeah. Who is also a bad mother fucker.
Picture a gas mask with a giant drill bit coming out of the the mouth hole and he has got like spider legs. I guess, this is the best way to describe the mosquito man. I don't think he flies but he does move very quickly. I don't know. Anyway, big fire fight, they shoot the piss out of Mosquito Man. Mosquito Man doesn't particularly care. He is just kind of buzzing around and trying to get these guys.
As they try to escape the abbey, we get to meet another monster, Klapphead, who is also a nasty son of a gun. Unfortunately, at this point Klapphead sneaks up behind big guy and describing Klapphead, his head is basically a spring loaded bench vice, I think is the best way to put it. It's like a Venus fly trap made out of cast iron.
And because he sneaks up on big guy and big guy, luckily or un-luckily, happens to have his helmet on at the time, Klapphead's trap springs on big guy's head and it crushes his helmet into his skull. I would rather die myself. That looked very painful. Because now they cannot get big guys helmet off. He can't see anything because the helmet is over his eyes. And they keep trying to take it off and he keeps screaming because it's now basically collapsed into his skull. And that really sucks.
There's blood pouring out. It's gross. But he's still alive, which is actually even worse in a way. More firefight, more running and jumping. Sniper guys down, they manage to get big guy out. They make it to another building, I guess, a couple of blocks away. Well, they got it first, like a family or something? Well, yeah, this is where they capture the, on the way there they capture. They find a couple of, well, they find one Nazi for sure. And then there was a young lady and a kid.
I don't know, it's never really explained how these three came together. But they take them hostage and they duck into this other building. It's just kind of regroup for a minute. Luckily, the young lady, who was probably early 20s, happens to be a nurse. Yeah. Which buys her some time and keeps animal from raping her for a little while. He does still slap her around a little bit. He does. He does a good measure, I guess. But she's like, oh, whoa, I take a look at friend. He has helmet on head.
I can't get off, but I'm nurse. I tried to get the helmet off. Everybody else is freaking out. The other guy is clearly a Nazi. He's got the Nazi uniform on the swastika, all that stuff. They kick him around a little bit. Radio operator is like, all right, everybody calm the fuck down. You three have obviously been here for a minute, so why don't you give us a clue on what the hell's going on? And the young lady starts talking. She's like, okay.
The scientist guy moved in just before the war started. Once the conflict got heated, everybody started moving out slowly, except for the scientist guy. And we didn't have anywhere else to go, so we stayed. And now the scientist guy lets his... I think she called him undeads or something like that. Something like that. Let's him out at night. If they see you, they're going to kill you. And I think they're programmed for combat or something like that. Okay, well, that really sucks.
But this kind of feeds into what Cameron Man said earlier about this being the scientist that we're looking for. So unfortunately, Cameron Man gets a big boner because he now just has the... I guess the validation that his mad scientist is in fact here. And the little old guy that was taking care of the animals is probably the mad scientist. Fair enough. Unfortunately, our new found nurse tries to get the helmet off of Big Gusset. Yeah, this part.
Yeah, that didn't go quite as well as she'd hoped. She basically just rips that fucker off and his brains come out with it. Yeah. That sucks. That's nasty. But everything is cool here for a quick minute. After a little while, it goes by like, okay, everything's calm. I think we got away from the monsters for now. Let's all just chill out. And this is when Cameron Man starts pulling rank on everybody. He's like, no, we must go find Doctor so I can take the information to Nazis.
So they're like, we... I think we're just going to hang out here until the sun comes up and then we'll get the fuck out of here. He's like, no, and then he pulls the gun on him. And he's like, no, we go find Doctor. So they make the hostage girl take them to where the Doctor lives. It's back at the... Like the entrance is at the abbey, but they have to go through these tunnels to get to the actual laboratory, which is underneath the laboratory, the abbey. So big, scary shit. They get down there.
They find like a... I'm going to call it like a body shoot kind of a thing or like a disposal. Yeah. And they're being really quiet. They can hear somebody down at the end of the body shoot, like walking around and banging things around. So they're like, well, somebody should try to... You can't really look down... You can look down there, but you can't see anything because like at the bottom, there's like a curtain.
So... But you can't slide down because then you're just going to go right through the curtain and whoever's down there is going to see you. So they come up with a ingenious scheme that they're going to take the kid, hold him by his ankles, and then do like a human chain to kind of shimmy him down there so that he can see what's going on. All right, well, I guess that's kind of practical. Yeah. Better that than just pick him up and throw him. Go ahead.
Hey, let us know before you get shot to pieces. Yeah, don't die. Don't do it. They do that and they're holding him down there by his ankles and the kid is like screaming, and then all the smoke starts coming up from the body shoot, and then because we're in found footage territory, this is when the camera gets all shaky and kind of cuts in and out. And this is where we meet a really nasty customer propeller head. Yes. Whoa! This guy is a monster, one of Franken's...
In case you haven't figured it out, the doctor they're looking for is Dr. Frankenstein. It's not the Dr. Frankenstein. This would be Dr.... The Dr. Frankenstein's grandson, but he has all of his grandfather's notes on reanimation and stuff, plus a degree in electrical engineering which brought him to this place that he's in now. Uh, propeller head is a big son of a gun with just as I mentioned, what seems to be a prop plane propeller for a head.
So, he comes out and just starts, just fucking mowing everybody down, shoot him up a bunch. He's just on the point of cornering animals when a radio guy in Sasha realized if the only way to beat him is just to get behind him and start pulling out random plugs because he's got like a power pack comes back. So they do that, but I guess they pulled him out in the wrong order or something something because it kicks the engine on propeller heads head into like overdrive. Yeah.
Which shatters the propeller and basic like a piece of it goes into the Nazi guy's head through his helmet and kills him and yeah we have to and we never see the kid again so I assume he got killed. Yeah. Whatever happened to him nothing good. Or I don't think we saw the nurse again either but at this point we kicked the gun away from cameraman and we're like okay you fucking clown. We're out of here at this point we're down to Sasha, cameraman,
animal and I think that was it wasn't it. Yeah I think it was it. And they're like yeah go fuck yourself there cameraman. We're gonna piece out you want to find your man doctor you go right ahead and then they just they just haul ass on. Oh you'll be rewarded. Yeah.
Yeah. Hope your parents make it out okay. They take off which is good but cameraman is still there with the camera so we get a good I don't know five ten minutes of him like running around trying to find doctor Frankenstein through all these weird tunnels encountering more monsters. Some of these monsters were kind of silly. Yeah. Like there was one with just had spikes coming out of his head and it just kind of low crawled along the floor. Like I'm gonna stub somebody's
toe you son of a bitch. Hey somebody doesn't see me I got a bunch of pointy things like stepping on Legos you know. There was another one that seemed to be just a big pot with legs. Yeah. And it just kind of followed doctor Frankenstein around. Yeah that would kind of remind me of Star Wars a little bit. Yeah like a BB eight but in an anti-Semitic way. Yeah. That would really suck you know I might sign up to get turned into a cool monster but if I I'm not gonna be a pot with
legs dude. That's just a fucking walking garbage can. Fuck bullshit. No one might look though that's exactly where I didn't know. I wanted the propeller head. Well I'm just a garbage can. Stupid. Anyway he's kind of like spying on the doctor and seeing all these weird abominations running around. There's one thing that's like a juggernaut. It's got like a big yeah. Almost look like a like a walking submarine helmet thing going on. It's completely bulletproof.
There's like a weird nurse check. Oh man. That had like a like a Xenomorph head thing going on. Is it the one in the old white with the white eyes? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. There's some nutty stuff going on here. Eventually after you know getting chased around by the monsters for a bit and spying on Dr. Frankenstein for a minute. Cameraman gets caught and knocked out in like strap down. Unfortunately for our comrads they all were almost immediately captured after they
abandoned Cameraman. So radio guy is there. He's unconscious. Animals there. He's very much conscious and he's got his arm off. So there's that but he's like strap down to a gurney and he keeps telling Frankenstein to go fuck himself. Sasha's there somewhere. Well actually Sasha's not there yet. Is he? He comes back at the very end. And this is where we get like the whole no Mr. Bond. I expect you to die explanation. This is in fact Frankenstein's grandson kept all
of his grandfather's notes been experimented. The start of World War II kind of gave him free reign to do. There's dead bodies everywhere so he could do whatever he wanted with those. Yeah plus all this military equipment that was coming in and out of the little town. So he just picked whatever he wanted and made all these these monsters to protect him while he continued his experiments and they're pretty nasty customers and they're doing a pretty good job.
Yeah. Judging by the amount of dead Nazis out there and now the dead Russians on top of it. We're going to do like some experimentation. This part I thought was particularly silly. Basically he kills animal and he kind of lobotomizes radio operator and he's explaining all this to camera man that he's going to end the World War II by taking half of radio operator's brain and half of that Nazi guy's brain and putting them together
and putting them in one body. He's going to be half socialist half communist. That way the two sides will finally understand each other and that's going to end the war. That's pretty stupid. Wow. Wow. That's a pretty stupid idea. Yeah. Well I'm just saying. But he does just that he like opens up radio operator's skull and puts this weird brain suture in his body. It's very silly. The camera operator, cameraman is now begging for his life because he
isn't one of the part of this. He's like, look I take you back to Nazis. They make you good deal. You get you out of theater. You make you very famous and rich scientist and Frankenstein is like, no, no, I don't, I don't know. I'm trying to end this war. I don't want to give it to a fascist state. While this conversation is happening and the camera's rolling we can see Sasha in the background like you know hiding and maneuvering his way getting closer and closer up behind Frankenstein.
At the last point Frankenstein has like his grandfather's big like Grimoire-esque notebook and he's like these notes are no good to anybody. I have all information up here in head in my brain and then Sasha kills him and then runs up and chops his head off and puts his head in a burlap sack. Camera man's like Sasha you piece of shit. Let me out of here. You gotta let me out. You gotta
dim fucker and then Sasha just runs off and leaves cameraman there. And then we get like a cool little Soviet propaganda ending showing Stalin like looking proud over his army and Sasha standing right next to him. And it's pretty much the end of your movie. What do you think of Frankenstein's army there buddy? I got a kick out of it. I like it. Yeah, I like it a lot. The one thing that I didn't mention was did you did you notice the lady head teddy bear? Oh yeah.
When cameraman was sneaking around the laboratory he happens upon a what appears to be a decapitated woman's head sewn onto a teddy bear but still alive so now in the little teddy bear arms are kind of moving. So in the trivia I found out that's actually Frankenstein's mother or it's supposed to be. It's never meant to mention in the movie or anything but oh there's that for you. What are you doing with that head there? Right Frankie.
Good show. I found this one streaming on Tubi. It's from 2013. It's pretty good little show. Yeah. Yeah. Found footage. The monsters are bananas. If nothing else just watch it for the fucking monster. Special effects were pretty good on it. Oh totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check that shit out in mates and we're going to take us a little break. We'll come back with some other stuff. Here comes the yogas with Vera Farmiga. So prepare yourself. Get your yogas out. Here we go. The Yaga time.
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de-rande-rand to me. Yeah. It's just it's just very bland. She's got good pipes. Yeah. Good voice but the music itself just seemed very bland. Yeah. All right well that was the yogas everybody. All right. Enjoy that with Vera Farmiga. Lead singer. We have no Chuck or his cherry to pop so I guess we're just going to jump right into the tarot dome my friend. All right. No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering.
I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains. I'm going to bash you right the fuck. Kill you. You can't get crazy. Kill you. That's a dream on death. 60-year-old child, because blind, pale, immobile face, the blackest size, the devil, something. Welcome to the Teradome. First last week's winner, singles competition out of the inferno conference we had the predator versus the toxic Avenger.
The crime wave in Tromaville hit a fever pitch. Melvin can only do so much and was losing his will to fight. The hunter sensed this and chose the perfect time to strike. Engaging in hand-to-hand combat, the mop was of little use against the predator's claws. Melvin's malformed skull was placed on the trophy rack later that day. With the vote of 6-2, the predator advances over the toxic Avenger. Wow, that was closer than I thought.
I know. Well, really, it's just Tom Hardy. He's the only one that made that even not a blow out. Let's take a look at this week's matchup, shall we? We are in the inferno conference round 9, as usual in May. It's bear with me. I'm not much of a writer. The yacht was found adrift in the Hudson Bay about four days after its departure. Her crew and all of the passengers dead and dismembered in horrific ways. Most of the passengers were teenagers on a school trip to the Big Apple.
New York City itself was under attack in a different way. One of its finest had gone rogue and begun a killing spree. Matthew Cordell had been taken off the NYPD beat. Rail wrote it through the criminal justice system and beaten to death in a prison cell on Rikers Island. Now he was back in taking revenge on the city that abandoned him. A board the yacht, a different killing spree had taken place.
The crystal lake slasher Jason Voorhees had chased a camp counselor aboard just before the yacht got underway and found himself trapped on the ship. Now the yacht was being ferried into the harbor for further investigation. Singles competition, we have the maniac cop versus Jason Voorhees, buddy. Ooh, what do you think of that one? Wow. This one is really all about setting, I feel like. We've seen Jason takes Manhattan. It's possibly the worst movie ever.
But if the maniac cop were to find himself in a forest situation, I feel like the edge goes to Jason. Yeah. So you're going to have to draw your own conclusions on this one. Ooh, man. I'm going to take the maniac cop just because I feel like he's got more stuff in his toolbox. He's got guns. He can drive a car and run Jason over while he's on fire, by the way. You know, I think I'm going to go Jason on this one.
Okay. Because yeah, he can drive a car while on fire, run him over, but you know what, Jason's just going to get right back up again. Yeah, that's a valid point. I'm the same could be said for Matthew Cordell, but that's fine. I get you. I'm with you on that. I think it's whoever can decapitate each other first. Sure. Or somehow, like put him in a hydraulic press and just turn him into dust. Good too. Like, liquefy them perhaps. Somehow, I don't know. Yeah, burning's not going to do anything.
Not really. No, nope. Nope. Don't give a shit about that. Neither one of them gives a shit about that. Right. That's your match up for the weekend, mates. It's the maniac cop versus Jason Voorhees. Get us your vote by next week if you can. Mental Health Hotline, of course, is Area Code 775-3870-275. Or just go to paddedroompodcast.com, hit the tarot dome link, and booyah, you're right there. In the meantime, we got to tell you what movies we got to watch this week.
In a little segment called, what are you looking at? What are you looking at? Yes, sir. I was kind of coming out of the 31 for 31 and kind of winding down a little bit. And the television in my bedroom took a shit. So that's all my pain in the dick. Good news. It's under warranty. Bad news. I'm not going to have another TV for another 12 to 19 days before they deliver the new one. Regardless, I did manage to watch Cthulhu Mansion from 1991. Have you seen that one?
Starring William Shatner's daughter. It's bad. It's really bad. Yeah, Robin Shatner. Wow. She has nothing to do with Cthulhu at all. It has to do with a magician. And I like there's a little dusting of like a Cthulhu cult type of a thing. Lovecraftian stuff going on. Watch that. Watched Hell Night from 1981 with Linda Blair. Okay. Made for TV movie. It still holds up. Yeah, I'm sure it does. It's kind of silly, but it's all right. And that's all I got to watch. How about you?
But you got like two months worth of movies, too. Give me some highlights. All right, some highlights. I'll kind of skip the room. Only barriers in the building season two and three. Because the first time I said we saw season one. Yeah. We're actually in the middle of four right now. So, okay. That'll probably be by next Tuesday. Right on. Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey, part two. I started at once. I never just had that. Not bad.
Yeah. I mean, it kind of picks up where it left off and then just keeps going. I'm assuming you saw the first one, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Better or worse than the first one. Equal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's what's inside. I was trying to look to see who this one was. I can't remember the cast looks familiar. But I'm like, uh, whatever. Completely forgot about it. Yeah, completely forgot about it. It was a while ago. That'll happen. This is a Zodiac speaking. I think it was three episodes.
So it's based off the Zodiac killer. So it's a four-minute back in the late 60s. I don't know. You've seen the Zodiac one with Jake Jillinol. And I think Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. So it's, you know, where those characters came from is like the people that were in the actual deal. Very neat. Of course, the very ending, you know, you don't know if it was the guy or not. But this is like the whole family testimony and everything.
I mean, all the clues, everything lines up, but there's just no proof yet. Okay. But yeah, it was a great watch. Nice. Heretic. Okay. I heard good things about this. Yeah. So I just went and saw this on the whim. Okay. And I was like, you know what, I was actually expecting to watch Smile 2. I'm like, no. Oh, so this one came out. I'm going to do this one. Okay. And what a great movie. I mean, yeah. It's not hurt. Yeah. I was very pleasantly surprised. What's that British guy's name? You grant.
Yeah. You grant. How well he did as a creep. Oh, yeah. And I recommend this movie to everybody. I want to spoil nothing. I just think it was very well done. Very nice. The substance. I'm not going to say really anything on it. Other than, oh, my gosh, you got to see this movie. There is, it's definitely not for kids because there's a lot of nudity in this movie. I like that. Yeah. It's not because I would say more. That might encourage you to watch this movie.
That might encourage you to watch this movie. Not just Demi Moore is the chick that another gal is in. It's like a younger chick, right? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. What a body this one has. All right. Yeah. So I'm sure you're going to watch it sooner than later now. Oh, yeah. It's more than that. And another movie called Don't Move. Oh, that sounds familiar. Okay. So this one basically, this is Gal that her and her husband are having issues. The son like passed away over a cliff.
And then she's like paying respects at the cliff. And this dude basically, in a way, kidnap her and the don't move part is because he paralyzes her. So then all this takes place on the way to wherever the destination is. Okay. So you got the town folks. You got, you know, like gas stations, you got cops. You got, you know, other witnesses. They're like, what was going on and trying to do this? And then just things just keep happening. And, and, uh, man, I really like that movie.
It was, it was pretty good. Right. So, yeah. That was it. That's all you got? Yeah. All righty. Right on, man. How about some immersion therapy then? Mm hmm. Ah! Ah! Ah! Immersion therapy. Yeah, buddy. What did you think of Dear Camp 86? Man, I thought it was hilarious. Yeah, it's my show. I feel like it was us doing a podcast, but instead of a podcast, we're going Dear Camp. Yeah. We're just going out in the woods. Yeah. Maybe find a beer, maybe not. Yeah. Mostly just a drink beer.
I love the fat guy. Why aren't you drinking a beer? Somebody get him a beer? I'm gonna pupe a dope. Fill your sister's head. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good show, man. Oh, man. I got kick out of it. I didn't care so much about the ending, but it's just like everything leading up to it was just so much fun to watch. I kind of like... I kind of like... Yeah, the guys were fucking chocolate. I like the ending. I like the killer. I like the look of the killer. Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good show.
It kind of reminded me without the comedic element. There was another movie called... I think it was a Venge or something like that. I'm not gonna give too much a way about it, but it has to do with a chick getting possessed by this Native American deity and going on a killing spree. But this one I thought was much better. Yeah. And I kind of like the ending when it cuts to 2024 and all the doos' nozzles roll up. And they're like, hey, we'll have a hard celtzer in a low-cal shot of tequila.
Fuck outta here. Yeah. What do you got for us this week, buddy? Alright, this week let's check out 2024's apartment 7a. This is about a struggling young dancer that finds herself drawn to... drawn in by dark forces when a peculiar, well-connected older couple promise her a shot at fame. And you'll find this gem on Paramount Plus. Very cool. Check that shit out. And mates will do the same in compare notes next week. Yes, and for those that don't know, this is a prequel to Rosemary's Baby.
It can't be any worse than Rosemary's Baby. I don't know. I know you like Rosemary's Baby. I do like Rosemary's Baby. This one I thought did just fine. Oh, you saw it already? Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, that's cool. No, that's cool. I get that. No, I just... I would not have watched it if you hadn't brought it up. Yeah. Just because I was not a fan of Rosemary's Baby. But on the other hand, this... I don't think this could be any worse to me than Rosemary's Baby. Yeah, no. It's so fucking boring.
Just tell them to get out of your apartment. That's all you got to do. It's not hard. You got to be in red. Just get the fuck out of here. Take your weird health shakes with all right, whatever. Uh, right. Yeah, check that shit out. It mates in, uh, we'll compare notes next week. But now it is time to educate me. Mm-hmm. Who is Daddy? First my clues from last week. I, uh, just thought I would go and do some grocery shopping with my son here.
Uh, while I was in the store, a weird weather situation popped up. And now everybody's kind of losing their shit. Uh, I personally don't care. I'm used to weird weather. I thought I would just get in the car and leave. But then some guy with blood coming out of his head came in and said, Hey, there's a bunch of weird shit in the fog out there, so don't go out there. And then we sent some people out to check it out. Um, I don't think any of them made it in one guy's leg.
We found one guy's leg and that sucks. Mm-hmm. I don't know where the rest of them is, but that part sucks. So now we have a bit of a problem because everybody trapped in this, uh, supermarket with me is rapidly coming unhinged and coming up with some really weird ideas about how we're going to survive this. I am, of course, the mist. Yeah. That is a punch to the neck. Yeah, that ending home, man. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a tough situation right there.
Mm-hmm. I never, I don't know which Stephen King short story or book that's based on, but I'm curious if that is the same ending that was in the book. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I want to know. Maybe I just leave it the way it is. Why would I read the book and get even more depressed about the movie? Who knows the way it was? I don't know. What did I read this? I hate to think that the Stephen King book has a more happy upbeat ending than the movie.
Yeah, they get through the fog, what a misclear way. Yeah, this and they're in a water park. Yeah, there's a long way. Everybody, it's Disney Land. Water slides. Is that a lazy river? Stupid. I don't think I see anything like that. I don't like that. You know, I have to have it read the book, buddy. I'm just saying it. Maybe they end up at Costco. Oh, shh. All right, let's go back in the mess. I don't want to wait in line. All right. All right. Who might I be this week you ask?
Well, buddy, I am a college student and things are going pretty swimmingly. I believe I'm in the Pacific Northwest just judging by the weather of my surroundings. Everything was going pretty cool until my boyfriend got really depressed for absolutely seemingly no reason and despondent and immediately killed himself. That part sucks, but now I'm tasked with cleaning out his fucking dorm room where I find a thumb drive that's got some interesting things on it.
I plug it in and now my computer is doing all kinds of weird shit, like taking me to random websites with that just appear to have people staring back at me for no reason. And one of them is a guy just taking a bag off his head over and over again. Pretty sure I saw a dude kill himself on this website. That's nasty.
And now going through my dead boyfriends' papers, I'm realizing that he was part of a computer lab that was experimenting with ultra Wi-Fi, which somehow, if I remember right, connected them into frequencies and dimensions that they had no business getting in contact with. And now because this ultra Wi-Fi has been exposed and practiced with various pissed off entities and things are now communicating through standard Wi-Fi and creating a basic suicide pandemic.
And fuck me, I got to figure out how to turn this thing off. Who might I be you ask, buddy? Tune in next week and I will drop some knowledge on you and everybody else. In the meantime, in May, it's thank you very much for joining us. I think that's about going to do it for us this week. Yeah, Chuck, maybe back next week? Maybe, maybe we can- If I let him out of the basement, we can get Nuckle Deacon Chuck again. Because his cherry needs a pop. And I can feel the tension on it. That's right.
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