The Padded Room Podcast Ep.642 (Demons 2)

So, it better go, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Boom, boom. The Padded Room is back on the air, motherfuckers. My name is Darien, I have returned for another week of horror, bullshit, nonsense, time wasting energy, and a general financial suck on my own personal savings. My main man, buddy, is here. Yo! Let's go on, buddy, buddy. Yeah, you know, I missed you last week. I missed you guys, man. I had to go out, dude,

my fucking, it's that time of year, dudes. I got open house things at school, I got pop-order practice, I got flag practice, I got my own flag football games, I got, I did a fucking, don't get me started on last week, dude. It was a fucking, it was night marriage, I would say, but, all in all, I'm alive, so I did that, what's up with you, enough about me. Just work. Yeah, that's all you got, just work. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's just frustrating at work. Yeah. I don't want to get into it.

Work frustrations. Yeah. Have you beat off in the men's room? Oh, you know, every second I get. That's what I do. That's how I relieve my work tension. Men's room, women's room, outside. I refer to that particular bathroom as the jack check. In my office. Yeah, I haven't done that, I got too many windows in my house. We put blinders on the windows. Yeah, those little, you know, tinted windows. Yeah, that's a boy, buddy. Chuck is also in the house, what's up Chuck? Hello. Are you doing big dogs?

Oh, I'm on top of the world. Yeah. You've been better. You look, you look, uh, there's, you got, you're getting your color back. Oh, I'm full shit. Are you? Yeah. You're going to go to the bathroom? No, no. Not literally. Okay. I never, I never know with this guy. Just if I were being honest, I'd be put on a list and, uh, you know, all right, well, we got to record a horror show to get into your folks. Dude, dude, dude, dude. It's nothing about my horror show.

Let me tell you about my last weekend, Rose. I completed my first ever Ragnar Relay. Wow. What is that? Motherfucking fuck. It is a, it's a trail run relay race. Okay. I, unbeknownst to me, the one that we do at Tahoe, the Tahoe Trail Run, is the third hardest in the world. Oh, wow. In the world. What do you like to run in the Rubicon? No, you run, uh, Sugar Bowl, basically, all the way up Mount Jude and then to Lake Anna and then around to, uh, somebody's peak.

I forget the name of it and then back down to shits. You got to run three legs of this thing. It's, um, there are some breathtaking views. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Don't worry about that because you will have no breath in your body from running these goddamn mountains. Wow. Cool part, you get to camp out in Sugar Bowl, like right in the middle. Okay. And they have a bar and a restaurant. It's open 24 hours and that's, that's a lot of fun. So you can go and sing karaoke in between your runs.

Uh, you can, uh, you get a burger anytime you want. That's pretty cool. And then, uh, you go out there and you, you basically commit suicide. I got a sprained ankle. My leg is all jacked because I fucking fell like seven or eight times. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of loose rock up there. A lot of loose rock, a lot of tree roots, uh, a lot of the, a lot of the times the trail gets down to about 18 inches and you got like a sheer cliff on one side and a rock face on the other.

And that, that, I got to do that at two o'clock in the morning with a headland pond. Like a castle. Well, you lived. I'm alive. I'm alive. You won. I got the scars. I got the, uh, I got a nice pack on my ankle as we speak. Yeah. 18 inches is equivalent to about a foot. 18 inches is like this, yeah. I mean, I know this is a visual show. Are we talking about dairy? My arm is spread all over the house. I mean, it's like two and a half dairy in penis. That's what that's right.

It was rough, my friends. I would, I would, I, I'm going to do it again next year. How many, how many legs total? Three. There's a, there's a red loop, a yellow loop and a green. Okay. Uh, the green loop is pretty chill. It's just, uh, through, through the woods and you go up and down and you come back. It's about three miles. So did you do the hardest leg? I did all three. Every, every runner on your team has to do all three. Oh, wow. So it comes to a puzzle when you, oh, the metals.

Yeah, the metals. So every, you do it in a team of eight. Uh-huh. Every, at the end of the race, every team gets a metal and you can link all your metals together together. Oh, eight people. Yeah. Oh, I see. And you put it together into, into a puzzle. Oh, how beautiful is that? Yeah, it's very sweet, you know? It's very sweet. I like that. It's fun. Yeah, very cool. You know, it's hard, bro. Yeah. I was not prepared. If I do it again next year, number one, I'm taking you two guys with me.

So you better start fucking training. A number two, uh, I know what I'm getting into and I need to get some trail running shoes. Yeah. That's why I rolled my ankle 36 times, I feel like. And, um, yeah. He just wants to take us off to the ledge and like push us off. I think he wants to take us into the woods and have his way. I want to get you guys in a tent. Oh, he's wet with that too. That's what I'm looking for. Well, that's what's like the fun part. Fly, fly with alcohol.

Yeah. I mean, I'll be, I'll be popping a tent. My tent of despair. All right, you assholes. We got a regular horror show to get into. We got horror news. Let's hear mail. All the usual shenanigans. I say we kick things off with a little horror news. Motherfucker. Yeah. Horror news. Take it away, buddy. I actually completely slacked off on this. Like, I've been too busy to even look. So I don't have anything this week. You suddenly... I knew I was... I knew I was like, jump out of that window.

I was like, jump out of the window. You said horror news. I'm like, fuck, I have it at time. You don't even get to use the door anymore. Out the window. I had it last week, but Yuri said those last week. All right. Chuck, what do you got for us? I actually do have something. Look at this guy. I was just, while I was driving. You're doing this job over here. I love him. Get out from underneath the table. We like Halloween around here, yeah? Yes, we do. Yeah. We like Halloween masks. Of course.

Yes. Who doesn't? Do we like aliens? The movie. Zedomorce. Yeah, yeah. Collector grade, like Hollywood grade, Zedomorce mask. Whoa. Trick or treat to a kill? It's like three and a half feet long. Fits over your head. Okay. It's solid. Okay. That HalloweenCostumes.com. Okay. How about you going for it? I'm getting there. I want to buy it right now. Step it over the floor. Well, unfortunately, it is sold out already. I'm sure it was. That's how I get my news. It's always a day late.

And it is a $1,789 short. Cool. Wow, man. So if you got an extra month of salary, you can pick one up. Okay. So a couple of thoughts on this. Number one, I love it. It's always using number two. I'm not going to pay $1,700 for a fucking mask. No. If there's a whole set of things. It's never a beer. That's my third point. Yeah. What am I going to do? I'm going to put one in a T-shirt and jeans, one room. Make it. Make it with a bowler. Yeah. Make it with a bowler.

Yeah. That's how you want to do it. No. Slathered in Vaseline. And then you can say it's one of those little aliens popping out of your dick. Oh, you can get the face, the facehugger masked and put that on your crotch. Oh, so gross. So you're Xenomorph. Totally. I'd put it on the backside. Yeah. You can get two. All right. Nothing stopping you. Yuck, yuck, man. $1,700 bucks. Wow. I'm out. Anything else, Chuck? Nope, that's it. Are you guys ready for another final destination movie?

You know, I was just... Really? Yes. My wife and I were just talking about this last weekend. They went downhill. They did. Well, I mean, that happens every friend. Yeah, you get that talk so much. But I am actually for this. I've never been a big final destination guy. I really enjoyed the first two. Okay. Sure. And then the other is just kind of... I don't know. It's just one of those things. You get tired of it. But I put it away for so long. Okay. I'm ready to revisit it. All right.

Well, good news for you. Final destination bloodlines. What number is... Yeah, what do you say? How many are we at now? This would be number seven, I think. It sounds about right. I think that's one more that I thought. But I don't... I can't say for sure if this is a redo or a redux or a reboot. Oh, okay. It's not a sequel or a sequel. I don't know where this is going to be. All of the above is confirmed for a theatrical release and IMAX. Wow, theatrical. Yeah, so that's one news.

Any Pacific Rim fans in the house? It was fun. Is that the one with Rihanna? Rihanna? No, you're thinking of battleship. Battleship, yeah. Yeah. The giant. Two people running it? Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah. In the battle. Yeah, that one wasn't too bad. Droids. A Pacific Rim origin series in the works from the writers of Bird Box. Origin stories. I was not a huge fan of Bird Box. It was all right. It was interesting, a little slow and kind of. It felt to me very much like a poor man's quiet place.

Yeah. With Sandra Bullock. Yep. So. And John Malcovitch. Whenever John Malcovitch is in your movie. You have to watch it. Listen to John Malcovitch. Yeah. He's smarter than you. Yep. I don't care if he's the biggest asshole in the movie. Do what he's saying. Usually is. Oh, always. Oh, yeah. You guys like Megan? Oh, yeah. I liked it. I liked it. M3G, you know. Spinoff movie. It's called Soulmate. S-O-U-L-M, the number eight T-E.

It was only a matter of time until somebody tried to fuck one of these droid things. Yeah. So. Here we go. Yeah. Okay. It's a new millennium, man. Yeah. That's the... I'm fucking it, S-L-S. Get a fucking pillow. Get a... To change on who's in it. Uh, does the name Claudia... I'm out. Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you... Do you just try to ruin my childhood?

So... Yeah, probably. I wonder if it's gonna be like scream where the first... The first episode is just like the first movie and then they... You know. Could be. Could be. Um... Do they get anyone dies from fecal impaction? I hope not. Uh. I said pull to your guys. Not Elvis. Um, I don't know, man. I mean, it's interesting. Um, I am hoping that maybe they can correct some of the fucking nonsense. Yeah. Happened in the movies. Yeah. Better tricks. Stay away from that, that horse horse skeleton.

Yeah. Boy vortex thing. Yeah. Give me like a season of just like subtle poltergeist activity. I'm told up to it. Yes. Yes. I'm totally cool if they add the whole like taking the face off in the mirror. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was pretty cool. And the shit in the kitchen, like all of a sudden it was just like stacked all up the chairs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the putting the football helmet on the kid and having her slide back and forth. All right. Now you just need to be stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. You get them there. Bring back that old dude. I know he's dead, but you know, somebody like him. Dude, he was poltergeist too. Yeah. He was fucking creepy. Joe Beth Williams to let him into the house. Uh-huh. You got to let me in. Oh, he nailed that part. Get the fucking fuck out. Yeah. I think he was the scariest part of the whole movie. Fucking a race. What are the creepiest guys of all time? Yeah. Yeah. It's an awful ridden bacher, but he wants to murder you. Yeah, right.

Oh, shit. Uh, have you guys ever played a video game? Now let's, let's date ourselves a little bit. OK. We're going back in the back in time, the anals of Sega Genesis history. A video game called Eternal Champions. No. Never heard of it? Nope. It was basically a poor man's mortal combat. OK. One on one fighting fun special moves, uh, the kind of pseudo fatalities. OK. Low grade. Like we're talking like maybe 16 bit graphics type of a thing.

It is now being adapted into a film by Skydance Studios. Interesting. Why? I don't know. Somebody really had a heart on for that video game and said, hey, you know what? I'm going to make a movie about this. So I played it when I was, uh, I don't know in the eighth grade. It was fine. It's hard to play. Uh, um, my wife a couple of years ago for Christmas got me a video game emulator. One of those little, oh yeah. Has a shit. It's got like 3000 video games. Yeah. It's on there.

I played it once and I thought to myself, this sucks. What? I've got mortal combat one with Jason Voorhees and the predator. Why would I play this? Why am I wasting my time with this shit? And that was the end of that. It's a pie. But I'm interested to see what how they're going to adapt this into a movie. Yeah. I'm familiar with the characters and it's got my curiosity. I'll tell you that, but other than that, it's like when the rock did that one video game.

Uh, rampage. Yeah. Yes. It was a rock movie. Yes. It was definitely had the rock. Yeah. Yeah. And there was a lot of rock and not a lot of sleeves. Mm-hmm. No. So I'll be going on the horror news, motherfuckers. All right. Ready for some lesser amount? Yeah. There it comes. Listener. Male. We got emails. We got voice mails. We got all kinds of things happening here. Let's kick things off. In Sydney, Australia. Who? Me and Tim is in the house. Hey, Tim. The dummy of horror himself.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Listener. Yeah. Subject line. I'm 40 for Darryan. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, aren't we all? I'm being, you know, I don't want to brag or anything. It's because I wasn't there last week. You know. What's up, you bunch of degenerates? This is Tim, firstly Darryan, well done on the solo show last week. Mm-hmm.

I enjoy the solo shows as much as I do with Buddy, Chuck, Jason Monica, hell, even Dr. Dale. I haven't heard of that for a minute. Wow. Yeah. We've got multiple mics. Funny how he got left out. All versions of him. Oh, Nurse Nicole, see who else was in there. Let's get, oh, fuck. Hold on. Let's get horny. Top three horny villain. Hey, oh. Number three, Richard Gecko. Quentin Tarantino from Dust Hill Dawn. He feels too much. Oh, he likes feet too much. Oh, yeah. He was so focused. Yeah, dude.

I don't know about that. He was a fetishist. He was like delusionaly having Juliet Lewis tell him to eat her pussy and stuff. Yeah. Here's that. Number two, Jennifer from Jennifer's body. Let her eat me if you know what I mean. Number one. With a knife and fork. If you strike under the thumb, it's like a big toe. I'm okay with that. I'll do that. Number one, the Firefly family. They fucked that people. Enough said. I don't know if we can confirm or deny that, Tim.

But it's a good chance that might happen. Tera Doe. Man, I get it. Pyramid head is huge and has a huge sword, but come on, man. He's going up against Jason. Jason can't die. Even if he gets sliced in half, you will find a way to come back. Also, the bigger they are, the harder they fall, I'm taking Jason for this. All right. Buddy, who do you think would win in a fight between Jason Voorhees and Pyramid Head? Pyramid Head, of course. I always feel and you'd say that. Chuck, how about you?

I'm thinking of fight. Pyramid Head, the battle, Jason. So what are you going for? Yeah. Jason. Okay. Right on. It's going to be a close one, I think. I'm taking Jason for this. That's it for me this week, just to short one much love to you all. XOXO, XO. Oh, also, during good work on the run last week, you look quite the treat in those photos. Mr. Brock, this is Brock, he's a lucky gal. Well, thank you very much, Jim. Is she though? Yeah. There's that dude. I think it's the other way around.

She puts up with a lot of shit there, too. I'll just put it that way. Right on, dudes. We got some voicemails coming at us. Let's kick things off with our main man in Alabama. Ellen is in the house. Hey, Ellen! What's up, Ellen? What's up, Ellen? Everybody's doing well. Okay. So I'm going to do Coop Newcombe's three on a meet hook. I talked to him earlier and he asked me to do this. Oh, okay. Well, Coop, number one. The skullfucker from the sadness. That's more than that. We're doing a Dracula.

And number three, the dudes from us bid on your grave. Yeah, that's not about that. Now, for me, I'm going to go number one, Dracula. Okay. Number two, um, shit. What was the name? The dude that got his head cut off from our animator. Oh, Dr. Hill tried to bang Barbara Crampton. Yeah. That dude. I just looked her up, but I can't remember it. Dr. Hill. And number three, uh, sill from species. She was hoarding. She had to remember it. No big hair dome. Oh, god. This is pure mad head.

Yeah. The first one, but that's second silent. Hill movie goggles fucking fall. Yeah, you're right. And Mr. Gary and your woke-ass candy man. Oh, hopefully we're doing good. Oh, what, what, what, what, what, what, what of the watch? Yeah, what are you guys? I watched the devil rides out. That was pretty cool. Okay. Slow, hammer flick. You got Christopher Lee punching people. He's rocking a touchy though. Oh, like that. Um, I've got a cool last imagery.

I watched creditor just because I love that movie then. Oh, yeah. I watched the Mad Max Fioriosa. I was like, did watch Fiorio Road again. I like Fiorio. And I watched the Legend of Hell House, which I enjoyed. Oh, did you? Yeah. And now that's it. So I will fuck you all later. Have a good one. You're right. Good shit. I'm curious about Fiorio. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. It's, eh. You saw it already? Part of it. I like Ed and Taylor Joy. Yeah, me too.

Um, I don't know how much I like a Mad Max movie without Mad Max is the problem. Right. He's the bad ass of the show. Yeah. Okay. You want to do a Fioriosa deep dive. Go right ahead. But I need, I need Max. Yeah. At least somewhere in there. It's in the title. Is it Mad Max Fiorio's? All of Mad Max movies? Um, not really. The second one was called The Cold War. Well, yeah, Road Warrior. The third one I think was, no, it was Mad Max Thunderdome. Yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mad Max Fiorio Road.

I don't know, man. I mean, after that, it's just kind of like a post-apocalyptic car movie. Right. Which is fine. Yeah. But then just don't call Mad Max here. Yeah. The tar is with fire and that kind of shit. Yeah. It's Burning Man. It's a white snake music video. It's exactly Burning Man. There you have it. Right on. Things are called in, Alan. Thanks, Alan. Who's up next here? Here comes Mr. Tom Hardy. Hey, Tom Hardy. Hey, oh. That room, that was my favorite deep-channers. It's good.

Where are you doing? Everything is going well. Yeah. Getting real quick. I didn't need to talk to you about something last week there, Gary. You were talking about the Rob Zombie plate. Favorite flip. Yeah, what do you think? It's a house of 1,000 corpses. It's a devil's reject. Lord's the sealant. You know what? Lord's the sealant. Oh, that's what. You started to go into your reasons why.

Okay. You know, it's the way that they string along, you know, addiction as well as it's really addiction or is that, you know, black matter monsters within or monsters without, yeah, I want you to really fucking examine what you just said. Okay. You said that fucking, Lord's the Salem is Rob's zombie elevated horror. I did not say that. You said that. Yeah, maybe you're right. No. But I'm going to really examine that. Okay. Think about elevated horror. All right. Elevated horror.

I never used the phrase, I'll rob. You're not fucking worried, man. Are you sure that's what you meant? I do. Anyways, he's their own man. Hey, everybody likes what you like. Okay. You don't have to fucking defend it. Sure. Anywho. What do we got? Oh, the caradone there. We got fucking dip-shit pyramid head. Yeah. Incredible. Jason, for he's the unstoppable machine. All right. Here we go. The man in fucking Friday the 13th Part X. Jason X. I remember that. I remember that. You remember that.

You fucking, you know, going down. And then that space marine riding in fact because fucking Jason can fly. So obviously, man, put me down for Jason for eating. I had a feline. You know that's the fucking coup de groc. That's true. Is what it is. I don't even know what it is. All the way to the fucking champion. All right. Yeah, whatever. What else we got? Oh, you got the fucking only as Darian Brock would put out a fucking neat hook for the next time. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right.

You're more, yeah. Care. Okay. Let's see. What about the zoo zoo from the fucking actresses? You know, the zoo zoo. One of the fucking masturbating. The big one's to tell you about what you're having to do. Two of the hell. That's true. Yeah. I'll put you down for the zoo zoo. Okay. Three. Sure. Number two. What is it? It's uncle. Uncle. I'm sorry. Bats in the slime ball ball the room. I'm sorry. Hold a rom, whatever. I'm sorry. Woo. I think right now. But you know what I'm talking about. I do.

It's kind of damn right I do. It's uncle Amp is the name. I can't remember for sure. Yeah. Uncle Amp. And then number one. And it's got to be fucking Dean Allen from Reanimator. Yeah. It's got to be fucking fucking fucking. Talk to him. Talk to him. And he still wants to fucking eat out Barbara's. He's so in box. And that's got to be fucking top right there. All right. I mean, fucking. I hit off. Oh. Oh. All right. Just for clarification. I'm going to do a little quick research.

I mean, he got GP'd obviously. He did call back. But I want to know the name of that character. It wasn't Dean Allen. Dean Allen was actually Barbara Crampton's dad. Reanimator. Jeffrey Holmes. Bruce Abbott played a guy named Dan Cain. That was not him. Dr. Hill. Dr. Carl Hill was the decapitated head that was still willing to give head. No. Oh. To be honest, I would eat Barbara Crampton's box today if my wife was not privy to that information. Right on there, Tom Hardy.

You got GP'd. Dr. Hill is who we're looking for. He called back. G. Mother fucking peed, baby. G. Mother fucking peed. Yeah. Anyway, that's what I was saying, man. You know what? I think if Barbara Crampton was in Rome, dead or alive, I'd still be ready to go. I agree with you. Yeah. All right. So anyway, hey, on the what do you look and have the apartment? What you got? A couple of clicks. You were talking about the last extra season.

Yeah. About you and then having that, you know, you came down thick of what have you. Uh-huh. So I don't know. I got inspired. Had to watch it again. Sure. I can love that flick. Not a bad movie. I just love where it goes. I don't know. I don't know. Fucking. It's got a little bit of comedy in it. It's got a lot of horror in it. It has a perfect balance. It's a good flick, man. I agree. Got to catch a flick called the Psalm 100. Bucket list of the dead. That sounds ridiculous.

When I first saw it, I was like, oh, it looks like it's another one of those fucking three-in, you know, zombie flick. You know, train to boost Sean, hashtag live or something like that. Oh. I don't know about halfway in, come to find out. No, it's the Japanese Korean book. So I don't want to put these three erases. I didn't know no better. So anyway, I don't know about this one here. It was like fucking two hours.

And uh, I kind of almost felt like they didn't know where they were going with it. Okay. Because on one hand, it's a fucking hard-r with, you know, nudity. And then it has this like goofy, joky stuff that's more kind of kid friendly. And then almost like such a, such a basic, like, moral to the story that it's very kid-kitty-like, you know. Oh, right. But still, that shit crazy fucking ending. But I don't know. All in all, give it a try if you're interested. Give it a try.

Did you say the name of the movie? I do think hashtag live. Oh, hashtag live. Okay. Or better. Oh, this was okay. It was fun. Oh, you're talking about something now. Maybe not worth the investment. All right. Continuing on the excursion into baseball itself, finished the first season. Very cool. Nice. Three fucking goods. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. I don't know, I've done more than that. Anyway, hope all is well. Love you like family. And bye now. Beautiful. Thanks Tom Hardy.

Thanks for calling in Tom Hardy. That a boy, man. Yeah. I don't know. I like the Koreans generally put out good product. I think so. Goinjam, goinjam asylum is probably one of my favorite found footage ghost movies. Of course, trade in the song. trade in the song. One a huge fan of peninsula. Yeah. Just felt very much like a letdown after trade in the song. What else you got there? That's the only thing that really comes to mind. Oh, the host. That was Korean one. Oh, I think so.

More kind of horror comedy, Kaiju kind of thing. Still a pretty good show. Yeah. I don't know. I might have to check that one out. It's on 100. Right on, dudes. That's all we got on the list for mail. You guys got anything for Tim, Kup, Nukum, Alam, Alan, or Tom Hardy. Yeah. Thanks for calling right now. Right on. Thank you. Thank you. What? What are you doing? What's happening? The 20 horror movies? Oh, 40 horror movies. Oh, yeah. So my top three. Jennifer from Jennifer's body. Two to three.

Three. Sil from species. Sure. I remember one thing from it follows. Because you have to pass that on by sex. Oh, that's true. That's a, that's a rapey fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because when it catches you, dude, it's going to put it in you. Uh-huh. Or on you. Yep. And the only way to get rid of it is pass it on to somebody else. Got to fill somebody. You got to fill them. So my thought process was always to like, hang out the- No, no, no. No.

What I would do is I would hook up with somebody like in New York. And we would just be FBs. Oh, okay. Because that thing just walks and it walks in a pretty leisurely pace. Right. So it's a pass back and forth to the other- Yeah, fly out to New York like once a year, bang her. Because it's not going to take a plane to you. No, no, no. It's just going to walk and then like maybe, I don't know, like, six, nine months later, she flies out to me, bangs me.

Or if you- No, it's going to turn around and head back. What if you go cross country over the- Like, walk through the water? I don't know. I don't know. It goes underwater. Go to Dim's place. Go to Dim's place. Hey, Tim. Oh, dude. And his wife's got some friends. I don't know what the fuck it run through. That's right. Bussaw. Right on, dudes. It's movie time, motherfuckers.

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Stars. David Edward Knight Nancy Brilly in Coralina Cataldi, directed by Lumberto Bava, written by Dariel Argento. And Asia's in it. She is. She's a 12-year-old Borderline Asia. I really want to make sense of this movie. It's hard, especially if you've seen the first Dim's. Right. Because that does not seem to tie in in any way, shape or form. No. We have this. It's basically the same thing just in a different location conceptually, I think. Right. We'll get into that. Right.

Maybe we can figure this out together, fellas. Maybe. I don't know about that. I don't know either, but it's Italian. So just let it wash over you. Yep. Like a fine wine or something. I might explain why some of it looked like it was dubbed. Oh, yeah. It's all dubbed. Yeah. And oddly enough, they performed it in English. But for some reason, Italian cinema. It just wasn't synced up. No. Yeah. There were movies. They record everything without sound, then they go back and dump the sound later.

Hey. You're going to be a pop-up? Hey. What is it doing? Hey, what are you doing? So as a franchise movie, I think we just have to kind of pretend that the first movie was a movie. Yeah. I'm just thinking different location. Like, same time. Different location. So you think they're parallel? That's what I was thinking. Okay. That actually makes more sense now than I think about it.

So if we're going to go that route, we have to assume that the events at the Metropole are happening at the same time as this. Right. Which actually would make sense because at the end of demons one, we have like an apocalyptic situation. Right. Okay. That's what I was thinking. I don't know if I'm right or not, but that's how I took it. The only thing that might fly in the face of that is the difference in the movie. The movie that they watch in the movie. Oh, I'm saying. Right.

Because the, but then does it fucking matter because in demons one, the movie had very little to do with anything. It was all the blood on the mask and then rosemary and the thing coming out of it. So this one, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Let's just go. We'll just go with it. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Let it happen. We'll just do it.

But the weird part, and we're going to start the movie off with a little preamble diatribe about the world being filled with darkness and a movie theater being corrupted and the demon springing forth from the movie theater. And then from there we jump right into life as usual. So we could say theoretically that that apocalyptic event was somehow overcome by humanity and we've rebuilt from there and now we're back on a regular human timeline. I don't have that kind of faith in us.

Okay. Let's not. I don't know. Chuck, have you ever seen demons one? I have not and I don't think I will after watching this. It is. I would say it's a fun movie. Yeah, it is. It is batshit fucking crazy. All right. It's better than this one. It is. I'm anything is similar at the same time. I was just very surprised to find out that being a demon is contagious. So there is that. There's no, I don't know how it's spread. And apparently just being in the vicinity can cause you to do that.

Anyway, anyway, anyway, we start off in a high rise apartment building. Fellas. And everything's going pretty cool. We get a quick snapshot. Some of the people who live in this apartment building. We have Sally who is having a birthday party, although she's very neurotic about it. I can't decide on which earrings to wear and what dress to wear with those earrings and her friend is in there trying to console her. Hey, in the meantime, the party's already full.

Yeah. Everybody's out in the living room having a great time dancing horribly. Listening to horrible music. Apparently there's a ex-boyfriend that wants to come and is not invited. Not welcome at this party at all. But we'll get more to that later. A couple of floors down, we have a businessman who is paid for a high price prostitute. Or as the Italians say prostitute. Yeah, I believe that's correct. Yeah, yeah. And he is going to tax that ass.

Now, the funny thing though is that throughout all these apartments, everybody is tuned into the same channel. And they're all watching the same movie. It was the 80s, so there's only... There's only five or six channels. Yeah. And it's Italy also. So I don't know, I think they've been... One channel. Had two, one or two channels. So whatever. Makes sense. God forbid the president comes on. Because then that's it. That's all you got. Who's the TV's off? Yeah. Fucking. That's all you're doing.

In the sub-level of somewhere in this building is a gym where we have a bunch of muscle heads. And Willie, the Pimp is back. Right. Yeah. That damn do I love Willie the Pimp. So in the first movie, Chuck, big, big, big, like guy. With the handlebar mustache, a personal trainer, he'll lay the Pimp. Okay. I can see that. Same exact guy. Same actor. He's the same actor. Basically played the same role. He just walked around telling people what to do. And being kind of a different guy.

It's good, motherfucker. Yeah. Break everything. You got to break everything. And in this case, he's like, come on, man, you can do more than that. Pump some iron. Willie, put some energy into it. And everybody's just sweaty and greasy and pumping and pushing and squeezing and grunting. We have one kid, probably eight, nine years old, who's left home by himself. Yeah. That's Darian. That's who that is. That was me. Yeah, all of us. Yeah, yeah, probably. I need anybody that grew up in the 80s.

Yeah, yeah. You got a house key, go figure your fucking life out. You got a game system. There you go. That's your baby, Sid and I. Yep. What else? Oh, we have a young couple in love. The wife is pregnant. The husband is studying for some kind of an exam. What else do we have here? I think that's about it, really, isn't it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So it's just, you know, day-to-day life in this high-rise apartment building. Everything's pretty much copacetic.

I'm reminded in this stage of the movie, I'm reminded very much of a movie called Shivers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Been a long time. Sex parasites. Yes. I did some research into how to wrangle a sex parasite and let it loose in my high school after I saw shivers. Didn't go too well, huh? No such thing as a sex parasite, unfortunately. Oh, man. You're not a sex parasite? Not yet, but I'm willing to learn. Are you willing to try to be? For who I have no idea. So everything's cool.

Now, this movie comes on the One Italian Channel. And I want to, so my rationale here is that we are acknowledging the first movie as a movie. Right. And what we're watching is a sequel to that movie. Okay. The only possible reason I have for that rationale is that we had that die tribe at the beginning about the rise of demons in the Metropolitan Theater. As they are, the kids in the movie are driving. They mention the ruins of a theater.

So I'm led to believe that when they get to the ruins and they start taking pictures, it's the ruins of the Metropolitan. Right. I have no logical reason for any of that. That's just, I'm kind of grasping it straws. Does it make sense in the scheme of this plot or as it pertains to the first movie? Not particularly, but I don't know.

So now, like in the first movie, we're going to dive into a movie inside of a movie, where we have some kids who have, they want to get into a quote-unquote for bitten zone. And they want to take some pictures inside the forbidden zone. Two guys, two chicks, everything's cool, just like in the first movie, except this time they're in a car, not motorcycles. So the movie inside the movie is going pretty much the same way the movie inside the movie went in the first movie. Right.

That's a lot of movies, I know. They go and they're exploring these ruins and they're taking pictures. And of course, just like in the first movie, somebody gets a scratch on their hand and starts dripping blood. Then they find the carcass of what was a demon. Yeah. Drift blood, they all take selfies with it. And then somebody drips blood on the carcass of the demon and then the demon comes to life.

Boom. All right, now while all that's going on, we're jumping back and forth to our high-rise apartment building, where we're getting more pumping iron, more studying, more fun with the high-priced prostitute, and the party in which Sally is being a royal bitch. Yes. It's my party, you know, a cry if I want to. We can just kind of cruise past a lot of this, because there's a lot of like family drama, party drama, and pumping iron drama, all that shit. Ons and prongs. Yeah, exactly.

So basically what happens is the demon in the movie comes alive, chases and presumably kills all the kids in the movie. And about that time is when the phone rings at Sally's party. It's a guy named Josh. Some random turn picks up the phone and he's like, hey, Josh, come on over. And Sally's out. Apparently she's finally come out of her room. Yeah. Finally decided on whatever she was wearing. Oh my god, you didn't find it, Josh. You piece of shit. Oh, I didn't want him here.

Just everybody leave. And then she goes running in a room and slams the door. Now I'll be the first to admit, I would much rather watch a horror movie than hang out at a party, especially with those people. Right. So they can all get fucked. I will go watch demons too. And you guys have a good night. Right. She gets in there and she's like throwing a little temper tantrum. And demons too, or whatever the fuck movie this is, is on the TV.

As is being watched by the kid, the nine year old Darian downstairs, and the guy that just got done with his prostitute. Everybody's watching this movie because apparently there's nothing else on. And they don't have NFL football in Italy, nobody. Football is different there. It is. So that's a totally different thing. And you shake completely different. They only have one team. That's it. You got to really, that's it. You can only room for that team. Because who else is going to room for?

So everybody's watching the same thing. Sally throws her temper tantrum and goes storming off. As the demon comes out on the TV, comes out of the ruins after murdering and possibly raping one of the young ladies. And Sally is like transfixed by the TV. The demon on the TV does like a slow turn towards the camera and starts walking towards the camera, like in a fun little zoom in thing. And then like strobe lights are going off.

And the demon basically comes out of the TV and now Sally is possessed. Yeah. That was the only part I didn't care for coming out of the TV. I'm like, really? Well, I'm just trying to fucking channel. You know, and if things are coming out of the TV, I'm going to put a portal on. Yeah, but you're telling me, demons are coming out because some dude, drip blood into this character, is coming to life. Where's the dude coming out of the TV yet? Is this all of a sudden paranormal? Why only one TV?

That's my question. Yeah. Everybody's watching this movie. The kid had it on. Yeah. The prostitute guy had it on. It only comes out of Sally's TV. Yeah. It would have made way more sense if they didn't include that part. Okay. If you want to like grasp it some straws and do a little bit of a deep dive, one could say that the demon in the program was looking for the correct home. And Sally presented the right to... We're not watching Shocker. I'm just saying. Well, we're kind of...

I'm following you. Okay. Sally presented the right, emotional state that the demon needed to jump into. He came out of his office for her. The demons need someone, Pouty. They do. They need a... They should have walked somewhere to find one. They're just walking around. Yeah. You look Pouty. You look Pouty. Oh, your husband's a piece of shit. All right. I'm sorry. So he jumps out and about this time. So Sally kicking everybody out of her house and telling them the party's over.

Apparently meant absolutely nothing. Not at all. Because the party just continues after Sally storms off. I think that was probably really accurate. I think nobody there particularly likes Sally. Yeah. And they knew that she was going to go board herself up in the bedroom. It's really fucking easy. Sally's gone. Yeah. Get ready. Get ready. Drink all her fucking alcohol. Absolutely. That's right. Bang it. I'm going to fuck somebody on her couch. It's going to be gross. Hey, did the cops recall?

They don't count. I'll fuck the couch. I'll fuck the idea of couching the couch. Oh, this cushion. What's next? Recliner. I can't do it. So, now they're all banging on the door. Because they want to... Apparently, they are actually friends of Sally. And they want to wish her a happy birthday. So, they bring out the cake and then they're banging on the door. Come on, Sally. You're going to blow out the candles. You bet you get out here. They finally, like...

Get her to come out of the bedroom in a very cool shot of her walking out with a shaft of light. The birthday cake is presented. They sing happy birthday to her like four times in a row. While she just holds her face down by the animals. They were... They just kept it on and continued with you. And then this is when we get our big demon transformation of the teeth coming out on top of the teeth and the eyes and the funky hair and the veins and all that.

And then she just goes full demon and she goes, ah! And now we're in demon town. Kills everybody at the party except for two people. Um, basically immediately turning them into demons. About this time is we find out that these demons, unlike the demons in the first demon movie, have acidy blood. Right. Yeah. This is a little foamy. This is an upgrade that you can pay for. Mm-hmm. Um, acidy blood. Well, at least one of them. I don't know about all of them.

But one of them has acidy blood and gets ripped open and the blood starts seeping down through the floors. Yeah. Uh, it goes down into, there's like a lady with a dog. A little alien dog. Yeah, all that fun shit. So, a dog that sounds way more vicious than he looks. Yeah. That dog was stupid. Um, all the way down, uh, engineering's freaking out. People are calling and complaining about holes in the ceilings and the floors. Mm-hmm. Um, at one point there's a lady with a dog and her dog.

I guess licked up some of the blood. Now we have a demon dog. Mm-hmm. Which is actually kind of cool. Yeah. From a practical effects standpoint, the way they did the dog with the teeth coming out. Right. That was kind of cool, I thought. Yeah, creative. Yeah. Uh, at this point, however, the demons in the Sally party have busted out of the apartment and are now rampaging through the upper floors of the apartment building. Mm-hmm. Now downstairs, we still have our meat heads pumping iron.

They're doing great. But about this time is when the acidy blood has dripped from the top all the way down to the bottom and lands in a, um, engineering room or something. Yeah. And it's like a breaker box and shuts down the power to the whole building. Mm-hmm. Uh, will the Pimp now, personal trainer, is like, all right, you mothers, we can't be lift and weights in a dark it's time to close it up. Is it for one dude? Is it for one dude who is committed?

Yeah. And by the way, Yeah, stop, we'll stop. That's right. He is using that press machine all wrong. Oh, yeah. You're not supposed to do it like that. I was laughing when I was doing this. He's like, what the fuck is he doing? What are you doing? Yeah. I don't know what muscle that that's not how it works. No. No. And will the Pimp, if you're a personal trainer, you should have corrected him. Yeah. Holy cow, there's usually like pictures on the machine of how to correctly use it.

Do whatever you want, man. I don't care. Get out of the scaffolding just right. Oh, yeah, I was laughing. It was pretty crazy. Anyway, will the Pimp, I'm like, all right, your mother's just time to go. There's no lights on up in here. Let's get up. But, what is comment though? You just skipped it where you're going. Yeah, I'll do whatever you want. I'll leave it. Everybody else leaves except these two fucking chuckle heads. And I'm using machines wildly and correctly.

Now, basically the blood bath has started. The demons are like working their way through the floors, killing everybody, and turning them into demons. That's basically how it goes for quite some time. Just before that, our friend with the pregnant wife is like, hey, that's what it looks like a party. I'm going to go get you a slice of cake. So, he hops in an elevator just as the high-priced prostitute is leaving the businessman. And she hops in and she's like, I'll get to you later.

Yeah. They get stuck in the elevator, unfortunately, as the acidity blood drips down and cuts the power to the whole building. Now, they're stuck there. I've seen some performance pieces. They're based off of that. That start this way. Yeah. People stuck in the elevator. One of them is probably a prostitute. Get the little button. Oh, it looks like we're stuck. Other guy with a huge hunker. And now it's going down. That's right. We're up. $14 a month for this. We're going down. I mean, now...

There's a song based off of that, too. Oh, absolutely. Love it in the elevator. All hell is breaking loose. People are getting killed left and right. The demon dog is out. Luckily, our pregnant lady is barricaded in her apartment. So, she's okay. The kid, mysteriously turns into a demon. Did anybody see why? I can't remember if something dripped on it. I think something did drip on it. There was just a faint something that happened. Okay. And then they immediately changed cut after that.

I don't even remember that. I just remember him popping up. And the kid, once he becomes a demon, is now obviously played by a little person. That's a fun thing about Italians. When they make movies, they can't have children portray any kind of a villain or any kind of a sexual or anything. Remember Barriol Ground? Oh, yeah. Where we had that 25-year-old, six-year-old, the creepiest fucking dude ever. Because he, there was a titty involved in one of his scenes.

And they couldn't have a child in the room with the titty, so they got a 25-year-old guy to come in and play a child. And it's the weirdest fucking thing we've ever seen. You see that one, Chuck? I have not. Oh, Chuck! You don't know what you're guessing. You can actually buy a pillow with that guy's face on it. Oh, my God! The damn stuff. I'm gonna nick what's Cageface pillow. Yeah, and this guy too, with his BDI staring up at you. It's crazy. Funny.

All right, so now we're in full on Apocalypse Mode. We haven't quite reached the basement or the gym yet. And now we're going to, I guess, pay an homage to the first film or kind of adapt a piece of the first film. So in the first film? The theater. No, yeah. Well, the car.

Oh. So in the first film, randomly, as the Demon infestation was taking over the movie theater, we would cut to a car of punks that were driving recklessly throughout the streets of Berlin, which is where the first movie took place. Right. Fucking speed freaks, and they had their tits out and everything. It was great. Now we're going to do something very similar, but not quite. It's like, so in the first movie we had Ripper and his crew of Knuckleheads. These guys are not Ripper and his crew.

These guys are like, Sipper and... Sim... I mean, like, so we have the one guy that's driving real fast and erratic, but then everyone... I never had an accident. Everybody else is just kind of freaked out. Yeah. In the first movie, Ripper was driving fast and erratic, but everybody else was doing coke and slapping him in the back of the head. He was driving. And the one chick had her tits out the whole time. So, all right. So, I don't know.

Anyway, our friend that happened to answer the phone when the ex-boyfriend called, got sent downstairs to stand guard in front of the building. Yeah. So the one Josh, the ex-boyfriend, showed up. He could tell him to fuck off. Right. Our new Ripper or Sipper, whatever you want to call him, is driving erratically throughout the streets of wherever we are now and gets in a car accident right in front of the building. Jump out of the car immediately demons. Right.

On the other hand, our friend who's just been standing outside in the building the whole time, not a demon. Okay. All right. I got another. Maybe an open wound is what you need to become a demon, but you still have the kid that never... I couldn't figure that one out. He became a demon, so... No, no. It's... It doesn't matter, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, when that happened, I'm like... How the hell that happened? I don't even matter anymore. We're just in demon town. That's where we're at.

Now, from this point up to this point, our main character, I believe, has been primarily Sally. We're going to completely remove... Yeah, I get that. We're going to completely remove the original... Between her and the pinch. A little bit with the pimp, yeah. We're going to kind of remove her from the equation, because she is kind of our patient zero. Right. And now, we're going to shift focus to our dad in the prostitute, the elevator. We're going to kind of hang out with them for a little bit.

They're trying to get up and out of the elevator. The prostitute is claustrophobic. Everybody's sweaty all of a sudden? I get that. Yeah. Yeah. So, if you're like trapped in the elevator, you're... You're going to freak out. You're going to freak out. Your temperature is going to rise like oh shit. Okay. I've never been trapped in an elevator. But sure. I'll buy it in it. I wouldn't freak out, but if you're claustrophobic... If you're claustrophobic, yeah.

Yeah, no. I'm just going to pee in the corner and then take a nap, probably. And if I'm in there with a high-price prostitute... You're going to negotiate. We're going to do some negotiating, my dear. I've got some money to spend. I was headed to the soda machine, so not much, but at the same time, we can do business, I believe. We have nothing better to do. We're stuck in here. We're stuck in here. Megadere! Let's go! Can I see a nipple for $0.18? Yeah, pull up on one. See what I got in here.

I got $4. And some pocket lids. Yeah, it's a pocket lids. It's going to be yours tax-free. That's right. It's stupid. They are freaking out. They're trying to get up and out. They manage to like get that elevator in like between the floors, where you can kind of crack it open a little bit. They open it up like a eighth of an inch, where they can see all the chaos.

All the chaos and suing out there people run around people run around getting killed some Porsche muck gets killed right in front of him And his face gets like put right in the crack of the elevator, so that's scary Now we're gonna cut back down to our gym knuckleheads They have left the gym and now they are being laid siege to by the demons also Good news really the pip is there and he's gonna take charge that's right He's like grab a weapon mother fuckers

And everybody's fighting and like doing their best somehow they ended up with guns. I think they got it I don't know how they got those guns. Yeah, I think they got into like a security office or something Yeah, I don't know, but it's funny You can always tell a non-American movie being made with guns because they have no idea how to hold a gun How to fire? No, well what a gun looks like when it goes off He's well, you know the the pips like oh man. You're a muscle no brain

But he's holding a shot. He's the one holding the shotgun. Yeah, yeah, but what's funny is he lets one round He's shooting from the him right? Yeah, he lets one round off boom and then he turns and then he does like a three round burst How'd you do that? All right, and then later he shoots one round and then has to reload to shoot another one Yeah, all right, maybe should somebody should like watch a Arnold Schwarzenegger movie or something

It's fine. They're doing their best. Oh, yeah, yeah So yeah, now we have this big battle happening in the part the gym guys make it into the parking garage And that's where they actually butt heads with the demons. Big battle goes down with the gym guys and the demons Make a long story short of course the gym guys all get killed

They managed to take out a couple of the demons in the process. Yeah, we do get a very cool shot here Big speeches reminiscent of the first movie where we have Once Willie the Pim gets turned into a demon in the first movie He then kind of takes charge of the demons and leads that charge up into the balcony right and we get that cool shot of them running up Against like with the light coming from behind him and all their eyes glowing. Yeah, we get a very similar shot

Yeah, in this movie with them coming down the hallway out of the parking garage. Mm-hmm. That's pretty cool Naturally at this point all we have left Really is our Dad who is trying to get back to his pregnant wife pregnant wife by the way is managed to hold off the demons just by keeping her fucking mouth shut Yeah, how hard is that right just shut the fuck up keep your door locked. You're probably gonna be okay. Mm-hmm

No, no, not most of these guys. We got to go check it out. We got to go raise some hell and try to fight these things Who is our who fucking stupid don't get Stupid yeah, no, it's Sanford and son come up with it No, I'm dead at him Unfortunately in this part makes zero sense or our single or Dad to be in the prostitute or trying to climb their way up out of the Sealing elevator elevator into the elevator shaft

The guy gets up and he's like okay, give me your hand. I'll help you up. She gives him her hand boom boom Yeah, has not been touched by a single demon I'm trying to think of something yeah when I saw that I'm trying to take the white outside the door like scratcher Is that what it was? Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's what she was down there looking because one like oh

No, it's the one that transformed right the one that got his face. Yeah, yeah, we didn't reach her and she got scratched her Okay, and then took off okay a jerk Right sure I'll buy that she's like a prostitute. Yeah, I hope he paid her because she was fairly attractive After that he's got to get rid of her so he kind of slams her back down into the elevator does like a Crawl up into the elevator shaft gets his gets to his pregnant wife

Everything's cool they get out they're coming down apparently. There's a fucking TV studio in the Yeah Yeah, one of the floors of the building it's just go with it sure. Yeah They managed to get down there. This is where they get confronted by the Sally demon Well first actually they go to the roof Which is pretty cool and they get confronted by the Sally demon up there. We get this they get up there

I don't know why they wanted to go to the roof. I think maybe they thought there was a helicopter coming or something I don't know it was no mention. Oh, let's go to the roof You go to the roof because Send that out there sure Sure, I parake that one door. There's always one door roof. Mm-hmm. You can hang out there

Why not tell you starve to death or dehydrate or whatever? Yeah, but if they get through it you're fucked yeah, of course Anyway, he goes up there and naturally the Sally demon comes out It's a pretty cool little running at the camera scene where she's like all fucked up Does a John McLean yeah? Yeah The fucking repell from a fire hose I know I was laughing what I saw that part of like you can tell

Yeah, dude bang gets down all the way down to like a sub-root. That was one big ass fire. Hell yeah with his pregnant wife Unfortunately the Sally demon spider drops. Yeah, all the way down I've done a spider drop before it's not that simple. It's not easy, dude And stopping when you're in a full spider drop theoretically your spots you're holding a rope like this as You go down that is your break. Mm-hmm. Don't always work that way. Yeah, just watch Tom Cruise of the year

Ceremony. Yeah, he did it exactly right. That's Tom Cruise You can do it. Yeah, Chase is him into the same except act Wow Get out that with harsh Get out that window right now Does the full spider drop Chase is him into this fucking soundstage TV studio Somehow I don't know how but the Sally demon is going completely blind. Yeah. Yeah No, like she had like one milky eye, but whatever she's blind now

Running around trying to feel like feel around trying to get him. I didn't know if it was a lights because really lights were all like looking around Yeah, so I wasn't sure if that was like disorienting her. I was like oh, maybe this is a route. They're gonna go Yeah, but Roll blights are how you beat it demon. Oh good enough. Yeah Next time next time next see me to just go get your fucking bookie on get your boogie on

No demons in here, bro. That's right. No, just good vibes. They're gonna leave They feel in the vine And then mysteriously Sally demon just collapses on the floor. Yeah, and dies. Yeah, that was weird eternal internal bleeding They seem to kind of melt like Just as they progress they're kind of melting in the king. Yeah, okay sure. Oh, but I don't know why demons

That's what I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay at this point like or Soon to be dad and his pregnant wife are like okay, we made it yeah very cool and then all the screen Star like on the studio start flashing and it's got cutting back to previous footage of the movie that we just watched right Namely Sally running at the camera when she did on the roof. So dad is like fuck this shit runs up with a Fire axe and starts smashing all the TV the TV monitors. Yeah, but not all of them

No, because only like half of them had that footage of her running. Yeah, if I was him I would have smashed them all just to make sure I just love smashing stuff. Yeah, why not? I got opportunity School TV. Oh, yeah, shit out of those About this time of course mom goes into labor full on baby. Oh Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't you? About four months pregnant. Yeah, I know right She did not have that big of a belly no deliver the baby perfectly healthy baby and your movie pretty much

Yeah, would you guys think of demons too? I think it would be cool if like the baby like all of a sudden had like demon teeth I thought we should have had it should have been a demon baby. Yeah, there is no explanation as to how like the demon Virus or whatever it is got spread right so why not have a demon right? I don't know whatever I mean throw it in there the movie was got awful

What bad at it. Yeah, it's not it's okay. It's not nearly as good as the first one is good Yeah, the first one is just a fucking Now now I'm gonna have to watch that first one. I don't know if I'm gonna be pissed off at you for it But I'm gonna watch it. I promise you you will like the first one better It's got fucking motorcycles and samarise. Oh my gosh Dude well, I mean if it's a demon circus then I'm in

Yeah, that's pretty what it is. Yeah, what a wheel's computer I am not mad at this it doesn't make a lick of sense if you're trying to build like some kind of a congruent storyline with the first one It's not gonna happen more to the point. There's technically a third one not called demons. Yeah, I was just gonna I was just gonna say that to you. Yeah, I brought to sort of sequel called the church Which was built in a lot of countries as demons three

Like demons two it has nothing to do with the first two movies at all what's what it? Yeah, of course But it's basically the same exact plot premise except not in a movie theater not to high-rise apartment building But now in a church right but I'm not sure is it the same completely? It could be I guess if you want it because what if all three of these were at the same time if you want to jump Well fucking just blow my head up It's blue is head up buddy

It's fine. It's not as good as the first one, but it's it's a fun watch if it's all right I would say if you watch this one before the first one you probably like this one better No, no Fuck it. No because I think Chuck's gonna like the first one better than this one could be I'll let you know next I actually enjoy the first one. I love the first one. Yeah So I don't I think if you watch the first one after this one you'd be like oh, yeah, first one was way better

The first one has like the semblance of a continuous plot line. Yes, like it kind of makes sense as you go Mm-hmm. That helps this one is like a hand grenade going off. Yeah, you just it goes off and then you just got a kind of Yeah, it's a good deal. You can throughout the whole thing pretty much

Not bad. I still enjoy it for what it's worth it's Italian cinema dude. It is it's like watching abstract art You just got to enjoy the visuals not worry about what the fuck is going on and just go with oh One thing I understand it if you have mushrooms I want What one of the things I didn't get is remember the daughters trapped in the car at the end of movie. Yes How the hell did all of a sudden?

Yeah, that was that was the daughter. Yeah How is it that the mom because it's like all of a sudden the demon mom realized? Oh, this is my daughter redirect all the zombies out of here and Look like right at her daughter. I'm like no, you're a full on like demon at this point. Why would that make sense when nothing else does True, yeah, exactly right. They all run out of the it's Italian Bava de Bupa it's Italian Mom, mom me

All right, inmates. I say check it out. Where did you guys watch this at? To be to be I had the limited edition collectors disc so I checked it out there Nice watching on to be if you're interested in Nate's at the meantime it's break time. Yeah, yeah We're gonna take you in a different direction That's the way we rock on make them move them by me. We can't know so I think I'll give for self-he This time I got to see

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And we are back ladies and germs, gentlemen, I believe it's time for three on a meat hook Three on a meat hook This week's meat hook were parties gone bad Oh man, there are a lot of parties out there most of them don't end up the way that we had hoped No, especially mine Miney especially, buddy what do you got at number three? Was that really a party? That was only two people there I think it was Is there two people count as a party?

I count as a party that's wrong It's more of a romantic evening going awry Right at the very beginning of the movie There's no party there bro There's only two people there That's not a party that's a romantic evening in the woods But I'll give it to you right on All right Chuck, do you have an actual party? I'm gonna go with scream Okay, at Stu's house yeah Yeah, okay, yeah Where they explain the rules?

Absolutely, Jamie Kennedy there Oh god, when Rose McGowan goes into the garage Oh man, laser nibbles Beep, beep, beep, beep I don't think you can actually be killed by a garage door No I mean it'll come down I mean let's somebody's on top of the door Everybody's spraying your neck

No, I don't even think I'll do that It'll like, yeah, it wouldn't lift you I don't think No It'll just like go down, uh, can't shut and go right back up Yeah, that's usually where something goes in I mean a leaf blows in it and it goes back down Oh yeah, yeah, so I'm not worried about that But we got pretend there's no sensor Sure, sure that doesn't make a lot of sense No, what do you got for your number three? Have you guys ever seen a movie called Night Eats the World?

No All right, let me set the stage I think we've done, I think we did it for the show Did we? Yeah So a guy is just been broken up with by his girlfriend Uh huh And he's all pissed off Bitch And he's all heartbroken We're in Paris, France by the way And he goes to pick up the last remaining things that he has in her apartment And there's a full-on rager going on And she is celebrating, uh, her new boyfriend basically And they're hooking up Bitch Yeah, right?

Fucking skink He goes in there and he's like mother fuck And he runs into a couple of friends of his And they all insist that he does shots with him So they- This friends do Yeah, he basically gets shit faced Really, he just wants to get his shit and get the fuck out of there Because it's painful watching his ex-girlfriend make out with this other guy I don't know at all what you're talking about right now, but yeah

You with me so far? Yeah, yeah Uh, unfortunately he didn't eat enough that day So he goes to what was his studio to get the remaining stuff Uh huh And he has, and he passes out Wakes up the next morning Full-on zombie apocalypse Everybody in the party is dead Damn, fuck yeah Everybody in Paris is dead Fuck yeah And he is barricaded in his ex-girlfriend's apartment How the hell do you make it?

Rock It's alive Um, it's a long, well, the ending is kind of ambiguous But it's a hell of a zombie movie It reminds me of a Stephen King series Yeah Kingdom or something like that Kingdom or something like that Yeah Okay Like the dude in the hospital wakes up and like all shit's like weird That's not the walking dead What's the walking dead? I mean, it could be more than one We know right now, get the fuck out of here Was he a sheriff?

No It's on a bad show But that is my number three in the party The party looked like it was begging Because it's in Paris and you know, all that stuff Yeah That's my number three, how about number two, buddy? Number two The invitation Okay, now That's a party Yeah It's a dinner party It's a pretentious dinner party That is a sterling example of how awkward things can get Yes When people decide to make things awkward They definitely decide to make things awkward And it was a joke then

No, no, they had backup Oh yeah, they had endings Oh my god Fuck me dude I have, okay, yeah That's a great show, man I love that one Yeah, dude, you don't really think of it When I say party, I'm thinking of like, you know College kids is here Yeah, paintings being whipped out into the air Oh, okay

It extends and stuff like that Typical day in your house Lerid's, but with blood That's just me So, no, that's a good call, man I didn't think of that really You're right, though, it's a dinner party When John Carroll Lynch shows up and talks about how he How much he loves his wife and he accidentally killed her When he backhanded her into the fucking kitchen cabinet That'll do it Oh, by the way, here's a video tape of this old lady dying Yeah What the fuck are we doing here? Right?

I got it, got it, got it Come here It's the morning, so I'm gonna meet you A phone to do Right? Check out number two, Doc Go with April Fools Day Oh, that's a good one, too Are you talking about the original or the original? Well, is the original of the 180s?

Yes Yeah, yeah Original far superior to the remake I never saw a remake Don't, don't even waste your time Well, I mean, the original doesn't even really hold up But I'd love to that movie as a kid Oh, that's a good show, I think it holds up Even if you know the ending, I think it holds up Yeah

So the kills are pretty inventive And, you know, there's a lot of imagination into it The ending kind of makes things kind of snap into focus Yeah, yeah, no, I like that one a lot And anytime they're on an island I feel like you get that kind of, you ain't going nowhere Right Kind of thing, going on, that's cool What are you gonna do?

Yeah, exactly My number two is something that doesn't make a lot of sense Okay Party looked like a lot of fun up to a certain point Okay I'm talking about Lisa's pool party I'm talking about a Maron Elm Street party Yeah, I almost went with that one

That is the party I wanted to get invited to so badly Oh my god But, dude, Lisa's parents kick off early They go up to bed Lisa's on the verge of getting her box beat by Mark in the weird pool shed The movie doesn't make any sense at all No Especially in the context of the Nightmare at Elm Street

But that party was raging Oh hell yeah, I was Up until Freddie did the triple gainer out of the deep end And explain that we're all his kids now Even though that doesn't make any fun sense That is the gays movie you will ever see Quietly, the gays movie you will ever see I could name a couple of them would be a little bit more Oh no, they're like, yeah Without involving man-on-man but sex But that's like the cool, like the... What's gay about that?

Most subtle gays Undertones ever There's a man inside me Why are you following your gym teacher to the SNM bar, sir? Just ask your questions, you know why not? Alright, whatever, man The party looked bangin I forget the young lady that played Lisa But I had a crush on her I thought she was screaming hot Oh yeah Yeah, the Pope party Nightmare at Elm Street Very cool How about number one, buddy? Contracted There is no... Oh there is!

Right at the very beginning of the movie That's where it all started She dips out and gets banged in the car Yep, it's a little rapish type That's a good... Well, I mean... She did go with... What is rape really? She did go with him to the car And she was like, I don't know that hurts And by that news already happened Yeah, so...

Yeah, I get you Yeah, that's another kind of pretentious party A little bit Okay, yeah, I'm with you There's a party there And it did win South for her Oh, sure it did Yeah, dude I'm all for one night hook-ups at a party But... I'll at least take you home And I'll take you to a... That's where you make your mistake Yeah, I mean, I found the best effort I'm gonna bang you in the fucking car Now, let's go in the closet What a gentleman he is I know!

That's all the bathroom Get out of the bathroom Get out of here, dude I'm gonna drown your face in the toilet while I'm right behind you I need the room It doesn't matter to the sex on top of cigarette, but... Exactly! I need the room to roam You know what I'm saying? Stretch out Pull your hair and stuff What's that high-screen man, Paul? You know what I'm saying?

You're disgusting Right on, man, that's... I love that movie That's what my favorite song is Oh, man, I love that movie Yeah, second one, A-padi You cannot find contracted on Blu-ray I don't know why, yeah It is next to impossible to get on Blu-ray I love those movies Part two is available on Shop Factory, but part one?

No Weird Yeah Alright, Chuck, number one Go with Sturray, that goes Okay, yeah, dude Yeah That movie tripped me out From real And that's a good example of how party games can run afoul Yep, right Oh, yeah, sure Fuck around and find out Fuck around and find a friend out there Ooh-hoo

Yeah, man, that's a great, should a great ghost movie I don't think I will ever... I don't know if I'm susceptible to hypnosis I've never tried I don't think I am I don't think I'll ever let anybody do that to me I would try, but I don't think it would work I hope not When I was in high school, we went to

In fact, that was called P.O. Fair, but it's Western-watching and Fairgrounds now They had a hypnotist there Yeah So they would bring people from the audience Hey, come here, blah blah blah I'm just there with my friends I was seen her in high schools towards the end of it And I was one of them that was voted on the stage Yeah Apparently, I'm susceptible Because I... it was one of those things where What's your name?

You don't remember And I literally Couldn't think of what the hell my name was Like, I knew it was there, but I couldn't say it I know what we're doing next week And then it was like the entire stage, like with everybody on there It was like 12 people or something like that

So we all had like our ideocracies or whatever that was Mine was, I couldn't remember my name But when I thought of it, I would go right up to him So I'll be like, oh yeah, I know what my name is So I go up to him And I was like, what's your name you can't remember

And I'm like, like a complete blank stare on myself Fuck it a weird Yeah, yeah And then it go, then you know what, we're still like in this trance Whatever, go back to the audience So you hang out with whoever And then like certain clues would like do something

And all of a sudden I just stood up and I yelled out my name Wow Yeah, it was so fucking weird And I could actually like, hear my name and say my name in my head But when he says what's your name you can't remember is like gone It was like, fuck What is my name?

Fuck, fuck Yeah, it was so weird Yeah, I'm not doing that I want to try for sure I don't think it'll work but I want to try I'm out dude But how they selected it, they brought in like 20 something people And then they tried doing this like little deal

And they pull your arm like real fast and if you fall over like, you know, whatever I was kind of like in and out of that Like I kind of remember like being knocked out to the side And I'm like, you know, right next to somebody else leaning on him It was like one of those televanjical churches Yeah, no But who are you?

And then so because of that I was actually selected to stay on the stage And then that was my routine I guess And yeah, that was weird to say like I remember it so clearly And yeah, I completely forgot how to say my name Okay Yeah, yeah, I don't want to be fucked with I know, right? I'm out, I'm out Why is your asshole sore? Oh I forgot his name I'm gonna say I don't remember Yeah, right Anyway Right on Is it my turn?

I think so, that was I believe so I know We're starting to do this thing, you can't remember My number one, the party at whole house on Halloween All right The night of the demons Yeah Yeah I feel like I could have gotten laid there By Susie or possibly Angela Yeah That would have been a banging party dude Halloween night It really would have The creepy chick is putting it on She invited a cast of knuckleheads Stooges there Right? Who doesn't want a party with stoooges?

Being a bull of fuck Yes Roger dips out early Of course, he's one of the only guys that lives through the whole movie It looked like a lot of fun until we started fucking around with the sands Have you seen Night of the Demon's Chuck? I think I have, it was a long time ago Lipstick in the nipple Yes Sticks a tuba, lipstick right in her bumming Right in it In?

In, yeah Like inserts it Insert it into her nipple All right, I've got a nipple fetish so I have to check it out There you go, you're gonna love it That is our three out of meat hook in mates Top three parties going afoul Let us know by next week if you have time

The mental health hotline is very good 775-3870-275 Or just go to Patentroompodcast.com Hit the meat hook link And drop some knowledge that way In the meantime, it is teradome time Yeah No tears please It's a waste of good suffering I'm not gonna hurt you You didn't let me finish my sentence

I said I'm not gonna hurt you I'm just gonna bash your brains I'm gonna bash you right the fuck in I'm killing you I'm glad you're crazy I'm killing you I'm leaving you I'm leaving you I'm leaving you I'm leaving you Six year old child Look at this Blind, ill, immobile face The blackest size

The devil Welcome to the teradome First last week's winners In singles competition in the Asylum Conference We had Jason Voorhees versus Pyramid Ed Cheryl struggled against the attacker It wasn't one of the cults usual lackeys this time But a monster of a man and a hockey mask

The lake boiled beneath the planks of the pier As the executioner arrived Her would be savior Then with a quick jerk of the wrist Her neck snapped and the waters fell silent Jason was off to the next victim And Pyramid Ed was back to wherever he came from With a vote of 5 to 4 Jason Voorhees advances over Pyramid Ed Yeah I'm sorry man I can't control how these people vote You know what I'm saying?

They like who they like And it doesn't matter what kind of Tom Hardy I think just votes against whatever I say He's such a fan of me that he just says fuck you I don't care if it makes sense or not That's how I'm going There's nothing wrong with Pyramid Ed He just needs to earn it

He needs more sequels He's only been in two movies But there's another one coming He's a bad motherfucker though He might take over Let's take a look at this week's match up We are in the asylum conference round 2 As usual in Nate's bear with me I'm not much of a writer

The NYPD was well aware of the criminal undertakings of Frank Cotton Active investigations underway for rape, sexual battery, grand theft And ludemist conduct as well as being under suspicion on a host of different smuggling charges But now they finally had him

The disappearance of his brother Larry, along with the testimony of his niece Kirstie Would be enough to put Cotton away for a long time Officers in route to execute the arrest warrant pick up a strange tale A second unit as backup, only one problem

This was a covert operation and they never asked for backup In the rear squad car officer Matthew Cordell as has other plans The maniac cop is hell bent on revenge against the NYPD Needing blood on his hands, he is also in pursuit Meanwhile Uncle Frank sits in the attic of his house Candles burning around him in a strange box in his hands Singles competition gentlemen we have the maniac cop versus pinhead How say you buddy?

I am going to actually go with maniac cop Okay, Chuck I gotta go with pinhead Just for nostalgia reasons I love me some maniac cop, he is the only slasher that uses firearms Runs people over with cars Has taken out an entire police precinct that I know of Is he taking out a demon?

That's the thing I don't know the guns work against pinhead Really the only way to get rid of pinhead is to put the box back together That's it, that's the only way you can do it I think he's smart enough to do that I don't know I'm gonna shoot from the hip here and take pinhead on this one

I love me some maniac cop That's one of my FVF You ask me what my most underrated horror franchises is It's the maniac cop Yeah, underrated definitely But I gotta go with pinhead on this one That is your teradome match up for the weekend mate The maniac cop, Matthew Cordell against pinhead Give us your votes by next week if you can Again the mental health hotline is already code 775-3870-275 Or just go to pad or just go to padpadgetroompodcast.com and hit the teradome link

You know what? You don't have to vote on the teradome Yeah you do No you don't Fuck off, yeah you do You can just call and talk about what movies you saw Compliment buddy on his beard What you've jerked off to? What you beat off to? Tell us your porn taste I'm a bill for my son Of course I'm a bill for my son I'm just going to porn I'm just saying, why do you love to hear from you? I don't dying to drink What are you looking at?

Oh buddy. Yeah, you know what we have that most people don't what the ability to podcast well that too but the ability to like movies that we know are bad. Oh yeah Our fans can do that. Yeah. Yeah, we can there's there's so many of them there is and I'm gonna tell you about one right now It's called terror vision from 1980. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is what adjacent Harold's favorite movies. I enjoy this film

It's terrible. It is. It's absolutely terrible. But it's a fun watch. It's got Uncle Rico in it as some kind of a punk possible child molester Because like his girlfriend is the older sister. Yeah, she can't be a day over 14. No Yeah, it's like old times. Yeah Weird weird stuff going on Basically some kind of an alien transmission interrupts a swingers party via satellite TV and a lot of love crafty and flesh melding goes on. Yeah disgusting stuff dude

It's fine. It's fun speaking of fun movies bad dreams from 1988. Anybody see? Oh, yeah Jennifer Rubin Richard Lynch My one of my childhood crushes Elizabeth Daley and And that name ring any bells you may remember daily does yeah She was sex head in 31. Oh, yes, but her career goes way back to the early 80s It's a kind of a nightmare on Elm Street knockoff thing. It's fine Visiting hours from 1982. Okay with William Shatter

William Shatter. He was only in it for about four years. I share a birthday with him. Do you? Wow and Reese Witherspoon nice I share a birthday with Chris Christofferson and I think that's you can stop there. That's good. Yeah, that's all I got really What's his name Michael Ironside plays a psycho trying to stalk a female reporter during hot during her hospital stay? Oh, yeah, it's fun. It's fine. He's Kind of doing a buffalo bill kind of a thing and lastly deadly friend from 1986. Oh, okay

Another child would crush a mind Christie Swanson. Oh, yeah, yeah, she was bang in circa 1986. Oh she sure was The movie's pretty silly she puts up she dies Her next door neighbor boy friend puts a computer chip in her what happened to her? I mean she's still around she's Old yeah, she's like 65. Yeah, but I mean like her career like acting career like whatever happened Uh, she hung hard to like the 80s or like the mid 90s I would say she was in that Charlie Sheen movie where they're

Running away like it was called the getawayers the getaway. Yeah Because yeah, she was smoking I was like I expected a big career out of her own yeah, and then I was so she disappeared. I wish she had a big career Yeah, like a 15 20 years. I'd say okay. Yeah, that's all I'm looking at buddy. What do you got? I was able to check out life like I will see that one. No, no, no, so basically this one is it's one of those hey I'm a rich dude and

My parents just died. I'm used to take care of this mansion and having everything taken care of for me Now that my parents died They don't have these people to do it. Let's rent these AI people that know how to you know that can just take care of everything

You want them to take care of that be so awesome right? Yeah, and of course things go hey wire I don't want to spoil the ending for it because it actually was really different on the end Okay About the guy that they chose best like hey, we're gonna turn this person and we're gonna have more the lawn

We're gonna have to do this do that and the wife's like well, you know I'm not the rich type person so I'm not with you because you're money I'm with you because I like this and I don't like using robots to do stuff that we can do and uh, of course she's like well He's like do whatever you want to do with a robot. So she's like okay. Well, I'm just gonna

Well, no, not quite. I'm gonna read my book and I'm gonna have him read it with me, you know So they share like you know basically starts turning into a motion with with this dude and then it goes a little further than that It's it's slow Almost it's slow, but the ending does have a pretty good twist on it. I was not expecting that twist all right So that was pretty good um and suitable flesh What'd you think of that? Okay, so Uh, a hedogram yes

And uh, she's not also yeah, Barbara Crabden. She is not saying how recent yeah, no I had a gram no, um, but you know, they do show her breasts in there and her breasts still look nice. I think she looks good She's gotta be at least mid to late 50s, I would say yeah, she's 50. I think she looks fine. Yeah, I mean she's obviously not Bookie nights Heather Graham. No

She's I think I thought she looked good. Yeah, I need a minute. She's aging well, but you could tell she's getting older. Yeah, totally I thought it was a it's a slow burn. It's a love crafty and Adaptation. Yeah, I mean there's some things I liked about it some things I didn't I'm like, yeah, you know, this is whatever Yeah, but it's all right. Yeah last thing I watched was

Them I'm halfway through the season is eight episodes on second season. I watched the first first season is all like racial stuff Uh, then second season is them the scare and I don't know you guys watching this at all. Yeah Really check out season two. I think season two is better than the first one if you haven't seen the first one But I actually really like season one uh with the whole like black community moving into a white community area

You know back then. Okay, so season two is not anything to do with that. It's its own separate season and it's got like Uh, this dude that wants to be an actor like hardcore actor, but there's also this paranormal paranormal like Thing that's killing people and like breaking other bones and like stuffing them in weird-ass places And you're trying to figure out who the hell it is and it's it's like a crime drama horror So it's not like a lot of blood and guts or anything like that

But if you're looking for something like that, you know, that's a crime drama horror. It's pretty good Okay, yeah, so I'm about halfway through the second season. So hopefully by next week. I'll have it all wrapped up right on right on That's all I got check out how about you Chuck? I am still working my way through baseball tell I'm in season four right now Oh, man. I love that series. I've seen the whole thing. Yeah, it's it's cooking. Yeah, very nice

Yeah, I know Tom Hardy miss you. I love I really love me some very farmy go. Oh, yeah I like Tasia better. Tasia is better younger sister. Yeah, I don't know I like I like Vera More okay Call it a fetish I guess all right Okay, uh right on dudes. Well, I think it's time for some version therapy. Then yeah You guys think of double blind not bad. I enjoyed it. Yeah, it just felt so fucking long to me. It was it was I think it was like two hours and ten minutes

Yeah, yeah, god damn. There's only thing I didn't like about it was it was so long, but it wasn't bad

No, it wasn't bad. It had some genuinely creepy moments. Yeah, yeah I think It had my when the when the mousey girl that wouldn't shut up when she got yeah, that's that's when I was kind of locked in Because I was kind of thinking she was Obviously not going to be our survivor girl, but I thought there was going to be some kind of lesbian thing Yeah, we're going to kind of make it out together She bought it early and I was like okay now I'm in yeah, no, we're now we're getting things going yeah

Fortunately, I think it took us about an hour to get to that point. Yeah pretty close. Yeah, I wouldn't I'm not mad at it It's not a passive watch though. Mm-hmm. You got to kind of focus You got to be in for the long haul because it's a long movie and it feels like a long movie. Yes I don't know. I wouldn't mad at it at all. I thought it was pretty good show. Yeah, not bad. Not bad I watched both of our movies on the same night. So I went demons two first and then bloodline and

Which one did you like better? Oh? Easily double blind double blind. Yeah, well, I mean You got to be in the mood like a lot more Italian movie. Yeah, yeah I usually try to keep at least a day separate between the two. Yeah I'll try to like break the immersion therapy. Yeah, just kind of take it as I can yeah, and in the the main movie I'll sit down and actually focus for Mm-hmm. That's just me though. Right on buddy. What do you got for us this week? All right this week. Let's check out

2023's appendage. It's about a young fashion designer life spirals at her darkest inner thoughts that That manifests into something gruesome that won't stop growing you'll find this gem on hulu. Is it jill rewards? It's an unwanted relative that has come to stay for Right Check that you know it makes will do the same in compare notes now next week, but now you must educate me. Oh Yeah Educating Miss Monica

First my clue from last week gentlemen. Mm-hmm. I am a struggling urban artist with a very traumatic childhood Uh, I was involved in a mm-hmm shall we say arson? Not directly but indirectly and uh, I damn near got myself killed as a baby Luckily a white woman showed up at the last second to save me and died in the process. Who is the blame for all of these shenanigans? The candy man 20 when you said urban I was like so you're black candy man. I am black Yes, what percent

I'm the way down. That's right. Have you guys seen the 2020 candy? I have not seen that I am so much of a fan of the original. Yeah, I almost don't want to see this one. It's not But here's my problem with that one. It's it's woke obviously right 2020 um It's not is it a remake? It so that's that's the fucking problem I have is that it's not a remake. It's a sequel. Okay, but that being said They have taken the the lore of Daniel Robotye and twisted it into this

rotating candy man. So there is a candy man, but it's not Daniel Robotye. It's this guy from the 70s who had like a One of those pincher appendage things. Huh. Yeah. How are you? So that Tony Todd is not in it except for his face in like the last 14 seconds of the movie um, and other than that, it's just kind of weird

Who might I be this week you ask? Well gentlemen, I am a uh industrial age um, I believe I work in a factory of some sort and I recently struck up a relationship with one of my co-workers Everything was going smoothly until she invited me over to meet her family one night and broke the news that she is pregnant oh fuck

Not really run what I had in mind, but I'm gonna be a good dad. I'm gonna be responsible Her family is weird and eats a lot of really weird shit for dinner, but I'm gonna I'm gonna do my due diligence

And uh, maybe I do love this check. I don't know. I'm gonna hang out. I'm gonna find out. We're gonna live in my One room closet apartment with our Baby that she births which is more of a Turkey bird Embriotic sack kind of a thing so it's a Thanksgiving movie kind of But only if Well, that's not everything's gonna work itself out in because there's a lady with large jowls living in my radiator Who puts on performance pieces right actually a lot of things so yeah?

I I tune into those regularly and they make me feel better, but I'm pretty sure my turkey baby embryotic sack thing is gonna die and I'm gonna have to blast it off into space Oh, yeah, very sad and My my would be baby mama took off weeks ago to go back to home to her parents again leaving bitch With the embryotic sack turkey baby Mm-hmm who might I be you asked tune in next weekend mates now will drop some knowledge on you and the meantime

Thank you very much for listening. I think that's about gonna do it for us this week. You guys got anything else for the inmates out there? No, I'm tapped out. Alrighty Join us next week for curse of the demon from 1957. We're kicking it old school and

Uh in the meat that's gonna close out demon month here in the padded room. We're gonna have to bigger and better things in September Huh Uh, so for buddy Chuck Jason Harrell in absentia all the previous co-hosts that have coming on over the years All right P all right P weird embryotic turkey baby sacks um appendages where they may pop up and how to get rid of them um

Weird pills that you get paid to take stop talking about the shit that I do. I'm just I'm just putting it out there And the effects that they can have on your body um demons dude Fucking movie theater demons high-rise demons demons that possess you demons that take over other things

Pimp demons. Pimp demons. Oh, yeah Get into your only possess your hand and you have to cut them off at the wrist and then they go on and somehow don't get into the rest of your body Uh and the padded room podcast I'm afraid visiting hours are over By and happy great week. Let us

First my clue from last week gentlemen. Hmm. I am a struggling urban artist with a very traumatic childhood Uh, I was involved in a shall we say arson Not directly but indirectly and uh, I damn near got myself killed as a baby Luckily a white woman showed up at the last second to save me and died in the process. Who who is the blame for all of these shenanigans The candy man The twenty twenty say when you said urban I was like so you're black candy man. I am black What percent

The way down that's right. Uh, have you guys seen the 2020 candy? I have not seen that one. Yeah um, I am so much of a fan of the original. Yeah, I Almost don't want to see this one. It's not But here's my problem with that one. It's it's woke obviously right made in 2020 um It's not is it a remake it so that's that's the fucking problem I have is that it's not a remake. It's a sequel Okay, but that being said They have taken the the lore of Daniel robotai and twisted it into this

Rotating candy man. So there is a candy man, but it's not Daniel robotai It's this guy from the 70s who had like a one of those pincher appendage things. Huh. Yeah How many so dead uh Tony Todd is not in it except for his face in like the last 14 seconds of the movie um, and other than that, it's just kind of weird

Who might I be this week you ask? Well gentlemen. I am a uh industrial age um, I believe I'm working a factory of some sort and I Recently struck up a relationship with one of my co-workers Everything was going smoothly until she invited me over to meet her family one night and broke the news that she is pregnant oh fuck

Not really run what I had in mind, but I'm gonna be a good dad. I'm gonna be responsible Her family is weird and eats a lot of really weird shit for dinner, but I'm gonna I'm gonna do my new diligence

And uh, maybe I do love this check. I don't know. I'm gonna hang out. I'm gonna find out We're gonna live in my one room closet apartment with our Baby that she births which is more of a Turkey uh bird uh Embriotic sack kind of a thing so it's a Thanksgiving movie kind of But only if uh Well, that's uh everything's gonna work itself out in because there's a lady with large jowls living in my radiator who puts on performance pieces

That makes a lot of sense. So yeah, I uh, I tune into those regularly and they make me feel better, but um I'm pretty sure my turkey baby embryotic sack thing is gonna die and I'm gonna have to blast it off into space Oh, yeah, yeah, very sad and uh my my would be uh baby mama took off weeks ago to go back to home to her parents again Leaving page with the embryotic sack turkey baby. Mm-hmm. Who might I be? You asked tune in next weekend mates now will drop some knowledge on you and the meantime

Thank you very much for listening. I think that's about gonna do it for us this week. You guys got anything else for the inmates out there? No, I'm tapped out. Alrighty

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