Super. That exclusive explanation, that stuff see it, I ain't cross-checked it. The knee-pedit room, or radio is back on the air, ya bitches. My name is Darian and I have returned for another week of horror bullshit on a sotry Reno Tuesday night. What's going on, everybody? How was your October going? It's almost done, man. Fuck, that's the thing about October, it comes on fast and hard and then it's gone before you know it. I should also mention that this is a solo show. Got dammit?
Nobody here, I got nobody. It's just me and you. Which is good. I wanted a little alone time with you anyway, if you understand what I'm telling you. Get a little romantic here in the padded room tonight. Uh, yeah, it's just me, dude. So it's probably going to be another short show, I apologize up front for that. It's, uh, you know, I got no chuck with whom has a cherry to pop and I got nobody to be a buddy to me. What I do have is a bottle of haunted vodka sitting here in the room with me.
What do you think of that shit? I'm not gonna, I got it. I did it. They got me again, man. They got me again with the, uh, the Herodin Reserve, uh, Paranormal, uh, fucking booze, whatever it's called. It's in a, dude, I'm gonna tell you right now, is it worth 200 bucks? Probably not, because that's what you're gonna pay for a bottle of this stuff. Tell you right now, it tastes like shit.
Um, it is, it's, it's, it's vodka and it's fine if you're some kind of vodka, snob, but the, the packaging and the, the, you know, the showmanship that goes into this, it was distilled in the Trans-Eleganty Lutitica Silum, which closed, I believe, in 1935. It's still standing. Reputed to be one of the most haunted places, uh, in this country. So, um, I've had it here at the house for a couple of days. Nothing has happened yet. The bottle is still in the box. I haven't tried any yet.
Maybe, you know what? Last time I got it, it came from the Vasilica Axe Murder House. Maybe it's just that place that tastes like shit. So this one might taste better. Although, you wouldn't think so, right? You think it'd come from a mental institution. It's probably gonna taste even worse, but who knows? Uh, I'll probably pop it open on Halloween night. Have it. Have a shot or two. Maybe make myself, make myself a bloody Mary. That was corny. That was a corny joke.
Alright, in mates, well, uh, yeah, it's just me. Uh, so there's that. I think I got a regular horror show to get into here. Either way, man. Either way, I'm gonna do the show. Uh, are you guys keeping up on your 31 for 31? I am. I actually got out ahead a little bit, and then I had to fall behind. And right now, I'm right where I need to be at, uh, 29. But I did finish a movie right before the show, so that was, uh, the immersion therapy. I'm, I'm rambling on. I know.
I should just, I should just do the show here and quit talking to myself. I got horror news. I got listener mail. I got all the fun things that we do. I got a teradome matchup. Uh, I got some, uh, I got a cup of coffee here. I'm drinking, I got my, uh, with the fucking, uh, pumpkin pecan creamer. That also tastes like shit. Maybe if I put the haunted vodka in the pumpkin pecan creamer, just go, if you're gonna get the pumpkin creamer, just get pumpkin.
Don't get exotic with it like I thought I would. Uh, it's not very good. All right, enough about that. We got, uh, how about some horror news coming at us. Oh, it tastes like fucking pepper is the problem. I don't know why. I don't know how it's just coffee and then I put the pumpkin pecan. What about pumpkin and pecan? Uh, has any hint of pepper in it. I have no idea. All right. Uh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Let me tell you that arrow video is finally going to give Trick or treat the 4K treatment. Are you excited for that? You're gonna want to pre-order this some bitch because these thick fucking things are gonna go like hotcakes I'm gonna tell you right now It's also got a bunch of extras that are that they're gonna send to you a little Many posters and shit like that
Now from what I hear okay now this is just scuttle butt right here. This is just rumors from what I hear If you watch this 4k treatment of Trick or treat What's his name Mike Doherty? Is it Mike? I think Doherty the director? He is gonna drop some some knowledge on a possible sequel to it's in that you got to watch the the new directors commentary He might drop a little knowledge about some sequels possible sequels to trick or treat
I'm excited for that. I've already got a copy of trick or treat. I might have to I might have to do the 4k thing Why not why wouldn't you? I don't know what it's probably gonna cost about 60 bucks
But I don't care. What else we got here ghost face Is going to become a mortal combat character now this is exciting for me because well First I'm okay with it, you know, I don't play mortal combat one as much as it's gonna be a downloadable character for mortal combat one Probably in the next month is what we're thinking Um, that's cool. I don't know how that's going to fit into the mortal combat mythos I'm not a huge fan of mortal combat one dudes. I'm gonna tell you right now
They did like a hard Reese. This is the second time they've done a hard reset, but this time They they didn't even harder reset because They completely removed Characters and storylines and I don't know what the fuck they're trying to do here
But anyway ghost face is gonna be a downloadable character. I'll probably do it just because I'm a completionist and You know if if he gets some traction then maybe we'll we'll bring Freddy Krueger back He was in mortal combat 9. I don't know if you're aware of that
Leather face Jason Predators, you know more if they were all in mortal combat 10 Mortal combat 11 had Uh, some of what I had a Robocop and Rambo in the Terminator in it, which is pretty cool too What else we got here filming is underway for hell hell's hell house LLC lineage
Do we need another hell house movie? This will be number five. I think four or five I think actually now I think about probably four because the third one was a prequel I'm not a huge fan dude I know a lot of you guys are hot and bothered by the hell house LLC that first one had a couple of creepy minutes in it but
Ah, I'm not I'm not into it. It's just that's just me in the third one. I don't know if I've seen them all dude The third the prequel or no No, this will be part five the third the last one I saw was the third one I never saw the prequel which was hell house LLC origins
The third one was complete crap and you're trying to say the house was inhabited by angels or some shit I'm good on the hell house LLC Maybe I'll do like a year of franchise for four and five installment franchises and break it down for you that way
But I'm not I'm not I'm not excited man. I'm done with hell house LLC You ready you ready to go on a little road trip are you I bet you are Well, here's where we could go if you wanted to accompany me on a road trip To a romantic excursion get away type of a thing the beetle juice beetle juice Deats house is now available as an air being be What do you think of that you want to go stay at that place? It's all Tim Burton. Up man. It looks pretty cool
I have not seen beetle juice beetle juice yet. So I've heard good things. I don't know that I've heard you know Pretty good things. So I would be excited to stay there regardless. You know what I mean? It's it's a it's a horror destination man. Let's do it I saw pictures of the inside it is all Beetle juice up on the inside man. You're gonna love that shit. I did not look into pricing or availability
It's gonna cost you and I think it's in Southern California. It's like in mid-California area So there's that if you feel like taking a little road trip there to hang out with the beetle juice house Uh, lastly netflix has announced fear street 1988 Prom queen for a 2025 release. I Like this. I'm excited about this um I like the fear street movies. I would like to get a physical copy of the trilogy I know that's not gonna happen because fucking netflix and you know they
They're not gonna release shit physically. They won't Mike Flanagan had to do battle with them to get hush released physically And it's still took him like six and a half years. So there's no fucking way. We're gonna I'm gonna get a a A fear street box set, which is what I would like But at least I'll get another installment not till next year though. I'll probably have to revisit those those fear street movies
I remember liking them. There was some Kind of hokey kind of stuff in there, but that's okay, you know, it's that's part of why we like about horror right? All right, that's all I got on the horror news dudes. Are you guys ready for some listener mail? Listener mail Yes, ma'am. I got emails. I got voice mails. I got all kinds of fun shit happening here Why don't I kick things off with an email here all the way from Sydney, Australia?
Here comes team the dummy of horror. He's actually very intelligent. I've I've listened to his podcast and he's so he sounds like a smart guy, but I think everybody from Australia sounds smart Subject line. I'll fight you. Oh Oh, okay while he's also Australian so that explains how what's up boys? How are we this week happy Halloween week to everyone?
I'm keen to hear about everyone's Halloween plans mine are much the same as last year We make our very own haunt and I dress up as leather face and chase kids with a chainsaw then spend the night drinking myself silly
It's a good time. That sounds great, dude Normally Tim what we would do is all dress up and go to Jason Harrell's house Make a bunch of drunk and videos and send them to you where we all do bad Australian accents I know you're you're familiar with what I'm saying That will not be happening as our friend Jason Harrell has relocated to the other side of the country country fucking asshole Anyway, Darian, I will fight you you probably don't remember, but you said you would fight me last week
This is all because you have a boner for the mummy. All right look man. I don't have a boner while I do I have a boner for Sophia Batella I get that it's not a good movie. I'm not arguing that it's a good movie All I'm saying is that it's not the worst thing I've ever seen it's not even bottom of the bottom 10 of the worst things I've it's not even a movie that I hate it's not that bad. That's all I'm saying dude
Look D. It's cute that you enjoy it, but come on man. It's not good and other inmates agree anyway Whatever you want to do we can fuck or fight either way. I'm getting naked. Okay Now you're talking my love language there Tim oh Teradome yeah, it's the creeper mainly because he has wings Tom Hardy would agree that wings are a huge advantage in a fight and Chucky has no chance
That's what I've been telling everybody see now Everybody gets mad at me when I bring up the fact that the creeper has wings and has the gift of flight and Thus has an advantage over a lot of people and villains in the Teradome Tom Hardy, but it is true
We've seen it. We saw it in Jeepers Creepers 1 Jeepers Creepers 2 as I recall I Don't remember him flying in Jeepers Creepers 3 and I have done my best to block Jeepers Creepers reborn from my memory so But he does have he does in fact have wings and you know that That's it for me a sex dogs happy Halloween to you guys and all the inmates out there
Team well, thank you very much Tim. Hope you have a hop happy Halloween and I hope Halloween has gained some traction in Australia We've talked before about it, you know You can try to take your kid trick or treating and everybody tells you it's an American holiday so shove off
I hope it's picked up some steam over there and you can enjoy the the season. I don't know what fall looks like in Australia I know your summers are pretty sunny and hot or your winter your Christmas's are pretty summery and hot so I don't know hopefully fall looks vaguely like fall down there. I don't know. I don't know what you're doing man Right on dudes. I got a couple of voicemails here Let's kick things off with our main man and Alabama Alan is in the house. What's up Alan?
Thank you very much I'm gonna get the other dog know so I'm gonna show you great. Okay anyway Teradone what you think? Free program. Yeah, I hate the creeper But what's he gonna do? Chuckie now? Which Chuckie gonna do to him? Doesn't he go fly up into the sky and drop him drop his ass anyway? I thought you were beach asses like no way there ain't no way that that simple the title You don't with it for this week's who's your daddy year?
Lovely Molly you got me what I watch or what you're watching out of the cream dad a boy and Sub-species didn't want a lot. Okay. I've been watching Staria on peacock. I heard good things. I don't know Really like first two episodes a third one I'm gonna lose an interest and say it episodes maybe I don't know Okay, first campbells in it that supplies. Okay. That's about all I got I'll talk to you all later Beautiful. Thanks for calling in Alan
I heard good things about hysteria. I don't know I haven't watched it yet I've been too wrapped up in this 31 for 31 shit and football flag football practice starts again this week I just found out so there I go Right on Alan. Thanks for calling in Here comes our our guy in Southern California Tom Hardies in the house Hey Hey
My favorite degenerates this week. It's just me. You hope everyone is doing well. I think everybody's good Happy Halloween to all the inmates and a happy Halloween to you last show before the Halloween the big one real quick there mr. Brock thanks again for the solo show and I ain't going nowhere I'm one thing you said last week. What's that the dark universe did not fail because Tom proves suck. Okay?
Dark universe failed his Tom Cruise made a shitty movie. Okay, nothing to do with fucking how much we love or dislike him Okay, just he made a fucking terrible flick and it fucked up the franchise because they put so much money into having him in it Nothing to do with him personal in my fucking I had a hot one I think okay, huh? Do you recognize how much it ripped off American werewolf and London?
Comic-release character. Yeah, I can but he can be seen by only the main character Yeah, and he's the one who kind of gives him the rule, but he's also the Thomas I don't want to think I was thinking about it. Hey on to the The terror dome. Okay, we got Chuck E. versus the creeper. Yes, sir And of course is the creeper of course the fucking creeper. It has to be even need those wings All right, but he does have I think you almost need like a sub-care dome category or what are you like?
Chuck E and Norman Bay Norman Bates and ghost faith. I mean they're never gonna fucking win this thing man It is way out-matched you never know it Moving on hey, I want to get in. Huh? What are you looking at department? Yeah, I'm hitting it hard. Oh good fucking watch last house on the left original I haven't seen that fucking flick forever. Okay, thought it was on one of the streaming services through it on Then that's some fucked up shit man something that struck me though. Huh is
as I'm watching it. I'm noticing and This is like West Craven Mm-hmm, I think Don Costa Rally, you know from phantasm Fiends got a thing about this too. Yeah, they're always into these fucking like their characters making like elaborate tracks and and like figuring out New weapon. Yeah, we're shit like that. Yeah, that's some of that shit was silly too But it's kind of hard to take Seriously with the fucking music and then I didn't realize this one of the song playing is about
The movie itself really crewed in fucking Jennifer going down the fucking wall. I put the fuck I did not catch it. I'm sorry. I haven't seen that I've watched fucking mouth trap. Okay, is what it is. Yeah, it's fine I got the odds with you the whole reason I watched that flick because I feel like sooner or later Disney is gonna win some I don't know some lawsuit and then it's gonna be taken off probably and then everybody's gonna
Oh no, it's not no GP of course Well, okay, so think about mouth trap It's the killer has got a Mickey Mouse mask on okay But if I recall correctly, they never refer to it as a Mickey Mouse mask It's it's it's even You can even make an argument that it's not a Mickey Mouse mask
It's it's like an older version of Mickey Mouse from like the 1920s So you could like if they if Disney wanted to go after the creators of mouth trap They could probably I don't know if they would probably probably wouldn't win But they could at least make an argument that that is not in fact the likeness of Mickey Mouse more to the point I don't recall them ever using the you know in any way saying hey guys weren't a Mickey Mouse Mask or anything like reference of any kind of Mickey Mouse so
They may have tipped toe to round that it's it's fine. It's it's it's it's a pretty Serviceable slasher movie. It just so happens to have a guy in a Mickey Mouse mask. So there's that Back to What do you call there The fucking what you fucking last house on the left?
You know now that you mention it Tom Hardy you're right the mouth the Black of a better term the mouse trap-esque Traps that they set the parents set were actually pretty silly and we got we saw the same thing from Nancy in Nightmare on Elm Street You know oh you raped and murdered my daughter But you slipped and fell on the banana peel that I put there. Oh
Eggs on your face now, mr. Man. Oh It's kind of silly and in the end Instead of putting any of those traps to really those traps were just more like mild inconveniences for Krug and his nuts hacks but The mom given the guy the blowjob and biting his weener off that seemed to be the most effective way of dealing with these guys Instead of the putting shaving cream on him
Fuck we were doing. I don't know. All right back to Tom Hardy. I digress. I know Incidentally Tom Hardy the remake of last house on the left Mark I would say it's a lot better and I'm not gonna say it's better than the original But I will say it makes a lot more sense
You know you don't have the attempts at comic relief Which is a very hard so you in the original you had the two blunt bum-bundering Bundering blundering cops that were like trying to catch a ride on the chicken truck and they're goofballs I mean we're making a rape revenge movie about underage young ladies being abducted and tortured in the woods and raped and eventually murdered Comic relief really fit into that for it for you there mr. Craven. I don't know man
All right back to Tom Hardy. He did call back Team mother fucking oh hell yeah Yeah, I was saying I just think that sooner or later It didn't even win some lawsuit where they can't use you know that trademark character as possible It'll be taken off and then nobody will find it Everybody will talk about what it's great fucking good because they can't find. Oh, that's fine
It is what it is. It's not that great. You know exactly which you fucking get in before you watch it Yeah, you know whatever whatever Watch the baby sitter to okay, okay, we've watched the first they needed to see you sure that's good man Definitely not as good as the original I agree. I don't I still enjoy it. Yeah, it's not bad. I got the chest is fucking Filipino split called outside Outside, okay, it's really good. Okay, just a head up
It's like over two hours. Oh boy, and honestly it's more of a family drama Then a fucking straight horse with that is a horror movie. There's a lot of horrible shit, okay You know, yeah, whatever all right. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, I'll fucking cost you know one of my personal favorites Which for of course had the remake is available somewhere and People I saw people talking about all these
Universal monster class. Oh, yeah, I said fuck it man. I'm gonna catch up on a couple of let's go watch you I'm sure I watched Frankenstein meets the wolf man, okay, and I don't know man. Maybe I'm just fucking like Boyle you know for a versus Jason for a great job Jason. It's true. You know fucking alien versus pret well Yeah, I'm a little bit brighter, but first one was good, you know like This one here, and they just kind of stay like cussled for like three minutes. Yeah
And that was it. I don't know it was a bit of a left-down. I mean I get it It's different era blah blah blah. Yeah another one I caught was fucking The werewolf of London. Oh Okay, I'm thinking it's this first off the flip-to-kick. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, it's old. It's that universal
Monster werewolf. Of course. Yeah, and whatever, but it got he thinking is Okay, it is American werewolf in London a remake of this Now The story's not exactly the same is true with you know the thing and from another world and the fly Fly the reason I think about that though is I'm gonna say How come we never talk about American werewolf and then being one of the greatest remake? I don't always go with you know The fly or the same blob or something like sure anyway, blah
Remix pretty good fucking it. Okay, man. You're doing good on the recommendations. Okay GP again son of a bitch. He's got a lot on his mind this time I don't know it's been a long time since I've seen werewolf and let or the werewolf of London But as I recall I mean what are the key elements of and I could be completely full of shit here
Where the key elements were a plotline details of American werewolf and London is the fact that David is an American in London backpacking Touristing things and stuff like that when he's bitten by the the werewolf well actually was on the moors, but As I recall it was actually an Englishman that became the werewolf of London now I think if you wanted to really tie these two movies together You could actually say that American werewolf and London is more of a sequel
Because we could say that the bloodline of that particular werewolf of London got passed down to that Bald guy on the moors and now we have him being bit you're biting David and killing Dominic done son of a bitch So there's that I could be wrong like I if I don't think it wasn't American in werewolf of London But there's that he called back again GP again
Oh, yeah, all right. No, no, let's go I want to hear it double love this great great recommend a that's a good show one thing I gotta say about it That just kind of surprised me is huh, you know for a firm. It's only the slick not a lot You know spooky or horror kind of happening, but it still keeps your interest really well sure I thought they did a really good job of making it look like the 70s. Yeah, and making it feel like a 70 slick
Mm-hmm. One shit gets going. It's fucking bad shit. Oh, yeah I thought I thought it was a great fucking foot. I agree Tension up with base motel. We're in season four here. Oh, and then I caught this other fucking Series huh called hysteria. Okay, and that leaves on peacock. Yeah, Adam Real talk about it. It's I want to say I cater 10 episodes that haven't finished the thing. Okay, and it's basically during the Satanic
of the 80s. Okay, I'll tell you real quick. You know, sure. Yes, abducted and then killed and they believe it's a Satanic cult operating in there. Okay, this fucking metal band that's going to high school decides hey We could probably attract more attention if we fucking call their self-satiness and then all the shit that unfolds. Oh boy I don't think that's gonna work out well. It's all right. Okay, that's not great. Not blowing me away. Does have Bruce Campbell in it
We like that. I can knock that yeah Fucking Barbara Krampson and No she reanimator. Yeah, I can get parents in it. Okay. I know it's okay. I mean I got a lot of men You might enjoy it just for this. Okay. You're gonna have a lot of fucking nostalgia You're gonna have a lot of hard rock heavy metal metal
Okay, anyway, I like that. So I got sorry for drawing. No, no, no Happy Halloween and happy Halloween Tom Hardy I'm hearing a lot of me About this hysteria I I can tell you right now I already want to like it and because I want to like it if it doesn't blow my fucking socks off I'm gonna be depressed so I don't know. Maybe I need to sit on it for a minute before I jump into hysteria, but it sounds good and
Bruce Campbell and Barbara Krampson. How can you go wrong with those two? I don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna reserve judgment. It's on peacock Maybe maybe sometime after this season fucking flag football. I can squeeze it in All right, dude, that's all we got on the listener male. Thank you very much Tim Tom Hardy Allen You guys are gentlemen and scholars you already knew that I think it's time for some October bloodlusts October bloodlust All right here we go the final
installment of October bloodlust for the year 2024. I got quite a few movies to talk about here kids What are we starting off with? I don't know because I'm on the wrong picture. I am anything for Jackson from 2020 now
This isn't exactly a this is a great movie. I love this one. It's it's You basically have a set of grandparents that are very wealthy and their grandson has died They don't particularly care for their daughter too much the kids mom and she is not even part of the movie at all or even
mentioned but they do start dabbling in black magic and kidnapping to try to bring their son their grandson back from the dead There's some great stuff in here as far as the The black magic backfiring and creating some very creepy elements, but there's also a comedic
Underline because they've somehow like Embedded themselves with this dipshit group of Satan worshipers that are just a bunch of social outcasts I really don't have anything better to do with their time, I guess so it's it's a good show
I like it a lot of streaming on shutter if anybody gives a shit. I got to get this one on blue ray man. It's a great movie Hp lovecraft switch house from 2022 I Don't know how or why this one popped up on Basically, I think I've this was on to be if I'm not mistaken and I Was watching one movie and then it just rolled into this one and I was like all right. Let's do this I guess and
It's not good. It's not good at all. It's super low budget I think I think it is supposed to be Well, there's a there's a Hp lovecraft story called dreams in the witch house Which has nothing to do with actual witches?
It has to do with a guy that falls asleep in a abandoned house During a rainstorm this movie has to do with a graduate student who rents an attic room in a New England colonial and Basically stumbles on to a lovecraftian cult I have to loosely assume that there's the cult has like some witches involved because there's a lot of emo chicks
There is a lesbian scene. It's all right, but What are the what like the head which this I found this part very distracting and disturbing to me and it's probably not Apropos of nothing but like the chick that played the head which had a neck tattoo that said live laugh love Oh, now sure why not can you can you think of a more cliched?
Home mark saying to have tattooed on you but to slap that on the neck as if to say I'm a bad bitch, but hey live laugh love that's that's what we're gonna do here It's not a very good show there are some attractive ladies in it a few of them do get naked It's low budget is shit It's not a
Faithful adaptation to lovecraft streams in a witch house and it's a pretty bad horror movie all the way around I don't know why I didn't change the the the stream, but I I toughed it out and I made it through HP loves craft Hp lovecrafts witch house. I'm gonna tell you not to I'm gonna tell you and look just check it out Just check out that that ladies live laugh love tattoo because it's ridiculous and
You get a little chuckle out of that. I'm sure but after that you can move on to the next thing The Blair Witch project 1999 I try making a point to watch that one every year about this time now You know my thoughts on a Blair on the Blair Witch project I enjoy the film I hate Heather Donahue. I am supposed to hate Heather Donahue and I understand that she is not
She's not playing a character. Well she's not technically playing a character But she was given the direction to be very unlikable and a bit of a snatch as far as the film project goes and Getting these fuckers lost in the woods which she did and she did do a Made a big snatch out of herself. I like to think that in person she's actually lovely But I can't say for sure and watching that movie will make you hate Heather Donahue that notwithstanding
It's still a good show definitely in the Halloween vibes. You're out there in the woods, you know There's something following you around. It's great Your loss your mind is more scared of being lost in the woods. I think that's you know the main thing to be worried about Out there because if you happen upon the Blair Witch
She's not gonna do much. I wasn't throw rocks at you and probably miss they're gonna go off and freak you out But she could take you out and drag cut your tongue out or something I guess Still a good show. I think it holds up Even if even if now we know that it was just a hype machine that that you know
It's not real, but it's still very creepy. It's still got a very creepy vibe to it Night of the Living Dead I went with the 1990 remake this year instead of the original It's not to say that I won't still pop the original in before spooky season is over
But I will tell you that as remakes go that one holds up very nicely Not a lot of Difference between that and the source material right other than the character of Barbara and her being a bad bitch in the 1990 version as opposed to being a catatonic push bag in the original It's good. It's a good show special effects updated greatly Tom Towels did a great job as Henry Harry Cooper What a scumbag he was I've never in my life have I heard the expletive use of the phrase lame brains
You know like I'll I'll call you a motherfucker. I'll call you a piece of shit a stupid ass I've got a whole litany of different names that I'll call you lame brains is not any I don't think I've actually Used that since I was in the third grade, but he did and he pulled it off and he made it sound intimidating too, so good for him
Good stuff still a good show. I think Tony Todd in that one did a great job has been Patricia Talman taking over his Barbara again Born again bad that one I like it What else we got here evil dead to 1987 that is another good Halloween movie really anything involving like the the cabin in the woods the shit out there Any the woods really round about Halloween time fucking scary stuff going on in the woods, bro
Could be bigfoot could be a goddamn werewolf a bunch of inbred hillbillies could be cannibals You don't know you don't know what's out there. Don't go out there What are you doing out there to begin with stay at home in your apartment man? There you know for a fact that there are no hillbilly cannibals in your apartment unless of course you are Said hillbilly cannibal and it's your apartment in which case? You know let's let's get a big Mac. Let's stop eating people okay evil dead too though
It's a great horror movie. It's a great Halloween horror movie. I know if Jason Harrel were here He'd snap a pencil in half because he hates that I Don't know why I think it's a great show And we've seen it so many times just like a night of the living dead and the Blair Witch project You can put it on and just have it on as like a passive watch, you know
It's not you don't have to hang on every syllable. You've already seen it 35 times. Yeah hang out. You know, it's there You hit the Josh Okay, that's the part where they're looking for joy You know what I mean? What else we got here open 24 hours from 2018? I've been trying to get to this movie for quite a while and It showed up I think on peacock so I thought yeah, what the hell? I Sad through it. I watched the whole goddamn thing
It's more of a psychological study. I'd say something about gas stations on The graveyard shift, you know what I mean that like the mortality rate of gas station attendance That work from like 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Has got to be low to begin with because of just the amount of robberies and shit that happens At a gas station between those hours But that not with even if you're like on a off the beaten path gas station where you're like out in the wood or
Away from the freeway, you know, and there's not a lot around you. Maybe a bunch of farms or something just like in this movie That's got to be a creepy vibe too, dude I would probably go nuts just be in in a building alone by myself
All night long, you know with nothing around and nobody coming in and out and the phone's not ringing Yeah, I probably lose I probably lose my mind and I would probably convince myself that there was some kind of fucking I don't know the tentacle thing waiting for me in the gas station bathroom to To assimilate me into some kind of a lovecraftian blob situation. I'd probably make an ass out of myself and shoot the magazine display with a shotgun at some point I
Try to explain that to my manager in the morning. Ah, you know Fucking magazine rack. What can I say? But I will say it's not a bad show. It's this young lady Abuse coming out of an abusive relationship. Just got out of prison. Can't get a job anywhere else gets a job at a gas station working the graveyard shift and There's some shit that goes down and I'll leave it at that because the story itself is told in a linear fashion that leaves it open to Paranormal or to possibly
Some kind of a slasher villain running around or to other things going. I'll leave that open if you haven't seen it I don't want to ruin it for you Seventh moon from 2008. This is the second Eduardo Sanchez movie to pop up on my list This week. This is another great movie. I got damn. Do I love myself some Eduardo Sanchez?
He does great serious horror films lovely Molly Seventh moon which I'll talk about in a second Blair Witch project exists Altered which did have a little light comedic element to it, but You know, that's what he does dude and for the most part these are actual horror movies that are intended To disturb and frighten you which is not something we get a lot of these days these days We get all this elevated horse shit where you know some fucking thing is a metaphor for mental illness or some shit
It doesn't fucking matter man at the end it doesn't fucking matter because it's not scary and nobody gives a shit The Eduardo here is at least still trying to scare us and he did a pretty good job with this movie Seventh moon from 2008. I don't know if you've seen this one newlywed couple on their honeymoon he happened the groom happens to be a Chinese American and the
Bride is played by Amy smart blonde hair blue eyes. They fly back to China so that she can finally meet his family And while they're there they get involved in a festival called the Seventh moon which is I assume is similar to our Halloween
The people the villagers put treats and stuff outside their door and spirits come by they Instead of fucking with the people they take the treats and then they Fuck off much like our trick or treaters do except ours will still sometimes put shaving cream on your car
Fucking assholes, but in this case they they get lost and reirt like deep rural China Where we find out that this Seventh moon is actually a real thing and these fucking demon things come out of caves and wreak havoc on the local villagers and The demons look a lot like quenchi from Mortal Kombat Which is it can be frightening and they can they fuck some shit up and these villagers are not trying to help anybody
Ending is a bit of a a punch to the gut, but it's still a pretty it's a good show. It's a good survival horror movie It's very dark. You don't want to watch this like on your cell phone or in your office like I did with the All the windows opening and very hard to see I've seen this one many times. It's a great movie Lastly, I watched burial ground from 1981
It's silly. It's it's it's Italian zombie the sir Not zombie apocalypse, but like survival You're in a fucking like a weird estate and And zombies have been unearthed from the caves underneath the estate and You've seen it you've seen burial ground. I know you have. It's got the weird man boy in it Weird story about that you got it so Listen to me try to justify the man boy in burial ground. Okay, Italy. It's an Italian film Italy has weird laws about kids appearing in
Movies with sex or at least they did in 1981. I don't know if it's still I would hope that it's still the same but basically There's a weird relationship in this movie between a What I think is supposed to be like a nine or ten-year-old kid and his mom and his mom is gone to this
Basically like a sex a weekend with her new boyfriend and the kid keeps cockblocking him and And but so the kid couldn't that there's a part towards the end where the kid is like trying to Re-brest feed from his mom and tries to drop a digit honor and
They actually have that but the thing to remember is that In Italy you couldn't have a child actor doing those things obviously so what they got was a very short sickly looking older Older gentleman to play the kid and he ain't full of nobody man You could tell this guy's like in his twenties and I Think you can actually buy a pillow with his face on it I don't know what you're gonna do with that But you could do that. I think synapse has like a whole burial ground box set With life
Stupid that is stupid. All right anyway The The weird Reverse pedophilia I guess notwithstanding It's still a good show. There's zombie. It's cheesy as fuck man. You've seen it the zombies look ridiculous The the acting is out of the it's just bananas the man boy is there so It's I would say it's a good Halloween Watch just because you know it's got zombies in it and there's plenty of sex in it. There's plenty of boobs
It's Italian. It's early 80s. So While there's not not anything vaguely Halloween ask about it It does have some fun things to it. So why not? All right, that's all I got on the October bloodlust I will finish out my 31 for 31. I'm sitting at 29 right now And I'm hoping to get another movie in tonight after I finish recording this here podcast
Hopefully you guys are joining me. I would love to know what movies you got to watch in your 31 for 31 I'm gonna take myself a little break here and come back with some other stuff though Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Hey, and mates if you like what you hear head over to the Patatroom Facebook group and support us through the patron link with a small monthly donation
Check out the T villain link at patatroom.podbean.com and grab some t-shirts. Thanks for listening and enjoy the rest of the show And I am back ladies and gentlemen Quick sip of water there. I am already missing October and it's not even over yet Dude November is much the same actually. It's just not as spooky, you know
It can it still has a spooky vibe though. You don't have a whole lot going on in November Other than everything that you know and love dying pretty much right So that you can't make an argument for summer still being in November you can for October and September
But by November you're already dipping your toes into winter Everybody you know all the shorts are being put away for the year you're thinking about Thanksgiving You're not going to the gym anymore because who's gonna see you naked nobody so why bother And now it's just the bleak November and at sucks, but it can still be spooky So let's try to keep it spooky. All right enough about that shit. How about some teradome action No tears please It's a waste of good suffering
I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains I'm gonna bash you right the fuck in Kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna burn you in the flames of fire Six year old child because blind, evil, immobilized, the blackest child is the devil.
I'm gonna burn you in the flames of fire Welcome to the teradome First last week's winners in singles competition we had the creeper versus Chuckie The doll attacked, then retreated, then attacked again and hit again
In all it had taken three of the students but when Chuckie came for the athlete with the parts the creeper needed it had to intervene Holding the doll in the moonlight it was nothing to tear the small thing to pieces With a vote of 7 to 0 the creeper advances over Chuckie You knew that was coming
Yeah it's hard to make an argument for Chuckie beating anybody I mean even those movies aren't that you like you can beat somebody to death with a ruler Come on dude Come on man let's be real kill or doll get the fuck out here Let's take a look at this week's matchup shall we?
We are in the inferno conference round 11 As usual in May it's bear with me I'm not much of a writer The Eastern European campaign was underway While the small villages lacked the charm of the American Pacific Northwest the cemeteries were there all the same
The tall man was aware villages fell and crumbled as his army of dead grew His forces began their march into the Carpathian foothills unabated From the decaying ruins of the castle at Tragovistead Vlad Woke His heightened sense is detected a change in the air
A certain tension mounting from the local populace as if some great conflict were approaching The vampire looked to the night sky and could smell the rot of desecrated burial mounds Here the footfalls of foreign invaders and seeing his mind's eye a vision of the tall man
The conqueror Vlad himself was a warlord and days gone by And now looked forward to a break in the monotony of unlife Single competition we have Dracula versus the tall man I gotta go with Dracula on this one dude The tall man is some kind of an interdimensional conqueror and that's great
I think he's more of like an alien type of thing I don't know what you call that Jacob Morningside Before that whole thing he was just a funerary worker So now he's this I gotta go with the vampire Unless you can explain to me exactly what the tall man is
Which I don't think anybody can to be honest with you Even Don Cosco Relle for that matter I gotta go with Dracula on this That is your Tera Don't match up for the weekend mates It's Dracula versus the tall man Tell me your votes next week if you can mental health hotline is Erie Code 775
3870275 or just go to paddedroompodcast.com Tell me who you think is gonna win that fight Tell me what movies you got to watch Ask for relationship advice I'm here for you I don't know anything about relationships but I'll B.S. my way through an answer how about that
And yeah let me know by next week In the meantime I've got no chuck here with the cherry to pop So we're gonna have to fucking skip right over that We already did what are you looking at I guess then it is time for some immersion therapy Boys and ghouls Immersion therapy
Did you get a chance to check out Ouija origin of evil from Night 2016 on Netflix directed by Mike Flanagan Good show pretty good show a lot of cool creepy stuff going on there I never this is I believe a prequel to the just plain old Ouija movie which didn't do
Shit and to be honest with you I know I've seen it Monica made me watch it a hundred Years ago and I cannot remember a fucking thing about it other than I didn't care for it I'm now kind of curious to rewatch it and see if there's any actual tie-in between the two movies
Because it didn't seem like it man I don't I don't know do I do I even need to do that Because I did like Ouija origin of evil I thought it was a good show I don't know I don't know that I want to do that I don't know if I want to reopen that can a horse shit Maybe I'll just pass I think I will but anyway back to Ouija origin of evil it's a good show very atmospheric Kind of it has actual very little to do with Ouija board itself although it is used in the movie
It has more to do with the shit that's inside the house so the Ouija board is really neither here nor there It's the fact that you live in this house with this fucking stuff in the basement I'm not going to ruin it for you if you haven't seen it but it is a pretty good show and it's worth looking at
I believe somebody told me or I read somewhere that the mirror from Oculus Mike Flanagan's one of his previous movies Appears somewhere in this movie I'm talking about the last or glass I didn't see it I wasn't really looking for it though to be honest with you
It might be in there somewhere I think that somebody told me it was in the basement one of the basement scenes but I don't know Maybe it is maybe it isn't good show it's on Netflix if you want to revisit that or Ouija origin of evil 2016 Your immersion therapy for this week is going to be asrael
Starring Vic Carman Sonye, Smaroweeving and Nathan Stewart Jarrett directed by EL Katz and written by Simon Barrett This bad guy is streaming on shutter as we speak Check that shit out and mates will do the same and we can compare notes next week In the meantime I guess it's time to educate Oh I almost said it it's time to play a round of who's your daddy Who is daddy?
First my clues from last week well I am a recovering drug addict and a newlywed Things are going pretty nice I'm well into my recovery and things are going pretty good Husbands a long way I should mention I'm a very hot young attractive lady and my husband is a trucker so he's gone And we fell on some financial hardships so we had to move into my parents old house where all kinds of old demons are popping up and I may be back on drugs or the place may be haunted
Or I may be possessed I don't know it could be any number there could be a goddamn horse demon in the basement for all I know I am of course lovely Molly that is a hell of a Halloween movie And again Eduardo Sanchez dudes right I might have to pop that might be my number 30 tonight that I pop in Uh, that's a great show Um, regardless who might I be this week you ask?
Well I am a young lady from a very wealthy family in New England in the early 1900s And um, some would say that I might be a bit of a bit spoiled and could be a bit of a bitch And I don't get along with my parents too well and I also could possibly be having an affair a lesbian affair with the handmaid or whatever she is The hired help that hangs around this place I hope that I don't go off the deep end and feel the need to murder anybody
Uh, so that I can be with my lesbian lover and um, inspire a nursery rhyme that will echo down the ages and a true crime situation too Who might I be you ask? I'm gonna join in next week and Mates and I will drop some knowledge on you and the meantime I think that's about gonna do it for me
Apologies again for the short show it's uh, yeah, you know, what are you gonna do? I can't force these guys to show up We're jumping right into Frankenstein month uh, here in November coming up in the padded room gonna kick things off with a little Franken Hooker from 1990 Party party party
Ha ha ha ha ha Uh, join me next week for Franken Hooker inmates in the meantime Like, comment, subscribe wherever you found this show that helps the visibility quite a bit uh, do you have a Patreon campaign running if you feel like kicking us a few shuckles head on over to paddedroompodcast.com
You'll find a link right there for your contributing enjoyment and I'll throw you a bunch of shirts and shit in coffee mugs I got all kinds of crap laying around this room that I can put in the mail and send to you for uh, doing that for me So thank you very much if you decided to do that. In the meantime for Buddy and Absentia, Chuck and Absentia, uh, Halloween dudes have a happy Halloween Will you take the kids trick or treating or stay home and give out candy? Have a fucking pumpkin beer?
Have you ever had a pumpkin beer? They're not very good to be honest with you. But every year I have a pumpkin beer too on Halloween Now it's it's that in its Papa Murphy's pizza. You put those two things together and it's just like Halloween here at the Brock House Alright, and for all have a happy Halloween and uh watch some horror movies. Let me know which one you got to watch Um, AMC Fear Fest. Is anybody watching that? I'm not. I got shutter. What the fuck do I need AMC Fear Fest?
I just put it on shutter TV and it's pretty much the same thing without commercials. And the Patent Room Podcast. I'm afraid visiting hours are over Oh no. I'm looking drawn from the baseline It's a desire that could turn the guest to a weak mind I'm looking drawn from the baseline