Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. Jesus Christ, here comes Snapchat, no. I don't know, I'll probably buy her again next year. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway, had a great time.
I guess that's Halloween technology these days, dude. They can do that. They can have a big stupid Tyrannosaurus Rex that encompasses their whole body and still somehow negotiate the neighbor's pumpkin patch without lighting themselves on fire. Which is a concern that I had, but luckily we were able to negotiate that. All right, no matter what that shit is, man, we have to re- hey, I'm getting serious.
Okay, I'm serious about tonight's show. There will be no more jokes or laughing or happiness So I'm just gonna kick straight horror facts and give you my thoughts on the movie we're going back to the old The old format, you know, I got one movie that I focused on I'm not gonna do the October blood lust Although I do kind of miss it. It's fun, but there's a reason I only we only do it for one month out of the year You know, all right anyway, let's let's go ahead and do the show here
What do you say? What do you got horror news? We got listener mail bro I don't give a fuck if those two show up or not really because I'm gonna do it all by myself and if they can contribute That's awesome and if not I'm here. I'm here all day long Well into the night here comes some horror news for you Horror news Who is ready for another orphan movie raise your head That's what I thought most of you. I'm down. I'm down with the orphan situation So
Lionsgate has confirmed that a third installment in the orphan franchise is underway. That's great. I Would prefer that They don't bring Elizabeth Ferman back. That's just me. I dude. I like I like the last one or Orphan begins or whatever it was the prequel with Julia styles. I liked it a lot of twists and turns very well written enjoyed that Gotta be honest with you Knowing that Elizabeth Ferman is probably deep into her 30s at this point
You can only do so much, you know what I mean? And the whole premise of that character was that she doesn't age so Trying to make her not age when she's clearly aging is just making it very strange So I don't know which direction we're going with this Maybe maybe it's a pre prequel which would be cool. Have Elizabeth Ferman play
Natalia's mom and then bring in another chick to be the or the proverbial orphan. I don't know I don't know man, but if they're gonna try and do that shit again It's gonna be it's gonna look weird dude is what I'm telling you and it looked weird in the prequel
I'm not saying I didn't like the prequel. I'm just saying it looked a little weird. Okay. That's it It's very you especially since we know, you know I think that's the real problem is that we know she's a full grown ass adult and They're trying to make her look like a Well a full grown ass adult, but in the body of a eight-year-old I guess is the way that that I don't know man. It's very strange Either way, I'll check it out speaking of sequels dudes
Are we ready? Do we even want let's think about this is this is this a sequel that we want?
I don't know, but production has begun on black phone two Okay, we're doing another black phone coming at us love the first one great great show Ethan Hawke Some other people whose names I don't recall So how how I guess my real my real question is without any kind of input from Joe Hill who wrote the original Story for the black phone that the black phone was based on Where we going where we going with this let's not turn this into a children of the corn situation
Okay, that's all I'm saying because this can go south fast and if we're gonna start cranking out sequels to that thing it it may Dimitri the quality it may diminish the opinion of the original is what I'm saying Either way, I'm interested I will definitely You know, I'll give it a watch. I'm gonna reserve judge. Well, let's see what they're gonna do Maybe they're maybe they're gonna Maybe it's gonna be animated
I don't know they could they could do a lot of things here. I don't know man What else we got here fright rags is offering a silent night deadly night musical snow globe for all you silent night deadly night fanboys out there I don't need it man. I'm trying to I got I got to do some I Got I got to put this room on a weight loss program. I got way too much horror bullshit in here I just bought like three more horror board games. I know I know no I know I know I know it's a
Dary and you said you weren't gonna buy any more horror board games. Yeah, I know I know that's what I said Clearly I was lying when I said that because I went to target and Dude they just put out another installment of horrified Monsters from around the world. It's got fucking Kathulu in it all right You think I'm not gonna buy that for 30 bucks. Of course. I'm gonna buy that for 30 bucks. All right But what I don't need is a
Silent Night deadly night musical snow globe. I have a Gremlins snow globe right over here came in one of my original horror blocks That got discontinued like four or five years ago. I missed those because they would send some cool shit that I would not otherwise buy
But once I had like they one of them had a pinhead Funko. I was like oh fuck yeah pinhead Funko I hate Funkos, but I got a pinhead Funko now, so that's cool There you go I mean I wouldn't have went out and purchased a pinhead Funko, but if one shows up at my doorstep
All right, yeah, that's pretty cool. I like that. All right anyway Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that here's something I'm Slowly getting more invested in Pinocchio Unstrung Now this is going to be the next installment in the Pooniverse Situation whatever you want to call it Now I wasn't all that interested to be honest with you to start with but still still photography is up You can find it at bloody disgusting and they just released that this film is going to be starring Robert England now I am
Slightly more interested. I could tell you right now. He's probably gonna put gonna play jupetto and That's fine, I suppose Are we are we ready to get in get involved in the Pooniverse It's a tough sell for me, dude. It's I'll be honest with you. I tried to watch one of the blue the one of the blue One of the poo blood and honey to like three times and each time I just kind of Found something else to do with my life, you know what I mean?
It I don't know dude. I don't know if I need this in my life, but anyway, I'm now mildly curious now that we know that Robert England is Gonna be a part of this so he's got he's got the credentials to pot He's got to be a villain though, you know what I mean? Don't try to sell me Robert England is a good guy because that's just gonna be weird and
Awkward and no, I don't know, but we'll see what's going on. We'll have some trailers out soon. Hopefully Lastly here's something I am kind of interested in Cinematic sent archive are you familiar with this at all? Basically, it's a online company that makes fragrances based on movies Okay, now I know you're very excited already and they've got a bunch of movies that they have fragrances based on This last Halloween season they just released two more Trick or treat
Which I assume is gonna have like a pumpkin-y kind of aroma to it. Okay, I Don't know that I want to smell like that, but it's not a It's not it's not a unpleasant Fragrance, you know you normally you walk into something and you smell the pumpkin you think to yourself Oh somebody went to Michaels and bought some scented candles and then that's about the end of that right?
So do I want to walk around smelling like that all day? I Don't I don't think that's the the vibe I want to put out there now, but it gets better It gets but wait there's more trick or treat very cool What do you suppose the next movie?
Well, obviously it's gonna be a horror film that has a fragrance based on I'm gonna tell you it's not anything that I want to smell It's the Texas chainsaw massacre Now what the fuck do you think that's gonna smell like if I just got to put it out there a shoot from the hip on this one I'm gonna say probably engine grease and body odor and maybe a light dusting of Like chicken carcass
I'm not okay to be honest. I'm not 100% sure what chicken carcass smells like but if you like Outside of rob zombie there aren't a lot of movies that you can watch and think to yourself That is a stinky situation Rob zombie movies Everybody in that movie stinks for every character I should say I'm sure they actually smell very pleasant the actors and actresses but the characters stinky funky disgusting Same thing with Texas and there's a very you know
Texas chainsaw massacre vibe and a lot of rob zombie movies. I think that's gonna stink Okay, that's interesting. I you got my attention there a cinematic scent archive But here's the really interesting point The trick or treat and the Texas chainsaw massacre fragrances are going to be shipped in VHS packaging So it comes like in a clamshell the old VHS clamshell, which is kind of cool
I did a little research on the topic and found out that each one of these bottles is Is 98 dollars each and that is for a six ounce bottle of the fragrance That is a little um, but well, I'm not gonna do
What when I go shopping for cologne. I don't go shopping for cologne What happens is I'm at the supermarket and the they got like the three-dollar section right to the the the left hand side of the cash register and there's a there's a um, um, I don't know a Dracan or whatever the whatever the fucking French shit is over there and it's like three dollars and I go Ah, yeah, three bucks who gives a shit and I put it on and it usually burns my skin a little bit and
Kills all the insects around me and then I'm like I gotta take a shower and then that's the end of my um, fragrance shopping experience as they say so a little bit out of my price range from the three dollar to the 98 dollar You know extravaganza there, but interesting and if somebody actually buys one of these things I would love to know what they smell like if you think one of these things is gonna get me laid uh, then um, I'm willing to
Uh, yeah, I'll probably buy one. I don't think it's gonna be the Texas chainsaw mask or one though I'm just gonna put that out there. All right that is all I have on the horror news inmates. I think it's time for some listener mail Listener mail Listener mail Let's see what we got here No emails this week, but we do have some voice mails coming at us Let's kick things off from Southern California. Here comes the man
The myth the legend mr. mad max himself tom hearty is here Hey Hey, oh, where is how did we go now with my favorite DJ on our fifth week? It's just me big baby. Everyone is doing well. I'm good to get in real quick first off Darian again Thank you for the solo shows. I always appreciate you putting a mask for them. I ain't going nowhere dude um On the uh, caradone. What do you think man versus Dracula? Yeah, come on now. Yeah, this is the first
The first real showdown. It's gonna be it's gonna be a good fight season 9 pinion. Yeah Ah put me down tough one to tough one that bucket put me down or the tall man. Okay tall man. It is I don't know why just because okay. No, Ferris. But what are you looking at the apartment? What you got? I got to finish the at uh that hysteria show okay Not bad. And I think uh you were kind of getting to the bottom of it with your assessment that you were hearing pretty much
It's all right. No, yeah. That's kind of my uh my take on it. Okay. It was all right. It wasn't great Kind of wanted it to be better wanted it to finish stronger, but there was fine. Okay. I'm fine. Whatever. It's fair enough Watch the witch trap again That's what you know, okay. Hey, huh? Here? What? You're maybe some plot holes. You think? I'm not gonna point any out. Okay. I picked up on him. You know, I think there might be you know some plot holes here.
See there might be. I've got to catch they live again. That's a good one. I'm sure everybody seen it. We of course appreciate it. Yes, sir. And I got to catch this movie And I believe it was on Amazon called Dear Camp 86. I've been flirting with man. This is a great fucking flip. You like that? It's low budget. Okay. You know, but it's very unique very different. All right. There are some like
Arion type stereotypical bullshit in it. Sure. It's a fun flip man. I had fun with it. I enjoyed highly recommended Dear Camp 86. Anyway, that's all I got. Hope you got someone to talk to this easy. I do not love you like family and bye now. I love you too Tom Hardy. Thanks for calling in I don't tell you what my friend. You just picked this week's immersion therapy. Dear Camp 86 on uh what did you say? Amazon, I think I will verify that
And I will we'll talk more about that when we get to the immersion therapy. Thank you very much for calling in Mr. Hardy. Love you too. You know that. You always do. I got well let me okay. Well, I got we got more voice males to get into here. But before we do that Tom Hardy. God bless him. Um brings it. Well, he did intentionally bring it up. But something came to mind for me while he was rattling off his what are you looking at this week?
Um what we got three movies and two out of the three were classics. Well, well, I'm gonna go ahead and call which trap a classic because it was made before uh 1990. I don't know that I would call it a classic as in like a classic piece of cinema. But for for what it's worth. Um interesting interesting thing came to mind there like me like me Tom Hardy spends a lot of time going back to
movies that he really enjoyed and when we get into what am I looking at this week? I'm gonna break some I'm gonna break off some more classics. For me. Uh but that brings to light an interesting point and kind of a um uh crisis of conscious if you will that I recently cat. Okay so let me kick thing let me start off at the top here. Um there's a I ordered a bunch of blue rays off of Amazon. Uh there's slowly showing up at my house. Uh what did I get? I got anything for Jackson.
Great movie uh ordered late night with the devil another good one um in a violent nature was great in uh off season. Okay what a little Amazon shopping spree my wife's gonna throw me a left hook when when all these things show up at the house. But uh after I ordered it I always feel guilty after I order blue rays even though I only spent about 80 bucks which isn't that big of a deal for me.
But coming into this room where I record this podcast which is like my little horror cave here and looking at my shelves of blue rays. I can't help but wonder and like think to myself okay if I immediately cut off all my streaming services and all my uh cable and every just basically got rid of everything. Um entertainment wise my PS5 my Oculus through it all out to where all I had left was a blue ray player a TV in the movies I have in front of me.
I don't think I'm gonna live long enough to rewatch every single movie I have on these shelves. So which brings me to my next point new horror coming out right I gotta I gotta get I gotta see what what all the new movies are. I just ordered two of them uh late night with the devil in a um in a violent nature. But even if I were to continue to order movies at the rate that I am I wouldn't have any time for any new horror.
And I feel like Tom Hardy is kind of with me on this bizarro equation because he himself is also watching his old face. Like every time he does what are you looking at 90% of his movies are gonna be old favorites of his which is 100% cool. There's nothing wrong with that but there are new movies coming out so what I'm curious about is the ratio to the old favorites versus the new hype.
Something I'm working on maybe there's a bonus podcast in there somehow I don't know I don't know where I'm going with that it's just a weird kind of thought that I had out of nowhere. Right on Tom Hardy thank you for calling in sir uh let's get over to our main man in Alabama. Allens in the house. Add a room what's up Alan. Carried on of course can we drag you up uh Darryen are you one of the Lizzy Borden movies. I am. And uh what have I watched?
Let's see I watched your detections I'll mask her I watched Maxine actually liked it probably the best out of that trilogy. Okay um I watched this little movie Bruce Campbell uh doofy called Black Friday of Span. And low budget yeah really um hope everybody's doing well. How's the later time beautiful thanks for calling in.
I know I actually started Black Friday a couple days ago um I got to about the 30 minute mark where Devon saw uh in his buddy or driving to the uh Walmart or wherever they work and that was about the time I just kind of moved on with my life. Um Alan's kind of in the same boat look at that he watched uh Max well Maxine's a new movie. Uh well actually Alan it looks like you're keeping up on the new stuff which is good. That's where I I feel like that's where I need to be.
But in doing that I'm just gonna end up buying more fucking blue rays that I'm never in my life gonna have enough time to watch. Never mind the American horror stories and the uh hysteria's and the uh only murders in the building. And the grotesqueies and all the beige mode season after season of Bates Motel. I have got to pretty much resign myself to not ever being caught up on all of that because I'm not a healthy person.
Actually I am I run a lot and I try to eat well but that notwithstanding I'm not gonna live forever. So I feel like my movie watching has got to be kind of maybe I need to be a little more particular or a little less. I don't know I don't know where I'm going yet. Anyway got you down for Dracula Alan. Uh tall man for Tom Hardy that is all I have on the listener mail. Are you guys ready to jump into Frankenstein's Monster Month?
I've got this whole month blocked out for Frankenstein's S.C. movies. And that starts right about now. In 1931 the world was horrified by the motion picture of Frankenstein. In 1935 horror turned to terror with the pride of Frankenstein. In 1919 the makers of best case and brain damage bring you. What a day. Frankenstein. Jeffrey Franken has a plan. I just want to bring him back. He has the ingenuity. I need to see my body. He has everything he needs except the raw materials. He has all still.
Oh my god. Fony. Jeffrey's creation is alive. What's this emergency? Oh yeah. He's sexy. What a day he's going out. My my way home. Thanks anyway. He's so jerked. I'm going to throw it. You like the poor but she's purple. She's got the high stars on her. She's on the bomb. I'm a real big tale. A plastic revenge. Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Incredible. Thomas M. They may be required. That's right daddy. It is Frankenhooker. From 1990 written by Robert Martin directed by Frankenstein.
It's directed by Frank Hennenlater. It's got 6.2 stars on IMDB. That's a bit much I'd say but that's fine. It's got a hard R rating starring James Lawrence, Joanne Richie, and Patty Mullin. You probably seen this one. This is a trauma classic. It's got it's it is trauma to the gills. And Frank Hennenlater. You love him. I think this was his biggest budget budgeted movie. Out of the big three. The big Frank Hennenlater. I'm talking about basket case, brain damage, and Frankenhooker.
I think this one had the biggest budget behind it. I mean the name pretty much says it all. Frankenhooker. Anyway, we start off at a barbecue. And the barbecue is somewhat we're in New Jersey. Of course, it's trauma. And we're not in traumaville though. We're in some other place in New Jersey. And we're at a very picturesque barbecue. One of the barbecue or somebody at the barbecue lives at the house. And which the barbecue was taking place.
And he is conducting experiments in the kitchen of the house. And by experiments I mean he's got a cyclopian brain. In a fish tank. And he's got it hooked up to a car battery. And apparently nobody finds this odd in any way. People are just walking in and out of the kitchen, getting drinks and stuff. He's also got cameras like implanted. So he's got a monitor set up to where he can... So the brain, it's a brain with an eyeball right in the middle of it.
And he is, I guess, somehow engineered this thing. And it's got a camera in it, I guess. Because it's brought... everything it sees is being sent to a TV. So he's like watching himself through the eye on the TV. If that makes any sense. But we're going to meet this guy's name's Jeffrey Franken. He's played by James Lawrence. Now who the fuck is James Lawrence? I remember him for one and only... Well, other than this. One and only major movie role.
And that was... he played Brett Weir in the Jerky Boys movie. We're just stupid. That shit. But... I mean, anytime you need a Jersey MOOC, you get James Lawrence. He was in Street Trash. He played the mob boss's driver. He was in this. He's been unlike various... He's your token scumbag for all the NCIS and the SVUG. TV shows. Anytime you need a scumbag with an accent, James Lawrence is your guy. Anyway, he's Jeffrey Franken and he is rigged up this life form with a camera.
And it's a brain with an eyeball in the middle. Very nice. At some point his girlfriend comes and he's like, James, you got to come out and be part of the barbecue. He's like, okay, great. So he goes out there. We find out that the barbecue is actually for the girlfriend's dad. It's his birthday and they're celebrating and he's barbecuing. The girlfriend is Elizabeth and she's played by Penthouse Patty Moan.
And we get some very ridiculous dialogue up here because Elizabeth is eating pretzels and one of her friends is like, ah, you better take it easy on the pretzel as you crazy. You're getting fat. And Elizabeth is like, yeah, I know. But, you know, I just... I like to eat and... You know, I had Jeffrey do a tummy tuck on me and like, Jeffrey did a tummy tuck. And she's like, yeah, he's like, you know, he got kicked out of medical school and now he works at the power company.
But he's still very good. He gave me a tummy tuck, but I'm still fat. Now, all this while, we're supposed to sign off on patty moans being fat. She's wearing some baggy clothes. I'll give you that. But she's still a Penthouse pet and a very attractive young lady. Circa 1990. I don't know what she looks like today. But anyway, I digress. It's time for dad to cut his cake and open the presents.
And this is where we find out that Jeff has built her dad a... I guess it's a... it's supposed to be a remote controlled lawn mower is what it is. It's very... it looks more like a snowblower to me, but it's basically a snowblower with a bunch of tubes and wires hanging out of it. And Elizabeth is explaining to her dad, oh, Jeffrey did it. Oh, he's great, isn't he? He just turned the switch and the lawn mower is right behind her. And then he pushed this button and then the lawn mower kicks on.
And then Jeff is like, oh, you should probably not stand in front of it. And she's like, and then you hit this and it'll just guide itself around the yard and mower your lawn for you. And then she kicks it on and the thing immediately runs her over. And you see a bunch of stupid body parts flying in the air. Oh, shit, that's our first kill of the movie ladies and gentlemen. It's our girlfriend Liz. She is now out of the equation, very tragic.
And we're not going to see Patty Mullin again for about an hour in the movie. Not even close. Because from there we get a bunch of bullshit news reports about a tragic accident and we find out that one of the news reports coined the phrase, a tossed human salad. I'm not talking about butthole filetio. I'm talking about all of her body parts basically being tossed in the air. Via this news report we find out that the head and the hands were never recovered.
They are still at large and people need to try to find the head and hands. So that's very exciting. And then some news reports and they talk to Jeff and they talk to the dad. I don't know what happened to my daughter. And Jeff is like, I don't know what happened to the head and the hands. Just leave me alone. And then we cut back to Jeff's house where he has a... He's living with his parents still. That's a sign of great success. He's in his bedroom.
He's basically turned his bedroom into a bizarro. Conspiratorial med lab slash biolab kind of a thing. He's got like a bunch of anatomy books all over the place and electrical engineering books all over the place. And his mom comes in and this is where we find out that a year has passed because his mom comes in and she's like, oh you know Jeff. You got to get over Elizabeth. It's been a year and nobody's found her head yet. There's a nice girl at the supermarket.
She's been asking about you and Jeff is like, oh my get out of here. You're by the me. I'm trying to work here. And now Jeff's eyes are all sunken and it looks like he hasn't slept much. Very exciting. Once mom leaves his bedroom, we find out that Jeff of course has the head and the hands. And he's keeping it in a... It looks like a freezer but it's filled up with a weird pink liquid. And as soon as mom leaves, he takes Elizabeth's head out of the freezer thing and he starts like talking to it.
He's like, oh I got the schematics built right here for you. I'm going to put a new body on you. It's going to be great. I'm going to make out what you afterwards. And very exciting stuff. Okay so they have like a weird romantic dinner with the severed head. The problem though is that Jeff needs parts to put this Frankenstein body together that he can then suture Elizabeth's head onto. So he's like, oh where am I going to get parts? Now he doesn't know. He can't figure it out.
And in order to figure it out, what he does is he drills holes in his head. And I guess every time he does that, it makes him... He gets like a flash of genius or something, he gets like inspired when you drill a hole in your head. Let's not do this at home in mates. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Lloyd Kaufman signed off on it. It must be medically sound. I'm going to tell you no. Alright, put the drill bits away. We're not doing that.
If you really want to get inspired, pick your nose. It's basically the... has the exact same effect. But without all the blood in the, you know, the cranial skull fragments, things like that. So just pick, just get yourself a nice booker going. And then once that's out, you'll breathe better. And you might get a good idea about what to do with your 401k. Alright, so Jeff Solick's, I drilled a couple holes in his head. Oh god, I got it. You need lady parts. You go where the ladies are.
So he puts on his best college professor jacket and some big stupid filled on a hue glasses. And he goes across the bridge into New York City. Woo! Man hat and island, I believe. I can't say for sure. But this is CD. 1980s New York. You knew as soon as I said Frank Hannon-Lotter that we were going to go to CD1980s New York, which is the best possible state of New York. I don't think it gets any CDer than Frank Hannon-Lotter in New York, except maybe Bill Lustbick.
He gets pretty with the maniac and the maniac cop movies. Those are all pretty good CD1980s New York movies. Anyway, Jeff is driving around in his parents' station wagon, I assume. And he finds the stroll. He finds all the ladies of the stroll. And he's going up and down and he's like, that one's got a nice breast and that one has some legs. That one's got some nice feature. Eventually he finds one and he calls her over. And they start negotiating and he's like, okay, listen.
It's not for me, okay? It's for my brother. Well, I got a tour in the party. I need like six, seven girls. Can you get six, seven girls and she immediately pulls her tits out and leans against the car. Oh, to be a scumbag in CD1980s New York. You just get tits shoved into your car on a regular basis. She's like, well, if you want that many girls, you've got to talk to Zorro. Zorro runs the girls around here. So Jeff is like, oh, yeah, okay, let's talk to Zorro and he flashes a big water cash.
So the girl hops on the car and they drive to a CD1980s New York. I think it was a strip club or maybe it was just a shitty, shitty bar. I don't know. I don't care. I love it. I want to go in there. There are naked women dancing. So I don't know if they were asked to do that or if anybody's tipping them or maybe they just felt the urge because of whatever the fuck drugs they were. I don't know. That's the mystery of the CD1980s New York strip club slash teddy bar. I don't even know where it is.
He goes in there, the place is disgusting. He's walking around. This prostitute is leading him around more to the point. They go back and do a men's room, which I feel like the capacity of the men's room for the purposes of this movie was like three times the size of the bar itself. There's like 45 people packed into this men's room and there's room to move. You know, there's somebody having sex and one of the stalls. With another dude in there just hanging out.
I think he was waiting to take a shit as soon as they were done having sex. She takes him back there. We meet Zorro. Zorro. He's a whole lot of Zorro. He's like a Puerto Rican bodybuilder. He's got a big Z-gold chain with a Z on it. He's all blinged up. He's like, oh, I'm going all the ladies around here. Some other dude comes up and buys some crack. So he's selling crack too. Jeff is like, okay, yeah, listen, hey, I got to get like six-seven girls from my brother's party.
Can you do that? He's like, oh, yeah, Jeff, let me come and talk to me, my friend. I get you the best girls around here. I am Zorro. And he's like, yeah, okay, I'll be back tomorrow night. You get me your best girls. And we'll all pay everything. He flashes his water cash just before Jeff leaves, though. He noticed a couple of guys buy some crack off of Zorro. So he's like, hey, how much for those plastic bags of crack? And Zorro's like, oh, for you, my friend, I give you for free.
So Jeff gets himself some crack. And then goes holland-ass back across the bridge to his parents, the bedroom at his parents house. All right, while he's there, he does some experiments and some chemical tests on the crack cocaine that he just purchased. And manages to chemically soup it up into supercrack. And he's got himself like a full mason jar of supercrack. And now, because he's been drilling more holes in his head, he decides it's a good idea.
He's just going to take whichever one of these six, seven girls has the best body. And he's going to kill her, bring the body back to the bedroom laboratory where he will then suture Elizabeth's head on. And that's money in the bank right there. So he's going to use the supercrack. He's justifying this whole thing by saying he's going to use the supercrack to kill the girls. But he's not going to force them to take the supercrack. Therefore, they're actually committing suicide.
They're not, he's not by in any way, shape or form committing murder. So good for you, Jeff. I'm glad you found a way to sleep at night. Incidentally, I should mention that he tested the supercrack on a guinea pig and it blew up like a hand grenade. Which, eh, okay, sure, that'll work. That'll work. So back across the bridge, he goes the following night for his big party with the six or seven prostitutes. He gets there, he gets himself into a shady New York flop house.
We have found, we have completed the shady New York trifecta. We have the disgusting scummy teddy bar. We have the, the host role, which we saw at the beginning. And now we have the flop house to go with it. Well done, Mr. Henninglater. I believe we complete all three of those in each of the three big Henninglater movies. It's good to know that he's not breaking stride on this one. It's a disgusting flop house.
You know it's a disgusting flop house because when you walk in, the guy at the front desk is behind like a chainmail gate. So you can't like, you know, I've tried a stab him or something like that. And the prostitutes are all well versed at the operation of the flop house. So with the main prostitute finds Jeff takes him up to the flop house room where the six or seven, I believe it was six young ladies were waiting for him. And he's like, he's got his lab coat on and his doctor headband thingy.
And he's like, all right ladies, we're going to do a little like a, like a beauty pageant in which ever one, I'm going to take some, some statistics and then whichever one is the best is going to bang my brother. And arrest you guys can go go back to work, huh? And Zoro's downstairs in the clock is ticking. So here we go. We get a very stupid montage of Jeff like weighing their boobs. These chicks. Okay. Let's talk about these chicks for a minute.
Now I read in the trivia that the majority of this movie was filmed without a permit, any permits at all. And also did not include any sag or after actors or union workers. So the majority of these young ladies were found at the local strip club and were paid based on their willingness to do nudity. So, okay, out of the six, I would say four of them look like they came out of a strip club.
The other two look like they were probably found in a Walmart shopping, you know, parking lot and were offered 50 bucks to get in the van. And they did just that. So some of these chicks were really hot. Some of them. Yeah. All right. Anyway, we get a very stupid montage of Jeff like weighing their boobs, measuring the distance between their knee and their ankle. Getting the circumference of their inner thighs, like sniffing their hair and doing things like that.
And then finally, we cut back periodically to Zoro downstairs who's getting pissed off and looking at his watch. Eventually, the main prostitute is like, all right, Jeff, you got to make a decision here, sweetie. The rest of us got to get back to work. If you're not going to pay us, then we got to go. And Jeff is like, oh god, ladies, I don't know. I can't pick. You're also perfect. Oh, and then they're like, all right, we'll just give us the money then, Jeffrey.
His money is in the like that stupid doctor's bag, that old-timey doctor's bag, along with the Supercrack. So the girls wrestle the bag away from them and they're like, oh, there's the money. Yay. And then they see the Supercrack and they're like, oh, girls, it's time to really party. So they all do the Supercrack and what ensues is a battle royale of chicks just being batshit crazy and jumping on the bed and trying to do wrestling moves on Jeff. And then systematically exploding in weird ways.
Like one of them like explodes from the chest. Another one does like a karate kick and her leg goes flying off. Eventually, Zorro is like freaking out about all this. He's like, oh, the pungent up there. He goes up there and he opens the door just as the Asian chick explodes and like her head and her spine go flying directly at Zorro and hit him in the head and knock him out. And it's batshit crazy.
I think that was probably 95% of their budget just filming this weird or geastic exploding hooker scene. Well done, Mr. Head and Lauder. I applaud you, sir. At this point, Jeff wakes up, kind of like gets up and dust himself off and he's like, oh, go on, just so many. He just starts grabbing random parts, shoving him into a garbage bag and then he hauls ass out of the flop house back into the station wagon across the bridge, back to his lab there at the head his parents bedroom.
Now, he's got all these parts to pay. He dumps them all in the stand-up freezer with the weird schmutz in it. And he's like, oh, god, how do I pick? I don't know. I'll just figure it out. And we find out on the news that there's a storm coming in two days, which is going to possibly give him the amperage he needs to actually re-enimate Elizabeth if he can get her stitched together in that time.
And here's a little fun fact for you. The weatherman on the news channel was actually Zachary from Horrible Horim. I mean, man, Zachary, he would go on to do the voice of the tumor in brain dead, which was kind of cool. But you don't really get to see him. He's just like a voice talent. So anyway, that's kind of cool. Now, Jeff's all freaked out. He's got to get this girl stitched together in time for the big storm.
He goes out to the garage, which from the outside appears to be about the size of my bedroom closet. But when he goes under the inside, it's a full warehouse. And he's got all kinds of cool shit. There's a giant fan and a bunch of Tesla coils. He's got the prerequisite Bunsen burners with the dry ice coming out of it in the plasma ball that really serves no purpose for anything other than looking for the best.
He's got all that shit in there. It's huge. And he's got the table, the Frankenstein table with the hydraulic voice system to get her up into the storm and hopefully get her struck by lightning to give her life again. He's getting it all set up. He gets inside. He gets he gets yelled at by his mom a couple of times. He gets the trunk, the car, the carcass, I guess, the jigsaw puzzle that is the Frankenhooker stitch together.
We don't get to see her just yet. The days go by. Here comes the big storm. He wheels her out, puts her on the table. You can hear the thunder and lightning and the strobe light from outside. He raises her up to the roof, brings her back down, and then the sheet comes off and we get to see the actual titular Frankenhooker. It's Patty Mullen. She now has like a late 80s bangs.
I was hoping for a sexy bride of Frankenstein complete with the frizzed out hair when I got instead was this 90s emo haircut, which is still pretty hot. She's piecemailed together as you would expect. She does have patty mullen's head. It is actually patty mullen's body. She's very sexy. She's got like a purple bikini on some boots. Unfortunately, when Jeff lowers her down and he's like, hey Elizabeth, hey, I put you back together because I love you so much.
You know what I'm saying? She's like, eeehhh. Party, party, party. And she just starts regurgitating the words that the main hooker said in her meetings with Jeff. So she's like, I got all the right parts and all the right places. And just saying disgusting shitty things. Want a date? Want a date? Money, money, money. She accidentally or maybe purposefully headbutts Jeff as she's coming out of the apparatus and knocks him out cold.
She then walks out of the laboratory and just starts walking down the street. Apparently, it's not that far from where Jeff lives to the host roll in Manhattan or wherever it was in the late 80s. Because she gets on a, well, she just walks down the street and then a couple minutes later we see her on a subway. And then a couple minutes later after that she's right back on the host roll where Jeff picked up the initial gang of prostitutes.
And then Jeff is still unconscious this whole time and we're still in the same night. So Jeff wakes up he's like, oh god, she's gone. Where did she go? I don't know. He goes running out to the dry. Oh, where do women go these days? She's a prostitute. She probably went back to the host roll. So he hops in the station wagon and goes screaming across the bridge again. He gets across the bridge trying to track Elizabeth down in the meantime.
Elizabeth who is just staggering around the streets of Manhattan, sputtering this prostitute nonsense comes across a very horny, very short fat man. Possibly of Jewish descent. If I had to put a thumbtack into this guy, it would be a, I would say he is Jewish because I think he looked like an IRA to me. That's just all I'm saying.
Anyway, I don't think this, this guy has ever seen or been paid attention to by a female before because she's like party, party, party, wanna date. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then he just follows her and like everything she does is just like this joint boner him. Oh my god, we're going to this place. Oh, I've been here before. It's amazing. And she's like party, party, party. She takes him back to the flop house. They get upstairs to one of the disgusting rooms.
They, I think have sex, but let's really she just kind of knocks him down and then like jumps on top of him and then like a bunch of lightning and shit comes out of her and then he kind of explodes. But his head is still animated for a second. He's like, oh, that was great. And then he dies and that sucks. From there she's leaving the flop house in some random guy in the hallways like, hey, about a shove my tongue done.
You throw it. And he tries to make out with her and more lightning bolts come out of her mouth. And that guy explodes and his head goes flying out the window. Awesome. Now we're cooking. Now now we're going to cut back to Zoro who apparently woke up and realized that all of his hookers have exploded. And he's very pissed off and depressed about it. He's just kind of, you know, drinking his sorrows away back at that shitty bar.
And he's like, oh my girls, they exploded. Hey, what do I do? I know I'm jumping in and out of accents here. It's terrible. And some punk guys like, hey, ain't nothing worse than a pimped without no prostitute. Zoro, my man. And then incomes Elizabeth and she's party party party. Now what I didn't mention is that Zoro brands all of his girls with a Z brand.
And one of the parts I think it was like her shoulder had the Z brand on it. So she goes walking by and Zoro notices her but he doesn't notice the Z brand. Just yet the punk guy that was with him though was like, hey, baby. Hey, how about me and you? We go a little somewhere more intimate. And she's like party party party. So he takes her back to like a back booth in the shitty bar. Yes, there are booths in it apparently.
And he's like all upon her. He's like, hey, let's, hey, how about we, how about I express to you some physical intimacy. Now I was alive in the late 80s, early 90s. I was probably junior high when this movie came out. I don't remember anybody talking like this ever. I don't know. I could be maybe it was an East Coast thing, but it gets better in mates because as this romantic coupling is taking place there in the back booth Zoro walks by happens to notice the Z brand on her arm.
And he's like, oh, oh, what was this? We better check it out. So he's kind of watching. And then the punk guy. I think I think I'm going to take a creative liberty here and say that he tried to eat her pussy. Let's just stop right there. Okay. She's a prostitute. We know that he has not paid her for her services at this point. But more to the point he's willing to put his mouth. Now not just a prostitute.
Now I'm not saying all prostitutes are disgusting or anything like that. I live in Nevada. I'm coming to you from Nevada where prostitution is perfectly legal. But there are certain, shall we say health restrictions and guidelines that come with said prostitution. Okay. This is CD 80s New York. She literally just hopped off an old Jewish dick, walked down to the disgusting bar, probably with no panties on sat on one of their gross booth bench things.
And now, after all of that, you want to put your mouth on her pussy. Okay. Never mind the part where she has basically undead. All right. Whatever. We're going to write it off. This guy slowly is like, you know, whispering sweet, romantic, nothings into her ear. And then getting lower and lower into the booth and then eventually he just gets down in between her legs. And we assume he's eating her pussy because his legs are sticking out.
And then we see a bunch of smoke coming out from underneath the table and then like she, and then like basically this dude explodes because he put his mouth on her pussy, which is apparently still carrying an electrical charge. That is science right there. You can check those facts because that is exactly what would happen. At that point, Zoro sees it and he's like, oh, he's one of my girls. What are you doing? Jeffrey then has finally caught up to her there at the bar.
He goes running in and he's like, Elizabeth, what are you doing? We got to get you out of here. And she's like, no party, party, party. Yeah. He manages to like subdue her and get her into the car and go hauling ass back across the bridge to his parents garage. Zoro, however, in all the chaos and confusion, followed him unbeknownst to Jeff.
Jeff gets her into the laboratory, gets her repinned up to the table. And he's like, oh, God, Elizabeth, they, I got a estrogen-based chemical syndrome over here. I kept you head around and then I cut up a bunch of prostitutes and built this body for you. It's great. And she's like, party, party, party. That's when Zoro shows up. Little scuffle ensues with Jeff. And somehow Jeff gets knocked out again. But before he does, he gets thrown into like a fucking switchboard or some shit.
And triggers like a electrical reaction, which like starts the sparks coming out of Elizabeth. And in all of that, also Zoro accidentally knocks over the weird stand-up freezer full of hooker parts and estrogen-serum. And outcome, outcomes, a bunch of love crafty and slash pornographic monster tit things. That look absolutely right. One of them is literally a pile of tits with a mouth. And it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's a dumbest thing I've ever seen.
But I am willing to bet that I beat off to it at one point or another. But Zoro is like, what the fuck are you doing? All this other thing is like an ass with a head coming out of it and a hand holding the head. Somehow, all these fucking things manage to trip up Zoro. And they're all like biting and pushing out of him and he's like, oh, get on the way.
They manage to like push him into the stand-up freezer and lock it with them in it. And you just hear a bunch of thrashing and yelling from Zoro and he's dead. And that's when Elizabeth kind of snaps out of it. And she gets free of her restraints. She goes and checks on Jeff somehow. He got decapitated and all that's right. Zoro snuck up on him and decapitated him right off the get go.
And she goes up and finds Jeff's head and she's like, oh, baby, it's me Elizabeth. Like she's back to being her regular old self. She's like, let me see what I can do here. And then we cut to Jeff waking up and he has now been his head has now been sutured on the body of a very voluptuous young lady. And Elizabeth is there. Frank and Elizabeth, I guess. And she's like, oh, Jeffy, I went over all your notes and I think I figured it out.
And then you just your serum here is estrogen based so I can only use female parts. And Jeff is like, oh my god, I got great big tits. Oh, god, what this is terrible. What are you gonna do? And that's pretty much into your movie right there. It's Frank and Hooker, dude. Yes. It's silly. It's a silly fucking movie. You know that it's called Frank and Hooker. What do you expect? It's a good show. I enjoyed it a lot. Jason Harrell.
Okay, maybe you guys can help us out. Jason Harrell has been lusting after a VHS copy of Frank and Hooker. But it's got to come in the talking VHS case. I never saw this item myself, but apparently somewhere somehow you could purchase a copy of VHS copy of Frank and Hooker. And if you push the button on the case, it would say party, party, party.
I want to date. And Jason has been dying to find one of those. If anybody knows how to do that, let him know. It's a good show. It's streaming on shutter. I watched it on 2B. It's dumb as shit, man. But it's it's Frank and in Laudder. It's mid to late 80s. You know, it's in New York. The New York that we all know and miss the disgusting, vermin-ridden, cracked, den prostitute, New Jack City, New York.
There it is, dude. If you've seen this one, but you haven't checked out Hidden Laudder's other two, I would recommend those also. If you like this one, if you thought this one was too dumb, you're probably not going to like those at all. Basket case and brain damage. And if you want like a more serious horror situation, sit in the same thing, check out Bill Lustwig's movies.
You got your maniac, your maniac cop franchise. Well, one and two, I don't think he had a whole lot to do with part three. But they're all in that disgust. And a lot of trauma movies also go down there. It's great. All right, I'm going to take myself a little break here in mates and I'll come back with some other stuff. Hey, brain Krins.9...?
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Ginger, now be the last I said I know maybe I'm not dead If I were in a gone path I'd have never found a missing I would have lived here For the questions don't work If you could tell me What's the deal If I were to be the last I want you to know I would have never seen you I would have lived here
For the questions don't work If I were to be the last I would have lived here For the questions don't work If you could tell me What's the deal If I were to be the last I would have lived here For the questions don't work If you could tell me What's the deal If I were to be the last
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The old Frankenstein hooker gag We've seen it before but not like this Well we've got no Chuck and thus no cherry to pop So I guess it's time to just jump right into the teradome No tears please It's a waste of good suffering I'm not gonna hurt you You didn't let me finish my sentence
I said I'm not gonna hurt you I'm just gonna bash your brains I'm gonna bash you right the fuck You I'm gonna kill you I'm not gonna be crazy It's a loser And I'm gonna cheat I'm gonna cheat We've seen it before 6 lieber Like aches ип It died Welcome to the Terra Dome. First last week's winner, singles competition, we had Dracula versus the Tall Man. The sun rose over the Carpathian lowlands, the landscape was riddled with the bodies of the Tall Man's forces.
The Tall Man's body itself lay at the bottom of a bonfire in the village center. Having the Tall Man was easy for Vlad, convincing and leading the shattered villages to rise up against his minions wasn't, but it had to happen and it did. With a vote of 3-2 Dracula advances over the Tall Man, yeah, I think Dracula is becoming a favorite. You know, there's a lot that guy can do. I tell you he's in dead by day like now. It's pretty cool. I've tried a lot of different playable perks.
What do you call Castlevania Dracula? So it's very anime looking. But I would prefer more of a Beloligosi type or Gary Oldman or something like that. There's a lot of different Dracula's. Maybe even a Gerard Butler Dracula. I know it's not a lot of your favorites, but sure. Yeah, I'm down with that. Anyway, let's take a look at this week's matchup, shall we? We are in the Inferno Conference Round 12. As usual in mates, I'm not much of a writer, so be prepared for that.
In the summer of 1988, Tromaville was on the fast track to tearing itself apart. The corrupt local government had declared martial law after a rampaging high school gain captured and held Tromaville High School for a number of days. The Creetans, as they were called, were mostly eliminated by the police. The fact that they were minors and under the influence of radiated marijuana set off a series of protests that quickly escalated to full-scale rights.
With no one to protect the innocent civilian population, Melvin takes up his mop once again. The toxic avenger cuts through Tromaville's criminal element and corrupt police force like a knife through butter. From the stars, the hunter takes notice. Amidst the civil unrest, a warrior of unhuman proportions, an impressive addition to make to the hunter's trophy rack. Single's competition, we have the toxic avenger versus the predator.
Now, logic would dictate that the predator would win this fight. However, the toxic avenger is a unique, a silent, I guess, for lack of a better word. I don't know what kind of heat signature he's going to give off. I don't know what the effects of radiation would be on a predator, but at the same time, I got to go with these. Got a mop, dude. That's it. He can kick the shit out of somebody. He can do some real damage with that mop, but it's still a fucking mop, right?
Yeah. In the meantime, the predator has a plasma caster that slice and dice net thing, the razor blade frisbee deal. It kills xenomorphs. So that in itself is something. I got to go with the predator on this, too. I just talked myself into it. That's your Tarradone matchup for the weekend mates. It's the toxic avenger versus the predator. Get me your votes by next week if you have time. Mental Health Hotline is area code 7753870275. Or you get just drop an email.
Go to paddedroompodcast.com, hit the Tarradone link. Boo yeah. It's done. It's already done. While you're contemplating that matchup, though, I got to tell you what movies I got to watch this week. But I got a few, a couple few in because, you know, I had to finish out my 31 for 31. So here's what are you looking at? What are you looking at? Yes, sir. How about demon squad from 2019? Anybody else seen this?
So I woke up, I took the kids trick-or-treating, got myself a little inebriated during the trick-or-treat festivities. Dude, when every house you go to, hands you some form of alcohol, you're lucky to make it around the block. Which, yeah, that's about where I was. So woke up the next morning with a bit of a hangover and a mindset that I was going to take down all the Halloween decorations. Just so happened that Mystery Science Theater was on. That was the first thing that popped up.
And demon squad from 2019 was the movie that was showing. It's like a very low-brow version of cast-to-deadly spell, if anybody's seen that. It's like a lovecraftian film noir with monsters and magic and things like that. And it's basically that, but with a very tongue-in-cheek element to it, it's dumb. It's dumb movie. The MST3K guys did a great job of making it bearable and making it funny. Since that was already on, I just rolled right into the next movie.
It was MST3K with Hobgoblins from 1988. Now this one might be so bad that it's good. It's basically a very cheap knockoff of gremlins, slash critters, slash the munchies, slash any of those 80s movies that involve a goolees to a certain extent. Involves small little monsters that are kind of cute, but still kind of fuck people up. It might be so bad, it's good. I'll tell you that. Very silly. Plenty of TNA in there for you. It's fine. I think it got like 2.2 stars on IMDB or something.
That was that, but leading into that, finishing up my 31 for 31, I revisited the Slimeball Babes in the Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Boleorama. What a personal favorite of mine. Why? I don't know, but I can never not watch this movie when it shows up on one of my streamers. I still think it's, I still love it. I know it's bad. It's stupid. It's a stupid fucking movie.
It's about some sorority chicks are doing their final initiation to get into the sorority and some screw heads that happen upon their initiation. They are now tasked with breaking into a bowling alley in the middle of the night and stealing a bowling trophy, which they do just that except that this trophy happens to have a demon inside of it. Or more like a sock puppet with demonic powers, I guess, but from there, a bunch of high jinx and sue.
There is plenty of nudity in this and that's great and the acting is terrible. It's got Lenea Quigley, Brink Stevens and Michelle Bauer and some other hotdies. Whose names I don't remember. It's silly. It's silly as shit, but I can't not watch it. What I mean. As I've just mentioned before, that's kind of the luxury that we enjoy as horror fans is that we are allowed to watch and fall in love with really bad movies. And this is a classic example of that. There are many. Look at Tom Hardy.
He just got done extolling the virtues of witch trap on us. That movie is poo. He knows it's poo. I know it's poo. He can't not watch it because he just loves it and I don't know why. I feel the same way about sorority babes and slime ball ball arama. Now since we're on the topic of disappointments and since this just recently popped out, sorority babes and the slime ball ball arama two showed up on tubi. Yes, there is in fact a sequel to the sorority babes and slime ball arama.
It is sorority babes and slime ball ball arama part two. From 2022, this one is actually directed by Brink Stevens. Now, I don't know what the hell we're doing here. It's only about an hour long. But all of the best parts of the things that I love the most about sorority babes and slime ball ball arama are not in this one. And that really sucks. It's more of a remake. There's no new, there is like a fucking, like a almost nudity. Like it's almost accidental.
But then there's another part before that where the nudity is actually blurred out. What the hell is the point of that? That doesn't make any sense. Like even for the dudes that are observing the nudity, they're like, oh look at that set of boobs. But when we, it's shown to us on screen, it's blurred out. And this is on, I think it was on tubi, you see the tubi or Amazon Prime. There's no reason to do that at all. I don't know why we did that. That's stupid.
It's called sorority babes and slime ball ball arama. Why would you do that? It's not very good. It's don't get your hopes up. If you love the first one the way I do, you're going to be disappointed by this. And bring Stevens and Michelle Bauer make a little cameo there at the end. You'll remember them as Lisa and Taffy and the original. It's, it's, it's, it's, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. You know what I mean?
I don't know what I expected from a sequel of sorority babes and slime ball ball. But this was definitely not it. So there's that. And then I finished out my 31 for 31 with scary stories to tell in the dark from 2019. I believe along with certain other movies like Night of the Living Dead, Trick or Treat and other films like that, that, I feel like scary stories to tell in the dark is one that definitely belongs in every Halloween playlist.
It's got, like you don't even have to be a fan of the original books to get into it. But there are some very chilling, creepy, suspenseful moments in there. But it's still lighthearted enough to where you could show it to the, well, maybe like a 10 year old and he'll be okay with it. You know what I mean? I dig it, man. I think it's a great, it's Guillermo del Toro, dude. You know, that guy does creepy pretty well when he's not introducing elements of incest in fairy tales and things like that.
All right, that's all I'm looking at this weekend, mates. How about a little immersion therapy then, yeah? Immersion therapy. Did anybody else get a chance to check out Ezreal from 2024 streaming on Shutter starring Margot Robbie? It's fine. It felt very much like a quiet place knockoff to me. Post-apocalyptic nobody can talk and if you do, then these things show up and kill you. We didn't get a very good explanation as to what these things are.
They appear more to be either zombies or demons or maybe, yeah, it's got to be one of those too for sure. But you make any noise, they'll show up and kill you. But of course, as in most post-apocalyptic movies, they're not the real enemy. The real enemy is the other living people out there who for whatever reason are just being assholes with it and also trying to kill you for your resources. It's fine. It's not all that original.
I did like the look of the demon slash zombie things, whatever they were. I thought those were pretty bad ass. There isn't pretty good gore when those things get a hold of you. They fuck you right up. Other than that, it's not all that original. It's basically a quiet place, just not as good. I guess, I mean, there's subtle differences between the two, like the character of Margot Robbie versus John Krasinski. If you're thinking about watching this, just watch a quiet place instead.
It's not bad. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just, I don't know. You've got to be in a mood for a depressing walking dead situation where the monsters are very limited and few and far between, but the assholes are plenty and they're the real problem. There's that. Your immersion therapy for this week, as chosen by Tom Hardy, is going to be Deer Camp 86 from 2022. This bad guy is streaming on Prime Video. It stars Noah Lalande, J.J. Bidwell and Arthur Cartwright.
Check it out in mates, I will do the same and we can compare notes next week. In the meantime, you must know, educate, or... Damn it. It's time for a round of who's your daddy? Who is daddy? First, my clues from last week. Well, I am a bit of a New England socialite in the early 1800s. Come from a very well-to-do family and I'm a bit of a spoiled bitch. What nobody knows though is that I'm actually having a lesbian relationship with one of the handmaids I think they're called.
We have big plans of getting the fuck out of here and taking my parents money and starting the life somewhere else together in order for me to do that. However, I have to get rid of my parents. The movie I... Alan was right. I am talking about Lizzie Borden. And the movie that I'm referring to is Lizzie, starring Chloe Seven-Yeh and Kristen Stewart. You get to see him both naked in that movie and they do some girl-on-girl stuff, which is a bit of all right with me.
There's a lot of theories about what Lizzie did, why she did it, if she did it. This one's as good. There's thousands of movies. I think Christina Ricci was in like a TV show for a while that had to do with Lizzie Borden. I don't actually care. I mean, it's gross. You can go... there's now an 8-air B&B or no, it's a bed and breakfast. They're at the Lizzie Borden house. You can go stand. It's supposed to be haunted if you're interested in that. I don't know, whatever. Go check it out.
The movie itself is called Lizzie. And I believe it's currently streaming on shutter if anybody wants to check out that girl-on-girl action. You know where to do that. Who might I be this week you ask? Well I was doing a little shopping. Everything was going pretty smooth. I ran into some people I know at the store and some... Well, I mean, it's a pretty small area so we all know each other. But some people I like at the store and some other people that I don't like at the store.
And everything was going pretty smooth and then a weird weather pattern rolled in. And it was a little... You know, it's not the end. I mean, we get weird weather in this part of the country so it's not unheard of. But then an old guy ran in and he had blood coming out of his head and he said, hey, don't go out there. And we had to have ourselves a bit of a conversation about whether or not we should go out there in the weird weather situation. Some of us went out there and never came back.
And now the rest of us are a little leery of going out there in the weird weather situation. So there's that. Man, what the fuck is going on out there? I don't know. Tune in next weekend, mate, and I'll drop some knowledge on you. In the meantime, I think that's about going to do it for me. Thank you guys very much for joining me this week. Like, comment, subscribe if you have time. That helps the visibility quite a bit.
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